UNIA space cowgirl caught NotSoSkeptical speaking German in the bushes. He was saying things like Ein, Zein, Naturlich, Das is zein.
What the fuck do you think you're doing here?
Nevermind, I was discussing Germany's elimination from the world cup with my German friends, NSS replied.
Stop treating me like I'm stupid! said Space cowgirl. I know German. I worked for the Russian secret service for 20 years. I know German, English and French as well as Russian, and even Turkish, Arabic and Chinese.
Notsoskeptical swallowed fearfully. My phone was ringing, he said I have to go now and tried to sneak away.
Come here asshole! Shouted Space Cowgirl, running after him. As she shouted, the inspectors on board came out to see what was going on.
Space cowgirl stopped yelling, and began to slow down. It was like he was out of breath. What the fuck! Oh no. She forgot to take her medicine during this rush. She remembered wise telling her, "If you forget to take your medicine, you will die" as she collapsed to the ground without breath.
Damn dirty NAZI! ' Crouton yelled, activating the drone he had found on board marked "Shifter".
He took control of the drone. "Select target: NotSoSkeptical". run. Enter. That was all he need to do.
The drone started and dropped a bomb on Notsoskeptical, which was trying to run away. The last Nazi agent, Notsoskeptical, had just died on the same beach as Space Cowgirl, whom he had killed.
UPA terrorist Khrystyna Leonidivna Denysenko is no more.
From the documents obtained from him, it was understood that a group of terrorists working on behalf of the Secret Service of Ukraine carried out the sabotage.
Existing evidence was collected by Crouton and emailed to Wise.
Wise took the evidences. "Damn, scumbag Nazis, they did it," he said. He took the evidence and forwarded it to Erdogan to be presented to the UN general assembly. Erdogan called Putin and said that the culprits were identified as Ukrainians and they could renew the grain deal.
In the light of all these developments, the grain agreement was extended for 120 days.
Congratulations UN inspector team. You did a good job.
FIN.