This universal accelerant would be of varied distance from the curved sections of the Earth, hence in some places the force it exerts would be slightly greater than others...
Not really, the UA is still in contact with Earth even where it is uneven.
yes this is my point exactly! the UA
is in contact with the earth even when it is uneven! But with it being uneven...the distance from the Earth to the UA will vary will it not? and if F is proportional to r (which there is no use denying, because this would contradict every fundamental force in the universe) then the force exerted on the earth, at different regions, by the UA will be different.
hence as F=ma, a is proportional to delta v, THEREFORE: the speed at which the Earth is moving at different points would vary, and as such it would break apart! now im off to learn for my math exam, ill talk about this later!