Post an image of yourself!

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spoon

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14430 on: October 06, 2013, 06:39:08 PM »
I am trying to keep his tongue out of my mouth, but here is me getting kisses.



It strikes me that this is proof that your body does not have a left hand side, which fits which my Right Hand Side Only Theory that states that anyone who posts under the name jroa on a forum will not have a left hand side to their body.

The evidence is there in the picture and far 100% of the photos I've seen confirm this belief. I am aware that other photos may exist but they have been manipulated to show a left hand side that doesn't exist. Also, I am also aware that anyone who says that jroa does have a left hand side has been tricked by an optical illusion, probably based on the fact that they are being told regularly that jroa has a left hand side by some self-interested organisation with an ulterior motive.

If jroa had a left hand side why would it not be visible in this picture - you tell me jroa is a three dimensional human being but he's clearly a two dimensional being with only a right hand side. I don't know anyone who's seen him in three dimensions and I believe that anyone who claims to have done so is going to be lying. If he had a left hand side, would he not be showing it in this picture. You tell me that it is possible to show both sides in a picture, but then why hasn't he done so here? The reason is because he doesn't have one. All the evidence points towards this fact. Also, I believe that it is possible for two dimensional people to exist - all the ones I see on my computer screen and my television are two dimensional after all.

Finally, I believe that anyone who says jroa is three dimensional is lying because they are trying to cover up the truth that every person I've never met in the real world is two dimensional - this includes everyone i've ever only seen on TV or in a picture. 3D television is faked in order to try and 'prove' that these people are three dimensional but it is just manipulation of the images of two dimensional people which gives this illusion.

Happy to talk through this Theory with anyone - remember never to trust any opinions that are widely held and regularly confirmed: these are the ones most likely to be untrue because mass acceptance implies brain-washing which implies nefarious motives.

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Son of Orospu

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14431 on: October 06, 2013, 07:51:37 PM »
Photos can, and often are, manipulated.  I really don't have a right hand side.

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Thork

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14432 on: October 13, 2013, 02:26:35 PM »
So I went paint-balling this weekend. Turns out people don't normally wear camouflage face-paint to things like that.




Yeah, I got ridiculed but secretly they were all jealous.  >:(

Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14433 on: October 13, 2013, 04:06:35 PM »
They are also a bunch of wobbly bellies. Like me.

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Thork

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14434 on: October 13, 2013, 04:10:12 PM »
They are also a bunch of wobbly bellies. Like me.
Yes. This made them very easy to shoot.  ;D

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14435 on: October 13, 2013, 04:12:15 PM »
They are jelly. In both interpretations of the word.

Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14436 on: October 13, 2013, 11:55:14 PM »
NASA has a SWAT team and so does the FES.

I have to say I'm not sure the FES would win. All NASA would have to do is run up a hill.

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hoppy

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14437 on: October 14, 2013, 08:39:34 AM »
So I went paint-balling this weekend. Turns out people don't normally wear camouflage face-paint to things like that.




Yeah, I got ridiculed but secretly they were all jealous.  >:(
Thork, have you considered applying for the Chief Security Officer position at The Flat Earth Museum?
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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14438 on: October 14, 2013, 08:49:01 AM »
Commissioner Thork for the U.K.! (or whatever depending on how the police system works).
The earth is round because the space man said so.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14439 on: October 19, 2013, 08:49:32 AM »
Exclusive for FES: Eddy Baby LIVE! I'm the mandolin player.


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151833852272936

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hoppy

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14440 on: October 19, 2013, 09:28:23 AM »
Exclusive for FES: Eddy Baby LIVE! I'm the mandolin player.


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151833852272936
Good! Thx for sharing.
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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14441 on: October 19, 2013, 09:39:14 AM »

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14443 on: October 19, 2013, 10:43:03 AM »

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Parsifal

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14444 on: October 19, 2013, 10:43:27 AM »


This one is worth saving for later.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14445 on: October 19, 2013, 10:44:23 AM »
Weird, people on reddit were making the same Flanders joke.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14446 on: October 19, 2013, 10:49:02 AM »
Weird, people on reddit were making the same Flanders joke.

There's nothing weird about that.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14447 on: October 19, 2013, 10:52:12 AM »
Weird, people on reddit were making the same Flanders joke.

There's nothing weird about that.
It's a little weird to me, I was completely unaware of the joke.

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Blanko

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14448 on: October 19, 2013, 11:05:53 AM »
Weird, people on reddit were making the same Flanders joke.

There's nothing weird about that.
It's a little weird to me, I was completely unaware of the joke.

Uh... is this your first week on the internet?

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14449 on: October 19, 2013, 11:09:17 AM »
Weird, people on reddit were making the same Flanders joke.

There's nothing weird about that.
It's a little weird to me, I was completely unaware of the joke.

Uh... is this your first week on the internet?
Such clever. So insult.

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14450 on: October 19, 2013, 11:10:57 AM »
Weird, people on reddit were making the same Flanders joke.

There's nothing weird about that.
It's a little weird to me, I was completely unaware of the joke.

Uh... is this your first week on the internet?
Such clever. So insult.
Wow.
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Blanko

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14451 on: October 19, 2013, 11:20:15 AM »
Well, at least you know that one...

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14452 on: October 19, 2013, 12:43:43 PM »
Weird, people on reddit were making the same Flanders joke.

There's nothing weird about that.
It's a little weird to me, I was completely unaware of the joke.

Uh... is this your first week on the internet?
Such clever. So insult.
Wow.
much internet humor

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Blanko

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14453 on: October 19, 2013, 01:33:14 PM »
Weird, people on reddit were making the same Flanders joke.

There's nothing weird about that.
It's a little weird to me, I was completely unaware of the joke.

Uh... is this your first week on the internet?
Such clever. So insult.
Wow.
much internet humor

Did you change your avatar just to do that?

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Adolf Hipster

Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14454 on: October 19, 2013, 02:50:24 PM »
Weird, people on reddit were making the same Flanders joke.

There's nothing weird about that.
It's a little weird to me, I was completely unaware of the joke.

Uh... is this your first week on the internet?
Such clever. So insult.
Wow.
much internet humor

Did you change your avatar just to do that?
Somewhat. I didn't have an avatar, and I like doge, so I thought that would be a good choice for an avatar.

Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14455 on: October 27, 2013, 08:36:11 PM »
« Last Edit: October 29, 2013, 05:12:22 PM by Particle Person »

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Vongeo

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14456 on: October 27, 2013, 09:14:53 PM »
Vongeo is a wanker, he wears a wanker hat; he always smells like urine and he thinks the Earth is flat.

No longer is this sentence is cut in half. Jekra!

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PizzaPlanet

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14457 on: October 29, 2013, 01:46:01 AM »
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14458 on: October 29, 2013, 05:11:09 PM »

You know what I'm gonna say, don't you?

Markjo shits up yet another perfectly good thread?

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Post an image of yourself!
« Reply #14459 on: October 30, 2013, 01:29:21 PM »
Here's another picture of me: