Hey, dude. Hey, bro. Hey, dudebro.
Have you ever thought maybe it's poor policy (akin to spam, actually) to make an entirely new thread because "Hey I've got a stumper here." (1) Time has proven that you usually don't? (2) I probably will have responded in the original thread? (3) It fucking clutters up the forum!
Unless your intent is to bury certain topics (like "why would the government lie to us?") it's a nuisance. I've responded to the question there.