Kony 2012 filmaker was found....

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Aytron

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Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« on: March 16, 2012, 06:55:55 PM »
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/kony-2012-filmmaker-arrested-san-diego-205649394.html

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Russell, 33, was taken into custody after he was found masturbating in public

You stay classy San Diego.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2012, 06:58:06 PM by Aytron »

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2012, 07:55:21 PM »
...the fuck?

I love some of those comments, though:

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How can you masturbate AND vandalize cars at the same time? I'd like an instructional video.

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He is an activist so he wasn't masturbating he was just trying to free Willy

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just when I thought yahoo couldn't put out any more crap articles, they publish this............AND TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES!

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2012, 08:29:49 PM »
He must have been celebrating the recent influx of donations.

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2012, 08:45:31 PM »
Sounds like a respectable individual, let me give all my money to him.
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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2012, 09:07:06 PM »
The bigger WTF here is why society feels the need to suppress natural urges that don't harm anyone.

Edit: After reading the article, vandalising cars is valid justification to arrest him. Why make mention only of the harmless, natural activity in the OP?
« Last Edit: March 16, 2012, 09:09:12 PM by Parsifal »
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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2012, 09:31:26 PM »
Well, that was rather unexpected. Poor guy.

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Rushy

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2012, 09:51:32 PM »
The bigger WTF here is why society feels the need to suppress natural urges that don't harm anyone.

Edit: After reading the article, vandalising cars is valid justification to arrest him. Why make mention only of the harmless, natural activity in the OP?

Masturbation being a pillar of your lifestyle is not a valid reason to justify doing it in public. This is the same reason people don't normally shit in public. No one desires to see other people doing that in public and that desire should be respected.

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2012, 09:59:16 PM »
Masturbation being a pillar of your lifestyle is not a valid reason to justify doing it in public.

Straw man.

This is the same reason people don't normally shit in public.

You didn't provide a reason, so I don't see how something can be the same as it.

No one desires to see other people doing that in public and that desire should be respected.

I don't desire to see boy bands perform in public. Does that mean they should be arrested for doing so?
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2012, 10:01:43 PM »
I don't desire to see boy bands perform in public. Does that mean they should be arrested for doing so?

Depending on the place, you could in fact get them arrested for disturbing the peace. Your point?

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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2012, 10:07:47 PM »
Depending on the place, you could in fact get them arrested for disturbing the peace.

Depending on the place, I could be arrested while wearing a blue t-shirt for breaking and entering. That doesn't mean I was arrested for wearing a blue t-shirt.

Your point?

Funny, I was just about to ask you the same thing.
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2012, 10:40:55 PM »
Depending on the place, I could be arrested while wearing a blue t-shirt for breaking and entering. That doesn't mean I was arrested for wearing a blue t-shirt.

Irrelevant.

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2012, 10:56:05 PM »
Depending on the place, I could be arrested while wearing a blue t-shirt for breaking and entering. That doesn't mean I was arrested for wearing a blue t-shirt.

Irrelevant.

Glad you got the point I was making. :)

Now, can you please give a relevant response to my earlier post?
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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2012, 11:03:40 PM »
But boy band concerts don't take place in a random street in front of unsuspecting people.  :-\

If you want to masturbate in public, at least give a warning and maybe charge admission.

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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2012, 11:34:14 PM »
But boy band concerts don't take place in a random street in front of unsuspecting people.  :-\

This isn't always true, but how about a parade? What about people who smoke? I don't desire to breathe second-hand smoke; can I call the cops next time I walk past someone with a cigarette in her hand?

If you want to masturbate in public, at least give a warning and maybe charge admission.

Thanks for the words of wisdom. I'll be sure to put up posters a day in advance the next time I intend to walk down the street eating a sandwich, which is just as harmless and natural as masturbation.
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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2012, 01:29:39 AM »
That depends what's on the sandwich. Even so, bread isn't exactly a natural ingredient.

An apple works, though.

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2012, 02:20:51 AM »
He was just celebrating the new Iranian elections.

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2012, 04:15:16 AM »
But boy band concerts don't take place in a random street in front of unsuspecting people.  :-\
Is it okay to fap on stage then?

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« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2012, 10:09:09 AM »
But boy band concerts don't take place in a random street in front of unsuspecting people.  :-\
Is it okay to fap on stage then?
Of course.

I'm not sure eating a sandwich is as natural as masturbation. As hard as it may be to believe, some people actually don't masturbate.

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2012, 10:15:34 AM »
He touched millions with his video and finally was able to now touch himself.
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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2012, 10:33:52 AM »
I'm not sure eating a sandwich is as natural as masturbation. As hard as it may be to believe, some people actually don't masturbate.

Some people don't menstruate. Therefore, menstruation is less natural than eating a sandwich.
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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2012, 10:45:39 AM »
I'm not sure eating a sandwich is as natural as masturbation. As hard as it may be to believe, some people actually don't masturbate.

Some people don't menstruate. Therefore, menstruation is less natural than eating a sandwich.
Most of those who menstruate don't show off their menstruation in public (visually, the bitching associated is an aside).
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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2012, 10:53:44 AM »
Most of those who menstruate don't show off their menstruation in public (visually, the bitching associated is an aside).

Irrelevant. I was responding to rooster's assessment of relative naturalness, not the merit of public display.
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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2012, 12:31:35 PM »
I'm not sure eating a sandwich is as natural as masturbation. As hard as it may be to believe, some people actually don't masturbate.

Some people don't menstruate. Therefore, menstruation is less natural than eating a sandwich.
Fine. It's still natural. I was only saying that I don't walk in public with my blood smeared on my crotch. Nor do I poo in public. Nor do I bathe, pick my nose, or cut my toenails in public. It's messy and unseemly. If you want to be a barbarian I'm sure there are plenty of cultures that will allow you to masturbate in public. But in Western civilizations you will only be met with screams and scorn.

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2012, 12:36:44 PM »
I wouldn't mind seeing you masturbate.

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2012, 06:22:00 PM »
Invisible Children, are what he thinks about while masterbating in public.

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Re: Kony 2012 filmaker was found....
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2012, 06:37:14 PM »
The bigger WTF here is why society feels the need to suppress natural urges that don't harm anyone.

Because the local powers that be have decided that such things are inappropriate in public.  It's really as simple as that.
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