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Philosophy, Religion & Society / JJA is right or wrong?
« on: March 02, 2022, 03:19:16 AM »
If we can have death penalties
We can have castrations.
 

Child Molesters are not driven by testicles.
Females is a case in point. 

Ladies also do things society frowns upon. 
What do you propose we chop off of them?

Sounds like we need a new poll...

I was not comfortable listing things to chop off of girls. 
Feel free to ask JJA. 



He may have issues.  ;)





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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Is it Time to Get Rid Of Russia?
« on: February 26, 2022, 11:13:00 AM »
California is ten times the economic power of Russia. 
Compared to the rest of the planet Russia is Third World. 

Why do we give a fuck about Russia?   
Because Russia is a police state?Because Russia controls human rights?Because Russia has the ability to destroy its self?
They are not going to commit nuclear suicide.
We didn't have a problem when Trump was in charge.





 

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The Lounge / Truism . . .
« on: November 04, 2021, 02:11:22 PM »

Truism [ˈtro͞oˌizəm]
NOUN
  • a statement that is obviously true and says nothing new or interesting.

I'll start . . .

The best way to predict the future is to create the future.


NEXT

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / boooooobs . . .
« on: August 25, 2021, 09:24:51 PM »
Girls in Baghdad need to wear burlap to cover their sexy stuff.

Girls in SoCal only need to cover their tits.

Why do you care ?




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Technology, Science & Alt Science / WooHooooo
« on: July 20, 2021, 06:39:38 AM »
Blue Horizon.
Freakin' awesome.


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Philosophy, Religion & Society / does Biden have alzheimer's?
« on: July 08, 2021, 12:29:48 AM »
Does Biden have alzheimer's or is he just stupid?


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The Lounge / Coulde Be Worse . . .
« on: June 13, 2021, 10:56:43 PM »
My left shoulder feels like it's on fire. 
My left hip hurts from my spine around to my thigh. 
The middle toe on my right foot is swollen and stings when flexed. 
My left knee feels like usual.  >:(

How you all doing?  I know something hurts.   ;)

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / What Is A Scientist?
« on: June 07, 2021, 11:53:52 PM »
We are admonished to follow the science.
Scientists often disagree.
How do we choose the scientist to believe?


What qualifies anyone to be a scientist?

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The Lounge / Tawny Kitaen
« on: May 08, 2021, 10:57:38 AM »
Tawny Kitaen passed away at age 59.
I worked with her father for years and got to meet her and David Coverdale behind stage at a Whitesnake concert and at Terry's house. I doubt she would have remembered me.

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The Lounge / Handycap Parking . . .
« on: November 16, 2020, 04:05:01 PM »
Bitch in front of me stuffs her car in the blue spot. No handicap license plate, no rear view mirror placard. 

Kwnt.

I parked behind her SUV while she got out of her car and skipped into the store.
I finish shopping and come out to find her spinning tight circles and spewing vulgarities.

I told her she could call the police and receive a $275 fine or give me $60.

She pouted a few minutes and then paid me.   ;D

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The Lounge / Every Day is a Good Day
« on: November 03, 2020, 09:27:10 PM »

It's all one line comments, no real conversation.

I've had some fun.  Still playing with them . . .
First off I ran the VIN and Build Tag.


VIN:  xxxxxxx
Some shit from the build tag:  26 EN1 L31 N95 P31 P37 R22 Y05

https://www.classic.com/veh/1970-plymouth-barracuda-convertible-bh27g0b163299-WNk0bqp/


Funny how the Texas pix are the same as the Chula Vista picks but it's FOB Indiana.

https://www.kloompy.com/cars/1970-plymouth-barracuda-convertible-440-powered_i14851



Rot Row.
It was born a beige 318 small block 904 auto w/ b/w interior.
Hmmmmmm . . . . .

That means the frame will not handle a 440.
It will fit, but the frame will twist the first time you plant your foot.
If you look close you can see beige under broken paint around screws on the build plate.  Stupid monkeys.



Here is some email shit . . .

(Scroll down . . . Read from the bottom up.)
[Kloompy is the innocent website]
 
S C R O L L    D O W N          R E A D   F R O M   B  O T T O M   U P



***********************************************************
I become Barry Kudlow half way through because it sounds like Barracuda.
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    Can I send you $1000 to hold the car for a few days until I can fly there and pick it up?
     
     
    Sent: Monday, November 02, 2020 at 11:09 AM
    From:xxxxx
    To: xxxxxxx
    Subject: Re: 1970 Plymouth Barracuda Convertible 440-Powered
    Dear Barry,
     
    I thought we already clarified this aspect! I already told you it is located at the shipping company here in Iowa ready for delivery. I'm really sorry if this doesn't work for you. Again, I was very honest about my current situation and about the deal to be handled by the shipping company.
     
    The company offers 5 days for inspection period from the moment you receive it at your location. During this time you can check it with your mechanic or do whatever you want. If by any reason doesn't pass your testing period the company will refund your money and the shipping back will be my concern, but I assure you it won't be the case.   
     
    Unfortunately, even if there is this possibility to come now it is almost impossible because of the events generated by the Coronavirus! No problem if you don't want to buy online, I'll try to find another buyer because we don't have more time because of the virus!
     
    So if you agree, please just call xxxxxxx the shipping company for payment instructions. If you're not interested anymore, please let me know and I'll start looking for other buyers.
     
    I really appreciate your fast answer.
     
    Sincerely,
    xxxxx
    On Sat, Oct 31, 2020 at 2:07 AM xxxxxxx wrote:

        Where is the car now?
       
       
        Sent: Friday, October 30, 2020 at 9:08 AM
        From:xxxxxx
        To: xxxxxx
        Subject: Re: 1970 Plymouth Barracuda Convertible 440-Powered
        Dear Barry,
       
        I got an email from the shipping company saying that they have sent you the invoice with all the details you need in order to complete this deal. Please check your email in all folders and Spam email box, it could have went there - just let me know if you get it.  When you're ready, please call the shipping company for payment instructions.

        I look forward to hearing from good news soon.
       
        Sincerely,
        Marlene
        On Fri, Oct 30, 2020 at 12:29 PMxxxxxxx wrote:

            OK,
           
          xxxxx
          xxxxx
           
           
            Sent: Thursday, October 29, 2020 at 3:13 PM
            From: xxxxxx
            To: xxxxxxxx
            Subject: Re: 1970 Plymouth Barracuda Convertible 440-Powered
              If all that sounds okay and you’d like to move forward, send me the buyer’s name, full delivery address, and phone.
            On Fri, Oct 30, 2020 at 4:36 AMxxxxxxxx wrote:

                Is the car still available?
               
               
                Sent: Wednesday, October 28, 2020 at 8:32 AM
                From: xxxxxxx
                To: xxxxxxxx
                Subject: Re: 1970 Plymouth Barracuda Convertible 440-Powered
                I have a lot of offers - I just wait for a final decision from many buyers. I'll take the best and fastest offer. So if you agree, please email me the buyer's info: full name, address, and phone. I'll get things starting and the shipping company will guide you through the process.
               
                On Wed, Oct 28, 2020 at 2:08 AM xxxxxxx wrote:

                    You can have the shipping company email me.
                   
                   
                    Sent: Sunday, October 18, 2020 at 1:56 PM
                    From: xxxxx
                    To:xxxxxxx
                    Subject: Re: 1970 Plymouth Barracuda Convertible 440-Powered
                      Hi, this is Marlene! Thanks for contacting and glad to see you're interested. It’s in great condition as you can see, has no issues mechanically, electrically or any other to be noted. No accidents, no rust or leaks, straight body. It was my husband's baby "Life is too short to drive a boring vehicle" he always said, but he passed away earlier this year and being in a difficult situation I'm forced to sell it. Also, I recently moved to my late parents' house in Iowa cause I had a thyroidectomy and need rest managing the recovery. Considering the circumstances, I made arrangements with a shipping company to help me with payment and delivery as I'm unable to. It's already in their possession all prepped & ready for delivery which is free. Price is $16,500 no other fees involved.

                    For more details please reply with your name, phone, zip & address so I can provide it to the shipping guys and they will contact you in the morning, so you'll be able to talk to them directly. They will also provide the legal contract between me and them to show authenticity & delivery are guaranteed.

                    I look forward to your reply soon and I sincerely appreciate in advance your patience!

                    Thanks and God bless you!
                    On Sat, Oct 17, 2020 at 5:19 PMxxxxxx wrote:

                        Hi,

                        xxxxxxx, xxxxxxx left you a message about your listing 1970 Plymouth Barracuda Convertible 440-Powered:

                        Is it a factory 440 car?

                        Regards,

                        Kloompy



R E A D   U P  ^^^  F R O M   H E R E


(feel free to call me.)




Now you share a random story . . . . .





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The Lounge / No Bad Words in Titles . . .
« on: October 22, 2020, 05:08:01 AM »
Bad words in posts . . .  FUCK!


So, I was in the hospital for a few days a couple of weeks ago.

Got a chest X-ray as soon as I arrived, another three days later.
The second X-ray showed a very small mass in my right hilar region . . .
(not me, stolen from the web for reference)



Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Doctor sez nothing grows that fast and nothing hides from an X-ray.

I go in tomorrow for a tiebreaker X-ray.
I'll let you know.

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The Lounge / What Would You Have Done . . .
« on: July 27, 2020, 06:29:17 PM »
Let's pretend you were in charge when the Corona Virus broke out.

Knowing what you knew then,
what would you have done better.

(changing your vote to Hillary is not an option.   ;D)

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The Lounge / Onanism
« on: June 22, 2020, 02:40:30 AM »
well?

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The Lounge / D S of the M
« on: June 15, 2020, 11:36:25 PM »
Just dropped the stylus on Dark Side of the Moon.
Anything better than that crackle before the music starts?

What do you listen to when you are all alone?



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The Lounge / New 12 string . . .
« on: June 15, 2020, 10:30:03 PM »
Soooo, I stopped off at my local Guitar Center.

My guitars were destroyed in a fire about 10 years ago.
The only thing left of my 12 string was the charred neck, head and a dozen twisted curly strings.
The body was completely consumed.  :'(

Also my unbranded acoustic six string with some kind of exotic wood with green, tan and magenta grain was destroyed. My off brand electric was turned into charcoal.

I got an immediate replacement 6 string. A gift from a true friend. But the grand full sound of a 12 string hid my lack of talent. Years have passed. I need a 12 string.


So, Guitar Center . . .



ME: Hey, looking for a 12 string.
HIM: How much you wanna spend?
ME: More money than you have in your college fund.

Him: This one's pretty nice.
Me: Why would you think that one is what I need without asking me anything?
. . . That's a dreadnought, I want an auditorium. You sell these things for a living?

Him: Huhhh, why the attitude?
Me: I am going to spend more money than you make in two weeks.
. . . Oh hell, you have a band, right?

Him: Yep, Stones Throw.
Me: Do you think that's why I'm here?
. . . To give a fuck about you?

Him: Fuck You.


Me: You realize you just lost a sale, right?







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The Lounge / $1200.00
« on: May 01, 2020, 03:19:40 AM »

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Are You Watching ?
« on: January 23, 2020, 05:41:04 AM »
Are you watching the impeachment trial,
or just listening to people talk about the impeachment trial?

Shiff for brains is soooo boring.

Your thoughts?

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Intellectual Integrity . . .
« on: October 25, 2019, 05:16:22 AM »
Let's pretend you give a screw about some country's election.
If you offer your opinion regarding that election, are you a criminal?

Is the candidate who most enjoys your words a criminal?



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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Elijah Cummings
« on: October 17, 2019, 08:03:14 AM »
I didn't agree with him, I respected him.
You do not reach his level for no reason.

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Flat Earth General / MOVED: I am the new guy
« on: August 02, 2018, 01:17:12 AM »

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Flat Earth General / MOVED: hell yeah
« on: August 01, 2018, 09:49:40 AM »

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