Spanner34.5 is Jesus.

Thanos taught us, being merciful sometimes appears cruel to those you are helping. I'm not sure what his kill count was, but I'm sure it was higher than 7 billion.

as Nick Lowe explains:

You've gotta be cruel to be kind, in the right measure
Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign

All us lot had a get together, quite impressed by a few, Satan for one, a thoroughly sensible chap. Buddha, though is a right twat.
The opinion was that you lot have fecked things up so badly, it cannot be repaired.
The only possible solution is a drastic population reduction. Until this happens, you are on your own.
We were thinking it would be better just to start again somewhere else.

Have fun for the time being, you ain't got long left.

All us lot had a get together, quite impressed by a few, Satan for one, a thoroughly sensible chap. Buddha, though is a right twat.
The opinion was that you lot have fecked things up so badly, it cannot be repaired.
The only possible solution is a drastic population reduction. Until this happens, you are on your own.
We were thinking it would be better just to start again somewhere else.

Have fun for the time being, you ain't got long left.

Ok,  thanks for the heads up,  I'm off to Jura-Glenlivet's  party,  I hear it's going to be a hot one.

Quote from: spanner34.5 on October 17, 2018, 02:53:35 AM

All us lot had a get together, quite impressed by a few, Satan for one, a thoroughly sensible chap. Buddha, though is a right twat.
The opinion was that you lot have fecked things up so badly, it cannot be repaired.
The only possible solution is a drastic population reduction. Until this happens, you are on your own.
We were thinking it would be better just to start again somewhere else.

Have fun for the time being, you ain't got long left.

Ok,  thanks for the heads up,  I'm off to Jura-Glenlivet's  party,  I hear it's going to be a hot one.

Good party?

This must be why the werewolves are here!

The bondage nuns were a hit.

Jesus is a false prophet, as written by the prophet Tommy Wiseau. May you be touched by his noodly appendage, comrade.

Jesus is a false prophet, as written by the prophet Tommy Wiseau. May you be touched by his noodly appendage, comrade.

That would make spanner my alt, right?

Quote from: TheLordBarst on November 19, 2018, 12:10:50 PM

Jesus is a false prophet, as written by the prophet Tommy Wiseau. May you be touched by his noodly appendage, comrade.

That would make spanner my alt, right?

LOL,  cute,  but beware of noodly appendages at Jura-Glenlivet's  parties.

Unfortunately healthcare in America has gotten so bad that many people are having to turn to flat Earth societies to tell if they're zombies or jesus.

A few basic questions to narrow this down.

Do you have the power of flight?

Is your flesh rotting off your bones?

Do you crave raw human meat?

Has anyone ever cured themselves of an illness by touching the hem of your garment?

Pretty sure this is the best comment on the entirety of this website.