Kim Jong Un in vegetative state

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Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« on: April 25, 2020, 07:25:58 AM »
https://www.jpost.com/international/china-sent-team-with-medical-experts-to-advise-on-nkoreas-kim-625831

"North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's health is reportedly in a vegetative state after undergoing a failed cardiovascular procedure earlier this month, according to the medical team treating him."

I think is big news if it turns out to be true. We can only hope a new leader emerges who cares about the people.
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2020, 08:12:46 AM »
I wonder if his sister will try to take over, and if she does will she be successful or will she be assassinated.
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2020, 08:54:03 AM »
I wonder if his sister will try to take over, and if she does will she be successful or will she be assassinated.

His sister has sounded just as unhinged as he has though. I wonder if there is anyone in a position up there that wants friendly relations with the world. It's time they ended their stupid Juche ideology and make friends.

Damn shame about Mr Un if true. Deserved.  >:D

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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2020, 11:42:39 AM »
Trump will be heartbroken.  The two were so in love!
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2020, 02:55:49 PM »
Bet ya Trump had someone poison him.

I'd cheer that.
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2020, 02:59:11 PM »
WooHooo, North Korea now has vegetables. 

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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2020, 04:20:33 PM »
A pandemic seems like a great time to murder one's brother to take charge.



Admit it!  She's got a bit of Hillary Clinton in those eyes.
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2020, 04:26:38 PM »
I'd hit it

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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2020, 05:45:03 PM »
A fatal mistake!

She's as deadly as she is beautiful.
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2020, 06:00:46 PM »
Well, Un could certainly use some vegetables.
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2020, 08:31:19 PM »
A fatal mistake!

She's as deadly as she is beautiful.

As far as Koreans go, she's pretty plain. Maybe she can be dolled up with makeup and nice clothes though.

She seems like she has a nasty temper though. South Korea intelligence most valuable Intel could be when it's her 'time of month' so they can give her a wide berth.

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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2020, 12:09:31 AM »
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I thought he was officially declared an egg plant when he took to power.

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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2020, 08:53:22 AM »
A fatal mistake!

She's as deadly as she is beautiful.

As far as Koreans go, she's pretty plain.
Is that because of all the plastic surgery they have?
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2020, 08:57:13 AM »
A fatal mistake!

She's as deadly as she is beautiful.

As far as Koreans go, she's pretty plain.
Is that because of all the plastic surgery they have?

I have met plenty of gorgeous ones that did not have plastic surgery. I'm sure if I can get the image of her old man out of my head and if she smiles, it would do wonders for her sex appeal.


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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2020, 09:11:09 AM »
It's not even proven that he's in a vegetative state.
Actually there isn't even one decent source saying it.
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2020, 09:18:28 AM »
Nobody claimed it to be an absolute.
A doctor who checked him out would be a good source.
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2020, 12:31:39 PM »
South Korea is saying he is well and good unfortunately
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2020, 01:32:56 PM »
South Korea is saying he is well and good unfortunately

That is indeed unfortunate

Was just getting used to the idea of seeing this babe in the news more often


Just die Jong Un you fat ugly bastard!!!

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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2020, 02:56:23 AM »
Curious how the cult of Trump goes in America.

When the leader of North Korea dies, the whole country weeps. Some is probably fake, fearful of reprisal but most of it is probably genuine

But if Trump was to give up the ghost, would there be people that would actually cry about it? Inconsolable? Do some people love him that much we would see scenes reminiscent of those from North Korea of populations collectively crying?

I imagine plenty of people would celebrate but there seems to be a lot of die hard retarts that might cry for the guy. Just how deep are people in love with their 'Dear Leader'?

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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2020, 03:33:25 AM »
South Korea is saying he is well and good unfortunately
dont quite know if him being dead is good or bad.
As long as they have a dictator North Korea is going to be in a bad state. Replacing the current dip-shit with another does not fix the problem.
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« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2020, 03:47:49 AM »
South Korea is saying he is well and good unfortunately
dont quite know if him being dead is good or bad.
As long as they have a dictator North Korea is going to be in a bad state. Replacing the current dip-shit with another does not fix the problem.

Yeah, but his sister is admittedly easier on the eyes....  :P However her being female could hinder her ability to be accepted. Kim dynasty blood or not.

Instead we were gifted a guy who has eats everyones rations. Imagine if he didn't eat like a pig!



It is more likely he is not dead. The American government should be less 'yay! Lets end the Kim Dynasty rot and hope for someone we like!' and more 'Get well soon Kim!'

Because if he isn't dead, you'd still want open diplomatic relations. A bit hard to do if he saw that you were jumping for joy at the prospect of him being dead. Also if his sister does take over, you'd want a smooth transition. Telling the world how glad you are that her brother died and hoping that the Kim dynasty is finished would also be embarrassing for future negotiations.

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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2020, 03:57:15 AM »
It is more likely he is not dead. The American government should be less 'yay! Lets end the Kim Dynasty rot and hope for someone we like!' and more 'Get well soon Kim!'

Because if he isn't dead, you'd still want open diplomatic relations. A bit hard to do if he saw that you were jumping for joy at the prospect of him being dead. Also if his sister does take over, you'd want a smooth transition. Telling the world how glad you are that her brother died and hoping that the Kim dynasty is finished would also be embarrassing for future negotiations.
I agree, it would be bad overall if he was dead.
3 big issues come up, one potentially good.

1 - The world needs to re-negotiate and re-strategies how to handle a new dictator.
Its possible this could be better, but at least we know that the nukes arnt flying.

2 - A new dictator will want to prove to her people that she is strong and capable. This could mean new missiles and nukes flying about.

3 - People may not accept her and start burning things. This will be a lot of bad for now, but may force change.
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2020, 04:07:13 AM »
What can it be worse in 2020? The best leader ever get illness.

It cannot be a coincidence that her health has deteriorated constantly after meeting with Trump past year. Each frame of this meeting held in the neutral region last year should be examined one by one, and where the world's leader was attacked should be found and shown to the world.

It was clear that it was a mistake to meet trump, because countries like the US that do not have any other communication weapon other than force can only deal with their enemies to kill them.
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2020, 04:10:16 AM »
What can it be worse in 2020? The best leader ever get illness.

It cannot be a coincidence that her health has deteriorated constantly after meeting with Trump past year. Each frame of this meeting held in the neutral region last year should be examined one by one, and where the world's leader was attacked should be found and shown to the world.

It was clear that it was a mistake to meet trump, because countries like the US that do not have any other communication weapon other than force can only deal with their enemies to kill them.
The guys is overweight, its not that shocking that he may have health issues.
And the USA has many mechanisms to force other countries to do things other than force. Force is a last resort.
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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2020, 04:13:31 AM »
What can it be worse in 2020? The best leader ever get illness.

It cannot be a coincidence that her health has deteriorated constantly after meeting with Trump past year. Each frame of this meeting held in the neutral region last year should be examined one by one, and where the world's leader was attacked should be found and shown to the world.

It was clear that it was a mistake to meet trump, because countries like the US that do not have any other communication weapon other than force can only deal with their enemies to kill them.
The guys is overweight, its not that shocking that he may have health issues.
And the USA has many mechanisms to force other countries to do things other than force. Force is a last resort.
USA cannot deal with a leader in a closed country other than conspiracy. It is clear that it has been assassinated by CIA in meeting in Trump. No, murderer USA hasen't any other option but murder him.
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2020, 04:16:00 AM »
Just because he's fat doesn't mean it's normal to die before the age of 40.
Usa likely have poisoned him.
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2020, 04:57:15 AM »
Just because he's fat doesn't mean it's normal to die before the age of 40.
Usa likely have poisoned him.
So, can it be because, USA has poison him, and , a revenge, China has made coronavirus to rest of the world. There is a revenge situation, considering Trump can not declare a war against China, because he has been crushed under his crime, hence, China knowing his crime, shown the evidences to Trump, and by doing blackmail to Trump, China did it, but without felt any fear.
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« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2020, 05:29:13 AM »
Just because he's fat doesn't mean it's normal to die before the age of 40.
Usa likely have poisoned him.
So, can it be because, USA has poison him, and , a revenge, China has made coronavirus to rest of the world. There is a revenge situation, considering Trump can not declare a war against China, because he has been crushed under his crime, hence, China knowing his crime, shown the evidences to Trump, and by doing blackmail to Trump, China did it, but without felt any fear.

By American standards Kim Jong Un is probably underweight if anything. To die of heart disease would be very odd indeed given many Americans live much older while being grotesquely morbidly obese with a shitty health care system (for the common pleb)

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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2020, 05:45:37 AM »
So, can it be because, USA has poison him, and , a revenge, China has made coronavirus to rest of the world. There is a revenge situation, considering Trump can not declare a war against China, because he has been crushed under his crime, hence, China knowing his crime, shown the evidences to Trump, and by doing blackmail to Trump, China did it, but without felt any fear.
Life in your head must be interesting. So many conspiracy theories to work through every day.

By American standards Kim Jong Un is probably underweight if anything. To die of heart disease would be very odd indeed given many Americans live much older while being grotesquely morbidly obese with a shitty health care system (for the common pleb)
Not all people who die of heart disease need to compete with a hippo on a scale. Bad diet can leave you fairly skinny with heart issues. I was also not suggesting that he has definitely has heart issues because he is overweight, just mentioned that it increases his chances in that category.

But I am going for South Korea's news on this one. If they say he is fine, Ill believe them over CNN.
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Re: Kim Jong Un in vegetative state
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2020, 08:23:23 AM »
Not all people who die of heart disease need to compete with a hippo on a scale. Bad diet can leave you fairly skinny with heart issues.
I call bullshit. Please elaborate.
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