God is a fly!

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magellanclavichord

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God is a fly!
« on: April 12, 2025, 09:05:47 PM »
It's pretty obvious if you look at the world around you: God is all-powerful and nobody can prevent His will from being done. No matter what you do in life, we all end up as fly food when we die: Obviously that must be God's will. And why? Because God is a fly and made flies in His image and humans were put here to be fly food when we die, and to punish those flies that have sinned.

You know how there's always that one fly you cannot swat no matter how hard you try? That fly is sinless and is living in a state of grace and cannot be killed. The fly you swat was a fly that has sinned and God decreed that you should be able to kill it to punish it for its sins.

That is our purpose in life: To punish those flies that have sinned, and to be fly food when we die.

You want more proof? There are more flies on Earth by weight than there are people. Clearly God favors flies above people, because He made them in His image. And this is why life sucks so bad for people: God doesn't care about us because He's a fly. You want a better life after death? You want me to tell you what you have to do for God to accept you into heaven? Well, guess what: You're out of luck. We all are, because God doesn't care about you or about me because He's a fly and we're just garbage-making machines because flies love garbage.

The bright side is that you wouldn't want to go to heaven anyway, because it's all just flies, and in heaven they're all saved so you wouldn't be able to kill even one.

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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2025, 12:10:19 AM »
I counter with spiders.  Spiders eat flies.  Therefore they are God.
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Aera23

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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2025, 03:23:44 AM »
Just remember it can sometimes be hard to separate the creator from the creation. Flies, Spiders, Humans, and more are all creations, in my beliefs.
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magellanclavichord

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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2025, 07:21:51 AM »
I counter with spiders.  Spiders eat flies.  Therefore they are God.

They only eat those flies which have sinned. Flies which are in a state of Grace will never be killed. They will live out their full natural lives and then die peacefully and painlessly and go to heaven.

Just remember it can sometimes be hard to separate the creator from the creation. Flies, Spiders, Humans, and more are all creations, in my beliefs.

Flies are creations, but flies, and flies alone, are made in the image of God, because God is the Platonic ideal of a fly made manifest in omnipotent Spirit.


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Aera23

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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2025, 08:32:19 AM »
mmkay, we can both believe in what we want to, I believe flies are creation, you believe flies are creator
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magellanclavichord

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Re: God is a fly!
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2025, 09:37:29 AM »
mmkay, we can both believe in what we want to, I believe flies are creation, you believe flies are creator

No, I do not believe that flies are the creator. I said that God (the Creator) is a fly, and flies are made in His image.


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Lorddave

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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2025, 09:46:58 AM »
I counter with spiders.  Spiders eat flies.  Therefore they are God.

They only eat those flies which have sinned. Flies which are in a state of Grace will never be killed. They will live out their full natural lives and then die peacefully and painlessly and go to heaven.

But then God knows all thus the god knows each larve, once born from rotten meat, will sin and who will not.  This seems unfair to the free will of flies.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

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magellanclavichord

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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2025, 11:38:31 AM »
I counter with spiders.  Spiders eat flies.  Therefore they are God.

They only eat those flies which have sinned. Flies which are in a state of Grace will never be killed. They will live out their full natural lives and then die peacefully and painlessly and go to heaven.

But then God knows all thus the god knows each larve, once born from rotten meat, will sin and who will not.  This seems unfair to the free will of flies.

You are a better person than I am if you care about what is or is not fair to flies. I have no sympathy for flies. Acknowledging that they are God's favored creatures, made in His image, does not imply that I have any good will toward them. They annoy me and I will swat any I am able to. Or suck them up into a hand vac, which is cleaner and often easier.

But God need not know which flies will sin. God need only know which flies have sinned. Free will is inconsistent with divine omniscience unless you take the view that the future is unknowable even to God because it does not exist yet. If God knows everything that IS but the future ISN'T then "omniscience" does not imply that God knows the future because there is no future. "Future" is an abstract term relating to a concept that has no reality until it becomes the present, and then the past.

So God does not know which flies will sin, only which flies have sinned. Punishment can then be meted out in a fair and just manner.

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Lorddave

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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2025, 11:47:53 AM »
I counter with spiders.  Spiders eat flies.  Therefore they are God.

They only eat those flies which have sinned. Flies which are in a state of Grace will never be killed. They will live out their full natural lives and then die peacefully and painlessly and go to heaven.

But then God knows all thus the god knows each larve, once born from rotten meat, will sin and who will not.  This seems unfair to the free will of flies.

You are a better person than I am if you care about what is or is not fair to flies. I have no sympathy for flies. Acknowledging that they are God's favored creatures, made in His image, does not imply that I have any good will toward them. They annoy me and I will swat any I am able to. Or suck them up into a hand vac, which is cleaner and often easier.

But God need not know which flies will sin. God need only know which flies have sinned. Free will is inconsistent with divine omniscience unless you take the view that the future is unknowable even to God because it does not exist yet. If God knows everything that IS but the future ISN'T then "omniscience" does not imply that God knows the future because there is no future. "Future" is an abstract term relating to a concept that has no reality until it becomes the present, and then the past.

So God does not know which flies will sin, only which flies have sinned. Punishment can then be meted out in a fair and just manner.

But then how will God ensure that the flies that sin meet their spidery or swatted end?
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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hoppy

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Re: God is a fly!
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2025, 05:18:58 PM »
God created man in his own image.
You maggots may think you evolved from a pile of dog poop or something. Your minds are pitifully weak to believe such bs.
God is real.                                         
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Aera23

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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2025, 09:12:33 PM »
I counter with spiders.  Spiders eat flies.  Therefore they are God.

They only eat those flies which have sinned. Flies which are in a state of Grace will never be killed. They will live out their full natural lives and then die peacefully and painlessly and go to heaven.

But then God knows all thus the god knows each larve, once born from rotten meat, will sin and who will not.  This seems unfair to the free will of flies.

You are a better person than I am if you care about what is or is not fair to flies. I have no sympathy for flies. Acknowledging that they are God's favored creatures, made in His image, does not imply that I have any good will toward them. They annoy me and I will swat any I am able to. Or suck them up into a hand vac, which is cleaner and often easier.

But God need not know which flies will sin. God need only know which flies have sinned. Free will is inconsistent with divine omniscience unless you take the view that the future is unknowable even to God because it does not exist yet. If God knows everything that IS but the future ISN'T then "omniscience" does not imply that God knows the future because there is no future. "Future" is an abstract term relating to a concept that has no reality until it becomes the present, and then the past.

So God does not know which flies will sin, only which flies have sinned. Punishment can then be meted out in a fair and just manner.

But then how will God ensure that the flies that sin meet their spidery or swatted end?
Maybe by commanding people to swat them, spiders to eat them, or for them to die in other ways
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magellanclavichord

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Re: God is a fly!
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2025, 10:52:03 AM »
I counter with spiders.  Spiders eat flies.  Therefore they are God.

They only eat those flies which have sinned. Flies which are in a state of Grace will never be killed. They will live out their full natural lives and then die peacefully and painlessly and go to heaven.

But then God knows all thus the god knows each larve, once born from rotten meat, will sin and who will not.  This seems unfair to the free will of flies.

You are a better person than I am if you care about what is or is not fair to flies. I have no sympathy for flies. Acknowledging that they are God's favored creatures, made in His image, does not imply that I have any good will toward them. They annoy me and I will swat any I am able to. Or suck them up into a hand vac, which is cleaner and often easier.

But God need not know which flies will sin. God need only know which flies have sinned. Free will is inconsistent with divine omniscience unless you take the view that the future is unknowable even to God because it does not exist yet. If God knows everything that IS but the future ISN'T then "omniscience" does not imply that God knows the future because there is no future. "Future" is an abstract term relating to a concept that has no reality until it becomes the present, and then the past.

So God does not know which flies will sin, only which flies have sinned. Punishment can then be meted out in a fair and just manner.

But then how will God ensure that the flies that sin meet their spidery or swatted end?

By directing the hand that holds the swatter.

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markjo

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Re: God is a fly!
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2025, 11:03:18 AM »
God created man in his own image.
Not quite sure why people think that God making man in His own image refers to physical image.  God is a spiritual being and therefore made man a spiritual being.  The physical form is just temporary housing for the immortal soul.
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magellanclavichord

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Re: God is a fly!
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2025, 03:10:05 PM »
God created man in his own image.

You are mistaken. God created flies in His image.

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markjo

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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2025, 05:06:24 PM »
God created man in his own image.

You are mistaken. God created flies in His image.
Some might argue that man created God in his own image.  That could explain the ubiquitous grumpy old man image.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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magellanclavichord

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« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2025, 10:20:05 AM »
God created man in his own image.

You are mistaken. God created flies in His image.
Some might argue that man created God in his own image.  That could explain the ubiquitous grumpy old man image.

But God is a fly. And what man would create flies on purpose?

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markjo

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« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2025, 02:51:25 PM »
And what man would create flies on purpose?
What else are bats and spiders supposed to eat?
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Aera23

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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2025, 06:09:08 PM »
God created man in his own image.

You are mistaken. God created flies in His image.
Some might argue that man created God in his own image.  That could explain the ubiquitous grumpy old man image.

But God is a fly. And what man would create flies on purpose?


Only a foolish man would make flies on purpose.... unless, they were created for use against one's enemies... and got out of control.
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magellanclavichord

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Re: God is a fly!
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2025, 09:19:56 AM »
And what man would create flies on purpose?
What else are bats and spiders supposed to eat?

They could eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

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markjo

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« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2025, 04:23:17 PM »
And what man would create flies on purpose?
What else are bats and spiders supposed to eat?

They could eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Not my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. >:(
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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magellanclavichord

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Re: God is a fly!
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2025, 04:42:01 PM »
And what man would create flies on purpose?
What else are bats and spiders supposed to eat?

They could eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Not my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. >:(

Now look who's denying the bats and spiders something to eat!