Good Lord, you people are stupid. I know that the EP is only valid locally. I've stated this hundreds of times. General Relativity states that gravitation is acceleration. Look it up, for the love of God!
General Relativity (or the Equivalence Principle) states that we can not distinguish by any experiment performed locally between a uniformly accelerated motion in free space and being at rest in a gravitation field, to be exact.
My same remark applies to you. It is the Equivalence Principle, not the General Relativity which states that we can not distinguish by any experiment performed locally between a uniformly accelerated motion in free space and being at rest in a gravitation field.
Physics is an exact science, and the fact that Einstein worked on the Equivalence Principle in no way implies that General Relativity states the same as the Equivalence Principle.
You did not even touch the real issue, that is that gravitation is not the same as acceleration and that because of the nasty "locally" word in your statement, truth is that in many cases
you can distinguish between a uniformly accelerated motion in free space and being in a gravitation field! You just have to observe simultaneously more than one location with different gravitation fields.
If you like analogies, similarities and subjective comparisons, you should stick to Modern Languages.