Seriusly, Xenu is an *ssh*le.
He just goes on on basic topics
Incorrect.
and acts as a automatic responser
Incorrect.
n00b repellent
Irrelevant.
Go away, Parsifal
In case you noobs can't tell (I'm sure you can) Xenu is a troll. Just FYI.
No. You're the troll. I am cereal. I am super cereal.
See, now I'm picturing some wacked up cereal commercial.
"Lord Xenubits, Lord Xenubits,
Flat Flakes in Every bite!
Lord Xenubits, Lord Xenubits,
Fresh Flavor every time!*"
*Warning: Every bite contains Aether, questionably geometry, highly toxic lead, hydrogen cyanide, arsenic, and Koolaid.