Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?

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Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« on: March 14, 2012, 08:17:22 PM »
Is it because he ruthlessly pokes holes in your most excellent theories?

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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2012, 08:19:20 PM »
We don't hate ClockTower. What made you believe such a silly assumption?

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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2012, 08:20:46 PM »
Yes you do. I read all the shit talking that goes on!
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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2012, 08:23:01 PM »
areyouserious?
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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2012, 08:23:13 PM »
Yes you do. I read all the shit talking that goes on!

Oh, I didn't realize you can tell people what they do and don't feel. Why don't you just say "You believe the earth is round" and be done with it. We wouldn't have a choice, master of the universe.

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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2012, 08:25:17 PM »
areyouserious?

Not really!

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Oh, I didn't realize you can tell people what they do and don't feel. Why don't you just say "You believe the earth is round" and be done with it. We wouldn't have a choice, master of the universe.

I do believe the earth is round, but that has nothing to do with this thread! The earth could be a fucking dodecahedron for all I care!
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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2012, 08:34:36 PM »
I don't hate Clocktower.  For one thing, "hate" is far too strong an emotion to describe how I feel towards anybody here.  I wouldn't describe my feelings towards Clocktower as "liking" him, but the notion of hatred towards some nameless troll I will almost certainly never actually meet is laughable.

The other thing is that of all the currently active REers here he probably (most of the time) gives the most reasonable debate.  It can actually be fun debating with him.  I wouldn't hesitate to say that he's one of the most knowledgeable people here, RE or FE.

That being said, he's a proven douchebag.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2012, 08:37:34 PM »
Besides, we all know that ClockTower is just a DA.

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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2012, 08:45:31 PM »
what's a DA?
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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2012, 08:47:43 PM »
Devil's advocate.  One who argues for a position in a debate not because he fervently believes it but for the intellectual stimulation, or because it's fun to do.  I have to admit, it's hard to imagine Clocktower knowing as much as he does and still not realizing the Earth is flat.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2012, 08:58:21 PM »
HAHAHAHA!  thats funny. ok i get it now. but isn't a devils advocate someone who espouses beliefs opposite to his own? like irushwithscvs, i'm not entirely certain, but I'm pretty sure he believes in a round earth, but he's a DA for flat earth. Unless clocktower is a secret flat earther in disguise..... :-X
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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2012, 09:42:29 PM »
At first I thought you got it. Then...
"I want truth for truth's sake, not for the applaud or approval of men. I would not reject truth because it is unpopular, nor accept error because it is popular. I should rather be right and stand alone than run with the multitude and be wrong." - C.S. DeFord

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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2012, 04:09:02 AM »
ClockTower doesn't have a soul. >:(

ClockTower has no soul.
see?

His belligerent refusal to nurture a sense of humour and tedious low content "give me evidence" "you are wrong" type posts make for less than entertaining confab should you be the unfortunate wretch stuck in a thread with him.  Of course one would just avoid him like one avoids a bore at a party, but at a party the boring person can't be in every room at once and at every party in town every single day.
What is worse is that other posters then come to the site and think that it is the way RErs should behave! People like Trig and The Knowledge then rush around screaming "that is an appeal to authority" and "Typical FEr!" as though the person debating with them would enjoy seeing that again for the 1000th time.
And lastly it is that he won't pop on his slippers for idle chit chat in the lower boards and shakes like a shitting dog at the thought of meeting one of the FErs in a fair fight debating philosophy or religion or race or politics. This I find the most shabby. Boasting about how stupid FErs are compared to him, but not daring to take them on when he doesn't have the weight of the world's scientific community behind him.

In short, he's a soulless prick with no redeeming features. I hope that clears it up for the OP.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2012, 04:17:14 AM by Thork »

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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2012, 12:12:56 PM »
ClockTower doesn't have a soul. >:(

ClockTower has no soul.
see?

His belligerent refusal to nurture a sense of humour and tedious low content "give me evidence" "you are wrong" type posts make for less than entertaining confab should you be the unfortunate wretch stuck in a thread with him.  Of course one would just avoid him like one avoids a bore at a party, but at a party the boring person can't be in every room at once and at every party in town every single day.
What is worse is that other posters then come to the site and think that it is the way RErs should behave! People like Trig and The Knowledge then rush around screaming "that is an appeal to authority" and "Typical FEr!" as though the person debating with them would enjoy seeing that again for the 1000th time.
And lastly it is that he won't pop on his slippers for idle chit chat in the lower boards and shakes like a shitting dog at the thought of meeting one of the FErs in a fair fight debating philosophy or religion or race or politics. This I find the most shabby. Boasting about how stupid FErs are compared to him, but not daring to take them on when he doesn't have the weight of the world's scientific community behind him.

In short, he's a soulless prick with no redeeming features. I hope that clears it up for the OP.

I tried my best to not laugh at this post, because it is uery mean. But i couldn"t help it!

Now i feel guilty  :-[

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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2012, 12:18:27 PM »
lol. It was rather mean, wasn't it!

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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2012, 10:40:22 PM »
Wait...isn't ClockTower a girl?
Irrelevant.
Keep it serious, Thork. You can troll, but don't be so open. We have standards

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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2012, 11:45:12 PM »
Wait...isn't ClockTower a girl?
Irrelevant.
This is the Internet. Girls only exist on Facebook.
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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2012, 02:02:58 AM »
Wait...isn't ClockTower a tower?
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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2012, 03:00:28 AM »
Sokarul is better at chemistry.
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Re: Why do all the flat earthers hate Brother Clocktower?
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2012, 11:06:02 AM »
Tower's can't be girls. Just like valleys pits or holes can't be boys.
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