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Title: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 23, 2012, 05:59:56 PM
So in response to this thread (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=53851.0), since those who replied are in favor of the thread, and nobody has made it yet, I thought I'd go ahead and make it happen.  This thread has no official topic, just with the intent of being somewhere for everyone here to talk about random things that don't quite merit their own topic, but may be interesting enough to share.  You may certainly talk about personal issues here, but let's try to keep it from being the LiveJournal thread.  Also the thread title is subject to chance since this is the only thing I could think of (although I considered "The Friends Zone" which was mildly amusing but may give the wrong impression to newcomers as to what the thread's about)



Myself, I've been off of my full time job on medical leave, due to some unexplained pain in my foot for the last month and a half.  Turns out, as I found out today at the podiatrist, I have a bunch of tiny stress fractures in the bones connecting my 2nd and 3rd toes ("index" and middle toes) on my left foot, she said most likely due to the fact that I have zero arch and an unusual amount of the load of my weight gets transferred to the wrong parts of my feet when I walk.  She wants me to stay off it for at least the next three months, which totally blows because I'm getting sick of sitting at home like a neckbeard playing vidyagames all day (which I would never have imagined I would say that.)

On the bright side, she's submitting me for disability so at least I shouldn't have to worry about my bills now.  I've managed to barely scrape by with my part-time, side job, but it wouldn't sustain me forever at this rate.

So there that is.  Anything interesting going on with any of you?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 23, 2012, 06:03:04 PM
Well, that sucks
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Rushy on March 23, 2012, 07:38:45 PM
I'm hopelessly addicted to Starbucks now, thanks entirely to my work supervisor.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on March 23, 2012, 07:48:00 PM
Stickied.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jack on March 23, 2012, 08:06:58 PM
Recently I've managed to motivate myself to start working out and doing cardio again. In addition, I've been trying to break the habit of sleeping late; however, I still find myself staying up later than I should from time to time.

I'm sorry to hear that, Nomad. I hope you'll get better soon.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 24, 2012, 01:06:26 AM
I'm hopelessly addicted to Starbucks now, thanks entirely to my work supervisor.

I became addicted to frappuccinos while I was working at my last/current-on-hiatus/whatever full-time job.  I recommend trying out the café vanilla frappuccinos; though if someone who doesn't know what they're doing makes it it won't be all that great, but a good one is amazing.

Recently I've managed to motivate myself to start working out and doing cardio again. In addition, I've been trying to break the habit of sleeping late; however, I still find myself staying up later than I should from time to time.

I'm sorry to hear that, Nomad. I hope you'll get better soon.


Jack is going to be ripped.  Andrew better watch out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Hazbollah on March 24, 2012, 02:53:12 AM
I'm going to Wales on a rugby weekend. Going to be good.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on March 24, 2012, 03:15:13 AM
??? Don't we already have a sticky thread where you can lay down your thoughts and achievements?

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=13691.msg207968#msg207968

I am becoming gravely concerned at the growing number of stickies again. >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 24, 2012, 07:10:18 AM
I have started my garden recently. Peas (zippers), cranberry beans, okra, and tomatoes are coming along nicely. I hope to have a freezer full of veggies by the end of summer. I still need to get the squash and cucumbers planted. I think I'll add another row of tomatoes as well.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 24, 2012, 09:03:55 AM
Plant some corn for me later :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on March 24, 2012, 11:04:19 AM
??? Don't we already have a sticky thread where you can lay down your thoughts and achievements?

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=13691.msg207968#msg207968

I am becoming gravely concerned at the growing number of stickies again. >:(

This actually occurred to me last night after I shut my computer off.  It is true that we already have a stickied casual conversation thread.  Of course, that one's for if you want to have a casual conversation with Gayer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 24, 2012, 12:31:10 PM
Also this one theoretically should be less insane.  Also, SHUT UP THORK GET YOUR OWN DAMN THREAD
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Rushy on March 24, 2012, 12:38:47 PM
I became addicted to frappuccinos while I was working at my last/current-on-hiatus/whatever full-time job.  I recommend trying out the café vanilla frappuccinos; though if someone who doesn't know what they're doing makes it it won't be all that great, but a good one is amazing.

I haven't seen one by that name, I do get a vanilla bean frappuccino. Similar/same thing?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on March 24, 2012, 01:28:12 PM
Also this one theoretically should be less insane.  Also, SHUT UP THORK GET YOUR OWN DAMN THREAD
Should I make a thread about what people did today as well and insist it is also a sticky? Why don't we just sticky all the threads? Can we do that? Someone task Tausami with this project.

This is not sticky material. If people like the thread it will stay near the top. If its crap, it will sink into oblivion until Saddam periodically dives into the forum and swims back up to the surface with this turd in between his teeth. It doesn't need to be stickied.

*On topic. Today I was pissed off at all the unimportant stickies I found on FES.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 24, 2012, 01:35:09 PM
We have a forum for voicing complaints.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on March 24, 2012, 02:28:06 PM
I hadn't thought my prophecy would be fulfilled quite so soon. I'm gonna go put my lottery numbers on.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on March 24, 2012, 03:23:15 PM
Thork is on fire today.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 24, 2012, 04:02:16 PM
I became addicted to frappuccinos while I was working at my last/current-on-hiatus/whatever full-time job.  I recommend trying out the café vanilla frappuccinos; though if someone who doesn't know what they're doing makes it it won't be all that great, but a good one is amazing.

I haven't seen one by that name, I do get a vanilla bean frappuccino. Similar/same thing?

Same thing, only vanilla bean has no coffee in it.  That one's more or less just a vanilla smoothie.

Should I make a thread about what people did today as well and insist it is also a sticky? Why don't we just sticky all the threads? Can we do that? Someone task Tausami with this project.

This is not sticky material. If people like the thread it will stay near the top. If its crap, it will sink into oblivion until Saddam periodically dives into the forum and swims back up to the surface with this turd in between his teeth. It doesn't need to be stickied.

*On topic. Today I was pissed off at all the unimportant stickies I found on FES.

Thork, this one isn't just "how is your day."  It doesn't even have to be about personal stuff.  Calm down and just let it happen.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on March 24, 2012, 05:18:43 PM
For once, I agree with Thork.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on March 24, 2012, 09:40:59 PM
Seriously, who cares? Why does everyone have to be so argumentative about such petty issues? I mean, I know, "Welcome to FES" etc, but jeez, chill out.


Anyway, I have tonnes of work to do, and I'm doing almost none of it. Next week I will probably have to vanish from here in a blaze of compensation and catching-up, and it's going to be horrible and awful and I'm going to be shattered at the end of it. Totally my fault though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Rushy on March 24, 2012, 10:21:45 PM
Same thing, only vanilla bean has no coffee in it.  That one's more or less just a vanilla smoothie.

I order mine with coffee in it anyway. Sometimes they charge me an extra .50 cents, sometimes they don't. Very legit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 25, 2012, 02:09:29 AM
That's Starbucks for you.  On the bright side, usually if they see you frequently they'll not charge you the extra, unless it's some noob.  I was going into the one by my work so often that on a couple occasions I ended up with a size bigger than I ordered or with a sandwich that someone either forgot or wasn't what they ordered.  Starbucks as a whole may be a soulless corporate black hole, but the employees can be pretty cool bros sometimes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Around And About on March 25, 2012, 11:08:42 AM
I might get a new car today!

And I've been wanting to play Homeworld 2, randomly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 25, 2012, 07:41:12 PM
I was aware there was one in Complete Nonsense, but I'd you read my post the point was to have a Convo thread out of it because the crap Complete Nonsense is filled with. Not everyone wants to venture down there often, especially for actual conversation. I'd like conversations in a thread that doesn't have the likely chance of being insane and filled with racism and swearing.

Anyways, yay, my idea (or at least a version of it) was implemented. I have made a (even if temporary) mark on this forum! >:]

Now, I'm in Florida for a week. It's nice so far, much warmer. :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 26, 2012, 04:24:48 AM
And you don't have to speak in the 3rd person in this thread.

And the Glorious Leader just woke from her nap in the wheelbarrow.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 26, 2012, 12:55:19 PM
Reported for child abuse!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 26, 2012, 12:58:42 PM
Reported for child abuse!

Bammed for reporting the Colonel.


Just got accepted into an internship. Should be a lot of fun.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 26, 2012, 01:30:25 PM
The Bloke still has her pram - she had to sleep somewhere.

Nice one Tausami.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 26, 2012, 02:19:58 PM
Reported for child abuse!

Bammed for reporting the Colonel.


Just got accepted into an internship. Should be a lot of fun.

Where?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 26, 2012, 04:51:53 PM
Reported for child abuse!

Bammed for reporting the Colonel.


Just got accepted into an internship. Should be a lot of fun.

Where?

I'm working at Sedge Island on the Barnegat Bay doing some research on Malaclemys terrapin terrapin with Drexel U. and the vice principle/teacher/lead superviser thingy person of my school, Dr. Wnek.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 26, 2012, 04:53:59 PM
You could have just said turtles there.  But still, it sounds interesting.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 26, 2012, 04:58:40 PM
You could have just said turtles there.  But still, it sounds interesting.

Yeah, but SCIENCE!!!!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 26, 2012, 05:00:16 PM
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7400/445622-science.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 26, 2012, 09:18:09 PM
I'm working at Sedge Island on the Barnegat Bay doing some research on Malaclemys terrapin terrapin with Drexel U. and the vice principle/teacher/lead superviser thingy person of my school, Dr. Wnek.

I wasn't aware that you like turtles (http://).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 27, 2012, 01:17:41 PM
A man was just arrested at my local supermarket for stealing star wars toys out of Cheerios boxes. He's 73.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 27, 2012, 01:18:42 PM
I'm working at Sedge Island on the Barnegat Bay doing some research on Malaclemys terrapin terrapin with Drexel U. and the vice principle/teacher/lead superviser thingy person of my school, Dr. Wnek.

I wasn't aware that you like turtles (http://).

It's true
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 27, 2012, 05:33:55 PM
A man was just arrested at my local supermarket for stealing star wars toys out of Cheerios boxes.

Nice.  In other geeky news, I've been kicking around idea for a Batman related short story.  I might try to find an artist to draw it and turn it into a comic.  Obviously can't make any money off of it, but I might consider submitting it to DC to see what happens.

[edit]Eh, doesn't look like they currently accept writing submissions.  Maybe if I find a good enough artist, though, I can ride in on his coattails.  Need a good writer even to make a good artist look good.  I've seen some great artwork with shit writing, and vice versa.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on March 27, 2012, 11:32:54 PM
I've submitted about 50 job applications and gotten 4 interviews. Still no job yet.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 28, 2012, 04:25:31 AM
Thats sucks Andrew.

I am making housing applications today.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on March 28, 2012, 06:34:44 AM
I am working tonight, much like most nights.

I've submitted about 50 job applications and gotten 4 interviews. Still no job yet.

I submitted about five job applications, got one interview (would have got a second if I didn't turn it down due to already having a job) and got one job in 2010. You must be doing something wrong.

Edit: On second thoughts, what you're doing wrong is submitting 50 job applications. Take the time to learn about each employer you're applying for, and put in the effort to show them you've done that. 10 really great applications will get you further than 50 average ones.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Sean on March 28, 2012, 06:35:23 AM
I am not working tonight.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on March 28, 2012, 09:12:26 AM
Ugh.
I have to figure out why I only have 2.5 vacation days after working over a year. (I'm supposed to have 10).
A trip to HR may be in order.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Rushy on March 28, 2012, 09:30:31 AM
Ugh.
I have to figure out why I only have 2.5 vacation days after working over a year. (I'm supposed to have 10).
A trip to HR may be in order.

This is the part where you find out you were fired eight months ago.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on March 28, 2012, 03:12:28 PM
Ugh.
I have to figure out why I only have 2.5 vacation days after working over a year. (I'm supposed to have 10).
A trip to HR may be in order.

You only get 10 a year? I get 20.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Marcus Aurelius on March 30, 2012, 05:14:57 PM
Just dropped about 2 grand on surgery for my cat.  He has a urinary problem where his pee hole gets blocked.  It was the third time in two years, so I had to get the surgery to completely fix it (hopefully).

I'm glad to have him home, but the next 10 days will be rough with him.  Worst week ever.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on March 30, 2012, 08:57:32 PM
Reported for child abuse!

Bammed for reporting the Colonel.


Just got accepted into an internship. Should be a lot of fun.

Where?

I'm working at Sedge Island on the Barnegat Bay doing some research on Malaclemys terrapin terrapin with Drexel U. and the vice principle/teacher/lead superviser thingy person of my school, Dr. Wnek.
My son is going to Drexel next year.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on March 30, 2012, 09:01:33 PM
Just dropped about 2 grand on surgery for my cat.  He has a urinary problem where his pee hole gets blocked.  It was the third time in two years, so I had to get the surgery to completely fix it (hopefully).

I'm glad to have him home, but the next 10 days will be rough with him.  Worst week ever.
I didn't know cats are worth 2g's......I hope he feels better soon.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on March 30, 2012, 09:08:01 PM
I am working tonight, much like most nights.

I've submitted about 50 job applications and gotten 4 interviews. Still no job yet.

I submitted about five job applications, got one interview (would have got a second if I didn't turn it down due to already having a job) and got one job in 2010. You must be doing something wrong.

Edit: On second thoughts, what you're doing wrong is submitting 50 job applications. Take the time to learn about each employer you're applying for, and put in the effort to show them you've done that. 10 really great applications will get you further than 50 average ones.
You put in five applications? Wow. You must be doing something wrong. I put in one application, and a company actively fought to get me away from my old employer. Maybe instead of getting to know your prospective employer, you should get to know their entire industry. :P
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Around And About on March 31, 2012, 06:45:09 AM
I did not submit any applications at all, and was immediately hired as Director of Operations (North America).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Marcus Aurelius on March 31, 2012, 07:46:21 AM
Just dropped about 2 grand on surgery for my cat.  He has a urinary problem where his pee hole gets blocked.  It was the third time in two years, so I had to get the surgery to completely fix it (hopefully).

I'm glad to have him home, but the next 10 days will be rough with him.  Worst week ever.
I didn't know cats are worth 2g's......I hope he feels better soon.

It was about 1k for a night in the animal hospital when he blocked Tuesday night.  The hospitals are very expensive but it's the only place to take him when the vet is closed.  They had to unblock him, do blood tests, and urinalysis to make sure his kidneys were not damaged, also payed for anesthesia, catheter, and IV fluids there.  The next day I transferred him to my vet to discuss the next steps, given he was a habitual blocker, despite the prescription cat food that prevents stones, the only decent option was a http://www.vetsurgerycentral.com/urethrostomy.htm (http://perineal urethrostomy).  All in all the stay, prescriptions, surgery, etc was another 1k.

As you can see the surgery is pretty drastic, it's better than the alternative though, and it gives him the best possible chance at having a normal life.  The whole ordeal has taken it's toll on me as well, I'm going to the doctor Monday to see if I can get something for the anxiety.  This cat is going to put me in an early grave.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 31, 2012, 08:05:17 AM
Reported for child abuse!

Bammed for reporting the Colonel.


Just got accepted into an internship. Should be a lot of fun.

Where?

I'm working at Sedge Island on the Barnegat Bay doing some research on Malaclemys terrapin terrapin with Drexel U. and the vice principle/teacher/lead superviser thingy person of my school, Dr. Wnek.
My son is going to Drexel next year.

Terrible place.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 31, 2012, 11:50:56 AM
I hope your pussy gets better Marcus.

I might have an apartment! There is one available, gonna go see it monday and make some calls to see if I can afford it. I have no furniture though so I guess I'll just be sitting on the floor in a big empty apartment.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on March 31, 2012, 11:54:09 AM
Just dropped about 2 grand on surgery for my cat.  He has a urinary problem where his pee hole gets blocked.
You could have bought a hundred cats for 2 grand. Imagine that. 100 of them, all with perfectly good pee holes.

Also pet insurance.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 31, 2012, 12:20:07 PM
I hope your pussy gets better Marcus.

I might have an apartment! There is one available, gonna go see it monday and make some calls to see if I can afford it. I have no furniture though so I guess I'll just be sitting on the floor in a big empty apartment.

Are you still living in Finland?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 31, 2012, 12:33:10 PM
I hope your pussy gets better Marcus.

I might have an apartment! There is one available, gonna go see it monday and make some calls to see if I can afford it. I have no furniture though so I guess I'll just be sitting on the floor in a big empty apartment.

Are you still living in Finland?

Yeah. I can't leave or I'd be charged with child abduction more likely.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on March 31, 2012, 12:38:35 PM
Are you still living in Finland?

Yeah. I can't leave or I'd be charged with child abduction more likely.

More likely than what?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 31, 2012, 12:47:27 PM
Are you still living in Finland?

Yeah. I can't leave or I'd be charged with child abduction more likely.

More likely than what?

I meant to type most likely. I'm tired.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 31, 2012, 01:22:57 PM
I hope your pussy gets better Marcus.

I might have an apartment! There is one available, gonna go see it monday and make some calls to see if I can afford it. I have no furniture though so I guess I'll just be sitting on the floor in a big empty apartment.

Are you still living in Finland?

Yeah. I can't leave or I'd be charged with child abduction more likely.

Isn't there a process you can go through to clear that up?  Although I don't know if you've already made arrangements with your ex about how you're going to handle custody or whatever.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 31, 2012, 01:25:50 PM
I hope your pussy gets better Marcus.

I might have an apartment! There is one available, gonna go see it monday and make some calls to see if I can afford it. I have no furniture though so I guess I'll just be sitting on the floor in a big empty apartment.

Are you still living in Finland?

Yeah. I can't leave or I'd be charged with child abduction more likely.

Isn't there a process you can go through to clear that up?  Although I don't know if you've already made arrangements with your ex about how you're going to handle custody or whatever.

I'd have to get his permission to take her out of the country and I doubt he'd give it. But we have the custody hearing in a few weeks time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 31, 2012, 01:34:02 PM
I am stuck in the middle of nowhere in Tennessee with a broke-down car at a BP gas station while it's hailing outside and the TV has no connection. I'm pretty sure I'm in a horror movie. Just watch as my iPod goes dea
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Marcus Aurelius on March 31, 2012, 01:41:36 PM
Just dropped about 2 grand on surgery for my cat.  He has a urinary problem where his pee hole gets blocked.
You could have bought a hundred cats for 2 grand. Imagine that. 100 of them, all with perfectly good pee holes.

Also pet insurance.

When you get an animal, you take responsibility for their health, in his case, he is young, the condition is treatable, and though he may have problems with bladder infections, he has a good chance at a long life.  I just wouldn't feel right putting him down for something like that, I've grown very attached to him. 

After he got sick the first time, I got pet insurance for both my cats, though he has a pre existing condition, so they won't cover anything having to do with his urinary tract.  I knew this when I bought the insurance.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 31, 2012, 03:33:59 PM
Wow, pet insurance agencies are dicks too!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 31, 2012, 04:05:20 PM
I am stuck in the middle of nowhere in Tennessee with a broke-down car at a BP gas station while it's hailing outside and the TV has no connection. I'm pretty sure I'm in a horror movie. Just watch as my iPod goes dea
Yeah you're in my backyard. I'm gonna get my mutant cousin to come kill you know while I play the bango.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 31, 2012, 05:17:38 PM
I am stuck in the middle of nowhere in Tennessee with a broke-down car at a BP gas station while it's hailing outside and the TV has no connection. I'm pretty sure I'm in a horror movie. Just watch as my iPod goes dea
Yeah you're in my backyard. I'm gonna get my mutant cousin to come kill you know while I play the bango.

Damn. Well, this sucks. Can I at least get this pizza and eat it first? Zaxby's sucked. Also I didn't know you could play the bango, whatever that is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on March 31, 2012, 05:20:45 PM
Bango Skank was here
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 31, 2012, 05:49:04 PM
I am stuck in the middle of nowhere in Tennessee with a broke-down car at a BP gas station while it's hailing outside and the TV has no connection. I'm pretty sure I'm in a horror movie. Just watch as my iPod goes dea
Yeah you're in my backyard. I'm gonna get my mutant cousin to come kill you know while I play the bango.

Damn. Well, this sucks. Can I at least get this pizza and eat it first? Zaxby's sucked. Also I didn't know you could play the bango, whatever that is.
Oh, well Zaxby's isn't a TN exclusive place or anything.

lulz, bango. My autocorrect sucks.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 01, 2012, 09:12:23 AM
The car is fixed and we're leaving In a bit. You didn't do a very good job of killing me. You might want to find a new hobby? :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on April 01, 2012, 09:21:12 AM
I am stuck in the middle of nowhere in Tennessee with a broke-down car at a BP gas station while it's hailing outside and the TV has no connection. I'm pretty sure I'm in a horror movie. Just watch as my iPod goes dea
Yeah you're in my backyard. I'm gonna get my mutant cousin to come kill you know while I play the bango.

Damn. Well, this sucks. Can I at least get this pizza and eat it first? Zaxby's sucked. Also I didn't know you could play the bango, whatever that is.
Oh, well Zaxby's isn't a TN exclusive place or anything.

lulz, bango. My autocorrect sucks.

I assume you mean banjo?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Rushy on April 01, 2012, 09:22:47 AM
I am stuck in the middle of nowhere in Tennessee with a broke-down car at a BP gas station while it's hailing outside and the TV has no connection. I'm pretty sure I'm in a horror movie. Just watch as my iPod goes dea
Yeah you're in my backyard. I'm gonna get my mutant cousin to come kill you know while I play the bango.

Damn. Well, this sucks. Can I at least get this pizza and eat it first? Zaxby's sucked. Also I didn't know you could play the bango, whatever that is.
Oh, well Zaxby's isn't a TN exclusive place or anything.

lulz, bango. My autocorrect sucks.

I assume you mean banjo?

No, no, I think she meant bingo.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Around And About on April 01, 2012, 10:09:15 AM
Actually, she is referring to a music style created and made popular at the East African Coast by Joseph Ngala. It fuses traditional Portuguese music genres, Arabic influenced taarab music, jazz and music genres of local coastal Bantu languages. It resembles easy listening music styles of Latin america such as bossa nova and music styles of many Indian Ocean Islands such as Seychelles and Mauritius.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 01, 2012, 10:30:48 AM
Actually, she is referring to a music style created and made popular at the East African Coast by Joseph Ngala. It fuses traditional Portuguese music genres, Arabic influenced taarab music, jazz and music genres of local coastal Bantu languages. It resembles easy listening music styles of Latin america such as bossa nova and music styles of many Indian Ocean Islands such as Seychelles and Mauritius.
Correct.
A&A and I are taking our bango and washbard and going on a hike around the local lake today.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 01, 2012, 12:45:56 PM
washbard
???
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Around And About on April 01, 2012, 02:52:18 PM
washbard
???

She's referring to my abs.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Marcus Aurelius on April 01, 2012, 05:07:14 PM
I had a bit of a panic attack this morning over my cat, he wasn't peeing and I thought he was having complications with the surgery.

I feel so lucky that my vet is a long time friend of mine and she was willing to come over and check on him.  He's been peeing somewhere, I'm just not sure where, possibly the bathtub since he's been sleeping in there.

I think I'm going to need a prescription for Zanex or something.  Usually he is annoying the crap out of me but now I just want him better.  :'(

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/26540_1446505841248_1191222974_1252964_6903674_n.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on April 01, 2012, 05:41:49 PM
That's a very cute kitty.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 02, 2012, 12:34:01 AM
Aww poor putty cat :( very cute though
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 02, 2012, 01:16:19 AM
I am going to see my potential apartment today  ;D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 02, 2012, 05:30:31 AM
I
[/quote]My son is going to Drexel next year.
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Terrible place.
[/quote]

What is wrong with Drexel, it is going to cost 200k.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 02, 2012, 05:43:44 AM
I had a bit of a panic attack this morning over my cat, he wasn't peeing and I thought he was having complications with the surgery.

I feel so lucky that my vet is a long time friend of mine and she was willing to come over and check on him.  He's been peeing somewhere, I'm just not sure where, possibly the bathtub since he's been sleeping in there.

I think I'm going to need a prescription for Zanex or something.  Usually he is annoying the crap out of me but now I just want him better.  :'(

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/26540_1446505841248_1191222974_1252964_6903674_n.jpg)

Marcus, What's up. you stole my wife's cat, that is Jemima.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 02, 2012, 07:10:34 AM
You mean more than one person has a brown tabby with green eyes?!?!?  :o
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Rushy on April 02, 2012, 07:16:33 AM
That cat is a serial killer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Marcus Aurelius on April 02, 2012, 07:40:25 AM
He certainly kills a lot of stink bugs in my place. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 02, 2012, 12:10:53 PM
Lot of people suck at quoting in this thread.

Been playing more DC Universe Online.  I know nobody here but Wendy cares, but meh.  For an MMO it actually keeps my attention, so that's a feat unto itself.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on April 02, 2012, 12:12:43 PM
I feel you run through characters like FES runs through RE noobs.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on April 02, 2012, 03:25:09 PM
I am here instead of writing my essay, and as such being monumentally stupid.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 02, 2012, 03:25:59 PM
I'm pretty much always here when I should be doing other things!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 02, 2012, 03:40:06 PM
I feel you run through characters like FES runs through RE noobs.

I like to make them.  Though I think I've finally settled on a gang of six; one for each of the game's "mentors."  Chances are, though, I'll delete one of them and make more when I'm bored.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on April 02, 2012, 05:33:27 PM
I should DC Universe.
Title: Re: A Friendly Cat
Post by: Parsifal on April 03, 2012, 03:47:52 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/26540_1446505841248_1191222974_1252964_6903674_n.jpg)

A Friendly Cat, indeed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on April 03, 2012, 05:16:07 PM
A girl in the class below mine OD'd on morphine a couple days ago. In school. And we're supposed to be the nerd school...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 03, 2012, 06:17:57 PM
A girl in the class below mine OD'd on morphine a couple days ago. In school. And we're supposed to be the nerd school...
In school? School is a place for uppers, not downers.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on April 03, 2012, 07:20:18 PM
A girl in the class below mine OD'd on morphine a couple days ago. In school. And we're supposed to be the nerd school...
In school? School is a place for uppers, not downers.

I know, right? Also, freshman year is kinda young for hard drugs...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 04, 2012, 01:41:49 PM
One of my classmates OD'd on methadone when I was in high school.  Which, the high school I went to there were only about 50 people overall (alternative high school), and while we weren't all that close, we did know each other fairly well.  Feels bad man.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on April 04, 2012, 01:47:22 PM
One of my classmates OD'd on methadone when I was in high school.  Which, the high school I went to there were only about 50 people overall (alternative high school), and while we weren't all that close, we did know each other fairly well.  Feels bad man.

Oh, no, she ended up being fine. Morphine overdoses have to be quite serious to actually kill someone. Still, though, WTF? She's a 15-year-old freshman at the nerdiest school in the state, and she's fucked half of the junior class and overdosed on an opiate already
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 04, 2012, 03:59:18 PM
One of my classmates OD'd on methadone when I was in high school.  Which, the high school I went to there were only about 50 people overall (alternative high school), and while we weren't all that close, we did know each other fairly well.  Feels bad man.

Oh, no, she ended up being fine. Morphine overdoses have to be quite serious to actually kill someone. Still, though, WTF? She's a 15-year-old freshman at the nerdiest school in the state, and she's fucked half of the junior class and overdosed on an opiate already
Prep school students can have extremely overbearing parents that expect too much. Age, money, and privileges have very little to do with how dysfunctional people can be.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 04, 2012, 11:08:25 PM
One of my classmates OD'd on methadone when I was in high school.  Which, the high school I went to there were only about 50 people overall (alternative high school), and while we weren't all that close, we did know each other fairly well.  Feels bad man.

Oh, no, she ended up being fine. Morphine overdoses have to be quite serious to actually kill someone. Still, though, WTF? She's a 15-year-old freshman at the nerdiest school in the state, and she's fucked half of the junior class and overdosed on an opiate already

Oh, well, the dude I'm talking about definitely died.  Was a sad day at school that day. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on April 05, 2012, 12:15:11 AM
Lot of people suck at quoting in this thread.

Been playing more DC Universe Online.  I know nobody here but Wendy cares, but meh.  For an MMO it actually keeps my attention, so that's a feat unto itself.

I tried it out. It felt really similar to WoW.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 05, 2012, 01:45:51 PM
Lolz, it's nothing like it aside from being massively multiplayer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on April 05, 2012, 03:46:36 PM
Man... i got a feeling i need a nap soon. Anyone down to nap?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on April 05, 2012, 03:50:31 PM
Lolz, it's nothing like it aside from being massively multiplayer.

I guess that would make it by default really similar to WoW.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 05, 2012, 07:30:36 PM
Sure, in the same way that Doom and Minecraft are similar because they're first person.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on April 05, 2012, 09:13:37 PM
One of my classmates OD'd on methadone when I was in high school.  Which, the high school I went to there were only about 50 people overall (alternative high school), and while we weren't all that close, we did know each other fairly well.  Feels bad man.

Oh, no, she ended up being fine. Morphine overdoses have to be quite serious to actually kill someone. Still, though, WTF? She's a 15-year-old freshman at the nerdiest school in the state, and she's fucked half of the junior class and overdosed on an opiate already
Prep school students can have extremely overbearing parents that expect too much. Age, money, and privileges have very little to do with how dysfunctional people can be.

It's not a prep school, it's a public vocational school. I see your point, though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 10, 2012, 10:29:54 PM
A&A and I have started doing varies aerobic exercises so I can get in bikini shape.

And here are my classes for the summer semester: Nazis & Their Victims (taught by my advisor), American History: The Great Depression, (you guys are going to love this one) Lost Tribes, Sunken Continents, and Ancient Astronauts, A Developmental Psychology class, and Bowling skew!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 11, 2012, 12:04:50 AM
A&A and I have started doing varies aerobic exercises so I can get in bikini shape.

Is A&A also trying to get into bikini shape?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 11, 2012, 05:07:52 AM
A&A and I have started doing varies aerobic exercises so I can get in bikini shape.

Is A&A also trying to get into bikini shape?
Not necessarily, old men have to take care of their bodies though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 12, 2012, 12:56:51 AM
I wish I was in bikini shape. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 12, 2012, 01:47:38 AM
Don't we all?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 12, 2012, 02:13:27 AM
I now have the kind of body that women want to touch. :P
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on April 13, 2012, 12:26:39 PM
During a class discussion, people had come to the conclusion that an entire life can't be described with one word, so I pointed out that "stillbirth" is accurate in a lot of cases. Shockingly, nobody laughed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on April 13, 2012, 07:38:37 PM
I now have the kind of body that women want to touch. :P

If only you could get them to overlook your face.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 14, 2012, 02:12:45 AM
I am popping in to say hello
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on April 14, 2012, 03:53:48 PM
I caught a giant American Eel today. Damn thing was slippery.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Marcus Aurelius on April 17, 2012, 05:14:47 PM
2 1/2 weeks after surgery.  He's doing good now, my stress levels are lowering.
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/s720x720/36552_3731865653815_1191222974_3575752_1053940042_n.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on April 17, 2012, 11:58:55 PM
I now have the kind of body that women want to touch. :P

If only you could get them to overlook your face.
lul.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 18, 2012, 10:39:51 AM
With the introduction of cat pictures to this thread, it got a hundred times better.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Mugthulhu on April 19, 2012, 06:51:18 AM
posting cats makes threads better
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 19, 2012, 06:57:53 AM
This thread needs moar cats. Someone sort it out.

In good news, I have my new laptop now so yay internets again.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 19, 2012, 08:31:01 AM
Your internutz are always appreciated.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 21, 2012, 11:57:25 AM
Its my first baby-free night and I'm too ill to get drunk - what a waste
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 21, 2012, 02:05:17 PM
Its my first baby-free night
Oh God, no. Gayer, you could have gotten help! Even adoption, but ...
Are you on the run? How long before people discover what you have done? Pigs. I saw it in a film. Use pigs. They eat everything, bones and all.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 21, 2012, 03:04:01 PM
Har har de har. She fell asleep at my ex's so he didn't want to wake her up to bring her back here.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 21, 2012, 09:53:26 PM
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548984_410258605653373_100000077127207_1660567_833976288_n.jpg)

My giant kitteh!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 21, 2012, 10:09:31 PM
Are cats better when roasted or fried?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 22, 2012, 01:30:57 AM
Cat jerky

But in seriousness,  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 22, 2012, 01:32:55 AM
But cat jerky is very dry.  I have to chase it with a pint.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on April 22, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548984_410258605653373_100000077127207_1660567_833976288_n.jpg)

My giant kitteh!

That cat has tiny paws!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 24, 2012, 05:29:08 AM
I'm in the hospital :( Have some kind of mass in my abdomen. Hoping its nothing too serious.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Mugthulhu on April 24, 2012, 05:31:46 AM
:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 24, 2012, 05:37:43 AM
Not allowed to eat either as gotta have surgery eventually. Sucks donkey balls.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 24, 2012, 09:01:30 AM
I now have the kind of body that women want to touch. :P

If only you could get them to overlook your face.
I just read this. Bastard. >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 24, 2012, 11:57:47 AM
Hope everything is ok, Gayer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 24, 2012, 12:40:26 PM
Sorry to hear that Gayer.  Let us know how you are doing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 24, 2012, 11:48:41 PM
The doctors won't operate today or tomorrow but I'm still now allowed to eat. I hate this place.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on April 25, 2012, 12:13:03 AM
I'm in the hospital :( Have some kind of mass in my abdomen. Hoping its nothing too serious.

I feel your pain, I had some kind of mass in a church once. It was aweful. They at least gave us crackers at the end though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 25, 2012, 12:57:03 AM
Crackers make all masses better. They relented and said I could eat crackers actually cos I told them not eating was making me sick.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spanner34.5 on April 25, 2012, 03:55:22 AM
I'm in the hospital :( Have some kind of mass in my abdomen. Hoping its nothing too serious.
Probably something they left in from last time..........

Get better quick.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: General Disarray on April 25, 2012, 09:12:00 AM
I have lots of mass in my abdomen.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 25, 2012, 07:37:46 PM
I twisted my ankle last night.  I demand sympathy!  >o<

I hope it's nothing serious, Gayer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 25, 2012, 07:51:19 PM
I twisted my ankle last night.  I demand sympathy!  >o<

I hope it's nothing serious, Gayer.

Someone should amputate immediately.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 26, 2012, 04:26:40 AM
Have some kind of mass in my abdomen.
Maybe its a conjoined twin growing inside you? You know, a few teeth, maybe a scrunched up hand, hair, they always have thick black hair. Puss. A spine that connects to your own. Anyway this thread is about making you feel better so maybe its just a twin and you aren't triplets?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 26, 2012, 09:02:52 AM
Thanks Thork, thanks...

I agree, amputate the ankle Roundy
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 26, 2012, 09:07:02 AM
Are you still starving in the hospital?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 26, 2012, 10:10:08 AM
No I'm starving at home now. I persueded them to let me eat, and then persueded them to let me go home to wait for the surgery but I feel too sick to eat anything now. Oh well, FES is my food.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 26, 2012, 07:17:08 PM
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/581981_10151562551915506_771100505_23849524_1324729193_n.jpg)

idon'teven

Our kitty just turned one. Last night I slept on the couch cause A&A was sick and kitty ran circuits over my body. -_-
He's usually pretty annoying at night but I guess he was doubly excited that I was in the living room.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: canofpepsi on April 26, 2012, 07:42:40 PM
sup yo
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on April 27, 2012, 07:22:45 PM
sup yo

Not much. You?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 27, 2012, 08:24:07 PM
sup canofpipi?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 28, 2012, 01:45:38 AM
Our kitty just turned one. Last night I slept on the couch cause A&A was sick and kitty ran circuits over my body. -_-
He's usually pretty annoying at night but I guess he was doubly excited that I was in the living room.
He is probably just happy that A&A is sick. Cats have a sixth sense about people.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on April 29, 2012, 09:01:33 AM
Gayer... :/

My oldest FES pal...

be well.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 29, 2012, 10:31:23 AM
I has my laptop in the hospital with me this time. It better not get stolen.

Dann...

My oldest FES pal...

I will be well.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on April 29, 2012, 10:41:40 AM
:D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 30, 2012, 10:45:19 AM
FES Pals Unite!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 03, 2012, 06:40:38 AM
Nomad...another old FES pal  :D

I am off my head on pills. They don't really help with the pain though, what does help is watching episode after episode of Community
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 11, 2012, 11:36:45 PM
How's Gaygay doing?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on May 11, 2012, 11:47:56 PM
i love you two!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 12, 2012, 09:06:59 AM
GayGay is ok. Finally got my baby back home with me :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 14, 2012, 07:56:01 PM
Yaaaay!  Glad gaygay and babygay are well C:
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 16, 2012, 11:08:38 PM
Fourth anniversary with my partner. Never been with anyone else, never kissed anyone else, and I still get butterflies in my stomach. All is well. <3
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 17, 2012, 02:50:32 AM
Awwwwwwwww

Baby-free time so I should be cleaning but the internet calls to me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Around And About on May 17, 2012, 06:11:29 AM
Fourth anniversary with my partner. Never been with anyone else, never kissed anyone else, and I still get butterflies in my stomach. All is well. <3

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/oh-stop-it-you.png)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 18, 2012, 12:52:32 PM
Fourth anniversary with my partner. Never been with anyone else, never kissed anyone else, and I still get butterflies in my stomach. All is well. <3
Such a girl.

But for real that's cute, congrats.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 18, 2012, 02:58:14 PM
Such a girl.

Or such a girlyman.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 19, 2012, 12:00:26 AM
Supertails is a cute girlyman.  Prove me wrong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Hazbollah on May 23, 2012, 03:05:51 PM
Just a quick question. We seem to have a wasps' nest. We've put some ant poison down the hole but that won't be enoug like as not. Is it advisable to use an aerosol can and a lighter down the hole? It seems like a good idea as it simply smokes the fuckers, but is it really?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 23, 2012, 04:24:05 PM
Go buy some wasp spray, and kill those evil bastards (without burning your house down).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 23, 2012, 05:21:01 PM
FUCK OFF THOSE OF YOU DARING TO COMMENT ON SUPERTAILS'S GENDER
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 24, 2012, 06:34:42 AM
Saddam is a butthurt Saddam and should be treated as such.

And thank you guys. :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 24, 2012, 06:43:20 AM
I'm bored :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 24, 2012, 09:32:23 AM
I'm bored :(

You can help me wash dishes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 24, 2012, 10:41:12 AM
I'm bored :(

You can help me wash dishes.

If I was that bored I'd wash my own dishes

Actually I should do that. And then drink. Or maybe go to the pub and see if its full of rednecks.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 24, 2012, 10:57:59 AM
I have to wash all of my dishes because I bombed the house the other day.  I am such a procrastinator.  I keep taking breaks.

Wish I had a pub full of rednecks near me. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 24, 2012, 11:18:50 AM
I washed the dishes, yay me. I keep wussing out of going to the pub by myself but I need to make some friends here :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 24, 2012, 11:30:48 AM
I should really wash the dishes, too. I've been using the same plate, glass, mug and utensils for like two weeks which I wash whenever I need to use them.  :-\

The rest is all piled up around the apartment.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 24, 2012, 11:38:20 AM
A&A washed the dishes last night.  :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 24, 2012, 11:40:56 AM
I cook, clean, and take care of babby.  Fear me, I'm nomadad!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 24, 2012, 11:44:45 AM
I should really wash the dishes, too. I've been using the same plate, glass, mug and utensils for like two weeks which I wash whenever I need to use them.  :-\

The rest is all piled up around the apartment.

That's disgusting.  However, I have been there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Mugthulhu on May 24, 2012, 11:56:39 AM
I cook, clean, and take care of babby.  Fear me, I'm nomadad!
I would not be a good beardad. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 24, 2012, 12:03:29 PM
Nomadad is awesome
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 24, 2012, 12:26:48 PM
Nomad is a great wife.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 24, 2012, 01:00:32 PM
She is
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on May 24, 2012, 01:45:25 PM
I washed the dishes, yay me. I keep wussing out of going to the pub by myself but I need to make some friends here :(

There was this girl in college that would pay me with sex to do her dishes.  Maybe you could work out a similar arrangement with someone from the pub.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 24, 2012, 02:22:57 PM
Well that sounds like a win win situation
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 25, 2012, 09:47:48 PM
Is gaygay living above the pub again?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 25, 2012, 11:35:19 PM
Boss just called me to let me know that there's no more hours for me and he's letting me go.  Due to the nature of our work that theoretically means the economy is getting a little better and there should be other jobs, but fuck my luck.  He told me to go ahead and finish out the weekend at least (I only work two days a week anyway), but I technically don't have to in order to get the hours I was scheduled for.  It's a pretty casual job and I'm decent friends with the rest of the crew, and someone's gotta do it anyway so I'mma just go ahead and do it.  And he's giving me a severance package of a case of beer and pizza.  Best boss ever, but still fucking shitty news.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 25, 2012, 11:42:50 PM
Your boss is a douche bag.  Do you qualify for unemployment at least?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 26, 2012, 12:01:34 AM
Nah, my boss is awesome, and we'll be bros long after this anyway.  It's not his fault.  I probably already qualified for unemployment with the hours I was getting.  I was only hired on for ultra part time anyway, and there's just not enough hours to keep me on anymore.  Oh well, this is the kick in the ass I needed to go find a career anyway.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 26, 2012, 12:34:24 AM
No, I'm living above a hairdressers.

That sucks Nomad, go get a proper job
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 26, 2012, 08:34:43 AM
What job do you have anyway, Nomad?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on May 26, 2012, 10:22:31 AM
What job do you have anyway, Nomad?


Way to rub it in, Saddam.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 26, 2012, 10:39:44 AM
Or had, whatever.  Srsly, I'm curious.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on May 26, 2012, 10:43:36 AM
Job counselor I suspect.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 26, 2012, 10:49:59 AM
Essentially processing the work that contractors do (maid and lawns), taking care of foreclosed properties for the bank.  Better economy means less foreclosed homes on the market, less forclosed homes means less work orders for us, and less work orders means less hours.  And me being the newest recruit and only about 10 hours a week, I'm clearly the first one to go :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 26, 2012, 10:53:49 AM
You need something full time anyway.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on June 01, 2012, 05:48:00 PM
Speaking of jobs, I've been super busy lately between my paid ambulance company and my volunteer ambulance corps. Currently, I am taking an interview this coming Wednesday for the EMS service run by the biggest hospital in New Jersey, located in Newark. The pay is substantially higher, I'll get hospital benefits (woot free healthcare) and an opportunity to go to school for my Registered Nurse certification and ASN Degree, with the goal of taking a BSN bridge program and challenging the EMT-P certification test to become a Mobile Intensive Care Nurse. Oh, and I'll get to see some of the craziest stuff ever. Definitely excited.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 01, 2012, 06:30:35 PM
I bet you're also excited for the chance to do donuts in a new ambulance.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on June 01, 2012, 09:07:42 PM
I bet you're also excited for the chance to do donuts in a new ambulance.

For technicality sake, I never did. The vehicle I did that in was not an ambulance.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 02, 2012, 11:19:05 AM
I partied last night for the first time in aaaaaaaaaaages. Was fun.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 02, 2012, 11:36:59 AM
Good for you.  I hope you did not drink too much.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 02, 2012, 11:41:09 AM
I drank way too much, I don't remember anything after kareoke, but it was fun so I don't care.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 02, 2012, 04:43:46 PM
Yay, Gaygay's just wanna have fun
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on June 02, 2012, 05:50:35 PM
I drank way too much, I don't remember anything after kareoke, but it was fun so I don't care.
Are you crazy woman, anything could have happened to you. What about gay gay? you should be more careful for her sake.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 03, 2012, 01:40:17 AM
I had someone looking after me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on June 03, 2012, 01:43:28 AM
I had someone looking after me.

I'd look after you all night long, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 03, 2012, 01:55:20 AM
I had someone looking after me.

I'd look after you all night long, if you know what I mean.

No Parsifal, I do not know what you mean.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on June 03, 2012, 02:02:53 AM
No Parsifal, I do not know what you mean.

I mean I would have sex with you for an extended period of time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 03, 2012, 02:15:43 AM
No Parsifal, I do not know what you mean.

I mean I would have sex with you for an extended period of time.

I'm not sure that you could manage that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on June 03, 2012, 02:17:18 AM
I'm not sure that you could manage that.

That's it baby, talk dirty to me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 03, 2012, 03:46:33 AM
Maybe you should lay off the cognac
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 03, 2012, 07:14:14 AM
(http://www.en.kolobok.us/smiles/artists/mini/Laie_2mini.gif)

Its been a while since we've needed a white knight smiley. This friendly chat has turned a bit sinister. I'm going to stand here awkwardly judging Parsifal until he stops trying to chuck one up Gayer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 03, 2012, 07:25:52 AM
Thork is a white knight.

He is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Unknown on June 03, 2012, 03:41:47 PM
Hi all.
This seemed like a place for a friendly chat.
Smart I am.  I just want to say hello and didnt think it warranted a thread shitting up the forum.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 03, 2012, 04:18:03 PM
Everybody poops.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 03, 2012, 04:19:59 PM
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=39754.0
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 03, 2012, 06:13:13 PM
Hi all.
This seemed like a place for a friendly chat.
Smart I am.  I just want to say hello and didnt think it warranted a thread shitting up the forum.

Is that you, PizzaPlanet?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 04, 2012, 01:30:59 AM
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=39754.0

I get moar sex than Parsifal.

I do.

But not anymore.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 04, 2012, 01:37:52 AM
Gayer wishes that she got moar sex than me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 04, 2012, 01:40:26 AM
I can only wish *sigh*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 04, 2012, 01:49:10 AM
I drunk, honey,  Don't lead me on.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 04, 2012, 02:01:05 AM
Great, moar FES drunks
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on June 04, 2012, 02:10:12 AM
tpynig lkie tihs maens im dnurk
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Unknown on June 04, 2012, 06:34:32 PM
Hi all.
This seemed like a place for a friendly chat.
Smart I am.  I just want to say hello and didnt think it warranted a thread shitting up the forum.

Is that you, PizzaPlanet?
Alt sniffing again Saddam?
No- I am not Pizza Planet although I admired his posts whilst lurking for the last 3 years or so.

And thank you for the friendly Hi!  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 04, 2012, 06:43:23 PM
Well, at least it isn't a bad character troll.  Be welcome, whoever you are.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Unknown on June 04, 2012, 06:45:17 PM
Awesome
Thanks

(and its 'he', not 'it')

Thanks again.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 04, 2012, 07:16:39 PM
I meant the account, not necessarily the person behind it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Unknown on June 04, 2012, 07:23:44 PM
I meant the account, not necessarily the person behind it.
I stand by my misinterpretation

Btw- why do you make a habit of thinking people are Pizza Planet?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 04, 2012, 07:57:40 PM
Because I am paranoid and have convinced myself that he is always lurking around a corner.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crudblud on June 05, 2012, 03:23:18 PM
He is indeed lurking around a corner. Every corner. I would tell you to run for your life, but no matter how straight a line you run you will eventually happen upon a corner, a corner which he will be lurking around.

Might as well just shoot yourself now and be free of the torment that is Pizza Planted.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 05, 2012, 05:32:17 PM
I miss Pizza Planet
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on June 06, 2012, 03:29:29 PM
i get more sex than gayer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 06, 2012, 03:33:12 PM
 :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 06, 2012, 03:43:51 PM
i get more sex than gayer.

What are you talking about?  Gayer and I sexed it up a half a dozen times last night. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 06, 2012, 03:47:08 PM
Funny, I don't remember that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 06, 2012, 03:48:48 PM
I was using my alt at the time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 06, 2012, 03:51:50 PM
Ah now I remember
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 06, 2012, 03:59:40 PM
I'll use my more memorable alt next time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 06, 2012, 04:03:56 PM
Good idea, the other one had a tiny penis.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 06, 2012, 04:05:21 PM
Watch it, you'll hurt his feelings.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 06, 2012, 04:08:06 PM
He'll get over it

Night FES
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 06, 2012, 04:11:45 PM
Night night.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 06, 2012, 04:23:06 PM
We should start a countdown for the date Pizza's ban is over.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 06, 2012, 04:25:09 PM
OK.

1
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 06, 2012, 05:25:33 PM
That's not how countdowns work.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on June 06, 2012, 05:53:57 PM
2
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 06, 2012, 06:16:55 PM
That's not how countdowns work.

The key part of the word being down.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 06, 2012, 06:30:10 PM
When is his ban over?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 06, 2012, 06:45:26 PM
February 13th, 2013
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 06, 2012, 08:15:59 PM
What shall we guestimate is the time of day the ban is over?  Is it supposed to be over midnight, or some other time?  And which time zone?  This is important.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 06, 2012, 09:06:36 PM
I don't think he's really going to be watching the clock on the day in question.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 06, 2012, 09:27:13 PM
But I will.

So here's this: http://pizza.internetlantic.com/
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 07, 2012, 04:31:51 PM
I'm feeling a little hungry.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 16, 2012, 09:31:54 PM
Needs moar chatting.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 16, 2012, 10:04:54 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 17, 2012, 12:42:48 AM
So our apartment complex gym just got one of those multi unit machines in. Before I've just been running for awhile but now I've been thinking about building some muscle. Not nasty muscle, tasteful muscle. What do you guys think?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 17, 2012, 01:27:07 AM
So our apartment complex gym just got one of those multi unit machines in. Before I've just been running for awhile but now I've been thinking about building some muscle. Not nasty muscle, tasteful muscle. What do you guys think?
Anavar. (http://www.steroids.org/Anavar.php)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on June 17, 2012, 01:31:19 AM
So our apartment complex gym just got one of those multi unit machines in. Before I've just been running for awhile but now I've been thinking about building some muscle. Not nasty muscle, tasteful muscle. What do you guys think?

If it means we get more revealing pictures of you, I'm all for it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 17, 2012, 07:16:39 AM
As long as you don't build too big muscles and get all freaky looking.

I R hungover Gayer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 17, 2012, 07:28:16 AM
Like me?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 17, 2012, 08:04:09 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 17, 2012, 09:07:07 AM
Tasteful muscle, not bulky muscle.
I'm totes doing it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 17, 2012, 09:20:50 AM
I tried doing chin ups on someone's chin up bar this weekend. I am weak, I could only do a few before falling to the floor, gentle weeping at my weakness.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 17, 2012, 09:52:33 AM
Toned muscle can be tasteful on a woman, just be sure to have SOME fat on your body too.  My cousin is like 115 of muscle, bone, and skin and she looks disgusting.  And not just because she's my cousin and I have an innate block in my mind from thinking she's attractive because that's gross and socially unacceptable.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 17, 2012, 10:06:32 AM
I tried doing chin ups on someone's chin up bar this weekend. I am weak, I could only do a few before falling to the floor, gentle weeping at my weakness.

There, there. :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 17, 2012, 10:30:28 AM
Toned muscle can be tasteful on a woman, just be sure to have SOME fat on your body too.  My cousin is like 115 of muscle, bone, and skin and she looks disgusting.  And not just because she's my cousin and I have an innate block in my mind from thinking she's attractive because that's gross and socially unacceptable.
Icky, no. I'm aware of the very fine line between attractive and unattractive muscle.

My ballpark range is to look like Noomi Rapace in Prometheus.

(http://biblioklept.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/prometheus-7.jpg)

(her shoulders are a bit big though.)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 17, 2012, 11:33:50 AM
Toned muscle can be tasteful on a woman, just be sure to have SOME fat on your body too.  My cousin is like 115 of muscle, bone, and skin and she looks disgusting.  And not just because she's my cousin and I have an innate block in my mind from thinking she's attractive because that's gross and socially unacceptable.

Is your cousin single?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 17, 2012, 12:42:04 PM
I tried doing chin ups on someone's chin up bar this weekend. I am weak, I could only do a few before falling to the floor, gentle weeping at my weakness.

There, there. :-*

I shall do better next weekend!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 17, 2012, 03:47:32 PM
Toned muscle can be tasteful on a woman, just be sure to have SOME fat on your body too.  My cousin is like 115 of muscle, bone, and skin and she looks disgusting.  And not just because she's my cousin and I have an innate block in my mind from thinking she's attractive because that's gross and socially unacceptable.

Is your cousin single?

She is right now, yes.  Why do you ask?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 18, 2012, 03:06:30 PM
Alright, so I'm getting more committed to this light weight body building idea every day. Since I don't have a legit gym membership because I'm poor, I'll mostly try to tone up through traditional ways (running, tennis, swimming, exercises at home, etc.) and no special dieting. I do have an advantage because I'm starting off already skinny at about 120 lbs. Now all you pervs can see my totally unimpressive body and hopefully within a few months I'll go crazy and start taking steroids.

(http://oi50.tinypic.com/inh99g.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 18, 2012, 03:18:28 PM
(http://oi50.tinypic.com/inh99g.jpg)

Swim. It gives women an awesome body. Also, I think you are going to regret the decision to post yourself in skimpy gear. I'm mean its nice and all, but Parsifal.

Also, I think the dog is staring at your arse.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 18, 2012, 03:22:40 PM
Swim. It gives women an awesome body. Also, I think you are going to regret the decision to post yourself in skimpy gear. I'm mean its nice and all, but Parsifal.

Also, I think the dog is staring at your arse.
Bathing suits are fairly legit, not too skimpy.

Yes... Chevy does have problems with personal boundaries.  >:(

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 18, 2012, 03:25:26 PM
Alright, so I'm getting more committed to this light weight body building idea every day. Since I don't have a legit gym membership because I'm poor, I'll mostly try to tone up through traditional ways (running, tennis, swimming, exercises at home, etc.) and no special dieting. I do have an advantage because I'm starting off already skinny at about 120 lbs. Now all you pervs can see my totally unimpressive body and hopefully within a few months I'll go crazy and start taking steroids.

(http://oi50.tinypic.com/inh99g.jpg)

Why do you suddenly look 10 years older?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 18, 2012, 03:26:45 PM
Why do you suddenly look 10 years older?
As opposed to what pictures? I've posted some older pics on here before. But other than that- shorter hair and shitty cam quality?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 18, 2012, 03:28:37 PM
Probably. Or maybe you're just secretly 35.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 18, 2012, 03:30:20 PM
Probably. Or maybe you're just secretly 35.
You are probably the only person in the world who thinks I look older than 23. I don't know whether I should be happy or offended.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 18, 2012, 03:31:20 PM
You should do a 'from behind' photo too. Like the body builders do.

(http://bodybuildingtop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/AdelaGarcia2.jpg)

Probably. Or maybe you're just secretly 35.
You are probably the only person in the world who thinks I look older than 23. I don't know whether I should be happy or offended.
He saw you in a bikini. He's frightened.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 18, 2012, 03:33:49 PM
You should do a 'from behind' photo too. Like the body builders do.
I took them, but they will never be made public.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 18, 2012, 03:34:37 PM
You should do a 'from behind' photo too. Like the body builders do.
I took them, but they will never be made public.
Its going to be very hard for us to decide if your bum looks better or not then. :-\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 18, 2012, 03:35:39 PM
Probably. Or maybe you're just secretly 35.
You are probably the only person in the world who thinks I look older than 23. I don't know whether I should be happy or offended.

That's the thing, though. In your other pics you do look 23-ish, but in this one your face looks significantly older. It could very well be the cam quality, or that your other pics are in reality a lot older.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 18, 2012, 03:37:13 PM
This thread just got a whole lot more interesting.

I intend on starting running again soon, as soon as my doc says I can stop wearing this shitty boot for my foot.  It's felt better for a long time now but she keeps saying the fractures aren't healed and I could risk injuring myself again.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on June 18, 2012, 03:38:17 PM
I thought Thork's men of lust was the personal goal thread?

Anyway, Rooster, be sure to eat plenty of protein and get your healthy fats in. You look fine at the moment, so you're lucky in that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 18, 2012, 03:40:29 PM
Probably. Or maybe you're just secretly 35.
You are probably the only person in the world who thinks I look older than 23. I don't know whether I should be happy or offended.

That's the thing, though. In your other pics you do look 23-ish, but in this one your face looks significantly older. It could very well be the cam quality, or that your other pics are in reality a lot older.
I don't think any pics I've posted are older than 3 years, but my face looks super pixelated in this pic so maybe we can assume....

@Vindictus: when I say no special dieting that's because I already eat fairly well (for an American), but I think I might start investing in some cheap protein shakes or something.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on June 18, 2012, 04:01:32 PM
Eh, you don't really need protein shakes unless you want to take it more seriously. Just be sure to eat more lean meats and veggies (salmon for your healthy fats).

Although, cheap protein shakes are probably cheaper than lean meats. I don't know how things are priced over there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 18, 2012, 04:05:27 PM
Yeah, just eat food. Most of those shakes are a con anyway. Its a $16 billion dollar industry in the US.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 18, 2012, 04:11:13 PM
Even for someone who doesn't have time to eat a whole lot? I only get in 2 meals a day and a snack (and hate red meat).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on June 18, 2012, 05:06:27 PM
If you can, just carry around some nuts. They fill you up, are very nutritious and don't taste bad. Almonds usually come pretty cheap too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 18, 2012, 05:38:35 PM
285
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 18, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
285

WRONG THREAD MISTER
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 18, 2012, 11:15:39 PM
I want to see the behind photo.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 19, 2012, 05:11:03 AM
Yeah, just eat food. Most of those shakes are a con anyway. Its a $16 billion dollar industry in the US.

I agree.  Stay away from the protein shakes unless you are trying to put on weight.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 19, 2012, 09:47:20 AM
We need nude pictures next.  Just to be sure.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 19, 2012, 09:54:06 AM
We need nude pictures next.  Just to be sure.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 19, 2012, 02:34:35 PM
Yeah, just eat food. Most of those shakes are a con anyway. Its a $16 billion dollar industry in the US.

I agree.  Stay away from the protein shakes unless you are trying to put on weight.
Well, gaining muscle would be gaining weight.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on June 19, 2012, 03:09:35 PM
Cute.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 19, 2012, 03:40:05 PM
Yeah, just eat food. Most of those shakes are a con anyway. Its a $16 billion dollar industry in the US.

I agree.  Stay away from the protein shakes unless you are trying to put on weight.
Well, gaining muscle would be gaining weight.
You are going to struggle to gain weight. You are more likely to lose weight as you tone up. You need realistic goals or you will give up.

Allow me to illustrate. A natural man bodybuilder will struggle to put on 12 lbs of lean muscle in a year. He'll be lucky if he puts on 25lbs in his whole life. Yes, people often put on 20-30lbs in 2 months or whatever. That's the power of the juice. Also there's a lot of fat guys out there that will proudly tell you they are natural 180lb specimens or of large build. No, they are tubby.

Now a woman ... you are going to struggle to put on 2-3 lbs of muscle in a year naturally. That is a fact. You probably think what? No way. But then US media is constantly bombarding you with crap like this.

Quote from: http://www.steroids101.com/anna-watson-denied-use-of-anavar-steroids
The refusal of Fayetteville junior Anna Watson to take on a modelling contract worth $75000 annually because it would require her to take steroids has earned her a lot of fame and reputation. She was scheduled to appear in ABC’s “good morning America” a while back, when she explained her reasons of turning down the contract. She turned down the offer because she would have had to take anavar which is used to increase strength and muscle mass in the bodies of the users.

Now Anna is a lying bitch. She claims to have put on 4 inches on her arms in just 10 months and can now bench 230lbs with clean living and dedication and a belief in God. And America swallowed it up. I don't live in the states but I remember how much coverage she got.

(http://www.coe.uga.edu/news/files/2012/01/WatsonAnna350.jpg)

(http://dietsinreview.s3.amazonaws.com/diet_column/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/annawatson.jpg)

Now you may be thinking ... she looks ok in this last photo. Looks healthy no way steroids.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2Tf9TdeokWo/TzS3_Vh397I/AAAAAAAABW8/vuDNAR3_YJ0/s1600/Anna+Watson+Photostills+(17).jpg)

Well its cos we are so used to seeing monsters like this. At 5' 10" she weighs in at 175 lbs. She's a beast.

Just in case you think I'm alone in my suspicions, below is a really good read.
http://www.muscleweek.com/anna-watson-on-steroids

So, pictures like the one you posted above with Noomi Rapace ... the reality is that girl's almost certainly packing the anavar too - its Hollywood women's favourite toy. Exercise will make you look better. You'll tone up, your skin will look fresher, you'll get definition ... but you are a girl. You won't bulk. And that's normal. Women don't bulk. And fitness models are a bunch of drug-addled lying scum bags who want to sell you useless supplements and videos. The whole industry is a pile of lies.

Use the weights, lift heavy, it doesn't matter. Your goal should be about looking and feeling better. Not about sticking on 20lbs of muscle ... cos its not going to happen ... well not without the roids.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on June 19, 2012, 03:42:22 PM
GTFO this thread.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 19, 2012, 03:44:05 PM
You will be educated about steroids! >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on June 19, 2012, 03:50:19 PM
nah
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 19, 2012, 04:09:07 PM
Thread Thorked.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 19, 2012, 05:25:31 PM
I don't want 20 lbs of muscle.  :(
But as it stands, I'm 5'7 and 120 lbs. It wouldn't be healthy to LOSE weight.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on June 19, 2012, 05:43:05 PM
Thork is posting awesome facts.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on June 19, 2012, 05:45:41 PM
Thork is just an understandable Levee.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 19, 2012, 09:06:48 PM
Thork is Thork.

I missed my bus to the hospital so now I'll miss my test and have to pay a fine :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 22, 2012, 03:40:46 PM
Hey, someone buy this for me.

https://www.zombiesrungame.com/ (https://www.zombiesrungame.com/)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Hazbollah on June 22, 2012, 04:03:12 PM
Thork, you're talking about reasonble gains for someone on a balanced exercise regimen. Most gym-bunnies think the only exercises in the world are bicep curls and bench presses. Look at the wench you posted. She has ridiculous chicken thighs. They also have  lot of subcutaneous fat from creatine shakes and such, so they look more 'pumped'. Not necessarily roids.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 22, 2012, 04:24:44 PM
That girl is on anavar at the least. To have thrown on 4 inches around her biceps in just 10 months is not human. A man can't do that. Even one who goes to the gym every day and knows everything there is to know about training. My guess is that beast has done herself a cycle of Winstrol instead. But either way, she's not natural.

(http://muscleweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/AnnaWatson5-610x250.jpg)
If you think that woman got guns like that (she's on the right) from milkshakes you have no idea about anatomy.

Find me a woman with that much muscle from before 1955. Anywhere on the internet. No woman on earth had muscles like that before steroids.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on June 22, 2012, 06:23:34 PM
That girl is on anavar at the least. To have thrown on 4 inches around her biceps in just 10 months is not human. A man can't do that. Even one who goes to the gym every day and knows everything there is to know about training. My guess is that beast has done herself a cycle of Winstrol instead. But either way, she's not natural.

(http://muscleweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/AnnaWatson5-610x250.jpg)
If you think that woman got guns like that (she's on the right) from milkshakes you have no idea about anatomy.

Find me a woman with that much muscle from before 1955. Anywhere on the internet. No woman on earth had muscles like that before steroids.
Maybe she's a lesbian.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 22, 2012, 06:32:35 PM
Stop feeding Thork.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on June 22, 2012, 10:14:37 PM
Hey, someone buy this for me.

https://www.zombiesrungame.com/ (https://www.zombiesrungame.com/)

Do I get laid in return?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 22, 2012, 10:40:58 PM
Hey, someone buy this for me.

https://www.zombiesrungame.com/ (https://www.zombiesrungame.com/)

Do I get laid in return?
I dunno. I think I should be more expensive than 8 bucks.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on June 22, 2012, 10:52:47 PM
Hey, someone buy this for me.

https://www.zombiesrungame.com/ (https://www.zombiesrungame.com/)

Do I get laid in return?
I dunno. I think I should be more expensive than 8 bucks.

It's the thought that counts.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 24, 2012, 07:40:53 AM
I am very sunburnt :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on July 02, 2012, 08:58:06 PM
Got doored by a taxi driver yesterday. Ouch. A good few scrapes and lumps (my right elbow looks like a bomb crater that's trying to heal itself), but I'm still in one piece. The bike is mostly okay, but the left shifter (the side he clipped me on) is thoroughly broken.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 02, 2012, 09:33:32 PM
Got doored by a taxi driver yesterday. Ouch. A good few scrapes and lumps (my right elbow looks like a bomb crater that's trying to heal itself), but I'm still in one piece. The bike is mostly okay, but the left shifter (the side he clipped me on) is thoroughly broken.
That sucks. Glad you're okay.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 03, 2012, 01:49:53 AM
Got doored by a taxi driver yesterday. Ouch. A good few scrapes and lumps (my right elbow looks like a bomb crater that's trying to heal itself), but I'm still in one piece. The bike is mostly okay, but the left shifter (the side he clipped me on) is thoroughly broken.

I hope you left a good dent in his door. >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on July 03, 2012, 02:24:10 AM
Sue the negligent sumbitch!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 03, 2012, 02:36:53 AM
Got doored by a taxi driver yesterday. Ouch. A good few scrapes and lumps (my right elbow looks like a bomb crater that's trying to heal itself), but I'm still in one piece. The bike is mostly okay, but the left shifter (the side he clipped me on) is thoroughly broken.

I hope you left a good dent in his door. >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 03, 2012, 04:55:19 AM
CAUTION: Feel free to ignore, whiny emo faggotry ahead (inb4 gay, adam young, homosexual, why don't you go cut yourself, stop bitching, 9/11, first world problems, everything else that would be said, etc.).

Somehow today goes from me in a low mood and trying to get through the day to me in a low mood and spending the whole day trying to help two people find a reason to live—one considering suicide, the other just feeling hopeless about everything. Don't manage to talk the first out of it and she's gone off for the night, and the other is still pretty much the same. I suck at helping people. I know what it's like to be there yet I still can't do a single thing and I feel like a hypocrite trying to give the whole "it gets better" speech. I try to stay away from that as I know what a shitty attempt at consolation it is, but every other route lead to a dead-end. As a result, I feel much, much worse than I already did at the start of today/yesterday/whatever. What started with a little consolation as at least not being a horrible day has now progressed to being a more-than-just-horrible day.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on July 03, 2012, 05:17:56 AM
CAUTION: Feel free to ignore, whiny emo faggotry ahead (inb4 gay, adam young, homosexual, why don't you go cut yourself, stop bitching, 9/11, first world problems, everything else that would be said, etc.).

Somehow today goes from me in a low mood and trying to get through the day to me in a low mood and spending the whole day trying to help two people find a reason to live—one considering suicide, the other just feeling hopeless about everything. Don't manage to talk the first out of it and she's gone off for the night, and the other is still pretty much the same. I suck at helping people. I know what it's like to be there yet I still can't do a single thing and I feel like a hypocrite trying to give the whole "it gets better" speech. I try to stay away from that as I know what a shitty attempt at consolation it is, but every other route lead to a dead-end. As a result, I feel much, much worse than I already did at the start of today/yesterday/whatever. What started with a little consolation as at least not being a horrible day has now progressed to being a more-than-just-horrible day.

gay, adam young, homosexual, why don't you go cut yourself, stop bitching, 9/11, first world problems, everything else that would be said, etc.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 03, 2012, 05:20:50 AM
*hugs*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 03, 2012, 05:24:29 AM
CAUTION: Feel free to ignore, whiny emo faggotry ahead (inb4 gay, adam young, homosexual, why don't you go cut yourself, stop bitching, 9/11, first world problems, everything else that would be said, etc.).

Somehow today goes from me in a low mood and trying to get through the day to me in a low mood and spending the whole day trying to help two people find a reason to live—one considering suicide, the other just feeling hopeless about everything. Don't manage to talk the first out of it and she's gone off for the night, and the other is still pretty much the same. I suck at helping people. I know what it's like to be there yet I still can't do a single thing and I feel like a hypocrite trying to give the whole "it gets better" speech. I try to stay away from that as I know what a shitty attempt at consolation it is, but every other route lead to a dead-end. As a result, I feel much, much worse than I already did at the start of today/yesterday/whatever. What started with a little consolation as at least not being a horrible day has now progressed to being a more-than-just-horrible day.

gay, adam young, homosexual, why don't you go cut yourself, stop bitching, 9/11, first world problems, everything else that would be said, etc.
For some reason I lol'd. First laugh of the day. Thanks.

*hugs*
*hugs back*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 03, 2012, 05:55:59 AM
spending the whole day trying to help two people find a reason to live—one considering suicide, the other just feeling hopeless about everything.
Try some reverse psychology on them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 03, 2012, 06:27:47 AM
spending the whole day trying to help two people find a reason to live—one considering suicide, the other just feeling hopeless about everything.
Try some reverse psychology on them.
I actually almost considered it, but I'm scared of all the ways that could go wrong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 03, 2012, 06:30:45 AM
That was a joke.

You should not try to help suicidal people. You're dangerous. >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 03, 2012, 06:35:40 AM
Thork is a killing machine.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 03, 2012, 06:36:47 AM
Well I don't mean "you should do it" levels of reverse psychology, but I considered going the "well, why aren't you doing it then? Why are you wasting time talking to me?" route as a desperate way to find anything I could use.

But yes I agree I shouldn't be the one doing this. Maybe you should give them a call.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 03, 2012, 08:25:42 AM
Why is Thork in a thread entitled "A Friendly Chat"? ???
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 03, 2012, 08:28:19 AM
I was enjoying some light humour. Which Supertails misinterpreted and used to almost kill someone. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on July 03, 2012, 08:29:28 AM
About to work, but I'm too tired to move. Yolo!

Oh, and Thork is a dick.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 03, 2012, 08:41:20 AM
Got a letter from the hospital today, gotta have another test done to waste my time while they don't figure anything out *sigh*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 03, 2012, 11:37:31 AM
My work outs are going well.  :-\

@Supertails: it doesn't necessarily get better. There are spikes of suicides for people in their 30s and 50s. Life is tough through and through. What you need to do is throw these people a party. I don't know how many friends they have, but get as many as possible. Feeling connected to people is one of the best suicide preventers.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on July 03, 2012, 02:16:09 PM
I haven't started working out yet.  Also if there's a party you should invite me, I'm depressed too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 03, 2012, 02:24:09 PM
And invite me. Cos well, I like parties.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on July 03, 2012, 05:31:03 PM
Got doored by a taxi driver yesterday. Ouch. A good few scrapes and lumps (my right elbow looks like a bomb crater that's trying to heal itself), but I'm still in one piece. The bike is mostly okay, but the left shifter (the side he clipped me on) is thoroughly broken.

I hope you left a good dent in his door. >:(


Not sure. Was a bit too shaken to check. His door left me with a nice shifter-bill though. However, I have insurance, so hopefully it'll be okay.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 03, 2012, 05:34:58 PM
Got doored by a taxi driver yesterday. Ouch. A good few scrapes and lumps (my right elbow looks like a bomb crater that's trying to heal itself), but I'm still in one piece. The bike is mostly okay, but the left shifter (the side he clipped me on) is thoroughly broken.

I hope you left a good dent in his door. >:(


Not sure. Was a bit too shaken to check. His door left me with a nice shifter-bill though. However, I have insurance, so hopefully it'll be okay.
Being hit by a car has to be pretty scary. I hope you were wearing a helmet.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on July 03, 2012, 05:58:05 PM
It's very odd... 'scary' is almost the wrong word. I basically had mild shock, and it's an oddly unemotional thing. Your body just sort of reacts, and it's very physical - I felt buzzy and exhausted all at once. When I got home I told my girlfriend, have her a hug, and cried, but it was so strange. I wasn't sad at all, I just had to, for a few seconds. The chemicals were just lined up. I'm not ashamed of having a bit of a weep if I'm emotional, but this was very different. After that it was just 'Phew, well that could have been worse'.


As for the helmet... nope! In all honesty though, I had a long think about the whole helmet debate, and quite seriously... the evidence that is out there indicates that drivers give you more room if you're not wearing a helmet, and that they can aggravate a lot of injuries. It's also worth pointing out that they offer no protection at collision speeds - they're only tested for vertical drops from a given height. Nice if you fall off your bike, but if you're flung any distance... well, it's just foam. You're head is a lot stronger.


Anyway, all my scrapes were on my outer limits so to speak. My belt looks like I was sharpening knives with it. My bag is TOUGH AS NAILS though. I knew that when I bought it, but bloody hell - barely a mark, and it bore the brunt as I slid along the tarmac. They make some seriously tough nylon these days. Very future.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on July 03, 2012, 05:59:31 PM
I am glad you escaped serious injury. I wish that hadn't happened to you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 03, 2012, 06:00:19 PM
The conspiracy is trying to kill you. Stay safe, Wilmore.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 03, 2012, 06:11:34 PM
The conspiracy is trying to kill you. Stay safe, Wilmore.
:o I didn't even think about that!

It must have been pretty bad for shock to set in. I've been in a bad car wreck and have experienced it myself.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 03, 2012, 06:34:04 PM
The conspiracy is trying to kill you. Stay safe, Wilmore.

It has happened before, after all:

A large man with fair hair wearing sunglasses and a dark coat approached me while I was in Gothenburg, grabbed me by the shoulder, and said in what seemed to be an eastern European accent, "We know who you're associating with; drop it". He then threw his cigarette at my feet and walked quickly away, around the corner. I should add this was in the city centre, at the bottom of Kungsportsavenyn where it meets ?stra Hamngatan, if anyone knows Gothenburg. I've lived in Sweden for several months on two separate occasions, and have a pretty good knowledge of their accent when speaking English- he definitely wasn't a local.

I was pretty shaken at first, because frankly, it was weird. In a bit of a haze I picked up the remains of his cigarette, which was only about half smoked. It had some writing on it in eastern characters- probably the brand or something, I don't know. Fitted with the accent though. I'm not involved in any weird activities- I am an upstanding citizen. I don't associate with anything even remotely subversive aside from fes.org & .net; I don't visit any other conspiracy sites or anything like that. This is the only thing he could have been referring to.


By the way, I'm not so self important to think that an agent of the conspiracy went out of his way to freak me out. Most likely this guy didn't even know what I was involved with. He was probably just some goon who got my picture and a message to deliver. Personally I think it's because I associate with the .net team; Dogplatter and Username were the people referenced in the BBC link. DP is also talking about organising real world protests, so their ideas about promoting FET are a little more 'in your face', and possibly considered more dangerous.


I don't know. I never really believed that the conspiracy would attempt to do anything to involve itself in this place, because ti didn't make sense, but now I don't know that I can come to any other conclusion.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jack on July 03, 2012, 06:34:27 PM
Damn, very sorry to hear that. Glad to know you're okay.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on July 03, 2012, 06:47:18 PM
The conspiracy is trying to kill you. Stay safe, Wilmore.

It has happened before, after all:

A large man with fair hair wearing sunglasses and a dark coat approached me while I was in Gothenburg, grabbed me by the shoulder, and said in what seemed to be an eastern European accent, "We know who you're associating with; drop it". He then threw his cigarette at my feet and walked quickly away, around the corner. I should add this was in the city centre, at the bottom of Kungsportsavenyn where it meets ?stra Hamngatan, if anyone knows Gothenburg. I've lived in Sweden for several months on two separate occasions, and have a pretty good knowledge of their accent when speaking English- he definitely wasn't a local.

I was pretty shaken at first, because frankly, it was weird. In a bit of a haze I picked up the remains of his cigarette, which was only about half smoked. It had some writing on it in eastern characters- probably the brand or something, I don't know. Fitted with the accent though. I'm not involved in any weird activities- I am an upstanding citizen. I don't associate with anything even remotely subversive aside from fes.org & .net; I don't visit any other conspiracy sites or anything like that. This is the only thing he could have been referring to.


By the way, I'm not so self important to think that an agent of the conspiracy went out of his way to freak me out. Most likely this guy didn't even know what I was involved with. He was probably just some goon who got my picture and a message to deliver. Personally I think it's because I associate with the .net team; Dogplatter and Username were the people referenced in the BBC link. DP is also talking about organising real world protests, so their ideas about promoting FET are a little more 'in your face', and possibly considered more dangerous.


I don't know. I never really believed that the conspiracy would attempt to do anything to involve itself in this place, because ti didn't make sense, but now I don't know that I can come to any other conclusion.


That was very different. Not very physical, just really paranoia inducing. It was a really odd month... just weird looking back.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on July 04, 2012, 10:28:47 AM
Sue the negligent sumbitch!

Also glad you're OK, Wilmore.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on July 09, 2012, 04:13:12 PM
Hey Gayer, can you recommend me some of your favorite gluten-free recipes?  Thanks!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 09, 2012, 04:22:42 PM
I lost all my best recipes :( What kind of thing, like a cake or something?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: EnigmaZV on July 09, 2012, 04:26:44 PM
Hey Gayer, can you recommend me some of your favorite gluten-free recipes?  Thanks!

I know a good recipe for a gluten free steak.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 09, 2012, 04:31:24 PM
And, I make gluten free steamed Kale.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on July 09, 2012, 09:42:56 PM
I lost all my best recipes :( What kind of thing, like a cake or something?

I dunno, my girlfriend is trying some gluten-free diet so I, by association, am trying some gluten-free diet. Just wondering if you had any favorites I had to try.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 10, 2012, 12:41:38 AM
I lost all my best recipes :( What kind of thing, like a cake or something?

I dunno, my girlfriend is trying some gluten-free diet so I, by association, am trying some gluten-free diet. Just wondering if you had any favorites I had to try.

You poor poor man :(

My gluten free pizza rolls were pretty popular

Dough: (I use the dough cycle on the bread machine but I'm sure it'll work the same by hand. And you don't need to knead gluten free dough much at all so easier than making real pizza dough)
300ml water
1 tablespoon olive oil
Three quarters teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons sugar
450g flour
1 tablespoon psyllium husk (not essential but it really helps the dough be moar normal-like)
1½ teaspoons Xanthan gum (again not essential but it sort of replaces the gluten so makes the dough much much better than without)
1 pack dried yeast (11g)

Make it into a dough and leave to rise for a bit, doesn't really rise much though so don't worry if it doesn't seem to do much.

Then roll out dough into a rectangle. Spread on a little pizza sauce and some toppings and cheese. Keep it a thin layer so it rolls easier. Roll it up and cut slices. Put it in the oven 225C for about 10 minutes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on July 10, 2012, 01:12:13 AM
I might pass that on to my babby's aunt.  She's got coeliac too :C
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 10, 2012, 01:29:46 AM
Groovy. Even the non-coeliacs loved them. I think I might have to make some moar soon actually, when I get monies to buy ingredients.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on July 11, 2012, 06:11:44 PM
I lost all my best recipes :( What kind of thing, like a cake or something?

I dunno, my girlfriend is trying some gluten-free diet so I, by association, am trying some gluten-free diet. Just wondering if you had any favorites I had to try.

You poor poor man :(

My gluten free pizza rolls were pretty popular

Dough: (I use the dough cycle on the bread machine but I'm sure it'll work the same by hand. And you don't need to knead gluten free dough much at all so easier than making real pizza dough)
300ml water
1 tablespoon olive oil
Three quarters teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons sugar
450g flour
1 tablespoon psyllium husk (not essential but it really helps the dough be moar normal-like)
1½ teaspoons Xanthan gum (again not essential but it sort of replaces the gluten so makes the dough much much better than without)
1 pack dried yeast (11g)

Make it into a dough and leave to rise for a bit, doesn't really rise much though so don't worry if it doesn't seem to do much.

Then roll out dough into a rectangle. Spread on a little pizza sauce and some toppings and cheese. Keep it a thin layer so it rolls easier. Roll it up and cut slices. Put it in the oven 225C for about 10 minutes.

This is in the oven now.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 12, 2012, 01:44:48 AM
Hope it turns out good!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on July 12, 2012, 02:02:07 AM
We used some kind of almond flour for the dough, it lacked something to be desired. But overall, it was fantastic and I look forward to the leftovers.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 12, 2012, 02:12:09 AM
Ah yeah almond flour would make it a bit weird. You want to use a mix of flours really.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 14, 2012, 05:45:31 PM
>having a good day, listening to Soundtracks of the Blind and browsing the FES, eating pizza
>bites into pizza
>everything becomes a blur for a moment as I grab my mouth and fall off the chair, pizza flipping over
>spend the next five minutes writhing around in pain
>spend fifteen after that staring at my tooth in the mirror while trying to deal with pain

Well, looks like I really need a dentist appointment. Let's hope we don't end up in debt!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 14, 2012, 05:48:36 PM
What happened to your tooth?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 14, 2012, 06:11:17 PM
I'm guessing it's a cavity. I've never had one before, so I've nothing to compare it to. But it's a hole in my tooth and it hurts like fuckafdksfjsa.

Plus my wisdom teeth are starting to come in and those have been starting to hurt lately, so it was only a matter of time before I ended up needing a trip anyway. Blargh.

I have no idea how bad an idea it is to take a couple of painkiller/sleep aid pills only two hours after taking two just-painkiller ones, but I am near the point where I don't care just stop this pain please.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 14, 2012, 07:54:23 PM
I'm guessing it's a cavity. I've never had one before, so I've nothing to compare it to. But it's a hole in my tooth and it hurts like fuckafdksfjsa.

Plus my wisdom teeth are starting to come in and those have been starting to hurt lately, so it was only a matter of time before I ended up needing a trip anyway. Blargh.

I have no idea how bad an idea it is to take a couple of painkiller/sleep aid pills only two hours after taking two just-painkiller ones, but I am near the point where I don't care just stop this pain please.
I think a cavity is a safe bet. I have 4 fillings and I've had my wisdom teeth removed (from the jaw). Getting those removed really isn't that painful, the only thing that sucked was the stiffness in my jaw. I could only eat yogurt and apple sauce for like 3 days.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 14, 2012, 08:00:22 PM
When my wisdom teeth were removed, there were complications and my jaws were in agony for weeks afterward.  I spent the whole time lying around my house taking Vicodin.  I even grew a beard, because it hurt to shave.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 14, 2012, 08:07:59 PM
All the tales of wisdom teeth pain does not have me very thrilled to get them taken out. But honestly, I don't care as long as it means my mouth not randomly hurting so much of the time. And I can say without a doubt I've been through worse. Surgery is not fun.

How bad is getting cavities taken care of?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on July 14, 2012, 08:34:54 PM
>having a good day, listening to Soundtracks of the Blind and browsing the FES, eating pizza
>bites into pizza
>everything becomes a blur for a moment as I grab my mouth and fall off the chair, pizza flipping over
>spend the next five minutes writhing around in pain
>spend fifteen after that staring at my tooth in the mirror while trying to deal with pain

Well, looks like I really need a dentist appointment. Let's hope we don't end up in debt!

That might have just been the Swans effect.

Also, don't worry too much if it's a cavity. You won't feel a thing under anesthetics and it wears off pretty quickly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 14, 2012, 08:40:14 PM
Cavities are not anything to worry about.  They drill it a little, and that is the worse part.  It does not hurt at all.  It is just a little nerve racking having a power tool in your mouth.  The filling itself is quick and you will not feel it.

Wisdom teeth are a little more involved, but it should still not be too bad.  Just make sure you do not do anything to cause complications afterwards.  Mine got infected and I looked like a chipmunk for a week or two.  Antibiotics cleared it up, though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 14, 2012, 08:51:13 PM
All the tales of wisdom teeth pain does not have me very thrilled to get them taken out. But honestly, I don't care as long as it means my mouth not randomly hurting so much of the time. And I can say without a doubt I've been through worse. Surgery is not fun.

How bad is getting cavities taken care of?

Honestly, getting my wisdom teeth removed was not a big deal AT ALL. I promise it was only the stiffness that was bothersome. You mostly just sleep with your lovely pain medication. Some people have complications, but that usually doesn't happen.

For cavities once your mouth is numbed you only feel the pressure, no pain. But they do jab your gums with a needle for that and that always feels horrible to me, but I just don't handle needles well.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 15, 2012, 07:16:53 AM
I hate the numbing shots, and the drilling is mildly annoying, but not painful. I had my wisdom teeth taken out all at once (they knocked me out) and didn't have any complications after.  Anytime you have a tooth pulled you have to be careful not to mess up the blood clot, I've heard that is extremely painful, since it exposes the bone.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 15, 2012, 07:35:53 AM
Oh I just remembered something that might help you survive until you can see a dentist. I once had a similar problem, so I went to a convenience store and bought some of those wax lips, you know the ones that are sweet for little kids to chew on? Anyway, I chewed up a piece until it was soft, and then formed it around the bad tooth to keep the nerve from being exposed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 15, 2012, 07:44:18 AM
This will sound really strange, and I thought so when I heard it, but I am not trying to trick you.  I heard that cayenne pepper powder will numb a toothache. 

My son was was boxing at the gym a couple of years ago.  He got clocked pretty good and his mouth piece cut into his gums very deep.  I think it went down to the roots or close to it.  He acted tough when he came home and it was a weekend, so I told him I would make a dentist appointment on Monday. 

He was in a lot of pain that night.  I remembered reading about the cayenne pepper, and figured it could not make it much worse.  He tried it and said his pain instantly went away.  This may or may not work for you.  It did help my son, though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 15, 2012, 08:11:29 AM
jroa is old.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 15, 2012, 08:29:20 AM
jroa is old.

This.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on July 15, 2012, 11:07:52 AM
jroa is an ancient medicine man.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 15, 2012, 11:14:00 AM
jroa is an ancient medicine man.

This too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 15, 2012, 04:07:07 PM
Chew on some cloves, they're a natural anesthetic, thats what I do when my teeth hurt (I've got a cavity but haven't got around to getting it filled yet cos it only hurts from time to time). Getting a filling is no bother and having wisdom teeth removed usually isn't bad either.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 15, 2012, 04:44:56 PM
Aww, thanks everyone. I had one hell of a freakout at the concept all this, but you guys are making me feel a bit better and less paranoid about it. Only thing I'm still worried about is the bill, but I can't really do anything about that until after the fact.

Also I accidentally bit with that tooth again and freaking ow. It wasn't as horrible as yesterday, but I've had a bad headache the past hour or so 'cause of it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 15, 2012, 04:58:57 PM
Chew on some cloves, they're a natural anesthetic, thats what I do when my teeth hurt (I've got a cavity but haven't got around to getting it filled yet cos it only hurts from time to time). Getting a filling is no bother and having wisdom teeth removed usually isn't bad either.
They pack your gums with cloves if your wisdom teeth blood clots fall out too. My friend had to go through that several times.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 26, 2012, 10:35:58 AM
Today I went to the natural history museum in London and saw me a whole bunch of dinosaurs (dead). I went with my 5 year old nephew. It was going fine until we got to a bit with an animatronic T-Rex. It was growling and frowning and showing its teeth. My nephew immediately said, "I'm scared, can we go home now?" asked to be picked up and couldn't get out of the building fast enough.

The marine section and pickled animals section was a blur as "There's no moar dinosaurs, is there?" got asked repeatedly.

Anyway after that I went to Kensington park, checked out lots of women wearing tiny shorts, got back on the train and went home.

It was hot today.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on July 26, 2012, 11:45:46 AM
Nephew is a pussy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 26, 2012, 12:28:30 PM
Yeah what a wuss.


I am planning a baking date with my new fella. Gonna make pizza and cake and fruit salad. It'll be fun and tasty.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 27, 2012, 02:48:22 AM
So I write music articles for a company (reviews, general articles, that sort of thing). I've been doing it for a while, but it's sort of a 'freelance' thing where I'm not actually employed by them, they just pay me when I do it based on how many people read what I write and that sort of stuff. It's terrible pay (really terrible, like $20 a month) because it's based on the views, and I write for a local chapter of it, so there aren't exactly a lot of views to be had. I do it, though, 'cause a little money is better than no money, and it's a nice thing to show future employers, especially if I want a bigger job doing something like this.

Anyways, I've been with the place for over a year, and I pretty much went on hiatus for half a year while churning out like an article a month because I was just sick of it, I felt no real incentive, and I was just overall not feeling mentally well at all. I'm not much better, but I desperately need anything I can get right now so I've been trying to be more consistent this past month.

Now for the real point: The other day I got an email asking if I wanted to cover a music festival going on about 5 hours away from here next month. It's not just some local-band thing, it's acts like Nas, RJD2, Yelawolf, Pretty Lights, Infected Mushroom...but I checked the site and it'd cost me like $200+ just to be present at the place all 3 days, and that's not including the lodging. I told them so, and they told me I'd be getting free tickets there.

This might not seem like some mind-blowing achievement, but keep in mind I've pretty much just been some amateur writer whose stuff they slap up so they have someone in this area, I'm not actually employed by them. So this isn't something anyone would consider a job, it's more of a hobby with tiny benefits. But the place has the potential to be a job if you're good enough, and it can get you places. So for me, this is a massive step up...I'm doing something I do also because I love it, and they're shipping me off to a semi-expensive music festival because they want me personally to cover it. I'm not even the only one in my state who could, but they picked me.

I have crushingly-low self esteem, so it doesn't really take much to make me feel good, but this has me in much higher spirits than I've felt in a while. It is awesome.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2012, 02:52:12 AM
Yay!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on July 27, 2012, 06:00:29 AM
Good achievement tails. ;D ;D ;D

Please post some of your articles for our review.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on July 27, 2012, 09:12:30 AM
Definite congratulation Supertails. Link us to the website so we can see your articles and artificially raise your view count.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 27, 2012, 09:58:02 AM
That's really awesome Supertails.  Congratulations.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on July 27, 2012, 10:01:08 AM
Congrats, Supertails!  May this open doors to more opportunities to cover these sorts of events!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on July 27, 2012, 03:21:20 PM
Congratulations! I did something similar (on a different subject) some years ago. It was quite the experience.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on August 04, 2012, 10:47:20 PM
mostly moved, but forgot keyboard at the other place so usin on screen kbd. feels slow man. worse than a fucking phone. gettin mah keyboard tomorrow!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on August 19, 2012, 07:31:34 PM
Why are some user avatars gigantic and content covering? Stars are obviously broke. Did someone say fuck it and let this place start breaking down after a while?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on August 20, 2012, 12:54:13 AM
What do you mean, Daniel has always been admin.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on August 20, 2012, 09:29:32 AM
What do you mean, Daniel has always been admin.

(http://i50.tinypic.com/2mx51zb.png)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on August 20, 2012, 09:40:07 AM
We made some changes recently to the theme and avatar pics. I thought it was all fixed since no one complained of the problem.

What browsers have you found that image error on?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on August 20, 2012, 10:00:58 AM
We made some changes recently to the theme and avatar pics. I thought it was all fixed since no one complained of the problem.

What browsers have you found that image error on?

Safari, but it was the theme I was using. I switched to the "normal" one.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on August 20, 2012, 10:10:35 AM
I know what you mean about the fucked up elements on the site--you asked if someone just said "fuck it" and let everything go, and I implied that Daniel never does anything.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 20, 2012, 10:14:00 AM
This issue annoys me too but I just ignore the posts that I can't read
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 20, 2012, 11:55:52 AM
We stopped complaining about the problem because John said:

I have several solutions that will work for this.  I have to decide which one is most appropriate for our server resources and go from there.  I'll keep you up to date next time I work on this.

I don't have the same problem Hara had, I can still see all the text, but the big avatars still make the pages long.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 20, 2012, 03:08:28 PM
We stopped complaining about the problem because John said:

I have several solutions that will work for this.  I have to decide which one is most appropriate for our server resources and go from there.  I'll keep you up to date next time I work on this.

I don't have the same problem Hara had, I can still see all the text, but the big avatars still make the pages long.

I don't have that problem at all.  All the avatars are the same size for me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 20, 2012, 03:29:54 PM
Even Ski and markjo's? The only place all the avatars are the same size is in CN, but I'm using the Core theme.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 20, 2012, 03:41:44 PM
Yes, even Ski and markjo's.  All of the avatars are the same size on my screen.  I am using Ubuntu Linux with Chromium, though.

(http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx38/jorroa5990/Screenshotfrom2012-08-20180539.png)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 20, 2012, 03:54:38 PM
It's the template that matters.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on August 24, 2012, 08:13:21 AM
Good: The Midsummer Station by Owl City and F.L.A.G. (Fight Like a Girl) by Emilie Autumn (the girl in my avvy) will be in my mailbox by Monday.

Bad: With what I've heard from The Midsummer Station so far, I'm scared this'll be the first Owl City album I don't like...All Things Bright and Beautiful (his last album) was pretty okay, but I really don't like the new 'generic pop' direction he's heading so far. I like the abstract poetry of Maybe I'm Dreaming, the complex and huge instrumentals in Ocean Eyes, or even the carefree naïveté of Of June. Blegh. Let's hope for the best? :(

???: F.L.A.G. has a lot to live up to. Emilie's other album I have, Opheliac, is my most-listened to album of all-time, and is in competition with The Airship by Port Blue for the position of my favourite album. So I'm equal parts excited and scared. I don't want her to lose the raw, unrefined edge that she had simply because she's more experienced now. I want it to be crazy, all over the place, while at the same time gorgeous in its atmosphere and moods. I've heard Fight Like a Girl and Time for Tea off of it, and I really hope it leans more toward the latter because that was more unhinged and wild. But we'll see. Please. Dear God I'm excited and scared.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on August 26, 2012, 09:54:27 AM
they are here ajfdklsfjsdklfj

i better get to listen to them tonight or someone dies
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 26, 2012, 11:30:03 AM
Not my lucky day today :( Got a rope burn when I slipped coming down a rope at the assault course then managed to slice fairly deeply into my thumb (if it wasn't for my thumbnail it prob would have gone much deeper) when I was cooking dinner :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 26, 2012, 12:39:28 PM
My Warrior Dash training is going okay. I can run 3 1/2 miles no problem. And I never realized how weak I was before, I can actually lift things now without shaking like an anorexic girl.

I also have no weekends left. Between school, work, and training I'm sure I'll want to commit suicide before too long. It's why I haven't been posting too much lately.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on August 26, 2012, 03:24:18 PM
My Warrior Dash training is going okay. I can run 3 1/2 miles no problem. And I never realized how weak I was before, I can actually lift things now without shaking like an anorexic girl.

I also have no weekends left. Between school, work, and training I'm sure I'll want to commit suicide before too long. It's why I haven't been posting too much lately.
I, for one, encourage you to continue working out as much as possible.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 27, 2012, 05:03:27 AM
My Warrior Dash training is going okay. I can run 3 1/2 miles no problem. And I never realized how weak I was before, I can actually lift things now without shaking like an anorexic girl.
I'd give you a workout that would leave you shaking like an anorexic girl.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 27, 2012, 05:15:05 AM
The Glorious Leader's latest word is "cock"

I am a bad influence :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 27, 2012, 06:48:46 AM
I am a bad influence :(
you are
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 27, 2012, 08:10:25 AM
On the other hand, I am awesome.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Mugthulhu on August 29, 2012, 10:48:35 PM
I can't even lift an anorexic girl.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on September 03, 2012, 10:29:23 PM
Even Ski and markjo's? The only place all the avatars are the same size is in CN, but I'm using the Core theme.

I didn't know this was still a problem. If someone can resize the avatar and send me a link, I'll replace it.

Edit:  I think I was able to fix this. Let me know by PM if it didn't work.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 03, 2012, 10:57:28 PM
Alright, so I'm getting more committed to this light weight body building idea every day. Since I don't have a legit gym membership because I'm poor, I'll mostly try to tone up through traditional ways (running, tennis, swimming, exercises at home, etc.) and no special dieting. I do have an advantage because I'm starting off already skinny at about 120 lbs. Now all you pervs can see my totally unimpressive body and hopefully within a few months I'll go crazy and start taking steroids.

(http://oi50.tinypic.com/inh99g.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 03, 2012, 11:05:46 PM
Rooster is a little pudgy in the mid section.   Just saying.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 03, 2012, 11:18:57 PM
I'll post another picture after Warrior Dash. I am up to 125lbs but without being chunky anywhere, just slight muscle growth all over. I'm mostly focused on running atm.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 03, 2012, 11:21:50 PM
I'll post another picture after Warrior Dash. I am up to 125lbs but without being chunky anywhere, just slight muscle growth all over. I'm mostly focused on running atm.

Rooster, I was joking.   You are hotter than any chick I will ever get. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on September 04, 2012, 12:57:21 AM
I'll post another picture after Warrior Dash. I am up to 125lbs but without being chunky anywhere, just slight muscle growth all over. I'm mostly focused on running atm.

Genuinely sounds hot.  You weren't bad before either.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 04, 2012, 05:49:54 AM
Even Ski and markjo's? The only place all the avatars are the same size is in CN, but I'm using the Core theme.

I didn't know this was still a problem. If someone can resize the avatar and send me a link, I'll replace it.

Edit:  I think I was able to fix this. Let me know by PM if it didn't work.

It's fixed!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 04, 2012, 07:42:55 AM
I'll post another picture after Warrior Dash. I am up to 125lbs but without being chunky anywhere, just slight muscle growth all over. I'm mostly focused on running atm.

You are hotter than any chick I will ever get.
preposterous
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 04, 2012, 07:53:30 AM
Its time for another picture of you in your knickers.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on September 04, 2012, 09:46:39 AM
I'd post my gf's photo but you guys would probably just fap and not say anything.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on September 04, 2012, 01:48:41 PM
Yeah
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on September 04, 2012, 10:26:19 PM
Post it anyway
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 04, 2012, 11:34:23 PM
cmdsft is full of shit.  If he had a hot girlfriend, he would have posted a pic by now..
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on September 04, 2012, 11:42:06 PM
I didn't know this was still a problem. If someone can resize the avatar and send me a link, I'll replace it.

Edit:  I think I was able to fix this. Let me know by PM if it didn't work.

It's fixed!

Yay!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spanner34.5 on September 05, 2012, 01:28:48 AM
Post it anyway
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 05, 2012, 06:15:50 AM
So I went to the pool this morning. "One for swimming" I cheerily smiled at the zombie behind the desk.
"Have you got a membership card?" She mumbled.
"Indeed I do" I replied with a pleasant tone.
I proceeded to make my way into the changing room, got into my swimming gear and popped into the showers where I had a quick rinse and stretch before making my way to the pool. I then slipped into the water and the instant I did, the hot lifeguard woman that I like, blew her whistle at me and signalled angrily for me to get out of the pool.
I went back to the changing room, got dried, put on all my clothes and made my way back to reception.
I walked up to the zombie and asked her "Is there anything you should have told me when I handed you my card to go swimming about 10 minutes ago?"
"I'm so sorry , sir I..."
"No" I interrupted, "that's not it. What should you have told me?"
"Its ladies only swimming at the moment, sir. "

Stupid woman >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on September 05, 2012, 07:30:15 AM
So I went to the pool this morning. "One for swimming" I cheerily smiled at the zombie behind the desk.
"Have you got a membership card?" She mumbled.
"Indeed I do" I replied with a pleasant tone.
I proceeded to make my way into the changing room, got into my swimming gear and popped into the showers where I had a quick rinse and stretch before making my way to the pool. I then slipped into the water and the instant I did, the hot lifeguard woman that I like, blew her whistle at me and signalled angrily for me to get out of the pool.
I went back to the changing room, got dried, put on all my clothes and made my way back to reception.
I walked up to the zombie and asked her "Is there anything you should have told me when I handed you my card to go swimming about 10 minutes ago?"
"I'm so sorry , sir I..."
"No" I interrupted, "that's not it. What should you have told me?"
"Its ladies only swimming at the moment, sir. "

Stupid woman >o<

Why is your swimming pool sexist?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 05, 2012, 07:43:43 AM
Because there is a large contingent of dirty old men that like to grope the old ladies. Having tired of this several decades ago and had their vaginas heal over, they demanded a session on the timetable where dirty old men couldn't molest them. Instead they can now walk up and down the pool in pairs pretending to swim, ensuring their hair doesn't get wet whilst they exchange baking tips and talk about which of the young male life-guards they'd screw if chloroform was made an over the counter product and their vaginas were surgically reactivated.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 07, 2012, 02:58:07 PM
She said she's so sorry. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spanner34.5 on September 11, 2012, 03:55:56 AM
Does Thork look like a bit of a girly?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 13, 2012, 05:19:26 AM
Going through my iPod and listening to all the songs I haven't listened to in forever to see if there are any I want to get rid of. Rediscovering a bunch of songs I have no idea why I skip over. So awesome.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on September 13, 2012, 03:44:39 PM
Recommend one piece of music that I would otherwise have never heard of, keeping in mind that I have old man taste in music.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 13, 2012, 06:21:20 PM
Recommend one piece of music that I would otherwise have never heard of, keeping in mind that I have old man taste in music.

Hmm, old man taste? Does that mean you hate rock? Or you just like dadrock? I'll give it a shot, but no guarantees. And I'll try to give you something modern. :P

If you like...

The Beatles: Panic! at the Disco - Nine in the Afternoon
Country: First Aid Kit - Emmylou
Folk pop: Ingrid Michaelson - This is War
Piano/easy listening: Port Blue - Up Ship!
Light baroque pop: fun. - The Gambler (one of my personal favourite songs)
40s/50s pop: Jill Barber - Never Quit Loving You
Acoustic: Sky Sailing - Brielle
Pop: Madi Diaz - Gimme a Kiss
Soul: Rebecca Ferguson - Nothing's Real but Love
Piano ballads: Owl City - Lonely Lullaby
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on September 13, 2012, 06:54:36 PM
Recommend one piece of music that I would otherwise have never heard of, keeping in mind that I have old man taste in music.

Hmm, old man taste? Does that mean you hate rock? Or you just like dadrock? I'll give it a shot, but no guarantees. And I'll try to give you something modern. :P
Ha! I mostly listen to classic rock, but I have fairly eclectic taste in music.


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The Beatles: Panic! at the Disco - Nine in the Afternoon
It was not bad, but it felt manufactured to me.

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Country: First Aid Kit - Emmylou
I could not finish this song. I tried.

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Folk pop: Ingrid Michaelson - I'm Through
It was a good song, but probably not something I'd put on a playlist.

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Piano/easy listening: Port Blue - Up Ship!
I really liked this. I may try to make an arrangement later.

Quote
Light baroque pop: fun. - The Gambler (one of my personal favourite songs)
This was good. I'd probably enjoy it more if I were in a different mood.

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40s/50s pop: Jill Barber - Never Quit Loving You
This was not bad either.

Quote
Acoustic: Sky Sailing - Brielle
Pop: Madi Diaz - Gimme a Kiss
Soul: Rebecca Ferguson - Nothing's Real but Love
Piano ballads: Owl City - Lonely Lullaby
I'll give the rest a try later when I have more time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 13, 2012, 07:10:04 PM
Quote
The Beatles: Panic! at the Disco - Nine in the Afternoon
It was not bad, but it felt manufactured to me.
I can understand that. It's far from my favourite Panic! song, but it's one of the most Beatles-esque. :P


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Country: First Aid Kit - Emmylou
I could not finish this song. I tried.
Aww. I don't usually like country, but I love that song for some reason. XD


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Folk pop: Ingrid Michaelson - I'm Through
It was a good song, but probably not something I'd put on a playlist.
Yeah, I actually switched it out with "This is War" while you were posting, it's what I meant to put. I never remember her song names.


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Piano/easy listening: Port Blue - Up Ship!
I really liked this. I may try to make an arrangement later.
Yay! The Airship (http://www.mediafire.com/?k1n43a5nhghx72x) is probably my favourite album all-time, Port Blue is just incredible. And what do you mean by an arrangement?


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Light baroque pop: fun. - The Gambler (one of my personal favourite songs)
This was good. I'd probably enjoy it more if I were in a different mood.
I didn't like the track until months after I'd heard the album. It kind of grew on me, then I listened to it several times a day for a while. :P


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40s/50s pop: Jill Barber - Never Quit Loving You
This was not bad either.
Yay again!


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Acoustic: Sky Sailing - Brielle
Pop: Madi Diaz - Gimme a Kiss
Soul: Rebecca Ferguson - Nothing's Real but Love
Piano ballads: Owl City - Lonely Lullaby
I'll give the rest a try later when I have more time.
Alright, cool! If you've got any albums you're particularly fond of, I'm always looking for moar music. :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on September 13, 2012, 09:52:40 PM

Acoustic: Sky Sailing - Brielle
Too slow? Too boring? It's too something...

Pop: Madi Diaz - Gimme a Kiss
It's pop music. Not terrible pop music, but still pop music.

Soul: Rebecca Ferguson - Nothing's Real but Love
I have to be in the right mood for something like this, so I probably shouldn't comment.

Piano ballads: Owl City - Lonely Lullaby
I probably would have enjoyed this with a different singer. I really liked the piano, but hated the vocals.

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And what do you mean by an arrangement?
A piano arrangement.

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The Beatles: Panic! at the Disco - Nine in the Afternoon
It was not bad, but it felt manufactured to me.
I can understand that. It's far from my favourite Panic! song, but it's one of the most Beatles-esque. :P
I just listened to three more. I actually liked Green Gentleman and I Write Sins Not Tragedies (which I'm pretty sure I've heard before). I liked the vocals, and those songs didn't sound forced. I don't remember which other song I listened to, but it was pretty blah to me like the first.


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Alright, cool! If you've got any albums you're particularly fond of, I'm always looking for moar music. :D
Paul Simon's Graceland is my favourite album ever. It is frequently unique in it's composition -- not a lot of 1-4-5 to be found there (I don't know if you know anything about theory). It's definitely different, so it might grow on you if you don't love it at first listen.


Less well known:
The Refreshments: (Fizzy Fuzzy Big and Buzzy)
The Refreshments - Down Together (http://#)

Captain Tractor: (they aren't terribly talented, but they are fun -- and some sad songs like this one)
Captain Tractor - 1000 Goodbyes (http://#)

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 14, 2012, 09:39:05 AM
The thread you're looking for is over here, guys:

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,54502.0.html (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,54502.0.html)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on September 14, 2012, 01:42:04 PM
We are chatting friendlily.  :P
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 14, 2012, 09:31:50 PM
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/422734_10152102953765506_2071529337_n.jpg)

So these are my textbooks for the semester (I'm still missing two). This was taken with instagram and it's very edgy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on September 14, 2012, 09:47:00 PM
lol, I haven't bought a single textbook for this semester.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 14, 2012, 09:51:55 PM
lol, I haven't bought a single textbook for this semester.
Well you know us Americans, we just love to read.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 14, 2012, 10:34:19 PM
So these are my textbooks for the semester (I'm still missing two). This was taken with instagram and it's very edgy.

Are you taking any classes that actually apply to real life?  Something that is useful for situations other game shows? 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 14, 2012, 10:55:40 PM
Presumably it will be useful for her job.
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Post by: Son of Orospu on September 14, 2012, 11:30:52 PM
Presumably it will be useful for her job.

I guess I am just used to the applied sciences.  You know, the ones that you can actually use to produce useful things.  There is nothing wrong with knowing history, but I don't think I ever had more than one, maybe two history classes in the same semester.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on September 14, 2012, 11:34:12 PM
lol, I haven't bought a single textbook for this semester.
Well you know us Americans, we just love to read.

I would think that history resources are even easier to find on the internet than science resources. Maybe I'm just really ignorant, but why do you need those textbooks? Most of them seem to be covering well known topics.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 15, 2012, 06:41:22 AM
lol, I haven't bought a single textbook for this semester.
Well you know us Americans, we just love to read.

I would think that history resources are even easier to find on the internet than science resources. Maybe I'm just really ignorant, but why do you need those textbooks? Most of them seem to be covering well known topics.
Yes, even though the material may be well known the author may be narrowing in on something specific. Tests will come from these specific readings as well as papers. For example, my primary source for a paper due next week are the pictures from one of these books. What does the artwork of Rome say about the changes happening etc.

Applied sciences are useful, but do you know who government officials ask about politics, economics, and warfare? Historians. If you don't know where you came for you have no idea where you're going or how to get there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 17, 2012, 11:28:09 AM
Couple hours ago I got a second root canal, filling and several extra shots for numbing since I could still feel it. The numbing's been wearing off so bear with me a bit if I'm extra bitchy/passive aggressive and snap at anyone. I'll try not to, though.

Took some acetaminophen PM and I'm starting to feel kind of out of it. I'm pretty sure this is the second time I've taken any sort of sleep-aid pill in my life. Only other time being for one time I couldn't sleep the night before Christmas so I took a half a pill because I was a child and rationality swq.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on September 17, 2012, 12:20:14 PM
Does anyone know if it's possible to install mods for Steam on Mac?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on September 17, 2012, 12:21:08 PM
Does anyone know if it's possible to install mods for Steam on Mac?

Yes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 18, 2012, 10:14:52 AM
Holy shit, I have exceeded Raist in post count!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 23, 2012, 07:16:41 PM
Nephew had an extra Pokémon Black and I decided to start playing out of boredom yesterday. Ended up playing 9.5 hours straight.

Currently going at 9 right now. Looking like it's going to be 12+, if I don't sleep for a while. :D

I forgot how much I absolutely adore these games. The best part is that this is the only generation I'm out of the loop on, so this game'll pretty much get me up to speed on what Pokémon there are with the added bonus of all of them being a surprise. This will be a very enjoyable week. :)
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Post by: cmdshft on September 23, 2012, 07:20:37 PM
Nephew had an extra Pokémon Black and I decided to start playing out of boredom yesterday. Ended up playing 9.5 hours straight.

Currently going at 9 right now. Looking like it's going to be 12+, if I don't sleep for a while. :D

I forgot how much I absolutely adore these games. The best part is that this is the only generation I'm out of the loop on, so this game'll pretty much get me up to speed on what Pokémon there are with the added bonus of all of them being a surprise. This will be a very enjoyable week. :)

I stopped playing when they exceeded 251 and every Pokemon started looking the same with just as confusing names.
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Post by: Supertails on September 23, 2012, 07:24:35 PM
I stopped playing when they exceeded 251 and every Pokemon started looking the same with just as confusing names.

I don't really see this. Everyone complains about the new generations in one way or another, but I think most of it is "stuff from my childhood was the best!" nostalgia, or just the fact that by that point they'd grown out of it so the newer ones were just like "meh". Honestly, the new ones look great to me. There are some dumb ones, but every generation had some dumb ones. I'm frankly surprised that they've managed to keep them as diverse as they are with 500+.
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Post by: cmdshft on September 23, 2012, 07:43:28 PM
I stopped playing when they exceeded 251 and every Pokemon started looking the same with just as confusing names.

I don't really see this. Everyone complains about the new generations in one way or another, but I think most of it is "stuff from my childhood was the best!" nostalgia, or just the fact that by that point they'd grown out of it so the newer ones were just like "meh". Honestly, the new ones look great to me. There are some dumb ones, but every generation had some dumb ones. I'm frankly surprised that they've managed to keep them as diverse as they are with 500+.

While they are diverse, the problem I have with them is the lack of creativity. They all seem like robots by design, now. Legendary species no longer have that legendary feel that the ones in the first 251 sets had. A lot just seem to be regurgitated versions of older ones. The only diversity is probably with attack names and stats, but you can pretty much do that with modifiers anyway. I just don't see the point anymore except MAYBE some story.

I guess in short I appreciate the older generations more than the newer because I had time to be blissful about it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 23, 2012, 07:53:03 PM
While they are diverse, the problem I have with them is the lack of creativity. They all seem like robots by design, now. Legendary species no longer have that legendary feel that the ones in the first 251 sets had. A lot just seem to be regurgitated versions of older ones. The only diversity is probably with attack names and stats, but you can pretty much do that with modifiers anyway. I just don't see the point anymore except MAYBE some story.

I definitely agree with the legendary problem, though I think a lot of the way they screwed themselves over with that was how they had to keep making them more and more legendary. Mewtwo was a genetic experiment; Lugia and Ho-Oh were legendary birds; Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza were masters of water, land and sky; Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina control time, space and antimatter; then Arceus was (probably) creator of the entire universe. Where do you go from there?

So yeah, the legendaries have kind of gotten less awe-inspiring and more "well, this is the legendary, I should catch it". Personally, I think either Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald or Diamond/Pearl/Platinum were the last great legendaries, but even by D/P/P the sheen was a bit worn. R/S/E was personally the last series where I was all thrilled about the legendaries.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on September 23, 2012, 08:02:16 PM
While they are diverse, the problem I have with them is the lack of creativity. They all seem like robots by design, now. Legendary species no longer have that legendary feel that the ones in the first 251 sets had. A lot just seem to be regurgitated versions of older ones. The only diversity is probably with attack names and stats, but you can pretty much do that with modifiers anyway. I just don't see the point anymore except MAYBE some story.

I definitely agree with the legendary problem, though I think a lot of the way they screwed themselves over with that was how they had to keep making them more and more legendary. Mewtwo was a genetic experiment; Lugia and Ho-Oh were legendary birds; Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza were masters of water, land and sky; Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina control time, space and antimatter; then Arceus was (probably) creator of the entire universe. Where do you go from there?

So yeah, the legendaries have kind of gotten less awe-inspiring and more "well, this is the legendary, I should catch it". Personally, I think either Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald or Diamond/Pearl/Platinum were the last great legendaries, but even by D/P/P the sheen was a bit worn. R/S/E was personally the last series where I was all thrilled about the legendaries.

I agree, they are really biting off more than they can chew and ultimately, the legendary nature should only be topped by Mew. Mew was supposed to be the Legendary Pokemon. Making a new one that supposedly "created the universe" just seems over the top and ruins the creativity of the original in my opinion.

Either way, I just don't enjoy the new ones anymore. They just seem to be trying too hard anymore with a franchise that was once so special.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 23, 2012, 08:12:37 PM
I agree, they are really biting off more than they can chew and ultimately, the legendary nature should only be topped by Mew. Mew was supposed to be the Legendary Pokemon. Making a new one that supposedly "created the universe" just seems over the top and ruins the creativity of the original in my opinion.

Yeah, that sucks. Mew was always my favourite legendary, and I always thought it was supposed to be the original Pokémon. I wish they'd stuck to making legendaries that were legendary without trying to up the ante each time, since they eventually back themselves into this corner. Maybe even try going a different route for legendaries, you know? Instead of the usual "couple legendaries of x, y, and z elements", try doing something new. I don't know what, but that's because of how formulaic it is now. I'd want to be surprised. Hell, fusions or something even. One legendary that's a new or undefined element. Anything.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on September 23, 2012, 08:20:04 PM
I agree, they are really biting off more than they can chew and ultimately, the legendary nature should only be topped by Mew. Mew was supposed to be the Legendary Pokemon. Making a new one that supposedly "created the universe" just seems over the top and ruins the creativity of the original in my opinion.

Yeah, that sucks. Mew was always my favourite legendary, and I always thought it was supposed to be the original Pokémon. I wish they'd stuck to making legendaries that were legendary without trying to up the ante each time, since they eventually back themselves into this corner. Maybe even try going a different route for legendaries, you know? Instead of the usual "couple legendaries of x, y, and z elements", try doing something new. I don't know what, but that's because of how formulaic it is now. I'd want to be surprised. Hell, fusions or something even. One legendary that's a new or undefined element. Anything.

They wont be able to because now they've essentially ingrained this system of "one upping" the previous ideas into everyone's brains, coupled with the severe competitive nature of the genre, to create something of that nature would defeat the idea of being "the very best" that it promotes by creating these ultimate players.

On a side note, I really liked the original story of how Mewtwo was created by Team Rocket. To me, this was cool because while Mew was supposedly either extinct or simply MIA, having the DNA and modifying it to their needs was really cool. You wont see that level of development again in the series.

Also, the only other thing that bothers me is that these new pokemon are just now being "discovered." Realistically they should have already been known and therefore referenced to. They could have played it off as being "regionalized" to the Kanto/Johto regions and such, as you would have to justify the story to cover the hardware/software limitation at the time. That's just me though.
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Post by: Supertails on September 23, 2012, 08:55:36 PM
They wont be able to because now they've essentially ingrained this system of "one upping" the previous ideas into everyone's brains, coupled with the severe competitive nature of the genre, to create something of that nature would defeat the idea of being "the very best" that it promotes by creating these ultimate players.

On a side note, I really liked the original story of how Mewtwo was created by Team Rocket. To me, this was cool because while Mew was supposedly either extinct or simply MIA, having the DNA and modifying it to their needs was really cool. You wont see that level of development again in the series.

Possibly, but I'm pretty optimistic when it comes to Nintendo's games. Maybe they won't, but it's always possible that they will. I mean, they're going to run out of ways to one-up themselves. They pretty much already have with Black & White; I'm not even sure what the stories of these legendaries are, and I don't want to look it up because spoilers. So I guess when I'm done I'll see.


Also, the only other thing that bothers me is that these new pokemon are just now being "discovered." Realistically they should have already been known and therefore referenced to. They could have played it off as being "regionalized" to the Kanto/Johto regions and such, as you would have to justify the story to cover the hardware/software limitation at the time. That's just me though.

I thought it was regionalized? As far as I've known, all of the Pokémon in the newer regions are already known in the region, save for a few of the rarer ones.

Also, for what it's worth, the bad guys in Black & White are actually a lot better than Team Rocket and Team Galactic's generic "capture ALL the Pokémon!" I found myself agreeing with Team Plasma's leader at points, and for once it seems like an enemy that actually has good intentions for what he's doing, albeit misguided. Though the best part is that you could possibly argue he's not misguided and that he is right. He basically wants to free all the Pokémon from their trainers, since he sees it as a master/slave relationship when Pokémon should be able to be free.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 28, 2012, 09:39:24 PM
After having heart palpitations throughout the day I went to a walk-in clinic where they hooked me up to a neato EKG. We discovered that I have a potassium deficiency, hooray! Which explains why I sometimes get agonizing calf and foot cramps where my toes stick out in morbid directions while A&A squeezes my foot to help the pain. Perhaps this also explains the sudden onslaught of nausea after the mud run. They took blood to see just how low my levels are and gave me giant potassium and magnesium pills in the meantime. If they can fix my cramps, weakness, and fatigue all in one go then that would make me a very happy girl. Buut, they probably think I have an eating disorder (which I don't) since that's the main known cause.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 28, 2012, 09:42:26 PM
Sorry to hear about all that, rooster.  Sounds like you need to eat better.
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Post by: Nomad on September 28, 2012, 09:43:32 PM
Sounds like you need to eat.

FTFY

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Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 28, 2012, 09:45:07 PM
Sorry to hear about all that, rooster.  Sounds like you need to eat better.
But I actually eat really well. We mostly eat home cooked meals with protein and veggies, lots of salads too. Definitely not a lot of processed foods.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on September 28, 2012, 09:50:53 PM
Well it's good you got it figured out Roos Roos.  I'm always afraid when I'm not feeling right that if I go to the doc they'll think I'm just full of shit, so I just assume I'm fine.  Opposite of hypochondria i guess; hyperchondria?  Either way I could have avoided a lot of problems if I had my foot checked out before I finally did.  Oh well.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 28, 2012, 09:51:32 PM
I am not a doctor or anything like that, so take my advise with a grain of salt. 
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Post by: rooster on September 28, 2012, 09:56:38 PM
Well it's good you got it figured out Roos Roos.  I'm always afraid when I'm not feeling right that if I go to the doc they'll think I'm just full of shit, so I just assume I'm fine.  Opposite of hypochondria i guess; hyperchondria?  Either way I could have avoided a lot of problems if I had my foot checked out before I finally did.  Oh well.
I do the same thing. I debated whether I was just overreacting for the longest time but the palpitations eventually got too annoying and uncomfortable. I'm still experiencing them, quite worrying really. I hope I dun have a heart attack.  :(
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Post by: Son of Orospu on September 28, 2012, 10:00:35 PM
Well it's good you got it figured out Roos Roos.  I'm always afraid when I'm not feeling right that if I go to the doc they'll think I'm just full of shit, so I just assume I'm fine.  Opposite of hypochondria i guess; hyperchondria?  Either way I could have avoided a lot of problems if I had my foot checked out before I finally did.  Oh well.
I do the same thing. I debated whether I was just overreacting for the longest time but the palpitations eventually got too annoying and uncomfortable. I'm still experiencing them, quite worrying really. I hope I dun have a heart attack.  :(

Palpitations are common.  I think I read that half of the population gets them.  I get them and it used to scare me.  I get them less when I stay away from caffeine and when I do not drink too much alcohol.
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Post by: rooster on September 28, 2012, 10:07:43 PM
Well it's good you got it figured out Roos Roos.  I'm always afraid when I'm not feeling right that if I go to the doc they'll think I'm just full of shit, so I just assume I'm fine.  Opposite of hypochondria i guess; hyperchondria?  Either way I could have avoided a lot of problems if I had my foot checked out before I finally did.  Oh well.
I do the same thing. I debated whether I was just overreacting for the longest time but the palpitations eventually got too annoying and uncomfortable. I'm still experiencing them, quite worrying really. I hope I dun have a heart attack.  :(

Palpitations are common.  I think I read that half of the population gets them.  I get them and it used to scare me.  I get them less when I stay away from caffeine and when I do not drink too much alcohol.
Sure, this morning I thought it was just my coffee but my heart has been beating hard all day. It's very uncomfortable, plus the EKG was actually abnormal due to low potassium. In severe cases it can lead to cardiac arrest, I just don't know how severe it is for me yet. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 28, 2012, 10:12:33 PM
Do you get panic attacks too?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 29, 2012, 01:19:43 AM
You should go to the doctor, Roos. I usually overreact in the same way you guys do, but it's best to be wrong and be told you're fine than have something wrong and not find out.

I went to my first rave today. My feelings are mixed. On one hand, the music and energy were awesome. On the other hand, there were skimpily-dressed dancers on stage, people grinding in the audience as it got late...and some guy grabbed my butt and then hit on me. Seeing as I am not a social person and incredibly socially awkward, this is just about the worst situation I could have possibly been put in. Through the jumbled, stuttery mess I call "talking" he eventually got the message and thankfully left without a fight.

Also, all the drunk people. I don't like being around drunk people. I was one of the few sober people there.

But yeah, other than those bits it could've been awesome. :( Everything was horribly awkward and uncomfortable once people started grinding, so I probably wouldn't stay five hours if I went again. It all felt a bit too sleazy for me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 29, 2012, 01:29:08 AM
Hope you're ok roos roos
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Post by: Thork on September 29, 2012, 01:50:47 AM
After having heart palpitations throughout the day
You need to stop looking through my facebook photos.

I went to a walk-in clinic where they hooked me up to a neato EKG.
Oh, is this another transatlantic thing for me to learn? What does EKG stand for? In the UK we get an ECG which stands for Electrocardiogram.

We discovered that I have a potassium deficiency, hooray! Which explains why I sometimes get agonizing calf and foot cramps where my toes stick out in morbid directions while A&A squeezes my foot to help the pain.
Eat a banana every day whether you like them or not. Job done.

Palpitations are common.  I think I read that half of the population gets them.  I get them and it used to scare me.  I get them less when I stay away from caffeine and when I do not drink too much alcohol.
Lay off the caffeine and keep your salt sensible. Also make sure you are well hydrated.

And don't die. :-\
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Post by: Thork on September 29, 2012, 01:51:49 AM
I went to my first rave today. My feelings are mixed. On one hand, the music and energy were awesome. On the other hand, there were skimpily-dressed dancers on stage, people grinding in the audience as it got late...and some guy grabbed my butt and then hit on me. Seeing as I am not a social person and incredibly socially awkward, this is just about the worst situation I could have possibly been put in. Through the jumbled, stuttery mess I call "talking" he eventually got the message and thankfully left without a fight.

Also, all the drunk people. I don't like being around drunk people. I was one of the few sober people there.

But yeah, other than those bits it could've been awesome. :( Everything was horribly awkward and uncomfortable once people started grinding, so I probably wouldn't stay five hours if I went again. It all felt a bit too sleazy for me.
This however, deserves a thread of its own. One moment please ...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 29, 2012, 01:58:28 AM
I went to a walk-in clinic where they hooked me up to a neato EKG.
Oh, is this another transatlantic thing for me to learn? What does EKG stand for? In the UK we get an ECG which stands for Electrocardiogram.

EKG stands for Elektrokardiogramm. Not even kidding.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 29, 2012, 02:00:28 AM
Its EKG over here
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 29, 2012, 02:12:06 AM
I went to a walk-in clinic where they hooked me up to a neato EKG.
Oh, is this another transatlantic thing for me to learn? What does EKG stand for? In the UK we get an ECG which stands for Electrocardiogram.

EKG stands for Elektrokardiogramm. Not even kidding.
What's with the 'k' abuse? There is no 'k' in the word Electric, no k in cardio pertaining to heart such as cardiovascular and cardiac arrest. And then a redundant 'm' at the end. This is just abuse of English for the sake of it, surely?

In fact it sounds German.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 29, 2012, 02:18:00 AM
I went to a walk-in clinic where they hooked me up to a neato EKG.
Oh, is this another transatlantic thing for me to learn? What does EKG stand for? In the UK we get an ECG which stands for Electrocardiogram.

EKG stands for Elektrokardiogramm. Not even kidding.
What's with the 'k' abuse? There is no 'k' in the word Electric, no k in cardio pertaining to heart such as cardiovascular and cardiac arrest. And then a redundant 'm' at the end. This is just abuse of English for the sake of it, surely?

It's German, actually. I have no idea why we're using the German spelling.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 29, 2012, 02:24:02 AM
Oh, beat me to it. Yes, German. You've done that just to be awkward, haven't you. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 29, 2012, 09:28:00 AM
After having heart palpitations throughout the day
You need to stop looking through my facebook photos.

I went to a walk-in clinic where they hooked me up to a neato EKG.
Oh, is this another transatlantic thing for me to learn? What does EKG stand for? In the UK we get an ECG which stands for Electrocardiogram.

We discovered that I have a potassium deficiency, hooray! Which explains why I sometimes get agonizing calf and foot cramps where my toes stick out in morbid directions while A&A squeezes my foot to help the pain.
Eat a banana every day whether you like them or not. Job done.

Palpitations are common.  I think I read that half of the population gets them.  I get them and it used to scare me.  I get them less when I stay away from caffeine and when I do not drink too much alcohol.
Lay off the caffeine and keep your salt sensible. Also make sure you are well hydrated.

And don't die. :-\
I eat a banana everyday. Reading about it online, I found out that the deficiency doesn't come from a diet. I don't eat a lot of salt either unless I'm having some poopy cheap Asian noodle thing. I do have a cup of coffee every morning for the past 3 years... I'm sure it's not that bit of caffiene. My deficiency may just finally be catching up to me due to the prolonged exercise and constant stress of school and work. My heart is still pounding today. My grandfather and great grandfather both died of heartattacks and I started wondering if maybe deficiencies could run in the family and if maybe that's what caused their heart problems. I know my grandfather wasn't fat or that old when he died.

I agree that raves are sleazy, Supes.
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Post by: Supertails on September 29, 2012, 02:27:56 PM
I agree that raves are sleazy, Supes.

but ur sposed 2 sex up evry1 in site end do all da ppl ur yung u shald b random sexing
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on September 29, 2012, 02:32:35 PM
And don't die. :-\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 30, 2012, 06:00:08 AM
You will die if you eat some poopy cheap Asian noodle thing.

Hello MSG by the boat loads.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 01, 2012, 11:44:16 PM
The internet went out for a bit and I started to clean up my room, was about to just go through and completely clean it up for the first time in a while.

Then I fixed the internet.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 01, 2012, 11:55:07 PM
Internet is moar important than cleaning your room.

It is my birthday but the Glorious Leader did not give me a birthday lie in :( she didn't even make me breakfast in bed *sigh*
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Post by: Supertails on October 02, 2012, 12:08:50 AM
Aww, happy birthday Gayer! I hope you have an awesome birthday that's filled with awesomeness and non-dead dictators and not having to clean up after a child and lots of beds and breakfast and food and chocolate and Cock and counting and numbers and stuff you like in general. :D
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Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2012, 12:17:42 AM
That sounds like a good birthday. I hope its like that today.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on October 02, 2012, 12:48:08 AM
Internet is moar important than cleaning your room.

It is my birthday but the Glorious Leader did not give me a birthday lie in :( she didn't even make me breakfast in bed *sigh*

I don't think you quite understand who is a servant to whom.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2012, 12:52:29 AM
Internet is moar important than cleaning your room.

It is my birthday but the Glorious Leader did not give me a birthday lie in :( she didn't even make me breakfast in bed *sigh*

I don't think you quite understand who is a servant to whom.

No :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on October 02, 2012, 02:00:15 AM
It is my birthday but the Glorious Leader did not give me a birthday lie in :( she didn't even make me breakfast in bed *sigh*

Happy birthday!!   :)
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Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 02, 2012, 06:50:13 AM
Happy birthday, Gayer!
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 02, 2012, 09:31:06 AM
Gayer's daughter is cute and cuddly.
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Post by: Thork on October 02, 2012, 09:52:13 AM
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Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 02, 2012, 09:56:07 AM
Will you make up your mind on what you're gonna post? >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 02, 2012, 10:02:42 AM
I wanted to find a good one. >o<

Its going that little bit further that makes people feel special, you a*sehole. >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 02, 2012, 10:11:00 AM
Don't you d*re call me an a*s*h*l*. >:*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 02, 2012, 10:22:58 AM
I feel special thanks to Thork

Spent my birthday at soft play with the Glorious Leader. Well I used her as my excuse to go play in the giant playground.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on October 03, 2012, 07:12:31 PM
I think I'm going to like the new store I'm working at better than the old one.  They're sort of in-between management at the moment since the last general manager got fired, but once the smoke clears I think it'll be better organized.  And chances are I'll end up basically having my old position in the not too distant future.  I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel and don't have to gas myself in my car anymore.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on October 08, 2012, 09:17:55 PM
We were coming through the front gate of the apartment complex and there's this old man with both legs amputated that lives here who wheeled up to the gate at the same time, and he motioned for us to go ahead and as we drove off he shook his wheelchair screamed "Ow, my foot!"

Took me a second.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 11, 2012, 08:06:26 AM
It's been a week since I smoked a cigarette.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Moon squirter on October 11, 2012, 08:39:57 AM
It's been a week since I smoked a cigarette.
Congratulations.  Is this long term? 
Yes I know that sounds like a stupid question, but are you really, truely, absolutely done with the cancer sticks now?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 11, 2012, 08:46:24 AM
It's been a week since I smoked a cigarette.
Congratulations.  Is this long term? 
Yes I know that sounds like a stupid question, but are you really, truely, absolutely done with the cancer sticks now?

Until next time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 11, 2012, 01:52:53 PM
It's been a week since I smoked a cigarette.
Congrats Roundy. Did you quit cold turkey or use gimmicks? I need to quit soon.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 11, 2012, 02:27:24 PM
It's been a week since I smoked a cigarette.
Congrats Roundy. Did you quit cold turkey or use gimmicks? I need to quit soon.
I gave up about 4 or 5 times before I quit for good. Nicotine gum is useless. I just got hooked on that and still wanted a cigarette all the time. I found chewing regular gum worked best for me. I ended up with a jaw like a breeze block, but I've not smoked in almost 2 years.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 11, 2012, 06:51:50 PM
It's been a week since I smoked a cigarette.
Congrats Roundy. Did you quit cold turkey or use gimmicks? I need to quit soon.
I gave up about 4 or 5 times before I quit for good. Nicotine gum is useless. I just got hooked on that and still wanted a cigarette all the time. I found chewing regular gum worked best for me. I ended up with a jaw like a breeze block, but I've not smoked in almost 2 years.

Actually, I'm using the nicotine gum.  This isn't the first time I've tried to quit, and the last time I had great success with the gum.  I managed to ween myself off it and for a period of months (can't remember exactly how long) I didn't smoke or chew anything.  It took a majorly stressful situation (I lost my job after nearly a decade) for me to go back to it.

The situation has changed since then.  I recently went through pneumonia that I was having a really tough time kicking.  I also had pneumonia last year.  I felt like my body was seriously trying to tell me something.  This last time I just wasn't getting over the cough... then I stopped smoking, and within two days it was gone.

This wasn't an "I'm quitting because of future health risks" situation.  It was an "I'm quitting because I think these things are killing me now" kind of thing, and I feel like that gives me extra incentive to be super-serious about it. 

And I just don't have the willpower to do it cold turkey.  I know enough about myself to understand that.  I figure that with the gum at least I'm cutting out the damage it was doing to my lungs, which right now is what I'm particularly concerned about.

But God... I want a cigarette.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 11, 2012, 08:46:04 PM
That's awesome! You can do it, Roundy. My dad really needs to stop smoking, maybe I'll try getting him to try the nicotine gum because he's tried quitting a bunch of times as well.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on October 11, 2012, 08:51:28 PM
My dad started chewing to quit smoking and then he just end up doing both.  He keeps quitting smoking, but he won't kick the chew.  Which is probably even more disgusting than smoking.

But you can't really make anyone kick habits like that.  They have to do it themselves, for themselves.  Sad truth.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on October 11, 2012, 09:21:49 PM
Dethalbum III is out. It is amazing, as I and II before it were.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on October 11, 2012, 10:09:08 PM
First one was boring.  Never bothered with the others.  That show was disappointing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 12, 2012, 04:38:01 AM
I bought an e-cigarette kit to use to ween myself off regular cigarettes.  Basically, it is about the same size and shape as a real cigarette, and when you take a drag from it, you are inhaling mostly water vapor.  It has nicotine and feels very similar to smoke, but does not really taste the same.  I still smoke cigarettes, but I am smoking fewer real cigarettes every day.  This (http://www.blucigs.com/starter-kits) is the kit I bought, but I got the white version which looks more like a real cigarette.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on October 12, 2012, 06:28:07 AM
First one was boring.  Never bothered with the others.  That show was disappointing.

To each their own, I suppose.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 12, 2012, 06:57:33 AM
I bought an e-cigarette kit to use to ween myself off regular cigarettes.  Basically, it is about the same size and shape as a real cigarette, and when you take a drag from it, you are inhaling mostly water vapor.  It has nicotine and feels very similar to smoke, but does not really taste the same.  I still smoke cigarettes, but I am smoking fewer real cigarettes every day.  This (http://www.blucigs.com/starter-kits) is the kit I bought, but I got the white version which looks more like a real cigarette.
A couple of people smoke those in A&A's office, which seems so weird to me. If they have nicotine, why still smoke cigarettes? Is it purely a taste thing?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 12, 2012, 07:00:16 AM
I've been thinking of trying those. Someone I know has used them to cut down to about 2 real cigarettes a day.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 12, 2012, 07:38:49 AM
If they have nicotine, why still smoke cigarettes? Is it purely a taste thing?

I think it is a psychological thing.  E-cigarettes are close to real cigarettes, but not exactly the same.  I am hoping to eventually completely quit. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 12, 2012, 12:03:13 PM
Tomorrow, A&A and I are going to Gatlinburg with my mum for a week. Hooray for vacations in the mountains!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 12, 2012, 02:15:59 PM
Your "mum"?  Really?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 12, 2012, 02:33:36 PM
A&A is having his cake and eating it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 12, 2012, 03:13:05 PM
Your "mum"?  Really?
Are you questioning the spelling or that we're vacationing with her?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 12, 2012, 07:52:20 PM
The spelling.  Please don't tell me that you're deliberately using British spellings and phrases to try and distance yourself from this country.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 12, 2012, 08:51:53 PM
The spelling.  Please don't tell me that you're deliberately using British spellings and phrases to try and distance yourself from this country.
No, I call her all types of things. Mum, mumsie, momma, mommikins, Cheryl... whatever fits the mood.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on October 12, 2012, 09:25:32 PM
Upgraded the RAM on the MacBook Pro today from 4GB DDR3 1600Mhz (2x 2GB modules) to 16GB DDR3 1600Mhz (2x 8GB modules). Serious turbo boost in performance.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on October 12, 2012, 09:48:39 PM
Now you just need a blower for the hood and a spoiler and airbrushed flames
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Moon squirter on October 13, 2012, 05:06:40 AM
This is a noobish question:  Did Rooster and A&A meet on the FES boards or were they already an item?  I'm a hopeless romantic, BTW.   I cannot be bothered to lurk moar either.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 13, 2012, 05:11:15 AM
This is a noobish question:  Did Rooster and A&A meet on the FES boards or were they already an item?  I'm a hopeless romantic, BTW.   I cannot be bothered to lurk moar either.

Lurk moar.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on October 13, 2012, 05:37:47 AM
It's been a week since I smoked a cigarette.
Congrats Roundy. Did you quit cold turkey or use gimmicks? I need to quit soon.
I gave up about 4 or 5 times before I quit for good. Nicotine gum is useless. I just got hooked on that and still wanted a cigarette all the time. I found chewing regular gum worked best for me. I ended up with a jaw like a breeze block, but I've not smoked in almost 2 years.

and the last time I had great success with the gum. 

If it was such a great success you shouldn't have to quit again.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 13, 2012, 07:08:50 AM
This is a noobish question:  Did Rooster and A&A meet on the FES boards or were they already an item?  I'm a hopeless romantic, BTW.   I cannot be bothered to lurk moar either.
We were already an item. :3
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 13, 2012, 09:54:08 AM
It's been a week since I smoked a cigarette.
Congrats Roundy. Did you quit cold turkey or use gimmicks? I need to quit soon.
I gave up about 4 or 5 times before I quit for good. Nicotine gum is useless. I just got hooked on that and still wanted a cigarette all the time. I found chewing regular gum worked best for me. I ended up with a jaw like a breeze block, but I've not smoked in almost 2 years.

and the last time I had great success with the gum. 

If it was such a great success you shouldn't have to quit again.

Hey, fuck you, I qualified that with the rest of the post, you asshole.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on October 13, 2012, 10:00:02 AM
It's been a week since I smoked a cigarette.
Congrats Roundy. Did you quit cold turkey or use gimmicks? I need to quit soon.
I gave up about 4 or 5 times before I quit for good. Nicotine gum is useless. I just got hooked on that and still wanted a cigarette all the time. I found chewing regular gum worked best for me. I ended up with a jaw like a breeze block, but I've not smoked in almost 2 years.

and the last time I had great success with the gum. 

If it was such a great success you shouldn't have to quit again.

Hey, fuck you, I qualified that with the rest of the post, you asshole.

No need to get offensive...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 19, 2012, 12:57:13 PM
My dad ordered me an iPod Touch 5th generation out of nowhere. He is amazing. <3
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 19, 2012, 02:57:25 PM
Don't jailbreak it!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 19, 2012, 03:13:27 PM
I won't. :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 21, 2012, 02:46:48 AM
Nephew got Sonic Adventure 2 on the Playstation Store. I've been playing it for about 12 hours now.

Excuse me, Sega seems to have gotten a bit of a Sonic game in my Chao-raising. These things are so adorable, I can't help but smile all proud and feel so "awwwwwwww!" when I whistle and my most snuggly chao gets excited and rushes over to me all gleefully. why cant these things be real i want to raise one in real life

EDIT: You know, when I played this when I was younger it was so much different. I still found them adorable, but when I'm playing now I've got like this motherly attachment to each chao. It makes it even more cute, but at the same time I'm feeling bad if I don't think I'm giving some enough attention, I'm scared to have too many because otherwise I'll be flitting about between them trying to give them all love. I'll feel horrible thinking one went its whole life without getting any attention. :-[ And oh god i know im going to cry when any die, especially if they dont love me enough to be reborn as a new baby chao

yes im weird i know
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 21, 2012, 06:57:05 AM
Nephew got Sonic Adventure 2 on the Playstation Store. I've been playing it for about 12 hours now.

Excuse me, Sega seems to have gotten a bit of a Sonic game in my Chao-raising. These things are so adorable, I can't help but smile all proud and feel so "awwwwwwww!" when I whistle and my most snuggly chao gets excited and rushes over to me all gleefully. why cant these things be real i want to raise one in real life

EDIT: You know, when I played this when I was younger it was so much different. I still found them adorable, but when I'm playing now I've got like this motherly attachment to each chao. It makes it even more cute, but at the same time I'm feeling bad if I don't think I'm giving some enough attention, I'm scared to have too many because otherwise I'll be flitting about between them trying to give them all love. I'll feel horrible thinking one went its whole life without getting any attention. :-[ And oh god i know im going to cry when any die, especially if they dont love me enough to be reborn as a new baby chao

yes im weird i know
ffs. Supertails, go to the doctor. You need some testosterone treatment.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 21, 2012, 09:23:17 AM
ok thx u throk ur so heplful i did not sea taht cumibg at al
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on October 21, 2012, 09:27:14 AM
Thork has a crush on Supertails.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 21, 2012, 08:42:22 PM
Gatlinburg was fun. The highlight was going to Clingmans Dome and then hiking ~10 miles along the Appalachian Trail which took about 6 hours. I even had to poop in the woods. I wouldn't mind hiking more in the future and sleeping in the "shelters" along the trail. Some pictures to come eventually.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on October 21, 2012, 09:20:13 PM
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A3foraJCAAEAoMm.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on October 21, 2012, 09:49:26 PM
I believe it's pronounced "Few-King"
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 28, 2012, 03:38:24 PM
poasting from my new iPod touch 5

I love my dad and he is amazing and my god this is faster and I love the screen and all the space omgad dhskysmsbdkudmn
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 28, 2012, 03:42:30 PM
inb4 "I jail broke my iPod touch 5 and now its broken :'(".
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 28, 2012, 04:02:48 PM
That won't happen at least for another week.

Besides, I can't brick it now since it has a working home button. >:]

Also, browsing the FES with this bigger screen is amazing. <3
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 01, 2012, 07:26:06 PM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 01, 2012, 07:35:46 PM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Does that mean you have a bad pair of trauma shears? Because I do not like the sound of that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 01, 2012, 08:23:07 PM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Does that mean you have a bad pair of trauma shears? Because I do not like the sound of that.

Not exactly. It was just better than the more common trauma shears, which still get the job done. I also carry a knife specially made for cutting clothing off for trauma assessments as well, just in case.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 01, 2012, 11:35:35 PM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Does that mean you have a bad pair of trauma shears? Because I do not like the sound of that.

Not exactly. It was just better than the more common trauma shears, which still get the job done. I also carry a knife specially made for cutting clothing off for trauma assessments as well, just in case.
I remember being conscious when my clothes were cut off after a bad car wreck. I was 12. That was an awkward experience.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 02, 2012, 01:00:40 PM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Does that mean you have a bad pair of trauma shears? Because I do not like the sound of that.

Not exactly. It was just better than the more common trauma shears, which still get the job done. I also carry a knife specially made for cutting clothing off for trauma assessments as well, just in case.
I remember being conscious when my clothes were cut off after a bad car wreck. I was 12. That was an awkward experience.

Most patients are often conscious when becoming trauma naked. As perverted as it may seem, it is a necessity to perform a proper trauma assessment to make sure all injuries (if any) are found and treated (if treatable).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 02, 2012, 01:02:19 PM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Does that mean you have a bad pair of trauma shears? Because I do not like the sound of that.

Not exactly. It was just better than the more common trauma shears, which still get the job done. I also carry a knife specially made for cutting clothing off for trauma assessments as well, just in case.
I remember being conscious when my clothes were cut off after a bad car wreck. I was 12. That was an awkward experience.

Most patients are often conscious when becoming trauma naked. As perverted as it may seem, it is a necessity to perform a proper trauma assessment to make sure all injuries (if any) are found and treated (if treatable).
Do you ever slap the breasts?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 02, 2012, 05:25:08 PM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Does that mean you have a bad pair of trauma shears? Because I do not like the sound of that.

Not exactly. It was just better than the more common trauma shears, which still get the job done. I also carry a knife specially made for cutting clothing off for trauma assessments as well, just in case.
I remember being conscious when my clothes were cut off after a bad car wreck. I was 12. That was an awkward experience.

Most patients are often conscious when becoming trauma naked. As perverted as it may seem, it is a necessity to perform a proper trauma assessment to make sure all injuries (if any) are found and treated (if treatable).
Well I was going in and out of consciousness, but I do remember that. I remember the horribly painful neck brace and puking a lot too. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 02, 2012, 06:28:08 PM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Does that mean you have a bad pair of trauma shears? Because I do not like the sound of that.

Not exactly. It was just better than the more common trauma shears, which still get the job done. I also carry a knife specially made for cutting clothing off for trauma assessments as well, just in case.
I remember being conscious when my clothes were cut off after a bad car wreck. I was 12. That was an awkward experience.

Most patients are often conscious when becoming trauma naked. As perverted as it may seem, it is a necessity to perform a proper trauma assessment to make sure all injuries (if any) are found and treated (if treatable).
Well I was going in and out of consciousness, but I do remember that. I remember the horribly painful neck brace and puking a lot too. :(

Yeah, vomiting is attributed with loss of consciousness in most cases. You probably received an IV too, right?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 02, 2012, 06:30:03 PM
Also, 1970's "Odds and Evens" rules are now in effect for gas stations throughout NJ while we're under a state of emergency. Hoping to see the insanity lessen from this.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on November 02, 2012, 08:24:12 PM
Also, 1970's "Odds and Evens" rules are now in effect for gas stations throughout NJ while we're under a state of emergency. Hoping to see the insanity lessen from this.

Would you mind elaborating on what these rules mean for those of us not familiar with your local custom of four decades ago?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 02, 2012, 08:28:09 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odd-even_rationing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odd-even_rationing)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 02, 2012, 10:29:41 PM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Does that mean you have a bad pair of trauma shears? Because I do not like the sound of that.

Not exactly. It was just better than the more common trauma shears, which still get the job done. I also carry a knife specially made for cutting clothing off for trauma assessments as well, just in case.
I remember being conscious when my clothes were cut off after a bad car wreck. I was 12. That was an awkward experience.

Most patients are often conscious when becoming trauma naked. As perverted as it may seem, it is a necessity to perform a proper trauma assessment to make sure all injuries (if any) are found and treated (if treatable).
Well I was going in and out of consciousness, but I do remember that. I remember the horribly painful neck brace and puking a lot too. :(

Yeah, vomiting is attributed with loss of consciousness in most cases. You probably received an IV too, right?
I don't remember the IV, that likely would have been too subtle for me to notice during the time.
In this car wreck I flew out the back window and remember waking up when still lying in the street. I had a cut liver, spleen, and a punctured lung. A broken collar bone too, but the doctors gave me that one later.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 03, 2012, 05:00:52 AM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Does that mean you have a bad pair of trauma shears? Because I do not like the sound of that.

Not exactly. It was just better than the more common trauma shears, which still get the job done. I also carry a knife specially made for cutting clothing off for trauma assessments as well, just in case.
I remember being conscious when my clothes were cut off after a bad car wreck. I was 12. That was an awkward experience.

Most patients are often conscious when becoming trauma naked. As perverted as it may seem, it is a necessity to perform a proper trauma assessment to make sure all injuries (if any) are found and treated (if treatable).
Well I was going in and out of consciousness, but I do remember that. I remember the horribly painful neck brace and puking a lot too. :(

Yeah, vomiting is attributed with loss of consciousness in most cases. You probably received an IV too, right?
I don't remember the IV, that likely would have been too subtle for me to notice during the time.
In this car wreck I flew out the back window and remember waking up when still lying in the street. I had a cut liver, spleen, and a punctured lung. A broken collar bone too, but the doctors gave me that one later.

I'm happy that you're still around after all that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 03, 2012, 07:37:49 PM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Does that mean you have a bad pair of trauma shears? Because I do not like the sound of that.

Not exactly. It was just better than the more common trauma shears, which still get the job done. I also carry a knife specially made for cutting clothing off for trauma assessments as well, just in case.
I remember being conscious when my clothes were cut off after a bad car wreck. I was 12. That was an awkward experience.

Most patients are often conscious when becoming trauma naked. As perverted as it may seem, it is a necessity to perform a proper trauma assessment to make sure all injuries (if any) are found and treated (if treatable).
Well I was going in and out of consciousness, but I do remember that. I remember the horribly painful neck brace and puking a lot too. :(

Yeah, vomiting is attributed with loss of consciousness in most cases. You probably received an IV too, right?
I don't remember the IV, that likely would have been too subtle for me to notice during the time.
In this car wreck I flew out the back window and remember waking up when still lying in the street. I had a cut liver, spleen, and a punctured lung. A broken collar bone too, but the doctors gave me that one later.

Would have been an incredibly boring BLS job. ALS would have had more fun with you on that one.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 03, 2012, 07:38:37 PM
Watched a house literally fucking explode. EXPLODE. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on November 03, 2012, 07:40:20 PM
What caused the explosion?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 03, 2012, 07:41:11 PM
What caused the explosion?

Not sure, I was too busy tending to the bodies that the firefighters were bringing out to us.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on November 03, 2012, 07:42:47 PM
I'm guessing that the house was already on fire or something, if you were already on the scene.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 03, 2012, 07:59:37 PM
I'm guessing that the house was already on fire or something, if you were already on the scene.

No, I saw it blow up from a few blocks away. We got on the line with dispatch and we set up EMS command on scene, FD and PD were dispatched quickly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 03, 2012, 08:44:51 PM
Lost my good pair of trauma shears on a double shooting/homicide scene tonight. :(
Does that mean you have a bad pair of trauma shears? Because I do not like the sound of that.

Not exactly. It was just better than the more common trauma shears, which still get the job done. I also carry a knife specially made for cutting clothing off for trauma assessments as well, just in case.
I remember being conscious when my clothes were cut off after a bad car wreck. I was 12. That was an awkward experience.

Most patients are often conscious when becoming trauma naked. As perverted as it may seem, it is a necessity to perform a proper trauma assessment to make sure all injuries (if any) are found and treated (if treatable).
Well I was going in and out of consciousness, but I do remember that. I remember the horribly painful neck brace and puking a lot too. :(

Yeah, vomiting is attributed with loss of consciousness in most cases. You probably received an IV too, right?
I don't remember the IV, that likely would have been too subtle for me to notice during the time.
In this car wreck I flew out the back window and remember waking up when still lying in the street. I had a cut liver, spleen, and a punctured lung. A broken collar bone too, but the doctors gave me that one later.

Would have been an incredibly boring BLS job. ALS would have had more fun with you on that one.
I have no idea what you are saying.

Exploding houses are cool. Was anyone inside during the time?
You should tell us things more often, your job is incredibly exciting.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on November 03, 2012, 10:08:47 PM
You should tell us things more often, your job is incredibly exciting.


And even when it isn't, he makes it exciting, by doing balla donuts.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on November 03, 2012, 10:32:42 PM
Exploding houses are cool. Was anyone inside during the time?

If firefighters were bringing bodies out, then I'm guessing the answer is "yes".
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 03, 2012, 11:03:17 PM
Exploding houses are cool. Was anyone inside during the time?

If firefighters were bringing bodies out, then I'm guessing the answer is "yes".
Right...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 07, 2012, 08:17:46 PM
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/544712_10151071365536442_343499495_n.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 07, 2012, 08:22:01 PM
EMT2: Your Life is Still In His Hands
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 08, 2012, 03:40:38 PM
I have now legally purchased, in one way or another, every song that has ever been made available for purchase by each of Adam Young's projects. I own all four CDs by Owl City, two EPs (one in CD form, the other only released digitally), and all one-off tracks for either movies or bonus tracks from iTunes; I own the Sky Sailing CD; and I own both Port Blue albums that were released only digitally (sadly). On top of that I have everything unreleased from each of those projects, as well as music from his other projects that had a single album or EP that went unreleased but floats around the internet.

Finally actually purchasing the single "To the Sky" from the soundtrack of an unimportant animated film from a couple years back puts me at legally owning them all. Nobody can ever say I don't support artists I really appreciate. :]
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 08, 2012, 03:45:18 PM
You're never gonna get through your list.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 08, 2012, 03:45:41 PM
I had to Google 'Adam Young'.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 08, 2012, 04:17:55 PM
You're never gonna get through your list.
One day, SCG. :'( That's it, next week I'm sitting down and getting through a bunch of albums.

That said, I'll never get through the list, since stuff's always being added (that's how I like it), but I can at least catch up to recommendations.


I had to Google 'Adam Young'.
I never said he was well-known...nor do I care. An artist's popularity makes about zero difference to me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 09, 2012, 06:44:23 AM
I have now legally purchased, in one way or another, every song that has ever been made available for purchase by each of Adam Young's projects. I own all four CDs by Owl City, two EPs (one in CD form, the other only released digitally), and all one-off tracks for either movies or bonus tracks from iTunes; I own the Sky Sailing CD; and I own both Port Blue albums that were released only digitally (sadly). On top of that I have everything unreleased from each of those projects, as well as music from his other projects that had a single album or EP that went unreleased but floats around the internet.

Finally actually purchasing the single "To the Sky" from the soundtrack of an unimportant animated film from a couple years back puts me at legally owning them all. Nobody can ever say I don't support artists I really appreciate. :]

I'm happy you support the SOPA movement.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 09, 2012, 10:37:17 AM
wat
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 09, 2012, 01:35:52 PM
Hey there, sweet thing...

(http://i48.tinypic.com/fl8t45.jpg)

(http://i48.tinypic.com/1zqsy6v.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on November 09, 2012, 01:39:46 PM
Hey there, sweet thing...

http://i48.tinypic.com/fl8t45.jpg (http://i48.tinypic.com/fl8t45.jpg)

http://i48.tinypic.com/1zqsy6v.jpg (http://i48.tinypic.com/1zqsy6v.jpg)

So, did you buy a second iPhone to take pictures of your other iPhone laying on your iMac? You're worse than Thork.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 09, 2012, 03:57:45 PM
I just want to know what's up with all the ridiculous filters on all his pictures. This isn't Instagram, there's no need to try and take the most generic tween pictures you can.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 09, 2012, 05:35:33 PM
I just want to know what's up with all the ridiculous filters on all his pictures. This isn't Instagram, there's no need to try and take the most generic tween pictures you can.

It's my house, I will do as I want.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 09, 2012, 07:09:54 PM
When did I say otherwise?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on November 09, 2012, 08:00:31 PM
I just want to know what's up with all the ridiculous filters on all his pictures. This isn't Instagram, there's no need to try and take the most generic tween pictures you can.

It's my house, I will do as I want.

That's all well and good, but please don't subject the rest of us to it. I haven't ignored your posts yet for the hilarity factor, but even that's getting old.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 10, 2012, 09:40:06 AM
And I just don't have the willpower to do it cold turkey.  I know enough about myself to understand that.  I figure that with the gum at least I'm cutting out the damage it was doing to my lungs, which right now is what I'm particularly concerned about.

But God... I want a cigarette.  :(
I remember when I was a young lad, my father caught me smoking a cigarette. As punishment he made me smoke the entire pack. I wish he'd caught me fucking that girl-guide. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 10, 2012, 09:52:18 AM
And I just don't have the willpower to do it cold turkey.  I know enough about myself to understand that.  I figure that with the gum at least I'm cutting out the damage it was doing to my lungs, which right now is what I'm particularly concerned about.

But God... I want a cigarette.  :(
I remember when I was a young lad, my father caught me smoking a cigarette. As punishment he made me smoke the entire pack. I wish he'd caught me fucking that girl-guide. :(

Your father is clearly a moron.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2012, 04:53:53 AM
BOINK!

I turned around to see a smear on my window. Has some little git thrown an apple at it? As I got nearer I saw a tiny feather in the smear. Looked like a bird had flown into the window. I looked below the window but saw nothing. Re-examining the smear it 'smeared' to the left quite a bit. Sure enough about 5 yards to the left of my window a juvenile starling lay motionless.

I went to the kitchen to get a dustpan and brush but when I got to the spot, the bird was gone. Like 20 secs later. I happened to notice feathers falling from a nearby apple tree in the garden. Something had stolen my dead starling. Turns out it is one of those red kites. Its still busy ripping into that little dead bird as I type.

So, whilst I felt a bit bad that a young bird died slamming into my window, it made dinner for something else so it wasn't wasted.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 13, 2012, 06:47:27 AM
Damn, I overestimated how much running/jogging I could handle, got in just barely over half of what I'd planned. I knew I was out of shape, but that out of shape? Really? Jeez.

Even though it's freezing out, I really want to start getting into shape again. I'm not overweight or anything (which has been hard to come to grips with, my mind is always telling me to lose more and more weight), but I'm definitely not in shape. I need to figure out some kind of regimen to keep up, but I'm no fitness expert.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 13, 2012, 07:57:29 AM
Damn, I overestimated how much running/jogging I could handle, got in just barely over half of what I'd planned. I knew I was out of shape, but that out of shape? Really? Jeez.

Even though it's freezing out, I really want to start getting into shape again. I'm not overweight or anything (which has been hard to come to grips with, my mind is always telling me to lose more and more weight), but I'm definitely not in shape. I need to figure out some kind of regimen to keep up, but I'm no fitness expert.

I wouldn't ask this forum for fitness advice.  Any discussion on the subject always devolves into either Thork shouting about steroids or certain members waving their dicks around.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on November 13, 2012, 08:05:10 AM
Damn, I overestimated how much running/jogging I could handle, got in just barely over half of what I'd planned. I knew I was out of shape, but that out of shape? Really? Jeez.

Even though it's freezing out, I really want to start getting into shape again. I'm not overweight or anything (which has been hard to come to grips with, my mind is always telling me to lose more and more weight), but I'm definitely not in shape. I need to figure out some kind of regimen to keep up, but I'm no fitness expert.
Keep at it. Even if it seems like baby steps, you'll be making huge strides (har har) before you know it by running.
Don't go crazy and progress in manageable steps.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 13, 2012, 08:09:44 AM
Damn, I overestimated how much running/jogging I could handle, got in just barely over half of what I'd planned. I knew I was out of shape, but that out of shape? Really? Jeez.

Even though it's freezing out, I really want to start getting into shape again. I'm not overweight or anything (which has been hard to come to grips with, my mind is always telling me to lose more and more weight), but I'm definitely not in shape. I need to figure out some kind of regimen to keep up, but I'm no fitness expert.
It's too cold for A&A and me to run outside, it really burns the throat/lungs. I suspect we'll start playing more tennis though. Along with yoga I do some calisthenics. You can start by doing push-ups for a min, rest for a min, planks for a min, rest for a min, squats for a min, rest for a min, and then burpies for a min. Then you just keep lengthening the work out time and shortening the rest time. You can do different excersises just as long as you focus on arms, abs, legs, and then the whole body (burpies are a bitch).  That's how I stay fit without getting bulky.
No steroids, no dick waving.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 13, 2012, 08:51:54 AM
Damn, I overestimated how much running/jogging I could handle, got in just barely over half of what I'd planned. I knew I was out of shape, but that out of shape? Really? Jeez.

Even though it's freezing out, I really want to start getting into shape again. I'm not overweight or anything (which has been hard to come to grips with, my mind is always telling me to lose more and more weight), but I'm definitely not in shape. I need to figure out some kind of regimen to keep up, but I'm no fitness expert.

Go swimming. Great full body workout.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 13, 2012, 09:24:54 AM
Too cold to run?  Nonsense!  Wear a scarf over your mouth.  It'll get wet from your breath condensing, but it'll keep the cold air from piercing through your lungs.  Cold weather is great for running, you don't really even need to bundle up because your body heats up with all the activity.  Don't go too far from warm shelter though.

Also if it's REALLY cold, don't go straight inside.  Let yourself cool down for a minute so you don't get temperature shock.

I need to get running again myself.  I know I've been saying this, but I've got ulterior motives now.  Also going to start practicing parkour a bit.  Won't be doing flips and shit, but I'm going to learn to navigate unusual terrain.  Also for said ulterior motives.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on November 13, 2012, 10:51:27 AM
Go to a gym and lift heavy things up and down. After a while, you get strong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 13, 2012, 10:53:25 AM
Too cold to run?  Nonsense!  Wear a scarf over your mouth.  It'll get wet from your breath condensing, but it'll keep the cold air from piercing through your lungs.  Cold weather is great for running, you don't really even need to bundle up because your body heats up with all the activity.  Don't go too far from warm shelter though.

Also if it's REALLY cold, don't go straight inside.  Let yourself cool down for a minute so you don't get temperature shock.

I need to get running again myself.  I know I've been saying this, but I've got ulterior motives now.  Also going to start practicing parkour a bit.  Won't be doing flips and shit, but I'm going to learn to navigate unusual terrain.  Also for said ulterior motives.

are you planning a hit on someone?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 13, 2012, 10:54:31 AM
Too cold to run?  Nonsense!  Wear a scarf over your mouth.  It'll get wet from your breath condensing, but it'll keep the cold air from piercing through your lungs.  Cold weather is great for running, you don't really even need to bundle up because your body heats up with all the activity.  Don't go too far from warm shelter though.

Also if it's REALLY cold, don't go straight inside.  Let yourself cool down for a minute so you don't get temperature shock.

I need to get running again myself.  I know I've been saying this, but I've got ulterior motives now.  Also going to start practicing parkour a bit.  Won't be doing flips and shit, but I'm going to learn to navigate unusual terrain.  Also for said ulterior motives.
I guess we could try that. Do you tie the scarf to keep it from falling off? Do you look like a crazy ninja?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 13, 2012, 10:55:53 AM
yeah, hes got to hide his face so people can't recognize him when he's executing a hit
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 13, 2012, 05:43:38 PM
I'm going to be a superhero, actually.

Yeah, you wear the scarf sort of ninja style.  Or Muslim style if you want to go the full headwrap way.  You could probably use a bandana if you have one.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 13, 2012, 06:16:43 PM
as a superhero, what would you do?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 13, 2012, 06:30:11 PM
Essentially a glorified neighborhood watch patrolman.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 13, 2012, 06:31:48 PM
you should chase thugs with a k-bar
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 13, 2012, 06:32:43 PM
I won't be doing much chasing.  Probably the latter, though I'll have some defensive items just in case.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 13, 2012, 06:34:22 PM
waht will be in your defensive arsenal?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 13, 2012, 07:24:19 PM
Until I can get pepper spray, I'll have small canisters of a blend of pepper, salt, and cayenne.  Also looking into homemade smoke bombs.  My primary defense is running away.  I'm not actually a superhuman, I can bleed and die just like anyone else.  I just want to do more to keep my community safe.  Most nights will comprise of making notes on a pad of paper, and making calls to the police if anything suspicious happens.  Worst case scenario is that I see a crime in progress and am spotted.  I'll wear a mask and as noted I'm going to train in parkour in order to make quick getaways (augmented by smoke bombs so potential aggressors won't see which way I go), so hopefully my anonymity and evasive maneuvers will keep me safe.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 13, 2012, 07:29:10 PM
make some kind of magnesium bomb to throw at your enemies,
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 13, 2012, 07:32:45 PM
ok
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 13, 2012, 07:34:56 PM
also some kind of sneezing powder to lay in your trail to stop them from using dogs to track you down
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 13, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
ok
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 14, 2012, 12:04:17 AM
get some of those spikey things you can throw on the ground to injure their feet!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 14, 2012, 04:38:44 AM
a potato cannon would work very well for this, especially when you put compressed air into it
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on November 15, 2012, 06:24:39 PM
I made soap today. It does not smell good.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 15, 2012, 06:25:35 PM
what did you make it from?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on November 15, 2012, 07:48:46 PM
Vegetable oil, sodium hydroxide, and heat.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 15, 2012, 08:15:54 PM
Maybe I'll make some and I'll threaten to clean up bad guys' acts
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 16, 2012, 07:38:56 AM
what did your soap smell like
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on November 16, 2012, 07:40:25 AM
It's difficult to explain. It sort of smells like some sort of French cheese, although it's mild.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 16, 2012, 07:41:49 AM
like good cheese or bad cheese?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 16, 2012, 02:01:21 PM
How does the soap taste?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 16, 2012, 05:15:04 PM
My dad said that he doesn't know if he'll be able to make it out to see me graduate from uni. He didn't say why. Technically, my step-mom answered the email for him.  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 16, 2012, 05:16:58 PM
That sucks  :-\ When is your graduation?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on November 16, 2012, 05:19:19 PM
My dad said that he doesn't know if he'll be able to make it out to see me graduate from uni. He didn't say why. Technically, my step-mom answered the email for him.  :'(
If he did not graduate from college he may be jelly. Call him and make sure he actually got the invite.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 16, 2012, 05:45:53 PM
That sucks  :-\ When is your graduation?
December 15

If he did not graduate from college he may be jelly. Call him and make sure he actually got the invite.
He has a masters. I know he must have seen it, she's not the evil type. But I'm going down to Texas for Thanksgiving so we'll talk about it more then.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on November 16, 2012, 06:35:13 PM
I just found out that in addition to my visual snow, I also have tinnitus and misophonia.  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 16, 2012, 06:49:07 PM
I just found out that in addition to my visual snow, I also have tinnitus and misophonia.  :'(

Wow, that sucks.  What the fuck is visual snow?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on November 16, 2012, 06:56:48 PM
I just found out that in addition to my visual snow, I also have tinnitus and misophonia.  :'(

Wow, that sucks.  What the fuck is visual snow?

Static in the foreground of your vision. It's kinda like watching something through the screen of a bad video camera. It looks like this:
http://www.visionsimulations.com/vision-simulators/visual-snow-simulator (http://www.visionsimulations.com/vision-simulators/visual-snow-simulator)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 16, 2012, 07:12:01 PM
Dass crazy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 16, 2012, 08:54:58 PM
I just found out that in addition to my visual snow, I also have tinnitus and misophonia.  :'(

Wow, that sucks.  What the fuck is visual snow?

Static in the foreground of your vision. It's kinda like watching something through the screen of a bad video camera. It looks like this:
http://www.visionsimulations.com/vision-simulators/visual-snow-simulator (http://www.visionsimulations.com/vision-simulators/visual-snow-simulator)

Holy crap! That's horrible, haven't you noticed it? :[ And tinnitus? Oh man. I've been scared of developing that, but I think I'm mostly just paranoid. Is it really bad?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on November 16, 2012, 08:58:31 PM
I just found out that in addition to my visual snow, I also have tinnitus and misophonia.  :'(

Wow, that sucks.  What the fuck is visual snow?

Static in the foreground of your vision. It's kinda like watching something through the screen of a bad video camera. It looks like this:
http://www.visionsimulations.com/vision-simulators/visual-snow-simulator (http://www.visionsimulations.com/vision-simulators/visual-snow-simulator)

Holy crap! That's horrible, haven't you noticed it? :[ And tinnitus? Oh man. I've been scared of developing that, but I think I'm mostly just paranoid. Is it really bad?

So terrible I didn't even realize until recently. It's like a kid with bad vision who doesn't know it. You just kind of assume that it's normal.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 16, 2012, 08:59:27 PM
I just found out that in addition to my visual snow, I also have tinnitus and misophonia.  :'(

Wow, that sucks.  What the fuck is visual snow?

Static in the foreground of your vision. It's kinda like watching something through the screen of a bad video camera. It looks like this:
http://www.visionsimulations.com/vision-simulators/visual-snow-simulator (http://www.visionsimulations.com/vision-simulators/visual-snow-simulator)

Holy crap! That's horrible, haven't you noticed it? :[ And tinnitus? Oh man. I've been scared of developing that, but I think I'm mostly just paranoid. Is it really bad?

So terrible I didn't even realize until recently. It's like a kid with bad vision who doesn't know it. You just kind of assume that it's normal.

Wow...I'm guessing there's nothing they can do for it obviously, right? How bad's the tinnitus?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 16, 2012, 11:35:09 PM
That sucks man
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 17, 2012, 12:15:36 AM
I probably have tinnitus from all the loud music I've been exposed to.  I regret nothing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 17, 2012, 12:28:24 AM
I probably have tinnitus from all the loud music I've been exposed to.  I regret nothing.

Do you hear ringing all the time?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on November 17, 2012, 10:09:32 AM
I just found out that in addition to my visual snow, I also have tinnitus and misophonia.  :'(

Wow, that sucks.  What the fuck is visual snow?

Static in the foreground of your vision. It's kinda like watching something through the screen of a bad video camera. It looks like this:
http://www.visionsimulations.com/vision-simulators/visual-snow-simulator (http://www.visionsimulations.com/vision-simulators/visual-snow-simulator)

Holy crap! That's horrible, haven't you noticed it? :[ And tinnitus? Oh man. I've been scared of developing that, but I think I'm mostly just paranoid. Is it really bad?

So terrible I didn't even realize until recently. It's like a kid with bad vision who doesn't know it. You just kind of assume that it's normal.

Wow...I'm guessing there's nothing they can do for it obviously, right? How bad's the tinnitus?

Not particularly. I only really notice it when I'm thinking about it. Honestly, out of all of it the misophonia is probably the worst.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 17, 2012, 10:10:25 AM
I probably have tinnitus from all the loud music I've been exposed to.  I regret nothing.

Do you hear ringing all the time?
A&A has it and he hears ringing all the time. But his momma took him to night clubs when he was a baby, busted his poor wittle ears.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 17, 2012, 11:22:47 AM
I'm not sure.  Silence is never actually silent though so maybe.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on November 17, 2012, 11:39:16 AM
I probably have tinnitus from all the loud music I've been exposed to.  I regret nothing.

Do you hear ringing all the time?
A&A has it and he hears ringing all the time. But his momma took him to night clubs when he was a baby, busted his poor wittle ears.  :(
Was she a crack head?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on November 17, 2012, 11:43:27 AM
I probably have tinnitus from all the loud music I've been exposed to.  I regret nothing.

Do you hear ringing all the time?
A&A has it and he hears ringing all the time. But his momma took him to night clubs when he was a baby, busted his poor wittle ears.  :(
Was she a crack head?

Worse. She had a husband in the music industry.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 17, 2012, 05:49:54 PM
I think I have mild tinnitus.  I usually only notice it when I think about it.  It seems to get worse if my blood pressure goes up, though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 18, 2012, 03:56:50 AM
I probably have tinnitus from all the loud music I've been exposed to.  I regret nothing.

Do you hear ringing all the time?
A&A has it and he hears ringing all the time. But his momma took him to night clubs when he was a baby, busted his poor wittle ears.  :(

So she's in jail for child abuse now?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 18, 2012, 10:47:34 AM
I probably have tinnitus from all the loud music I've been exposed to.  I regret nothing.

Do you hear ringing all the time?
A&A has it and he hears ringing all the time. But his momma took him to night clubs when he was a baby, busted his poor wittle ears.  :(

So she's in jail for child abuse now?
That almost happened when she left him in the car for awhile. Ooh those young French women and their carefree ways.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on November 19, 2012, 01:28:56 AM
I'm not sure.  Silence is never actually silent though so maybe.
You should go spelunking. Complete silence is exhilarating. Complete darkness is kinda fun too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on November 19, 2012, 07:37:27 AM
Complete silence is exhilarating.

That's a bit of an exaggeration.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 19, 2012, 02:30:13 PM
Mabus was arrested again https://twitter.com/SPVM/status/270625482049998849 poor guy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 19, 2012, 03:48:19 PM
Poor... psychopath.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 19, 2012, 04:12:54 PM
I'm not sure.  Silence is never actually silent though so maybe.
You should go spelunking. Complete silence is exhilarating. Complete darkness is kinda fun too.
Well if he has tinnitus that's a bit of a tease. :P
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 19, 2012, 06:14:01 PM
Mabus was arrested again https://twitter.com/SPVM/status/270625482049998849 poor guy.

Who?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 19, 2012, 07:33:02 PM
lamb of god, atheist holocaust, etc
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 19, 2012, 07:37:25 PM
Was that the dude that got arrested in Poland a while back?

[fakeedit]Nope, different guy but same band.  Those guys just need to calm the fuck down.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 20, 2012, 08:41:26 AM
Mabus posted here a few times, I can't find his most recent thread, but I think it's in AR.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 20, 2012, 09:28:23 AM
Was that the dude that got arrested in Poland a while back?

[fakeedit]Nope, different guy but same band.  Those guys just need to calm the fuck down.

So who is he? And why should we care that he was arrested?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on November 20, 2012, 09:29:52 AM
Was that the dude that got arrested in Poland a while back?

[fakeedit]Nope, different guy but same band.  Those guys just need to calm the fuck down.

So who is he? And why should we care that he was arrested?

He used to post here occasionally. I'm sure you remember the incredibly long posts full of strange pictures, bashing of atheism, and general insanity.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 20, 2012, 09:34:20 AM
Was that the dude that got arrested in Poland a while back?

[fakeedit]Nope, different guy but same band.  Those guys just need to calm the fuck down.

So who is he? And why should we care that he was arrested?

He used to post here occasionally. I'm sure you remember the incredibly long posts full of strange pictures, bashing of atheism, and general insanity.

He's Levee?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on November 20, 2012, 09:43:33 AM
He wasn't quite as wise as levee. At first I thought he might have been some sort of strange bot. It was a rather eerie situation.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on November 20, 2012, 05:13:16 PM
The "Lamb Power!" guy?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 20, 2012, 06:59:08 PM
The same.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 21, 2012, 06:43:23 AM
This is his most recent FES posts, or someone pretending to be him http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,55640.0.html (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,55640.0.html)

Remember Tim Farley? He has a long post about all of Mabus' activity. Some of it is pretty interesting, if you're interested in Mabus!  :P http://skeptools.wordpress.com/2012/11/20/operation-archangel-david-mabus-dennis-markuze-montreal-arrested/ (http://skeptools.wordpress.com/2012/11/20/operation-archangel-david-mabus-dennis-markuze-montreal-arrested/)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 21, 2012, 05:16:50 PM
I've started reading both the local news for Nashville and the local news for Liverpool and it's hilarious. Apparently, the dangerous and rough city of Liverpool is a kitten compared to Nashville.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 21, 2012, 05:25:13 PM
I'm fairly sure the crime anywhere in US is worse than anywhere in the UK.

Except for soccer riots
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 22, 2012, 12:15:13 AM
I'm fairly sure the crime anywhere in US is worse than anywhere in the UK.

Except for soccer riots

We've not had any football riots for years, but we did have a riot involving kids trying to nick things from shops.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_England_riots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_England_riots)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on November 23, 2012, 10:54:16 PM
Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom" (Official Video) (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 24, 2012, 02:24:47 AM
Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom" (Official Video) (http://#ws)

You're too late with that
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 24, 2012, 02:37:03 AM
I'm fairly sure the crime anywhere in US is worse than anywhere in the UK.

Except for soccer riots
Fortunately this isn't the 1980's. We don't have 'soccer riots'.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 24, 2012, 08:57:48 AM
Anymore you just have guys who go home to beat their wives when their team loses.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 24, 2012, 09:01:35 AM
Again, that is disappearing. Football is now too expensive for the working class. Games are usually filled with corporate hospitality and ex-Etonians enjoying a pork-pie and slumming it. They are know as the 'prawn sandwich' brigade (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prawn_sandwich_brigade). They've priced real fans out of the game some years ago.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 24, 2012, 09:19:33 AM
>Implying the wife beaters don't watch the game from the pub
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on November 24, 2012, 09:20:15 AM
England and soccer are terrible.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 24, 2012, 09:35:13 AM
>Implying the wife beaters don't watch the game from the pub
Implying pubs pay the +£2000 a month for Sky sports subscription. If you can find the game on anywhere, you won't be able to get near the bar to get drunk enough to beat your wife. Bars showing sports are few and far between these days.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 24, 2012, 09:41:10 AM
Wow, it sounds like the UK has worse poverty than America.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 24, 2012, 09:51:57 AM
We aren't poor. We are ripped off.

We pay $10.20 per gallon of fuel.
Would you pay over $160 for a ticket to watch Arsenal play football? Over $400 for you and a friend and the transport there? For 2 hours entertainment? Same again next week?

No, football isn't watched by the average person in the UK any more. Imagine taking 2 kids to watch the game?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 24, 2012, 09:55:23 AM
I'm more talking about watching the game on TV.  But yeah I guess you guys are ripped off there too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 24, 2012, 09:56:48 AM
Professional sports are the same here in the US. The taxpayers pay for the luxurious stadiums, then can't afford to buy a ticket to a game. It's not expensive to watch sports on TV, though, even if you pay for cable channels.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 24, 2012, 12:55:53 PM
This thread stops being friendly every time Thork posts here.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 24, 2012, 12:58:41 PM
Nomad was being mean about my country. :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 24, 2012, 02:02:38 PM
Sorry, England is just a silly place.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 24, 2012, 08:54:24 PM
It is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 25, 2012, 03:24:23 AM
Scotlands the best though :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on November 25, 2012, 03:28:37 AM
At least Scotland can lay claim to Scotch whisky. What did England ever give the world? Tomartini?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 25, 2012, 05:36:05 AM
What did England ever give the world?
Australia?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 25, 2012, 05:46:28 AM
What did England ever give the world?
Australia?

He was asking for something good that England gave the world. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on November 25, 2012, 05:51:05 AM
What did England ever give the world?
Australia?

We had settlers here for 50 millenia before Captain Cook "discovered" New South Wales and imposed the English people's perverse concept of law and order on the place. What's more, they took better care of the land than your people ever did. Believe it or not, there was a time when Sydney Harbour was free of pollutants. The scum that white man pumps into his own waterways is a very recent development over here, dating from the past two and a half centuries or so.

England didn't create Australia. It wasn't the first to settle here, and it wasn't even the first European country to explore it. All you did was destroy it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 25, 2012, 06:00:29 AM
We had settlers here for 50 millenia before Captain Cook "discovered" New South Wales and imposed the English people's perverse concept of law and order on the place. What's more, they took better care of the land than your people ever did.
Let me just stop you there. My people? My people live here. Its you and your people that have done whatever it is to Australia.

Believe it or not, there was a time when Sydney Harbour was free of pollutants. The scum that white man pumps into his own waterways is a very recent development over here, dating from the past two and a half centuries or so.
You are a white australian. I feel its probably important to point this out to you as you seem to have forgotten.

England didn't create Australia. It wasn't the first to settle here, and it wasn't even the first European country to explore it. All you did was destroy it.
I've never even been to Australia. In fact I'm not entirely sure it exists. I'm still rather fond of the notion that its just an out of the way place in America. But it is Australian citizens who settled in Australia. Not the English. Once you claimed independence, England was absolved of all responsibility. Its Australians and their forefathers that have muffed up Australia.

Besides, it was only ever meant to be a penal colony anyway. No one back then thought the criminals would be allowed to form their own nation.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on November 25, 2012, 06:58:16 AM
But it is Australian citizens who settled in Australia. Not the English.

Thanks for demolishing your own claim for me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 25, 2012, 08:24:13 AM
??? wat. The English discovered Australia and founded it. Later they let the ingrates that live there, have it. So England gave the world Australia. The Australians then ruined it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on November 25, 2012, 09:55:49 AM
??? wat. The English discovered Australia and founded it. Later they let the ingrates that live there, have it. So England gave the world Australia. The Australians then ruined it.

Australia didn't become independent from England until 1900, by which time most of the damage had already been done. It didn't take more than a few years for Sydney Cove to go from a beautiful bay that the colonists decided to found the first city on to a sewage dump. The atrocities committed to the land and to the native inhabitants over the next century were also committed by English colonists.

It only took a couple of decades after independence for Australians to start making changes for the better. We gave women the right to vote, and eventually started treating Aborigines as human beings. We have programmes in place to try to reduce the amount of waste that gets dumped into landfill and waterways. Now our Prime Minister has even allowed a conscience vote for her party in Parliament on the issue of gay marriage, despite not herself being a supporter of it.

We haven't fully repaired the damage you did to our nation before independence, but we're working on it. These things take time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 25, 2012, 10:43:54 AM
??? wat. The English discovered Australia and founded it. Later they let the ingrates that live there, have it. So England gave the world Australia. The Australians then ruined it.

Australia didn't become independent from England until 1900, by which time most of the damage had already been done. It didn't take more than a few years for Sydney Cove to go from a beautiful bay that the colonists decided to found the first city on to a sewage dump. The atrocities committed to the land and to the native inhabitants over the next century were also committed by English colonists.

It only took a couple of decades after independence for Australians to start making changes for the better. We gave women the right to vote, and eventually started treating Aborigines as human beings. We have programmes in place to try to reduce the amount of waste that gets dumped into landfill and waterways. Now our Prime Minister has even allowed a conscience vote for her party in Parliament on the issue of gay marriage, despite not herself being a supporter of it.

We haven't fully repaired the damage you did to our nation before independence, but we're working on it. These things take time.

Britain is also responsible for the creation of proprietary software.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on November 25, 2012, 11:03:00 AM
I want to hear Parsifal's accent.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 25, 2012, 11:06:25 AM
im sure whatever accent you have would sound funny to him too
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 25, 2012, 11:16:12 AM
I want to hear Parsifal's accent.

http://www.archive.org/download/http://archive.org/details/StevenMcdonald-FreeSoftwareAndTheCommunityslug25thJune2010 (http://www.archive.org/download/http://archive.org/details/StevenMcdonald-FreeSoftwareAndTheCommunityslug25thJune2010)

Note the lack of charisma.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 25, 2012, 11:33:44 AM
I want to hear Parsifal's accent.

http://www.archive.org/download/http://archive.org/details/StevenMcdonald-FreeSoftwareAndTheCommunityslug25thJune2010 (http://www.archive.org/download/http://archive.org/details/StevenMcdonald-FreeSoftwareAndTheCommunityslug25thJune2010)

Note the lack of charisma.

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Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 25, 2012, 11:40:42 AM
i no there
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on November 25, 2012, 12:03:29 PM
im sure whatever accent you have would sound funny to him too

Why do you assume I would think it would sound funny?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 25, 2012, 12:09:55 PM
i dont know, it seems wherever i go, people will make fun of my accent so i assumed that was your intention
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 25, 2012, 12:18:31 PM
I want to hear Parsifal's accent.

http://www.archive.org/download/http://archive.org/details/StevenMcdonald-FreeSoftwareAndTheCommunityslug25thJune2010 (http://www.archive.org/download/http://archive.org/details/StevenMcdonald-FreeSoftwareAndTheCommunityslug25thJune2010)

Note the lack of charisma.

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This is strange.  I keep editing the post to the proper URL, but for some reason something automatically adds the "http://www.archive.org/download/" to it.  Just delete that part of the URL once it's in the address bar.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 25, 2012, 12:32:08 PM
i dont know, it seems wherever i go, people will make fun of my accent so i assumed that was your intention

Since when are you Parsifal?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 25, 2012, 12:36:11 PM
i never said i was, did i? i was just saying that people make fun of others accents
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 25, 2012, 12:49:29 PM
i never said i was, did i? i was just saying that people make fun of others accents

Why would someone make fun of your accent when listening to Parsifal talking?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on November 25, 2012, 12:56:20 PM
i dont know, shit happens
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 25, 2012, 02:04:23 PM
I want to hear Parsifal's accent.

http://www.archive.org/download/http://archive.org/details/StevenMcdonald-FreeSoftwareAndTheCommunityslug25thJune2010 (http://www.archive.org/download/http://archive.org/details/StevenMcdonald-FreeSoftwareAndTheCommunityslug25thJune2010)

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Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 28, 2012, 04:46:49 PM
I am trying to start keeping a journal/diary on my iPod every day. It makes me feel like someone cares about me and what I have to say. :P
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 28, 2012, 07:21:52 PM
so i've been working on a garbology research project with a partner for my archaeology class (we have to survey trash on campus and whatnot). ANYWAY, when my partner was supposed to provide some hand-drawn detail maps and a portion of the narrative, bitch drops off the face of the earth! I’ve been trying to get ahold of her since yesterday and the deadline was 5pm today. yippee! first and last time i ever depend on a partner. TOO BAD THIS IS RIGHT BEFORE GRADUATION.
then i was an accidental no call, no show at work and have a week suspension. I'M POOR AND SCREWED.


my life is the best  ;D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 28, 2012, 08:41:28 PM
Garbology.  I had no idea that this was even a thing.  The study of trash is an academic discipline.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 28, 2012, 08:48:59 PM
Garbology.  I had no idea that this was even a thing.  The study of trash is an academic discipline.
Well it's a branch of archaeology, but yes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 28, 2012, 08:49:55 PM
One man's trash is an archaeologist's treasure thousands of years from now.

[edit]Had it right the first time
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 28, 2012, 08:50:29 PM
One man's trash is an archaeologist's treasure thousands of years from now.
Or even a week from now.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 29, 2012, 12:09:28 AM
so i've been working on a garbology research project with a partner for my archaeology class (we have to survey trash on campus and whatnot). ANYWAY, when my partner was supposed to provide some hand-drawn detail maps and a portion of the narrative, bitch drops off the face of the earth! I’ve been trying to get ahold of her since yesterday and the deadline was 5pm today. yippee! first and last time i ever depend on a partner. TOO BAD THIS IS RIGHT BEFORE GRADUATION.
then i was an accidental no call, no show at work and have a week suspension. I'M POOR AND SCREWED.


my life is the best  ;D

Talk to your prof tell them the issues you're having and ask if they can get hold of her.

It not only makes them aware of the issues you're having but it also makes them aware that something may have happened to her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 29, 2012, 12:19:51 PM
so i've been working on a garbology research project with a partner for my archaeology class (we have to survey trash on campus and whatnot). ANYWAY, when my partner was supposed to provide some hand-drawn detail maps and a portion of the narrative, bitch drops off the face of the earth! I’ve been trying to get ahold of her since yesterday and the deadline was 5pm today. yippee! first and last time i ever depend on a partner. TOO BAD THIS IS RIGHT BEFORE GRADUATION.
then i was an accidental no call, no show at work and have a week suspension. I'M POOR AND SCREWED.


my life is the best  ;D

Talk to your prof tell them the issues you're having and ask if they can get hold of her.

It not only makes them aware of the issues you're having but it also makes them aware that something may have happened to her.
I emailed the professor already but she never responded. Class is tomorrow so I'll just have to talk to her about in person I suppose.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 29, 2012, 01:12:15 PM
so i've been working on a garbology research project with a partner for my archaeology class (we have to survey trash on campus and whatnot). ANYWAY, when my partner was supposed to provide some hand-drawn detail maps and a portion of the narrative, bitch drops off the face of the earth! I’ve been trying to get ahold of her since yesterday and the deadline was 5pm today. yippee! first and last time i ever depend on a partner. TOO BAD THIS IS RIGHT BEFORE GRADUATION.
then i was an accidental no call, no show at work and have a week suspension. I'M POOR AND SCREWED.


my life is the best  ;D

Talk to your prof tell them the issues you're having and ask if they can get hold of her.

It not only makes them aware of the issues you're having but it also makes them aware that something may have happened to her.
I emailed the professor already but she never responded. Class is tomorrow so I'll just have to talk to her about in person I suppose.

Just got a message that one person of my group for a heavy project isn't going to follow the class anymore. Although not so close to deadline as for you, I can sympathise.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on November 29, 2012, 08:42:12 PM
Protip: lecturers often don't believe this stuff, or sort of ignore it. Team assignments are supposed to be about 'the team', so sometimes they'll brush you off if you're peers don't show.


If this is an issue, and the lecturer tells you it's a team assignment and that's just how it is, then as backup I suggest you either forward on or print your emails to this person. It's evidence of your 'pro-activity' and/or their last-minute crap, and might help you out if it's something critical.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 30, 2012, 02:57:59 AM
Protip: lecturers often don't believe this stuff, or sort of ignore it. Team assignments are supposed to be about 'the team', so sometimes they'll brush you off if you're peers don't show.


If this is an issue, and the lecturer tells you it's a team assignment and that's just how it is, then as backup I suggest you either forward on or print your emails to this person. It's evidence of your 'pro-activity' and/or their last-minute crap, and might help you out if it's something critical.

What? All professors I've had are very understanding when someone dicks out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on November 30, 2012, 06:20:00 AM
I used to bartend in a college down and after a drink or two, the professors would delight each other in the "lies" students told to get out of work. Sometimes they were obviously lies, a student saying he was suffering from jet lag despite not leaving the time zone, others were a bit grayer, a student missing a test because of a flat. Students do lie to get out of work and flat tires do happen from time to time. Regardless, the professors assumed that they were all lies.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 30, 2012, 07:42:01 AM
I used to bartend in a college down and after a drink or two, the professors would delight each other in the "lies" students told to get out of work. Sometimes they were obviously lies, a student saying he was suffering from jet lag despite not leaving the time zone, others were a bit grayer, a student missing a test because of a flat. Students do lie to get out of work and flat tires do happen from time to time. Regardless, the professors assumed that they were all lies.

I hate those liars. I've had occasions that my printer actually broke, but no ones ever going to believe that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 30, 2012, 08:34:41 AM
Today I started learning to dolphin kick. I'd always ignored this in the past as it wasn't worth the effort putting in one kick off the wall. But I want to learn butterfly properly and its an integral part of it.

Anyway today I actually felt like I was doing it and it was propelling me rather quickly.

Butterfly Dolphin Kick Underwater (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 30, 2012, 09:56:01 AM
I never learned the turn. It's screwing me over now. Also, butterfly is the shittiest stroke there is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 30, 2012, 11:39:37 AM
Butterfly done properly is the most graceful stroke there is. Done any other way and it looks like you are drowning.

Butterfly from Underwater in Slow Motion - Misty Hyman (http://#)
Unfortunate name, good swimmer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on November 30, 2012, 11:47:58 AM
Butterfly is punishment if you're not sprinting fast enough
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 30, 2012, 05:05:35 PM
Well the girl stopped showing up to class so I'm obviously not lying. The professor gave me an extension to do what I can on my own.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 30, 2012, 07:02:37 PM
Butterfly done properly is the most graceful stroke there is. Done any other way and it looks like you are drowning.

Butterfly from Underwater in Slow Motion - Misty Hyman (http://#)
Unfortunate name, good swimmer.

Jesus Christ, her parents should be shot.  There are just some things you don't do to a kid.  Giving your daughter a funny name just so the other kids don't have to even put any effort into it is the worst kind of cruelty.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on November 30, 2012, 07:17:47 PM
It's not as bad as her brother Rusty
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 30, 2012, 08:26:49 PM
What's so bad about the name "Misty"?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on December 01, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
I was wondering the same thing. 'Rosie' would've been worse. They probably didn't want to go through and change their entire last names.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on December 01, 2012, 07:39:35 AM
What could possibly be wrong with a first name that is an adjective invoking wetness coupled with a last name invoking part of the female sexual anatomy?  Sure, Rosie would have been worse, it would have been the ultimate practical joke to play on their poor daughter, but Misty is plenty bad enough.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 01, 2012, 07:51:26 AM
Why would Rosie be so bad?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on December 01, 2012, 08:34:26 AM
@Roundy: Sure, I agree it could be construed as bad, but only as much as any "y" name (e.g. Harry). Mistiness isn't exactly an adjective I'd ever associate with a hymen, since it'd be kind of strange to describe one as such. I agree they could've done much better, but I don't think it's that horrible.

@Beorn: Think of it as "rosy".
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 01, 2012, 08:40:38 AM
Mistiness isn't exactly an adjective I'd ever associate with a hymen, since it'd be kind of strange to describe one as such.
Well I'd like to give her a misty hymen.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 01, 2012, 09:06:34 AM
Already posted this in another thread but relevant now

(http://)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 01, 2012, 09:59:32 AM
I was wondering the same thing. 'Rosie' would've been worse.
How about Poppy? Or Sandy? Or Virginia?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 01, 2012, 10:03:31 AM
I was wondering the same thing. 'Rosie' would've been worse.
How about Poppy? Or Sandy? Or Virginia?

Or Lusemy
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on December 01, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
Buster
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 01, 2012, 11:28:21 AM
Pongo wins
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on December 04, 2012, 08:34:20 PM
New computer! My internet's been down for a while, but now it's back up and I have this (my friend sold it to me for $200) and it is so very heart. That includes a new monitor (1600x900, don't know the actual monitor size but that's the resolution), mouse, good speakers and new keyboard. I owe him a lot. Now I can actually take advantage of the 25 mbps internet and use programs and play games and afjksdfjkdjfkdljfl
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on December 04, 2012, 08:38:55 PM
Wow, I just realized that today makes it two months since I've had a cigarette.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on December 04, 2012, 08:50:55 PM
Congratulations! That's really awesome, Roundy. :] Is/was it hard?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on December 04, 2012, 08:57:21 PM
Not as hard as I thought it was going to be.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on December 04, 2012, 09:06:51 PM
Not as hard as I thought it was going to be.

That's what she said.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on December 04, 2012, 10:21:18 PM
Congrats Roundy
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 04, 2012, 10:53:44 PM
Nice, keep it up! Do you have a milestone/reward system?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on December 04, 2012, 11:49:15 PM
Nice, keep it up! Do you have a milestone/reward system?

If he keeps it up for another 20 years, he gets rewarded with not having lung cancer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on December 05, 2012, 07:07:21 AM
Parsifal is basically right.  Being healthier is its own reward.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 05, 2012, 09:47:58 AM
Well done Roundy!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 05, 2012, 10:04:19 AM
Congratulations Roundy.

Have you noticed now how much of your day you used to spend planning your next cigarette?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on December 05, 2012, 04:30:16 PM
I could go for the headrush of a cigarette right now.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 05, 2012, 04:44:35 PM
You are a dick, Franklin.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on December 05, 2012, 05:55:04 PM
If Franklin didn't say it, hoppy would have.  It's just getting the inevitable over with.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on December 05, 2012, 06:09:52 PM
I found that headrush to be unpleasant myself.  Made me sick.  Don't know how people keep smoking when it's so gross.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 05, 2012, 06:24:03 PM
The head rush is the addictive part.  In fact, you don't even get a head rush after a short time.  It actually feels normal and when you don't smoke, that is when you feel abnormal. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on December 06, 2012, 12:26:03 AM
My first experience with tobacco was with a cigar stolen from my father. I didn't know that cigar smoke generally isn't inhaled, so after five or so deeply inhaled cigar hits, I felt incredibly nauseous and couldn't walk in a straight line.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 06, 2012, 01:52:54 AM
My first experience with tobacco was in combination with weed. Didn't know how to inhale over my lungs so had 0 effect.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on December 06, 2012, 07:13:01 AM
Congratulations Roundy.

Have you noticed now how much of your day you used to spend planning your next cigarette?

Yeah.  It's constantly on your mind.  It felt like they controlled my schedule... when I ate, when I went to sleep.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 06, 2012, 07:41:32 AM
That was always the thing that amazed me when I gave up. I had no idea I thought about cigarettes all the time, even when I wasn't smoking one.

"I'll finish this and go out for a cigarette. Then its only half hour til lunch so I can have one just before. Then a quick one after lunch and maybe sneak another one this afternoon before home time". It just goes on like that. I'll take a detour on the way home to buy some more. I'll have to go to the shelter which is a bit further away as its raining. I'll have to be 2 mins even later for work, they won't notice.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 06, 2012, 07:47:06 AM
Nicotine is evil.  I have quit at least 4 times.  Each time for at least a week.  I once quit for 3 months, but fell right back into the tobacco as soon as I had a drink.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 06, 2012, 07:53:51 AM
I think it took 3 good attempts to finally give up. So far 2 years. But I'd managed 3 years once before so I guess I'll always be in a state of 'giving up'. I'm not sure once you start you can ever give up, because you'll always know the secretive selfish joy of a sneaky cigarette and how no matter what, it makes the world OK.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on December 06, 2012, 07:58:39 AM
Props to those of you who do quit.  It's unfortunate that nobody can really help you quit, it's something you've just got to deal with yourself.  Wish I could get my dad to quit tobacco.  He may quit smoking but still does snuff, or vice versa.  Jroa should quit for good also, he's my FES dad so I worry about him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 06, 2012, 08:21:41 AM
You made me cry a little. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on December 08, 2012, 04:44:42 AM
Played Amnesia: The Dark Descent for an hour.

Never again. Ever. :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on December 09, 2012, 10:37:40 AM
my keyboard died. i'm now using the onscreen keyboard. buying one today so i can write my last paper on crazy ass omm sety.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 10, 2012, 10:12:56 AM
I bought a new toothbrush yesterday. I went over to the toothbrush aisle in Superdrug (I normally go to Boots but I've stopped using companies who use aggressive tax avoidance in the UK wherever possible) and there was a little old lady trying to choose a toothbrush. I would have helped but she'd obviously pissed her knickers and I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Anyway, I laughed when I had a closer look at my new toothbrush this morning.

(http://i47.tinypic.com/30cr2ux.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 10, 2012, 10:34:41 AM
I wish my toothbrush had stimulating fingers :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 10, 2012, 10:40:20 AM
They are designed to gently massage and stimulate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on December 10, 2012, 12:19:19 PM
Lawl. I would be a little scared if I read that on my toothbrush. I would just imagine millions of tiny little hands making up the brush, reaching around my teeth and feeling them and picking off plaque one by one.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on December 10, 2012, 05:50:34 PM
Protip: To clean your teeth, insert brush into mouth and scrub vigorously with bristles.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on December 11, 2012, 12:20:17 AM
My tooth brush is electric; it gets to place no other thing can.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on December 12, 2012, 07:47:37 PM
So I just finished my undergraduate career. No biggie.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on December 12, 2012, 07:53:24 PM
Congrats!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on December 12, 2012, 11:13:35 PM
So I just finished my undergraduate career. No biggie.

I'd finish your undergraduate career all night long.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 12, 2012, 11:15:02 PM
woohooooooooo great job! what's next?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 13, 2012, 08:59:04 AM
Well done!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on December 13, 2012, 11:38:55 AM
Thank you!  ;D
woohooooooooo great job! what's next?
I'm going to pick up a ton more hours at my job so I can actually make a decent paycheck and plan for our trip to England. I'll also be trying to send out some emails to some places over there to see if there's a possibility of a job or even internship. I haven't quite decided if I want to go to grad-school, but if I do I want it to be in England.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 13, 2012, 11:41:28 AM
Thank you!  ;D
woohooooooooo great job! what's next?
I'm going to pick up a ton more hours at my job so I can actually make a decent paycheck and plan for our trip to England. I'll also be trying to send out some emails to some places over there to see if there's a possibility of a job or even internship. I haven't quite decided if I want to go to grad-school, but if I do I want it to be in England.

Gogo grad school, get your phd, and call yourself Dr. Rooster!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 13, 2012, 02:34:19 PM
I just had ginormous knobbly poo. Its the type of poo you might only have once or twice a year. It was of good length but it was the shear girth I had trouble with. It feels as though my hole has been rubbed with a scouring brush and soaked in whiskey. Its in tatters.  A cool, refreshing, yet unsettlingly alien wind is now soothing my gaping chasm. My knees are quivering as I type and I feel a combination of exhaustion, relief and pride.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on December 13, 2012, 03:16:56 PM
I just had ginormous knobbly poo. Its the type of poo you might only have once or twice a year. It was of good length but it was the shear girth I had trouble with. It feels as though my hole has been rubbed with a scouring brush and soaked in whiskey. Its in tatters.  A cool, refreshing, yet unsettlingly alien wind is now soothing my gaping chasm. My knees are quivering as I type and I feel a combination of exhaustion, relief and pride.
Is this your way of telling us that you just had sex with a man?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 13, 2012, 03:39:14 PM
I was so pleased with myself that I took a picture with my iPhone. Don't make me prove it, Rooster.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on December 13, 2012, 03:43:09 PM
I just had ginormous knobbly poo. Its the type of poo you might only have once or twice a year. It was of good length but it was the shear girth I had trouble with. It feels as though my hole has been rubbed with a scouring brush and soaked in whiskey. Its in tatters.  A cool, refreshing, yet unsettlingly alien wind is now soothing my gaping chasm. My knees are quivering as I type and I feel a combination of exhaustion, relief and pride.
Reported.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 14, 2012, 05:56:08 AM
I just had ginormous knobbly poo. Its the type of poo you might only have once or twice a year. It was of good length but it was the shear girth I had trouble with. It feels as though my hole has been rubbed with a scouring brush and soaked in whiskey. Its in tatters.  A cool, refreshing, yet unsettlingly alien wind is now soothing my gaping chasm. My knees are quivering as I type and I feel a combination of exhaustion, relief and pride.

This is not Face Book.  We have families here.  Yes, they are immigrant families who can not read, but still, show some respect.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on December 14, 2012, 07:46:00 PM
Just had an incredibly awkward slow dance with a girl I've liked for a while. I kind of want to crawl in a hole and die at the moment.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 15, 2012, 02:58:47 AM
Is slow dance bad?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on December 15, 2012, 06:42:31 AM
Just had an incredibly awkward slow dance with a girl I've liked for a while. I kind of want to crawl in a hole and die at the moment.

I bet you didn't tell her that you post here out of fear of rejection!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 15, 2012, 06:59:59 AM
Just had an incredibly awkward slow dance with a girl I've liked for a while. I kind of want to crawl in a hole and die at the moment.

I bet you didn't tell her that you post here out of fear of rejection!

Maybe he did and that is why the dance was so awkward.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 15, 2012, 07:04:38 AM
Maybe he was trying to conceal an erection.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on December 15, 2012, 09:01:37 AM
Just had an incredibly awkward slow dance with a girl I've liked for a while. I kind of want to crawl in a hole and die at the moment.

I bet you didn't tell her that you post here out of fear of rejection!

Nah, I go to a small school. Everyone knows.

It was awkward mainly because I had no idea what I was doing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 15, 2012, 09:13:23 AM
It was your first slow dance?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on December 15, 2012, 09:47:17 AM
Just had an incredibly awkward slow dance with a girl I've liked for a while. I kind of want to crawl in a hole and die at the moment.

I bet you didn't tell her that you post here out of fear of rejection!

Nah, I go to a small school. Everyone knows.

It was awkward mainly because I had no idea what I was doing.
You're probably just being hard on yourself. You really can't mess up a slow dance, you just sort of rock back in forth in a small circle.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on December 15, 2012, 10:25:12 AM
Thork knows ;)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on December 15, 2012, 11:24:58 AM
It was your first slow dance?

Yeah. I mean, she seemed pretty happy to be asked, but I wasn't really sure where to put my hands at first and then she spent the entire dance avoiding eye contact with me and then broke it off a bit early. It was just awkward and terrible and I don't know where I stand with her now and ugh.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on December 15, 2012, 11:44:35 AM
Meanwhile, in another corner of the internet on a creative writing forum

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/PrincessFrigid on Today at 17:23:43
Yeah, and I was dancing with him and I was so nervous I couldn't even look at him. I felt such a klutz. He seemed to know what to do and was the perfect gent and I felt like a badly fitting suit making him look all cheap and ugly. God I hate my life.

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/LadyMacBeth on Today at 17:27:31
No don't be silly. I'm sure he really likes you. He danced with you after all and he asked you

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/PrincessFrigid on Today at 17:29:12
No, I've totally blown it. I felt so nervous I thought I was going to be sick. I broke off the dance before the end and ran away. The butterflies in my tummy were awful. He probably hates me now. I'm going to cut myself.

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/Xena57 on Today at 17:32:41
Oh, poor you. Did you have your sparkly new shoes on? And did you do your eye-liner the way we said. Upload a piccy

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/PrincessFrigid on Today at 17:35:18
I don't even think he noticed my shoes or my new hair. Oh he smelt so good. Like a roast chicken or something. Really yummy. I just wanted to take a bite out of him. Maybe he could see how much I liked him and seemed desperate. Just as well I have you guys. I'm going to finish chapter 38 of Love In the Smokey Woods and upload for you all to read tomorrow night. The tax collector and the barmaid get it on and he decides to leave his job and buy a beautiful white horse. x x x

This girl is probably just as f*cking inept as you are. ::)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on December 15, 2012, 11:51:23 AM
She's probably not as pretty as vongal, what a dream.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on December 15, 2012, 12:55:25 PM
This girl is probably just as f*cking inept as you are. ::)

All experience says more so...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on December 15, 2012, 01:09:33 PM
Meanwhile, in another corner of the internet on a creative writing forum

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/PrincessFrigid on Today at 17:23:43
Yeah, and I was dancing with him and I was so nervous I couldn't even look at him. I felt such a klutz. He seemed to know what to do and was the perfect gent and I felt like a badly fitting suit making him look all cheap and ugly. God I hate my life.

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/LadyMacBeth on Today at 17:27:31
No don't be silly. I'm sure he really likes you. He danced with you after all and he asked you

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/PrincessFrigid on Today at 17:29:12
No, I've totally blown it. I felt so nervous I thought I was going to be sick. I broke off the dance before the end and ran away. The butterflies in my tummy were awful. He probably hates me now. I'm going to cut myself.

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/Xena57 on Today at 17:32:41
Oh, poor you. Did you have your sparkly new shoes on? And did you do your eye-liner the way we said. Upload a piccy

Quote from: UnicornTowers/forum/profile/PrincessFrigid on Today at 17:35:18
I don't even think he noticed my shoes or my new hair. Oh he smelt so good. Like a roast chicken or something. Really yummy. I just wanted to take a bite out of him. Maybe he could see how much I liked him and seemed desperate. Just as well I have you guys. I'm going to finish chapter 38 of Love In the Smokey Woods and upload for you all to read tomorrow night. The tax collector and the barmaid get it on and he decides to leave his job and buy a beautiful white horse. x x x

This girl is probably just as f*cking inept as you are. ::)

... Fair enough. Thanks

She's probably not as pretty as vongal, what a dream.

Of course not. Nobody is as pretty as vongal.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 15, 2012, 04:41:55 PM
It was your first slow dance?

Yeah. I mean, she seemed pretty happy to be asked, but I wasn't really sure where to put my hands at first and then she spent the entire dance avoiding eye contact with me and then broke it off a bit early. It was just awkward and terrible and I don't know where I stand with her now and ugh.

How do you slowdance? Isn't her head supposed to be on your shoulder or something?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on December 17, 2012, 09:41:26 AM
i hate dancing
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 17, 2012, 10:54:34 AM
My mum called me today to say that a parcel arrived for me from the University of Kent. It seems they had decided to send me a Diploma of some kind. The last time I was studying there was 2007 so this was kinda unexpected but still nice :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 18, 2012, 06:44:56 AM
Professor Gaydafi!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on December 18, 2012, 07:48:50 AM
i dont know if i could trust you as a teacher
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 18, 2012, 07:56:11 AM
More like Gaydafi, DipHE
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on December 18, 2012, 09:27:40 AM
Gayer taught me everything I know.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 18, 2012, 10:05:35 AM
that is true
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on December 18, 2012, 11:31:09 AM
I taught Parsifal everything he knows.  I'm still working on repaying my debt to society.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 18, 2012, 11:37:11 AM
I taught Parsifal everything he knows.  I'm still working on repaying my debt to society.

oh?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on December 18, 2012, 01:30:53 PM
I taught Parsifal everything he knows.  I'm still working on repaying my debt to society.
Well, why is Parsifal smarter than you?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on December 18, 2012, 01:42:08 PM
Is he really smarter than me, though?

...

Yeah, he is.  But don't be such a pedant.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on December 18, 2012, 01:48:46 PM
I taught Parsifal everything he knows.  I'm still working on repaying my debt to society.
Well, why is Parsifal smarter than you?


Intelligence != knowledge. You can teach knowledge, but not intelligence. Never bring a question to a semantics fight.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on December 18, 2012, 01:51:51 PM
Actually you can teach intelligence, but only to a very small extent, and it usually doesn't work. The rest of it is innate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on December 18, 2012, 02:09:19 PM
Actually you can teach intelligence, but only to a very small extent, and it usually doesn't work. The rest of it is innate.


If only we lived in Cyrodiil. Plus fire.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on December 18, 2012, 02:38:36 PM
Define intelligence.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 18, 2012, 03:12:50 PM
Your all retarted
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spanner34.5 on December 19, 2012, 05:31:58 AM
I am.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 04, 2013, 09:46:35 AM
I was at the pool today and the kids haven't yet gone back to school. The pool is laned off though and I managed a good swim.
However it was after my swim, I happened to be getting my stuff out of my locker. You ever get that feeling you are being watched? Well I was bent over wearing just my lycra jammers because the lockers are all floor based and I turned around to see a 12-13 year old girl having a really good stare at my arse. (I'm 35 this month for those that don't follow the life of Thork.) Anyway, she saw me looking at her, looking at my arse. I flashed her a smile like 'its ok, I caught you, I'm not offended' but she turned purple with embarrassment. More amusing her mother (who frankly was much more to my taste) saw her daughter turn purple, new she'd been busted looking at my arse and decided to turn purple as well. Glad I wasn't in the car for that conversation on the way home.

Other than that, my day has been 'meh'.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 04, 2013, 09:49:25 AM
Did you get her phone number?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 04, 2013, 09:49:49 AM
The mother's? No.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 04, 2013, 09:51:44 AM
The mother's? No.

Golden opportunity wasted.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 04, 2013, 09:53:54 AM
Thork's arse is attractive to 12 year old girls.

It is.


I'm a bit meh. The Glorious Leader has developed a sudden fear of the dark which is making night times not so fun and my sleep is shit and I can't take my sleeping pills anymore cos when I took one last week I started hallucinating and freaking out and ended up having to call an ambulance :( Now I have melatonin pills instead but they don't send me to sleep, just stop me waking up so much.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 04, 2013, 09:56:47 AM
The mother's? No.

Golden opportunity wasted.
She had baggage. Baggage that had taken a liking to my arse.

I chatted to one of the new life guards today. She was about 20. Cute, but too young.

Didn't see anything appropriate today. :(

Thork's arse is attractive to 12 year old girls.

It is.
I guess so. For an older guy I'm in quite good shape. I swim lots so I still have a 6-pack and no wobbly bits. I guess for a young girl coming to terms with her hormones it was all a bit much.  8)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 04, 2013, 11:06:36 AM
I have a cold.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 04, 2013, 11:41:46 AM
The mother's? No.

Golden opportunity wasted.
She had baggage. Baggage that had taken a liking to my arse.

Baggage that will turn 18 in just 6 years!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on January 04, 2013, 11:46:28 AM
I taught Parsifal everything he knows.  I'm still working on repaying my debt to society.
Well, why is Parsifal smarter than you?


Intelligence != knowledge. You can teach knowledge, but not intelligence. Never bring a question to a semantics fight.

But smartness is associated with knowledge, not intelligence.

Also, what would you say is the difference between intelligence and wisdom?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on January 04, 2013, 11:59:37 AM
I taught Parsifal everything he knows.  I'm still working on repaying my debt to society.
Well, why is Parsifal smarter than you?


Intelligence != knowledge. You can teach knowledge, but not intelligence. Never bring a question to a semantics fight.

But smartness is associated with knowledge, not intelligence.

Also, what would you say is the difference between intelligence and wisdom?

Wisdom, is that not a combination of knowledge and intelligence?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on January 04, 2013, 03:56:49 PM
I was at the pool today and the kids haven't yet gone back to school. The pool is laned off though and I managed a good swim.
However it was after my swim, I happened to be getting my stuff out of my locker. You ever get that feeling you are being watched? Well I was bent over wearing just my lycra jammers because the lockers are all floor based and I turned around to see a 12-13 year old girl having a really good stare at my arse. (I'm 35 this month for those that don't follow the life of Thork.) Anyway, she saw me looking at her, looking at my arse. I flashed her a smile like 'its ok, I caught you, I'm not offended' but she turned purple with embarrassment. More amusing her mother (who frankly was much more to my taste) saw her daughter turn purple, new she'd been busted looking at my arse and decided to turn purple as well. Glad I wasn't in the car for that conversation on the way home.

Other than that, my day has been 'meh'.
Reported for pedophilia.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 05, 2013, 09:03:30 AM
I chatted to one of the new life guards today. She was about 20. Cute, but too young.

Th*rk's got a granny fancy
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on January 08, 2013, 12:09:06 AM
Electricity was out for quite a long while. Other stuff sucked as well, but I don't feel like typing much at the moment. I haven't had proper sleep in forever. Been laying down and trying to sleep for hours at a time again. Blah.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 08, 2013, 11:09:40 AM
8 hours of mediation in Court today. Knackered! But possibly have reached an agreement (well for the next two years anyway) just got to wait and see if my ex decides to sign it or not by the 18th. Had to laugh though when his lawyer didn't even bother turning up.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 08, 2013, 12:55:51 PM
Your ex sounds like a douche.  Why were you ever with this guy to begin with?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on January 08, 2013, 02:52:53 PM
Your ex sounds like a douche.  Why were you ever with this guy to begin with?
Sex.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 08, 2013, 07:09:47 PM
Your ex sounds like a douche.  Why were you ever with this guy to begin with?

People obviously don't act the same way at the end of a relationship than at its beginning.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 08, 2013, 07:12:01 PM
Your ex sounds like a douche.  Why were you ever with this guy to begin with?

People obviously don't act the same way at the end of a relationship than at its beginning.

Women get mad because they want men to change, but they don't. 

Men get mad because they don't want women to change, but they do.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 09, 2013, 12:36:31 AM
Your ex sounds like a douche.  Why were you ever with this guy to begin with?

The real douche move was separating within months after having a baby. Now that child is going to grow up without a coherent family, no doubt with parents telling them conflicting things and making conflicting rules.

If they separated that soon after childbirth, the relationship couldn't have been that strong when they decided to procreate. So why do it?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 09, 2013, 12:40:40 AM
She was an accident

And he was a douche all the way through, I was just an idiot.

But Maria will probably be fine, kids cope a lot better than people think.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 09, 2013, 12:48:55 AM
She was an accident

Thankfully, we have modern technology, like little plastic things you can put over the guy's dong, and coat hangers.

And he was a douche all the way through, I was just an idiot.

Meanwhile, in a pub somewhere in rural Finland:

The Bloke: She was a bitch all the way through. I was just an idiot.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 09, 2013, 02:51:20 AM
I'm happy with the results of the accident
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 09, 2013, 02:55:06 AM
I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I also note you don't deny your negligence in the application of birth control.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 09, 2013, 06:06:16 AM
Parsifal is an expert on relationships.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 09, 2013, 06:33:32 AM
I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I think it's the bloke who doesn't want to play nice.

Parsifal is an expert on relationships.

Dr. Parsifal*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 09, 2013, 06:54:40 AM
I got fed up of looking at the life guard and thinking she is hot. Today I went over and asked her out. She said yes. I am going on a date next week. That is all.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 09, 2013, 07:47:23 AM
I got fed up of looking at the life guard and thinking she is hot. Today I went over and asked her out. She said yes. I am going on a date next week. That is all.
Good job, Thork.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 09, 2013, 08:13:41 AM
I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I also note you don't deny your negligence in the application of birth control.

I'm sharing nicely, he's the one being a penguin

We used Magic condoms :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 09, 2013, 08:36:19 AM
I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I also note you don't deny your negligence in the application of birth control.

I'm sharing nicely, he's the one being a penguin

We used Magic condoms :(
Condoms break, always use the pill.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 09, 2013, 08:55:52 AM
I got fed up of looking at the life guard and thinking she is hot. Today I went over and asked her out. She said yes. I am going on a date next week. That is all.

Tell her how powerful you are on FES! Women can't resist power.


Also, wasn't she 20?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 09, 2013, 09:05:17 AM
I said 'That is all'! >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 09, 2013, 09:07:56 AM
I said 'That is all'! >:(

We myst have answers
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 09, 2013, 10:03:38 AM
I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I also note you don't deny your negligence in the application of birth control.

I'm sharing nicely, he's the one being a penguin

We used Magic condoms :(
Condoms break, always use the pill.

I don't wanna use the pill, I'd probably turn into some psycho grumpy bitch on it. I want moar babies soon anyway.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 09, 2013, 10:39:57 AM
I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I also note you don't deny your negligence in the application of birth control.

I'm sharing nicely, he's the one being a penguin

We used Magic condoms :(
Condoms break, always use the pill.

I don't wanna use the pill, I'd probably turn into some psycho grumpy bitch on it. I want moar babies soon anyway.

Yes this world totally need more babies with broken up homes
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 09, 2013, 10:58:56 AM
I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I also note you don't deny your negligence in the application of birth control.

I'm sharing nicely, he's the one being a penguin

We used Magic condoms :(
Condoms break, always use the pill.

I don't wanna use the pill, I'd probably turn into some psycho grumpy bitch on it. I want moar babies soon anyway.

Yes this world totally need more babies with broken up homes
It doesn't matter where we came from. Only that we are here.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 09, 2013, 11:45:35 AM
I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I also note you don't deny your negligence in the application of birth control.

I'm sharing nicely, he's the one being a penguin

We used Magic condoms :(
Condoms break, always use the pill.

I don't wanna use the pill, I'd probably turn into some psycho grumpy bitch on it. I want moar babies soon anyway.

Yes this world totally need more babies with broken up homes

 :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on January 09, 2013, 12:51:58 PM
I got fed up of looking at the life guard and thinking she is hot. Today I went over and asked her out. She said yes. I am going on a date next week. That is all.
Atta boy Thork!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on January 09, 2013, 01:26:46 PM
I got fed up of looking at the life guard and thinking she is hot. Today I went over and asked her out. She said yes. I am going on a date next week. That is all.

That's awesome, Thork! Age genuinely doesn't matter, as long as she's not underage, so don't have any worries about that and anyone who nags you about it is stupid, so go for it. Make a good impression, but don't be someone else. Anything that lasts longer than a fling will end badly, then. But I'm sure you know what you're doing. :]


I just got back from rehearsal for a short short film I'm doing for a friend. She's a really good director with an eye for things. Though a different friend is directing, actually, it's her first, but she's kind of under the former's guidance. It's just me and one other person in the film, I'd never met her before but she was really nice.

Now, this must be followed with the mention of the fact that I am extremely socially paranoid and awkward. I have literally spent many, many hours of trepidation pondering all the things that could go horribly wrong. I was in a couple of plays a couple of years ago in high school (one of which was just me and two others in front of hundreds of people...and 60% of the play was improvised). They were horrifying, but how much they made me realize I love acting kept me pushing through all of the unbridled fear and just doing it. The three-person play was one of the best times of my life, honestly. I cried after the last performance. :[

But yeah, I did those and one film with the director of this one before, so this was the first time I'd done any acting in a couple years. I hadn't been able to sleep the last couple of nights. It wasn't even just the acting part, it was just the thought of being around them and what they'd think of me after all this time and how pathetically I'd come off and if they'd hate me and regret asking me to be half of it and ajfdklfjskfj. When I got there I was quite literally shaking for the first 30-60 minutes.

Then, though...it was...fun. A lot of fun. We all had basically the same sense of humour, we were laughing and joking around while still taking the script and reading seriously (speaking of which, I only got the script yesterday, while they all have had it for weeks, so I worked my ass off memorizing it in a couple of hours...only to find out nobody else had any of it memorized). I don't have anything good to say about my acting (surprise surprise), but something about it was so invigorating. I'd been telling myself that I was losing interest in acting the past few years, but actually doing it again reminded me how much I love it.

One thing I am minorly proud of is how much more seriously I take it nowadays, even though I haven't done it at all. Back when I was in theatre I'd just kind of read the lines, listen to how they said my character should be and then act. Nowadays I get way more involved with the actual character, figuring out the backstory and mannerisms and sitting there rehearsing in a mirror, actually acting like I'm them and analyzing every word and how I say things and all of that. It means I've become somehow even more critical of myself, but a bit more of a "okay, no, not like that, so how can we at least try to improve that?" kind of way.

I only got back a bit ago, and my heart is still racing. I just feel...really happy, for the first time in a long time. Tomorrow I'll probably go back to how I usually am, but for now I'm just savoring it. I'm about to cry I think. It's kind of sad that being happy is such a momentous thing, but I'm just happy about it all ajfkdsj. Usually when I get back from anything where I talk to other people (especially ones I know casually or used to know), I sit there all crushed and analyze all the things I should have said, when I sounded really awkward (all the time), when I sounded stupid (all the time), where I didn't fit in, what people were probably thinking about me at various points, but...you know what? I'm not going to today. I'm going to take it for how it felt, and it was just...good. As far as I'm concerned, today was amazing. And I'm not going to let myself ruin it this time. :]
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 09, 2013, 01:28:11 PM
I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I also note you don't deny your negligence in the application of birth control.

I'm sharing nicely, he's the one being a penguin

We used Magic condoms :(
Condoms break, always use the pill.

I don't wanna use the pill, I'd probably turn into some psycho grumpy bitch on it. I want moar babies soon anyway.
They tend to change your weight more than your personality. I take a low estrogen pill and I didn't notice any side effects. The down side with low estro being that if you take the pill even 2 hours late you'll probably start your period early.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 09, 2013, 02:03:24 PM
I got fed up of looking at the life guard and thinking she is hot. Today I went over and asked her out. She said yes. I am going on a date next week. That is all.

That's awesome, Thork! Age genuinely doesn't matter, as long as she's not underage, so don't have any worries about that and anyone who nags you about it is stupid, so go for it. Make a good impression, but don't be someone else. Anything that lasts longer than a fling will end badly, then. But I'm sure you know what you're doing. :]
She is 31. I'm 35 in 15 days. They employ more than one life guard.

Also, wasn't she 20?
See above.

I got fed up of looking at the life guard and thinking she is hot. Today I went over and asked her out. She said yes. I am going on a date next week. That is all.
Atta boy Thork!
Thanks.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 09, 2013, 03:04:55 PM
I'm not going to today. I'm going to take it for how it felt, and it was just...good. As far as I'm concerned, today was amazing. And I'm not going to let myself ruin it this time. :]

Good for you :)

She is 31. I'm 35 in 15 days. They employ more than one life guard.

Going for the youngsters huh?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 09, 2013, 11:02:33 PM
Aww yay Supertails, glad you enjoyed yourself, acting/rehearsing always made me feel happy too

I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I also note you don't deny your negligence in the application of birth control.

I'm sharing nicely, he's the one being a penguin

We used Magic condoms :(
Condoms break, always use the pill.

I don't wanna use the pill, I'd probably turn into some psycho grumpy bitch on it. I want moar babies soon anyway.
They tend to change your weight more than your personality. I take a low estrogen pill and I didn't notice any side effects. The down side with low estro being that if you take the pill even 2 hours late you'll probably start your period early.

I thought about possibly trying the mini-pill as doesn't seem to have as many side effects but I'm terrible at remembering to take medication so I really wouldn't trust myself on the pill. I did almost get the mirena coil but the actual idea of having something stuck up there and having to check it stays in place just freaks me out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 09, 2013, 11:31:15 PM
Aww yay Supertails, glad you enjoyed yourself, acting/rehearsing always made me feel happy too

I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I also note you don't deny your negligence in the application of birth control.

I'm sharing nicely, he's the one being a penguin

We used Magic condoms :(
Condoms break, always use the pill.

I don't wanna use the pill, I'd probably turn into some psycho grumpy bitch on it. I want moar babies soon anyway.
They tend to change your weight more than your personality. I take a low estrogen pill and I didn't notice any side effects. The down side with low estro being that if you take the pill even 2 hours late you'll probably start your period early.

I thought about possibly trying the mini-pill as doesn't seem to have as many side effects but I'm terrible at remembering to take medication so I really wouldn't trust myself on the pill. I did almost get the mirena coil but the actual idea of having something stuck up there and having to check it stays in place just freaks me out.
Ew, I feel the same way. The pill is the best option for me but I take it late on a semi-frequent basis even with my alarm. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 10, 2013, 12:08:39 AM
Aww yay Supertails, glad you enjoyed yourself, acting/rehearsing always made me feel happy too

I'm happy with the results of the accident

Not happy enough to willingly share it with the other party to the accident, it seems.

I also note you don't deny your negligence in the application of birth control.

I'm sharing nicely, he's the one being a penguin

We used Magic condoms :(
Condoms break, always use the pill.

I don't wanna use the pill, I'd probably turn into some psycho grumpy bitch on it. I want moar babies soon anyway.
They tend to change your weight more than your personality. I take a low estrogen pill and I didn't notice any side effects. The down side with low estro being that if you take the pill even 2 hours late you'll probably start your period early.

I thought about possibly trying the mini-pill as doesn't seem to have as many side effects but I'm terrible at remembering to take medication so I really wouldn't trust myself on the pill. I did almost get the mirena coil but the actual idea of having something stuck up there and having to check it stays in place just freaks me out.
Ew, I feel the same way. The pill is the best option for me but I take it late on a semi-frequent basis even with my alarm. :(

Silly rooster, hope you don't get preggers
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 10, 2013, 12:34:30 AM
Silly rooster, hope you don't get preggers

Well, her method seems to be working better than yours did.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 10, 2013, 10:17:14 AM
Quote
I'm not responsible enough to take a pill every day, but I am responsible enough to take care of a child


Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 10, 2013, 10:45:30 AM
Silly rooster, hope you don't get preggers

Well, her method seems to be working better than yours did.
It's true, it works splendidly. And when I take a pill late and I know the flow will be coming I just don't have sex. It's simple really.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 10, 2013, 03:25:30 PM
My girlfriend gets a shot every 4 months or something like that.  It's been working pretty well, we haven't used a condom in ages.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on January 10, 2013, 06:38:58 PM
Reading this thread, it's not hard to see why the FES charity drive isn't going so well...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 10, 2013, 11:07:44 PM
The FES charity drive started?

Also I never even got my care package from the last drive drive two years ago.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 11, 2013, 07:41:13 AM
I saw steroids!!!! >o<

So I was at the pool today (didn't see my life guard date as she is on afternoons at the moment) and in a lane with me was a big ginger steroid user. He was late 20s and had pretty bad acne all over his shoulders. He also had stupidly large muscles. He waited until I had almost finished the length I was on and pushed off just in front of me. How bloody disrespectful. As though his steroids where going to make him way quicker. Well I smacked his feet all the way for 4 lengths until he got out of the way. Doesn't matter how strong you are, if you thrash about like a fish on a hook you won't go very quickly.
I then caught him up every 8 lengths and overtook him. Eventually he and his mutant body got out and left me a lane to myself.

Three things that p*ss me off. Steroids, bad lane etiquette and gingers! >o<

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 11, 2013, 10:29:03 AM
You met Hara?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 11, 2013, 10:36:11 AM
Everyone's gotta hate on the gingers. I enjoy handsome gingers.

Anyway, I'm going to be quitting Cymbalta cold turkey starting yesterday. I've been wanting to quit for awhile now cause I don't feel like I need it, but I hadn't made an appointment with my doctor about it. Now that I'm no longer on my mummy's insurance, the monthly bottle is $260, so what better time to quit then the present? Teh Intarwebz said I should expect mood swings and the return of manic depressive symptoms, but that seems unlikely since I was taking Cymbalta for anxiety and not depression. I do know that after 2 days I'll be dizzy, lightheaded, and clumsy as all hell. Apparently, that's my brain slowing down. Good thing after today I won't be working for a few days.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on January 11, 2013, 03:14:40 PM
Why do so many people here take some sort of medication?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 11, 2013, 03:18:45 PM
Because most of them have issues, which is why they spend all their time on the internet and not enjoying a life. Remarkably I have never taken any kind of mind medication apart from the odd headache tablet maybe once every couple of years.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 11, 2013, 03:44:42 PM
I don't take medications.  I don't even like taking tylenol when I have a headache.  I just drink a beer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 11, 2013, 03:57:26 PM
Why do so many people here take some sort of medication?
Well my problem is that I have panic attacks in large crowds. The last time I had one was at Particle's graduation. There were just too many people in too little space and my personal bubble was horribly violated. Opposed to what Thork said, this didn't keep me from having a life as crowds that large are not a common occurrence. But I seem to be getting over it anyway. During the Thanksgiving holiday I was on 4 different planes and I didn't freak out at all.  Nor did I freak out during my own graduation.

Now I would prefer to be off all meds except for my birth control.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on January 11, 2013, 04:03:59 PM
I don't take anything other than paracetamol, aspirin and maybe an anti-congestion tablet if I have a blocked nose.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 11, 2013, 04:05:21 PM
Why do so many people here take some sort of medication?

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/drugs.htm (http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/drugs.htm)

It's not that remarkable, statistically.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on January 11, 2013, 04:19:18 PM
Why do so many people here take some sort of medication?
Well my problem is that I have panic attacks in large crowds. The last time I had one was at Particle's graduation. There were just too many people in too little space and my personal bubble was horribly violated. Opposed to what Thork said, this didn't keep me from having a life as crowds that large are not a common occurrence. But I seem to be getting over it anyway. During the Thanksgiving holiday I was on 4 different planes and I didn't freak out at all.  Nor did I freak out during my own graduation.


I have this problem but not just large crowds due to social anxiety disorder. I've tried many medications and they did more harm than good, so I have to do without. Though, I was never really interested in having to always take medication to deal with my anxiety. It gets hard at times, but I've been doing a lot better (crowds still freak me out). I still live a normal life and do most things everyone else can do. However, it's not as easy for everyone to live a "normal" life as Thork has said.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 11, 2013, 08:27:14 PM
Why do so many people here take some sort of medication?
Well my problem is that I have panic attacks in large crowds. The last time I had one was at Particle's graduation. There were just too many people in too little space and my personal bubble was horribly violated. Opposed to what Thork said, this didn't keep me from having a life as crowds that large are not a common occurrence. But I seem to be getting over it anyway. During the Thanksgiving holiday I was on 4 different planes and I didn't freak out at all.  Nor did I freak out during my own graduation.


I have this problem but not just large crowds due to social anxiety disorder. I've tried many medications and they did more harm than good, so I have to do without. Though, I was never really interested in having to always take medication to deal with my anxiety. It gets hard at times, but I've been doing a lot better (crowds still freak me out). I still live a normal life and do most things everyone else can do. However, it's not as easy for everyone to live a "normal" life as Thork has said.
I thought it was best to start some medication when I was having trouble making it through a work shift without hiding in the back and crying.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 12, 2013, 12:40:15 AM
Must suck to get panic attacks :(

I've been prescribed 'mind medication' before but I didn't take it and I don't need anything like that anymore. And I was on sleeping pills for a while but then they made me hallucinate and its not easy to sleep when you think the monkey next to the bed is moving so I stopped them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on January 12, 2013, 10:18:43 AM
Panic attacks are horrible. I started taking anxiety meds in high school. My anxiety was getting worse then and I started to not even go to school a lot of the time. I made so much progress though after high school that I didn't worry about it for a while. More recently I gave them another try, but I had to stop taking them because they made me feel worse.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 12, 2013, 10:28:35 AM
And I was on sleeping pills for a while but then they made me hallucinate and its not easy to sleep when you think the monkey next to the bed is moving so I stopped them.

Probably was Ambien CR?  That shit is ridick.  If you still need sleep aid, try asking for regular Ambien or better yet Lunesta.  They probably have Finnish named counterparts but I'm sure you can figure that out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 12, 2013, 11:53:22 AM
And I was on sleeping pills for a while but then they made me hallucinate and its not easy to sleep when you think the monkey next to the bed is moving so I stopped them.

Probably was Ambien CR?  That shit is ridick.  If you still need sleep aid, try asking for regular Ambien or better yet Lunesta.  They probably have Finnish named counterparts but I'm sure you can figure that out.
If by ridic you mean "so fun" then yes.

I can get insomnia fairly badly due to my anxiety. The best way to sleep without meds is to get up early, have a busy day (which I'm sure is not an issue when you have a child), then have a nice long unwind period. Take a bubble bath, read, or meditate while in bed. The meditating part can be tricky especially when your brain won't stfu, but focusing on your breathing (even chant "in, out") and then focus on relaxing each body part individually.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 12, 2013, 12:20:47 PM
Or smoke some weed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 12, 2013, 12:32:18 PM
Marijuana can be pretty terrible for anxiety.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on January 12, 2013, 12:40:24 PM
Marijuana can be pretty terrible for anxiety.

It can be, but it usually helps me with mine. At certain places it will make it worse though. It also helps me with insomnia.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 12, 2013, 12:55:25 PM
It was mostly meant for the sleeping problem. Don't smoke weed when you're going into a situation where you would already naturally be anxious.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 12, 2013, 12:55:44 PM
And I was on sleeping pills for a while but then they made me hallucinate and its not easy to sleep when you think the monkey next to the bed is moving so I stopped them.

Probably was Ambien CR?  That shit is ridick.  If you still need sleep aid, try asking for regular Ambien or better yet Lunesta.  They probably have Finnish named counterparts but I'm sure you can figure that out.
If by ridic you mean "so fun" then yes.

I can get insomnia fairly badly due to my anxiety. The best way to sleep without meds is to get up early, have a busy day (which I'm sure is not an issue when you have a child), then have a nice long unwind period. Take a bubble bath, read, or meditate while in bed. The meditating part can be tricky especially when your brain won't stfu, but focusing on your breathing (even chant "in, out") and then focus on relaxing each body part individually.

I can't get an unwind period anymore, Maria won't go to sleep til I go to bed as she is refusing to sleep alone :( But I'm taking melatonin now and it helps a lot without the nasty side effects. I was taking ambien before, and before that something else but it made me angry so I couldn't take it anymore
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on January 12, 2013, 01:15:18 PM
Believe it or not having sex can help with anxiety and not being able to sleep.

I wouldn't recommend marijuana, it's likely making it worse.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 12, 2013, 01:29:44 PM
Marijuana can be pretty terrible for anxiety.
Yes. I stopped smoking when it only gave me panic attacks, even when alone at home playing vidja games.

Also, it was pretty difficult for me to fall asleep when high.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 12, 2013, 01:46:24 PM
I smoked a lot at uni. I mean like more than anyone I knew. the stronger, the better. It gave me a stutter and my brain would literally micro-pause in everyday life mid-conversation. I think it was more than 5 years after my last joint, before the stutter and micro-pauses disappeared.

I actually think I'm back to normal and all side effects are gone, but my days of messing about with nefarious drugs are over.

I never had any problems sleeping.
It didn't make me depressed.

I remember one week where I just smoked from the minute I got up to the minute I went to bed. By the end of it I craved an independent thought of my own. When I'm high I tend to think about nothing at all. That seems like a waste of time these days.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 12, 2013, 06:13:16 PM
When I'm high I tend to think about nothing at all.

How is this any different from when you aren't high?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on January 12, 2013, 09:54:52 PM
my days of messing about with nefarious drugs are over.


This point is fair enough, but I genuinely believe that lifestyle trumps substance. It's just as easy to become dependent on cheap cider as it is to become dependent on some "nefarious drugs". I think strong willpower is ace, but some degree of legally-enforced willpower is a lot better, though the form it takes is up for debate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 13, 2013, 04:38:46 AM
You're using weed wrong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 13, 2013, 08:27:10 PM
Withdrawal symptoms so far: night-sweats, dizziness, loss of coordination, trouble speaking, and this horrible brain stutter which feels like my brain trying to catch up with what my eyes are seeing. Today was my third day without Cymbalta and definitely the worst day so far. I've also been having extremely vivid dreams and nightmares, I just woke up from a Doctor Who nightmare. Standing up and moving has become difficult and taking a shower feels like running a marathon.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on January 13, 2013, 09:29:20 PM
This thread makes me happy that I'm 100% physically and mentally healthy, young and not a woman. Thanks, guys.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 13, 2013, 10:01:26 PM
This thread makes me happy that I'm 100% physically and mentally healthy, young and not a woman. Thanks, guys.
I'll be physically and mentally happy after this withdrawal process. And what's wrong with being a woman?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on January 13, 2013, 10:04:38 PM
Nothing, I just don't envy getting pregnant after forgetting to take the pill.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 13, 2013, 10:08:46 PM
Nothing, I just don't envy getting pregnant after forgetting to take the pill.
I'm not entirely certain it works that quickly. Although, PP's mom says that he's the result of one missed pill. I'm not sure how much I really believe that though... Especially if the woman resumes taking the pill while unaware of the pregnancy. I would think it would almost be like taking the day after pill but I don't know.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 13, 2013, 11:54:10 PM
Nothing, I just don't envy getting pregnant after forgetting to take the pill.
Although, PP's mom says that he's the result of one missed pill.

OHH BURN

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 14, 2013, 02:32:12 AM
Nothing, I just don't envy getting pregnant after forgetting to take the pill.
I'm not entirely certain it works that quickly. Although, PP's mom says that he's the result of one missed pill. I'm not sure how much I really believe that though... Especially if the woman resumes taking the pill while unaware of the pregnancy. I would think it would almost be like taking the day after pill but I don't know.
No, clearly you don't know.

The pill is oestrogen. The female hormone. It is a steroid. It doesn't build muscle like testosterone, but it does change your biology so that you are infertile. Its such a shock to your system that your body does not ovulate properly. However, should you stop taking the pill, you release an egg and you become fertile. If this happens in one day, you'll get pregnant. Extra pills afterwards are not going to undo or take back that released egg. You will remain fertile until your next period. So if you forget in week one, you might still get pregnant in week 3 of your cycle.
The fact young women are taking these powerful drugs and don't understand them is fairly frightening. The amount of life that must be destroyed as a result later is stomach churning. 25% of all pregnancies end in termination.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 14, 2013, 03:14:41 AM
Nothing, I just don't envy getting pregnant after forgetting to take the pill.
Although, PP's mom says that he's the result of one missed pill.

OHH BURN

That was news to me.

(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/185/f/e/life_finds_a_way_by_lerms-d3kzxyl.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 14, 2013, 06:17:21 AM
Nothing, I just don't envy getting pregnant after forgetting to take the pill.
I'm not entirely certain it works that quickly. Although, PP's mom says that he's the result of one missed pill. I'm not sure how much I really believe that though... Especially if the woman resumes taking the pill while unaware of the pregnancy. I would think it would almost be like taking the day after pill but I don't know.
No, clearly you don't know.

The pill is oestrogen. The female hormone. It is a steroid. It doesn't build muscle like testosterone, but it does change your biology so that you are infertile. Its such a shock to your system that your body does not ovulate properly. However, should you stop taking the pill, you release an egg and you become fertile. If this happens in one day, you'll get pregnant. Extra pills afterwards are not going to undo or take back that released egg. You will remain fertile until your next period. So if you forget in week one, you might still get pregnant in week 3 of your cycle.
The fact young women are taking these powerful drugs and don't understand them is fairly frightening. The amount of life that must be destroyed as a result later is stomach churning. 25% of all pregnancies end in termination.
Yes, I'm aware it's estrogen thank you.  ::)
And my period starts soon after I have a missed pill so I don't really have to worry about remaing fertile.

How did you not know, PP? Your mom loves telling that story. Also about how your shoulders were extremely hard to pass during birth. More difficult than A&A's even though he was the fat baby. She loves talking about you and all about creating you. Anyway, a missed pill explains the huge age gap between you two.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 14, 2013, 06:27:10 AM
I knew about my incredible shoulders, but not the pill. Maybe she thought I would take offense.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 14, 2013, 06:32:03 AM
I knew about my incredible shoulders, but not the pill. Maybe she thought I would take offense.
ahaha. I don't see why. I always thought "mistake" was a harsh word. Just because you didn't plan a baby doesn't mean they're a mistake. But she never actually called you a mistake anyway. I think it was mostly a way to explain for the age gap.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 14, 2013, 07:08:16 AM
Well this is an awkward family moment.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 14, 2013, 07:12:07 AM
Sorry Thork, we've decided to abort you.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 14, 2013, 09:08:35 AM
She loves talking about you and all about creating you. Anyway, a missed pill explains the huge age gap between you two.

I love it when my mother-in-law talks about having sex with my father-in-law.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 14, 2013, 09:11:11 AM
She loves talking about you and all about creating you. Anyway, a missed pill explains the huge age gap between you two.

I love it when my mother-in-law talks about having sex with my father-in-law.

You're married? I always pictured you as a six or seven year old.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 14, 2013, 09:23:41 AM
She loves talking about you and all about creating you. Anyway, a missed pill explains the huge age gap between you two.

I love it when my mother-in-law talks about having sex with my father-in-law.

You're married? I always pictured you as a six or seven year old.

BURN
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on January 14, 2013, 10:22:28 AM
Nothing, I just don't envy getting pregnant after forgetting to take the pill.
I'm not entirely certain it works that quickly. Although, PP's mom says that he's the result of one missed pill. I'm not sure how much I really believe that though... Especially if the woman resumes taking the pill while unaware of the pregnancy. I would think it would almost be like taking the day after pill but I don't know.
No, clearly you don't know.

The pill is oestrogen. The female hormone. It is a steroid. It doesn't build muscle like testosterone, but it does change your biology so that you are infertile. Its such a shock to your system that your body does not ovulate properly. However, should you stop taking the pill, you release an egg and you become fertile. If this happens in one day, you'll get pregnant. Extra pills afterwards are not going to undo or take back that released egg. You will remain fertile until your next period. So if you forget in week one, you might still get pregnant in week 3 of your cycle.
The fact young women are taking these powerful drugs and don't understand them is fairly frightening. The amount of life that must be destroyed as a result later is stomach churning. 25% of all pregnancies end in termination.

That's mainly how the pill works but it also thins the blood linning of the uterus making it more likely a fertilised egg will miscarriage. So it's not all doom and gloom, but I wouldn't recomend not taking it on time
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 14, 2013, 10:35:39 AM
She loves talking about you and all about creating you. Anyway, a missed pill explains the huge age gap between you two.

I love it when my mother-in-law talks about having sex with my father-in-law.
hawt
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on January 14, 2013, 02:16:51 PM
She loves talking about you and all about creating you. Anyway, a missed pill explains the huge age gap between you two.

I love it when my mother-in-law talks about having sex with my father-in-law.

You're married? I always pictured you as a six or seven year old.

BURN

This is why I picture you as a toddler.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 15, 2013, 11:50:00 AM
She loves talking about you and all about creating you. Anyway, a missed pill explains the huge age gap between you two.

I love it when my mother-in-law talks about having sex with my father-in-law.

You're married? I always pictured you as a six or seven year old.

BURN

This is why I picture you as a toddler.

COMBO BURN.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 17, 2013, 07:15:05 AM
I'm going on my date in 5 hours. I'm frightened. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 17, 2013, 07:35:07 AM
Have fun
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 17, 2013, 07:57:20 AM
I'm going on my date in 5 hours. I'm frightened. :(

You're going to do great. Just try not to think about how gangly, awkward, and unlikable you are. Also, try to keep your face concealed from her as much as possible.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 17, 2013, 08:00:31 AM
Also, don't mention the fact that you live with your mother.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 17, 2013, 08:06:53 AM
You should definitely gloat liberally about your affiliation with the Flat Earth Society.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 17, 2013, 08:54:44 AM
Definitely.  And go into great detail about how powerful you are here.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 17, 2013, 09:21:58 AM
Definitely.  And go into great detail about how powerful you are here.

Stop repeating me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 17, 2013, 11:18:22 AM
She is likely more frightened than you are.  She is going out with you, poor girl.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Secret User on January 17, 2013, 11:41:49 AM
Whenever I meet new people at college and tell them I am a member of the Flat Earth Society they just laugh. Then when I tell them with a straight face "No, I'm serious" they still laugh but it's more nervous. What am I doing wrong :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 17, 2013, 11:55:38 AM
You need to show them your membership card, and print out ENaG and hand it to them, but don't shout "READ IT AND WEEP".
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on January 17, 2013, 02:44:10 PM
Good luck, Thork! I'm sure you'll do fine and I hope everything comes out perfectly. You myst share details when you get back, like where you went and what you did and an audio recording of everything. :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on January 17, 2013, 03:21:48 PM
I'm going on my date in 5 hours. I'm frightened. :(

Imagine you're going out with a friend and you're not on a date.

It helped me get over the 'it's a date' nerves.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 17, 2013, 03:25:24 PM
I'm going on my date in 5 hours. I'm frightened. :(

Imagine you're going out with a friend and you're not on a date.

It helped me get over the 'it's a date' nerves.
Pfffft. You're Commander Riker, you don't have any date nerves.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 17, 2013, 03:27:27 PM
Whenever I meet new people at college and tell them I am a member of the Flat Earth Society they just laugh. Then when I tell them with a straight face "No, I'm serious" they still laugh but it's more nervous. What am I doing wrong :(

Did you show them your medallion? 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 17, 2013, 03:54:31 PM
I don't think that went very well.
There wasn't any awkwardness and I'm pretty sure I was awesome, but I didn't get any inkling that she liked me back. At all. At any stage. Even the farewell was a kiss on the cheek. It makes me wonder why she bothered to come out in the first place.

I may be wrong but I may as well have been out with my gran. :(

Oh well. There's still another 3.5 billion of them out there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 17, 2013, 04:01:41 PM
I don't think that went very well.
There wasn't any awkwardness and I'm pretty sure I was awesome, but I didn't get any inkling that she liked me back. At all. At any stage. Even the farewell was a kiss on the cheek. It makes me wonder why she bothered to come out in the first place.

I may be wrong but I may as well have been out with my gran. :(

Oh well. There's still another 3.5 billion of them out there.
Well you usually have to go on a date to realize you're not interested in an otherwise attractive person. Not everyone's going to fall in love with your personality.

But hey, congratulations on getting in the game again, alt hund.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 17, 2013, 04:04:46 PM
Did you tell her that you are a powerful member of the Flat Earth Society?  Did you show her the medallion?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on January 17, 2013, 04:07:30 PM
I don't think that went very well.
There wasn't any awkwardness and I'm pretty sure I was awesome, but I didn't get any inkling that she liked me back. At all. At any stage. Even the farewell was a kiss on the cheek. It makes me wonder why she bothered to come out in the first place.

I may be wrong but I may as well have been out with my gran. :(

Oh well. There's still another 3.5 billion of them out there.

Well to be honest I wouldn't expect a 'proper' kiss on the first date.

Did she agree to meet up with you again?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 17, 2013, 06:04:45 PM
Keep the spaghetti securely in your pocket th*rk
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Secret User on January 17, 2013, 06:40:57 PM
Whenever I meet new people at college and tell them I am a member of the Flat Earth Society they just laugh. Then when I tell them with a straight face "No, I'm serious" they still laugh but it's more nervous. What am I doing wrong :(

Did you show them your medallion?

Someone stole my medallion and membership card a couple years ago.  :'( I show them my name in the membership registry and my youtube videos but no one takes me seriously.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 17, 2013, 07:28:30 PM
Don't you still have your certificate?  I keep mine in a safe place and display a photocopy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Secret User on January 17, 2013, 11:12:33 PM
Unfortunately I moved and it's now in a place I don't have access to. But I will continue the quest of expanding flat earth knowledge.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 17, 2013, 11:54:59 PM
I show my membership card to everyone I meet and give out flat earth globes to nice people
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 18, 2013, 12:18:41 AM
Hmm today is the last day that my ex can sign our new custody agreement. If he doesn't then we have to wait til May to go back to mediation. That would suck.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 18, 2013, 08:33:08 AM
I gotta take one of my dogs to the vet today. He hates going anywhere in the car, this isn't going to be fun. He's the only dog I've ever had that hates riding in a car, little weirdo.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 18, 2013, 09:39:10 AM
My dog doesn't like car rides either.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 18, 2013, 09:44:50 AM
I don't think that went very well.
There wasn't any awkwardness and I'm pretty sure I was awesome, but I didn't get any inkling that she liked me back. At all. At any stage. Even the farewell was a kiss on the cheek. It makes me wonder why she bothered to come out in the first place.

I may be wrong but I may as well have been out with my gran. :(

Oh well. There's still another 3.5 billion of them out there.

What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 18, 2013, 09:45:44 AM
What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
A second date.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 18, 2013, 09:48:41 AM
What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
A second date.

Oh she said no? Sorry bro, better luck next time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 18, 2013, 09:56:59 AM
What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
A second date.

Oh she said no? Sorry bro, better luck next time.
Actually it didn't come up. But she just didn't seem very interested. Usually I'd expect a girl to ask me stuff about myself or if she likes me to in some way tell me she likes at least something about me. You know, I like your eyes, you've a great sense of humour, you've a charming smile, I like your accent. Anything really. Lie if you must. But to not give any hint at all. I'm not Paul McKenna.
Anyway I sent a text saying thanks for the really nice evening and stuff and got no reply. Then I saw her today and she just chatted about her car being stuck in the snow and stuff. It doesn't really leave me any place to go. You can't progress if you have absolutely no feedback at all. That's the way to get a slap around the face. So rather than be a pest, I guess that's it. Ball's in her court but I don't think she really felt like hitting it back.
Its understandable really. I don't have a huge amount to offer right now.

Anyway, its dinner time. Gonna make some chips and oven something with them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on January 18, 2013, 11:32:53 AM
Thork, it's time to start stalking the girl. You know, follow her to the locker room, follow her home a couple of times.

Seiously though, where did you go, what did you do?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 18, 2013, 12:02:00 PM
Slip some flat earth literature into her purse.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 18, 2013, 04:20:24 PM
What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
A second date.

Oh she said no? Sorry bro, better luck next time.
Actually it didn't come up. But she just didn't seem very interested. Usually I'd expect a girl to ask me stuff about myself or if she likes me to in some way tell me she likes at least something about me. You know, I like your eyes, you've a great sense of humour, you've a charming smile, I like your accent. Anything really. Lie if you must. But to not give any hint at all. I'm not Paul McKenna.
Anyway I sent a text saying thanks for the really nice evening and stuff and got no reply. Then I saw her today and she just chatted about her car being stuck in the snow and stuff. It doesn't really leave me any place to go. You can't progress if you have absolutely no feedback at all. That's the way to get a slap around the face. So rather than be a pest, I guess that's it. Ball's in her court but I don't think she really felt like hitting it back.
Its understandable really. I don't have a huge amount to offer right now.

Obviously I don't know how you acted around her in person, but it's possible that she's put off by your low self esteem. People typically don't like people who don't like themselves. It's evident in your language. You won't be a "pest" if you just bring up the topic of going out again. Maybe she's shy. Then again, it's also possible that you're just really terrible.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 18, 2013, 04:42:59 PM
What had you expected to get on your first date  ???
A second date.

Oh she said no? Sorry bro, better luck next time.
Actually it didn't come up. But she just didn't seem very interested. Usually I'd expect a girl to ask me stuff about myself or if she likes me to in some way tell me she likes at least something about me. You know, I like your eyes, you've a great sense of humour, you've a charming smile, I like your accent. Anything really. Lie if you must. But to not give any hint at all. I'm not Paul McKenna.
Anyway I sent a text saying thanks for the really nice evening and stuff and got no reply. Then I saw her today and she just chatted about her car being stuck in the snow and stuff. It doesn't really leave me any place to go. You can't progress if you have absolutely no feedback at all. That's the way to get a slap around the face. So rather than be a pest, I guess that's it. Ball's in her court but I don't think she really felt like hitting it back.
Its understandable really. I don't have a huge amount to offer right now.

Obviously I don't know how you acted around her in person, but it's possible that she's put off by your low self esteem. People typically don't like people who don't like themselves. It's evident in your language. You won't be a "pest" if you just bring up the topic of going out again. Maybe she's shy. Then again, it's also possible that you're just really terrible.
Such dating wisdom from a teenager. Beautiful.
But srsly, the ladies loving you on facebook is silly. Just impregnate them all and be done with it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 18, 2013, 04:45:44 PM
PP is a teenager, heheheh.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 18, 2013, 04:47:23 PM
PP is a teenager, heheheh.
And probably the most successful person on this site in regards to having a life and such.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 18, 2013, 04:47:33 PM
Sam is a teenager hehehehehe
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 18, 2013, 04:57:09 PM
Sam is a teenager hehehehehe

Incorrect.  I am a man.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 18, 2013, 10:35:30 PM
Teenagers hehehe
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 19, 2013, 07:57:42 AM
Well you usually have to go on a date to realize you're not interested in an otherwise attractive person. Not everyone's going to fall in love with your personality.

This seems backwards to me. Asking arbitrary eye candy out on a date sounds like it would be a waste of time. I wouldn't want to court someone I didn't already know I got along with.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on January 19, 2013, 08:36:31 AM
Yes, but you don't have to get along with them too terribly well for a one-nighter. Those are generally always fun.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 19, 2013, 08:53:50 AM
Well you usually have to go on a date to realize you're not interested in an otherwise attractive person. Not everyone's going to fall in love with your personality.

This seems backwards to me. Asking arbitrary eye candy out on a date sounds like it would be a waste of time. I wouldn't want to court someone I didn't already know I got along with.

Physical attraction is an important prerequisite for a relationship. Since physical attraction is much easier to determine than emotional attraction, that's usually where people begin.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 19, 2013, 09:06:59 AM
Well you usually have to go on a date to realize you're not interested in an otherwise attractive person. Not everyone's going to fall in love with your personality.

This seems backwards to me. Asking arbitrary eye candy out on a date sounds like it would be a waste of time. I wouldn't want to court someone I didn't already know I got along with.
So basically you want to date friends. Thork is stepping out into the wide world and is starting from scratch.
People obviously date both ways but it seems like the older you are the more likely you are to just ask an attractive acquaintance on a date rather than your friend.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 19, 2013, 09:54:51 AM
Yes, but you don't have to get along with them too terribly well for a one-nighter. Those are generally always fun.

I've never had any interest in such things.

Physical attraction is an important prerequisite for a relationship. Since physical attraction is much easier to determine than emotional attraction, that's usually where people begin.

In my experience, physical attraction follows from an attractive personality. It's all about how the person acts. If I wanted a pretty face, I'd invest in a mannequin.

So basically you want to date friends. Thork is stepping out into the wide world and is starting from scratch.
People obviously date both ways but it seems like the older you are the more likely you are to just ask an attractive acquaintance on a date rather than your friend.

Attraction to me is a personality thing. It's not possible for me to be attracted to someone without knowing we get along first.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 19, 2013, 10:16:32 AM
Yes, but you don't have to get along with them too terribly well for a one-nighter. Those are generally always fun.

I've never had any interest in such things.

Physical attraction is an important prerequisite for a relationship. Since physical attraction is much easier to determine than emotional attraction, that's usually where people begin.

In my experience, physical attraction follows from an attractive personality. It's all about how the person acts. If I wanted a pretty face, I'd invest in a mannequin.

So basically you want to date friends. Thork is stepping out into the wide world and is starting from scratch.
People obviously date both ways but it seems like the older you are the more likely you are to just ask an attractive acquaintance on a date rather than your friend.

Attraction to me is a personality thing. It's not possible for me to be attracted to someone without knowing we get along first.
No one wants just a pretty face, both are important. Physical attraction coming solely from the personality doesn't make sense to me.
Are you telling me there's not one celebrity that you think is objectively attractive?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 19, 2013, 10:23:27 AM
No one wants just a pretty face, both are important. Physical attraction coming solely from the personality doesn't make sense to me.
Are you telling me there's not one celebrity that you think is objectively attractive?

That is indeed the case. Celebrities are among the most unattractive people in the world to me. You see only of them what they (or their agents) will you to see.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 19, 2013, 10:26:54 AM
No one wants just a pretty face, both are important. Physical attraction coming solely from the personality doesn't make sense to me.
Are you telling me there's not one celebrity that you think is objectively attractive?

That is indeed the case. Celebrities are among the most unattractive people in the world to me. You see only of them what they (or their agents) will you to see.

Er, yeah, obviously. Do you think you should be privy to all of their personal details just because they're good at acting, or music, or whatever has made them a celebrity?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 19, 2013, 10:29:27 AM
Er, yeah, obviously. Do you think you should be privy to all of their personal details just because they're good at acting, or music, or whatever has made them a celebrity?

I don't see the relevance. I made no such claim or implication; I merely stated a reason for their unattractiveness.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 19, 2013, 10:35:50 AM
So might I then assume Parsifal, that at the opposite end of the scale, there is no one you would rule out because of their looks? Their personality could rescue the situation and make them attractive to you. In effect, no woman is too ugly? Because if that is not the case, then you are also being selective based on looks, albeit having lower standards than a regular human being.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 19, 2013, 10:36:39 AM
So might I then assume Parsifal, that at the opposite end of the scale, there is no one you would rule out because of their looks? Their personality could rescue the situation and make them attractive to you. In effect, no woman is too ugly? Because if that is not the case, then you are also being selective based on looks, albeit having lower standards than a regular human being.

I honestly do not know the answer to this question. Such a situation has never come up.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 19, 2013, 10:37:29 AM
Er, yeah, obviously. Do you think you should be privy to all of their personal details just because they're good at acting, or music, or whatever has made them a celebrity?

I don't see the relevance. I made no such claim or implication; I merely stated a reason for their unattractiveness.
But I said objectively. Take aside all your personal feelings and biases and then tell me all celebrities are ugly. Don't worry about being rejected or any other irrelevant fear about the opposite sex, just pick out a pretty face.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 19, 2013, 10:38:21 AM
But I said objectively. Take aside all your personal feelings and biases and then tell me all celebrities are ugly. Don't worry about being rejected or any other irrelevant fear about the opposite sex, just pick out a pretty face.

Your enquiry makes no sense. Human attractiveness is a purely subjective judgment. There is no such thing as objective attractiveness.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on January 19, 2013, 10:38:57 AM
Er, yeah, obviously. Do you think you should be privy to all of their personal details just because they're good at acting, or music, or whatever has made them a celebrity?

I don't see the relevance. I made no such claim or implication; I merely stated a reason for their unattractiveness.
But I said objectively. Take aside all your personal feelings and biases and then tell me all celebrities are ugly. Don't worry about being rejected or any other irrelevant fear about the opposite sex, just pick out a pretty face.

But attraction is based on personal feelings and biases.  ???
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 19, 2013, 10:46:17 AM
But I said objectively. Take aside all your personal feelings and biases and then tell me all celebrities are ugly. Don't worry about being rejected or any other irrelevant fear about the opposite sex, just pick out a pretty face.

Your enquiry makes no sense. Human attractiveness is a purely subjective judgment. There is no such thing as objective attractiveness.

Not truly objective, but there are features that are nearly universally considered attractive for evolutionary reasons.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 19, 2013, 10:47:34 AM
I'm not talking about attraction as a whole, just physical attraction. Humans respond well to symmetrical faces in general.

I could say George Clooney is attractive, but he's not my cup of tea.
Megan Fox is attractive, but she's a dadrock bitch.

Yes, people still have personal preferences, but you're just lying if you can't pick out a pretty face even if their personality is shit. Tom Hardy is a dumb chav, in a fantasy world I could not even date that dolt, but he's damn fine.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on January 19, 2013, 10:50:49 AM
Megan Fox is attractive, but she's a dadrock bitch.

what
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 19, 2013, 10:58:38 AM
Megan Fox is attractive, but she's a dadrock bitch.

what
What to which part? The first or second half of the sentence?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on January 19, 2013, 11:00:06 AM
Megan Fox is attractive, but she's a dadrock bitch.

what
What to which part? The first or second half of the sentence?

The second.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 19, 2013, 11:02:18 AM
(http://www.moviespad.com/photos/megan-fox-rocks-a-motley-crue-tshirt-consider-interests-a-girl-must-have-your-dealbreakers-and-then-post-pictures-reflecting-them-0ec75.jpg)

I assume she likes 70s hair-metal. I may have incorrectly called this dadrock... But either way it's gross.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 19, 2013, 11:08:34 AM
Yes, people still have personal preferences, but you're just lying if you can't pick out a pretty face even if their personality is shit.

I didn't say I couldn't. However, "a pretty face" and "attractive" are not synonyms, so it isn't relevant.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 19, 2013, 11:10:51 AM
Yes, people still have personal preferences, but you're just lying if you can't pick out a pretty face even if their personality is shit.

I didn't say I couldn't. However, "a pretty face" and "attractive" are not synonyms, so it isn't relevant.
But it is relevant to the initial discussion. When your options are limited and you rather not be a lonely sap anymore, you pick a pretty face, ask them on a date, and see if there's more there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on January 19, 2013, 11:17:19 AM
But it is relevant to the initial discussion. When your options are limited and you rather not be a lonely sap anymore, you pick a pretty face, ask them on a date, and see if there's more there.

We shall see.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on January 19, 2013, 11:21:13 AM
Yes, but you don't have to get along with them too terribly well for a one-nighter. Those are generally always fun.

I've never had any interest in such things.

It's pretty great. You should give it a whirl sometime.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 19, 2013, 11:23:51 AM
"Dadrock bitch"?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 19, 2013, 12:12:28 PM
"Dadrock bitch"?
Oddly enough, the picture I posted isn't showing up on my iPhone.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 19, 2013, 12:26:37 PM
That's probably more of a hipster thing, though... hipsters confuse me anyway. Megan Fox doesn't look that way anymore, she's had a bunch of plastic surgery. Her lips are all wacky now.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 19, 2013, 12:29:08 PM
Hmm, I must have missed that picture earlier.  I can see it now.  Also, Motley Crüe, along with most other hair metal bands, began in the eighties, not the seventies.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 19, 2013, 01:00:57 PM
Hmm, I must have missed that picture earlier.  I can see it now.  Also, Motley Crüe, along with most other hair metal bands, began in the eighties, not the seventies.
Not even late 70s? Still gross though.

I wouldn't label it hipster but it's definitely some alt fashion thing. Anyway, muh point is she's gross! But I recognize that she has/had (I don't know what she looks like post-op) a pretty face.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 19, 2013, 01:40:17 PM
She Lindsey Lohan'd her face for some reason.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on January 19, 2013, 01:56:53 PM
Yes, but you don't have to get along with them too terribly well for a one-nighter. Those are generally always fun.

I've never had any interest in such things.

Physical attraction is an important prerequisite for a relationship. Since physical attraction is much easier to determine than emotional attraction, that's usually where people begin.

In my experience, physical attraction follows from an attractive personality. It's all about how the person acts. If I wanted a pretty face, I'd invest in a mannequin.

So basically you want to date friends. Thork is stepping out into the wide world and is starting from scratch.
People obviously date both ways but it seems like the older you are the more likely you are to just ask an attractive acquaintance on a date rather than your friend.

Attraction to me is a personality thing. It's not possible for me to be attracted to someone without knowing we get along first.

Unless they're on an internet forum
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 19, 2013, 02:15:19 PM
PP is a teenager, heheheh.
And probably the most successful person on this site in regards to having a life and such.

 :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 19, 2013, 02:21:03 PM
We're all dead inside.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 19, 2013, 04:24:45 PM
"Dadrock bitch"?
Oddly enough, the picture I posted isn't showing up on my iPhone.

she probably only wore that shirt because her publicist told her to; because the dadrock generation and the angry 16 year old boys they've spawned are who she's supposed to appeal to.  She probably listens to Rihanna.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 24, 2013, 03:11:29 PM
Hey, did you guys know that women are now allowed to serve in military combat roles?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 24, 2013, 09:23:15 PM
Good.  I hope they're happy they can all go get themselves blown up now too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on January 24, 2013, 09:30:35 PM
Hey, did you guys know that women are now allowed to serve in military combat roles?

We were talking about doing that. Hopefully they're kept equal to the men in training and such.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 24, 2013, 09:53:38 PM
Hey, did you guys know that women are now allowed to serve in military combat roles?

Now rooster is allowed to shoot those evil assault weapons that she hates so much.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 24, 2013, 10:12:30 PM
Hey, did you guys know that women are now allowed to serve in military combat roles?

Now rooster is allowed to shoot those evil assault weapons that she hates so much.
I don't hate the weapons, I just hate America's crazy rebel devil-may-care attitude. HOW BOUT A LITTLE RESPONSIBILITY, HUH?!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 24, 2013, 10:16:59 PM
Isn't that why women were not allowed to shoot them before?  They just aren't responsible enough. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on January 24, 2013, 10:19:36 PM
I thought it was because there usually aren't any rifles in the kitchen.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 24, 2013, 10:25:20 PM
I thought it was because all the armor and gear were too heavy...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 24, 2013, 10:29:25 PM
That, and flak jackets don't have breast cups.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 24, 2013, 10:30:20 PM
That, and flak jackets don't have breast cups.
Not a problem for this gal.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 24, 2013, 10:36:03 PM
Don't be so hard on yourself.  Also, because of what Vindictus said.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 24, 2013, 10:38:55 PM
I thought it was because there usually aren't any rifles in the kitchen.

I giggled
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 24, 2013, 11:05:00 PM
My ex-boyfriend's mom (who is besties with my mom unfortunately) is a staff sergeant in the Marine Corps and I used to entertain ideas of joining. True story.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 24, 2013, 11:08:11 PM
All female Marines are ugly sluts.  It's a known fact.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on January 24, 2013, 11:10:10 PM
In Soviet Russia, ideas entertain you!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 25, 2013, 08:04:41 AM
All females in the army are used as sex-toys by their superiors.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 25, 2013, 10:27:19 AM
Both of you are mistaken.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 25, 2013, 02:06:03 PM
I had a coworker who was some kind of covert ops marine who told me about this joint operation with the Swedish military and one of the officers was this burly lady and I guess she was a beast and everyone was afraid of her, but was really pretty.  shrug
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on January 25, 2013, 02:12:01 PM
(http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a558/velvetbleu/J_Vasquez_zps6b000954.jpg)

Let's rock!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 25, 2013, 02:42:48 PM
"Do you ever get mistaken for a man?"
"No, do you?"
"You're just too bad."
I love her.

But no, my ex's mom is really cute.
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/282185_4605833025209_307434585_n.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on January 25, 2013, 02:47:13 PM
"Do you ever get mistaken for a man?"
"No, do you?"
"You're just too bad."
I love her.

But no, my ex's mom is really cute.
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/282185_4605833025209_307434585_n.jpg)
Ex mom?   Why is she laying in the driveway?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 25, 2013, 02:49:34 PM
She looks an awful lot like you actually.  Your ex probably liked you for that reason.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 25, 2013, 03:27:49 PM
She looks an awful lot like you actually.  Your ex probably liked you for that reason.
I have considered this. She also cut her hair real short when I was dating him so we looked even more similar. But I can't compete with her adorable dimples.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 25, 2013, 04:35:13 PM
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 25, 2013, 04:40:02 PM
Please tell us, birthday boy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 25, 2013, 04:43:26 PM
Fo' drizzle.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 25, 2013, 04:49:09 PM
What's black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on January 25, 2013, 04:50:36 PM
Snoop's dong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 25, 2013, 04:54:12 PM
Dr Dre.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 25, 2013, 05:42:09 PM
Th*rk is black, prove me wrong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 25, 2013, 05:46:23 PM
What's terrible and rhymes with fork?

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on January 25, 2013, 05:53:40 PM
What's terrible and rhymes with fork?



I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!

cork
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 26, 2013, 04:42:05 AM
Just booked a holiday to En-ger-land, hooray!  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on January 26, 2013, 11:28:52 AM
Just booked a holiday to En-ger-land, hooray!  :D

Congratulations!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on January 27, 2013, 01:17:19 AM
Just booked a holiday to En-ger-land, hooray!  :D

I'm so sorry.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 29, 2013, 01:59:20 PM
So this morning a guy knocked on my door to deliver my new wetsuit. I put down my cup of tea and ran downstairs to find the 'we missed you note' on the floor by the door and opened the door to see the van leaving the street. How the hell was I supposed to get my package? He literally knocked, pushed the thing through the door and must have run to the still running van and floored it.
I didn't get my wetsuit. >o<

I will be complaining bitterly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on January 29, 2013, 02:21:42 PM
(http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ups-delivery-instructions-comic.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 29, 2013, 02:25:06 PM
Hotlink fail

(http://i.imgur.com/0P8W7Vi.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 29, 2013, 02:35:57 PM
Yeah, basically. One of the few good things about an apt. complex is that they just leave it at the front office.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 29, 2013, 02:39:02 PM
They don't take packages at my apartment complex's office.  So the mailman usually just tosses it into our patio, which is kind of a dick move because shit breaks all the time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on January 29, 2013, 04:15:30 PM
They don't take packages at my apartment complex's office.  So the mailman usually just tosses it into our patio, which is kind of a dick move because shit breaks all the time.
That's a shitty situation. I'd complain about the dick.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on January 29, 2013, 08:02:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0P8W7Vi.jpg)

I can't stop laughing; maybe because this seems to be the experience I always have with them, but my sides
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on January 29, 2013, 08:39:26 PM
SUPES
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on January 29, 2013, 08:48:52 PM
I used to know a guy that worked at UPS loading the trucks. He said when they got small packages with fragile stickers on it, they would throw it around like a football. That delivery link is funny.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on January 29, 2013, 09:21:24 PM
They don't take packages at my apartment complex's office.  So the mailman usually just tosses it into our patio, which is kind of a dick move because shit breaks all the time.
That's a shitty situation. I'd complain about the dick.

Never settle for inadequate dick.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 30, 2013, 01:59:01 AM
My wetsuit arrived.

I sooooo excited! :D

I ordered a 2010 model because it was only £162 and I guess it works ok anyway.
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0151/3911/products/Reaction_2010_small.jpg?24)

However to my joy when I just opened the box, there was a note saying they had run out of the old stock and given me the current model (2012).

(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0151/3877/t/1/assets/360_reactionmen_DPP_98.jpg?2606)

The new version is £299. And I got it for £162. I normally never have luck like that so I am grinning from ear to ear.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on January 30, 2013, 02:11:35 AM
Wow, that's awesomeness! Despite the awkward of seeing someone in a wetsuit, I hope it works even better than you'd imagined. :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 30, 2013, 02:34:08 AM
Its so hot. I know its for using in cold water, but I put it on in the house and broke out in a sweat.

I look frickin' awesome in it. It has padding in all the right places. Makes me look absolutely ripped. It also feels like it'll make me float ALOT. Which should make me swim quicker.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 30, 2013, 02:35:49 AM
You're going to use it for outside swimming?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 30, 2013, 02:38:23 AM
Yeah. This is the year I get out of the pool and into lakes and rivers. I threatened to do it last year but excuses and stuff.

I bought the suit now as
1) It was my birthday so it seemed like a nice gift for me.
2) It'll make me train and enter competitions for the year rather than leaving it until its too late.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on January 30, 2013, 03:24:34 AM
Will it be long distance?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 30, 2013, 03:26:04 AM
I'm going to do a few 10k events. I'm swimming about 2.5k 3 times a week at the moment so I'll slowly work up to it. Will do a few 1500m events to get used to it as well.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on January 30, 2013, 07:11:31 AM
My wetsuit arrived.

I sooooo excited! :D

I ordered a 2010 model because it was only £162 and I guess it works ok anyway.
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0151/3911/products/Reaction_2010_small.jpg?24)

However to my joy when I just opened the box, there was a note saying they had run out of the old stock and given me the current model (2012).

(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0151/3877/t/1/assets/360_reactionmen_DPP_98.jpg?2606)

The new version is £299. And I got it for £162. I normally never have luck like that so I am grinning from ear to ear.
I think you should call them up and offer to pay the extra money.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on January 30, 2013, 07:14:10 AM
My wetsuit arrived.

I sooooo excited! :D

I ordered a 2010 model because it was only £162 and I guess it works ok anyway.
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0151/3911/products/Reaction_2010_small.jpg?24)

However to my joy when I just opened the box, there was a note saying they had run out of the old stock and given me the current model (2012).

(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0151/3877/t/1/assets/360_reactionmen_DPP_98.jpg?2606)

The new version is £299. And I got it for £162. I normally never have luck like that so I am grinning from ear to ear.
I think you should call them up and offer to pay the extra money.

Yes, because hoppy would do that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on January 30, 2013, 07:18:42 AM
My wetsuit arrived.

I sooooo excited! :D

I ordered a 2010 model because it was only £162 and I guess it works ok anyway.
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0151/3911/products/Reaction_2010_small.jpg?24)

However to my joy when I just opened the box, there was a note saying they had run out of the old stock and given me the current model (2012).

(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0151/3877/t/1/assets/360_reactionmen_DPP_98.jpg?2606)

The new version is £299. And I got it for £162. I normally never have luck like that so I am grinning from ear to ear.
I think you should call them up and offer to pay the extra money.

Yes, because hoppy would do that.
No. because he doesn't like me buying at a discount.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 30, 2013, 07:26:18 AM
I think you should call them up and offer to pay the extra money.
They explained that they do not have the one I want in stock and gave me a newer model in order to make up for the deficiency in their ordering system. They were keen to keep me as a customer.  They made the gesture. We both agreed, a transaction was made with both parties knowing the full value of the goods. This is not like offering a member of the public say $5 for a $400 gold necklace and hoping to prey on their naivety.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on January 30, 2013, 08:14:38 AM
I think you should call them up and offer to pay the extra money.
They explained that they do not have the one I want in stock and gave me a newer model in order to make up for the deficiency in their ordering system. They were keen to keep me as a customer.  They made the gesture. We both agreed, a transaction was made with both parties knowing the full value of the goods. This is not like offering a member of the public say $5 for a $400 gold necklace and hoping to prey on their naivety.
I don't do that, I pay the price sellers offer at.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on January 30, 2013, 08:15:48 AM
a transaction was made with both parties knowing the full value of the goods
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on January 30, 2013, 01:23:19 PM
That's pretty awesome, vendors that do that (and similar) are the vendors I stick with. Nice suit Thork, now you just need the roids to fill it out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 02, 2013, 11:28:18 AM
I went to the Pioneer Museum Farm Fest and Quilt Show this morning. There were old people as far as the eye could see, Thork would have been terrified.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on February 07, 2013, 06:05:15 PM
If anyone is in NYC on the evening of Feb 23rd, I am an official photographer at the Cat Face Party featuring DJ Tittsworth for his birthday in the Studio at Webster Hall.

(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/285382_10151246195221570_1531505577_n.jpg)

An example of how Cat Face Party is (shot by my good friend Anthony):

CAT FACE PARTY - WEBSTER HALL, NYC - CHRISTMAS EDITION (http://#ws)

This is going to be awesome. I will post photos and the video some time in March.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on February 07, 2013, 06:10:04 PM
Tell DJ Tittsworth happy birthday for me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on February 08, 2013, 08:52:06 AM
If anyone is in NYC on the evening of Feb 23rd, I am an official photographer at the Cat Face Party featuring DJ Tittsworth for his birthday in the Studio at Webster Hall.

(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/285382_10151246195221570_1531505577_n.jpg)

An example of how Cat Face Party is (shot by my good friend Anthony):

CAT FACE PARTY - WEBSTER HALL, NYC - CHRISTMAS EDITION (http://#ws)

This is going to be awesome. I will post photos and the video some time in March.

So this is some kind of sex party?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on February 08, 2013, 02:27:24 PM
If anyone is in NYC on the evening of Feb 23rd, I am an official photographer at the Cat Face Party featuring DJ Tittsworth for his birthday in the Studio at Webster Hall.

(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/285382_10151246195221570_1531505577_n.jpg)

An example of how Cat Face Party is (shot by my good friend Anthony):

CAT FACE PARTY - WEBSTER HALL, NYC - CHRISTMAS EDITION (http://#ws)

This is going to be awesome. I will post photos and the video some time in March.

Are you going with a cat face on your face?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on February 08, 2013, 08:44:13 PM
So this is some kind of sex party?

No. If you play it cool though, you can make sexy time with some sexy ladies after the club closes.

Are you going with a cat face on your face?

Duh.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on February 09, 2013, 02:40:18 AM
So this is some kind of sex party?

No. If you play it cool though, you can make sexy time with some sexy ladies after the club closes.

Ah I just got confused by all the humping people
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on February 13, 2013, 02:13:10 PM
I went to those friends I'm appearing in a film for to film, but they ended up rescheduling and I played a corpse for a silent short they're doing for college. Despite how it sounds, this is a huge yay. I haven't had such an incredible day in a long time. All four of us were just laughing almost all 7.5 hours, laughing when we'd screw up or anything. It was her (the director), her like 30-year old college teacher woman, and the other two from the short film we're doing. We went to one of their houses and she had the most adorable little kitten in the world (something was wrong with her eye, she had it narrowed and blinked a lot, and she shivered almost constantly). She (the cat) is apparently incredibly antisocial, so I made it my goal to win her over. Within 15 minutes she was asleep in my arms on the couch.

Anyways, I ended up being a corpse with toothpaste all over my general mouth area and tweezers in my eyes. The toothpaste burned. A lot. And the bathroom floor was freezing so I was shivering the entire time, and had to hold my breath and force the shivering to stop whenever we were doing a take. I made jokes and they laughed, a miracle, and they made me laugh more and I was amazed to find people with such a similar sense of humour. As someone who tends to be a hell of a loner, it was just incredible. All of us got along, and when the teacher was gone we played Cards Against Humanity and just laughed the whole hour or so we played.

But wow, yeah. I just feel really giddy getting back from that. HAPPY SUPES :D

Also, a bunch of the toothpaste got in my hair and now there are clumps that are stuck together and crusty. And the fake blood didn't come off so well, so now half of my face is pretty red. And she put makeup to make me look pale (to which I said "do you really need makeup for that?" and they laughed and I was like "omg are they laughing"). Plus I had kind of an ego boost. I hate telling stories that put me in a good light because I feel like I'm bragging and I hate bragging or saying anything good about me, but...I was in their first movie, and they told the teacher how they'd seen me in plays and were amazed and like "'____ was kind of a legend in theatre, but ____ never talked to anyone (s)he was kind of a mystery. But then (s)he responded to our flyer and I was like '[friend]. ___' and she was like 'what about him/her' and I was like '(s)he wants to be in our movie'". (good luck making sense of that)

I heard and was all "nuh-uh, you're lying" but they were all "no, seriously". Then during Cards Against Humanity, I don't remember what came up, something about ruined sex lives, and she glanced at me and was like "well, that's not fair, she could get laid if she wanted" and I almost sprayed soda from my nose when I laughed, then they all laughed at my reaction and it was fun. Obviously they were just trying to be nice both times, but still, it did feel kinda good. I can't say I believe them, though. :P

Sorry for all that, and sorry for babbling at the end there. I know it sounds like I'm trying to humble brag or something, but I really just wanted to bring them up 'cause it's rare I ever hear anything like that, so even if it's not true it still was kinda heartwarming to see that there are even people that care. I wish I hung out with them more often.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on February 13, 2013, 02:17:38 PM
I went to those friends I'm appearing in a film for to film, but they ended up rescheduling and I played a corpse for a silent short they're doing for college. Despite how it sounds, this is a huge yay. I haven't had such an incredible day in a long time. All four of us were just laughing almost all 7.5 hours, laughing when we'd screw up or anything. It was her (the director), her like 30-year old college teacher woman, and the other two from the short film we're doing. We went to one of their houses and she had the most adorable little kitten in the world (something was wrong with her eye, she had it narrowed and blinked a lot, and she shivered almost constantly). She (the cat) is apparently incredibly antisocial, so I made it my goal to win her over. Within 15 minutes she was asleep in my arms on the couch.

Anyways, I ended up being a corpse with toothpaste all over my general mouth area and tweezers in my eyes. The toothpaste burned. A lot. And the bathroom floor was freezing so I was shivering the entire time, and had to hold my breath and force the shivering to stop whenever we were doing a take. I made jokes and they laughed, a miracle, and they made me laugh more and I was amazed to find people with such a similar sense of humour. As someone who tends to be a hell of a loner, it was just incredible. All of us got along, and when the teacher was gone we played Cards Against Humanity and just laughed the whole hour or so we played.

But wow, yeah. I just feel really giddy getting back from that. HAPPY SUPES :D

(http://rlv.zcache.com/well_done_star_stickers-p217306703993203299en8ct_400.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on February 13, 2013, 09:56:35 PM
Yay, happy Supes!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on February 14, 2013, 01:33:10 AM
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Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on February 14, 2013, 05:57:22 AM
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Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 14, 2013, 06:06:06 AM
Robot!  Let me past!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 14, 2013, 06:26:13 AM
I'm afraid I can't do that, Sam
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 14, 2013, 07:37:54 AM
Harry Potter bedding!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 14, 2013, 10:53:12 AM
Happy for you Supes
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on February 14, 2013, 03:38:32 PM
<great stuff>

Well done! Are you going to be working on the film(s?) more often?

"'____ was kind of a legend in theatre, but ____ never talked to anyone (s)he was kind of a mystery.

I see what you did there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on February 14, 2013, 05:58:24 PM
I went to those friends I'm appearing in a film for to film, but they ended up rescheduling and I played a corpse for a silent short they're doing for college. Despite how it sounds, this is a huge yay. I haven't had such an incredible day in a long time. All four of us were just laughing almost all 7.5 hours, laughing when we'd screw up or anything. It was her (the director), her like 30-year old college teacher woman, and the other two from the short film we're doing. We went to one of their houses and she had the most adorable little kitten in the world (something was wrong with her eye, she had it narrowed and blinked a lot, and she shivered almost constantly). She (the cat) is apparently incredibly antisocial, so I made it my goal to win her over. Within 15 minutes she was asleep in my arms on the couch.

Anyways, I ended up being a corpse with toothpaste all over my general mouth area and tweezers in my eyes. The toothpaste burned. A lot. And the bathroom floor was freezing so I was shivering the entire time, and had to hold my breath and force the shivering to stop whenever we were doing a take. I made jokes and they laughed, a miracle, and they made me laugh more and I was amazed to find people with such a similar sense of humour. As someone who tends to be a hell of a loner, it was just incredible. All of us got along, and when the teacher was gone we played Cards Against Humanity and just laughed the whole hour or so we played.

But wow, yeah. I just feel really giddy getting back from that. HAPPY SUPES :D

Also, a bunch of the toothpaste got in my hair and now there are clumps that are stuck together and crusty. And the fake blood didn't come off so well, so now half of my face is pretty red. And she put makeup to make me look pale (to which I said "do you really need makeup for that?" and they laughed and I was like "omg are they laughing"). Plus I had kind of an ego boost. I hate telling stories that put me in a good light because I feel like I'm bragging and I hate bragging or saying anything good about me, but...I was in their first movie, and they told the teacher how they'd seen me in plays and were amazed and like "'____ was kind of a legend in theatre, but ____ never talked to anyone (s)he was kind of a mystery. But then (s)he responded to our flyer and I was like '[friend]. ___' and she was like 'what about him/her' and I was like '(s)he wants to be in our movie'". (good luck making sense of that)

I heard and was all "nuh-uh, you're lying" but they were all "no, seriously". Then during Cards Against Humanity, I don't remember what came up, something about ruined sex lives, and she glanced at me and was like "well, that's not fair, she could get laid if she wanted" and I almost sprayed soda from my nose when I laughed, then they all laughed at my reaction and it was fun. Obviously they were just trying to be nice both times, but still, it did feel kinda good. I can't say I believe them, though. :P

Sorry for all that, and sorry for babbling at the end there. I know it sounds like I'm trying to humble brag or something, but I really just wanted to bring them up 'cause it's rare I ever hear anything like that, so even if it's not true it still was kinda heartwarming to see that there are even people that care. I wish I hung out with them more often.

If you wish you hung out with them more often, hang out them them more often. Send a text offering to meet them all at a bar or something (I have no idea how old you are, btw).


Speaking of texts, do the incredibly well adjusted members of this society think it would be weird to send a happy v-day text to a crush? For context, due to bullshit going on in my personal life (most notably my brother being in and out of the hospital for his mental issues) I've been putting off asking her out. Just don't think it would be a good idea
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 14, 2013, 06:10:40 PM
Is this the same girl you've talked about in the past?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on February 14, 2013, 06:14:24 PM
Is this the same girl you've talked about in the past?

I did once, yeah. A day or two after that my brother went insane. I ask FES for relationship advice because if anything my IRL friends are more socially awkward than I am.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 14, 2013, 08:54:53 PM
I don't see any harm in it.  You can wish anyone a happy valentines day and it doesn't have to mean anything.  You should do it with your dick out though
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on February 14, 2013, 08:55:48 PM
Is this the same girl you've talked about in the past?

I did once, yeah. A day or two after that my brother went insane. I ask FES for relationship advice because if anything my IRL friends are more socially awkward than I am.

Yeah, cuz that always works out for the best, right?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 14, 2013, 09:01:49 PM
Mount her like a lion.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on February 14, 2013, 09:06:28 PM
It isn't too late to shoot her a late-night Valenslime text, if you haven't already. Something like "sup babe 8====D wanna be my valenslime".
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on February 14, 2013, 10:00:09 PM
HAPPY SUPES :D


Yay!!!


They like you. Say hello more.


Speaking of texts, do the incredibly well adjusted members of this society think it would be weird to send a happy v-day text to a crush? For context, due to bullshit going on in my personal life (most notably my brother being in and out of the hospital for his mental issues) I've been putting off asking her out. Just don't think it would be a good idea


I'm probably about as well-adjusted as it gets here. Read: not very. However, yeah, text this person. Even if it's not Valentines day anymore. Just ask.


Don't spill your guts. Have reasonable expectations, and ask. E.g., I'd like to go for a drink with this person: "Hey X, so, wanna go for X?" Or something. You know this person better than anyone else here, crush or not. There is no secret wisdom. Just be reasonable.


This is reasonable situational advice. We don't know you or this person. So we don't really know anything.  My only serious long-term advice is this: you will not like some people who like you, and some people you like will not like you. When the latter is true, behave as you hope you would if you were the 'unliked'. When the former is true, imagine yourself at the other end.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on February 14, 2013, 10:52:52 PM
That's very tactful advice, Wilmore.

When it comes to the ladies, most guys over think it. Be yourself. If you want to tell her then go for it. You've likely already been throwing her signals and if she hasn't given you the cold shoulder then she probably feels the same way.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on February 14, 2013, 11:17:09 PM
Today I tried to overload a function in PHP. It did not end well.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on February 14, 2013, 11:26:25 PM
PHP

I found your problem.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on February 14, 2013, 11:28:49 PM
Yep, that's why it didn't work.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on February 15, 2013, 01:01:30 AM
Lincoln is a great movie and everyone here should go see it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on February 15, 2013, 05:41:01 PM
Speaking of texts, do the incredibly well adjusted members of this society think it would be weird to send a happy v-day text to a crush? For context, due to bullshit going on in my personal life (most notably my brother being in and out of the hospital for his mental issues) I've been putting off asking her out. Just don't think it would be a good idea

You should ask her out like this:

# (http://#)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 15, 2013, 09:43:11 PM
hahahahaha, laughs evertim
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on February 16, 2013, 01:10:08 AM
That's very tactful advice, Wilmore.

When it comes to the ladies, most guys over think it. Be yourself. If you want to tell her then go for it. You've likely already been throwing her signals and if she hasn't given you the cold shoulder then she probably feels the same way.

I've been privy to some girly talk about boys etc... and it just confused the hell out of me. Girls make it way more complicated.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on February 16, 2013, 10:46:16 AM
That's very tactful advice, Wilmore.

When it comes to the ladies, most guys over think it. Be yourself. If you want to tell her then go for it. You've likely already been throwing her signals and if she hasn't given you the cold shoulder then she probably feels the same way.

I've been privy to some girly talk about boys etc... and it just confused the hell out of me. Girls make it way more complicated.
No, we don't.

Let me give you an anecdotal example from work on V-day. (I work at a grocery store.) This nervous guy was buying his girl a case of flowers and a big box of chocolate. I made some comment about sticking to the classics and he said he didn't want to screw it up. But he was getting her something so he couldn't have screwed it up. Husbands were buying their wives beer, dinner, and a card cause they know how it is.

For a girl, all that's really important is that you're thinking about her. That you took the time and made the effort, the actual gift or wording is irrelevant and will likely be forgotten.

If you like someone that you're already friends with you shouldn't worry fret so much. She already likes you enough to be your friend so that's a great start. People are usually flirting if they're into each other, you just need to pay more attention to that. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on February 16, 2013, 11:23:00 AM
That's very tactful advice, Wilmore.

When it comes to the ladies, most guys over think it. Be yourself. If you want to tell her then go for it. You've likely already been throwing her signals and if she hasn't given you the cold shoulder then she probably feels the same way.

I've been privy to some girly talk about boys etc... and it just confused the hell out of me. Girls make it way more complicated.
No, we don't.

Let me give you an anecdotal example from work on V-day. (I work at a grocery store.) This nervous guy was buying his girl a case of flowers and a big box of chocolate. I made some comment about sticking to the classics and he said he didn't want to screw it up. But he was getting her something so he couldn't have screwed it up. Husbands were buying their wives beer, dinner, and a card cause they know how it is.

For a girl, all that's really important is that you're thinking about her. That you took the time and made the effort, the actual gift or wording is irrelevant and will likely be forgotten.

If you like someone that you're already friends with you shouldn't worry fret so much. She already likes you enough to be your friend so that's a great start. People are usually flirting if they're into each other, you just need to pay more attention to that.

Could that be because girls are more complicated to buy for?

I have two sisters and I have a long term gf. They're not as complicated to buy for as they used to be, but I still have to scratch my head for birthdays and Christmas.

And from what I can remember from the conversation:


The list goes on.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on February 16, 2013, 11:51:59 AM
That's very tactful advice, Wilmore.

When it comes to the ladies, most guys over think it. Be yourself. If you want to tell her then go for it. You've likely already been throwing her signals and if she hasn't given you the cold shoulder then she probably feels the same way.

I've been privy to some girly talk about boys etc... and it just confused the hell out of me. Girls make it way more complicated.
No, we don't.

Let me give you an anecdotal example from work on V-day. (I work at a grocery store.) This nervous guy was buying his girl a case of flowers and a big box of chocolate. I made some comment about sticking to the classics and he said he didn't want to screw it up. But he was getting her something so he couldn't have screwed it up. Husbands were buying their wives beer, dinner, and a card cause they know how it is.

For a girl, all that's really important is that you're thinking about her. That you took the time and made the effort, the actual gift or wording is irrelevant and will likely be forgotten.

If you like someone that you're already friends with you shouldn't worry fret so much. She already likes you enough to be your friend so that's a great start. People are usually flirting if they're into each other, you just need to pay more attention to that.

Could that be because girls are more complicated to buy for?

I have two sisters and I have a long term gf. They're not as complicated to buy for as they used to be, but I still have to scratch my head for birthdays and Christmas.
I said "girl" but this guy was in his thirties.... Females are not complicated to buy for. You either ask them and they tell you, or they don't tell you so it's not a big deal and then you just buy them something. Again, presents that aren't asked for likely won't be remembered outside of a year.

Quote
And from what I can remember from the conversation:

  • Should you kiss on the first date
  • If the guy wants sex on the first date does that mean he's not interested in anything else?
  • If a guy doesn't contact you after a day does that mean he's not interested?
  • What should you wear on the first date?
  • Do I need to buy another dress?
  • Why hasn't he contacted me yet it's been a few days since our first date?
  • I always seem to be contacting him, is he interested?

The list goes on.
None of that is complicated at all..
1. depends on how long you've known the guy and how much you like each other.
2. it might. if a guy was hinting at sex on first date then you should not date the pig again, unless that's all you want.
3. depends on what the date is, or what the restaurant is.
4. i dunno? buy a new dress for a date? no, that's silly.
5. if it's been a few days then he's not interested, darling.
6. then stop contacting him and see if he reaches out.

see, none of that had to be over-thought. but people just get nervous and over-think things.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on February 16, 2013, 11:57:26 AM
Don't take advice from women, they don't know what they want.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on February 16, 2013, 12:12:00 PM
Don't take advice from women, they don't know what they want.
they want attention. it's as simple as that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on February 16, 2013, 12:38:03 PM
Don't take advice from women, they don't know what they want.
they want attention. it's as simple as that.

From my experience that's true, guys want the same thing, but I don't think it's as simple as that.

I've known a few girls who've 'pretended' to show an interest in a guy just to get attention, they've used the guy and confused the hell out of them. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on February 16, 2013, 12:41:28 PM
Don't take advice from women, they don't know what they want.
they want attention. it's as simple as that.

From my experience that's true, guys want the same thing, but I don't think it's as simple as that.

I've known a few girls who've 'pretended' to show an interest in a guy just to get attention, they've used the guy and confused the hell out of them.
yeah, girls will use guys to feed their egos and vice versa. people are dicks that way.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on February 16, 2013, 03:33:17 PM
My family is driving me nuts right now.  Could I stay with one of you rent-free until I find a job and a place to live in whatever place you are at and save up first/last month's rent and security deposit?  I'll probably need a plane ticket too but if you're in North America and only want to spring for a Greyhound I'll accept it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 16, 2013, 04:44:00 PM
Whereabouts are you?  Wish I had room, but that's a no-go.  We're moving to a two bedroom place soon but the second room will be for the babby.  If you came to stay you'd be in charge of cooking, cleaning, etc.  Basically a slave.  So I hope you're not black or I'd feel bad.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on February 16, 2013, 05:07:24 PM
Whereabouts are you?  Wish I had room, but that's a no-go.  We're moving to a two bedroom place soon but the second room will be for the babby.  If you came to stay you'd be in charge of cooking, cleaning, etc.  Basically a slave.  So I hope you're not black or I'd feel bad.

(http://files.sharenator.com/win_one_internet-s730x617-168848.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on February 16, 2013, 06:13:22 PM
Actually I'm Jewish, so you don't have to feel bad about making me a slave.  I'm in Delaware.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 17, 2013, 02:23:31 AM
You can come stay with me and be my slave
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on February 17, 2013, 10:39:06 AM
You can come stay with me and be my slave

The fountain does work!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 17, 2013, 10:56:24 AM
You can come stay with me and be my slave

The fountain does work!

Hah just watched that today
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 20, 2013, 03:01:08 PM
Hey guys, look at this noob:

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,1602.0 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,1602.0)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on February 20, 2013, 06:19:05 PM
Hey guys, look at this noob:

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,1602.0 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,1602.0)

What a loser. He should read the FAQ.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 20, 2013, 07:09:07 PM
Willymore
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on February 20, 2013, 08:05:55 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/szu73p.jpg)

NEEMAN!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 20, 2013, 09:27:27 PM
That's right, he was neeman.  All the mods changed their damn names and I can never keep them straight.  I keep thinking that John Davis was Dogplatter, but nope that was James.  And likewise I keep thinking that Wilmore used to be Username.  Derp.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 21, 2013, 08:23:06 AM
Nobody changes their names.  It's not the done thing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on February 21, 2013, 11:03:07 PM
Nobody changes their names.  It's not the done thing.

Saddam is correct. Name changes don't happen on FES.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on February 22, 2013, 03:16:37 PM
Nobody changes their names.  It's not the done thing.

Saddam is correct. Name changes don't happen on FES.

I've certainly never seen it happen.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on February 22, 2013, 03:23:24 PM
Nobody changes their names.  It's not the done thing.

Saddam is correct. Name changes don't happen on FES.

I've certainly never seen it happen.

I have!

I think Rush(something) changed their name.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on February 22, 2013, 04:20:28 PM
Nobody changes their names.  It's not the done thing.

Saddam is correct. Name changes don't happen on FES.

I've certainly never seen it happen.

I have!

I think Rush(something) changed their name.

I think we would remember something like that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 22, 2013, 10:48:18 PM
I've certainly never changed my name.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on February 22, 2013, 10:51:00 PM
I've certainly never changed my name.

No, of course not.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on February 22, 2013, 11:14:14 PM
I've changed my name.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on February 23, 2013, 01:07:16 AM
You can't have changed your name. It's not done.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 23, 2013, 02:09:38 AM
Never changed mine either.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on February 23, 2013, 05:59:40 AM
I've changed my name.

It is impossible to have a name that is so bad that you would prefer it to be rooster.

Besides, that kind of thing is not done on these fora.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on February 23, 2013, 09:07:00 AM
I've changed my name.

It is impossible to have a name that is so bad that you would prefer it to be rooster.

Besides, that kind of thing is not done on these fora.
Your just jelly because JROA isn't even a word.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 23, 2013, 09:23:04 AM
I've changed my name.

There is no evidence to support this.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on February 23, 2013, 11:49:27 AM
I've changed my name.

There is no evidence to support this.
Fantastic
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on February 23, 2013, 12:13:00 PM
I've been having front end issues with my car lately. I've had a bad vibration which I thought was either a bad wheel bearing or a bad lower ball joint or bad upper control arm. Took it to my friend's shop today, looks like my issue is the brake proportioning valve went bad, as well as the rubber hose lines to the front brakes. This is causing my brakes to engage but not fully release, which is causing the vibration I am feeling because the brakes are constantly engaged and heating up, warping the rotors a bit which makes the wheels vibrate.

The rubber lines are cheap, my issue now is what the price of the valve will end up being, as no local supplier has it and it has to be ordered from my car's manufacturer (if they still make it). Luckily, my friend said it shouldn't be too expensive, as valves on similar cars have generally been less than US$100. I can get the labor done for free.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 23, 2013, 12:19:38 PM
I know that is exactly what this thread is supposed to be for, but...  Wow don't care/cool story bro.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on February 23, 2013, 12:20:27 PM
I know that is exactly what this thread is supposed to be for, but...  Wow don't care/cool story bro.

Hey! Eat a dick about it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 23, 2013, 12:22:24 PM
Done.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on February 23, 2013, 12:33:32 PM
How was it?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on February 23, 2013, 12:48:31 PM
I know that is exactly what this thread is supposed to be for, but...  Wow don't care/cool story bro.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 23, 2013, 12:57:26 PM
How was it?

Delicious.  Very filling.

I know that is exactly what this thread is supposed to be for, but...  Wow don't care/cool story bro.

I mean, probably because it was so far out of left field with the recent flow of conversation.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on February 25, 2013, 06:25:48 PM
I still hate all of you.

Except Nomad <3
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 25, 2013, 06:48:46 PM
dat b. franks
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on February 25, 2013, 07:16:13 PM
I still hate all of you.

Except Nomad <3

how can you hate me?    :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on February 25, 2013, 08:07:28 PM
I still hate all of you.

Except Nomad <3

Shut up Kingman.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 26, 2013, 06:04:46 AM
I still hate all of you.

Except Nomad <3

Shut up Kingman.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spanner34.5 on February 26, 2013, 06:08:32 AM
I still hate all of you.

Except Nomad <3

Shut up Kingman.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on February 26, 2013, 08:44:37 AM
 :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Dr.Nor on February 26, 2013, 09:07:06 AM
I want to be more friendly. I have come to the right place?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 26, 2013, 10:04:48 AM
No, now fuck off.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 26, 2013, 11:50:02 AM
Be nice to my suitor, Gayer.  Dr.Nor can be sweet when he wants to
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on February 26, 2013, 11:55:50 AM
Be nice to my suitor, Gayer.  Dr.Nor can be sweet when he wants to

As someone who tastes Dr.Nor on a regular basis, I can attest to this.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on February 26, 2013, 11:56:51 AM
parsifal tastes men.  He does.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 26, 2013, 12:01:32 PM
He does.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Dr.Nor on February 26, 2013, 12:15:54 PM
He does.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 26, 2013, 06:36:37 PM
Stop.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on February 26, 2013, 07:04:30 PM
Stop.

What gives you the idea that you of all people have the right to tell people to stop posting "He does"?  You sicken me.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on February 26, 2013, 07:31:57 PM
He does.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on February 26, 2013, 08:17:33 PM
I made a website with Drupal today. It was remarkably easy. The only glitch was the people that posted the free layout I used tried to make it so their logo was always on the page. I broke their code and wrote my own, but I still would like to know how they did it. Every .../logo.png in the layout folder links to their logo even though I removed the .png from the server. Tomorrow I'll prolly look into how they did that. They wrote the link's code with a PHP variable from a parent page, but that all looked legit. Something is catching the .../logo.png code and replacing it with a link to their -- what I'm assuming is an off-site link -- logo even when you put the full path to a different image named .../logo.png. It would be like uploading an image named tree.png here and putting in http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/tree.png in your browser and having it show a car. Can a .htaccess file do that? I'll find out!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on February 26, 2013, 08:30:49 PM
Can a .htaccess file do that?

Yes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on February 26, 2013, 09:01:56 PM
I assumed it could.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on February 27, 2013, 05:34:57 AM
There is an option to change the logo in settings, lol.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on February 27, 2013, 08:57:06 AM
Some woman in her car was waiting for pedestrian traffic to clear so that she could exit the parking lot. I could have waited and let her go, but I decided that I didn't care about her life. As I jauntily strut out into the intersection, she suddenly veered out into the road and came within about two feet of smashing me. Then, as if from nowhere, the tiniest black man came up next to me and said something like "did you see that? She gives black people everywhere a bad name!" That man was seriously only slightly taller than four feet. I should have taken a picture with him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on March 02, 2013, 07:50:34 AM
Reported for racism. >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Dr.Nor on March 02, 2013, 08:08:11 AM
Let's talk about love.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on March 02, 2013, 03:33:30 PM
Let's talk about love.

Kenneth Peterson loves Jackie Peterson.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Dr.Nor on March 02, 2013, 04:49:20 PM
Let's talk about love.

Kenneth Peterson loves Jackie Peterson.

I can understand Kenneth:

https://www.facebook.com/jackie.peterson.509 (https://www.facebook.com/jackie.peterson.509)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on March 02, 2013, 05:31:20 PM
Let's talk about love.

Kenneth Peterson loves Jackie Peterson.

I can understand Kenneth:

https://www.facebook.com/jackie.peterson.509 (https://www.facebook.com/jackie.peterson.509)

Her taste in film is garbage from what I can see.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 03, 2013, 03:26:55 PM
my dad surprised me and gave me the hyrule historia today

i am freaking out with joy, this book is so much bigger and heavier than i expected and its so beautiful and filled with concept art and zelda mythology and information and stuff i never knew before i am going to cry many tears of joy ok
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 03, 2013, 03:29:36 PM
I love The Legend of Zelda. That's a cool gift.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 03, 2013, 03:48:57 PM
I'm jealous. Every time I go to GameStop I end up caressing that book.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 03, 2013, 05:05:20 PM
my dad surprised me and gave me the hyrule historia today

i am freaking out with joy, this book is so much bigger and heavier than i expected and its so beautiful and filled with concept art and zelda mythology and information and stuff i never knew before i am going to cry many tears of joy ok

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/250/what_the_fuck_am_I_reading.png)

You are bawling your eyes out about a book of a f*cking computer game? What the hell is wrong with you? It meant way too much to your childhood? It meant your childhood was spent playing computer games by yourself in your bedroom. :(

This is awful. If ever there were examples of the human tragedy behind gaming, its Supertails bawling his eyes out by himself in his room as the haunting images that robbed him of a childhood are espoused from his book. The loneliness, the isolation from other children, the false friendships made with in-game characters. A shell-shocked generation of emotionally stunted and fragile young adults is now left picking up the pieces. No wonder Supertails is frightened of people with genitals. He's from a world where sex doesn't exist. Just androgynous Japanese cartoon characters, fighting monsters and demons. Supertails need to fight his demons now. He should start by growing a set and not crying like a little girl over a book of a computer game. ::)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 03, 2013, 05:09:58 PM
That was Thorky.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on March 03, 2013, 06:43:36 PM
That was Thorky.

I was going to say the same thing but you beat me too it.

Definitely very Thorky.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 03, 2013, 07:04:43 PM
We can come up with a better adjective than "Thorky."  I prefer something like Thorkish, Thorkist, or Thorkian.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on March 03, 2013, 07:37:00 PM
It seems Thorky because it's actual Thork copypasta. Saddam would never write that many consecutive words on his own.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on March 03, 2013, 10:47:58 PM
You guys don't remember that Thork copypasta?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 04, 2013, 01:24:24 AM
I love The Legend of Zelda. That's a cool gift.

You are awesome, then! :D

I'm jealous. Every time I go to GameStop I end up caressing that book.

Buy it! It's so good and awesome and I love it. I didn't know you were a fellow Zelda fan. :D

It seems Thorky because it's actual Thork copypasta. Saddam would never write that many consecutive words on his own.

I was wondering if they were messing around or really didn't know. If they didn't, I guess that goes to show about how well Thork's positive attitude and caring personality are known throughout these forums.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on March 04, 2013, 03:25:26 AM
The fact that the same copypasta is relevant again, might also be evidence that I wasn't wrong.

Go get some T, Supertails. The doctor will have you feeling like a man in no time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 04, 2013, 04:56:34 AM
In other relevant Zelda news, Mugsy never told me he makes the most amazing Zelda acapellas in the world ohmygod

Gerudo Valley Acapella - Zelda Ocarina of Time (http://#ws)
Song of Storms Acapella - Zelda Ocarina of Time (http://#ws)
Song of Healing Acapella - Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on March 04, 2013, 08:45:37 AM
Wow, go Mugsy. Have you seen this?

Zelda Medley- Lindsey Stirling (http://#ws)

Everything she does is so cheesy, but she's so attractive, and she's a very good violinist.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 04, 2013, 11:13:30 AM
OMG LINDSEY STERLING I JUST JIZZED MUH PANTS


no! I hate her. and it is simply cause i'm jelly. if i have to hear one more guy talking about how she's the cutest thing ever i'm going to cut someone.

she's a good violinist though.

@Supes: of course i'm a big fan! Oot was my first favorite game. i bought a wii just for twilight princess and a 3ds pretty much just for oot remake (but i always have the nintendo handheld). i'm even going to try and cosplay Sheik with my friend who will do oot Link. HE IS ALSO IN LOVE WITH LINDSEY STERLING <rage quit>
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 04, 2013, 12:56:43 PM
She's cute but I also think she's kind of funny looking.  And the ballet shit she does while playing is actually kind of creepy.  She is a damn good violinist though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on March 04, 2013, 01:09:23 PM
Meh. I wouldn't say she's "so attractive". That video was kinda weird too.

London Philharmonic Orchestra and Andrew Skeet: Legend of Zelda: Suite (http://#)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on March 04, 2013, 01:23:16 PM
I just can't get enough of girls dressing like guys and prancing around the forest.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 04, 2013, 05:37:42 PM
@Particle Person: Holy crap that was amazing. I've heard of her and heard her stuff before (her song 'Crystallize', at least) and seen her play Link in a FreddieW video, but I have never seen her do something that epic. Hyrule Field Main Theme and Gerudo Valley sounded brilliant on violin, I kind of wish she'd do full covers of a few songs now. Emilie Autumn made me fall in love with violin, so now stuff like this just makes me desperate to hear more. I am going to have to hit YouTube and find out if she has any more Zelda. ;o;

@Rooster: WELL you just gained 100,000 awesomeness in my book because Zelda Zelda. Which game was your favourite? For me it's Majora's Mask followed by Wind Waker, and after that it's more debatable. And you're going to cosplay Sheik? I am incredibly jealous, Sheik is one of my absolute favourite characters. ;__; I would love to cosplay Sheik sometime if I had the money and opportunity, she is just amazing. Now that you must post pics of.

@Vindictus: Oh wow, that is pretty gorgeously awesome as well.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: FlatOrange on March 04, 2013, 06:00:04 PM
I love Zelda.

My favorites are Wind Waker and A Link To The Past.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 04, 2013, 06:03:47 PM
Ocarina of Time is my favorite followed by Twilight Princess. Wind Waker was fun but I'm not really into the story or characters of Celda but I made a pretty awesome pastel piece of Minnish Cap Link in art class once. And I have never played Majora's Mask, unfortunately. Buuut, I'm tempted to hook up my N64 after playing Particle's yesterday (which means I would take back my cool see-through blue/green controller PP) so maybe I could find the game through Amazon or something.

Sheik is my favorite and I would definitely post pictures. :3
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Secret User on March 04, 2013, 06:25:53 PM
I spent the whole morning at the Social Security Office. I thought the DMV was the worst government office but boy was I wrong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on March 04, 2013, 06:28:21 PM
Minish Cap is still the best Zelda.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on March 04, 2013, 06:38:54 PM
LOL for Rooster. LOL
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 04, 2013, 06:45:03 PM
You can just use an emulator for N64 games, rooster.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 04, 2013, 07:37:25 PM
Link's Awakening > *
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on March 04, 2013, 07:39:44 PM
Link's Awakening > *

That's a pretty cool opinion too. As long as we agree that 3D Zeldas are vastly overrated.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 04, 2013, 07:43:03 PM
Blanko thinking something popular is overrated.

I never would have expected such a thing. O:
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on March 04, 2013, 07:44:29 PM
You know, it's funny, you supposedly like Zelda a lot but I've never seen you mention a single 2D Zelda. Which ones have you played?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 04, 2013, 07:47:34 PM
Frankly I've only really played the gameboy zeldas, so I'm being honest when I say Link's Awakening is the best.  I did enjoy Ages and Seasons though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 04, 2013, 07:50:37 PM
I've played the original, like half of the second, A Link to the Past, some of Link's Awakening DX, Oracle of Seasons/Ages (though I never beat Seasons since I had to borrow it from a friend), and hardly any of Four Swords Adventures with a friend.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on March 04, 2013, 07:55:47 PM
i beat four swords, and thus ends my conquest
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 04, 2013, 07:56:42 PM
Link's Awakening > *

That's a pretty cool opinion too. As long as we agree that 3D Zeldas are vastly overrated.

Tell me more.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 04, 2013, 07:58:08 PM
You can just use an emulator for N64 games, rooster.
It's not the same unless you're holding that horribly awkward controller.

And what's so funny hoppy? I don't LOL at your Jesus love or gold jewelry collection.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 04, 2013, 07:59:18 PM
There are special controllers you can plug into your computer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 04, 2013, 08:00:18 PM
I don't think you can plug in an N64 controller.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 04, 2013, 08:01:59 PM
There are special controllers you can plug into your computer.
Hmm, what would be more expensive, a PC controller or Majora's Mask?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 04, 2013, 08:10:51 PM
But if you have the controller, there's no limit to the number of games you can properly enjoy when you play them on your computer.

I don't think you can plug in an N64 controller.

You can with special USB controllers.  I have one myself.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 04, 2013, 08:12:05 PM
Really? An actual N64 one? Huh, that's pretty awesome...where'd you get it?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 04, 2013, 08:55:07 PM
You can probably find a USB adapter for the standard N64 controller.  I have one for my PS1/PS2 controllers.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on March 04, 2013, 11:27:51 PM
I just got my N64 back, if I get some more time I'm going to buy a new controller (all the pokes of my old controllers are shit, the only thing bad about N64) and going to play majora's mask again. Never played that till the end.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on March 05, 2013, 05:17:53 AM
I just got my N64 back, if I get some more time I'm going to buy a new controller (all the pokes of my old controllers are shit, the only thing bad about N64) and going to play majora's mask again. Never played that till the end.

It wasn't as good as Ocarina of Time. Still a fan, though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 05, 2013, 09:42:10 AM
Majora's Mask makes me angry, lol. I love Ocarina of Time and Wind Waker the most. Skyward Sword is fun but kinda awkward, and Twilight Princess was cool, too. I have the Gamecube Zelda collector's disk but I haven't played the 2D games on it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 05, 2013, 10:06:39 AM
Majora's Mask makes me angry, lol. I love Ocarina of Time and Wind Waker the most. Skyward Sword is fun but kinda awkward, and Twilight Princess was cool, too. I have the Gamecube Zelda collector's disk but I haven't played the 2D games on it.
I still haven't played Skyward Sword either. How is that one aside from awkward? And what makes it awkward?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on March 05, 2013, 10:19:52 AM
Majora's Mask makes me angry, lol. I love Ocarina of Time and Wind Waker the most. Skyward Sword is fun but kinda awkward, and Twilight Princess was cool, too. I have the Gamecube Zelda collector's disk but I haven't played the 2D games on it.
I still haven't played Skyward Sword either. How is that one aside from awkward? And what makes it awkward?

The controls, mainly. I guess it's commendable that they attempted motion controls given the hardware, but let's face it, it was never going to be as precise as what you would expect from button-based controls. They figured out that when every tenth input comes across as something else entirely, they can't make the combat as fast-paced or varied as in the previous games, so what it boils down to is, every fucking enemy is like a mini-game where they block in a certain way, indicating that you have to swing in a certain direction to beat them. And that gets old really fast. Gone are the special attacks from TP or countering from WW, and when enemies have a tendency to change their block at the last fraction of a second, and you're constantly flailing your sword in the wrong direction due to unreliable controls, it becomes an exercise in futility and frustration. The best you can do in pretty much any scenario is stand still and keep flailing until the enemy drops down.

As for the game itself, the sky overworld is boring and empty, areas are rehashed and revisited *a lot*, dungeons are linear and simplistic and don't really "sprawl", and the sidekick makes Navi look like an extremely fun companion to have around by comparison.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 05, 2013, 10:24:41 AM
I played Twilight Princess on the Wii and it wasn't too terrible so that's weird that they'd change the fighting mechanics.

The "sky" bit did seem a little boring which is why I still have yet to play it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on March 05, 2013, 10:27:28 AM
TP's motion controls are fine because they didn't try to implement directional swinging, meaning swinging your Wiimote is pretty much an equivalent to pressing B on the GameCube pad, so there's really not much of a risk of a wrong input with that system.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 05, 2013, 10:37:50 AM
TP's motion controls are fine because they didn't try to implement directional swinging, meaning swinging your Wiimote is pretty much an equivalent to pressing B on the GameCube pad, so there's really not much of a risk of a wrong input with that system.
Gotcha. Well SS can't be much more frustrating than Okami.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 05, 2013, 10:53:24 AM
Yeah, I think Blanko pretty much covered what makes it awkward. It's still worth playing, though. There are some really annoying things to get through, but there are also lots of fun things that utilize the motion controls. Getting used to them was the biggest problem in the beginning, which is understandable.  There were things that I never could do very well, like the fucking harp minigame  >:(   I think the most annoy times were when you absolutely need to move the wiimote in a particular way.  As usual, the water portion was the hardest, but once I figured out how to make Link swim properly, I think it was the most satisfying. TADTONES!

Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword ~ 19-GP "Harp Playing & Kina's Singing" (http://#ws)

This minigame should have been so easy, but I wanted to kill Kina and throw her off the island before I finally got those fuckers to clap a little bit.  Fortunately when you really have to play the harp to advance in the game it isn't quite as sensitive to mistakes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on March 05, 2013, 12:59:55 PM
I just got my N64 back, if I get some more time I'm going to buy a new controller (all the pokes of my old controllers are shit, the only thing bad about N64) and going to play majora's mask again. Never played that till the end.

It wasn't as good as Ocarina of Time. Still a fan, though.

I know but I finished Ocarina of Time already.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on March 05, 2013, 02:09:04 PM
You can just use an emulator for N64 games, rooster.
It's not the same unless you're holding that horribly awkward controller.

And what's so funny hoppy? I don't LOL at your Jesus love or gold jewelry collection.
I was laughing at your omg i just jizzed muh pants comments, I was late commenting.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 05, 2013, 02:32:16 PM
You can just use an emulator for N64 games, rooster.
It's not the same unless you're holding that horribly awkward controller.

And what's so funny hoppy? I don't LOL at your Jesus love or gold jewelry collection.
I was laughing at your omg i just jizzed muh pants comments, I was late commenting.
Laughing at my joke is acceptable. Carry on.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on March 05, 2013, 02:37:09 PM
Yes, it was a compliment. :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 05, 2013, 03:37:13 PM
Really? An actual N64 one? Huh, that's pretty awesome...where'd you get it?

My mistake, I actually have a PlayStation controller, although N64 ones are available as well.  I got mine at my local GameStop.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 10, 2013, 01:59:57 AM
The Glorious Leader tried to swallow a coin yesterday and got it stuck in her throat :( Not so clever anymore!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on March 10, 2013, 03:02:14 AM
The Glorious Leader tried to swallow a coin yesterday and got it stuck in her throat :( Not so clever anymore!

We all have our moments, working with the FES, I would have thought you'd know that. Why the other day it took me 10 minutes to notice the petrol was prepay after I spent all that time getting angry at it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 10, 2013, 07:29:11 AM
The Glorious Leader tried to swallow a coin yesterday and got it stuck in her throat :( Not so clever anymore!

We all have our moments, working with the FES, I would have thought you'd know that. Why the other day it took me 10 minutes to notice the petrol was prepay after I spent all that time getting angry at it.

Your retarted  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on March 11, 2013, 06:57:18 PM
The preparation for a colonoscopy is the most unpleasant thing that any person in the universe has ever experienced. I haven't eaten in more than 24 hours. I'm withering into oblivion. If I never post again, tell my cats I love them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 11, 2013, 07:01:59 PM
The preparation for a colonoscopy is the most unpleasant thing that any person in the universe has ever experienced.

Don't be ridiculous; the colonoscopy itself is much worse.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on March 11, 2013, 07:46:51 PM
I'll be completely unconscious for that part.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 11, 2013, 07:54:48 PM
Irrelevant, you are still physically experiencing it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on March 11, 2013, 08:39:13 PM
Only 24 hours? You're a lightweight, kid.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on March 11, 2013, 08:45:38 PM
If I were experiencing severe food withdrawal, wouldn't that make me more of a heavyweight?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 12, 2013, 02:44:45 AM
The prep is pretty horrendous. But you're lucky that you get to be unconscious for it, they've never put me asleep for one :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on March 12, 2013, 02:46:22 AM
The preparation for a colonoscopy is the most unpleasant thing that any person in the universe has ever experienced. I haven't eaten in more than 24 hours. I'm withering into oblivion. If I never post again, tell my cats I love them.
What have you got stuck up there this time? >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 12, 2013, 07:41:57 AM
Are you sick of jello yet?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 12, 2013, 11:04:36 AM
Waaat Gayer?! I remember my mom got double teamed. She had a colonoscopy and an endoscopy. She hated the prep. But I had to drive her drugged ass home.

They put two cameras in her while she was forced into unconsciousness. Those doctors are sick.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on March 12, 2013, 04:59:03 PM
Waaat Gayer?! I remember my mom got double teamed. She had a colonoscopy and an endoscopy. She hated the prep. But I had to drive her drugged ass home.

They put two cameras in her while she was forced into unconsciousness. Those doctors are sick.
I think I might have seen that movie.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on March 12, 2013, 05:09:50 PM
The preparation for a colonoscopy is the most unpleasant thing that any person in the universe has ever experienced. I haven't eaten in more than 24 hours. I'm withering into oblivion. If I never post again, tell my cats I love them.
What have you got stuck up there this time? >:(

Disease.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on March 12, 2013, 05:11:35 PM
The preparation for a colonoscopy is the most unpleasant thing that any person in the universe has ever experienced. I haven't eaten in more than 24 hours. I'm withering into oblivion. If I never post again, tell my cats I love them.
What have you got stuck up there this time? >:(

Disease.
I warned you how dangerous anal sex is. >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on March 12, 2013, 05:54:00 PM
 >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 13, 2013, 12:10:36 AM
Waaat Gayer?! I remember my mom got double teamed. She had a colonoscopy and an endoscopy. She hated the prep. But I had to drive her drugged ass home.

They put two cameras in her while she was forced into unconsciousness. Those doctors are sick.

Both at once? Urgh. I'm not sure which I hate most, colonoscopy or gastroscopy. I'm supposed to have another gastroscopy done this spring but I'm going to refuse unless they put me asleep for it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 13, 2013, 02:49:31 AM
Waaat Gayer?! I remember my mom got double teamed. She had a colonoscopy and an endoscopy. She hated the prep. But I had to drive her drugged ass home.

They put two cameras in her while she was forced into unconsciousness. Those doctors are sick.

Both at once? Urgh. I'm not sure which I hate most, colonoscopy or gastroscopy. I'm supposed to have another gastroscopy done this spring but I'm going to refuse unless they put me asleep for it.
That's the spirit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 13, 2013, 10:10:49 PM
i'm even going to try and cosplay Sheik with my friend who will do oot Link.

lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 22, 2013, 10:05:54 AM
I got a full time job with a home cleaning service (maid). I'll be out of retail, have consist day-time hours, free weekends, and make $300-500 a week. I will finally have money again.  :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 22, 2013, 12:09:28 PM
I got a full time job with a home cleaning service (maid). I'll be out of retail, have consist day-time hours, free weekends, and make $300-500 a week. I will finally have money again.  :)

I am glad that that historian degree is finally paying off for you.   :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 22, 2013, 04:40:00 PM
I got a full time job with a home cleaning service (maid). I'll be out of retail, have consist day-time hours, free weekends, and make $300-500 a week. I will finally have money again.  :)

I am glad that that historian degree is finally paying off for you.   :)
Don't sass me. There isn't any job around here worth having. In the meantime, I have to save money for excursions to England and to pay off student loans. Retail pay isn't going to cut it.

And also, I'm applying for a passport this weekend. Sadly, that money had to come from mein mater because I can't even spare $135.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 22, 2013, 06:26:55 PM
I used to work with a company that hired maid contractors to service foreclosed homes (as well as landscaping/mowing) and I think I can say a maid service probably wouldn't be that bad to work for.  It generally takes about an hour for two people to fully service most places provided there aren't any surprises, and once you get in the groove you probably don't even really notice the time passing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 22, 2013, 09:04:27 PM
I got a full time job with a home cleaning service (maid). I'll be out of retail, have consist day-time hours, free weekends, and make $300-500 a week. I will finally have money again.  :)

I am glad that that historian degree is finally paying off for you.   :)
Don't sass me. There isn't any job around here worth having. In the meantime, I have to save money for excursions to England and to pay off student loans. Retail pay isn't going to cut it.

And also, I'm applying for a passport this weekend. Sadly, that money had to come from mein mater because I can't even spare $135.

Well, at least you have your priorities straight.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 22, 2013, 11:55:03 PM
Technically the money was a birthday present. It was the only unnecessary expense I wanted really.

Well I also got Downton Abbey season 3 from PP's mom. That was an excellent gift.

Good point Nomad. I didn't even think about how quick the days may seem once I get the hang of it. I'm just excited about normal working full time hours and good pay outside of retail.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on March 23, 2013, 01:01:14 AM
Well I also got Downton Abbey season 3 from PP's mom. That was an excellent gift.
Heck yeah, my mum is the best.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on March 23, 2013, 11:39:09 AM
Well I also got Downton Abbey season 3 from PP's mom. That was an excellent gift.
Heck yeah, my mum is the best.

I found her oral skills lacking, but she almost made up for it with enthusiasm.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on March 23, 2013, 03:52:35 PM
Well I also got Downton Abbey season 3 from PP's mom. That was an excellent gift.
Heck yeah, my mum is the best.

I found her oral skills lacking, but she almost made up for it with enthusiasm.
The older ones are always much more grateful. Was very nice of you to take that old mare out for one last ride.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on March 24, 2013, 06:02:27 PM
Some "nobody here cares" news: If anyone else here has heard of My Chemical Romance's disbanding, then you can probably guess approximately how I feel today. The Black Parade has meant so much to me on a personal level, they made music I could identify with, that spoke to me, was occasionally incredibly cathartic, and so on. I'd been anticipating their next album eagerly, constantly on the edge of my seat any time any tidbit of news about it leaked, and now I get to know that there isn't going to be one. I am, at least for a little while, miserable and grieving. To nobody's surprise, I cried when I first read it when I woke up this morning. :[

So at the moment I'm listening to their last three albums (as the first was pretty terrible) in honour of losing one of my top few favourite bands/artists. Hopefully whatever they go on to do on their own (please, God, let them go do other projects and not quit music) will be fantastic, because I'll gladly follow each of their individual projects. I just really, really hope that whatever they go do on their own will be nearly as good as their work as an amazing collective.

Farewell, My Chemical Romance. I wish I'd discovered you earlier so I could've gone along for the ride and actually seen you live. :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on March 24, 2013, 06:13:09 PM
Back when I was a young man and dinosaurs were commonplace, I used to listen to Guns 'n' Roses amongst other things, but they were my favourite band. Anyway I was eagerly anticipating their next album and I was given "The Spaghetti Incident". How that was supposed to follow Use Your Illusions and Appetite for Destruction, I don't know. And in some ways that was worse, Supertails. Rather than splitting up and leaving me with fond memories and grandiose nostalgia I am left with an entire album over covers including "Buick Mackain" and "You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory". >o<

At least your band has had the good grace to die before heaping an abomination upon fans. I was relieved when Axl Rose announced he was going to put his hair in corn rows and go solo, because I knew it meant I wouldn't have to suffer any more. :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 24, 2013, 06:17:43 PM
Don't worry Supertails, history shows that they will invariably have a reunion tour some day. Or maybe five reunion tours. And a live album from each, possibly with new songs. Famous bands never stay dead forever until members start dying.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 24, 2013, 07:20:44 PM
Don't worry Supertails, history shows that they will invariably have a reunion tour some day. Or maybe five reunion tours. And a live album from each, possibly with new songs. Famous bands never stay dead forever until members start dying.

Except for the Beatles.  And The Clash.  And Pink Floyd.  And Talking Heads.  And The Smiths.  And The Jam.  And Led Zeppelin.  And yeah, you're very wrong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 24, 2013, 07:26:12 PM
Don't worry Supertails, history shows that they will invariably have a reunion tour some day. Or maybe five reunion tours. And a live album from each, possibly with new songs. Famous bands never stay dead forever until members start dying.

Except for the Beatles.  And The Clash.  And Pink Floyd.  And Talking Heads.  And The Smiths.  And The Jam.  And yeah, you're very wrong.

In the Beatles people started dying. Same with Floyd and the Clash. Anyways, it's just a generalization. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule.

I had no idea the Talking Heads even broke up, I just got into them a few weeks ago. That kind of depressed me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on March 24, 2013, 07:39:39 PM
In the Beatles people started dying. Same with Floyd and the Clash. Anyways, it's just a generalization. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule.

Really? Which member of The Beatles died while the band was still together?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on March 24, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
In the Beatles people started dying. Same with Floyd and the Clash. Anyways, it's just a generalization. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule.

Really? Which member of The Beatles died while the band was still together?

McCartney.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 24, 2013, 07:44:19 PM
In the Beatles people started dying. Same with Floyd and the Clash. Anyways, it's just a generalization. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule.

Really? Which member of The Beatles died while the band was still together?

No, no, I mean people died, preventing them from getting back together. Not that people died while they were still together. I firmly believe that if Lennon hadn't been killed they'd have at least done a concert together at some point.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 24, 2013, 08:37:47 PM
I had no idea the Talking Heads even broke up, I just got into them a few weeks ago. That kind of depressed me.

The first thing you need to understand about Talking Heads is that the band's name is just Talking Heads.  There's no "the" in there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 25, 2013, 06:34:39 AM
To be fair Tausami didn't capitalize "the," so it wasn't part of the name.  He just has poor grammar.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 25, 2013, 07:25:14 AM
In the Beatles people started dying. Same with Floyd and the Clash.

All three of those bands had a lot of time between their breakups and any of their members' deaths.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on March 25, 2013, 08:19:22 AM
In the Beatles people started dying. Same with Floyd and the Clash.

All three of those bands had a lot of time between their breakups and any of their members' deaths.

What he means to say is that, if the band members were immortal, at some point during the eternity left to them they would have reunited. It's simple probability.

Sadly, fate stepped in and we were thoughtlessly deprived of a 37th-century Beatles reunion. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 25, 2013, 08:31:08 AM
In the Beatles people started dying. Same with Floyd and the Clash.

All three of those bands had a lot of time between their breakups and any of their members' deaths.

Actually, Pink Floyd had a reunion in 2005, and the Clash seems to have a reunion every few years. Lennon died 10 years after the breakup of the Beetles, and Zeppelin, Van Halen, The Who, CCR, Springsteen, The Police, Yes, Rage Against the Machine, The Beach Boys and Fleetwood Mac (over and over again) have all had reunion tours. That's just off the top of my head, there are bound to be many more.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on March 25, 2013, 08:48:00 AM
Nirvana didn't do any reunion tours.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on March 25, 2013, 08:55:39 AM
Actually, Pink Floyd had a reunion in 2005

Minus one of the original band members.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 25, 2013, 08:59:35 AM
Actually, Pink Floyd had a reunion in 2005

Minus one of the original band members.

Hush
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 25, 2013, 09:24:40 AM
Pink Floyd have played together once or twice, but have explicitly rejected touring.  Zeppelin played a special concert back in 2007, but have also explicitly rejected retouring.  Van Halen never broke up, but they have switched out singers a few times.  The E Street Band is Springsteen's backing band, and he uses them when he needs them, so I wouldn't really call any tours he makes with them reunions in the sense we're talking about.  Creedence has never reunited, and certainly never toured again.

tl;dr: NO U
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on March 25, 2013, 09:47:31 AM
Pink Floyd have played together once or twice, but have explicitly rejected touring.  Zeppelin played a special concert back in 2007, but have also explicitly rejected retouring.  Van Halen never broke up, but they have switched out singers a few times.  The E Street Band is Springsteen's backing band, and he uses them when he needs them, so I wouldn't really call any tours he makes with them reunions in the sense we're talking about.  Creedence has never reunited, and certainly never toured again.

tl;dr: NO U

I consider reunion concerts to be reunions, because they clearly are, and Plant said he's open to touring again if the other two are. Revisited might as well be a reunion of Revival, and just because the E Street band is just a back-up band for Springsteen doesn't mean they didn't break up and then have a reunion. The breakup was essentially just getting fired, but it was still a breakup. I concede Van Halen, I just kind of assumed they broke up after Sammy left.

Anyway, the point is that Supes shouldn't worry too much and that they'll probably do a reunion at some point that he can go see. Is that really so controversial?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 25, 2013, 10:48:06 AM
I consider reunion concerts to be reunions, because they clearly are

But we had been talking about reunion tours, not concerts.

Quote
Revisited might as well be a reunion of Revival

The two guys who basically carried Fogerty's bags are not a reunion of Revival.

Quote
Anyway, the point is that Supes shouldn't worry too much and that they'll probably do a reunion at some point that he can go see. Is that really so controversial?

NO U
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on March 25, 2013, 01:15:56 PM
In the Beatles people started dying. Same with Floyd and the Clash. Anyways, it's just a generalization. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule.

Really? Which member of The Beatles died while the band was still together?

McCartney.

No, he was the Walrus.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 25, 2013, 02:08:45 PM
In the Beatles people started dying. Same with Floyd and the Clash. Anyways, it's just a generalization. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule.

Really? Which member of The Beatles died while the band was still together?

McCartney.

No, he was the Walrus.

Whoosh.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on March 25, 2013, 02:11:31 PM
In the Beatles people started dying. Same with Floyd and the Clash. Anyways, it's just a generalization. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule.

Really? Which member of The Beatles died while the band was still together?

McCartney.

No, he was the Walrus.

Whoosh.

Whoosh.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 25, 2013, 02:29:23 PM
You were right, Nomad. First day of cleaning service and I experienced the fastest 7 hours of my life.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on March 25, 2013, 06:29:32 PM
And also, I'm applying for a passport this weekend. Sadly, that money had to come from mein mater because I can't even spare $135.
Mein mater? I don't know about you, but my mother is a female and the German for mother is mutter, not mater. Other than that, awesome job. Unless of course its mien over mater, in which case, if you don't mien, it doesn't mater.

F*ck, I'm totally wasted here.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 25, 2013, 07:02:41 PM
And also, I'm applying for a passport this weekend. Sadly, that money had to come from mein mater because I can't even spare $135.
Mein mater? I don't know about you, but my mother is a female and the German for mother is mutter, not mater. Other than that, awesome job. Unless of course its mien over mater, in which case, if you don't mien, it doesn't mater.

F*ck, I'm totally wasted here.  :(
It is, but mutter doesn't look right.  :(
So it's Latin.

Go drink some more.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on March 25, 2013, 07:27:38 PM
Maybe I can take advantage of his intoxication to convince him to unblock me on FB. He he he he...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on March 25, 2013, 08:14:37 PM
Maybe I can take advantage of his intoxication to convince him to unblock me on FB. He he he he...

Why?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on March 25, 2013, 08:22:33 PM
Because it's there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 25, 2013, 09:31:01 PM
Maybe I can finally convince him to add me on facebook.  I'm not as needy as you think, I swear!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Beorn on March 26, 2013, 01:22:26 AM
And also, I'm applying for a passport this weekend. Sadly, that money had to come from mein mater because I can't even spare $135.
Mein mater? I don't know about you, but my mother is a female and the German for mother is mutter, not mater. Other than that, awesome job. Unless of course its mien over mater, in which case, if you don't mien, it doesn't mater.

F*ck, I'm totally wasted here.  :(

No, the german word for mother is Mutter.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on March 26, 2013, 03:06:39 AM
Linguistic giants in this thread
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 27, 2013, 03:22:57 PM
So these ladies I work with make me feel like a genius. It's great for my ego but also really destroys my perception of humanity. I've also noticed that I start mimicking their southern accent (which I do not have) when I'm with them. This is a terrible habit that must die quickly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on March 27, 2013, 03:38:48 PM
howdy yawl
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on March 27, 2013, 04:30:11 PM
I also tend to consciously unconsciously speak more "ghetto" when I'm at work around all the blacks and mexicans I work with. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 27, 2013, 07:05:07 PM
The Clash never reunited either.  Forgot to mention that one.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on March 28, 2013, 03:39:33 AM
So these ladies I work with make me feel like a genius. It's great for my ego but also really destroys my perception of humanity. I've also noticed that I start mimicking their southern accent (which I do not have) when I'm with them. This is a terrible habit that must die quickly.

CLASS WAR


Why does everyone think they're for equality and that everybody should be treated with the same respect, then come out with stuff like this?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on March 28, 2013, 04:00:37 AM
So these ladies I work with make me feel like a genius. It's great for my ego but also really destroys my perception of humanity. I've also noticed that I start mimicking their southern accent (which I do not have) when I'm with them. This is a terrible habit that must die quickly.

CLASS WAR


Why does everyone think they're for equality and that everybody should be treated with the same respect, then come out with stuff like this?
wat

When did I give you the impression that they deserve less respect because they have an accent and no degree? I think that comment says more about your own feelings than it does my own.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 04, 2013, 10:25:35 PM
I dunno, 'you destroy my perception of humanity' is a harsh and personal phrase..
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 05, 2013, 03:52:35 AM
I dunno, 'you destroy my perception of humanity' is a harsh and personal phrase..
Test scores always said I had an above average intelligence, I had just never seen it in action before. Stupid people are still people, jeez Ed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 05, 2013, 10:56:08 AM
Not true - stupid people are not people.


I'm moving house at the end of the month, hooray! Well moving flat to be more precise. Wish I didn't have to go through the hassle of packing though *sigh*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 05, 2013, 11:53:24 AM
Moving is exciting! How is life Gayer
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 05, 2013, 01:38:01 PM
Its pretty good. Moving is exciting, can't wait to organise my new kitchen (that is the height of excitement for me these days, but soon summer will come and I will maybe party a little again). Going to miss my sauna though :(

Hows life for you?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on April 05, 2013, 03:58:36 PM
I shot a fetish party last night. Got some cool photos, though the people doing the kinky stuff didn't want anyone taking their photos so they were in a different room. Oh well.

(http://www.cmdshft.ipwn.me/lgmedia/wp-content/gallery/cm_fetish_Arpil_2013/DSC04274.jpg)

(http://www.cmdshft.ipwn.me/lgmedia/wp-content/gallery/cm_fetish_Arpil_2013/DSC04216.jpg)

(http://www.cmdshft.ipwn.me/lgmedia/wp-content/gallery/cm_fetish_Arpil_2013/DSC04014.jpg)

(http://www.cmdshft.ipwn.me/lgmedia/wp-content/gallery/cm_fetish_Arpil_2013/DSC04050.jpg)

(http://www.cmdshft.ipwn.me/lgmedia/wp-content/gallery/cm_fetish_Arpil_2013/DSC04478.jpg)

(http://www.cmdshft.ipwn.me/lgmedia/wp-content/gallery/cm_fetish_Arpil_2013/DSC04462.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 06, 2013, 01:21:23 AM
Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 06, 2013, 08:02:48 AM
Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on April 06, 2013, 11:44:43 AM
Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 06, 2013, 11:56:17 AM
Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on April 06, 2013, 11:57:40 AM
Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 06, 2013, 12:02:05 PM
Any of those look worth slaughtering to you? >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: f.o.g.09 on April 06, 2013, 12:14:01 PM
Tiger Woods looks to be enjoying himself ;)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 06, 2013, 09:24:17 PM
Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 06, 2013, 09:43:02 PM
Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 06, 2013, 10:07:46 PM
Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on April 06, 2013, 10:18:19 PM
Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 07, 2013, 05:02:59 AM
Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 07, 2013, 08:05:17 AM
Aww I got pyramid-quoted, thx guys :"D

guess who is laying in bed with a fever of 101 degrees Fahrenheit and running to the bathroom every once in a while to vomit painfully

that's right, me

what a great day

on the bright side, I get to just lay here in a shirt and underwear and nothing else, which is amazing because it has been incredibly hot in this house lately

on the other hand, the fever is making me feel hotter and im dying and wish i could wear less and have a million fans

plz kill me
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 07, 2013, 08:16:02 AM
post nude pics if you are wimminz
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 07, 2013, 08:22:15 AM
I think I shall pass

besides, i look even worse than normal right now since im basically a corpse, my hair's all messy and i am pale(r)

THANKS FOR WISHING ME WELL THO
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 07, 2013, 08:27:41 AM
Just hurry up and die already.

jk we love you
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 07, 2013, 11:04:30 AM
GET WELL SOON SUPES!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on April 07, 2013, 11:23:28 AM
When I'm not very well a cool shower or bath usually helps me feel better, especially if I'm hot and sweaty.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on April 07, 2013, 12:54:13 PM
Aww I got pyramid-quoted, thx guys :"D

guess who is laying in bed with a fever of 101 degrees Fahrenheit and running to the bathroom every once in a while to vomit painfully

that's right, me

what a great day

on the bright side, I get to just lay here in a shirt and underwear and nothing else, which is amazing because it has been incredibly hot in this house lately

on the other hand, the fever is making me feel hotter and im dying and wish i could wear less and have a million fans

plz kill me

 :'( I hope you feel better soon!  :)
I just got over something like that. It was horrible. I never want to feel that pain again. I was struggling to eat anything again until today.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on April 07, 2013, 05:49:50 PM
In a way, I enjoy fevers. They're always accompanied by a high of sorts. Once I had a fever of around 105F, and began to dream I was above a desert while I was conscious.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 07, 2013, 06:48:44 PM
In a way, I enjoy fevers. They're always accompanied by a high of sorts. Once I had a fever of around 105F, and began to dream I was above a desert while I was conscious.
I do too and for the same reason. Plus, it's a free pass to get out of work or school.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on April 07, 2013, 07:44:24 PM
In a way, I enjoy fevers. They're always accompanied by a high of sorts. Once I had a fever of around 105F, and began to dream I was above a desert while I was conscious.
I do too and for the same reason. Plus, it's a free pass to get out of work or school.

You don't need a free pass to get out of school.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 07, 2013, 09:06:15 PM
In a way, I enjoy fevers. They're always accompanied by a high of sorts. Once I had a fever of around 105F, and began to dream I was above a desert while I was conscious.
I do too and for the same reason. Plus, it's a free pass to get out of work or school.

You don't need a free pass to get out of school.
Slacker.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 07, 2013, 09:57:57 PM
I hope it passes soon, Supes. 

Get better, that's an order!   >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on April 07, 2013, 09:59:33 PM
Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on April 07, 2013, 10:05:34 PM
im dying and wish i could wear less and have a million fans

plz kill me


Lots of people in the music industry have tried wearing less to get more fans with varying degrees of success. Good luck!   

Also, don't die! :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 07, 2013, 10:37:31 PM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/you-think-having-fans-make-you-so-cool.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 08, 2013, 06:56:02 AM
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 08, 2013, 02:10:54 PM
Celebrating somebody's death for no other reason than that they are dead is mean :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on April 08, 2013, 02:12:48 PM
She was awful!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 08, 2013, 02:52:56 PM
Some people deserve to have their death celebrated
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 08, 2013, 04:01:41 PM
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead

Such an awful thing to say about Annette Funicello.  She was a national treasure!  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 08, 2013, 10:08:50 PM
Some people deserve to have their death celebrated

Perhaps if their death does something good, like ends a regime. But you're celebrating her death literally only because she's dead. And that makes me sad :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 09, 2013, 02:03:26 AM
Some people deserve to have their death celebrated

Perhaps if their death does something good, like ends a regime. But you're celebrating her death literally only because she's dead. And that makes me sad :(
Its ok to be happy when bad people die. Pretending to not be happy is like pretending she was good.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 09, 2013, 05:02:25 AM
Some people deserve to have their death celebrated

Perhaps if their death does something good, like ends a regime. But you're celebrating her death literally only because she's dead. And that makes me sad :(
Its ok to be happy when bad people die. Pretending to not be happy is like pretending she was good.

There's a difference between hating someone and literally wishing they aren't alive.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 09, 2013, 02:35:03 PM
Some people deserve to have their death celebrated

Perhaps if their death does something good, like ends a regime. But you're celebrating her death literally only because she's dead. And that makes me sad :(
Its ok to be happy when bad people die. Pretending to not be happy is like pretending she was good.

There's a difference between hating someone and literally wishing they aren't alive.
Stop being such a hippy. Old people die all the time. There's nothing wrong with celebrating death (especially if the person is evil).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 09, 2013, 03:00:31 PM
Some people deserve to have their death celebrated

Perhaps if their death does something good, like ends a regime. But you're celebrating her death literally only because she's dead. And that makes me sad :(
Its ok to be happy when bad people die. Pretending to not be happy is like pretending she was good.

There's a difference between hating someone and literally wishing they aren't alive.

So? Neither are bad, as long as you're not actually killing the person that you wish wasn't alive.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on April 09, 2013, 04:51:19 PM
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/455054/20130409/thatcher-death-party.htm (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/455054/20130409/thatcher-death-party.htm)

Perhaps a tad over the top?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 09, 2013, 05:04:33 PM
Quote
Many revellers appeared younger than the 23 years which have passed since Thatcher left office.

That says it all, really.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on April 09, 2013, 05:17:34 PM
Quote
Many revellers appeared younger than the 23 years which have passed since Thatcher left office.

That says it all, really.

On the other hand, the quality of the commenters says everything about the site itself. Not sure how much I trust it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 09, 2013, 05:21:01 PM
I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on April 09, 2013, 05:26:00 PM
I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out.  :(

Sounds like fun. I feel bad for you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 09, 2013, 05:30:22 PM
I hope you like pain, because there's a lot of it in your future!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 09, 2013, 05:33:02 PM
There's a lot of pain in my present.   :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on April 09, 2013, 05:53:34 PM
I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out.  :(
I might have to get mine taken out this summer. Which I see as a good thing, because free drugs.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 09, 2013, 05:54:51 PM
I have deleted a shitload of posts from the number game and screwed up the count.  Feels Goodman.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 09, 2013, 06:03:16 PM
I have deleted a shitload of posts from the number game and screwed up the count.  Feels Goodman.

Good for you.  Fight the power!

I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out.  :(
I might have to get mine taken out this summer. Which I see as a good thing, because free drugs.

I don't even have a choice about one of them because it's basically rotting in my head and hurts like a motherfucker.  The dentist said the other two (one was already taken out) are impacted.  Might as well get them all done while I do the one.  Which makes sense.  Only, you know, pain.

But yeah, drugs are good.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 09, 2013, 06:53:10 PM
It's really not bad. Surgery itself is a breeze and then you have drugs. There's maybe a dull throb, but dull throbs are easy to handle. And no, I don't have a high tolerance to pain.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 09, 2013, 11:22:34 PM
Some people deserve to have their death celebrated

Perhaps if their death does something good, like ends a regime. But you're celebrating her death literally only because she's dead. And that makes me sad :(
Its ok to be happy when bad people die. Pretending to not be happy is like pretending she was good.

There's a difference between hating someone and literally wishing they aren't alive.
Stop being such a hippy. Old people die all the time. There's nothing wrong with celebrating death (especially if the person is evil).

If she's evil, why is she celebrated by half the country? I'm not a supporter of hers at all but I think it's a bit rich to think my opinion is the only one.
And I think it's just bare weird when people I know want someone to die and laugh at their illness. Where does it stop? Who else do we want dead?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 09, 2013, 11:50:08 PM
Some people deserve to have their death celebrated

Perhaps if their death does something good, like ends a regime. But you're celebrating her death literally only because she's dead. And that makes me sad :(
Its ok to be happy when bad people die. Pretending to not be happy is like pretending she was good.

There's a difference between hating someone and literally wishing they aren't alive.
Stop being such a hippy. Old people die all the time. There's nothing wrong with celebrating death (especially if the person is evil).

If she's evil, why is she celebrated by half the country? I'm not a supporter of hers at all but I think it's a bit rich to think my opinion is the only one.
And I think it's just bare weird when people I know want someone to die and laugh at their illness. Where does it stop? Who else do we want dead?

Some people liked her because she did benefit them at the time but facts are not the same as opinion and the facts are that many of her policies harmed the country even to this day (helped of course by the subsequent governments).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 10, 2013, 04:30:52 AM
Some people deserve to have their death celebrated

Perhaps if their death does something good, like ends a regime. But you're celebrating her death literally only because she's dead. And that makes me sad :(
Its ok to be happy when bad people die. Pretending to not be happy is like pretending she was good.

There's a difference between hating someone and literally wishing they aren't alive.
Stop being such a hippy. Old people die all the time. There's nothing wrong with celebrating death (especially if the person is evil).

If she's evil, why is she celebrated by half the country? I'm not a supporter of hers at all but I think it's a bit rich to think my opinion is the only one.
And I think it's just bare weird when people I know want someone to die and laugh at their illness. Where does it stop? Who else do we want dead?
People are shitty and people die. There's nothing wrong with an opinion, it's not a crime to be relieved over a death. Laughing might be a little weird though, there's nothing really humorous about an old woman dying.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 10, 2013, 05:11:58 AM
I don't remember saying it's a crime, only that I consider it a bit of a poor show. I'd be relieved if somebody's death resulted in a positive action - a war or genocide ending for example, but people only celebrate her death because she somehow 'earned' it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 10, 2013, 05:31:17 AM
Some people are celebrating it because her death brought them closure, at least thats how one person on facebook described it. Other people are probably just celebrating cos its an excuse for a party.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 12, 2013, 04:18:09 AM
Roundy, watch getting those teeth out. I had 1 removed and was glad it was only 1, I still had 1side of my mouth to eat with. It hurt for months but is ok now.  IDK your age but the older you are the worse it can be. I guess your dentist knows best.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 12, 2013, 12:51:23 PM
Hey guys I've been awarded a grant to go and study in the Netherlands in the summer. This makes me happy!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 12, 2013, 01:51:32 PM
Hey guys I've been awarded a grant to go and study in the Netherlands in the summer. This makes me happy!
I know you will have fun studying beer and broads. Congradulations. What fool is going to give you money for that?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 12, 2013, 02:03:34 PM
Congradulations
Congratulations.

That is a fairly large pet peeve of mine. You must see the correct spelling everywhere (balloons, banners, cards), why do you ignore it? Congrats. Not congrads.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 12, 2013, 02:07:01 PM
Hey guys I've been awarded a grant to go and study in the Netherlands in the summer. This makes me happy!
I know you will have fun studying beer and broads. Congradulations. What fool is going to give you money for that?
De Nederlandse Taalunie, the union of the Dutch language. Because they want people to learn Dutch as a foreign language and I'm pretty good at it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 12, 2013, 03:06:39 PM
Congratulations Eddy Baby. That sounds really cool.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 12, 2013, 03:15:48 PM
Congradulations
Congratulations.

That is a fairly large pet peeve of mine. You must see the correct spelling everywhere (balloons, banners, cards), why do you ignore it? Congrats. Not congrads.
Soory.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 13, 2013, 12:47:53 AM
Thanks SCG :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 13, 2013, 01:15:56 AM
Nice one Eddy Baby!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on April 13, 2013, 08:38:50 AM
I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out.  :(

If it makes you feel any better, people often die during the procedure.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171 (http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on April 13, 2013, 09:29:46 AM
I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out.  :(

If it makes you feel any better, people often die during the procedure.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171 (http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171)

California man is a menace to society.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 13, 2013, 10:39:52 AM
I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out.  :(

If it makes you feel any better, people often die during the procedure.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171 (http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171)

Fingers crossed!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 13, 2013, 11:25:06 AM
I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out.  :(

If it makes you feel any better, people often die during the procedure.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171 (http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/04/California-man-dies-while-getting-wisdom-teeth-extracted/5701365099429/?rel=2191365423171)

Your link is at odds with your claim.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on April 13, 2013, 01:59:22 PM
Hey guys I've been awarded a grant to go and study in the Netherlands in the summer. This makes me happy!

Congradulations!*




*   just for rooster :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 15, 2013, 09:37:33 AM
I have been fired from that horrible, awful job, hoooooray! After cleaning houses for 12 hours last week I was done. I didn't really want to quit since that would make me feel like, well, a quitter, so they made it easy for me.

The fortunate thing is that the call happened right after I set up an appointment to have my typing speed, excel, and word knowledge tested for the place my boo works at. But, if I don't get this job I will be in a crap situation. Although I'm fairly confident. I'm aware of the retarts he works with.

Right now though, I'm just celebrating my freedom.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on April 15, 2013, 09:50:04 AM
That's all they're testing? I want to work there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 15, 2013, 09:55:27 AM
That's all they're testing? I want to work there.
It's entry level testing, whaddya expect? The staffing agency tests for the basics and the company teaches you the rest. But you do need a degree first.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on April 15, 2013, 10:17:24 AM
That's all they're testing? I want to work there.
It's entry level testing, whaddya expect? The staffing agency tests for the basics and the company teaches you the rest. But you do need a degree first.

Why'd you get fired?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 15, 2013, 10:19:43 AM
Now how will rooster get to Britain? :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 15, 2013, 10:25:43 AM
That's all they're testing? I want to work there.
It's entry level testing, whaddya expect? The staffing agency tests for the basics and the company teaches you the rest. But you do need a degree first.

Why'd you get fired?
I called out too many times in the course of 3 weeks, heh.

Now how will rooster get to Britain? :'(
Being a maid wasn't going to get me there, sooo I guess the same way I planned on getting there before- by getting a decent office job.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 15, 2013, 10:46:08 AM
Stow away like a normal person, God
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 15, 2013, 10:58:47 AM
Stow away like a normal person, God
okay vagabond
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 16, 2013, 02:31:55 PM
I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited.  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on April 16, 2013, 02:43:54 PM
Apparently Google is now shipping out Glass devices finally for the Explorers program. Can't wait to get mine.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 16, 2013, 02:48:50 PM
Apparently Google is now shipping out Glass devices finally for the Explorers program. Can't wait to get mine.
I was wondering what kind of a douchebag would wear that on their face? It seems google know their market.

(http://funnychief.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/technology.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 16, 2013, 03:11:01 PM
I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited.  :D
Hooray!  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 16, 2013, 03:14:29 PM
I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited.  :D
Hooray!  :D
Some pictures of me looking all bedraggled and sexy in a wetsuit coming to a website near you soon.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 16, 2013, 03:30:03 PM
I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited.  :D
Hooray!  :D
Some pictures of me looking all bedraggled and sexy in a wetsuit coming to a website near you soon.
Would a mod please ban him before this happens.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 16, 2013, 03:32:30 PM
I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited.  :D

Wooo good luck!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 16, 2013, 03:48:34 PM
I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited.  :D

Wooo good luck!
ty. Its a way off yet. Early July but I had to register now before it gets full and registration closes.

I just entered my first open water swim race. 2.8 km in a river. Am 'cited.  :D
Hooray!  :D
Some pictures of me looking all bedraggled and sexy in a wetsuit coming to a website near you soon.
Would a mod please ban him before this happens.
so jelly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on April 16, 2013, 07:38:07 PM
Apparently Google is now shipping out Glass devices finally for the Explorers program. Can't wait to get mine.
I was wondering what kind of a douchebag would wear that on their face? It seems google know their market.

(http://funnychief.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/technology.jpg)

Well, regardless, their invite program is bullshit. They marketed the #ifihadglass campaign as if they were just gonna throw a bunch of selected people a gratis device. No, after having to dig through a few searches, I found out they want winners to still shell out a hard $1,500 for the pre-retail device, which still has the potential to change feature-/design-wise before hitting actual retail outlets. No, Google, I will wait until it hits stores with a sub $500 price tag.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 17, 2013, 12:26:33 AM
Congrats, Thork! I'll give you a better congratulations when it's July, doing so now feels premature. :P
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 17, 2013, 09:17:13 AM
I think a young women hit on me today. To be honest its been so long I'm still not sure.

I had just got out of the pool and was a bit red in the face. I guess my muscles were glistening as tiny beads of water ran along them and down the little rippled muscles of my stomach. My hair was wet and messy and I was breathing a little heavily because of the swim. Anyway I went to my locker and opened it to get my towel and shampoo so I could have a shower. I popped my towel onto the locker and looked up to see a young woman (late teens/early 20s) who was looking straight at me and she smiled. I smiled back but it was kind of a forced 'I wasn't ready for this' kind of a smile. I grabbed my stuff and went to the shower.

As I was showering I was thinking about what a tidy little body she had and how she was pretty cute. However that was giving me a bit of a semi so I stopped because they are public showers and someone else might have come in. I finished up and made my way back to the locker to get my clothes with just a towel wrapped around my small toned waist. She was still there texting. She smiled at me again. I smiled back properly this time and started removing my clothes from my locker. I turned said "I'm really sorry but do I know you from somewhere other than swimming?". She replied "No, just swimming". "So you come here all the time?" I asked - my inner monologue was thinking 'Did you really just ask her if she comes here often? You suck dude, you fucking suck! >o<'.
She replied "I'm a swimming instructor here". Again my brain raced ahead thinking maybe she's noticed me in here before. She's pretty young but hitting that would be awesome fun.
"Do you teach adults?" I asked thinking a little one-on-one time in the pool might be just the way to break down a few of the social barriers. I could see her eyes slowly drifting down my torso and as she got to my waist, unwrapping my towel in her mind like I was an expensive box of chocolates and she just wanted to eat me all up.
"No, she replied, I only teach children".
"That's not much used to me" I joked and put the last of my clothes in the cubicle behind me. At which point I turned to see her walk off.
What the hell is wrong with me? I know I can chat up ladies better than that. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on April 17, 2013, 09:25:32 AM
I think a young women hit on me today. To be honest its been so long I'm still not sure.

I had just got out of the pool and was a bit red in the face. I guess my muscles were glistening as tiny beads of water ran along them and down the little rippled muscles of my stomach. My hair was wet and messy and I was breathing a little heavily because of the swim. Anyway I went to my locker and opened it to get my towel and shampoo so I could have a shower. I popped my towel onto the locker and looked up to see a young woman (late teens/early 20s) who was looking straight at me and she smiled. I smiled back but it was kind of a forced 'I wasn't ready for this' kind of a smile. I grabbed my stuff and went to the shower.

As I was showering I was thinking about what a tidy little body she had and how she was pretty cute. However that was giving me a bit of a semi so I stopped because they are public showers and someone else might have come in. I finished up and made my way back to the locker to get my clothes with just a towel wrapped around my small toned waist. She was still there texting. She smiled at me again. I smiled back properly this time and started removing my clothes from my locker. I turned said "I'm really sorry but do I know you from somewhere other than swimming?". She replied "No, just swimming". "So you come here all the time?" I asked - my inner monologue was thinking 'Did you really just ask her if she comes here often? You suck dude, you fucking suck! >o<'.
She replied "I'm a swimming instructor here". Again my brain raced ahead thinking maybe she's noticed me in here before. She's pretty young but hitting that would be awesome fun.
"Do you teach adults?" I asked thinking a little one-on-one time in the pool might be just the way to break down a few of the social barriers. I could see her eyes slowly drifting down my torso and as she got to my waist, unwrapping my towel in her mind like I was an expensive box of chocolates and she just wanted to eat me all up.
"No, she replied, I only teach children".
"That's not much used to me" I joked and put the last of my clothes in the cubicle behind me. At which point I turned to see her walk off.
What the hell is wrong with me? I know I can chat up ladies better than that. :(

You made me cringe and laugh with that story.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 17, 2013, 09:29:38 AM
I often wonder if my life ends up as copy pasta on other sites. Probably. Anyway no embarrassingly young swim instructor for me this week. I need to work on my game.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on April 17, 2013, 09:30:06 AM
You seem like a socially inept Patrick Bateman. It sounds like she hates you, you really dropped the pooch.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 17, 2013, 09:32:11 AM
I think a young women hit on me today. To be honest its been so long I'm still not sure.

I had just got out of the pool and was a bit red in the face. I guess my muscles were glistening as tiny beads of water ran along them and down the little rippled muscles of my stomach. My hair was wet and messy and I was breathing a little heavily because of the swim. Anyway I went to my locker and opened it to get my towel and shampoo so I could have a shower. I popped my towel onto the locker and looked up to see a young woman (late teens/early 20s) who was looking straight at me and she smiled. I smiled back but it was kind of a forced 'I wasn't ready for this' kind of a smile. I grabbed my stuff and went to the shower.

As I was showering I was thinking about what a tidy little body she had and how she was pretty cute. However that was giving me a bit of a semi so I stopped because they are public showers and someone else might have come in. I finished up and made my way back to the locker to get my clothes with just a towel wrapped around my small toned waist. She was still there texting. She smiled at me again. I smiled back properly this time and started removing my clothes from my locker. I turned said "I'm really sorry but do I know you from somewhere other than swimming?". She replied "No, just swimming". "So you come here all the time?" I asked - my inner monologue was thinking 'Did you really just ask her if she comes here often? You suck dude, you fucking suck! >o<'.
She replied "I'm a swimming instructor here". Again my brain raced ahead thinking maybe she's noticed me in here before. She's pretty young but hitting that would be awesome fun.
"Do you teach adults?" I asked thinking a little one-on-one time in the pool might be just the way to break down a few of the social barriers. I could see her eyes slowly drifting down my torso and as she got to my waist, unwrapping my towel in her mind like I was an expensive box of chocolates and she just wanted to eat me all up.
"No, she replied, I only teach children".
"That's not much used to me" I joked and put the last of my clothes in the cubicle behind me. At which point I turned to see her walk off.
What the hell is wrong with me? I know I can chat up ladies better than that. :(
Sounds like an awkward porn intro.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 17, 2013, 09:37:38 AM
Sounds like an awkward porn intro.
If it had an awkward porn ending, I'd have been happy. Clearly I started out on the right track and just lost my way. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 17, 2013, 09:40:29 AM
Sounds like an awkward porn intro.
If it had an awkward porn ending, I'd have been happy. Clearly I started out on the right track and just lost my way. :(
C'mon, just think like a cheesy porno. You should have said " then maybe I can teach you a few things."
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 17, 2013, 09:42:24 AM
Sounds like an awkward porn intro.
If it had an awkward porn ending, I'd have been happy. Clearly I started out on the right track and just lost my way. :(
C'mon, just think like a cheesy porno. You should have said " then maybe I can teach you a few things."
Hurry up and visit England. Then we can practise. :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 17, 2013, 10:16:09 AM
I think a young women hit on me today. To be honest its been so long I'm still not sure.

I had just got out of the pool and was a bit red in the face. I guess my muscles were glistening as tiny beads of water ran along them and down the little rippled muscles of my stomach. My hair was wet and messy and I was breathing a little heavily because of the swim. Anyway I went to my locker and opened it to get my towel and shampoo so I could have a shower. I popped my towel onto the locker and looked up to see a young woman (late teens/early 20s) who was looking straight at me and she smiled. I smiled back but it was kind of a forced 'I wasn't ready for this' kind of a smile. I grabbed my stuff and went to the shower.

As I was showering I was thinking about what a tidy little body she had and how she was pretty cute. However that was giving me a bit of a semi so I stopped because they are public showers and someone else might have come in. I finished up and made my way back to the locker to get my clothes with just a towel wrapped around my small toned waist. She was still there texting. She smiled at me again. I smiled back properly this time and started removing my clothes from my locker. I turned said "I'm really sorry but do I know you from somewhere other than swimming?". She replied "No, just swimming". "So you come here all the time?" I asked - my inner monologue was thinking 'Did you really just ask her if she comes here often? You suck dude, you fucking suck! >o<'.
She replied "I'm a swimming instructor here". Again my brain raced ahead thinking maybe she's noticed me in here before. She's pretty young but hitting that would be awesome fun.
"Do you teach adults?" I asked thinking a little one-on-one time in the pool might be just the way to break down a few of the social barriers. I could see her eyes slowly drifting down my torso and as she got to my waist, unwrapping my towel in her mind like I was an expensive box of chocolates and she just wanted to eat me all up.
"No, she replied, I only teach children".
"That's not much used to me" I joked and put the last of my clothes in the cubicle behind me. At which point I turned to see her walk off.
What the hell is wrong with me? I know I can chat up ladies better than that. :(

(http://oi47.tinypic.com/wslkrp.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 17, 2013, 11:06:03 AM
You could be making the typical male mistake of thinking someone's flirting with you/checking you out when they're not. :P Guys are very good at misinterpreting signals in their favour, from what I've seen. Especially in hindsight.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on April 17, 2013, 11:09:03 AM
We're also good at the exact opposite; totally missing positive signals. I don't think Thork will ever have that problem, though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 17, 2013, 12:09:18 PM
You should have been all,
"So I'm pretty big on the internet. On The Flat Earth Society. Yeah, you probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure. But they say the tides are caused by the disc of the Earth rocking from side to side.
With that in mind, you must be making my tides, 'cause you rock my world."
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 17, 2013, 12:20:40 PM
You should have been all,
"So I'm pretty big on the internet. On The Flat Earth Society. Yeah, you probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure. But they say the tides are caused by the disc of the Earth rocking from side to side.
With that in mind, you must be making my tides, 'cause you rock my world."

Before I lap up your advice, did you actually sleep with either of these two girls and did you tell them that you have 10,000 posts on the flat earth society website?
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/150465_10151577299324628_302122593_n.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 17, 2013, 12:34:34 PM
You should have been all,
"So I'm pretty big on the internet. On The Flat Earth Society. Yeah, you probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure. But they say the tides are caused by the disc of the Earth rocking from side to side.
With that in mind, you must be making my tides, 'cause you rock my world."
Eddy would have nailed her, and posted pics.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 17, 2013, 12:35:02 PM
No I didn't because I'm seeing someone. I will admit that I haven't got round to telling her about the Flat Earth Society.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 17, 2013, 01:35:26 PM
I tell everyone that I'm a member of the flat earth society. Well actually I don't even have to tell them as I usually wear one of my FES hoodies and FES badges on my bag. I AM NOT ASHAMED!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 17, 2013, 01:43:53 PM
Gaygay for mod!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 17, 2013, 01:45:11 PM
No I didn't because I'm seeing someone. I will admit that I haven't got round to telling her about the Flat Earth Society.

I'm betting that Eddy won't tell her he pretends to believe the earth is flat for fear of rejection. Thus he would be starting a dishonest relationship. Thus he should not ask her out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 18, 2013, 09:54:04 AM
My mom is out of town for 2 weeks. I have to make sure the cats are okay anyway so I asked if she would pay me to clean her house. (When I was fired from ____ they said they have to withhold my paycheck for a week while the account closes, which is total bullshit).

The task of cleaning my mother's house is extremely terrifying. She is a hoarder and doesn't clean even her bathroom on a regular basis or wash her sheets. She grew up in farmland West Virginia, so she thinks ideals of cleanliness are silly. Growing up in that house, I am now the total opposite as working for a cleaning service can tell you. Anyway. I'm scared.

Day One will consist of throwing a bunch of shit away without having her go through the trash to get it back out.
Day Two will maybe consist of more of that, but mostly dusting and initial work (baseboards, cabinets, spot cleaning walls).
Day Three more dusting and wet work (bathrooms and kitchen).
Day Four maybe more wet work depending on how brave I am the previous visit, but finally just a nice thorough vacuum.

I have no idea how much to charge her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 18, 2013, 10:00:14 AM
Charge her $256,295.22. Also, throwing stuff away without her knowing may be dangerous. D:
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 18, 2013, 10:03:15 AM
Charge her $256,295.22. Also, throwing stuff away without her knowing may be dangerous. D:
She is a hoarder. Things myst be thrown away. Half of her bed is buried under magazines and tissues. Her kitchen counter top doesn't exist, and neither does the kitchen table.

Obviously I'm going to read her papers to make sure I don't throw away anything relating to money or medicine (which includes bills).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 18, 2013, 10:05:35 AM
Clean up smartly, but don't throw anything away.  Hoarding is a form of OCD or whatever it is called.  Don't freak her out by throwing out her shit.  Move it if you must, though.

Also, clean her house because you are her daughter.  Don't ask for money.  If she offers a tip, take it thankfully, but do not give her a bill.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 18, 2013, 10:08:03 AM
Hmm, well yikes then. I didn't realize it was that bad. Yeah, just be on the lookout for anything she might want to keep that isn't tissues she swears she'll need or something. I'm not really sure how hoarders justify things actually, so yeah. Other than that, good luck. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 18, 2013, 10:10:48 AM
I'm guessing she offered you the work because you lost your job. Charity begins at home after all. Ask her for a little something if you need it, but show her the charity that she is showing you and don't gouge her with a professionally sized bill.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 18, 2013, 10:14:21 AM
Also, clean her house because you are her daughter.  Don't ask for money.  If she offers a tip, take it thankfully, but do not give her a bill.
No. And Thork, I called her with the job offer and of course I'm not going to ask for a professionally priced bill. I will give her a giant discount. She doesn't think her house needs to be cleaned. And my brothers aren't helping me with this task.

Why the fuck would I clean a house that I rather burn down? It's disgusting and I know she'll fill it back up once I'm done. She is not OCD, she is just lazy and probably lonely. But trash will not keep her company.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 18, 2013, 10:16:28 AM
I have to make sure the cats are okay anyway so I asked if she would pay me to clean her house.

...

I have no idea how much to charge her.

She is your mom.  She wiped your butt.  She wiped your nose and made sure the boogeyman was not under your bed.  Clean it the way you think that she wants it cleaned, and if she gives you a little money, then great.  Do not do it for the money, though. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 18, 2013, 10:18:13 AM
Also, clean her house because you are her daughter.  Don't ask for money.  If she offers a tip, take it thankfully, but do not give her a bill.
No. And Thork, I called her with the job offer and of course I'm not going to ask for a professionally priced bill. I will give her a giant discount. She doesn't think her house needs to be cleaned. And my brothers aren't helping me with this task.

Why the fuck would I clean a house that I rather burn down? It's disgusting and I know she'll fill it back up once I'm done. She is not OCD, she is just lazy and probably lonely. But trash will not keep her company.
Are you confusing me and Thork?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 18, 2013, 10:19:29 AM
I have to make sure the cats are okay anyway so I asked if she would pay me to clean her house.

...

I have no idea how much to charge her.

She is your mom.  She wiped your butt.  She wiped your nose and made sure the boogeyman was not under your bed.  Clean it the way you think that she wants it cleaned, and if she gives you a little money, then great.  Do not do it for the money, though.
I will do it only for the money. I will repay her for wiping my butt by taking care of her as her mental health deteriorates.

Also, clean her house because you are her daughter.  Don't ask for money.  If she offers a tip, take it thankfully, but do not give her a bill.
No. And Thork, I called her with the job offer and of course I'm not going to ask for a professionally priced bill. I will give her a giant discount. She doesn't think her house needs to be cleaned. And my brothers aren't helping me with this task.

Why the fuck would I clean a house that I rather burn down? It's disgusting and I know she'll fill it back up once I'm done. She is not OCD, she is just lazy and probably lonely. But trash will not keep her company.
Are you confusing me and Thork?
No, I was replying to both of you simultaneously.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 18, 2013, 10:22:12 AM
Good luck, rooster. I hope she doesn't freak out about you throwing her stuff away.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 18, 2013, 10:22:34 AM
Check mate, rooster wins, I think.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 18, 2013, 10:27:11 AM
Good luck, rooster. I hope she doesn't freak out about you throwing her stuff away.
I already told her I was going to do it, but that I wouldn't touch the previously mentioned bills, medical records, or anything else dealing with money. She seemed resigned. A woman doesn't need the past 12 issues of People or printed off chain emails. Or food that went bad a year ago.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 18, 2013, 10:31:51 AM
Rooster, she is your mom.  Be nice to her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 18, 2013, 10:37:19 AM
Rooster, she is your mom.  Be nice to her.
Oh, if you only knew.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 18, 2013, 10:54:47 AM
Burn the house down.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 18, 2013, 10:58:38 AM
Gaygay
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 18, 2013, 11:22:34 AM
A week and a half til I move! Excitement!!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on April 18, 2013, 11:36:43 AM
Exciting!

Rooster, she is your mom.  Be nice to her.
Oh, if you only knew.

Yeah parents are like 'tidy your room' and I'm like 'I am not your slave ok god mum'
what terrible people who do they think they are
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 18, 2013, 07:56:54 PM
A week and a half til I move! Excitement!!!!
Yay! I love moving. Or maybe I just loved moving out.

Speaking of which, it's worse than I thought. This is the first time I've truly looked into my mother's filth with the eyes of a professional cleaner. It's terrible. I only spent 2 hours there today, but I threw away 6 heavy-duty, black trashbags. And none of it was mail, I made sure to ask her about the more sensitive things before trashing them. One drawer in her kitchen was devoted to fake money and McDonald's toys from my childhood. I couldn't believe that stuff was still there.

I've taken 'before' pictures, but they're so embarrassing that I'll only post them if the 'after' shots are satisfactory.

I don't know how anyone can live like this. I came home and cleaned for another 1 1/2.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 19, 2013, 01:20:21 AM
How much is on her tab so far?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 19, 2013, 08:51:50 AM
How much is on her tab so far?
Not much. I've been throwing away her trash for years for free. I just need to throw the stuff away so I can get under and clean properly. I'm hoping the before and after shots help me put a price on it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 19, 2013, 09:02:22 AM
Not much has happened but I'm bored so I'm going to tell you about it anyway.

The flirty little swimming instructor was not at the pool today. In fact it was kind of empty.
I felt like I had a good swim. I was trying to press my chest down a bit more which in turn should help bring my feet up. I did feel faster but to a casual observer I doubt you could notice any difference at all.
I had a strange craving for a can of coke. I rarely drink coke but today is warm and I just wanted something cold and fizzy. I'm enjoying it now and burping liberally.
I thought I felt a small bead of sweat run down the back of my neck a few minutes ago, but as I went to wipe away the tickle I was mortified that I'd picked up a spider on the way to the shop and its squished body was now wriggling on my fingers. I hate spiders. I'm fine now, but the spider hasn't pulled through.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on April 19, 2013, 09:31:55 AM
The flirty little swimming instructor was not at the pool today. In fact it was kind of empty.

I stopped reading here. Come back when you have more hilarious stories to make me feel better about my life.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 19, 2013, 01:43:57 PM
I start a new job soon as a "Community Manger" for a company that deals with some pretty high profile clients.  I'm not at liberty to share who, but it is video game related and I'm VERY excited about this.  Seems to be full time gig and at $9 an hour I'll be pulling in about twice a month what I was making with the shithole part time retail gig I have now.

Soon I will be drunk with power AND alcohol.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 19, 2013, 01:45:42 PM
Congratulations. I hope you aren't working for Sony or those shitbags at EA.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 19, 2013, 01:47:15 PM
Definitely not EA, thank oden.  I don't think I would have taken the job.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 19, 2013, 02:05:38 PM
Not that I'm trying to guess, but lets hope its not Blizzard either.

God damn pay as you play! >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 19, 2013, 03:03:08 PM
Yay, Nomad! That's awesome, congrats.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on April 19, 2013, 06:44:42 PM
I start a new job soon as a "Community Manger" for a company that deals with some pretty high profile clients.  I'm not at liberty to share who, but it is video game related and I'm VERY excited about this.  Seems to be full time gig and at $9 an hour I'll be pulling in about twice a month what I was making with the shithole part time retail gig I have now.

Soon I will be drunk with power AND alcohol.

You got low balled, my friend.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 19, 2013, 07:05:28 PM
I start a new job soon as a "Community Manger" for a company that deals with some pretty high profile clients.  I'm not at liberty to share who, but it is video game related and I'm VERY excited about this.  Seems to be full time gig and at $9 an hour I'll be pulling in about twice a month what I was making with the shithole part time retail gig I have now.

Soon I will be drunk with power AND alcohol.

You got low balled, my friend.
He can work on raises later, the important thing is that he got the job.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 19, 2013, 08:20:49 PM
I start a new job soon as a "Community Manger" for a company that deals with some pretty high profile clients.  I'm not at liberty to share who, but it is video game related and I'm VERY excited about this.  Seems to be full time gig and at $9 an hour I'll be pulling in about twice a month what I was making with the shithole part time retail gig I have now.

Soon I will be drunk with power AND alcohol.

You got low balled, my friend.

For the amount of downtime the job has, I'm surprised that it even starts at $9 an hour.  It's a blessing, and this kind of job comes with inherent connections.  Say hello to free expo tickets.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on April 20, 2013, 01:47:49 AM
$9 an hour

Wow. That would put you at slightly above half minimum wage here.

I haven't seen a pay slip that sucky since I was 15. Enjoy your poverty.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 20, 2013, 07:01:32 AM
I'm feeling pretty ill. :(

I didn't sleep well. Cold sweats, then freezing cold, then boiling hot. And this morning my stomach feels like its doing somersaults. Add to this that yesterday I was really working on pressing my chest into the pool whilst I swam, my back muscles today are in bits. So my whole middle is in complete agony. I can't get comfortable and I feel as weak as a kitten. I'm eating soup now, having passed up lunch. I haven't even the energy to torment Saddam, which is most unlike me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 20, 2013, 07:03:08 AM
Also I've been trying for 2 days to send Tom Bishop to the moon, but the damn site hates me and won't let me submit an application.
https://www2.axeapollo.com
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: iwanttobelieve on April 20, 2013, 07:06:44 AM
I'm feeling pretty ill. :(

I didn't sleep well. Cold sweats, then freezing cold, then boiling hot. And this morning my stomach feels like its doing somersaults. Add to this that yesterday I was really working on pressing my chest into the pool whilst I swam, my back muscles today are in bits. So my whole middle is in complete agony. I can't get comfortable and I feel as weak as a kitten. I'm eating soup now, having passed up lunch. I haven't even the energy to torment Saddam, which is most unlike me.


remember BRAT

Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, and Toast.
This coupled with liquids and plenty of rest.
I hope you feel better soon!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 20, 2013, 07:08:08 AM
I have bananas and bread. Rice and applesauce sound like a good way to make me sick, right now.

Oh and thanks.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 20, 2013, 09:10:45 AM
I'm feeling pretty ill. :(

I didn't sleep well. Cold sweats, then freezing cold, then boiling hot. And this morning my stomach feels like its doing somersaults. Add to this that yesterday I was really working on pressing my chest into the pool whilst I swam, my back muscles today are in bits. So my whole middle is in complete agony. I can't get comfortable and I feel as weak as a kitten. I'm eating soup now, having passed up lunch. I haven't even the energy to torment Saddam, which is most unlike me.

Copypasta requires no energy.

Also, I'll start planning the funeral.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 20, 2013, 09:28:59 AM
$9 an hour

Wow. That would put you at slightly above half minimum wage here.

I haven't seen a pay slip that sucky since I was 15. Enjoy your poverty.

National minimum wage here is $8.  $9 an hour, plus the fact that I'll be there for roughly 40 hours a week, will be just fine with me.  Especially considering probably half the time I'm at work will be spent playing video games during the downtime.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on April 20, 2013, 09:30:08 AM
National minimum wage here is $8.  $9 an hour, plus the fact that I'll be there for roughly 40 hours a week, will be just fine with me.  Especially considering probably half the time I'm at work will be spent playing video games during the downtime.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of more than triple your pay coming into my bank account.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 20, 2013, 09:32:08 AM
Sorry, can't hear you over Australia's extortionate importing tariffs and megalomaniacal government.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 20, 2013, 10:18:46 AM
National minimum wage here is $8.  $9 an hour, plus the fact that I'll be there for roughly 40 hours a week, will be just fine with me.  Especially considering probably half the time I'm at work will be spent playing video games during the downtime.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of more than triple your pay coming into my bank account.
Yeah, but how expensive is a large pizza?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 20, 2013, 10:24:13 AM
Sorry to use this place for a vague whiny post, but how come every single time I start to feel good and optimistic about life, something has to happen to make me feel absolutely miserable? Why does life suck and why do I bother? Fucking fuck. :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 20, 2013, 10:28:18 AM
Sorry to use this place for a vague whiny post, but how come every single time I start to feel good and optimistic about life, something has to happen to make me feel absolutely miserable? Why does life suck and why do I bother? Fucking fuck. :'(
Well life can't be good forever. It's full of both terrible and awesome.

I don't know what happened but you'll work through it just like you have with everything else in your past. You just have to learn how to deal with shit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 20, 2013, 10:33:57 AM
Yeah, I know it can't be good forever, but I don't even seem to get a damn day to feel good. Whenever I start feeling happy, whenever I finally think my life might have a track, within the next 24 hours someone or something has to make something happen. I figure I've got things wrong with my brain that need a psychiatrist anyway; don't know if I'm destined to be miserable or what. Asdgfjdky
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on April 20, 2013, 11:47:03 AM
National minimum wage here is $8.  $9 an hour, plus the fact that I'll be there for roughly 40 hours a week, will be just fine with me.  Especially considering probably half the time I'm at work will be spent playing video games during the downtime.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of more than triple your pay coming into my bank account.

Are you comparing that to the cost of living in both your areas?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 20, 2013, 12:16:03 PM
National minimum wage here is $8.  $9 an hour, plus the fact that I'll be there for roughly 40 hours a week, will be just fine with me.  Especially considering probably half the time I'm at work will be spent playing video games during the downtime.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of more than triple your pay coming into my bank account.

Are you comparing that to the cost of living in both your areas?
Obviously they're not. Aussies are always complaining on reddit that videogames are about $120, completely ignoring the fact that they make more money. Cost ratio is still slightly better for Aussies, but it's not too dissimilar to our own.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 20, 2013, 12:16:35 PM
I've been drifting in an out all day, my temperature is sky high now. I'm feeling a bit woozy. Why is it no matter how bad I feel, Supertails has to trump it? I'm dying here Supertails, a slow and agonising death. Please put your silly problems into perspective and stop cock-blocking all my sympathy. >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 20, 2013, 12:19:48 PM
I've been drifting in an out all day, my temperature is sky high now. I'm feeling a bit woozy. Why is no matter how bad I feel, Supertails has to trump it? I'm dying here Supertails, a slow and agonising death. Please put your silly problems into perspective and stop cock-blocking all my sympathy. >o<
Swim less, eat more. Your body is falling apart.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 20, 2013, 12:26:01 PM
I've been drifting in an out all day, my temperature is sky high now. I'm feeling a bit woozy. Why is no matter how bad I feel, Supertails has to trump it? I'm dying here Supertails, a slow and agonising death. Please put your silly problems into perspective and stop cock-blocking all my sympathy. >o<
Swim less, eat more. Your body is falling apart old man.
Fixed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 20, 2013, 12:30:24 PM
I've resorted to drugs. I rarely take any kind of medication, not even a headache pill but I just want this to stop now. Its almost 24 hours of discomfort. I've taken an ibuprofen to help with the back muscle pain and temperature. I only took 200 mg. I rarely drink, don't smoke, never take pharmaceuticals as a rule (probably 2 years since I last did) ... so this is likely to knock me sideways.

I've been drifting in an out all day, my temperature is sky high now. I'm feeling a bit woozy. Why is no matter how bad I feel, Supertails has to trump it? I'm dying here Supertails, a slow and agonising death. Please put your silly problems into perspective and stop cock-blocking all my sympathy. >o<
Swim less, eat more. Your body is falling apart old man.
Fixed.
I was hit on by an attractive 19/21 year old girl this week, Hoppy. I'm oozing musk right now.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 20, 2013, 12:36:08 PM
Are you talking about the one that walked away from you, after speaking 2 sentences with you?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 20, 2013, 12:40:51 PM
She hit on me Hoppy, it wasn't the other way around! >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 20, 2013, 12:46:56 PM
Oh yeah Thork, woman hit on me all the time while working the antique shops and flea markets.  They like a man with money and knows his gold and silver.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 20, 2013, 12:50:11 PM
Oh yeah Thork, woman hit on me all the time while working the antique shops and flea markets.  They like a man with money and knows his gold and silver.
*women

That sounds creepy. Men who are into jewelry are creepy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on April 20, 2013, 12:52:36 PM
I was hit on by an attractive 19/21 year old girl this week

That's an oddly precise fraction, but don't you think you would be better off going for someone a little older?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 20, 2013, 12:58:14 PM
Oh yeah Thork, woman hit on me all the time while working the antique shops and flea markets.  They like a man with money and knows his gold and silver.
I think the drugs are kicking in. If that says what I think it says I've entered a parallel dimension.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 20, 2013, 12:59:48 PM
Oh yeah Thork, woman hit on me all the time while working the antique shops and flea markets.  They like a man with money and knows his gold and silver.
*women

That sounds creepy. Men who are into jewelry are creepy.
Not if you are a woman with a pile of jewelry, and don't know what is all worth. As a man with the knowledge of such things I can be most helpful to them, especially with a pocket full of money. I don't wear the jewelry, I give my wife the stuff she likes. The rest I sell for scrap. Profitable, not creepy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on April 20, 2013, 01:24:12 PM
In this troll argument hoppy won.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 20, 2013, 02:31:55 PM
I've been drifting in an out all day, my temperature is sky high now. I'm feeling a bit woozy. Why is it no matter how bad I feel, Supertails has to trump it? I'm dying here Supertails, a slow and agonising death. Please put your silly problems into perspective and stop cock-blocking all my sympathy. >o<

Sorry. :[ I hope you feel better soon. I had a 102 fever the other week, they suck. Just rest and sleep and/or distract yourself as much as possible until you feel better!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on April 20, 2013, 02:42:38 PM
In this troll argument hoppy won.

You have used the word "troll" incorrectly more times than the rest of the internet combined. On a lighter note, I went to a party last night where somebody was killed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 20, 2013, 02:43:21 PM
And yet you are still here. Wretched luck. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 20, 2013, 03:04:30 PM
In this troll argument hoppy won.

You have used the word "troll" incorrectly more times than the rest of the internet combined. On a lighter note, I went to a party last night where somebody was killed.

What

How? Why? :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on April 20, 2013, 03:07:02 PM
He was hit by a car as he was crossing the street in front of the house.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 20, 2013, 03:09:45 PM
You see, Supertails? Things could be worse.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 20, 2013, 03:21:42 PM
That's terrible PP, did you know the guy? Did the driver speed off?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on April 20, 2013, 03:48:55 PM
I didn't know him very well. We're pretty sure the driver was drunk; he panicked and sped off.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on April 20, 2013, 03:49:15 PM
Oh my God! That's terrible, I don't know how you can be so casual about it. :'( That sucks...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on April 20, 2013, 03:52:37 PM
PP was the driver.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on April 20, 2013, 03:58:27 PM
PP was the driver.
I resent the accusation.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 20, 2013, 04:53:11 PM
PP is pretty casual like that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 20, 2013, 05:25:11 PM
So you do like him somewhat  :o
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 21, 2013, 12:53:13 PM
My son had a cage match last night.  Actually, two fights in one night.  First time in two years that he has fought.  He won both matches.   :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on April 21, 2013, 12:59:53 PM
My son had a cage match last night.  Actually, two fights in one night.  First time in two years that he has fought.  He won both matches.   :)

Did he fight bears? Becuase if he fought bears and won, I'm really impressed. Even if it was just baby bears.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 21, 2013, 01:04:08 PM
My son had a cage match last night.  Actually, two fights in one night.  First time in two years that he has fought.  He won both matches.   :)
pics or it didn't happen
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on April 21, 2013, 01:10:35 PM
My son had a cage match last night.  Actually, two fights in one night.  First time in two years that he has fought.  He won both matches.   :)
pics or it didn't happen
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 21, 2013, 01:30:34 PM
My son had a cage match last night.  Actually, two fights in one night.  First time in two years that he has fought.  He won both matches.   :)

Congratulations to him!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 21, 2013, 01:45:31 PM
My son had a cage match last night.  Actually, two fights in one night.  First time in two years that he has fought.  He won both matches.   :)
Being as your wife and youngest son lost a fight each last night, did they get dinner or is it winner takes all in the Jroa household?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 21, 2013, 02:16:34 PM
Well done Jroa's son!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 21, 2013, 02:39:36 PM
The younger son was in charge of video, but screwed it up and only got the last ten seconds of the first fight.  However, here is the aftermath. 

http://s739.photobucket.com/user/jorroa5990/media/IMG_20130421_170815_zps24875099.jpg.html (http://width = 200 height = 400 [url=http://s739.photobucket.com/user/jorroa5990/media/IMG_20130421_170815_zps24875099.jpg.html)](http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx38/jorroa5990/IMG_20130421_170815_zps24875099.jpg)[/URL]
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 21, 2013, 02:40:47 PM
Imagine what the other guys look like.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on April 21, 2013, 03:37:11 PM
Was it mma?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 21, 2013, 03:42:15 PM
MMA rules, but not MMA.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on April 21, 2013, 03:46:59 PM
Did he have any flying face kicks? Those are the best.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 21, 2013, 03:57:52 PM
No  head kicks.  But my son did dominate in the fights that he had. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on April 21, 2013, 04:00:19 PM
No  head kicks.  But my son did dominate in the fights that he had.

Good for him! Does he sorta look like Willem Dafoe or am I imagining things?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 22, 2013, 09:43:00 PM
So I'm going to post the only pictures that I will probably ever post of my mother's house. This undertaking is far more frustrating and deeply disturbing than originally thought. I'm half way through my planned visits at this point and predict that I will spend a total of 12 hours cleaning this house over the course of 2 weeks. After doing wet work today (kitchen and bathroom), I'm almost ready to burn the house down anyway. While choking on bleach fumes and looking into the eyes of Satan (her shower), I very nearly started throwing up and crying at the same time. Since it is such a humungous task, I've only been focusing on her bedroom and the kitchen even though I have dusted the whole main level. (I wondered if the dust was older than myself as chunks snowed down onto my head.) So she will pay me for this initial traumatizing cleaning, but I've come to the conclusion that I'll have to visit her frequently to make her sort through her endless mounds of shit while I clean the rest of the house (which I would do for free). Maybe one day it will be ready for sale. Maybe. Or maybe I'll burn it.

(http://oi38.tinypic.com/2cmkzyt.jpg)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2q1cojc.jpg)

(http://i36.tinypic.com/346tc93.jpg)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/xfcdog.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Mugthulhu on April 22, 2013, 09:54:53 PM
Can I hire you?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 23, 2013, 02:14:12 AM
Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 23, 2013, 06:25:45 AM
Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?
You assume wrong. In that first picture that is a trashbag under my elbow. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 23, 2013, 06:27:36 AM
Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?
You assume wrong. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.
Is her OCD driving her nuts yet?  Are you trying to kill her?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 23, 2013, 06:30:36 AM
Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?
You assume wrong. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.
Is her OCD driving her nuts yet?  Are you trying to kill her?
She's not OCD. And she's not home.

But either way, better for her to have a little panic attack than live in filth.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 23, 2013, 06:33:18 AM
Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?
You assume wrong. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.
Is her OCD driving her nuts yet?  Are you trying to kill her?
She's not OCD. And she's not home.

But either way, better for her to have a little panic attack than live in filth.
She is going to freak when she gets home.  I hope you have some meds with you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 23, 2013, 06:39:23 AM
Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?
You assume wrong. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.
Is her OCD driving her nuts yet?  Are you trying to kill her?
She's not OCD. And she's not home.

But either way, better for her to have a little panic attack than live in filth.
She is going to freak when she gets home.  I hope you have some meds with you.
She's never freaked in her life. She's a very apathetic woman. She might "tut" at me at the very most. Now stfu, you can let your own mother live in a dumpster if you want.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 23, 2013, 06:44:14 AM
Where did all her stuff go? Surely there is now an equally messy pile of all that stuff in another part of the house?
You assume wrong. I threw about 2/3 of it away. The stuff that she probably uses is in a box. The box is now back on the counter.
Is her OCD driving her nuts yet?  Are you trying to kill her?
She's not OCD. And she's not home.

But either way, better for her to have a little panic attack than live in filth.
She is going to freak when she gets home.  I hope you have some meds with you.
She's never freaked in her life. She's a very apathetic woman. She might "tut" at me at the very most. Now stfu, you can let your own mother live in a dumpster if you want.
I doubt that, with her OCD.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on April 23, 2013, 10:20:22 AM
Good job but how long before it gets messed up again?

She probably needs more help than just a tidy house, she probably needs some kind of psychiatric help.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 23, 2013, 10:33:53 AM
Good job but how long before it gets messed up again?

She probably needs more help than just a tidy house, she probably needs some kind of psychiatric help.
I honestly don't know. That's why I'll have to make frequent visits until the house can be sold. For starters, the damn thing is way too big for just herself. So first things first, the goal is to sell it.

She may need help. My dad told me that she's never really cleaned though and now she's just an old, lazy, lonely, depressed woman. Which is what I think it boils down to rather than OCD. This stuff hasn't been cleaned/thrown out since I was a kid. Her house would be far worse if she were a true hoarder. I think she can do the work if I'm there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 23, 2013, 12:37:20 PM
You said yourself, she's an old lonely depressed woman. And you keep finding the toys you had when you were a kid and all kinds of old things. Are you throwing out her stuff, or her memories?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 23, 2013, 12:51:41 PM
You said yourself, she's an old lonely depressed woman. And you keep finding the toys you had when you were a kid and all kinds of old things. Are you throwing out her stuff, or her memories?
If it's buried under everything she likely didn't even know it still existed there. And since it is physically impossible to throw away memories, I am literally only throwing away stuff.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 23, 2013, 01:13:25 PM
Major difference!  You did a good job, that bathroom looks a billion times better.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 23, 2013, 01:28:35 PM
rooster, you should start your own maid service. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 23, 2013, 01:46:05 PM
Thanks.  :)
I hope she appreciates the difference it makes. Sometimes I wonder if she just doesn't clean because it was such an overwhelming mess. I'm kinda hoping that if I start her off and help her she can maintain it a little.

And no, I would never start my own service. I rather just keep my own home clean.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on April 23, 2013, 01:52:09 PM
Good job but how long before it gets messed up again?

She probably needs more help than just a tidy house, she probably needs some kind of psychiatric help.
I honestly don't know. That's why I'll have to make frequent visits until the house can be sold. For starters, the damn thing is way too big for just herself. So first things first, the goal is to sell it.

She may need help. My dad told me that she's never really cleaned though and now she's just an old, lazy, lonely, depressed woman. Which is what I think it boils down to rather than OCD. This stuff hasn't been cleaned/thrown out since I was a kid. Her house would be far worse if she were a true hoarder. I think she can do the work if I'm there.

Perhaps you should try and set her up with someone.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 23, 2013, 01:59:51 PM
Good job but how long before it gets messed up again?

She probably needs more help than just a tidy house, she probably needs some kind of psychiatric help.
I honestly don't know. That's why I'll have to make frequent visits until the house can be sold. For starters, the damn thing is way too big for just herself. So first things first, the goal is to sell it.

She may need help. My dad told me that she's never really cleaned though and now she's just an old, lazy, lonely, depressed woman. Which is what I think it boils down to rather than OCD. This stuff hasn't been cleaned/thrown out since I was a kid. Her house would be far worse if she were a true hoarder. I think she can do the work if I'm there.

Perhaps you should try and set her up with someone.
What do you mean? A boyfriend or a psychiatrist? The former seems like an awkward endeavor and the latter is outside of her means at the moment. Plus she doesn't think she has a problem.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 23, 2013, 08:59:32 PM
You did a good job. If I ever go crazy and start hoarding and turning my home into a disgusting shithole, I will hire* you to clean it!




I'll pay you in pretty rocks
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 23, 2013, 09:24:21 PM
You did a good job. If I ever go crazy and start hoarding and turning my home into a disgusting shithole, I will hire* you to clean it!




I'll pay you in pretty rocks
You have yourself a deal.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 24, 2013, 02:58:05 AM
Huzzah!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on April 24, 2013, 06:02:58 AM
I have no idea why everyone is focusing on the mess in those pictures. All I can look at in them is you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 24, 2013, 06:30:13 AM
Smooth.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 24, 2013, 09:32:53 AM
Smooth.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on April 24, 2013, 11:32:52 AM
Good job but how long before it gets messed up again?

She probably needs more help than just a tidy house, she probably needs some kind of psychiatric help.
I honestly don't know. That's why I'll have to make frequent visits until the house can be sold. For starters, the damn thing is way too big for just herself. So first things first, the goal is to sell it.

She may need help. My dad told me that she's never really cleaned though and now she's just an old, lazy, lonely, depressed woman. Which is what I think it boils down to rather than OCD. This stuff hasn't been cleaned/thrown out since I was a kid. Her house would be far worse if she were a true hoarder. I think she can do the work if I'm there.

Perhaps you should try and set her up with someone.
What do you mean? A boyfriend or a psychiatrist? The former seems like an awkward endeavor and the latter is outside of her means at the moment. Plus she doesn't think she has a problem.

Find her a boyfriend. It might make her happy and she might start cleaning her house.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 24, 2013, 12:28:50 PM
Rooster should give her mother her current boyfriend (they are about the same age) and date his younger brother instead. Then everyone wins. All 4 of them have dates.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 24, 2013, 12:36:49 PM
Rooster should give her mother her current boyfriend (they are about the same age) and date his younger brother instead. Then everyone wins. All 4 of them have dates.
My boyfriend is not even close to the age of 63.

You are older than my boyfriend. Maybe you should date my mom.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on April 24, 2013, 12:38:46 PM
My boyfriend is not even close to the age of 63.
You lie.

Maybe you should date my mom.
No way. She's mucky.  :-X
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on April 24, 2013, 01:35:40 PM
Rooster should give her mother her current boyfriend (they are about the same age) and date his younger brother instead. Then everyone wins. All 4 of them have dates.
My boyfriend is not even close to the age of 63.

You are older than my boyfriend. Maybe you should date my mom.

Thork could be your dad!

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 24, 2013, 03:02:11 PM
Rooster should give her mother her current boyfriend (they are about the same age) and date his younger brother instead. Then everyone wins. All 4 of them have dates.
My boyfriend is not even close to the age of 63.

You are older than my boyfriend. Maybe you should date my mom.
Rooster you must really hate your mother to suggest this.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on April 24, 2013, 05:22:29 PM
Baby, I have no idea why evaone is focussing on da mess in those pictchyas. All I can look at in them is you, baby.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 24, 2013, 05:31:00 PM
Babygurl, I got no idea why evaone be focussin on da mess in those pictchyas. All I can peep in them is you, babygurl.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on April 24, 2013, 05:32:51 PM
Babygurl, I gots no idea why evaone be focussin on da mess in dem pictchyas. Alls I can look ayt in dem is you, babygurl.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on April 24, 2013, 08:59:54 PM
Hey Showty, players be hatein' bout dat crib. All I see is you lookin' for me in dat mirror, Showty.

Also, Rooster, what happened to the Preds this year?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 24, 2013, 09:30:22 PM
No idea. Maybe getting rid of those boozers last season was a mistake.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on April 24, 2013, 09:32:48 PM
Babygurl, I gots no idea why evaone be focussin on da mess in dem pictchyas. Alls I can look ayt in dem is you, babygurl.

Racist
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spanner34.5 on April 29, 2013, 07:36:11 AM
Rooster should give her mother her current boyfriend (they are about the same age) and date his younger brother instead. Then everyone wins. All 4 of them have dates.
My boyfriend is not even close to the age of 63.
I am close to 63, please post photo's of your mother.
You are older than my boyfriend. Maybe you should date my mom.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on April 29, 2013, 09:31:39 AM
Never.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 01, 2013, 12:26:57 PM
During that brief period of FES deprivation, I was made to do things like go outside. All sorts of terrible things happened as a result. All on separate occasions:
I accidentally did PCP. I had a machete, but nobody was killed.
I jumped into a flooded river to save tiny object. If a single rock hadn't been so conveniently placed, I could have easily drowned, as the current was very strong. Fortunately, the lady I was with was sufficiently impressed.
I tried fitting three people on a motorcycle, with predictable results.


Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on May 01, 2013, 01:03:51 PM
Sorry, I was more active than usual last month.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 01, 2013, 01:17:28 PM
My background check finally cleared.  I'm not an official employee of Metaverse Mod Squad.  Still can't talk about the specific project I'm a part of, but know that it's pretty cool.  Also I start today at 5pm.

I accidentally did PCP.

what
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 01, 2013, 01:57:01 PM
We were told it was some "research chemical" similar to LSD.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 01, 2013, 02:13:20 PM
Didn't your mom ever tell you to be weary of speaking to scientists?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 01, 2013, 02:36:34 PM
Didn't your mom ever tell you to be weary of speaking to scientists?

"For fuck's sake, I have to speak to a scientist. AGAIN."
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 01, 2013, 02:45:36 PM
We were told it was some "research chemical" similar to LSD.
And it was pcp? Those aren't even close to similar. I think whoever you bought it off of was trying to kill you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 01, 2013, 03:00:22 PM
The person who said that obviously had no idea what it was. The dosage was fairly low anyway, and it was enjoyable.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 01, 2013, 03:12:43 PM
how much?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 01, 2013, 03:22:34 PM
However much three sweet tarts can absorb.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 01, 2013, 05:59:43 PM
was the trip ever bad?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 01, 2013, 08:22:47 PM
Not at all. It felt very clean.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 01, 2013, 08:28:34 PM
Doing PCP by mistake is probably more common than most people realize.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on May 01, 2013, 09:52:14 PM
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 01, 2013, 09:56:23 PM
Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.
None of this surprises me. You are a creepy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 01, 2013, 10:05:17 PM
Make sure to tell us what films you do so the rest of us can avoid them like the plague.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on May 01, 2013, 10:39:40 PM
Make sure to tell us what films you do so the rest of us can avoid them like the plague.

I'm pretty sure I said shooting, not acting.

None of this surprises me. You are a creepy.

You judge based on my internet personality. You should learn to not judge a book by it's cover and it's preface.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 01, 2013, 10:57:28 PM
Or the pictures it constantly shows of itself partying with skanky whores.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on May 01, 2013, 11:35:43 PM
Or the pictures it constantly shows of itself partying with skanky whores.

Just because you all wanna be lame and boring doesn't make me creepy. And again, such judgement...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 02, 2013, 01:03:40 AM
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.

Ew. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 02, 2013, 05:36:52 AM
Make sure to tell us what films you do so the rest of us can avoid them like the plague.

I'm pretty sure I said shooting, not acting.

And?  Not everyone's into catgirls and drugged up ravers!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 02, 2013, 06:27:32 AM
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.
Some weird guy wants to bend you over a table, and teach you a lesson.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 02, 2013, 07:30:36 AM
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.

I'm just as decadent as the next guy and have no belief in God, but nevertheless:

Stop being everything that is wrong with society :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on May 02, 2013, 07:54:59 AM
Haters gonna hate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on May 02, 2013, 07:59:36 AM
Stop being everything that is wrong with society :(

What exactly am I doing wrong again? Enlighten me.

And?  Not everyone's into catgirls and drugged up ravers!

I'm not into Parsifal's endless tirades about GNU/Linux either but we all have to suffer once in a while.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 02, 2013, 08:12:27 AM
Sorry, this one might piss off rooser. Actually, not sorry.

Anyway, a friend of mine is a photographer and has recently been shooting porn. Both film and stills. She has sent my recent work to her client and the client wants to meet with me and whatnot to also shoot porn.

I like porn.

I vomited.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 02, 2013, 08:29:22 AM
Stop being everything that is wrong with society :(

What exactly am I doing wrong again? Enlighten me.

And?  Not everyone's into catgirls and drugged up ravers!

I'm not into Parsifal's endless tirades about GNU/Linux either but we all have to suffer once in a while.
I think he said something about a douche bag, and something like don't be, or something like that.  I don't know.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on May 02, 2013, 10:59:03 AM
Yeah, idk. Just because I am a douchebag on here doesn't mean it's universal.

tl;dr eat shit
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 02, 2013, 11:27:33 AM
Yeah, idk. Just because I am a douchebag on here doesn't mean it's universal.

tl;dr eat shit

It's a pretty good bet, though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on May 02, 2013, 11:32:21 AM
Yeah, idk. Just because I am a douchebag on here doesn't mean it's universal.

tl;dr eat shit

It's a pretty good bet, though.

The house has been known to be wrong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 02, 2013, 11:59:10 AM
I like porn
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 02, 2013, 01:29:04 PM
I like porn

I concur.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 02, 2013, 03:10:46 PM
Porn is OK.  I just fast forward to the stuff I want to see and turn it off when I'm done.  I just use it for visual aid and nothing else.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 02, 2013, 03:16:14 PM
Porn is OK.  I just fast forward to the stuff I want to see and turn it off when I'm done.  I just use it for visual aid and nothing else.

As opposed to...?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 02, 2013, 03:38:29 PM
Porn is OK.  I just fast forward to the stuff I want to see and turn it off when I'm done.  I just use it for visual aid and nothing else.

As opposed to...?

The cinematic value.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 02, 2013, 03:51:47 PM
Porn is OK.  I just fast forward to the stuff I want to see and turn it off when I'm done.  I just use it for visual aid and nothing else.

As opposed to...?
A post-modernistic depiction of carnalistic predation and sadism, reflecting the inner desires and conflictive insecurities of today's discerning voyeur?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 02, 2013, 09:44:21 PM
Some people actually enjoy watching porn.  For entertainment I guess.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on May 03, 2013, 11:37:36 AM
Ew. :[   
I vomited.

It's a pretty good bet, though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 07, 2013, 10:38:10 AM
Well, I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday.  It hurts.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 07, 2013, 10:45:15 AM
Aww, Roundy. Didn't they give you pain medicine?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 07, 2013, 10:51:39 AM
Well, I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday.  It hurts.  :(
Stay away from straws! You don't want any suction pulling those blood-clots out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 07, 2013, 11:18:34 AM
Aww, Roundy. Didn't they give you pain medicine?

Yeah, I got Vicodin.  It's actually not that bad now.  When I woke up this morning it was really bad.

Well, I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday.  It hurts.  :(
Stay away from straws! You don't want any suction pulling those blood-clots out.

I know, I'm so paranoid about that!  If I was still smoking I would be going crazy right about now.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 07, 2013, 03:08:18 PM
I smoked after I had my wisdom teeth out, I just stuck big wads of gauze over the blood clots.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 07, 2013, 04:13:10 PM
Ouch. :[ Tell me in excruciating detail exactly how bad it is from the moment you went in to the office to the moment they're finally better. Not even kidding. I need to get all mine taken out and I'm paranoid. :'[ I have very low pain tolerance.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 07, 2013, 04:17:10 PM
I didn't find the experience painful myself.  The worst part was having to wait nearly two weeks before I could eat a burger.  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 07, 2013, 04:21:05 PM
I ate an entire bread bowl - minus the soup - from Panera, whose bread is notoriously chewy, just two days after having mine removed. It was the most painful tooth related experience I've had to date. I do not recommend the experience. The hardest part was not becoming addicted to percocet.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 07, 2013, 04:36:28 PM
I gladly took the percocet, though I didn't need it.  I even kept some for relaxing at a later date.  If you don't want your painkillers you can give them to me.  That goes for anyone here.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 07, 2013, 04:40:39 PM
I had really good dental insurance when I had mine out, so I went to an oral surgeon. He knocked me out and I didn't feel a thing.  When I got home I was a bit tired, but that's about it. I don't remember having any pain. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 07, 2013, 04:46:00 PM
He knocked me out and I didn't feel a thing.  When I got home I was a bit tired, but that's about it. I don't remember having any pain.

That's what she said.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 07, 2013, 04:49:13 PM
I was knocked out too.  I didn't feel any pain during the procedure itself.  It wasn't until a few hours afterwards that I started feeling pain (though that numbness in the lips is always uncomfortable to me).  Even then it wasn't bad and I was keeping it under control with ibuprofen and the Vicodin.  This morning it was pretty bad but still manageable; most of today it's been aching, even with the painkillers, but not terrible. 

All in all I'd have to say it hasn't been as bad as I was expecting.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 07, 2013, 05:00:30 PM
Mine hurt for months after getting the teeth out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 07, 2013, 05:07:59 PM
My friend had to keep getting the holes packed because her bloodclots kept falling out. But she's just really unhealthy and unlucky.

The experience is always a little different for everyone. It took me a week to heal but the pain was never terrible. There was a dull ache in my jaw so I couldn't really chew anything for that entire week. But it wasn't too bad. The anxiety beforehand was definitely the worst part.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 07, 2013, 05:15:42 PM
The older you are the more pain is usually experienced. >:( :'( >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 07, 2013, 05:53:02 PM
The older you are the more pain is usually experienced. >:( :'( >o<

Well, I'm in my mid-30s so I guess I'll see if my experience matches yours.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 07, 2013, 07:03:29 PM
I was knocked out too.  I didn't feel any pain during the procedure itself.  It wasn't until a few hours afterwards that I started feeling pain (though that numbness in the lips is always uncomfortable to me).

That's what she said.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on May 07, 2013, 08:00:18 PM
I am lucky enough to be born without lower wisdom teeth and my upper ones came in without any problems. Once when I went to the dentist she said she was going to go ahead and schedule an appointment to pull my upper wisdom teeth because they didn't have any opposing teeth (cause I don't have lower ones). I informed her that wasn't going to happen and here I am years later living happily with my upper wisdom teeth.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 07, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
I ate an entire bread bowl - minus the soup - from Panera, whose bread is notoriously chewy, just two days after having mine removed. It was the most painful tooth related experience I've had to date. I do not recommend the experience. The hardest part was not becoming addicted to percocet.

I like the way you soldiered on eating it though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 07, 2013, 10:00:10 PM
Hope the pain goes soon

I only had to have one wisdom tooth out, cos it grew in sideways. They didn't knock me out though, and I had to have 4 injections of the local anesthetic cos that stuff never works properly on me, sucks. Was pretty painful for the first few days but then it was alright. They didn't even give me painkillers, the bastards! I had to call back the next day and demand a prescription.

Nomad I'd send you my panacods that I got prescribed for a problem that went away the same day but nah, think I'll save them for period pains.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 07, 2013, 10:03:08 PM
I didn't notice, but when I got 4 of my teeth taken out (not wisdom, the ones before them) on the first day I got a bean stuck in one of the holes and it was there for like a day
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 08, 2013, 07:08:34 AM
The older you are the more pain is usually experienced. >:( :'( >o<

Well, I'm in my mid-30s so I guess I'll see if my experience matches yours.
I was 47, stayed painful for months. I hope yours is good soon.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 08, 2013, 07:10:54 AM
The older you are the more pain is usually experienced. >:( :'( >o<

Well, I'm in my mid-30s so I guess I'll see if my experience matches yours.
I was 47, stayed painful for months. I hope yours is good soon.
Yes, but back then the cure for almost everything was leeches.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 08, 2013, 07:12:57 AM
The older you are the more pain is usually experienced. >:( :'( >o<

Well, I'm in my mid-30s so I guess I'll see if my experience matches yours.
I was 47, stayed painful for months. I hope yours is good soon.
Yes, but back then the cure for almost everything was leeches.
Why don't you stick a leech up your ass, and see if it cures you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on May 08, 2013, 03:02:59 PM
I gladly took the percocet, though I didn't need it.  I even kept some for relaxing at a later date.  If you don't want your painkillers you can give them to me.  That goes for anyone here.
Hey fucker, B Franks runs the FES drug trade. You cuttin' in on my market? Cause I'll be cuttin' in on you real quick boy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 08, 2013, 03:23:33 PM
Who said anything about trading?  This is more of a donation system.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 09, 2013, 07:29:14 AM
Am about to go swimming in a lake for the first time, assuming the people there let me. They are being jerks and not replying to my enquiries despite their website saying how anyone can come along and its a really friendly atmosphere. >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on May 09, 2013, 07:39:39 AM
Am about to go swimming in a lake for the first time, assuming the people there let me. They are being jerks and not replying to my enquiries despite their website saying how anyone can come along and its a really friendly atmosphere. >:(

Why would they want to ruin such a great atmosphere by letting you in?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 09, 2013, 11:37:05 AM
You've never swam in a lake before?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 09, 2013, 02:35:01 PM
Am about to go swimming in a lake for the first time, assuming the people there let me. They are being jerks and not replying to my enquiries despite their website saying how anyone can come along and its a really friendly atmosphere. >:(

Why would they want to ruin such a great atmosphere by letting you in?
It'd be the coolest club in the land if they let me in. And you know it. >:(

You've never swam in a lake before?
Nope. Why would I? I once went skinny dipping with my friend's French Exchange student when I was about 16 but we didn't get much swimming done.


Anyway, I have achieved my first lake swim . And it was hideous. Below is a picture of the weather conditions.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/34q9zsn.jpg)
The picture doesn't really do justice to how violently those flags were being whipped about.
It was soooooo windy and that made the lake choppy. I got in and kind of panicked. Not panicked in a Team-America super secret signal type way, but my heart rate soared and I was badly out of breath. It was freezing. Eventually I started to calm down. I swallowed lots of lake and a not inconsiderable amount of duck shit that for some reason nature has ordained should float. The lake had twigs and branches in it, leaves and I could just about see my outstretched hand. It was full of algae and really green and dark. It also began raining heavily and as I pushed my face above the chop to breath the raindrops lashed it. I managed about 3km. When I got out I was blue. My lips especially. As I walked in some guy said "go get yourself a hot shower". I was thinking 'Yeah, just what I need'. However the shower was the exact same temperature as the lake. All in all it was a reasonably harrowing experience. I'm going again next Tuesday.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 09, 2013, 02:36:37 PM
You've never swam in a lake before?

Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 09, 2013, 02:40:27 PM
You've never swam in a lake before?

Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
??? There are thousands. We even have a national park called 'The lake district'.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 09, 2013, 02:50:26 PM
You've never swam in a lake before?

Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
??? There are thousands. We even have a national park called 'The lake district'.

I think you're mistaking those with ponds. You can't even see any lakes on Britain on a map of Europe.

Hell, you can hardly see any on a map of Britain either.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 09, 2013, 03:29:52 PM
My body hurts. I just can't swim two days in a row. I swam yesterday in the pool and took it easy in the lake, but my muscles are all sore. I was going to go an hit the pool tomorrow but I need the rest. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 09, 2013, 03:36:04 PM
hit the pool

Thork is swol, he hits the pool.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 09, 2013, 03:42:25 PM
You've never swam in a lake before?

Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
??? There are thousands. We even have a national park called 'The lake district'.

I think you're mistaking those with ponds. You can't even see any lakes on Britain on a map of Europe.

Hell, you can hardly see any on a map of Britain either.
Lakes don't have to be huge to accommodate swimming.

@Thork: Welcome to a typical lake swimming experience. They're disgusting. Next time you might want to check the weather forecast before going out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: mbone99 on May 09, 2013, 03:56:15 PM
Wow, I just realized that today makes it two months since I've had a cigarette.
Congrats!

And a funny video I found
Rowan Atkinson in 'We are most amused' (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 09, 2013, 06:41:52 PM
Wow, I just realized that today makes it two months since I've had a cigarette.
Congrats!

Thanks!  It's been seven months now.  :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 09, 2013, 10:00:44 PM
Good on you Roundy!  Do you still have cravings?  My dad frequently goes around a year without smoking and then starts up again randomly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 09, 2013, 10:27:06 PM
I do, occasionally, get cravings.  It happens most often if I'm in the presence of smokers.  Most of the time I'm not even thinking about it.  It doesn't even cross my mind.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 09, 2013, 11:46:26 PM
That's good!  you should tell the other smokers how much better you feel.  be cocky.  They like that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on May 10, 2013, 12:59:50 AM
Next time you might want to check the weather forecast before going out.

There's no point, he lives in England.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 10, 2013, 01:03:54 AM
You've never swam in a lake before?

Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
??? There are thousands. We even have a national park called 'The lake district'.

The Lake District contains one official lake.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on May 10, 2013, 01:09:58 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 10, 2013, 02:58:56 AM
:) Ireland has lots apparently

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_loughs_in_Ireland
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 10, 2013, 03:23:32 AM
You think Ireland is Britain?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 10, 2013, 03:24:30 AM
You think Ireland is Britain?

No, I'm from Ireland and attempting to rub it in his face. Is that okay?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 10, 2013, 03:38:47 AM
You think Ireland is Britain?

No, I'm from Ireland and attempting to rub it in his face. Is that okay?

That is more than ok.

I am sorry for being mean in the friendly thread :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 10, 2013, 03:43:56 AM
You think Ireland is Britain?

No, I'm from Ireland and attempting to rub it in his face. Is that okay?

That is more than ok.

I am sorry for being mean in the friendly thread :(

You weren't mean, it's okay :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 10, 2013, 03:47:47 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 10, 2013, 03:49:15 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

...pwn'd?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 10, 2013, 03:49:52 AM
Do you ever log off or do you just sit by your desk waiting for me?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 10, 2013, 03:55:04 AM
Do you ever log off or do you just sit by your desk waiting for me?

I do log off, but we're in the same timezone so I presume we're both out during the day. I have to head out soon anyway. And I don't wait for you, but I never miss a chance to see what ridiculous thing you're up to. You are literally crazy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 10, 2013, 05:07:23 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

I accidentally bookmarked that link, but I think I'll keep it on my bookmark bar just in case I need to consult it sometime.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 10, 2013, 07:26:01 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 10, 2013, 07:28:41 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 10, 2013, 07:30:09 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 10, 2013, 07:30:47 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.
I didn't realise that the measure of a nation was how big a lake it had.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 10, 2013, 07:31:28 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.
I didn't realise that the measure of a nation was how big a lake it had.

You didn't? Then why did you bring that up?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 10, 2013, 07:35:49 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.
I didn't realise that the measure of a nation was how big a lake it had.

You didn't? Then why did you bring that up?

You did. For some reason you think its sad if a nation has small lakes.

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(

I think its sad if a nation is full of alcoholics who live 9 months of every year in the dark in sub-zero temperatures wishing they could be Russian.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 10, 2013, 07:45:25 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.
I didn't realise that the measure of a nation was how big a lake it had.

You didn't? Then why did you bring that up?

You did. For some reason you think its sad if a nation has small lakes.

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(

I think its sad if a nation is full of alcoholics who live 9 months of every year in the dark in sub-zero temperatures wishing they could be Russian.

I didn't mention Finland or measure of national quality at all. I just felt sympathetic that you don't have access to real lakes. You just for some reason felt like this is an opportunity to boast that your police state full of chavs and immigrants is somehow better than my home country.

Really, Thork, do you have to be insecure about everything?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 10, 2013, 08:07:03 AM
Well, it's not that unusual. There's like, what, two lakes in Britain?
Oi mate, there are at least four lakes just in England!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_and_lochs_in_the_United_Kingdom#Largest_lakes_in_England
There are thousands. Lots over 5 Hectares, even more smaller ones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_England

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(
Yeah, its amazing that we managed to have a Navy that was feared by the entire world. I guess we are good with water after all. Remind me, what have Finland ever done, ever? I mean ever? Like, what is Finland's most notable achievement?

Wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know you cared that much about the size of your ponds.
I didn't realise that the measure of a nation was how big a lake it had.

You didn't? Then why did you bring that up?

You did. For some reason you think its sad if a nation has small lakes.

Thanks for sharing that link, now I truly know how small the ponds are over in England.

Really, you can't even reach six square miles? How sad.  :(

I think its sad if a nation is full of alcoholics who live 9 months of every year in the dark in sub-zero temperatures wishing they could be Russian.

I didn't mention Finland or measure of national quality at all. I just felt sympathetic that you don't have access to real lakes. You just for some reason felt like this is an opportunity to boast that your police state full of chavs and immigrants is somehow better than my home country.

Really, Thork, do you have to be insecure about everything?
Real lakes? I want to go swimming. Not drive an ekranoplan. How big does a lake need to be? My local lake has a course of 2km. I can do more than one lap if I want.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 10, 2013, 08:18:17 AM
Real lakes? I want to go swimming. Not drive an ekranoplan. How big does a lake need to be? My local lake has a course of 2km. I can do more than one lap if I want.

Oh, so now it's fine that your ponds are small? That's good, I'm glad you accept it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 10, 2013, 09:14:03 AM
I think Scotland has some real lakes.  Thork could take a trip if he wants to know what they look like.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 10, 2013, 10:22:57 AM
England is a has been nation, as most of it's inhabitants are.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 11, 2013, 10:02:58 PM
Its 6am. I'm about to go to the lake for a swim. Its cold outside. Bbbbrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 12, 2013, 02:09:01 AM
England is a has been nation, as most of it's inhabitants are.

I can think of worse places to live.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 12, 2013, 02:24:36 AM
The lake was freezing. Somehow colder than last time. The water was reasonably still but so cold. It was so cold my face was stinging. It was 6 degrees C when I got in. :(

I was in the changing room taking off my wetsuit and a Japanese guy was also getting unchanged. He had a tiny little button mushroom for a penis. He joked with his friend that he was normally 9 inches and it was just because the lake was so cold.

I swam about 2km. It was a reasonable effort because I still don't really know how to sight properly and I struggle to keep my heart rate down because of the cold/murky/choppy/dark conditions that make me panic a bit.

(http://static2.dmcdn.net/static/video/523/367/48763325:jpeg_preview_large.jpg?20120824161255)
Also I've seen "what lies beneath" and I keep thinking this bitch is going to drag me under. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 12, 2013, 02:56:28 AM
The lake was freezing. Somehow colder than last time. The water was reasonably still but so cold. It was so cold my face was stinging. It was 6 degrees C when I got in. :(

I was in the changing room taking off my wetsuit and a Japanese guy was also getting unchanged. He had a tiny little button mushroom for a penis. He joked with his friend that he was normally 9 inches and it was just because the lake was so cold.

I swam about 2km. It was a reasonable effort because I still don't really know how to sight properly and I struggle to keep my heart rate down because of the cold/murky/choppy/dark conditions that make me panic a bit.

(http://static2.dmcdn.net/static/video/523/367/48763325:jpeg_preview_large.jpg?20120824161255)
Also I've seen "what lies beneath" and I keep thinking this bitch is going to drag me under. :(

Why do you want to swim in a lake and not a swimming pool at this time of the year?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 12, 2013, 02:57:38 AM
I swam in a swimming pool all winter. I am doing a race down the River Thames in just over a month, so I need some practice.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 12, 2013, 03:00:32 AM
You want to do some river swimming, not lake swimming.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 12, 2013, 03:02:56 AM
The lake is more accessible. The river tends to be full of boats and industrial effluent.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 12, 2013, 03:13:38 AM
All the more reason to swim in a river and not a lake.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on May 12, 2013, 04:41:17 AM
I am doing a race down the River Thames in just over a month, so I need some practice.

Don't worry, I'm confident you'll make it to the bottom first.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 13, 2013, 11:44:30 AM
I actually had a dream about Thork last night. My brain did an excellent job of making a legit (insert real name) based on pictures. Which is good since he was more normal than his Thork persona.

It wasn't creepy or sexual at all, before anyone gets their hopes up.
There was a large gathering of people in a Metro 2033-esque setting (post-apocalyptic and underground). It was some kind of warrior thunder dome business, but more game than life-threatening. Thork didn't say anything really, probably because I have no idea what his accent sounds like or how fast he speaks. He ended up losing at some point and left before I could track him down. We did pass each other in a crowd though and he eyed me (the pervert!  >o<). Just kidding, it was okay. Dream Thork can eye me. He did relay some weird cryptic message to me before leaving though, but of course I don't remember what it was. Because he didn't really speak in the dream he seemed a little shy and self conscious and I felt bad for him.

Anyway, not too exciting but it's my first Thork dream. Now Particle Person doesn't have to feel so alone.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 13, 2013, 11:45:57 AM
I had a dream about dreaming that involved me studying dreams.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 13, 2013, 12:23:29 PM
I actually had a dream about Thork last night. It wasn't creepy or sexual at all, before anyone gets their hopes up.
:(

Thork didn't say anything really, probably because I have no idea what his accent sounds like or how fast he speaks.
Would you and others like to speculate on what I sound like? Then I'll post some video with me talking if you like. Then next time you read one of my posts, you can put my voice to the monologue and maybe you'll 'get me' a bit more or at least I can then talk in all your dreams. Or maybe it'll be a source of huge amusement because I sound nerdy/nasally/common/posh/Arabic/high-pitched/low-pitched/female/old or whatever.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 13, 2013, 12:48:24 PM
Quote
Would you and others like to speculate on what I sound like? Then I'll post some video with me talking if you like. Then next time you read one of my posts, you can put my voice to the monologue and maybe you'll 'get me' a bit more or at least I can then talk in all your dreams. Or maybe it'll be a source of huge amusement because I sound nerdy/nasally/common/posh/Arabic/high-pitched/low-pitched/female/old or whatever.
I tried to get you to post a speaking video forever ago. I remember you said that you talk quite fast, so my brain refused to attempt a recreation. But yes, I am curious to hear you.

I don't know why that quote failed so badly...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 13, 2013, 12:59:52 PM
I'll upload something in a moment.

Yeah, I speak reasonably quickly. I have a very "English" accent and by that I mean I sound like the people in Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. I don't have a Mancunian accent or sound like a scouser of anything.

I'm thinking maybe we should have a post your accent video, so that we can compare. I'm sure you sound like an adorable Southern Belle. :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on May 13, 2013, 01:02:07 PM
I don't have a Mancunian accent or sound like a scouser of anything.
Aww, I was really hoping you'd sound like a scourser :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 13, 2013, 01:11:40 PM
I don't have a Mancunian accent or sound like a scouser of anything.
Aww, I was really hoping you'd sound like a scourser :(
Eyh, eyh, calm down, calm down, eyh ehy.

I'd do more but its not possible to type how they say the letter 'k'. Its that kind of Dutch hocgghhh sound like you are clearing snot from the back of your throat. Erm hang on.

Scouse Toy Story (http://#)
^Scousers.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 13, 2013, 01:15:32 PM
Which part of the UK are you from?

Do you sound like a brummy?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on May 13, 2013, 01:16:43 PM
My voice is nasally and disgusting.  :(
It's much better the way I hear it in my head.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 13, 2013, 01:19:25 PM
I sound like this: The Bloop: A Mysterious Sound from the Deep Ocean | NOAA SOSUS (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 13, 2013, 01:24:10 PM
I sound like this: The Bloop: A Mysterious Sound from the Deep Ocean | NOAA SOSUS (http://#ws)

What does the bottom of the ocean sound like usually? That's probably a fish rubbing against the microphone.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 13, 2013, 01:25:48 PM
I sound like this: The Bloop: A Mysterious Sound from the Deep Ocean | NOAA SOSUS (http://#ws)

What does the bottom of the ocean sound like usually? That's probably a fish rubbing against the microphone.

It's what I sound like. I'm the North Atlantic Ocean. Pleasure to meet you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 13, 2013, 01:39:30 PM
I'll upload something in a moment.

Yeah, I speak reasonably quickly. I have a very "English" accent and by that I mean I sound like the people in Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. I don't have a Mancunian accent or sound like a scouser of anything.

I'm thinking maybe we should have a post your accent video, so that we can compare. I'm sure you sound like an adorable Southern Belle. :-*
I actually don't have a southern accent.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 13, 2013, 01:58:20 PM
I'll upload something in a moment.

Yeah, I speak reasonably quickly. I have a very "English" accent and by that I mean I sound like the people in Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. I don't have a Mancunian accent or sound like a scouser of anything.

I'm thinking maybe we should have a post your accent video, so that we can compare. I'm sure you sound like an adorable Southern Belle. :-*
I actually don't have a southern accent.
Make a video. I want to hear. Ok, so I'm about to post my voice. I know it won't sound anything like any of you imagine and that scares me a bit.  :-\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 13, 2013, 02:06:41 PM
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,58654.msg1492686.html#msg1492686 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,58654.msg1492686.html#msg1492686)

^my voice. :-\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 13, 2013, 02:07:49 PM
This creeps me out because you sound like a normal guy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 13, 2013, 02:08:26 PM
I am a normal guy! >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 13, 2013, 02:11:56 PM
Ugh, now I'll probably imagine an English accent in all your posts, instead of the American one I've gotten used to.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 13, 2013, 02:12:49 PM
That was kind of the point.

C'mon then, don't be shy. Pop your voice into my thread.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 13, 2013, 02:19:28 PM
Accents aside you sound a lot like me!

I may post my voice later.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 13, 2013, 02:33:22 PM
You scummy guests. I posted my voice in CN where its not possible for the guests to see and they are creating accounts in their droves to hear what I sound like.

Yeah, you wouldn't create accounts when I was drunk, horny and wanted to talk dirty to you!

Guests are users. >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 13, 2013, 02:36:01 PM
Guests are users. >o<

They are now, anyway.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on May 13, 2013, 02:45:43 PM
I have now gone one week without smoking a cigarette. It's not much, but I am determined to quit those nasty things for good this time. My body feels better, but I can't stop fantasizing about smoking. UHGSKJhg >o< I will do this!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 13, 2013, 02:46:31 PM
I have now gone one week without smoking a cigarette. It's not much, but I am determined to quit those nasty things for good this time. My body feels better, but I can't stop fantasizing about smoking. UHGSKJhg >o< I will do this!

Don't give up.  I can't even tell you how rewarding it is to be finished with those things.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on May 13, 2013, 03:24:31 PM
I have now gone one week without smoking a cigarette. It's not much, but I am determined to quit those nasty things for good this time. My body feels better, but I can't stop fantasizing about smoking. UHGSKJhg >o< I will do this!

Don't give up.  I can't even tell you how rewarding it is to be finished with those things.

I shall not give up. I bet it is beyond wonderful. I look forward to being able to say the same thing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on May 13, 2013, 05:56:58 PM
Ugh, now I'll probably imagine an English accent in all your posts, instead of the American one I've gotten used to.
Is it just me or does Thork sound sound a lot like Wilmore?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 13, 2013, 06:00:09 PM
Ugh, now I'll probably imagine an English accent in all your posts, instead of the American one I've gotten used to.
Is it just me or does Thork sound sound a lot like Wilmore?
Yes, a slightly more feminine Wilmore.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: mbone99 on May 13, 2013, 06:22:05 PM
I have now gone one week without smoking a cigarette. It's not much, but I am determined to quit those nasty things for good this time. My body feels better, but I can't stop fantasizing about smoking. UHGSKJhg >o< I will do this!

Don't give up.  I can't even tell you how rewarding it is to be finished with those things.

I shall not give up. I bet it is beyond wonderful. I look forward to being able to say the same thing.
Good. Smoking is disgusting and expensive. Glad to hear you're quitting!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 13, 2013, 06:33:31 PM
Please keep the discussion about voices in the relevant thread.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 14, 2013, 02:51:33 AM
I always imagined Thork to be shrill and screaming with each post. It's going to be difficult to reconcile a voice like that with the persona.

You gotta stop normalising yourself, Thork.

Please keep the discussion about voices in the relevant thread.

No.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 14, 2013, 03:36:15 AM
Vlog (http://#ws)


Lake vlog (http://#ws)


And something random
Vlog3 (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on May 14, 2013, 04:23:25 AM
Vlog (http://#ws)


Lake vlog (http://#ws)


And something random
Vlog3 (http://#ws)

Good morning, Thork.
What was the last food you had a craving for? Did you end up eating this food? Was it pie?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 14, 2013, 06:21:56 AM
Thork is fat and unfit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crudblud on May 14, 2013, 08:31:49 AM
I have now gone one week without smoking a cigarette. It's not much, but I am determined to quit those nasty things for good this time. My body feels better, but I can't stop fantasizing about smoking. UHGSKJhg >o< I will do this!

Don't give up.  I can't even tell you how rewarding it is to be finished with those things.

I shall not give up. I bet it is beyond wonderful. I look forward to being able to say the same thing.

You can do it!

Also my voice is much better than Thork's.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 14, 2013, 12:23:10 PM
I have now gone one week without smoking a cigarette. It's not much, but I am determined to quit those nasty things for good this time. My body feels better, but I can't stop fantasizing about smoking. UHGSKJhg >o< I will do this!

Don't give up.  I can't even tell you how rewarding it is to be finished with those things.

I shall not give up. I bet it is beyond wonderful. I look forward to being able to say the same thing.

You can do it!

Also my voice is much better than Thork's.

It is.

Also, Thork sounds like a less masculine version of Bear Grylls.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on May 14, 2013, 12:32:20 PM
Good. Smoking is disgusting and expensive. Glad to hear you're quitting!

Thanks!

You can do it!

Also my voice is much better than Thork's.

Thank you! And I do agree!


It is.

Also, Thork sounds like a less masculine version of Bear Grylls.

I was thinking the same thing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 14, 2013, 12:38:03 PM
#ws (http://#ws)


#ws (http://#ws)


And something random
#ws (http://#ws)

What was so unusual about the third video? Are dogs not allowed in Engerland?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 14, 2013, 12:47:09 PM
Vlog[url]


[url=#ws]Lake vlog[url]


And something random
[url=#ws]Vlog3[url]
 (http://#ws)

What was so unusual about the third video? Are dogs not allowed in Engerland?
He's talking about the cockatoo on the man's shoulder, which is kinda hard to see from Thork's angle.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 14, 2013, 12:52:16 PM
Oh, well that explains why I heard the word "cockatoo" in that incomprehensible mess of talk. I figured Thork had never seen a dog before and thought it was an exotic bird.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 14, 2013, 12:55:54 PM
Thork's English is crystal clear. What's wrong with wi ya
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 14, 2013, 01:02:10 PM
Thork's English is crystal clear. What's wrong with wi ya

Here's what I heard:

Quote
Oi sauce felmin' s'a man walkin his budgery girl or a cockatiel eheh thar ye go ablah as aboot

I also heard my name near the end of that first video. Some sort of praise, no doubt.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on May 14, 2013, 01:08:54 PM
Here's what I heard:

Quote
Oi sauce felmin' s'a man walkin his budgery girl or a cockatiel eheh thar ye go ablah as aboot

That's about what I heard.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 14, 2013, 01:26:43 PM
Thork's English is crystal clear. What's wrong with wi ya

Here's what I heard:

Quote
Oi sauce felmin' s'a man walkin his budgery girl or a cockatiel eheh thar ye go ablah as aboot

I also heard my name near the end of that first video. Some sort of praise, no doubt.

What's unclear about that?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 14, 2013, 05:29:18 PM
I finally have my first big kid job!!  ;D

A data entry office job on the same floor as A&A and our friends (but I'm not on the same team). And this needs to happen since I have a lot of student debt to start paying off.

Hooray!!! Celebratory alcohol tonight for me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 14, 2013, 05:30:23 PM
Aw, look who's a big girl now.

Seriously, congrats, rooster.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 14, 2013, 05:54:50 PM
Congrats on entering the soul-crushing, dream-killing life of office work.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 14, 2013, 06:00:54 PM
Congrats on entering the soul-crushing, dream-killing life of office work.
It's gotta be better than retail, it certainly pays much better.

And thanks guys!  :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 14, 2013, 06:06:23 PM
It's gotta be better than retail, it certainly pays much better.

True, and true.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 14, 2013, 06:15:02 PM
I finally have my first big kid job!!  ;D

A data entry office job on the same floor as A&A and our friends (but I'm not on the same team). And this needs to happen since I have a lot of student debt to start paying off.

Hooray!!! Celebratory alcohol tonight for me.

Congradulations.  I am glad that that History degree is finally paying off.   :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 14, 2013, 06:32:17 PM
Roosroos is well on her way to making it to the glorious utopia, Britain.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 14, 2013, 07:06:19 PM
I finally have my first big kid job!!  ;D

A data entry office job on the same floor as A&A and our friends (but I'm not on the same team). And this needs to happen since I have a lot of student debt to start paying off.

Hooray!!! Celebratory alcohol tonight for me.

Congradulations.  I am glad that that History degree is finally paying off.   :)
BA doesn't mean much except that you got a BA. To get anywhere in history you need a Masters which I may go for someday. Just have to pay off that debt first.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on May 14, 2013, 07:53:01 PM
The videos were rather charming. I must now forget them so I can continue reading your posts in the angry-sounding manner I am used to.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 14, 2013, 08:06:38 PM
Maybe next Roosroos will graduate from her training bra!























(but for srs congrats Rooster!)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 14, 2013, 08:17:00 PM
Maybe next Roosroos will graduate from her training bra!
My bewbs are not that small.  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 14, 2013, 08:30:57 PM
Maybe next Roosroos will graduate from her training bra!
My bewbs are not that small.  >o<

Prove it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 14, 2013, 08:48:47 PM
Prove it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 14, 2013, 08:54:18 PM
You're all dogs.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 14, 2013, 08:58:10 PM
You're all dogs.

I just follow the crowd.  Saddam rarely leads me astray.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 14, 2013, 10:37:15 PM
This forum needs a white knight.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 14, 2013, 11:07:35 PM
This forum needs a white knight.

Racist...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 15, 2013, 06:33:30 AM
I am this forum's white knight, but lately there hasn't been much white knighting to be done.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 15, 2013, 06:34:27 AM
I am this forum's white knight, but lately there hasn't been much white knighting to be done.
Earlier you claimed to be the forum's necromancer. You can't have all the jobs. >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 15, 2013, 10:19:17 AM
Congrats on the job rooster!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 15, 2013, 10:20:26 AM
Congrats on the job rooster!
Thank you!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on May 15, 2013, 10:46:22 AM
I am this forum's white knight, but lately there hasn't been much white knighting to be done.
Earlier you claimed to be the forum's necromancer. You can't have all the jobs. >o<
Fuck you? Yeah, I'm going to go with fuck you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 15, 2013, 11:40:41 AM
I'm frightening. Speaking of which, I'll post today's big butch friendly chat. You're gonna shit yourself once you hear my voice, Franklin. >o<

*Warning, the video below goes on about 2minutes too long. Once I've told you what I had for lunch, the show is pretty much over and I start babbling on.
Vlog4 (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 15, 2013, 12:12:04 PM
You are very intimidating. I was especially impressed when you were startled by a tree stump.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on May 15, 2013, 02:11:42 PM
Thork doesn't have the voice of a person I'd hate, and yet I hate him anyway.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 15, 2013, 02:15:11 PM
You are very intimidating. I was especially impressed when you were startled by a tree stump.
I thought it was a deer. Or maybe a badger. Or a rapist. Anyway I thought it was something cool I could film and get a million hits with on youtube and make tons of money as it did something hilarious like poo or flick the bird at me.


Thork doesn't have the voice of a person I'd hate, and yet I hate him anyway.
I've been telling you bastards for years to be nice to me. I keep saying "I'm a nice guy, you'd like me in real life". And you keep saying "I hate every little thing about you and want out gouge out your eyes and suck on the jelly because you are a complete bastard" and I'm thinking, if you could only hear my reasonable and mild mannered voice, you'd be so sorry! Fucker.  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 15, 2013, 02:21:44 PM
Thork doesn't have the voice of a person I'd hate, and yet I hate him anyway.

Nobody cares. We've all bashed the Thork bashing shtick to death. The current trend is reluctant tolerance.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 15, 2013, 08:42:53 PM
I reluctantly tolerated him before he had his dummy spit and turned to the dark side.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 16, 2013, 12:48:22 AM
I finally listened to Thork's voice. He sounds too nice. I am disappointed.l
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 16, 2013, 04:43:35 AM
i now have a single video on my computer that is 337 GB
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 16, 2013, 09:45:12 AM
Vlog5 (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 16, 2013, 10:40:38 AM
I'm pretty sure you're trespassing in all of these. I've alerted the authorities.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 16, 2013, 10:42:37 AM
The footpath is public. Of course what you can't see is that I like to do my rambling naked.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on May 16, 2013, 02:11:18 PM
Vlog5 (http://#ws)

Ew, you ate it.

I love going on walks, especially in the woods. I walk usually between 1 to 3 hours a day. Though, the areas in your videos seem much more relaxing than my immediate surroundings. I have to go further than a mile to get to areas that are really nice. Sometimes I have to drive to an area before walking, which sucks. Though, it is very fun to go out and not know where I'm at and get lost for a while.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 16, 2013, 02:13:33 PM
Vlog5 (http://#ws)

Ew, you ate it.
No, you can hear quite clearly that I spat it out. Whatever it was, it had long legs. 

I love going on walks. I walk usually between 1 to 3 hours a day. Though, the areas in your videos seem much more relaxing than my immediate surroundings. I have to go further than a mile to get to areas that are really nice. Sometimes I have to drive to an area before walking, which sucks. Though, it is very fun to go out and not know where I'm at and get lost for a while.

Tomorrow I'll be swimming so may or may not go for a wander.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 16, 2013, 09:42:49 PM
What happened to Thork taking Roxy Baby on private walks?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 17, 2013, 02:37:01 AM
I'm pretty sure you're trespassing in all of these. I've alerted the authorities.

We have the freedom to roam here in the UK.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_to_roam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_to_roam)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 17, 2013, 02:56:49 AM
What happened to Thork taking Roxy Baby on private walks?
Erm, well I thought you'd only be interested in things you don't have in the USA. You know, like 500 year old villages and 400 year old churches and things. Historical stuff. I assumed you had forests in America.

We'll do a romantic walk sometime over the weekend then. :-*

Also, I seem to have picked up a subscriber. I'm not Shane Dawson! >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 17, 2013, 07:26:40 AM
What happened to Thork taking Roxy Baby on private walks?
Erm, well I thought you'd only be interested in things you don't have in the USA. You know, like 500 year old villages and 400 year old churches and things. Historical stuff. I assumed you had forests in America.

We'll do a romantic walk sometime over the weekend then. :-*

Also, I seem to have picked up a subscriber. I'm not Shane Dawson! >o<
I rather it not be romantic, actually. Just work on finding more old stuff or just show me more adorable little buildings.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on May 17, 2013, 07:38:15 AM
I rather it not be romantic, actually. Just work on finding more old stuff or just show me more adorable little buildings.

Is it fine if I take you for a non-romantic walk and have a boner the entire time?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 17, 2013, 07:41:17 AM
I rather it not be romantic, actually. Just work on finding more old stuff or just show me more adorable little buildings.

Is it fine if I take you for a non-romantic walk and have a boner the entire time?
Only if it's a video walk, then your boner will go unnoticed and be far away.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 17, 2013, 09:40:22 AM
Today's walk with Thork

Vlog6 (http://#)

Yeah, it ended a bit abruptly. My phone ran out of battery.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 17, 2013, 10:05:14 AM
Jolly ole England.  Wimpy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 17, 2013, 10:27:41 AM
It's really difficult to reconcile ranting forum Thork with video Thork.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 17, 2013, 10:41:50 AM
It's really difficult to reconcile ranting forum Thork with video Thork.
I give that young lad £5 and a camera and tell him to make me videos. Its the most elaborate troll evar!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 17, 2013, 10:55:47 AM
Particle Person is superior.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 17, 2013, 10:57:17 AM
Particle Person is superior.
Actually you can see Particle Person in the video below at 1:28.

View Particle Person at 1:28 (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 17, 2013, 11:10:51 AM
That does look eerily like him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 17, 2013, 12:04:41 PM
I can't watch those "fail" videos.  I'm not as tough as I used to be.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 17, 2013, 01:35:50 PM
Today's walk with Thork

Vlog6 (http://#)

Yeah, it ended a bit abruptly. My phone ran out of battery.

Whereabouts in the country are you walking? It looks familiar.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 17, 2013, 01:56:57 PM
Today's walk with Thork

Vlog6 (http://#)

Yeah, it ended a bit abruptly. My phone ran out of battery.

Whereabouts in the country are you walking? It looks familiar.
I'm not telling you that. Predatory homosexuals like Genius will hide in the bushes and attack me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 17, 2013, 02:03:54 PM
Today's walk with Thork

Vlog6 (http://#)

Yeah, it ended a bit abruptly. My phone ran out of battery.

Whereabouts in the country are you walking? It looks familiar.
I'm not telling you that. Predatory homosexuals like Genius will hide in the bushes and attack me.

Are you near an airport like London Heathrow?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 17, 2013, 02:04:28 PM
Today's walk with Thork

Vlog6 (http://#)

Yeah, it ended a bit abruptly. My phone ran out of battery.

Whereabouts in the country are you walking? It looks familiar.
I'm not telling you that. Predatory homosexuals like Genius will hide in the bushes and attack me.

I'm not a predator >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 17, 2013, 02:08:20 PM
Today's walk with Thork

Vlog6 (http://#)

Yeah, it ended a bit abruptly. My phone ran out of battery.

Whereabouts in the country are you walking? It looks familiar.
I'm not telling you that. Predatory homosexuals like Genius will hide in the bushes and attack me.

Are you near an airport like London Heathrow?
This site is full of all kinds of weirdos. Many of whom lurk secretly as 'guests' but have a deep loathing of me and my flat earth rhetoric. I am not going to disclose my location because one of those murderous round earth nut-jobs will likely attack me in a bid to silence the truth.

Today's walk with Thork

Vlog6 (http://#)

Yeah, it ended a bit abruptly. My phone ran out of battery.

Whereabouts in the country are you walking? It looks familiar.
I'm not telling you that. Predatory homosexuals like Genius will hide in the bushes and attack me.

I'm not a predator >:(
But you are a homosexual that likes to hide in bushes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 17, 2013, 02:08:53 PM
Today's walk with Thork

Vlog6 (http://#)

Yeah, it ended a bit abruptly. My phone ran out of battery.

Whereabouts in the country are you walking? It looks familiar.
I'm not telling you that. Predatory homosexuals like Genius will hide in the bushes and attack me.

I'm not a predator >:(

>denies being a predator
>fails to deny homosexuality
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 17, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
That does look eerily like him.

No it doesn't. Your retarted,
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 17, 2013, 02:10:29 PM
Today's walk with Thork

Vlog6 (http://#)

Yeah, it ended a bit abruptly. My phone ran out of battery.

Whereabouts in the country are you walking? It looks familiar.
I'm not telling you that. Predatory homosexuals like Genius will hide in the bushes and attack me.

I'm not a predator >:(
But you are a homosexual that likes to hide in bushes.

I don't like to hide in bushes and I am not a predator. I wouldn't even stalk you, because, you will recall, I don't like you >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 17, 2013, 02:13:04 PM
Today's walk with Thork

Vlog6 (http://#)

Yeah, it ended a bit abruptly. My phone ran out of battery.

Whereabouts in the country are you walking? It looks familiar.
I'm not telling you that. Predatory homosexuals like Genius will hide in the bushes and attack me.

I'm not a predator >:(
But you are a homosexual that likes to hide in bushes.

I don't like to hide in bushes and I am not a predator. I wouldn't even stalk you, because, you will recall, I don't like you >:(
Yes, again you failed to deny being a homosexual. And you only don't like me, because I have repeatedly batted away your clumsy sexual advances.

That does look eerily like him.

No it doesn't. Your retarted,
Where were you on the 4th of April 2013 at 17:44pm?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 17, 2013, 02:17:12 PM
Today's walk with Thork

Vlog6 (http://#)

Yeah, it ended a bit abruptly. My phone ran out of battery.

Whereabouts in the country are you walking? It looks familiar.
I'm not telling you that. Predatory homosexuals like Genius will hide in the bushes and attack me.

I'm not a predator >:(
But you are a homosexual that likes to hide in bushes.

I don't like to hide in bushes and I am not a predator. I wouldn't even stalk you, because, you will recall, I don't like you >:(
Yes, again you failed to deny being a homosexual. And you only don't like me, because I have repeatedly batted away your clumsy sexual advances.


I should not be surprised by how stupid you are in this regard, but you're probably just messing. It's hard to tell with you self-loving types.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 17, 2013, 02:26:09 PM
That does look eerily like him.

No it doesn't. Your retarted,

No, I'm pretty sure that was you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on May 17, 2013, 06:37:58 PM
Thork, I don't understand your new avatar. Could you explain it to me?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on May 17, 2013, 07:20:12 PM
Where were you on the 4th of April 2013 at 17:44pm?

That's not a real time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 18, 2013, 10:11:21 PM
6am. Time to go to that freezing lake again. I'm not sure if I'm enjoying this or not yet. :-\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 19, 2013, 12:42:35 AM
I'm gonna wait til the lakes warm up some moar before I go swim in a lake
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 19, 2013, 02:12:05 AM
Thork, I don't understand your new avatar. Could you explain it to me?
Its not a deep-thinking statement. It was a dancing lady in time for the Eurovision. It also happens to be Emma Watson who I have a boner for, despite her being more than 10 years younger than me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on May 19, 2013, 03:24:35 AM
Thork, I don't understand your new avatar. Could you explain it to me?
Its not a deep-thinking statement. It was a dancing lady in time for the Eurovision. It also happens to be Emma Watson who I have a boner for, due to her being more than 10 years younger than me.

Fixed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 19, 2013, 03:38:25 AM
Whatever. I'd do her wrong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 19, 2013, 06:27:15 AM
You do everything wrong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 19, 2013, 10:33:01 AM
Today's vlogs.

Vlog7 pt1 (http://#ws)

Vlog7 pt2 (http://#ws)

You do everything wrong.
Shut your pie hole! >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 19, 2013, 10:45:46 AM
Thork has become the new Hara.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 19, 2013, 10:48:33 AM
^ I was about to say…yeah. :P

In the theater for Star Trek right now though. I am so very excite. Hopefully Benedict Cumberpatch is as awesometastic as usual. :D!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 19, 2013, 10:56:47 AM
I thought people were enjoying Walk with Thork. :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on May 19, 2013, 11:02:07 AM
I would much rather walk with rooster, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 19, 2013, 11:03:43 AM
I would much rather walk with rooster, if you know what I mean.

I do not know what you mean.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 19, 2013, 11:04:51 AM
I would much rather walk with rooster, if you know what I mean.
If you mean have sex with, yeah, I know what you mean. She doesn't vlog though. In America the citizens are too frightened by the Obama regime to tell us what its really like over there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 19, 2013, 11:07:15 AM
I would much rather walk with rooster, if you know what I mean.
If you mean have sex with, yeah, I know what you mean. She doesn't vlog though. In America the citizens are too frightened by the Obama regime to tell us what its really like over there.

Behind the Copper Curtain.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 19, 2013, 11:38:30 AM
One walk with Thork is enough for me.

I went for a nice walk today actually, up the Mänttä "mountain" (its just a hill), had a really good view from the lookout tower at the top though, and there was a pretty open air wooden church. Then went to the river, saw some teenage girls swimming and one fat boy. I laughed at the fat boy a little bit and had a pint. Nice walk anyway.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 19, 2013, 11:55:51 AM
 >:(

I'm a year older than Emma Watson. Thork likes the younger ladies.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 19, 2013, 11:59:57 AM
>:(

I'm a year older than Emma Watson. Thork likes the younger ladies.
Yeah, they are more bendy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 19, 2013, 12:09:09 PM
Hmm... this makes me want to post a video of my bike rides.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 19, 2013, 12:43:07 PM
>:(

I'm a year older than Emma Watson. Thork likes the younger ladies.
Yeah, they are more bendy.

rooster is bendy
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 19, 2013, 12:45:27 PM
>:(

I'm a year older than Emma Watson. Thork likes the younger ladies.
Yeah, they are more bendy.

rooster is bendy

bendyroo
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: John Michell on May 19, 2013, 01:31:58 PM
I would much rather walk with rooster, if you know what I mean.
If you mean have sex with, yeah, I know what you mean. She doesn't vlog though. In America the citizens are too frightened by the Obama regime to tell us what its really like over there.
-face palm-
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 19, 2013, 01:34:58 PM
I would much rather walk with rooster, if you know what I mean.
If you mean have sex with, yeah, I know what you mean. She doesn't vlog though. In America the citizens are too frightened by the Obama regime to tell us what its really like over there.
-face palm-

Behind the Copper Curtain.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 19, 2013, 04:32:16 PM
^ I was about to say…yeah. :P

In the theater for Star Trek right now though. I am so very excite. Hopefully Benedict Cumberpatch is as awesometastic as usual. :D!

I thought he was good, but the movie was pretty crap.

Also, why do women think he's so attractive?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 19, 2013, 05:12:11 PM
I thought the movie was good and he was over-acting a bit. I understand he has an awesome voice, but he must have forgotten that we could see his face.

And I have no idea why the entirety of Tumblr finds Cumberbatch attractive. He looks like a hammerhead shark to me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 19, 2013, 05:43:28 PM
I thought the movie was pretty great. I liked the parallel to the original Khan saga.

And I thought Cumberpatch was particularly amazing. He plays cool and calculated well, but holy *wow* the way he plays the unbridled mix of rage and despair. It was hardly a mix of the two so much as both of them cranked to 11 at the same time. He is easily one of my favourite actors right now.

And I'm pretty sure people find him attractive because fangirls/boys of people like him are more about personality and character than that shallow "omg hes hot" carp. If you'll notice, 99% of his fangirls/boys are fans of his work and actually watch his shows, unlike many of Ryan Gosling's fangirls who mainly see his stuff to ogle him. :P
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 19, 2013, 06:19:58 PM
I think he's a great actor and seems like a pretty decent individual, but he's still very ugly.

Still think he seemed a bit over dramatic in the movie. His over worked jaw hurt me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 19, 2013, 07:28:08 PM
Attraction is more than appearance. o: <

But I liked that, personally. But I guess that's just me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 19, 2013, 07:41:49 PM
Attraction is more than appearance. o: <

But I liked that, personally. But I guess that's just me.
A love for his work doesn't explain why people constantly repost his face and for some reason forearm porn on Tumblr. I'm in love with Data but repulsed by Brent Spiner, I still recognize that I love a physically unattractive character and would not fawn over his face.

Anecdote aside, I think what I'm saying is that you can definitely appreciate characters and good acting, but attraction for an actor usually has something to do with physical appearance. I appreciate Cumberbatch, but am not attracted to him. Of course, this could be irrelevant for some people but those people probably don't constantly repost his face on Tumblr.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 19, 2013, 07:52:24 PM
Well, once you like someone from their personality, oftentimes they start looking physically attractive to you, even if they wouldn't necessarily otherwise.

I have no idea why they're posting his forearms though
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 19, 2013, 07:59:28 PM
I would friend zone the shit out of Benedict Cumberbatch.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 19, 2013, 09:31:11 PM
I thought the movie was pretty great. I liked the parallel to the original Khan saga.

I thought it got a bit silly, to the point where they basically just threw logic out the window and copied the ending of TWoK. It went beyond being a homage.

And I'm pretty sure people find him attractive because fangirls/boys of people like him are more about personality and character than that shallow "omg hes hot" carp. If you'll notice, 99% of his fangirls/boys are fans of his work and actually watch his shows, unlike many of Ryan Gosling's fangirls who mainly see his stuff to ogle him. :P

You're totally wrong because I asked a girl (that knew nothing about him) if he was attractive and she said he was. No one else with me agreed (albeit, they're all guys). I think he's alright looking but nothing amazing.

Also, this (http://www.reddit.com/r/cumberbitches).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 19, 2013, 09:44:04 PM
Well, then they just find him attractive. :P Some people like more unique faces as opposed to generic "hot guys". I know I was always like that; the people most would find "hot" or "sexy" or whatever were "meh" to me, and I'd've preferred someone more unique.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 19, 2013, 10:03:31 PM
Well, then they just find him attractive. :P Some people like more unique faces as opposed to generic "hot guys". I know I was always like that; the people most would find "hot" or "sexy" or whatever were "meh" to me, and I'd've preferred someone more unique.
I don't like your tone, Supes.

Just because I don't like Cumberbatch's unique face doesn't mean I only like "generic hot guys". I consider this an insult.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 19, 2013, 10:13:25 PM
Well, then they just find him attractive. :P Some people like more unique faces as opposed to generic "hot guys". I know I was always like that; the people most would find "hot" or "sexy" or whatever were "meh" to me, and I'd've preferred someone more unique.
I don't like your tone, Supes.

Just because I don't like Cumberbatch's unique face doesn't mean I only like "generic hot guys". I consider this an insult.

I think he's more attractive than this dude (http://www.reddit.com/r/tomhiddleston).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 19, 2013, 10:16:56 PM
Well, then they just find him attractive. :P Some people like more unique faces as opposed to generic "hot guys". I know I was always like that; the people most would find "hot" or "sexy" or whatever were "meh" to me, and I'd've preferred someone more unique.
I don't like your tone, Supes.

Just because I don't like Cumberbatch's unique face doesn't mean I only like "generic hot guys". I consider this an insult.

I think he's more attractive than this dude (http://www.reddit.com/r/tomhiddleston).
That's because as a man you appreciate Cumberbatch's more feminine features like his weak jaw, fluffy lips, and high cheek bones.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 19, 2013, 10:20:24 PM
Does that make all of the women who love him lesbians?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 19, 2013, 10:29:23 PM
Well, then they just find him attractive. :P Some people like more unique faces as opposed to generic "hot guys". I know I was always like that; the people most would find "hot" or "sexy" or whatever were "meh" to me, and I'd've preferred someone more unique.
I don't like your tone, Supes.

Just because I don't like Cumberbatch's unique face doesn't mean I only like "generic hot guys". I consider this an insult.

I think he's more attractive than this dude (http://www.reddit.com/r/tomhiddleston).
That's because as a man you appreciate Cumberbatch's more feminine features like his weak jaw, fluffy lips, and high cheek bones.

I definitely can see the hammerhead shark semblance on Cumberbatch.  I've never watched Sherlock, but from all I see on Tumblr it is softcore gay porn.  However judging something from Tumblr is probably worse than judging its cover.

Hiddleston is fairly attractive.  I appreciate that he's not a giant mound of meat.  Skinny-ish guys > musclebound meatbags.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 19, 2013, 10:30:20 PM
Does that make all of the women who love him lesbians?
Maybe. I don't know. The women who find his face attractive frighten and confuse me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 19, 2013, 10:53:03 PM
Does that make all of the women who love him lesbians?
Maybe. I don't know. The women who find his face attractive frighten and confuse me.

Do lesbians frighten and confuse you?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 19, 2013, 11:03:18 PM
Does that make all of the women who love him lesbians?
Maybe. I don't know. The women who find his face attractive frighten and confuse me.

Do lesbians frighten and confuse you?
Only if they also find him attractive, I don't discriminate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 20, 2013, 12:05:57 AM
From a blokes point of view I can see why some would say he's not attractive but I wouldn't say he's ugly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 20, 2013, 01:17:32 AM
I think he's unconventionally attractive. Like this guy:

(http://entertainment.inquirer.net/files/2013/01/redmayne2.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 20, 2013, 02:19:43 AM
To each his own, guys.  :-X
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 20, 2013, 02:29:46 AM
Well, then they just find him attractive. :P Some people like more unique faces as opposed to generic "hot guys". I know I was always like that; the people most would find "hot" or "sexy" or whatever were "meh" to me, and I'd've preferred someone more unique.
I don't like your tone, Supes.

Just because I don't like Cumberbatch's unique face doesn't mean I only like "generic hot guys". I consider this an insult.

Sorry, that's not what I was saying, I was trying to keep the tone light because I figured someone would take it insultingly. :[ I'm just saying that there are people that like unconventional faces as opposed to what most people find attractive. Everyone's got their own likes and dislikes—Cumberpatch isn't any more or less attractive than any others, it's all up to the individual's perception. You're the one being all meany about people liking him. :'[

Also, I don't see what's wrong with a guy with feminine features.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 20, 2013, 02:41:57 AM
Well, then they just find him attractive. :P Some people like more unique faces as opposed to generic "hot guys". I know I was always like that; the people most would find "hot" or "sexy" or whatever were "meh" to me, and I'd've preferred someone more unique.
I don't like your tone, Supes.

Just because I don't like Cumberbatch's unique face doesn't mean I only like "generic hot guys". I consider this an insult.

Sorry, that's not what I was saying, I was trying to keep the tone light because I figured someone would take it insultingly. :[ I'm just saying that there are people that like unconventional faces as opposed to what most people find attractive. Everyone's got their own likes and dislikes—Cumberpatch isn't any more or less attractive than any others, it's all up to the individual's perception. You're the one being all meany about people liking him. :'[

Also, I don't see what's wrong with a guy with feminine features.
I think what is actually happening is that you are ruling out 'hot' people because you don't think you stand a chance and instead focus your energies on ugly people that will likely be flattered by your advances. You suspect the ugly people that no one else is interested in might be interested in you because no one else wants them, and hope they will be of the same mind set so that they like you back. This causes you to intensely focus on an ugly person, almost obsessively as you try to find attractive qualities in a person who is not attractive.
The problem with your bottom-feeding is that the person you are focussing your energies on is likely to have all kinds of issues by virtue of being ugly. They might not like physical contact because they are unused to it, they might hate other people looking at them, they may just not think about sex at all.
This is a dumb way to go about it. the thing about attractive people is that they make mistakes. This is where you should be concentrating. Maybe a 'hot' person will get drunk, maybe they will feel sorry for you, maybe you can convince them you have something about you that they might like. And you'll get to sex them. Once. Then you should move on. Once bitten, twice shy and all that. But for 45 2 glorious minutes, you will be drenching yourself in the deep end of the gene pool.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 20, 2013, 02:44:42 AM
I didn't say anything was wrong with feminine features, just that he has them.


Some of my more unconventional favorites are Liev Schreiber, Ralph Fiennes, Ben Foster, Jeremy Northam, and of course Bryan Cranston. I'm definitely not into Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 20, 2013, 03:35:01 AM
@Thork: That's not it at all. First of all, I'm not 'looking' for anyone, so that doesn't factor into it at all. It's just that the usual idea of what's "attractive" never really appealed to me. I guess it's, perhaps, because—to me, so nobody thinks I'm insulting them—they're just that much more interesting. Unique. That's worth a lot more to me than the conventional idea of "hot" or "sexy" or whatever. I dunno. Not to mention I prefer flaws to the attempted hyper-perfection you see in much of Hollywood and celebrity in general.

I dunno. Once again, I'm not insulting anyone, everyone's got their own tastes, I just like unique individuals more. I don't fawn over people one way or another, though, so it's kind of irrelevant...though also maybe the main reason.

@Rooster: To be honest, I'm not sure how many in that list I'd consider "unconventional", as I'm sure most would call many of them quite attractive. :P But again, I wasn't trying to call you out, I was just trying to make a point of how there are people with very unconventional tastes. Nobody's tastes are really relevant—having unconventional tastes doesn't make you fit to judge one unconventional one, as there's no criteria or judging panel they're supposed to fit to be qualified as unconventionally attractive or something. It just depends on the person judging.

Bryan Cranston is amazing, btw. One of my favourite actors. He makes rooms cooler just by being in them, and I get irrationally happy when I see him appear in anything.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on May 20, 2013, 03:45:27 AM
I've said this before, but I don't feel attracted to celebrities because personality plays too large a role in attraction for me. I sometimes feel attracted to the characters portrayed by celebrities in films or television shows, since they often have a well-developed character that you can start to feel like you know. But the celebrities themselves appear as concrete walls to me; I can't see anything about what's inside them.

I also don't see how it is possible to find someone's attraction for a person you find unattractive to be sickening. Even if you find the person in question to be sickening, the mere fact that they make someone else feel happy is worth celebrating.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 20, 2013, 04:29:48 AM
Yeah, I think "focusing your energy" as Thork so eloquently put it on celebrities who don't know you and have no interest in knowing you, and who play fictional characters for millions of people, is a little unhealthy. I don't get how people develop crushes on celebrities, when their chances with them are next to zero.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 20, 2013, 04:50:25 AM
I've said this before, but I don't feel attracted to celebrities because personality plays too large a role in attraction for me. I sometimes feel attracted to the characters portrayed by celebrities in films or television shows, since they often have a well-developed character that you can start to feel like you know. But the celebrities themselves appear as concrete walls to me; I can't see anything about what's inside them.

I also don't see how it is possible to find someone's attraction for a person you find unattractive to be sickening. Even if you find the person in question to be sickening, the mere fact that they make someone else feel happy is worth celebrating.

I'm guilty of looking up celebrities that I find attractive to see if their personality is attractive too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 20, 2013, 04:54:57 AM
I've said this before, but I don't feel attracted to celebrities because personality plays too large a role in attraction for me. I sometimes feel attracted to the characters portrayed by celebrities in films or television shows, since they often have a well-developed character that you can start to feel like you know. But the celebrities themselves appear as concrete walls to me; I can't see anything about what's inside them.

I also don't see how it is possible to find someone's attraction for a person you find unattractive to be sickening. Even if you find the person in question to be sickening, the mere fact that they make someone else feel happy is worth celebrating.

I'm guilty of looking up celebrities that I find attractive to see if their personality is attractive too.
Stalker. >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 20, 2013, 05:40:00 AM
I've said this before, but I don't feel attracted to celebrities because personality plays too large a role in attraction for me. I sometimes feel attracted to the characters portrayed by celebrities in films or television shows, since they often have a well-developed character that you can start to feel like you know. But the celebrities themselves appear as concrete walls to me; I can't see anything about what's inside them.

I also don't see how it is possible to find someone's attraction for a person you find unattractive to be sickening. Even if you find the person in question to be sickening, the mere fact that they make someone else feel happy is worth celebrating.

I'm guilty of looking up celebrities that I find attractive to see if their personality is attractive too.
Stalker. >:(
Instead of stating the obvious, you should have reported him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 20, 2013, 08:42:25 AM
Yeah, I think "focusing your energy" as Thork so eloquently put it on celebrities who don't know you and have no interest in knowing you, and who play fictional characters for millions of people, is a little unhealthy. I don't get how people develop crushes on celebrities, when their chances with them are next to zero.
People who obsess are so creepy. It's a very teenage thing to do. I can't even tell you how many Tumblr posts I've seen where the girls are actually depressed that they'll never know Tom Hiddleston.

Parsifal, I thought it was kinda obvious I was being facetious. No one makes me sick for liking Cumberbatch.

Supertails, that list was pretty unconventional. You'll never see them winning "sexiest man alive" awards and Cumberbatch definitely gets more attention in that area. I mean, his legion of fans have named themselves. So I guess I'm not sure what you're calling unconventional.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 20, 2013, 12:59:16 PM
It's each to their own!

For some bizarre reason I find judge Judy attractive and I haven't got a clue why. I wouldn't go as far as saying I'd go out with her though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 20, 2013, 01:03:02 PM
(http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/img/judy/judgejudy-002.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 20, 2013, 01:07:26 PM
I find judge Judy attractive

(http://i.imgur.com/NQa4AHY.gif)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 20, 2013, 01:11:21 PM
I find judge Judy attractive

(http://i.imgur.com/NQa4AHY.gif)

Yeah I know! I do that when I think about it too much as well. I genuinely can't explain it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 20, 2013, 01:12:23 PM
(http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/img/judy/judgejudy-002.jpg)

Hotlink fail.  Use an image hosting website.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 20, 2013, 01:17:48 PM
(http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/img/judy/judgejudy-002.jpg)

Hotlink fail.  Use an image hosting website.
oh. thanks
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 20, 2013, 03:54:13 PM
I thought the movie was pretty great. I liked the parallel to the original Khan saga.

I thought it got a bit silly, to the point where they basically just threw logic out the window and copied the ending of TWoK. It went beyond being a homage.

It would be nice if you would confine the spoilers to the Star Trek threads, or at least warn when you're about to give away the ending (not that I wasn't expecting it, honestly).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 20, 2013, 04:01:21 PM
I thought the movie was pretty great. I liked the parallel to the original Khan saga.

I thought it got a bit silly, to the point where they basically just threw logic out the window and copied the ending of TWoK. It went beyond being a homage.

It would be nice if you would confine the spoilers to the Star Trek threads, or at least warn when you're about to give away the ending (not that I wasn't expecting it, honestly).
Well if it makes you feel any better I completely disagree with him. Only one situation was similar to the original movie and I thought it was a logical homage.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 20, 2013, 04:12:32 PM
Somebody stole $350 from my desk.  >o< >o< >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 20, 2013, 04:22:06 PM
Somebody stole $350 from my desk.  >o< >o< >o<
You must have some pretty shady friends :o
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 20, 2013, 04:32:28 PM
Somebody stole $350 from my desk.  >o< >o< >o<
How did you acquire $350 in the first place? If yous a drug dealer I'm tellin ya mawm.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 20, 2013, 04:45:48 PM
It was money I had saved from my last job. I've narrowed it down to two suspects. I also accidentally drank beer that was full of cigarettes, ruined a relationship with a lovely lady, and, in the ultimate display of depravity, sent Thork this hilarious PM:

lol sup big boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 20, 2013, 04:54:26 PM
It was money I had saved from my last job. I've narrowed it down to two suspects. I also accidentally drank beer that was full of cigarettes, ruined a relationship with a lovely lady, and, in the ultimate display of depravity, sent Thork this hilarious PM:

lol sup big boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I am glad you came clean about the PM before th*rk started spreading rumors.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 20, 2013, 04:58:15 PM
It was money I had saved from my last job. I've narrowed it down to two suspects. I also accidentally drank beer that was full of cigarettes, ruined a relationship with a lovely lady, and, in the ultimate display of depravity, sent Thork this hilarious PM:

lol sup big boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I have also made the mistake of drinking a cigarette beverage.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on May 20, 2013, 06:14:42 PM
Gross. I almost did that a few minutes ago, though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 20, 2013, 06:37:21 PM
My phone accidentally fell into the toilet the other day so I have to get a new one.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 20, 2013, 06:41:53 PM
Somebody stole $350 from my desk.  >o< >o< >o<

Maybe you should keep your money in a bank, like the rest of us.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 20, 2013, 06:47:25 PM
Somebody stole $350 from my desk.  >o< >o< >o<

Maybe you should keep your money in a bank, like the rest of us.
$350 is pocket change.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 20, 2013, 06:54:17 PM
Somebody stole $350 from my desk.  >o< >o< >o<

Maybe you should keep your money in a bank, like the rest of us.
$350 is pocket change.

It might be for you (although I doubt it), but it probably isn't for PP.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 20, 2013, 10:47:23 PM
I thought the movie was pretty great. I liked the parallel to the original Khan saga.

I thought it got a bit silly, to the point where they basically just threw logic out the window and copied the ending of TWoK. It went beyond being a homage.

It would be nice if you would confine the spoilers to the Star Trek threads, or at least warn when you're about to give away the ending (not that I wasn't expecting it, honestly).
Well if it makes you feel any better I completely disagree with him. Only one situation was similar to the original movie and I thought it was a logical homage.

Spoilers

Into Darkness borrows pretty much everything that's important from Wrath of Khan with the exception of the plot, which wasn't that great. Why was the Star fleet admiral trying to start a dumb war? Why did Khan put his people inside the rockets?  Kirk sacrificed himself and gets revived somehow, Spock goes hand to hand with Khan and wins. Even the corny "KHAN" scream was shoe horned in. The romance subplot felt very forced and Alice Eve was only in the movie so we could see her in her knickers. There's probably more shit I'm forgetting since I saw the movie late at night with friends that talked through it.

That said it had fun action scenes, pretty actors and plenty of lens flare. Go see it if that's your thing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 20, 2013, 11:48:33 PM
There's probably more shit I'm forgetting since I saw the movie late at night with friends that talked through it.

You have terrible friends. If you talked as well, you are a terrible person. >:[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 21, 2013, 12:04:19 AM
Wow yeah, you really weren't paying attention.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 21, 2013, 12:16:12 AM
Yeah, I was actually gonna say, most of those points were explained. The only part I really agreed with is the romance sublot. Not a particular fan of that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 21, 2013, 12:49:16 AM
Yeah, I was actually gonna say, most of those points were explained. The only part I really agreed with is the romance sublot. Not a particular fan of that.
What romance subplot? Did Kirk and Carol even kiss? There's tension just like in TWoK, but I don't think it's supposed to be a thing.

Or did you mean Uhura and Spock? I think they're precious.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 21, 2013, 02:03:59 AM
I just ate my first proper thing in like 3 days, fucking backwoods Austria shutting everything on Sunday and also Monday cause it's Pentecost
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 21, 2013, 02:58:39 AM
Got a tear in my wetsuit. :(

Gonna have to get a puncture repair kit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 21, 2013, 02:59:56 AM
Fucking gross.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 21, 2013, 04:37:41 AM
There's probably more shit I'm forgetting since I saw the movie late at night with friends that talked through it.

You have terrible friends. If you talked as well, you are a terrible person. >:[

Yep, but that doesn't explain the inconsistencies I posted.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on May 21, 2013, 06:02:42 AM
Got a tear in my wetsuit. :(

If putting your wetsuit on makes you cry, you probably have bigger problems anyway.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 21, 2013, 06:12:52 AM
Its fixed now. I dun glued it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 21, 2013, 06:33:30 AM
There's probably more shit I'm forgetting since I saw the movie late at night with friends that talked through it.

You have terrible friends. If you talked as well, you are a terrible person. >:[

Yep, but that doesn't explain the inconsistencies I posted.
It does actually. All your "inconsistencies" were addressed while you weren't paying attention.


 Spoilers


Except for maybe the fight scene, but they didn't fight alone for very long and apparently the Vulcan nerve pinch still really hurts Khan. And there was definitely no "romance subplot" between Kirk and Carol, just an obvious attraction.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 21, 2013, 08:43:26 AM
Don't use the word "knickers."
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 21, 2013, 08:46:55 AM
Don't use the word "knickers."
Stop telling people what to do. >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 21, 2013, 09:08:32 AM
It's a stupid word. >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 21, 2013, 09:11:04 AM
Don't you flaunt your skill with apostrophe's to me! >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 21, 2013, 11:35:41 AM
Going to England tomorrow!! Journey will not be fun though, the Glorious Leader has an ear infection :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 21, 2013, 12:17:02 PM
Going to England tomorrow!! Journey will not be fun though, the Glorious Leader has an ear infection :(

Isn't that, like, a terrible idea? I'm not sure, I don't have a kid, but I remember hearing that that's a terrible idea.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 21, 2013, 12:29:13 PM
Going to England tomorrow!! Journey will not be fun though, the Glorious Leader has an ear infection :(
My 3 year old neice has one too. Why is it that babies are always getting those?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 21, 2013, 12:42:50 PM
Going to England tomorrow!! Journey will not be fun though, the Glorious Leader has an ear infection :(
My 3 year old neice has one too. Why is it that babies are always getting those?

I had one every other day when I was younger. I have no idea.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 21, 2013, 12:43:32 PM
Going to England tomorrow!! Journey will not be fun though, the Glorious Leader has an ear infection :(
Don't ley GL out of your sight, there are a lot of pedophiles in England.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 21, 2013, 12:52:37 PM
Going to England tomorrow!! Journey will not be fun though, the Glorious Leader has an ear infection :(

Isn't that, like, a terrible idea? I'm not sure, I don't have a kid, but I remember hearing that that's a terrible idea.

The doctor said she'll be ok to travel because she's been taking the antibiotics since friday. The problem is more that the antibiotics have given her the shits, I expect her ear is mostly ok now, she doesn't complain about it anymore anyway.

Was her first one, got really lucky to avoid them so far I guess.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 21, 2013, 04:11:54 PM
Going to England tomorrow!! Journey will not be fun though, the Glorious Leader has an ear infection :(
My 3 year old neice has one too. Why is it that babies are always getting those?
Because they have tiny grubby fingers and they don't mind shoving them from one orifice to the next.

Going to England tomorrow!! Journey will not be fun though, the Glorious Leader has an ear infection :(
My 3 year old neice has one too. Why is it that babies are always getting those?

I had one every other day when I was younger. I have no idea.
Because you wouldn't stop sticking your fingers into them as a child.

Going to England tomorrow!! Journey will not be fun though, the Glorious Leader has an ear infection :(

Isn't that, like, a terrible idea? I'm not sure, I don't have a kid, but I remember hearing that that's a terrible idea.

The doctor said she'll be ok to travel because she's been taking the antibiotics since friday. The problem is more that the antibiotics have given her the shits, I expect her ear is mostly ok now, she doesn't complain about it anymore anyway.
So you had a child with a ear infection and now you have a child with the shits. Ask the doctor how the latter is preferable?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 21, 2013, 06:35:02 PM
definitely no "romance subplot"

I'm talking about Spock and Uhura.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 21, 2013, 07:54:41 PM
definitely no "romance subplot"

I'm talking about Spock and Uhura.
It was just a tiny part of the story. What was the problem? It had to be in there cause they're dating and


SPOILERS


it added to the whole Spock why don't you care about your life? I care too much about everyone I love, care too much about my crew which is why I'm willing to sacrifice myself, etc. Y'know, the whole theme of the movie.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 21, 2013, 10:02:14 PM
I was going to make a thread about the new Xbox revealed today, but I figure if no one else has then nobody cares.  Which you shouldn't.  It's going to be the worst.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on May 22, 2013, 12:16:57 AM
Stopped caring about consoles a long time ago. Sony and Microsoft seem intent to make me even less interested.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 22, 2013, 12:54:49 AM
Going to England tomorrow!! Journey will not be fun though, the Glorious Leader has an ear infection :(
My 3 year old neice has one too. Why is it that babies are always getting those?

I had one every other day when I was younger. I have no idea.
Because you wouldn't stop sticking your fingers into them as a child.

Nope.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 22, 2013, 04:23:28 AM
Had a Megadrive, tried to keep up and got a Gamecube, then pretty much quit
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on May 22, 2013, 04:39:12 AM
I still got the original xbox...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 22, 2013, 04:40:14 AM
I was going to make a thread about the new Xbox revealed today, but I figure if no one else has then nobody cares.  Which you shouldn't.  It's going to be the worst.

CALL OF DOG
NEW ALL-IN-DOG CONSOLE
NEW INNOVATIVE SPORTS
DYNAMIC TV
XBOX, GO HOME
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 22, 2013, 05:09:29 AM
Why are you never just a normal dog in a game


That's kinda doggist
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 22, 2013, 06:26:43 AM
I still like the 360. And I will likely get the next gen as well.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 22, 2013, 07:28:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2cBZZTl.jpg)

lel
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 22, 2013, 07:41:03 AM
Microsoft really shot themselves in the foot with an RPG with that conference.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 22, 2013, 07:43:48 AM
For those who missed it:

Xbox One Reveal 2013 Highlights (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 22, 2013, 07:58:05 AM
For those who missed it:

Xbox One Reveal 2013 Highlights (http://#ws)
Why don't they aim those conferences at their audience? Teens, children and young men who should know better? Seeing 40 year old businessmen trying to sound excited about a child's toy is just weird. Its a very American thing. The fake over the top enthusiasm for products. It certainly doesn't travel well. It makes those presenting seem glib and insincere and that makes me think they are lying and untrustworthy. If American's buy into it, all well and good (I doubt they do) but it certainly needs adjusting for a European audience.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 22, 2013, 08:49:15 AM
For those who missed it:

Xbox One Reveal 2013 Highlights (http://#ws)
Why don't they aim those conferences at their audience? Teens, children and young men who should know better? Seeing 40 year old businessmen trying to sound excited about a child's toy is just weird. Its a very American thing. The fake over the top enthusiasm for products. It certainly doesn't travel well. It makes those presenting seem glib and insincere and that makes me think they are lying and untrustworthy. If American's buy into it, all well and good (I doubt they do) but it certainly needs adjusting for a European audience.

These insults don't fit the context, bro.

Also:

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/05/21/call-of-duty-ghosts-rps-exclusive-dogshot-gallery/ (http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/05/21/call-of-duty-ghosts-rps-exclusive-dogshot-gallery/)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 22, 2013, 08:55:24 AM
They weren't meant to be insults. They are observations of cultural norms.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 22, 2013, 11:09:06 AM
Sure.  But they still don't fit in the context.  Did you watch the video?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 22, 2013, 11:53:12 AM
Haven't you ever seen English developers get excited over their games? It's not a cultural thing, people just enjoy what they make.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 22, 2013, 12:12:58 PM
Sure.  But they still don't fit in the context.  Did you watch the video idiots?
Fixed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 22, 2013, 05:03:46 PM
For those who missed it:

Xbox One Reveal 2013 Highlights (http://#ws)
Why don't they aim those conferences at their audience? Teens, children and young men who should know better? Seeing 40 year old businessmen trying to sound excited about a child's toy is just weird. Its a very American thing. The fake over the top enthusiasm for products. It certainly doesn't travel well. It makes those presenting seem glib and insincere and that makes me think they are lying and untrustworthy. If American's buy into it, all well and good (I doubt they do) but it certainly needs adjusting for a European audience.

I honestly think they WERE trying to aim at their audience--seems they thought that all the people joking that they expected Madden and Call of Duty were being serious, so that's what they presented.  Pretty much, I don't think they bothered to actually do any focus testing before this reveal.

I still like the 360. And I will likely get the next gen as well.

If you've read up on it and still think you're going to get one, you are dumb.  This isn't even "anti-fanboy" speak.  MS has made a lot of really dumb decisions for the Xbox One (right up to and including the stupid fucking name).

First and foremost any game you buy has to be installed to the drive and is attached to your online account, and any additional attempts to activate must pay a fee.  Essentially you can't lend games to your friends and you can't sell your used games on anything but the XBL marketplace.

Second bomb they dropped is although it doesn't require a constant internet connection, it has to "phone home" once every 24 hours to verify your account.  This means that automatically anyone with inconsistent or no internet connection can't even use the fucking thing.  I suspect they will be forced to change this down the line, but right away it shows that they really don't give a shit about the consumer one iota.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 22, 2013, 06:03:41 PM
I'm embarrassed to admit that I kind of liked the Modern Dogfare idea.  It's not really from a gaming perspective; it's just the fact that I love dogs.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 22, 2013, 06:32:45 PM
The whole Call of Doggy joke thing isn't really about the dog, it's about WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT A NEW CALL OF DUTY.  It's not even going to be an exclusive, it'll just have DLC launched on the XB1 a month before other platforms.  Big. Fucking. Deal.  It's supposed to be a conference about the Xbox and its contribution to the gaming market, and the most they had to say was "TV, Xbox Go Home, New Madden, and New COD."
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on May 23, 2013, 12:51:17 AM
I just thought the focus on the dog was really funny. How dramatic they made it.

"We've had dogs before in Call of Duty...but *never* like this!"

While showing off generic CoD junk and "sports, sports, sports, sports, TV, TV, TV, TV, innovative, innovative, dynamic, TV, dynamic, sports, Call of Duty, sports, dynamic, dynamic, dynamic, innovative, innovative, dynamic, sports"
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 23, 2013, 06:17:10 AM
I prefer Call of Duty 1
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on May 23, 2013, 06:38:17 AM
Some guy just took his pants off and he won't fucking emancipate himself from my floor. Help me FES
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 23, 2013, 06:47:11 AM
Kick him until he goes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 23, 2013, 07:36:00 AM
Tell him he is gay and that is bad
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 23, 2013, 11:15:15 AM
I second kicking him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 23, 2013, 12:28:16 PM
Alright, my friends and I enjoy making comedy videos. I think it would be beneficial for us to share it here, for a couple of reasons. Namely, anything we share to facebook is drowned in praise, when in reality, it may be decent, but it may also have many flaws. Basically, facebook friends don't point out flaws. I'm going to share our most recent (and in my opinion, best) production. My hope is that TFES will give some criticism that we otherwise won't receive elsewhere, because we aren't popular on Youtube. Be as harsh as you like.

Candy Sales (http://#ws)

I know the greens screen and lighting in the car is bad. It's our first experiment with green screen. Also, audio in this video is inconsistent and overall mediocre, but we have plans to improve it. There are a few intentional bloopers sprinkled throughout to achieve that corny comedy feel. Other than that, does anybody with experience in this area (video, editing, audio, lighting) have any insight?

This sort of comedy may not get to much appreciation here, I don't know. Just trying to get a more diverse range of people to give a review. Thanks  :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 23, 2013, 12:46:10 PM
I thought it was good, I've nothing seriously critical to say about it. It felt slightly empty, although I'm not sure why... It was still very good.

As for my empty comment... I think it was something to do with the camera angles or audio, although not being in anyway a pro, I don't know what to tell you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 23, 2013, 12:52:21 PM
I can agree with the empty vibe you're getting. And I think you're right about it being the audio. At times the music and background noise is intense and it's presence is felt, and at other times there is nothing. The nothingness in the background does give it a sort of empty feel. Thanks.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 23, 2013, 12:59:51 PM
You should filter the background  noise.  Linux has several free video editing applications that will allow you to do this.  Also, if the line mess ups were intentional, you should consider not doing them in the future.  Other than that, it was very good for what it is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 23, 2013, 01:16:51 PM
You should filter the background  noise.  Linux has several free video editing applications that will allow you to do this.  Also, if the line mess ups were intentional, you should consider not doing them in the future.  Other than that, it was very good for what it is.

Yeah the noise is annoying. In the future I'll be working with the audio in audacity to get it consistent, no background noise, no clipping etc. For this we just ran straight from the mic to the camera, which was helpful as far as portability and organization went, but it did suffer in quality.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 23, 2013, 01:25:12 PM
What video editor did you use to splice it together?  It should be able to handle the noise if it is any good.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 23, 2013, 02:05:29 PM
What video editor did you use to splice it together?  It should be able to handle the noise if it is any good.
adobe premiere. As far as I know, it can do it but I'm more comfortable dealing with sound in audacity.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 23, 2013, 02:18:36 PM
My hope is that TFES will give some criticism that we otherwise won't receive elsewhere, because we aren't popular on Youtube.
This has nothing to do with the quality of your film, and everything to do with youtube.

Here are a bunch of rules you should consider.

1) Do not make videos over 6 mins. There are a billion things to watch on youtube. No one wants to think they are wasting time watching something when they could have watched 8 other things.
2) Get an attractive friend. Male or female. The guys in the video aren't ugly, but its youtube. Its porntube for kids. Find the hottest girl in class and ask her if she'd like to do some acting. She'll say yes because attractive girls are vain and full of themselves. >o< But seriously, sex sells and nowhere is this more true than youtube.
3) Get the thumbnail right. A pair of nice boobs is cliché but it still works after all these years. Learn from that. Make people want to click on that thumbnail.
4) SEO your videos.
a) Give them cool titles that are likely to be searched by kids. Kids don't look for 'candy' or 'sales' on youtube. They look for 'fails', 'ak-47', 'gunpowder', 'karate' and 'ninja'.
b) Again game the system in the description and related words. Be smart about it.
c) Go to sites like reddit and ask people on really popular forums what they think of your videos. Putting a video on FES will get you about 100 views. Its not going to send if viral.
d) Get the thumbnail right.
5) If you make comedy, make me laugh in the first 10 seconds. Have a look at your analytics. What percentage of your films are people watching? I know you had more of a build up storyline, but you need something very funny, very early in a youtube video or people just stop watching. Then they hit the little downthumb, then they leave.
6) Do something cynical once in a while. Like Jenna Marbles in her bikini. The bitch never does the bikini videos any more, but she has all the subscribers she needs.
every week millions of young boys watch her video hoping to get
What I Would Have Done In Cancun (http://#)

however, what she actually serves up is some unfunny boring crap like
Drunk Explanations (http://#ws)
Do the odd cynical video. Maybe one a month that games the system. Juicy search terms, a thumbnail with boobs, something short, sweet and shareable and dump it on public forums with lots of through traffic. News sites, sports forums, whatever and wherever you can find a slim connection between your video and the subject matter.

7) Youtube is typically low brow humour. the most successful videos tend to be joke, joke joke done. Slapstick, moronic, childish. Stuff I hate to be honest. When you choose to game the system, that's what you will need.


My personal feelings about your video are less important. I doubt my being a 35 year old European man, I am your target demographic and that is a good thing.
I felt the starting dialogue was forced and unnatural. You didn't seem like two friends chatting.
The suspense of why you hate scouts kept me watching. + point for that, but a big opening joke would have likely held my interest longer if I thought I might get more of the same later. If I'd just found your video, I wouldn't have got as far through it as the scout getting shot and screaming like a little bitch. In other words, you need to show me what you can do far earlier in a video to keep me hooked. Your video got progressively better. That's bad. youtube start with a bang, have the middle bit, end with a bang.
8) Your video needs a point of discussion. So people comment. Once they comment, they share. It involves them and they watch more videos.

So the video is fine - good job  ;), your understanding of youtube is poor.I think that is what holds you back. There are people way less talented than you guys who get way more views by following the rules I just made up above.


My 2 cents. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 23, 2013, 02:36:14 PM
Was she the girl who did that makeup video?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 23, 2013, 02:39:59 PM
Was she the girl who did that makeup video?
Yes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 23, 2013, 02:42:59 PM
My £20,000.

Fixed that for you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 23, 2013, 02:47:31 PM
My £20,000.

Fixed that for you.
I take cash, cheque, paypal and even bitcoins. Kidding. I only accept gold and silver. >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 23, 2013, 03:18:21 PM
England is cold. I wanna go home.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on May 23, 2013, 03:20:13 PM
England is cold. I wanna go home.

Man up, woman, man up!  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 23, 2013, 03:21:29 PM
England is cold. I wanna go home.

Man up, woman, man up!  >:(

But I packed summer clothes :( I didn't even bring a coat :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 23, 2013, 03:23:36 PM
It's not summer in England yet?  ???
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 23, 2013, 03:24:57 PM
England is cold. I wanna go home.
I just got back from swimming in a lake. Us English are a hardy tribe.

It's not summer in England yet?  ???
This is the age of austerity. We can't afford summer so the banks are keeping it from us.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 23, 2013, 03:25:28 PM
No its not, its coooooold  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on May 23, 2013, 05:34:26 PM
Youtube rules and suggestions..
Yeah, you pretty much hit the nail on the head. However, We don't really want to sell ourselves to Youtube. Making videos basically started because my friends brother had equipment and we had ideas. The intention was never to "win Youtube". Rather, it was to make something that is both interesting/entertaining and of high quality for a lot of people to see. That said, success on Youtube is a success everywhere on the internet. So, if I want people to see it, being successful on Youtube will help... Eh I don't know. Maybe I'm tricking myself, but I think there is a pretty large group of people that appreciates quality on Youtube, and I guess that's what we're trying to exploit.
My feelings about the video..
Yeah, I had some qualms about the beginning as well. I was worried that too much time was spent before they got outdoors. The action was the focal point. The dialogue in the beginning could've been shorter, and as you said, more natural. And I guess there does need to be a hook. The idea for this one was at first shooting somebody with a bow, and then a gun, and a couple other concepts. We had to build a plot around that to give it some context. As a result, I guess the indoor dialogue could be seen as boring.

Thank you for your comments Thirnk.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 23, 2013, 06:47:35 PM
Don't listen to Thork.  He never knows what he's talking about, no matter if it's physical fitness, things that Google does, or effective comedy/comedy marketing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on May 24, 2013, 02:44:10 AM
Don't listen to Thork.  He never knows what he's talking about, no matter if it's physical fitness, things that Google does, or effective comedy/comedy marketing.
Shush. Don't be jelly of my advice giving skills.

Youtube rules and suggestions..
Yeah, you pretty much hit the nail on the head. However, We don't really want to sell ourselves to Youtube. Making videos basically started because my friends brother had equipment and we had ideas. The intention was never to "win Youtube". Rather, it was to make something that is both interesting/entertaining and of high quality for a lot of people to see. That said, success on Youtube is a success everywhere on the internet. So, if I want people to see it, being successful on Youtube will help... Eh I don't know. Maybe I'm tricking myself, but I think there is a pretty large group of people that appreciates quality on Youtube, and I guess that's what we're trying to exploit.
My feelings about the video..
Yeah, I had some qualms about the beginning as well. I was worried that too much time was spent before they got outdoors. The action was the focal point. The dialogue in the beginning could've been shorter, and as you said, more natural. And I guess there does need to be a hook. The idea for this one was at first shooting somebody with a bow, and then a gun, and a couple other concepts. We had to build a plot around that to give it some context. As a result, I guess the indoor dialogue could be seen as boring.

Thank you for your comments Thirnk.


I'm just saying you should have made some youtube changes.

(http://i39.tinypic.com/e2drs.jpg)
^ Now its a thumbnail I'd click on.

The scout wasn't harpooned. He was shot with a bow. So now its something I might also comment on.

I'm not saying compromise your artistic integrity. I'm saying wise up to youtube and don't be afraid to make the odd video to 'showcase your channel' to draw new viewers.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on May 24, 2013, 01:48:53 PM
Shush. Don't be jelly of my advice giving skills.
Your advice always sucks, and I hate you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 30, 2013, 03:13:29 AM
I have been slightly disappointed and confused to find that you can buy a better selection of teas in supermarkets in Finland than in England. What the hell?! And there is almost no loose-leaf teas in the supermarket (tesco), do English people not use tea pots anymore?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on May 30, 2013, 06:18:39 AM
I have been slightly disappointed and confused to find that you can buy a better selection of teas in supermarkets in Finland than in England. What the hell?! And there is almost no loose-leaf teas in the supermarket (tesco), do English people not use tea pots anymore?
The English are cracked teapots.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 30, 2013, 06:42:51 AM
You put tea bags in them innit!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on May 30, 2013, 08:27:04 AM
Iced Tea> Hot Tea
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 30, 2013, 08:34:20 AM
Iced Tea> Hot Tea

QFT
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 30, 2013, 09:30:14 AM
Quoted For Tea
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on May 30, 2013, 04:28:06 PM
Quite False Text
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 30, 2013, 04:45:37 PM
Iced Tea> Hot Tea

That.  Drink a iced tea everyday please!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 30, 2013, 04:46:51 PM
Iced Tea> Hot Tea

That.  Drink a iced tea everyday please!
Done for today.

Quite False Text
Do you have any evidence to support your outlandish claim?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on May 30, 2013, 05:00:54 PM
Iced Tea> Hot Tea

That.  Drink a iced tea everyday please!
Done for today.

Quite False Text
Do you have any evidence to support your outlandish claim?


The only concession I could make is that iced tea is greater in quantity as Americans liberally pour this sugar-packed drink down their gullets like they are attempting to quench the untamable fires of Vulcan. The act is almost tantalean, if you'll forgive the anachronistic juxtaposition, as each drop (in a very flat-earth maths way) makes the drinker yearn for two more in a devastating positive feedback loop that ends in diabetes and Honey Boo Boo's of terror rascaling across this once proud nation.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 30, 2013, 05:06:05 PM
Iced tea is literally juice
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on May 30, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Iced Tea> Hot Tea

That.  Drink a iced tea everyday please!
Done for today.

Quite False Text
Do you have any evidence to support your outlandish claim?


The only concession I could make is that iced tea is greater in quantity as Americans liberally pour this sugar-packed drink down their gullets like they are attempting to quench the untamable fires of Vulcan. The act is almost tantalean, if you'll forgive the anachronistic juxtaposition, as each drop (in a very flat-earth maths way) makes the drinker yearn for two more in a devastating positive feedback loop that ends in diabetes and Honey Boo Boo's of terror rascaling across this once proud nation.
That was fantastic.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 30, 2013, 05:43:53 PM
Iced Tea> Hot Tea

That.  Drink a iced tea everyday please!
Done for today.

Quite False Text
Do you have any evidence to support your outlandish claim?


The only concession I could make is that iced tea is greater in quantity as Americans liberally pour this sugar-packed drink down their gullets like they are attempting to quench the untamable fires of Vulcan. The act is almost tantalean, if you'll forgive the anachronistic juxtaposition, as each drop (in a very flat-earth maths way) makes the drinker yearn for two more in a devastating positive feedback loop that ends in diabetes and Honey Boo Boo's of terror rascaling across this once proud nation.

I only drink unsweetened teas, sometimes with a lime wedge.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 30, 2013, 06:13:15 PM
Or lime wedge.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 30, 2013, 06:15:04 PM
Or lime wedge.

Wanted to test that.  When I post the word referring to a yellow citrus fruit, it auto-edits to a green citrus fruit.  What an odd occurrence.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 30, 2013, 06:58:41 PM
Or lime wedge.

Wanted to test that.  When I post the word referring to a yellow citrus fruit, it auto-edits to a green citrus fruit.  What an odd occurrence.

lemon

I can do it with no problem.  ???
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 30, 2013, 07:04:05 PM
lemon

Maybe he is messing with us?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 30, 2013, 07:16:20 PM
lemon

Maybe he is messing with us?

I wish that were the case.

(http://i.imgur.com/fXP349q.png)

It lets me quote it, though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 30, 2013, 07:27:34 PM
It could have something to do with your auto-correct or something.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 30, 2013, 07:31:52 PM
It could have something to do with your auto-correct or something.

Yeah, I have tried a bunch of thing to ensure I am not crazy.  3 different browsers, no auto correct, changing the forum theme, flushing cache, and more.  No dice, limes (l3mons) are limes for me at TFES.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on May 30, 2013, 07:36:05 PM
Sounds like you have some sort of malware. Do you have any antivirus software?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 30, 2013, 07:36:51 PM
Try rebooting your computer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 30, 2013, 07:42:34 PM
I've narrowed to malware as well.  A very specific malware that changes one word at one forum I am a member of.  I did the basics:

chkdsk /r
defrag
format c:\
whoami
hostname
netstat
arp
ipconfig /flushdns & /registerdns

Although I use a MacBook so most of these don't do anything.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Secret User on May 30, 2013, 07:55:16 PM
I don't understand why you're having such a problem. I can say lemon just fine  ???
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 30, 2013, 08:02:58 PM
I don't understand why you're having such a problem. I can say lemon just fine  ???

Got it all figured out, thanks.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 30, 2013, 08:06:01 PM
Back to the primary topic of the moment, which is that sweet tea is gross.  Sophisticated people drink unsweet tea with a goddamn wedge of lemon or lime.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 30, 2013, 08:22:01 PM
I am baffled as to how you quoted jroa saying the word and still didn't understand how to do it yourself.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on May 30, 2013, 08:26:56 PM
I am baffled as to how you quoted jroa saying the word and still didn't understand how to do it yourself.

I just wasn't paying attention the first time.  I went back and examined the posts and figured it out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 30, 2013, 08:51:53 PM
I usually drink iced tea plain.  Not even with lemon.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on May 31, 2013, 12:16:43 AM
I never drink my coffee with lemon
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 31, 2013, 04:17:24 AM
I drink hot tea because that is real tea.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on May 31, 2013, 09:01:05 AM
I like to drink Earl Grey with just honey and lime, no milk. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on May 31, 2013, 09:08:09 AM
Iced tea is literally juice
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on May 31, 2013, 09:12:35 AM
I usually drink iced tea plain.  Not even with lemon.
Iced tea is literally juice
Many Americans tend to make tea, put it in the fridge, add ice cubes, and call it iced tea. It is not necessarily juice.

Also, lime.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on May 31, 2013, 08:38:46 PM
Many Americans tend to make tea, put it in the fridge, add ice cubes, and call it iced tea. It is not necessarily juice.

I'm not sure what you're getting at.  Is that not iced tea?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 31, 2013, 08:57:01 PM
I don't get it either, do people in other countries consider the powdered shit to be "real" iced tea?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 31, 2013, 09:05:11 PM
DRINK A TEA EVERYDAY PLEASE!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on June 01, 2013, 03:54:53 PM
I'm not sure what you're getting at.  Is that not iced tea?
I'm not getting at anything. I'm merely trying to act as a medium here. Most Europeans never had "real" ice(d) tea, and the name is most commonly used to refer to a Lipton/Nestlé product with something like 2% of actual tea in it (cf. Blanko's "literally juice").

(http://www.eurobeverages.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/file_141.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 01, 2013, 04:02:35 PM
This is what I make iced tea from http://shop.tetleyusa.com/Iced-Tea-Blend/c/Tetley@IcedTea (http://shop.tetleyusa.com/Iced-Tea-Blend/c/Tetley@IcedTea)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 01, 2013, 05:38:26 PM
I'm not sure what you're getting at.  Is that not iced tea?
I'm not getting at anything. I'm merely trying to act as a medium here. Most Europeans never had "real" ice(d) tea, and the name is most commonly used to refer to a Lipton/Nestlé product with something like 2% of actual tea in it (cf. Blanko's "literally juice").

(http://www.eurobeverages.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/file_141.jpg)

I occasionally drink those, but I normally drink the real stuff. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 06, 2013, 06:43:14 AM
Tropical storm Andrea is here. I'm glad I don't live in a swamp.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 06, 2013, 07:40:40 AM
Thunder storm here. Decided to hit right when we were stuck out on the lake (the boat had run out of petrol) :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 06, 2013, 11:34:33 PM
Tropical storm Andrea is here. I'm glad I don't live in a swamp.
It's heading straight for me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 07, 2013, 09:36:22 AM
Tropical storm Andrea is here. I'm glad I don't live in a swamp.
It's heading straight for me.

I'm getting it right now.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on June 07, 2013, 09:59:32 AM
No tropical storm for me today, just this:

(http://i.imgur.com/WzQTRRF.png)

That is 42.8 C for you non-imperialists.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 07, 2013, 10:11:01 AM
I'll take the rain over the 100+ temps, thank you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on June 07, 2013, 01:12:11 PM
It's been raining in Maryland all day, supposed to rain until tonight. :'(...But sunny tomorrow :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on June 07, 2013, 01:15:25 PM
I'll take the rain over the 100+ temps, thank you.

Me too, and it is only getting hotter  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on June 08, 2013, 01:10:34 AM
No tropical storm for me today, just this:

(http://i.imgur.com/WzQTRRF.png)

That is 42.8 C for you non-imperialists.

Your weather prediction provider lacks an understanding of probability. I recommend finding another.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 08, 2013, 04:34:33 PM
The other day at work, I was riding up the elevator after grabbing some groceries from across the street. This big black guy that works on my floor said, "are you eating again? You just had lunch." And I said no, that I was just grabbing a snack to keep at my desk and some milk for my tea. Then he asked if I was English.

I lol'd but inside my Anglophile heart was pleased.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on June 08, 2013, 07:28:28 PM
You are lucky to have made it out of the elevator alive.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 09, 2013, 04:01:17 AM
I think I might have had an asthma attack on friday, not really sure, guess I should go to the doctor.

Milk in your tea is disgusting rooster
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 09, 2013, 04:15:38 AM
I think I might have had an asthma attack on friday, not really sure, guess I should go to the doctor.

Milk in your tea is disgusting rooster

Gayer, I am not a doctor, but I can pretend to be.  What were your symptoms? 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 09, 2013, 04:26:46 AM
I think I might have had an asthma attack on friday, not really sure, guess I should go to the doctor.

Milk in your tea is disgusting rooster

Gayer, I am not a doctor, but I can pretend to be.  What were your symptoms?

Coughing constantly (loud chest-wracking dry cough), tightness in chest and lungs felt like they were full of a tickly fog that would clear briefly when I coughed and then I could breathe but then it would fill up again. Went on for a couple hours getting worse and worse til I got home and used someone's ventolin inhaler a few times.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 09, 2013, 05:03:32 AM
I think I might have had an asthma attack on friday, not really sure, guess I should go to the doctor.

Milk in your tea is disgusting rooster

Gayer, I am not a doctor, but I can pretend to be.  What were your symptoms?

Coughing constantly (loud chest-wracking dry cough), tightness in chest and lungs felt like they were full of a tickly fog that would clear briefly when I coughed and then I could breathe but then it would fill up again. Went on for a couple hours getting worse and worse til I got home and used someone's ventolin inhaler a few times.

Sounds like a lack of beer to me.  Drink a 12 pack and call me in the morning. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 09, 2013, 05:15:18 AM
I think I might have had an asthma attack on friday, not really sure, guess I should go to the doctor.

Milk in your tea is disgusting rooster

Gayer, I am not a doctor, but I can pretend to be.  What were your symptoms?

Coughing constantly (loud chest-wracking dry cough), tightness in chest and lungs felt like they were full of a tickly fog that would clear briefly when I coughed and then I could breathe but then it would fill up again. Went on for a couple hours getting worse and worse til I got home and used someone's ventolin inhaler a few times.

Sounds like a lack of beer to me.  Drink a 12 pack and call me in the morning.

Good advice. I will do so.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 09, 2013, 07:50:02 AM
I like milk in my black tea.  :(


I don't know that coughing is the norm for an asthma attack. Wheezing and gasping for air definitely is though. But I have no idea what that could have been. Possibly an allergy attack?



Working in downtown Nashville during CMA fest is terrible. I've never seen so many cowboy boots.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on June 09, 2013, 09:17:39 AM
I think I might have had an asthma attack on friday, not really sure, guess I should go to the doctor.

Milk in your tea is disgusting rooster

Tea without milk is disgusting. In the UK it's odd not to have milk in your tea.

Did the Ventolin inhaler help? Coughing and a tight chest can be a sign of an asthma attack. You may be allergic to something.

I have an asthma attack if I disturb a lot of dust.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 09, 2013, 10:57:34 AM
So I'm using PP's old computer that his friend was previously using. For some reason, neither of them wiped the hard drive. If I were a lesser person I would have taken advantage of his email and flatearth accounts.

Such a careless boy, PP! This is why your facebook is hacked so frequently.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on June 09, 2013, 11:05:34 AM
My Facebook is only "hacked" when I leave it open in the same room as a bunch of other idiots.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 09, 2013, 11:09:41 AM
My Facebook is only "hacked" when I leave it open in the same room as a bunch of other idiots.
So careless. (-.-')
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 09, 2013, 12:22:11 PM
I think I might have had an asthma attack on friday, not really sure, guess I should go to the doctor.

Milk in your tea is disgusting rooster

Tea without milk is disgusting. In the UK it's odd not to have milk in your tea.

Did the Ventolin inhaler help? Coughing and a tight chest can be a sign of an asthma attack. You may be allergic to something.

I have an asthma attack if I disturb a lot of dust.

Yeah it helped after 4 puffs. Had to take 10 puffs this morning though to stop the coughing and chest fogginess. There's lots of pollen in the air so could be that. And friday night it got really bad after I sat next to a fire when we were grilling.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 09, 2013, 12:29:29 PM
I think I might have had an asthma attack on friday, not really sure, guess I should go to the doctor.

Milk in your tea is disgusting rooster

Tea without milk is disgusting. In the UK it's odd not to have milk in your tea.

Did the Ventolin inhaler help? Coughing and a tight chest can be a sign of an asthma attack. You may be allergic to something.

I have an asthma attack if I disturb a lot of dust.

Yeah it helped after 4 puffs. Had to take 10 puffs this morning though to stop the coughing and chest fogginess. There's lots of pollen in the air so could be that. And friday night it got really bad after I sat next to a fire when we were grilling.
Smoke does make it harder to breathe.

You might want to check with a doctor. This could just be an air quality problem rather than legitimate asthma. My mom has asthma and it's just difficult for her to breathe no matter what so I have no idea what different levels would be like.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 09, 2013, 12:42:11 PM
I think I might have had an asthma attack on friday, not really sure, guess I should go to the doctor.

Milk in your tea is disgusting rooster

Tea without milk is disgusting. In the UK it's odd not to have milk in your tea.

Did the Ventolin inhaler help? Coughing and a tight chest can be a sign of an asthma attack. You may be allergic to something.

I have an asthma attack if I disturb a lot of dust.

Yeah it helped after 4 puffs. Had to take 10 puffs this morning though to stop the coughing and chest fogginess. There's lots of pollen in the air so could be that. And friday night it got really bad after I sat next to a fire when we were grilling.
Smoke does make it harder to breathe.

You might want to check with a doctor. This could just be an air quality problem rather than legitimate asthma. My mom has asthma and it's just difficult for her to breathe no matter what so I have no idea what different levels would be like.

Yeah gonna go see the doctor tomorrow and see what he says. I was prescribed a steroid inhaler last time I had this cough (came after a bad cold and this after laryngitis) and it did get rid of it but don't know if the doctor actually suspected asthma or not.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 10, 2013, 02:14:26 AM
Happened again last night and had to go to hospital. Damn cough  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 10, 2013, 02:56:27 AM
Eddy Baby is back in Sheffield and is off to Bradford(istan) tonight!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 10, 2013, 03:02:53 AM
Fun times?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 10, 2013, 03:05:55 AM
Fun times will be had by all! (me)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 10, 2013, 03:36:33 AM
Huzzah!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 10, 2013, 06:20:19 AM
I hope you get better Gayer you are my favourite ex-pat in Finland
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 10, 2013, 06:21:09 AM
yeah, gaygay!  Get better!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 10, 2013, 07:11:39 AM
Feeling a lot better today actually, much less coughing than the last few days. Going to the doc on thursday for asthma tests as the doctor last night wasn't sure if it was or not because my oxygen levels were so good but gave me that asthma medicine anyway as it worked.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 10, 2013, 02:32:55 PM
Oh, Gayer, I hope it's nothing serious.   :(

On a lighter note, I was just in the middle of a tornado.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on June 10, 2013, 04:04:53 PM
On a lighter note, I was just in the middle of a tornado.

I hear the middle of the tornado is the place to be to stay safe.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 10, 2013, 04:06:28 PM
On a lighter note, I was just in the middle of a tornado.

I hear the middle of the tornado is the place to be to stay safe.

ha ha ha
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 10, 2013, 04:09:21 PM
A tornado doesn't sound like too much fun. Glad we don't get crazy weather over here. Please don't blow away in the wind Roundy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on June 10, 2013, 04:09:25 PM
ha ha ha
I usually read everything you write in the tone of Abed/Evil Abed.  I can't really do it with this one.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 10, 2013, 04:42:32 PM
A tornado doesn't sound like too much fun. Glad we don't get crazy weather over here. Please don't blow away in the wind Roundy.

We don't usually get crazy weather here, either.  Weatherwise I'm situated in a pretty ideal location.  This was really freaky.

When I realized what was going on I was scared shitless.  I was in a building surrounded by huge plate glass windows and my cubicle is right in front of one of them.  I guess the windows are pretty sturdy though (or the wind just wasn't strong enough to break them) because none of them shattered.

There were trees in the parking lot where I work that snapped like twigs (thin ones, but still).  A couple larger trees came down, along with a power line (I think, I didn't get a close look), right outside of my building.

This is now the second tornado I've experienced in my lifetime.  The first was back in '88 when I was living in a little country town south of here called Smyrna.  A huge oak tree was uprooted in my backyard.  My dad (6 feet tall) would stand in the hole and the top would be over his head.  Ha ha.  If things had been slightly different, it could have fallen on my house and crushed me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 10, 2013, 04:55:25 PM
A tornado doesn't sound like too much fun. Glad we don't get crazy weather over here. Please don't blow away in the wind Roundy.

We don't usually get crazy weather here, either.  Weatherwise I'm situated in a pretty ideal location.  This was really freaky.

When I realized what was going on I was scared shitless.  I was in a building surrounded by huge plate glass windows and my cubicle is right in front of one of them.  I guess the windows are pretty sturdy though (or the wind just wasn't strong enough to break them) because none of them shattered.

There were trees in the parking lot where I work that snapped like twigs (thin ones, but still).  A couple larger trees came down, along with a power line (I think, I didn't get a close look), right outside of my building.

This is now the second tornado I've experienced in my lifetime.  The first was back in '88 when I was living in a little country town south of here called Smyrna.  A huge oak tree was uprooted in my backyard.  My dad (6 feet tall) would stand in the hole and the top would be over his head.  Ha ha.  If things had been slightly different, it could have fallen on my house and crushed me.

Thats pretty scary stuff. Glad you didn't get blown away (or crushed by a tree)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 10, 2013, 04:58:58 PM
That's also the second weird weather thing that's happened since I started working in that building.  The first one was an earthquake a couple years ago.  It was minor, but it was a completely alien thing, so it was scary.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 10, 2013, 05:15:51 PM
Blame the building
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Nomad on June 11, 2013, 05:58:23 AM
hi
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 11, 2013, 08:28:43 AM
HI NOMAD!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on June 11, 2013, 09:05:47 AM
Someone just tried to reset my password. I'm vaguely creeped out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 11, 2013, 09:08:35 AM
Someone just tried to reset my password. I'm vaguely creeped out.

There's a thread about it in CN. You are not alone!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on June 11, 2013, 01:35:51 PM
I got a new job as a billing analyst and I can assure you, it's exactly as exciting as it sounds.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on June 11, 2013, 08:43:40 PM
I just got a job as a sailing instructor at a yacht club. It's also as exciting as it sounds.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 11, 2013, 08:46:12 PM
I just got a job as a sailing instructor at a yacht club. It's also as exciting as it sounds.

I have no idea what that's supposed to sound like.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 12, 2013, 07:25:19 AM
I just got a job as a sailing instructor at a yacht club. It's also as exciting as it sounds.

I thought you were some kind of scientist.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on June 12, 2013, 08:45:45 AM
I just got a job as a sailing instructor at a yacht club. It's also as exciting as it sounds.

I have no idea what that's supposed to sound like.
It sounds like mom and dad are loaded.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 12, 2013, 11:14:18 AM
I just got a job as a sailing instructor at a yacht club. It's also as exciting as it sounds.

I have no idea what that's supposed to sound like.
It sounds like mom and dad are loaded.

He said he was an instructor.  That doesn't mean he owns the yachts.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on June 12, 2013, 11:53:18 AM
I just got a job as a sailing instructor at a yacht club. It's also as exciting as it sounds.

I thought you were some kind of scientist.

I'm 17. I do scientific research as an intern with Drexel University, but I don't get paid for it. I exaggerate slightly when I'm in the upper fora.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 12, 2013, 12:15:28 PM
So you were a scientist in the sense that I was a cop.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on June 12, 2013, 12:34:38 PM
So you were a scientist in the sense that I was a cop.

Pretty much.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 12, 2013, 12:37:54 PM
I exaggerate slightly when I'm in the upper fora.
:o
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on June 12, 2013, 05:01:40 PM
I just got a job as a sailing instructor at a yacht club. It's also as exciting as it sounds.

I thought you were some kind of scientist.

I'm 17. I do scientific research as an intern with Drexel University, but I don't get paid for it. I exaggerate slightly when I'm in the upper fora.
My son goes to Drexel.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on June 12, 2013, 05:56:05 PM
My son goes to Drexel.

(http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a558/velvetbleu/congratulations016_zps000c2b4d.gif)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 12, 2013, 08:07:56 PM
My son goes to Drexel.

(http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a558/velvetbleu/congratulations016_zps000c2b4d.gif)

This is your best post yet.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 13, 2013, 02:01:32 AM
It's probably the best ever post
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 13, 2013, 07:16:27 AM
My cough is getting better, guess the codeine syrup is working :) Still testing for asthma though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 17, 2013, 11:43:52 AM
Ævan ... man of steel.

So I started a new job today. Something with computers. I cycled to work. It was 10 miles each way. I have the most awesome commute. I end up cycling down a cycle route for about 7 of those miles and its right along the river. Took about 40 mins and was fairly leisurely. No lights, roundabouts, hills, traffic. Its an easy 10 miles.

Tomorrow I will cycle 4 miles to the lake, swim 2-3 miles around the lake, cycle the other 6 miles to work (the lake happens to be on the way) and then veg in front of the computer before cycling home after some rest, food and probably a bit of work.

In other news, I bought a new bike today. Its going to be 3-5 days before it arrives. A little bit of wee leaked out as I pressed order. Am excited! :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on June 17, 2013, 12:17:42 PM
That sounds like a pleasant way to start a day. I'm contemplating getting a bike but to do so in my city is a health risk. There's miles and miles of bike lanes that motorists treat as an extra long turn lane.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 17, 2013, 12:24:08 PM
Driving that route would be hell on earth and take about an hour. I'd have to use the motorway.

Using the train would also take longer because the bike can't come on the train so I have to leave it at the station and walk the rest of the way when I alight.


As crazy as it sounds, I think cycling is the fastest way to make 10 miles in rush hour where I live. Its also such a nice route and is not along any roads. The motorway runs parallel but is about 300 yards the other side of the river, so you can't even hear the traffic. The route itself goes through a nature reserve, so no cars at all.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on June 17, 2013, 01:02:43 PM
Does your work have a shower?

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 17, 2013, 01:19:15 PM
Does your work have a shower?
No, so I'll fly down to the lake, have my swim, shower there and then pootle the rest of the way. Also my work doesn't seem to have any dress code at all, so I'll likely do it in 3/4 shorts and a T-shirt tomorrow.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 17, 2013, 02:15:40 PM
If you do 10 casual miles and sweat, that means your gay
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 17, 2013, 03:26:15 PM
Why do you keep getting hired for jobs you aren't qualified for?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crudblud on June 17, 2013, 04:30:28 PM
Why do you keep getting hired for jobs you aren't qualified for?
Perhaps he's good at interviews. I've held positions I was not technically qualified for based on interviews alone.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 18, 2013, 01:13:23 AM
I'm not qualified to be alive but look at me now
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on June 18, 2013, 04:34:55 AM
Driving that route would be hell on earth and take about an hour. I'd have to use the motorway.

Incorrect.

England has an Emergency Diversion Route between every two adjacent junctions on every motorway:
http://www.cbrd.co.uk/indepth/edr/ (http://www.cbrd.co.uk/indepth/edr/)

These routes enable motorists to find their way back onto the motorway if a section needs to be closed for any reason. It also means that for every section of motorway in England, there exists some reasonably direct alternative route which is not a motorway. There is no circumstance under which one could be driving in England and need to use a motorway to reach a certain destination, regardless of what that destination might be.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on June 18, 2013, 08:43:41 AM
So I am going to the chiropractor tomorrow.  :(

I can't twist or arch my lower back without incredible pain. Ibuprofen does nothing, and I can't even do simple tasks like putting socks on... Too much bending.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 18, 2013, 10:32:54 AM
Do it yer sen
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 18, 2013, 01:35:01 PM
Revisited might as well be a reunion of Revival

The two guys who basically carried Fogerty's bags are not a reunion of Revival.

I stand by this.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 19, 2013, 06:47:11 AM
Revisited might as well be a reunion of Revival

The two guys who basically carried Fogerty's bags are not a reunion of Revival.

I stand by this.
If it doesn't include Fogerty, then it isn't really a proper reunion.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 19, 2013, 08:50:44 AM
Revisited might as well be a reunion of Revival

The two guys who basically carried Fogerty's bags are not a reunion of Revival.

I stand by this.
If it doesn't include Fogerty, then it isn't really a proper reunion.

You are wise.  Fogerty was a poor leader and an even worse businessman, but he was the talent of the band.  Nobody gave a shit about the two random shmucks who tagged along after him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 19, 2013, 05:04:02 PM
Right, Fogerty pretty much /was/ CCR. Sure, there were other members, but Fogerty was the one who made the band what it is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 19, 2013, 05:07:10 PM
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IAmTheBand (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IAmTheBand)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 19, 2013, 05:10:02 PM
Accurate. Another good example of this would be Electric Light Orchestra. A couple of the members tried to revive it, but without Jeff Lynne it wasn't a very good effort in my opinion.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 19, 2013, 05:12:40 PM
Who are you, mysterious underscore man?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 19, 2013, 05:14:46 PM
I've been hanging out on IRC for a few months now but I only bothered to post recently.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 19, 2013, 05:51:44 PM
You need a name.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 19, 2013, 05:57:28 PM
Doesn't _ count?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 19, 2013, 06:13:16 PM
No, you need a simple, easily-pronounceable name.  I suggest "Thork."
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 19, 2013, 06:22:07 PM
I am not that gullible, I know who Thork is. But if _ isn't easy enough to pronounce, I also go by "Noah".
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 19, 2013, 06:45:57 PM
Noah problem, I can call you that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 19, 2013, 08:52:04 PM
Alright, then.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 19, 2013, 10:17:13 PM
Ask _ about his mother.  He loves to talk about her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 19, 2013, 10:24:42 PM
I am not entirely sure that it isn't you who loves to talk about her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 19, 2013, 11:27:23 PM
I love it when you talk about your mom.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 19, 2013, 11:40:06 PM
I know you do. You have made that quite obvious.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 19, 2013, 11:47:41 PM
Your mom is a porno queen.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 20, 2013, 12:11:28 AM
What does that make you?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on June 20, 2013, 12:21:13 AM
A king.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 20, 2013, 12:25:50 AM
That makes me a prince. It has already been established that you are my father.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 20, 2013, 07:28:10 AM
This isn't funny.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on June 20, 2013, 07:29:18 AM
This isn't funny.

hi :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 20, 2013, 03:30:24 PM
_ is a penguin, I've decided empirically
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 20, 2013, 05:40:47 PM
You decided that too quickly.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 21, 2013, 05:33:48 AM
It's ok I'm dead fickle, I might love you in a day or so
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 21, 2013, 10:22:16 AM
I am not that gullible, I know who Thork is. But if _ isn't easy enough to pronounce, I also go by "Noah".
Yes, and I know who you are.  >:(

 You are an animation student from Canada, aren't you? Don't think you can pull the wool over my eyes! >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 21, 2013, 11:17:09 AM
I'm not an Animation student, and I'm not from Canada. So no. What the hell are you talking about?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 21, 2013, 11:21:10 AM
I'm not an Animation student, and I'm not from Canada. So no. What the hell are you talking about?
Meh. Wrong butthurt noob.
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,56532.msg1412893.html#msg1412893 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,56532.msg1412893.html#msg1412893)
Noel/Noah. Same difference.

I don't care who the hell you are.  >o<

 >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 21, 2013, 11:25:48 AM
Yeah, that isn't me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 21, 2013, 11:28:02 AM
Yeah, that isn't me.
I know that now, Noah! >o<

So which butthurt noob are you?

Oh forget it! I really don't care. We have too many of you unwashed noobs.  You are all the same. "The earth is rond and you are dum!" >o<


 >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 21, 2013, 11:28:47 AM
I am the "butthurt noob" from IRC.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 21, 2013, 11:30:02 AM
I am the "butthurt noob" from IRC.

Nobody finds FES from the IRC. You had an account before. I probably hated that version of you too.  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 21, 2013, 11:31:18 AM
I didn't find FES from the IRC,  but I went in there before I started posting.

Also, you are very offensive. ;'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 21, 2013, 11:48:23 AM
You've already given him too much attention.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 21, 2013, 11:48:39 AM
Thork's lost it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 21, 2013, 11:50:09 AM
Thork's lost it.
don't side with the bloody noobs. What the hell is wrong with you? You are making a mockery of this site!  >o<


You've already given him too much attention.
Agreed. If we ignore it, hopefully it will go away.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 21, 2013, 11:51:38 AM
Thork's lost it.
Yes, he has.


Space Cowgirl: are you saying that Thork has given me too much attention, or that I have given him to much attention?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 21, 2013, 11:53:37 AM
 >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 21, 2013, 12:01:36 PM
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That's better. Scare it away with some moar of those.

 >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 21, 2013, 12:03:36 PM
I'm sure he's terrified. _ has been an IRC regular for months, but you're only weeks old, Ævan.  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 21, 2013, 12:08:37 PM
Yeah, who the hell is Ævan? What a dumb noob.  >o< >o< >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 21, 2013, 12:11:51 PM
I'm sure he's terrified. _ has been an IRC regular for months, but you're only weeks old, Ævan.  >o<
Now look. You are encouraging it. You can't keep it. Its not house broken and has been leaving shit all over the forum! >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 21, 2013, 12:14:47 PM
Thork, you leave shit all over the forum with every post you make!  >o< Hypocrite!  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 21, 2013, 12:15:42 PM
Thork, you leave shit all over the forum with every post you make!  >o< Hypocrite!  >o<

Who's Thork? There's no one named Thork here. Ævan is just a noob, and we have no reason to listen to him.  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 21, 2013, 12:20:00 PM
Good point.

Who cares what a week old user says?  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on June 21, 2013, 12:31:59 PM
Let's stop calling Ævan Thork. It's getting to his head and making him even more insufferable.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 21, 2013, 12:34:23 PM
In fact, why don't we just ignore him altogether? All he does is whine like a baby.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 21, 2013, 03:44:17 PM
Thork's lost it.
Yes, he has.


Space Cowgirl: are you saying that Thork has given me too much attention, or that I have given him to much attention?

You have given him too much attention, obvsly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 21, 2013, 06:07:44 PM
Valid point. We are just feeding the attention seeker.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 21, 2013, 06:09:24 PM
Valid point. We are just feeding the attention seeker.

There is much you have to learn, young one.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on June 21, 2013, 06:20:20 PM
Over the last few months I've come to realize that about a third of the people I'm close to are suicidal, and it really sucks.

On a brighter note, I just got out of school for the year.

See? I defuse Thork's bawwing with some of my own. Let's see how successful it is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 21, 2013, 06:36:13 PM
Over the last few months I've come to realize that about a third of the people I'm close to are suicidal, and it really sucks.

Emo Party!

Emo Party - mc chris (http://#)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on June 21, 2013, 08:23:51 PM
Over the last few months I've come to realize that about a third of the people I'm close to are suicidal, and it really sucks.
How old are your friends? Assuming they're around your age, "suicidal tendencies" are pretty common.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 21, 2013, 10:03:31 PM
Over the last few months I've come to realize that about a third of the people I'm close to are suicidal, and it really sucks.
Have you ever stopped and realised that the common denominator for all these suicidal people ... is you?

On a brighter note, I just got out of school for the year.

(http://katemalinoski.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/stay-in-school.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on June 22, 2013, 03:24:33 AM
Ævan, shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 22, 2013, 03:47:09 AM
Ævan, shut the fuck up.
:'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 22, 2013, 03:49:21 AM
inb4 gets his account deleted again
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on June 22, 2013, 04:04:27 AM
inb4 Adolf Hipster turns out to also be Thork
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on June 22, 2013, 07:39:01 AM
Over the last few months I've come to realize that about a third of the people I'm close to are suicidal, and it really sucks.
How old are your friends? Assuming they're around your age, "suicidal tendencies" are pretty common.

Not "suicidal tendencies", severe depressive disorder and on medication.  They aren't emo types, they're the type who disappears for two weeks and tells everyone they had pneumonia.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 22, 2013, 08:19:25 AM
Over the last few months I've come to realize that about a third of the people I'm close to are suicidal, and it really sucks.
How old are your friends? Assuming they're around your age, "suicidal tendencies" are pretty common.

Not "suicidal tendencies", severe depressive disorder and on medication.  They aren't emo types, they're the type who disappears for two weeks and tells everyone they had pneumonia.
Those were a some of my friends in HS too. Even my best friend was heavily medicated. Then her childhood best friend killed himself in TX. She handled it horribly and never even told her parents, in fact, her parents came to me to find out what was going on. She had been sen to a psych ward twice. Eventually I stopped talking to her because she couldn't grow up at all. She say in her room constantly smoking weed, couldn't drive, couldn't clean anything, and couldn't take her dog outside. She was a terribly negative and completely useless person. She sent me a message the other day and told me that she had changed a lot and didn't hate me. She looks like a fat lesbian now. The other girl I knew that was suicidal is obsessed with body modification and does weird alt club dancing now or something.

Anyway, definitely knew the kind of people you know. Get away from them. Like you said, they have severe disorders and there's just no helping them. They'll (maybe) grow into really strange and dysfunctional people.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 22, 2013, 10:40:05 AM
I knew no suicidal kids as a teenager. I also didn't know any kids who took ritalin or adarol. When I was at school, kids had acne and didn't take Roaccutane or similar. Putting up with spots and other childhood growing pains was part of life.

The USA heavily medicates its kids with psychosomatic drugs at every opportunity. I would guess this is largely because you have a private health system where it is in the interests of pharma companies to get you taking as many drugs as possible. I'm sure your doctors receive a commission or incentives in relation to prescriptions.

If you give children drugs that alter the chemistry of their brains, I'd imagine suicidal tenancies will increase. Somehow in US culture, the number of drugs you are on is seen as some sort of badge of honour. People brag long and hard about all the things the doctor has prescribed them. A magic bullet for any little annoyance. But as I told pizzaplanet earlier today, there is no such thing as a free lunch.



*The specific names of drugs is also banned on FES.  ::)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 22, 2013, 11:43:18 AM
OK, I feel bad now.


My friend (known him since I was 7) got married today. I was invited to the wedding and completely forgot. I just had no idea it was this weekend. I just saw his facebook status update. :(


It wasn't deliberate. I've just had so much on with starting a new job this week and I have been out a lot with new social circles and meeting business people for work opportunities and swimming in lakes and cycling 20 miles a day, and basically I have been so wrapped up in all the new things I am doing and where to be and what to do and have obliterated any routine I had, so I forgot his wedding.  :(


He even reserved me a seat on one of the important tables but he now lives 200 miles away and we don't speak all that often. It just fell out of my head.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on June 22, 2013, 11:48:47 AM
OK, I feel bad now.


My friend (known him since I was 7) got married today. I was invited to the wedding and completely forgot. I just had no idea it was this weekend. I just saw his facebook status update. :(


It wasn't deliberate. I've just had so much on with starting a new job this week and I have been out a lot with new social circles and meeting business people for work opportunities and swimming in lakes and cycling 20 miles a day, and basically I have been so wrapped up in all the new things I am doing and where to be and what to do and have obliterated any routine I had, so I forgot his wedding.  :(


He even reserved me a seat on one of the important tables but he now lives 200 miles away and we don't speak all that often. It just fell out of my head.

You are a terrible, self-important, friend.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on June 22, 2013, 12:13:55 PM
OK, I feel bad now.


My friend (known him since I was 7) got married today. I was invited to the wedding and completely forgot. I just had no idea it was this weekend. I just saw his facebook status update. :(


It wasn't deliberate. I've just had so much on with starting a new job this week and I have been out a lot with new social circles and meeting business people for work opportunities and swimming in lakes and cycling 20 miles a day, and basically I have been so wrapped up in all the new things I am doing and where to be and what to do and have obliterated any routine I had, so I forgot his wedding.  :(


He even reserved me a seat on one of the important tables but he now lives 200 miles away and we don't speak all that often. It just fell out of my head.

You are a terrible, self-important, friend.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 22, 2013, 12:19:33 PM
The comma after "self-important" was unnecessary.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on June 22, 2013, 12:20:29 PM
The comma after "self-important" was unnecessary.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on June 22, 2013, 12:21:43 PM
OK, I feel bad now.

Cymbalta may be right for you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on June 22, 2013, 12:23:03 PM
OK, I feel bad now.

Cymbalta may be right for you.
I'm disorganised. Not ill! >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on June 22, 2013, 12:28:20 PM
The comma after "self-important" was unnecessary.

So was "friend" I suppose.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on June 22, 2013, 02:45:01 PM
Over the last few months I've come to realize that about a third of the people I'm close to are suicidal, and it really sucks.
How old are your friends? Assuming they're around your age, "suicidal tendencies" are pretty common.

Not "suicidal tendencies", severe depressive disorder and on medication.  They aren't emo types, they're the type who disappears for two weeks and tells everyone they had pneumonia.
Those were a some of my friends in HS too. Even my best friend was heavily medicated. Then her childhood best friend killed himself in TX. She handled it horribly and never even told her parents, in fact, her parents came to me to find out what was going on. She had been sen to a psych ward twice. Eventually I stopped talking to her because she couldn't grow up at all. She say in her room constantly smoking weed, couldn't drive, couldn't clean anything, and couldn't take her dog outside. She was a terribly negative and completely useless person. She sent me a message the other day and told me that she had changed a lot and didn't hate me. She looks like a fat lesbian now. The other girl I knew that was suicidal is obsessed with body modification and does weird alt club dancing now or something.

Anyway, definitely knew the kind of people you know. Get away from them. Like you said, they have severe disorders and there's just no helping them. They'll (maybe) grow into really strange and dysfunctional people.

wow
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 22, 2013, 09:59:24 PM
So many typos, damn iPhone. But it's true from my experience. They just need therapy and the people I knew were terrible friends. So completely selfish and self absorbed to the point of making you feel like shit even when you're only trying to help. I did everything for this girl and she constantly belittled me and told me I didn't care. It was obviously all her insecurities coming out, but that's no excuse. I have no sympathy left for them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on June 23, 2013, 12:13:34 AM
Being one of those people, that's pretty...an incredibly shallow and ignorant assessment. I struggle with suicidal tendencies and depression, and while I wouldn't say I'm a good friend, I don't think I'm the soul-strangling banshee of misery you seemed to shove everyone into a stereotype of. I've had friends distance themselves or just altogether quit interacting with me because they think I'm a lost cause or because I've broke down around them/generally unloaded too much, but I eventually figured that out and I'm a lot more careful about that stuff now. Having friends suddenly just ditching me and/or giving up on me has done its share of damage, though. Yeah, I get that I/we shouldn't be anyone's responsibility to help, I guess 'cause I know what it's like and how much just sticking around for someone who feels like that can mean to them that I try to help people like that whenever I can, but still. No need to be so damn heartless about it and stick us all in one group and immediately deem that we're not worth being friends with or something.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on June 23, 2013, 01:28:15 AM
I think the salient point was negativity breeds negativity.

Also, I feel soul-strangled having interacted with you    ;)  (I'm kidding. Send me a song to listen to b/c I'm so far behind on "Now Playing" that I'm afraid to visit the thread)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on June 23, 2013, 01:44:09 AM
I think the salient point was negativity breeds negativity.
I think the issue is much more complicated than that. Not all types of negativity breed negativity, and some types of positivity breed negativity.

That said, I think both rooster and Supes are right, to a point. It's definitely unfair to label all depressed people as needy bastards who can never be good friends, but people who do happen to be needy bastards are probably not worth anyone's time, regardless of their self-esteem or mental health otherwise.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 23, 2013, 07:41:04 AM
Academic writing reads much better now I know that 'salient' doesn't mean 'salty'
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on June 23, 2013, 07:45:11 AM
I don't like being around negativity. (It's human nature I'm afraid)

If people are going to be miserable around me all the time I usually distance myself from them.

One thing that really annoys me are people who can easily change something about their life but don't and just carry on being depressed about it.

For instance, people who don't tidy their homes and get depressed about the mess, or people who are fat that don't exercise.

The saying "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink" comes to mind. You can't stay around the water hole forever waiting for the horse to drink.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 23, 2013, 07:49:39 AM
I think the salient point was negativity breeds negativity.
I think the issue is much more complicated than that. Not all types of negativity breed negativity, and some types of positivity breed negativity.

That said, I think both rooster and Supes are right, to a point. It's definitely unfair to label all depressed people as needy bastards who can never be good friends, but people who do happen to be needy bastards are probably not worth anyone's time, regardless of their self-esteem or mental health otherwise.
I meant specifically people who are medicated for serious depressive disorders. The friend I spoke of was bipolar, for example. People who just get depressed now and then are fine.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on June 23, 2013, 09:06:25 AM
I think the salient point was negativity breeds negativity.

Also, I feel soul-strangled having interacted with you    ;)  (I'm kidding. Send me a song to listen to b/c I'm so far behind on "Now Playing" that I'm afraid to visit the thread)

:P I will if you really want me to! Though I can't guarantee you'll like anything I send. :]


I think the salient point was negativity breeds negativity.
That said, I think both rooster and Supes are right, to a point. It's definitely unfair to label all depressed people as needy bastards who can never be good friends, but people who do happen to be needy bastards are probably not worth anyone's time, regardless of their self-esteem or mental health otherwise.

That I can agree with, to an extent. Not everyone's hopeless, and not everyone just thinks "will this person be any kind of a drag? If so, I don't want to be friends with them". Perhaps I was reading Rooster's post wrong, but I don't like the constant conflation of one (depression) with the other (desperate neediness and and unfriendliness). You can suffer from depression without being the kind of person she described in her former post.


I meant specifically people who are medicated for serious depressive disorders. The friend I spoke of was bipolar, for example. People who just get depressed now and then are fine.

I think that's still a vast, sweeping statement. I do not just get sad now and then, but I still think people are awesome and I try to be friendly.


Academic writing reads much better now I know that 'salient' doesn't mean 'salty'

Right?!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 23, 2013, 11:02:05 AM
She was definitely friendly and outgoing. She was just incapable of having a close healthy friendship. I hope you don't dump your insecurities on other people and make them feel like shit- make your problems their problems, project your shortcomings onto them, etc.

I'm sure there are people out there who handle it better than she did/does. But I for one would not ever get myself involved with someone so negative or insecure again, someone so unwilling to take responsibility.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on June 23, 2013, 01:13:20 PM
She was definitely friendly and outgoing. She was just incapable of having a close healthy friendship. I hope you don't dump your insecurities on other people and make them feel like shit- make your problems their problems, project your shortcomings onto them, etc.

I'm sure there are people out there who handle it better than she did/does. But I for one would not ever get myself involved with someone so negative or insecure again, someone so unwilling to take responsibility.

I don't. I open up to those who make it clear that they want to be of some sort of help, but that's about it. As soon as they make it clear they really don't want to hear any more of it or I get the feeling they don't want to (which can happen prematurely as I'm terrible at reading people), I shut up.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 23, 2013, 01:22:22 PM
She was definitely friendly and outgoing. She was just incapable of having a close healthy friendship. I hope you don't dump your insecurities on other people and make them feel like shit- make your problems their problems, project your shortcomings onto them, etc.

I'm sure there are people out there who handle it better than she did/does. But I for one would not ever get myself involved with someone so negative or insecure again, someone so unwilling to take responsibility.

I don't. I open up to those who make it clear that they want to be of some sort of help, but that's about it. As soon as they make it clear they really don't want to hear any more of it or I get the feeling they don't want to (which can happen prematurely as I'm terrible at reading people), I shut up.
I don't think you really understand. It's not that she talked about her issues, it's that she had such unhealthy issues. She just couldn't interact in a healthy way.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on June 23, 2013, 02:08:51 PM
inb4 Adolf Hipster turns out to also be Thork
You are too late..
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on June 23, 2013, 07:46:04 PM
But I for one would not ever get myself involved with someone so negative or insecure again, someone so unwilling to take responsibility.


Isn't there the danger here of failing to recognise the genuinely medical nature of these conditions in a lot of cases? I doubt you would talk in the same terms about someone with cancer, or a serious disability. If you acknowledge that mental-health disorders are just that, then it simply doesn't make sense to talk in terms of responsibility.


Now, I'm not trying to poo-poo your experiences here. It may well be that this person was not someone you could help, that her state of mind could only negatively affect yours, and that your continued attentions might only have made things worse. You're probably right about this person. I just think that talking about mental health issues in terms of 'responsibility' is very dangerous.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 23, 2013, 08:55:33 PM
But I for one would not ever get myself involved with someone so negative or insecure again, someone so unwilling to take responsibility.


Isn't there the danger here of failing to recognise the genuinely medical nature of these conditions in a lot of cases? I doubt you would talk in the same terms about someone with cancer, or a serious disability. If you acknowledge that mental-health disorders are just that, then it simply doesn't make sense to talk in terms of responsibility.


Now, I'm not trying to poo-poo your experiences here. It may well be that this person was not someone you could help, that her state of mind could only negatively affect yours, and that your continued attentions might only have made things worse. You're probably right about this person. I just think that talking about mental health issues in terms of 'responsibility' is very dangerous.
I was attached at the hip to this girl for 5 years. And by "take responsibility" I mean recognize your own insecurities and not force them on everyone else. For example, just because she may hate the idea of having a boyfriend because she couldn't get close to a guy in any meaningful way doesn't mean I should not date either. She thought that I was not invested in our friendship even though I'm the one who drove to her house (an hour away) every weekend because she was too scared to drive. This girl seriously thought that because I didn't want to kiss her feet, that I didn't love her (nope, definitely not kidding). She was just fucking crazy and only got worse by refusing to acknowledge her problems. That's what I mean by taking responsibility. It is an illness that she can't change on her own, but she needed to recognize that she had problems and stop trying to medicate/self medicate them away and blame everyone else for her unhappiness.

Even though she was my personal terrible experience, I also knew those just like her thanks to my fantastic alternative high school, who chased away everyone who tried to get close. Teenagers and young adults that are heavily medicated for mental illness are nearly impossible to be around and ultimately it's for the best to just not get involved.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 23, 2013, 10:03:11 PM
I think I'd prefer the crazies of the world to keep taking their medicine.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 23, 2013, 11:10:02 PM
The Bloke was(is) fairly mentally ill, he would always threaten to commit suicide if I left him and had paranoid delusions about our neighbours. It drove me crazy, only so much you can take of being around someone like that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on June 23, 2013, 11:18:54 PM
The Bloke was(is) fairly mentally ill, he would always threaten to commit suicide if I left him and had paranoid delusions about our neighbours. It drove me crazy, only so much you can take of being around someone like that.

And yet you considered him to be someone you wanted to raise a child with.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 24, 2013, 04:18:32 AM
The Bloke was(is) fairly mentally ill, he would always threaten to commit suicide if I left him and had paranoid delusions about our neighbours. It drove me crazy, only so much you can take of being around someone like that.

And yet you considered him to be someone you wanted to raise a child with.

She was an oops baby
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on June 24, 2013, 05:08:56 AM
The Bloke was(is) fairly mentally ill, he would always threaten to commit suicide if I left him and had paranoid delusions about our neighbours. It drove me crazy, only so much you can take of being around someone like that.

And yet you considered him to be someone you wanted to raise a child with.

She was an oops baby

I will be sure to send her a link to this post for her 18th birthday.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 24, 2013, 06:00:02 AM
The Bloke was(is) fairly mentally ill, he would always threaten to commit suicide if I left him and had paranoid delusions about our neighbours. It drove me crazy, only so much you can take of being around someone like that.

And yet you considered him to be someone you wanted to raise a child with.

She was an oops baby

I will be sure to send her a link to this post for her 18th birthday.

I write it in every birthday card already
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 24, 2013, 08:12:35 AM
The Bloke was(is) fairly mentally ill, he would always threaten to commit suicide if I left him and had paranoid delusions about our neighbours. It drove me crazy, only so much you can take of being around someone like that.

And the courts are okay with him having parental rights over Maria?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 24, 2013, 08:56:50 AM
The Bloke was(is) fairly mentally ill, he would always threaten to commit suicide if I left him and had paranoid delusions about our neighbours. It drove me crazy, only so much you can take of being around someone like that.

And the courts are okay with him having parental rights over Maria?

Yeah. He was investigated by the child welfare officers and clearly they decided he's ok. And actually he is now as he's been getting treatment for a bit and hasn't talked crazy in quite a while.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on June 24, 2013, 01:43:20 PM
But I for one would not ever get myself involved with someone so negative or insecure again, someone so unwilling to take responsibility.


Isn't there the danger here of failing to recognise the genuinely medical nature of these conditions in a lot of cases? I doubt you would talk in the same terms about someone with cancer, or a serious disability. If you acknowledge that mental-health disorders are just that, then it simply doesn't make sense to talk in terms of responsibility.


Now, I'm not trying to poo-poo your experiences here. It may well be that this person was not someone you could help, that her state of mind could only negatively affect yours, and that your continued attentions might only have made things worse. You're probably right about this person. I just think that talking about mental health issues in terms of 'responsibility' is very dangerous.
I was attached at the hip to this girl for 5 years. And by "take responsibility" I mean recognize your own insecurities and not force them on everyone else. For example, just because she may hate the idea of having a boyfriend because she couldn't get close to a guy in any meaningful way doesn't mean I should not date either. She thought that I was not invested in our friendship even though I'm the one who drove to her house (an hour away) every weekend because she was too scared to drive. This girl seriously thought that because I didn't want to kiss her feet, that I didn't love her (nope, definitely not kidding). She was just fucking crazy and only got worse by refusing to acknowledge her problems. That's what I mean by taking responsibility. It is an illness that she can't change on her own, but she needed to recognize that she had problems and stop trying to medicate/self medicate them away and blame everyone else for her unhappiness.

Even though she was my personal terrible experience, I also knew those just like her thanks to my fantastic alternative high school, who chased away everyone who tried to get close. Teenagers and young adults that are heavily medicated for mental illness are nearly impossible to be around and ultimately it's for the best to just not get involved.

Helping people too much can do harm than good sometimes, because they become too reliant on you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 24, 2013, 05:36:35 PM
I'll agree that she started relying too heavily on me, but I never tried to "help" her. I had no illusions towards that end.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on June 26, 2013, 04:52:06 PM
Today I found out that I need to have my wisdom teeth removed.  :(
However, the dentist seems to think they are responsible for my jaw cracking problems. It would be very nice if those problems go away, but I am pretty nervous.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on June 26, 2013, 04:58:29 PM
Today I found out that I need to have my wisdom teeth removed.  :(
However, the dentist seems to think they are responsible for my jaw cracking problems. It would be very nice if those problems go away, but I am pretty nervous.

I apparently have to get a lot of my toes broken by a doctor so they can be corrected. Being fixed is fun, huh?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on June 26, 2013, 05:03:52 PM
Today I found out that I need to have my wisdom teeth removed.  :(
However, the dentist seems to think they are responsible for my jaw cracking problems. It would be very nice if those problems go away, but I am pretty nervous.

I apparently have to get a lot of my toes broken by a doctor so they can be corrected. Being fixed is fun, huh?

Ouch. What is going on with your toes? It sure is..  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 26, 2013, 06:26:24 PM
Today I found out that I need to have my wisdom teeth removed.  :(

Ugh.  Been there, done that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on June 26, 2013, 06:59:04 PM
Today I found out that I need to have my wisdom teeth removed.  :(
However, the dentist seems to think they are responsible for my jaw cracking problems. It would be very nice if those problems go away, but I am pretty nervous.
I had all four of mine taken out when I was 18, and I just recently found out I have a 5th.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 26, 2013, 07:23:21 PM
All da wittle babies gettin deir teefs taken out. :3
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on June 26, 2013, 07:25:02 PM
All da wittle babies gettin deir teefs taken out. :3

Translation: rooster had hers taken out a year ago, and that for some reason makes her feel more like an adult.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on June 26, 2013, 07:36:51 PM
All da wittle babies gettin deir teefs taken out. :3

Translation: rooster had hers taken out a year ago, and that for some reason makes her feel more like an adult.
3 years ago. >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 27, 2013, 02:30:38 AM
Urgh this reminds me I need to go to the dentist  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 27, 2013, 02:41:16 AM
I haven't been to the dentist in a really long time. Years, at least.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 27, 2013, 03:06:50 AM
Years, at least, what is it at most then?

I had 4 teeth taken out 3 years ago, but they weren't my wisdom teeth, they were the ones two in front of my wisdom teeth. Two of them were somehow weaker from when they were formed; my dentist put some stuff called 'hyperplastic' on them when I was like 6, so he decided to get rid of them instead.


Actually it was 5 years ago now I think about it
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 27, 2013, 03:30:50 AM
Good point, I should have specified. It's been at least 5 years, I'd say.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 27, 2013, 03:49:10 AM
I haven't had a proper check up in about 10 years. I've visited the emergency dentist a few times though since then for temporary fillings but then I never go back for the proper filling. I am terrible, just terrible.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 27, 2013, 03:52:41 AM
I haven't had a proper check up in about 10 years. I've visited the emergency dentist a few times though since then for temporary fillings but then I never go back for the proper filling. I am terrible, just terrible.
At least I'm not the only one who doesn't go to the dentist.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 27, 2013, 04:12:47 AM
I'll go when my tooth starts hurting again.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: _ on June 27, 2013, 04:59:56 AM
I haven't had many long term tooth problems yet. I guess that comes with being fairly young.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on June 29, 2013, 03:45:33 AM
Today I found out that I need to have my wisdom teeth removed.  :(
However, the dentist seems to think they are responsible for my jaw cracking problems. It would be very nice if those problems go away, but I am pretty nervous.

(http://i.imgur.com/KFxnf.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 04, 2013, 10:22:33 PM
ive been up approximately 30 hours

ahhhhhhh i need sleep
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 04, 2013, 10:47:34 PM
ive been up approximately 30 hours

ahhhhhhh i need sleep
I know why you suffer from insomnia.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 05, 2013, 12:35:12 AM
I'm a bit hungover.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: iwanttobelieve on July 05, 2013, 01:03:19 AM
always remember to floss.
the tooth you save may be your own.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on July 05, 2013, 01:23:46 AM
Off to this in an hour or so.

I am prepared for bare tunes

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/922690_604733162878826_1005203653_n.jpg)

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on July 05, 2013, 05:24:05 AM
I'm leaving for a Canadian cruse tomorrow. Should be fun, eh.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on July 05, 2013, 07:12:15 AM
I'm leaving for a Canadian cruse tomorrow. Should be fun, eh.
Even though IWTB lives up there, you should be able to avoid him and have a good time anyway. Where is your cruise going? Great Lakes? Atlantic? Pacific?
  Have a good time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: iwanttobelieve on July 05, 2013, 07:50:24 AM
I'm leaving for a Canadian cruse tomorrow. Should be fun, eh.
Even though IWTB lives up there, you should be able to avoid him and have a good time anyway. Where is your cruise going? Great Lakes? Atlantic? Pacific?
  Have a good time.


If its LAke Superior, look me up. We can share many FE stories.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on July 05, 2013, 10:10:27 AM
East coast =\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on July 05, 2013, 11:12:23 AM
East coast =\
It is smart to stay off of the great lakes. ;)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 05, 2013, 01:57:53 PM
So I got an e-mail today. Some American guy saw my linkedIn profile and was like "Hey, we have this super high profile job that pays $100k a year and we want you to do it. You'll be in charge of pretty much everything in the UK.".

My initial thoughts were ...

I have a telephone interview next week. I checked the guy's name and details. Seems legit. He's on the company website and used his profile to contact me and has a bonifidey company e-mail address to boot - which I used to get a job spec off him. I'm confident that he is going to realise I'm a cretin, but as you have all seen, my voice doesn't match my personality. I actually sound like a nice friendly guy.

I will update you all as to how he found me out in due course, but its a fun way to spend 20 mins. And of course every so often someone somewhere commits a gross act of incompetence. Lets hope I'm that act. I suspect the other candidates can't all be monkeys, though.  :(

In other news, I have to be up at 4am to do that River Race tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on July 05, 2013, 02:25:35 PM
For how long will you continue the unfunny Thork bit?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 05, 2013, 02:44:44 PM
For how long will you continue the unfunny Thork bit?
???
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 05, 2013, 04:29:49 PM
at my friend's house

14 people are here. there is no special occasion, just a normal day with a couple friends over

8 of those people are kids

im going to die someone please get me out of here
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 06, 2013, 12:39:46 AM
Did my first ever race this morning. 180 people. It was full of swim teams and triathletes from all over the country.  :(

Anyway I finished a fairly respectable 27th. Not bad for a bloke who taught himself to swim using youtube. I started in the second wave and that was annoying because I kept passing people from the first wave and it meant I had to keep looking up all the time so it slowed me down. Also I missed the finish and had to swim back for it. That's experience I suppose.

Time wise I swam 2.8k (probably closer to 3k with all the meandering) in 37:18.

I forgot my underpants. I'm typing this commando. I must address that at once.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 06, 2013, 02:06:31 AM
This must be a scam should be at the top.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 06, 2013, 09:42:21 AM
I wanna go swimming.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: iwanttobelieve on July 09, 2013, 03:50:34 AM
Did my first ever race this morning. 180 people. It was full of swim teams and triathletes from all over the country.  :(

Anyway I finished a fairly respectable 27th. Not bad for a bloke who taught himself to swim using youtube. I started in the second wave and that was annoying because I kept passing people from the first wave and it meant I had to keep looking up all the time so it slowed me down. Also I missed the finish and had to swim back for it. That's experience I suppose.

Time wise I swam 2.8k (probably closer to 3k with all the meandering) in 37:18.

I forgot my underpants. I'm typing this commando. I must address that at once.


3K in 37 minutes is very good!
takes me about 30 min just to swim a mile.

well done!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 09, 2013, 11:46:32 AM
Did my first ever race this morning. 180 people. It was full of swim teams and triathletes from all over the country.  :(

Anyway I finished a fairly respectable 27th. Not bad for a bloke who taught himself to swim using youtube. I started in the second wave and that was annoying because I kept passing people from the first wave and it meant I had to keep looking up all the time so it slowed me down. Also I missed the finish and had to swim back for it. That's experience I suppose.

Time wise I swam 2.8k (probably closer to 3k with all the meandering) in 37:18.

I forgot my underpants. I'm typing this commando. I must address that at once.


3K in 37 minutes is very good!
takes me about 30 min just to swim a mile.

well done!
Thanks. I practice quite a bit. I swam round the lake twice today and went on Sunday too. And it probably was 3km by the time I was done. My friend managed just over 3km because you end up meandering all over the river (he had a gps watch on).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 09, 2013, 11:59:27 AM
I can't imagine swimming 3k. I feel proud of myself if I swim 30m...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 09, 2013, 12:01:45 PM
I can't imagine swimming 3k. I feel proud of myself if I swim 30m...
Its exactly like swimming 30m, only it hurts more and takes longer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 09, 2013, 12:03:51 PM
That doesn't sound too much fun. I'd rather swim 30m and then lie on the beach.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 09, 2013, 01:06:52 PM
I used to fin 1.5km out into the open ocean and back.  It is not the same as swimming, but close.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 09, 2013, 01:07:28 PM
That doesn't sound too much fun. I'd rather swim 30m and then lie on the beach.
I know.

I'm getting fat :( I think my metabolism broke
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 09, 2013, 01:39:17 PM
That doesn't sound too much fun. I'd rather swim 30m and then lie on the beach.
I know.

I'm getting fat :( I think my metabolism broke

:( I'm gonna go swim 3k tomorrow.

I'll probably drown though when I get exhausted. I hope you're happy.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on July 10, 2013, 11:31:50 AM
Did my first ever race this morning. 180 people. It was full of swim teams and triathletes from all over the country.  :(

Anyway I finished a fairly respectable 27th. Not bad for a bloke who taught himself to swim using youtube. I started in the second wave and that was annoying because I kept passing people from the first wave and it meant I had to keep looking up all the time so it slowed me down. Also I missed the finish and had to swim back for it. That's experience I suppose.

Time wise I swam 2.8k (probably closer to 3k with all the meandering) in 37:18.

I forgot my underpants. I'm typing this commando. I must address that at once.

In long distance races, do you alternate strokes? I know for a fact I couldn't freestyle for 3 km without my entire shoulder exploding.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 10, 2013, 11:57:43 AM
Did my first ever race this morning. 180 people. It was full of swim teams and triathletes from all over the country.  :(

Anyway I finished a fairly respectable 27th. Not bad for a bloke who taught himself to swim using youtube. I started in the second wave and that was annoying because I kept passing people from the first wave and it meant I had to keep looking up all the time so it slowed me down. Also I missed the finish and had to swim back for it. That's experience I suppose.

Time wise I swam 2.8k (probably closer to 3k with all the meandering) in 37:18.

I forgot my underpants. I'm typing this commando. I must address that at once.

In long distance races, do you alternate strokes? I know for a fact I couldn't freestyle for 3 km without my entire shoulder exploding.
Front crawl all the way. I have pretty strong shoulders. Its actually slightly harder in a wetsuit because the neoprene is stretching against you creating even more shoulder work.

I did the interview today. I think I did OK. Especially with regard to answering questions. I just worry that I might have sounded a bit nervous. I was kind of tripping over my own words a bit and finishing some sentences a little abruptly. I'm hoping its in my head, but its done now. Will have to wait and see.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on July 10, 2013, 02:07:22 PM
Good luck Thork, may God bless you in this endeavor.
Title: Re: A Devilish Chat
Post by: Genius on July 10, 2013, 02:34:06 PM
Good luck, Thork, Satan guide you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 11, 2013, 03:41:17 AM
Good luck Thork, something something something.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on July 11, 2013, 02:28:04 PM
Thork deserves the job. Therefore I say, congrats on the interview and I hope you get a call.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on July 11, 2013, 02:34:46 PM
Thork deserves the job.

He was pretty clear that he didn't deserve it.  However, I too hope he gets it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 11, 2013, 02:40:16 PM
thanks everyone.

I could use a break.  :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 12, 2013, 02:32:09 AM
It appears I stole a hat last night. I am a naughty Gayer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on July 12, 2013, 02:34:49 AM
I spent last night in the woods it were mint
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on July 12, 2013, 03:52:33 PM
It appears I stole a hat last night. I am a naughty Gayer.
Is there still a guy under it?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2013, 01:50:11 AM
It appears I stole a hat last night. I am a naughty Gayer.
Is there still a guy under it?

Nope, just the hat. Still has the tag on it though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on July 13, 2013, 03:22:56 PM
I am going to a play tonight, it should be enjoyable.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 13, 2013, 03:29:05 PM
Enjoy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on July 14, 2013, 10:00:19 AM
I was right, it was enjoyable.  Only one thing missing, but there was nothing I could do about that  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on July 14, 2013, 01:53:06 PM
Was it a LADY?

I am in Utrecht, NL. It is good. Met some Italians that I met last year who are still cool, and some other Italians who I'd never met before who are also cool.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 14, 2013, 02:07:49 PM
Was it a LADY?

I am in Utrecht, NL. It is good. Met some Italians that I met last year who are still cool, and some other Italians who I'd never met before who are also cool.
Have you seen Hostel?  :-\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on July 14, 2013, 02:31:54 PM
Was it a LADY?

I am in Utrecht, NL. It is good. Met some Italians that I met last year who are still cool, and some other Italians who I'd never met before who are also cool.

Nah, just my best friend.  I met some folks from Chicago and talked to them for a bit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on July 14, 2013, 05:22:12 PM
Was it a LADY?
it likes men, however it is not a lady.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on July 16, 2013, 05:40:06 AM
I've now moved on from Utrecht to my summer course. Of the 130 people here, 100 are women. I like those odds.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on July 16, 2013, 05:59:54 AM
I've now moved on from Utrecht to my summer course. Of the 130 people here, 100 are women. I like those odds.

But how many are attractive?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on July 16, 2013, 06:01:08 AM
Over half. Shared bedrooms though :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 16, 2013, 07:02:47 PM
So, it's likely I won't be on on Mondays and Tuesdays (and maybe Wednesdays), because I volunteered to keep my grandma company while my dad's at work. She has Alzheimer's, and it's getting worse and worse. She'll forget things she said 30 seconds ago, she'll think I'm her son or my dad's her brother, or think my grandpa (who's been dead 15 years) is around and, when she realizes he's not there, be convinced he's cheating on her. It's really sad.

I was with her yesterday and today, and it was not easy. There's not really anything to do at their house, either, so... I talk to her for the ~10-11 hours he's gone, keep her company, make breakfast and lunch, go out for a walk around the block with her, keep her occupied, etc. I've heard the same stories and jokes about 100 times. I can't say it's a load of fun, it's pretty sad, boring, and stressful, but I'm gonna keep doing it as long as they need it. I feel so bad. Not only for her, but for my dad and aunt and all. It's not easy on anyone. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 16, 2013, 07:16:31 PM
Put her in a home.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 16, 2013, 07:26:03 PM
Put her in a home.
Homes are extremely expensive.

My grandmother died of Alzheimer's. She would talk to us as if we were old friends in the 50s or something. When my mom and uncle did finally put her in a home it was because she lost most functionality. It is very stressful and frustrating.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on July 16, 2013, 07:59:07 PM
So, it's likely I won't be on on Mondays and Tuesdays (and maybe Wednesdays), because I volunteered to keep my grandma company while my dad's at work. She has Alzheimer's, and it's getting worse and worse. She'll forget things she said 30 seconds ago, she'll think I'm her son or my dad's her brother, or think my grandpa (who's been dead 15 years) is around and, when she realizes he's not there, be convinced he's cheating on her. It's really sad.

I was with her yesterday and today, and it was not easy. There's not really anything to do at their house, either, so... I talk to her for the ~10-11 hours he's gone, keep her company, make breakfast and lunch, go out for a walk around the block with her, keep her occupied, etc. I've heard the same stories and jokes about 100 times. I can't say it's a load of fun, it's pretty sad, boring, and stressful, but I'm gonna keep doing it as long as they need it. I feel so bad. Not only for her, but for my dad and aunt and all. It's not easy on anyone. :[

That is a noble thing to do.  It sounds like a ton of work as well as being an emotional drain knowing that it won't be remembered.  I commend you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 16, 2013, 08:09:05 PM
So, it's likely I won't be on on Mondays and Tuesdays (and maybe Wednesdays), because I volunteered to keep my grandma company while my dad's at work. She has Alzheimer's, and it's getting worse and worse. She'll forget things she said 30 seconds ago, she'll think I'm her son or my dad's her brother, or think my grandpa (who's been dead 15 years) is around and, when she realizes he's not there, be convinced he's cheating on her. It's really sad.

I was with her yesterday and today, and it was not easy. There's not really anything to do at their house, either, so... I talk to her for the ~10-11 hours he's gone, keep her company, make breakfast and lunch, go out for a walk around the block with her, keep her occupied, etc. I've heard the same stories and jokes about 100 times. I can't say it's a load of fun, it's pretty sad, boring, and stressful, but I'm gonna keep doing it as long as they need it. I feel so bad. Not only for her, but for my dad and aunt and all. It's not easy on anyone. :[

That is a noble thing to do.  It sounds like a ton of work as well as being an emotional drain knowing that it won't be remembered.  I commend you.
Agreed. Supertails is probably the best of us.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on July 16, 2013, 08:12:00 PM
she'll think I'm her son

omg
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 16, 2013, 08:21:03 PM
she'll think I'm her son

omg
THE TRUTH IS REVEALED
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 16, 2013, 08:31:53 PM
Put her in a home.

I think they'll only do that once it gets really bad. :[


My grandmother died of Alzheimer's. She would talk to us as if we were old friends in the 50s or something. When my mom and uncle did finally put her in a home it was because she lost most functionality. It is very stressful and frustrating.

Aww, I'm sorry to hear that! Alzheimer's is so horrible, seriously. And yeah, it really is hard.


That is a noble thing to do.  It sounds like a ton of work as well as being an emotional drain knowing that it won't be remembered.  I commend you.
Agreed. Supertails is probably the best of us.

N'aww, thank you guys so much! But you are very wrong about that. :P


she'll think I'm her son

omg

Hah, I should have guessed someone would think about that. :] She's at the point where your sex isn't gonna change anything; she thinks you're her brother, her son, or her father. She didn't have sisters, so she doesn't really have any girls to confuse people with.

If it makes you guys feel any better, though, I think I'm finally about ready and over my FES self-consciousness to say I'm a girl. It'll be nice not to have to worry about what I'm typing, too. I actually slipped up once or twice and nobody caught it.

But yeah. That's not really important and isn't the subject here anyway. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on July 16, 2013, 08:42:04 PM
Make her a TFES account and let her post.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on July 16, 2013, 09:02:32 PM
N'aww, thank you guys so much! But you are very wrong about that. :P
Seriously, it is pretty incredible. 


Make her a TFES account and let her post.
I am pretty sure that is how levee got here, let's not suggest that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 16, 2013, 09:06:16 PM
If it makes you guys feel any better, though, I think I'm finally about ready and over my FES self-consciousness to say I'm a girl. It'll be nice not to have to worry about what I'm typing, too. I actually slipped up once or twice and nobody caught it.

Tits or GTFO
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on July 16, 2013, 09:25:05 PM
I am in love with Supertails. Prove me wrong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on July 16, 2013, 09:26:42 PM
Tits or GTFO

I am in love with Supertails. Prove me wrong.


Yep...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2013, 12:07:02 AM
Thats very good of you supertails. My grandma died of Alzheimers, it was depressing visiting her, she didn't remember anyone except for one of my brothers that she called the wild boy. She went from looking really young with lots of hair to looking like my great grandma did before she died in just a couple of years. In the end she just spent all day and night lying still, and was like that for a while before she finally died. She was just too healthy physically to die sooner, good reason not to be too healthy, not much point living if all you do is lie there not remembering anything.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on July 17, 2013, 03:01:43 AM
Tits or GTFO
I am in love with Supertails. Prove me wrong.

Dude. Seriously.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 17, 2013, 04:11:41 AM
And no one was surprised.
What is surprising is that people bully you for being odd. You seem like an average girl to me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 17, 2013, 08:07:38 AM
Tits or GTFO
I am in love with Supertails. Prove me wrong.

Dude. Seriously.

Envy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on July 17, 2013, 08:12:53 AM
What is surprising is that people bully you for being odd. You seem like an average girl to me.

That doesn't surprise me at all. I've been in that situation myself for most of my school career; it doesn't take much to make people turn on you, especially stupid people in large groups.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 17, 2013, 09:13:53 AM
Supertails, I'm glad you are caring for your grandma, nursing homes are sad and depressing.  I've cared for three of my grandparents, one of them had Alzheimer's, and one had dementia (which is early Alzheimer's).  The way their memories work is strange, they can remember stuff from 20 years ago, but not from yesterday. Perhaps you could pick up some jigsaw puzzles, a deck of cards, or a dominoes set.  Find out what games she played when she was young, I bet she can still remember how to play them.  It will give you something fun to do to pass the time, and it might even be good for her. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 17, 2013, 11:00:52 AM
If it makes you guys feel any better, though, I think I'm finally about ready and over my FES self-consciousness to say I'm a girl.
I don't care what you want to be. Me saying I'm a horse doesn't make it so. even if I think I'm a horse trapped inside a humans body. I'm still a human. I'm not going to be dragged into your fantasy.

That doesn't surprise me at all. I've been in that situation myself for most of my school career; it doesn't take much to make people turn on you, especially stupid people in large groups.
you mean Windows users? No wonder you got a hiding. I hope someone gave you a dead leg just for Bill Gates.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on July 17, 2013, 11:31:38 AM
If it makes you guys feel any better, though, I think I'm finally about ready and over my FES self-consciousness to say I'm a girl.
I don't care what you want to be. Me saying I'm a horse doesn't make it so. even if I think I'm a horse trapped inside a humans body. I'm still a human. I'm not going to be dragged into your fantasy.

Don't reply to this, Supertails, don't do it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 17, 2013, 12:22:07 PM
Thork has thrown so many male-specific insults at Supes that he can't accept the fact that she's really a girl.  Also, based on this thread (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59052.0), he may have been hoping that a gay relationship could form between them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on July 17, 2013, 12:40:07 PM
Thork has thrown so many male-specific insults at Supes that he can't accept the fact that she's really a girl.  Also, based on this thread (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59052.0), he may have been hoping that a gay relationship could form between them.

It's kind of sad, really :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on July 17, 2013, 02:28:27 PM
Having had my own experience with Alzheimer's, I don't envy you. It is extremely stressful and depressing. Kudos to you for taking that on that duty.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on July 17, 2013, 02:58:07 PM
Thats very good of you supertails. My grandma died of Alzheimers, it was depressing visiting her, she didn't remember anyone except for one of my brothers that she called the wild boy. She went from looking really young with lots of hair to looking like my great grandma did before she died in just a couple of years. In the end she just spent all day and night lying still, and was like that for a while before she finally died. She was just too healthy physically to die sooner, good reason not to be too healthy, not much point living if all you do is lie there not remembering anything.

Thank you, seriously. I'm really sorry to hear that. It's gonna be hard if that's what ends up happening with her...


And no one was surprised.
What is surprising is that people bully you for being odd. You seem like an average girl to me.

Aww, thanks, but if you knew me a little more personally you might understand. Especially in person. I'm every kind of awkward and socially paranoid, I'm just generally pretty weird and I'm not exactly like a girl is "supposed" to be. I don't really fit in anywhere, in any groups, never been able to make friends well and the friends I do make I tend to lose. I dunno. I'm a bit of a mess, I guess, particularly offline. And I'm weird. But I guess a lot of the time being an outcast/loner is really all you need to get bullied, so even forgetting everything else, that's enough of a reason. Like Parsifal said, too. But ah well. :[


Supertails, I'm glad you are caring for your grandma, nursing homes are sad and depressing.  I've cared for three of my grandparents, one of them had Alzheimer's, and one had dementia (which is early Alzheimer's).  The way their memories work is strange, they can remember stuff from 20 years ago, but not from yesterday. Perhaps you could pick up some jigsaw puzzles, a deck of cards, or a dominoes set.  Find out what games she played when she was young, I bet she can still remember how to play them.  It will give you something fun to do to pass the time, and it might even be good for her. 

That's awesome of you! :] I know, it is really weird. She'll recount vivid stories and describe places from her youth, but anything recent receives just a blank stare or a confused "oh". I attempted a 1,000 piece John Wayne puzzle with her yesterday and we failed miserably, but it was fun. :P Cards and dominoes aren't a bad idea either, so thanks for the ideas. :D


Having had my own experience with Alzheimer's, I don't envy you. It is extremely stressful and depressing. Kudos to you for taking that on that duty.

Thank you, too. Hopefully I can handle it. :]
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on July 17, 2013, 03:06:14 PM
This is a shame, I wanted a gay relationship with you :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 17, 2013, 03:17:16 PM
Try not to beat yourself up if it turns out you can't handle it. Alzheimer's is really difficult to deal with. I hope the rest of your family are all supportive of you and each other.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on July 17, 2013, 05:02:46 PM
Come to Australia. You, Parsifal and I can spend a weekend being socially awkward in Sydney.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on July 17, 2013, 05:14:13 PM
They look different when they don't remember. The first time(s), it actually took me a moment to recognise them. It's the strangest thing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on July 17, 2013, 06:08:41 PM
Sorry to hear about your grandma.  My grandfather had Dimensia and he deteriorated fairly quickly.
In all honesty, I didn't see him during this time because such things remind me of my greatest fear: losing my mind.  It's the worst thing I can imagine happening to myself and it's not exactly out of the question that it will happen.

I envy you for having the strength to see that and still visit.



Also:
Congrats on coming out of the gender closet.  Nothing wrong with being a different kind of girl.  You should see how me and my wife interact with each other.  It's definitely not "normal".
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 17, 2013, 06:12:45 PM
Tons of people are extremely awkward socially. I'm only now starting to grow out of it, it just takes practice and it's a pretty average trait.

What I thought weird was that you made it seem like people made fun of your gender identity, which happens more frequently with feminine men. People have mistaken me for a lesbian, but meh. I would be friends with you, Supes.  :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 17, 2013, 06:44:13 PM
lol, losers
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crudblud on July 17, 2013, 07:19:58 PM
lol, losers

Why don't you and I braid each other's hair and talk about our feelings, hmmm?  :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 17, 2013, 11:07:51 PM
I'd be lesbian friends with you Supes  :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on July 18, 2013, 12:13:22 AM
I'd be lesbian friends with you Supes  :-*
Now that sounds interesting...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on July 18, 2013, 12:22:09 AM
Supes why do you think you had to hide your gender?

It shouldn't really matter.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 18, 2013, 01:56:47 AM
I'd be lesbian friends with you Supes  :-*
Now that sounds interesting...
And I'd be non-lesbian friend with you  :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on July 18, 2013, 02:06:54 AM
I'd be lesbian friends with you Supes  :-*
Now that sounds interesting...
And I'd be non-lesbian friend with you  :-*

That's the worst kind.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 18, 2013, 02:26:03 AM
I'd be lesbian friends with you Supes  :-*
Now that sounds interesting...
And I'd be non-lesbian friend with you  :-*

That's the worst kind.  >:(

Bah, you're the worst kind.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 18, 2013, 04:05:17 AM
I'm so into the ladies.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 18, 2013, 04:34:20 AM
We know Rooster, we know.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on July 18, 2013, 05:33:13 AM
I'd be lesbian friends with you Supes  :-*
Oh my.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 18, 2013, 06:55:46 AM
Did it surprise anybody (besides poor deluded Thork) that Supes is a girl?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on July 18, 2013, 09:04:56 AM
I'd be lesbian friends with you Supes  :-*
Now that sounds interesting...
And I'd be non-lesbian friend with you  :-*

I approve of this post.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 18, 2013, 09:07:17 AM
Supes is a womanly woman.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 18, 2013, 09:49:17 AM
She did have some good misdirection though by saying she was mocked for her gender identity yet she's pretty feminine and has the hots for Cumberbatch. I began to think she was a gay boy rather than just a girl.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on July 18, 2013, 10:01:26 AM
Let's be honest, who doesn't get the hots for Bendershoe Climberpants?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on July 19, 2013, 12:17:27 AM
So she identifies as a girl, but what is her sex?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on July 19, 2013, 02:33:52 PM
So she identifies as a girl, but what is her sex?

Not what Thork wanted.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on July 20, 2013, 08:39:09 AM
I was informed last night that a good friend of mine, whom I meet by online gaming and had the opportunity to meet once in person, was tragically taken from this world by her husband by way of a murder-suicide.  I was pretty devastated last night by the news, and  I am still not sure how to come to grips with this.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on July 20, 2013, 08:42:59 AM
That is lame as fuck mate.

Seriously, condolences.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 20, 2013, 09:09:53 AM
Thats horrible :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on July 20, 2013, 10:01:52 AM
That's awful. Some people are just so horribly depressed and blame their circumstances on others. It's a terribly sad way to go.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Rama Set on July 20, 2013, 10:27:34 AM
I was informed last night that a good friend of mine, whom I meet by online gaming and had the opportunity to meet once in person, was tragically taken from this world by her husband by way of a murder-suicide.  I was pretty devastated last night by the news, and  I am still not sure how to come to grips with this.

I am really sad to hear that. Sorry for your loss.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on July 20, 2013, 04:12:10 PM
I appreciate the condolences.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on July 26, 2013, 10:28:31 AM
So I got an e-mail today. Some American guy saw my linkedIn profile and was like "Hey, we have this super high profile job that pays $100k a year and we want you to do it. You'll be in charge of pretty much everything in the UK.".

My initial thoughts were ...
  • That's a lot of money
  • Clearly you don't know what you are doing. Someone will fire you after I have been hired.
  • This must be a scam
  • He's going to shit bricks once he finds out he has hired a flat earther.
  • Could I get away with this?

I have a telephone interview next week. I checked the guy's name and details. Seems legit. He's on the company website and used his profile to contact me and has a bonifidey company e-mail address to boot - which I used to get a job spec off him. I'm confident that he is going to realise I'm a cretin, but as you have all seen, my voice doesn't match my personality. I actually sound like a nice friendly guy.

I will update you all as to how he found me out in due course, but its a fun way to spend 20 mins. And of course every so often someone somewhere commits a gross act of incompetence. Lets hope I'm that act. I suspect the other candidates can't all be monkeys, though.  :(
Somehow I passed the telephone interview. In a strange twist, they asked if I could do the next interview by telephone as well. If they keep talking to me over the phone, they are going to end up giving me the job. They can't see my shifty eyes whilst I lie to them over the phone.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on July 26, 2013, 03:15:56 PM
Get them, Thork.  Show those stupid American's how powerful you are.  Make them pay for trusting an Englishman who believes that the Earth is flat.  Get them all fired.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on July 29, 2013, 03:14:29 PM
So I got an e-mail today. Some American guy saw my linkedIn profile and was like "Hey, we have this super high profile job that pays $100k a year and we want you to do it. You'll be in charge of pretty much everything in the UK.".

My initial thoughts were ...
  • That's a lot of money
  • Clearly you don't know what you are doing. Someone will fire you after I have been hired.
  • This must be a scam
  • He's going to shit bricks once he finds out he has hired a flat earther.
  • Could I get away with this?

I have a telephone interview next week. I checked the guy's name and details. Seems legit. He's on the company website and used his profile to contact me and has a bonifidey company e-mail address to boot - which I used to get a job spec off him. I'm confident that he is going to realise I'm a cretin, but as you have all seen, my voice doesn't match my personality. I actually sound like a nice friendly guy.

I will update you all as to how he found me out in due course, but its a fun way to spend 20 mins. And of course every so often someone somewhere commits a gross act of incompetence. Lets hope I'm that act. I suspect the other candidates can't all be monkeys, though.  :(
Somehow I passed the telephone interview. In a strange twist, they asked if I could do the next interview by telephone as well. If they keep talking to me over the phone, they are going to end up giving me the job. They can't see my shifty eyes whilst I lie to them over the phone.
Congrats. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 03, 2013, 10:38:54 AM
Went out boating with my brother. I let out a girly scream half way, so Jroa should enjoy this one. (I'm behind the camera).

On a boat (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 03, 2013, 10:45:27 AM
Went out boating with my brother. I let out a girly scream half way, so Jroa should enjoy this one. (I'm behind the camera).

On a boat (http://#ws)

He did not call you Thork even once.  You should have told Chris the rules.   >o<

Also, that bush scared the crap out of you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 03, 2013, 10:49:09 AM
Went out boating with my brother. I let out a girly scream half way, so Jroa should enjoy this one. (I'm behind the camera).

On a boat (http://#ws)

He did not call you Thork even once.  You should have told Chris the rules.   >o<

Also, that bush scared the crap out of you.
He doesn't know about FES. My secret life as a flat earth hero is hidden from my family. I'm kinda like Batman.


Also, it was a very big and might I add wet, bush.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 03, 2013, 10:56:26 AM
Moist bush scares the crap out of you. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 03, 2013, 10:58:01 AM
Moist bush scares the crap out of you.
Big moist bush does, yes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on August 03, 2013, 11:05:07 AM
I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on August 03, 2013, 11:07:29 AM
Aevan lets his brother do all the work, while Aevan holds a camera.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on August 03, 2013, 11:09:01 AM
So Æven subscribed to Thork on Youtube so that he could post one of his dumb videos here as soon as it was uploaded, passing it off as his own. That, or Æven actually is Thork. Terrible news either way.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on August 03, 2013, 11:16:07 AM
So Æven subscribed to Thork on Youtube so that he could post one of his dumb videos here as soon as it was uploaded, passing it off as his own. That, or Æven actually is Thork. Terrible news either way.
That Aevan is terrible, he is just trying to ride Thork's coat tails. Thork is gone and the next thing you know this imposter shows up, it's just terrible.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 03, 2013, 03:34:19 PM
So Æven subscribed to Thork on Youtube so that he could post one of his dumb videos here as soon as it was uploaded, passing it off as his own. That, or Æven actually is Thork. Terrible news either way.
That Aevan is terrible, he is just trying to ride Thork's coat tails. Thork is gone and the next thing you know this imposter shows up, it's just terrible.

He is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on August 03, 2013, 11:44:27 PM
However... Thorque only made those stupid videos for us. Why would he make another after leaving?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 03, 2013, 11:46:55 PM
I was right, it was enjoyable.  Only one thing missing, but there was nothing I could do about that  :(

Was it a LADY?


Yes.  See my threads about being in love and about "Our Story" for further details.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 04, 2013, 12:29:59 AM
What a girly scream.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on August 06, 2013, 09:50:49 PM
my friend got a kitten

im holding her and she's fallen asleep on me after purring on me forever and i'm all emotional thinking how this defenseless adorable little creature snuggled me to sleep and finds my lap and arm to be a suitable, protective place to lay her head for the night

my motherly cuddly instincts have kicked in and i feel like a mommy. i want to take her home ;o;
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on August 06, 2013, 09:59:23 PM
my friend got a kitten

im holding her and she's fallen asleep on me after purring on me forever and i'm all emotional thinking how this defenseless adorable little creature snuggled me to sleep and finds my lap and arm to be a suitable, protective place to lay her head for the night

my motherly cuddly instincts have kicked in and i feel like a mommy. i want to take her home ;o;

Can't you adopt your own cat for free or something?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 06, 2013, 10:38:50 PM
Supes, you can have one of my puppies!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 07, 2013, 12:51:44 AM
Kittens are adorable.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 07, 2013, 10:59:06 AM
So are puppies. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Adolf Hipster on August 07, 2013, 01:25:55 PM
jroa, you really want to get rid of those puppies, eh?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on August 07, 2013, 02:20:32 PM
omg me and the kitty fell asleep snuggled together, her snuggled against my face, and when i woke up just now she was still there purring

and then she freaked me out because i went upstairs to get foods and came back down and she was freaking out, just meowing loudly and jumping on me and looking around until i realized there wasn't food in the bowl. i was panicking

Can't you adopt your own cat for free or something?

I don't think it's free, no


Supes, you can have one of my puppies!

I don't think so, I'm not a huge dog person. Sorry. :[


Kittens are adorable.

yes
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 07, 2013, 02:43:00 PM
I don't think so, I'm not a huge dog person. Sorry. :[

I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 07, 2013, 02:55:19 PM
jroa, you really want to get rid of those puppies, eh?

I have gotten rid of half of those shoe chewers.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 07, 2013, 03:16:52 PM
Dogs are terrible. Just terrible.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 07, 2013, 03:22:38 PM
Dogs are terrible. Just terrible.

They are superior to you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 07, 2013, 03:29:45 PM
Dogs are terrible. Just terrible.

They are superior to you.

Irrelevant.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on August 11, 2013, 05:33:12 AM
I just had the weirdest night sleep.  I kept waking up shortly after dreaming.  I remember my dreams rather well as a result.  They weren't scary or anything so I don't know why I kept waking up.  The themes were escape and trying to find someone for a coworker of mine.

So now I'm tired and have a better understanding of my sleeping brain.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on August 13, 2013, 10:48:06 AM
Can't you adopt your own cat for free or something?

I don't think it's free, no
I used to work at an animal shelter, and while cats weren't free to adopt, they were much cheaper than dogs. When you consider the vet bills that the shelter takes care of (initial check ups and spaying/neutering) it's pretty cheap.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on August 13, 2013, 10:52:12 AM
I had a dream two nights ago. In it, Nazis killed all of the American government, but there weren't enough Nazis to physically occupy America, so nothing changed. There was just no government.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 13, 2013, 01:25:23 PM
I had a dream two nights ago. In it, Nazis killed all of the American government, but there weren't enough Nazis to physically occupy America, so nothing changed. There was just no government.

Nazis? Sounds Thorktastic.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on August 14, 2013, 03:50:41 AM
I've realized I'm developing a stutter. It started out with little things, stumbling and stuttering over words now and then, but it's been more substantial the past few months and I'm pretty sure it's getting worse. :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on August 14, 2013, 04:20:11 AM
I've realized I'm developing a stutter. It started out with little things, stumbling and stuttering over words now and then, but it's been more substantial the past few months and I'm pretty sure it's getting worse. :[
See a doctor.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 14, 2013, 04:26:17 AM
I've realized I'm developing a stutter. It started out with little things, stumbling and stuttering over words now and then, but it's been more substantial the past few months and I'm pretty sure it's getting worse. :[

Get off the drugs, Supes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 14, 2013, 07:14:47 AM
I've realized I'm developing a stutter. It started out with little things, stumbling and stuttering over words now and then, but it's been more substantial the past few months and I'm pretty sure it's getting worse. :[

Unless you've recently been hit on the head or something, you're not going to develop a stutter this late in your life.  That's not how it works.  Just try to relax whenever you're talking, and you should be fine.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on August 14, 2013, 12:11:25 PM
Supes, are you taking any prescription anti depressant drugs?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on August 14, 2013, 12:14:54 PM
I've realized I'm developing a stutter. It started out with little things, stumbling and stuttering over words now and then, but it's been more substantial the past few months and I'm pretty sure it's getting worse. :[

It sounds to me you're becoming anxious about stuttering which maybe causing it.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on August 14, 2013, 12:18:22 PM
See a doctor.

That costs money. :[ But if it somehow got serious and I get a bunch of money, I will.


Unless you've recently been hit on the head or something, you're not going to develop a stutter this late in your life.  That's not how it works.  Just try to relax whenever you're talking, and you should be fine.

Is that all? I thought there were various ways to develop one later in life, like stress and chance and all, but that could be a bunch of dumb myth stuff that gets spread around. If so, that's a relief. :]


Supes, are you taking any prescription anti depressant drugs?

I should be, but no. :[


It sounds to me you're becoming anxious about stuttering which maybe causing it.



Your username is quite relevant! But that could maybe be it too, but I'm not so sure about that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 14, 2013, 12:26:28 PM
See a doctor.

That costs money. :[ But if it somehow got serious and I get a bunch of money, I will.
In the UK its free. It seems very mediaeval to me that a person would be denied healthcare on the basis of personal wealth.

A stutter can be for all kinds of reasons. I got one at uni because I was smoking half an ounce of pot every week for 5 years. I left uni, stopped the drugs and the stammer went away after about 5-6 years. Yeah, that long. Mine was more of a pause as my brain searched for a word. I guess it had some kind of neural path damage and my brain needed to make new connections which took a while.

However, you can also develop speech issues because of tumours.
Quote from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stammer
In rare cases, stuttering may be acquired in adulthood as the result of a neurological event such as a head injury, tumour, stroke, or drug use. The stuttering has different characteristics from its developmental equivalent: it tends to be limited to part-word or sound repetitions, and is associated with a relative lack of anxiety and secondary stuttering behaviors

In short, it could be symptomatic of something much more serious. Ask you parents for doctor money.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on August 14, 2013, 12:30:05 PM
A stutter can be for all kinds of reasons. I got one at uni because I was smoking half an ounce of pot every week for 5 years. I left uni, stopped the drugs and the stammer went away after about 5-6 years. Yeah, that long. Mine was more of a pause as my brain searched for a word. I guess it had some kind of neural path damage and my brain needed to make new connections which took a while.

This story sounds familiar...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 14, 2013, 12:34:42 PM
Thork has brain damage.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on August 14, 2013, 08:58:41 PM
So Ævan is actually Thork. Mods, please take the appropriate disciplinary action.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 14, 2013, 11:15:45 PM
Done.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on August 15, 2013, 06:42:13 PM
Thork done smoked himself retarded.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 17, 2013, 12:24:56 PM
I'm swimming in another river race tomorrow morning. In a weird twist, a 23 year old girl wants to go with me. She has nice legs.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 17, 2013, 01:55:51 PM
Good luck. With the race and the girl.

I was at a club the other night and some drunk old man kept slapping my arse and shouting "liverpool" - it was a little irritating.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on August 17, 2013, 02:21:04 PM
Good luck. With the race and the girl.

I was at a club the other night and some drunk old man kept slapping my arse and shouting "liverpool" - it was a little irritating.
I'm sorry, I didn't that was you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 18, 2013, 01:23:04 AM
Good luck. With the race and the girl.

I was at a club the other night and some drunk old man kept slapping my arse and shouting "liverpool" - it was a little irritating.
I'm sorry, I didn't that was you.

You were so rude!  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on August 18, 2013, 03:14:04 AM
hi

i haven't slept in over 24 hours and i need to be up in 3 hours but ive spent the last ~3 hours lying here and tossing and turning and staring blankly at the wall and having mini existential crises in my day(night?)dreams

insomnia i don't want to be so well-acquainted with you
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 18, 2013, 03:23:28 AM
Insomnia sucks *hugs*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 18, 2013, 03:24:55 AM
Did that river race this morning at 8:00am. I got a little trophy.  :D

(http://i42.tinypic.com/9i72wy.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on August 18, 2013, 03:36:49 AM
Good job, third male.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on August 18, 2013, 12:02:23 PM
Ævan - gamma male.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on August 18, 2013, 04:17:49 PM
Were the first two guys using steroids?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on August 18, 2013, 04:45:29 PM
Ævan - gamma male.

Gamma male is the ultimate tier in the male hierarchy. They are the ones who snuff the alpha, but don't assume his place because they hate society so much. Sort of like Snake Plissken.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: iwanttobelieve on August 18, 2013, 07:10:20 PM
what was your time?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 19, 2013, 12:41:38 AM
Were the first two guys using steroids?
The first one finished in 13 minutes 26 seconds. Being as the world record is 14:31, I don't know what the hell happened. I'm assuming he used a boat. He'd gone off and got a coffee or something by the time I'd finished. Never saw him.
The other guy beat me by 20 seconds. I made a few mistakes tactically (didn't use the current very well etc), so I could have beat him I recon. I finished in 17:37 but I think the course was a bit short hence my world record breaking friend.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 19, 2013, 04:15:29 AM
Hmm, Datsallfolks said recon the other day. It's reckon. Not reconnaissance.

And congratulations.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 19, 2013, 04:19:06 AM
Hmm, Datsallfolks said recon the other day. It's reckon. Not reconnaissance.

And congratulations.

hi
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 19, 2013, 04:22:49 AM
Thork should quit taking beta blockers and find out what juice the first place guy is on. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 19, 2013, 04:45:25 AM
Thork should quit taking beta blockers and find out what juice the first place guy is on.

Thork needs the roids like a stereotypical jock needs homosexuality.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on August 19, 2013, 04:46:48 AM
Secretly a lot?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on August 19, 2013, 06:43:39 AM
Thork should take gamma blockers so he doesn't come in third again.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on August 19, 2013, 10:44:05 AM
Hmm, Datsallfolks said recon the other day. It's reckon. Not reconnaissance.

And congratulations.

I hope you're not suggesting I'm Thork!!

For one thing I hate swimming.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 19, 2013, 11:12:45 AM
Hmm, Datsallfolks said recon the other day. It's reckon. Not reconnaissance.

And congratulations.

I hope you're not suggesting I'm Thork!!

For one thing I hate swimming.
No, maybe it's just a British thing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on August 19, 2013, 01:25:43 PM
Hmm, Datsallfolks said recon the other day. It's reckon. Not reconnaissance.

And congratulations.

I hope you're not suggesting I'm Thork!!

For one thing I hate swimming.
No, maybe it's just a British thing.

I don't think it's a British thing.

English has never been my strong suit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 21, 2013, 03:16:50 PM
So at lunch today I went to get some chicken. A new chicken place had opened directly opposite Nandos. I thought this was a bit dumb being as that part of town was fully catered for regarding chicken, but some genius entrepreneur decided to set up his chicken meal shop opposite. Anyway I digress.

So I looked at Nandos and the queue was massive, and I looked into the window of Frickin' Chicken or whatever it was called and there was no one in there. And I was like "mmm, is no one in Frickin' Chicken because its horrible or is no one here because they are frightened to try something new and just stick to what they know?" Anyway, I decided to risk it.

I went up to the counter and asked for a chicken thing in a bun and pointed at the menu. And the ginger chicken girl replied that they weren't frying food and that they were only doing grilled chicken.  >:(
So I said can I have a grilled version of the thing I just ordered.
And the soulless ginger chicken woman asked "What flavour"
And I replied "Chicken flavour".

My friend then told me not to be a dick to the ginger girl and apologise. So I said "Sorry, can I just have the grilled chicken burger please?" and she said "What flavour?"
And I replied "Erm ... chicken flavour".

At this point my ex-friend exploded "Lemon, mild, hot, very hot or tikka flavour?".

I ate my lime chicken lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in IT would know so much about chicken restaurant menus. 

Also, my chips were cold and soggy.  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 21, 2013, 03:18:56 PM
I ate my lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in It would know so much about chicken restaurant menus.  :(

Did you at any point consider reading the menu?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 21, 2013, 03:22:46 PM
I ate my lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in It would know so much about chicken restaurant menus.  :(

Did you at any point consider reading the menu?
The menu was huge and when I looked at it, all I could see was pictures of chicken. And then when the freckled ginger girl said they weren't doing fried food, I couldn't work out which bits of the menu were now of no use. Somehow I left the restaurant feeling like the bad guy. I didn't enjoy my lunch at all. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 21, 2013, 03:24:34 PM
I ate my lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in It would know so much about chicken restaurant menus.  :(

Did you at any point consider reading the menu?
The menu was huge and when I looked at it, all I could see was pictures of chicken. And then when the freckled ginger girl said they weren't doing fried food, I couldn't work out which bits of the menu were now of no use. Somehow I left the restaurant feeling like the bad guy. I didn't enjoy my lunch at all.

I will take that as a "no".
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 21, 2013, 03:25:13 PM
Parkifail
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on August 21, 2013, 06:48:45 PM
Somehow I left the restaurant feeling like the bad guy.


Assuming you related the story correctly, you were the bad guy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 21, 2013, 06:53:20 PM
I can't believe you didn't pick tikka  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on August 21, 2013, 07:57:45 PM
I ate my lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in It would know so much about chicken restaurant menus.  :(

Did you at any point consider reading the menu?

Why did you change his post so much? You took out a bunch of words and changed "IT" to "It". I don't get it.

Oh I see now, Thork changed his post to add flavor.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 21, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
ITT: Thork fails at dining out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 21, 2013, 08:19:59 PM
At this point my ex-friend exploded "Lemon, mild, hot, very hot or tikka flavour?".

I ate my lime chicken lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in IT would know so much about chicken restaurant menus. 



Why did you choose lime when lemon is the flavor that they offer?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 21, 2013, 09:44:35 PM
Should have gone with hot.

But srsly, learn to read a menu board or at least say "one minute, please."
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on August 21, 2013, 11:35:00 PM
Thork the autist.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on August 22, 2013, 10:49:31 AM
Thork is the single problem behind most things
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 11:01:30 AM
At this point my ex-friend exploded "Lemon, mild, hot, very hot or tikka flavour?".

I ate my lime chicken lunch quietly and pondered how a guy in IT would know so much about chicken restaurant menus. 



Why did you choose lime when lemon is the flavor that they offer?
I said lemon but it came out lime. "I'll have lime, please. I mean lime. No, lime. Ah fuck it, lime will do.  >:("
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on August 22, 2013, 11:47:21 AM
Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on August 22, 2013, 11:53:23 AM
Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

Dr. PeePee
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on August 22, 2013, 11:55:30 AM
Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

I think people care less about your doings than Thork's, just based on the countless amount of Thork threads that exist.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on August 22, 2013, 11:55:44 AM
Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

Dr. PeePee

You clearly have head damage. I'm prescribing you ten quarts of pro-histamines.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 11:56:41 AM
Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.
Can you self-medicate?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 22, 2013, 01:06:49 PM
So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company.

If you aren't terrible, you can come work for me.  I will pay you more, free healthcare, and other good perks.  Relocation expenses are on you though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 22, 2013, 01:35:30 PM
Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

So you basically got The Knowledge's job?  Well done.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on August 22, 2013, 02:02:25 PM
Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

So you basically got The Knowledge's job?  Well done.
I thought The Knowledge was a simple CAT scan machine technician?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 22, 2013, 02:17:51 PM
Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

So you basically got The Knowledge's job?  Well done.
I thought The Knowledge was a simple CAT scan machine technician?
Like Marie from Breaking Bad.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on August 22, 2013, 02:19:26 PM
Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

So you basically got The Knowledge's job?  Well done.
I thought The Knowledge was a simple CAT scan machine technician?
Like Marie from Breaking Bad.
*doesn't watch breaking bad*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 03:40:34 PM
And for my next interview, they want me to deliver a powerpoint presentation. So now I have to spend time making one.  :(

There are several things I hate about powerpoint.

(http://media.desura.com/images/groups/1/3/2074/render_by_elmengu-leopardo_2e_-_copia.png)
I'm thinking of doing it in keynote as its less likely they have worked through all the animations and transitions for that, because its Mac and its a bit quicker to knock something together. I could then also wander about the room changing the slides with my iPhone for extra business-douche points.

They haven't given me the topic yet, so I can't get an early start on it and make something awesome. So its gonna look like every other piece of shit pp presentation.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 22, 2013, 03:44:32 PM
Nobody cares, Thork. So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company. When nothing needs to be fixed, I'll be filling the role of pharmaceutical technician. So I'm basically a doctor now and I expect everyone to address me as such.

So you basically got The Knowledge's job?  Well done.
I thought The Knowledge was a simple CAT scan machine technician?
Technologist is the proper term.


And for my next interview, they want me to deliver a powerpoint presentation.

Quote from: Steve Jobs
People who know what they’re talking about don’t need PowerPoint.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 03:49:34 PM
And for my next interview, they want me to deliver a powerpoint presentation.

Quote from: Steve Jobs
People who know what they’re talking about don’t need PowerPoint.

Man on telephone: "You will need to give a 5-10 minute PowerPoint presentation as part of your next interview."

The aim of the interview is not to find out if I know what I'm talking about. Its to find out if I can send their customers to sleep by subjecting them to 21st century beige.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 22, 2013, 03:51:54 PM
Man on telephone: "You will need to give a 5-10 minute PowerPoint presentation as part of your next interview."

The aim of the interview is not to find out if I know what I'm talking about. Its to find out if I can send their customers to sleep by subjecting them to 21st century beige.

I see.  You could just forge the customers signatures on a bunch of POs and skip a step.  But if you didn't use PowerPoint or the like, you could show that you are able to deliver a more powerful message, assuming you can remember all of the material.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on August 22, 2013, 03:52:44 PM
And to see if you're techno geek enough to do the very basics  ::)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 03:56:33 PM
But if you didn't use PowerPoint or the like, you could show that you are able to deliver a more powerful message, assuming you can remember all of the material.

If I don't use powerpoint, I have failed to adhere to the strict rules of this tedious game. It is like me entering an egg and spoon race and you telling me that I could run faster if I just put the egg in my other hand.

I know this, but I'm not trying to win an egg and spoon race. I'm trying to be a business douche. I need to dress like a business douche. Talk like a business douche. And make a powerpoint presentation like a business douche. I didn't make the rules. I'd be happy living in a cave and clubbing hot ladies over the head whenever I got horny. But I was born 40,000 years too late and so powerpoint it myst be.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 22, 2013, 03:58:20 PM
But if you didn't use PowerPoint or the like, you could show that you are able to deliver a more powerful message, assuming you can remember all of the material.

If I don't use powerpoint, I have failed to adhere to the strict rules of this tedious game. It is like me entering an egg and spoon race and you telling me that I could run faster if I just put the egg in my other hand.

I know this, but I'm not trying to win an egg and spoon race. I'm trying to be a business douche. I need to dress like a business douche. Talk like a business douche. And make a powerpoint presentation like a business douche. I didn't make the rules. I'd be happy living in a cave and clubbing hot ladies over the head whenever I got horny. But I was born 40,000 years too late and so powerpoint it myst be.

And so it must be.  Also, this is the longest interview process I have ever heard anyone having to go through.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 04:06:05 PM
But if you didn't use PowerPoint or the like, you could show that you are able to deliver a more powerful message, assuming you can remember all of the material.

If I don't use powerpoint, I have failed to adhere to the strict rules of this tedious game. It is like me entering an egg and spoon race and you telling me that I could run faster if I just put the egg in my other hand.

I know this, but I'm not trying to win an egg and spoon race. I'm trying to be a business douche. I need to dress like a business douche. Talk like a business douche. And make a powerpoint presentation like a business douche. I didn't make the rules. I'd be happy living in a cave and clubbing hot ladies over the head whenever I got horny. But I was born 40,000 years too late and so powerpoint it myst be.

And so it must be.  Also, this is the longest interview process I have ever heard anyone having to go through.
Its going on forever. We are shedding candidates all over the place, but still it goes on. Next interview is Sept 10th. Then a week later a trip to Georgia for the final two candidates and then they pick one person. I've got to be honest, if I'm in that final two and I'm not the person they pick, I'm going to feel pretty inconvenienced have rattled up 13,000km + a train trip to London, + a powerpoint Presentation, + 4 hours of phone calls and 1 hour of interview + e-mails + filling in an application form (why they want me to do that now I have no idea). the offer of employment has to be made before the end of September in order that the newly employed bod is able to fly to LA for some convention a week later to press some flesh.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 22, 2013, 04:07:45 PM
Thork, if you hate the requirements for this job so much, why are you applying?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 04:09:28 PM
Thork, if you hate the requirements for this job so much, why are you applying?
I hate the interview process. Not the job. The job is flying around the world talking to people and being paid lots. What is not to like?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on August 22, 2013, 04:09:44 PM
I must have done a dozen PowerPoint presentations in school. And if you're going to be a business douche, you'd better get used to it right quick. Instead of bitching, you could be coming up with a nice, clean layout.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 04:11:17 PM
I must have done a dozen PowerPoint presentations in school. And if you're going to be a business douche, you'd better get used to it right quick. Instead of bitching, you could be coming up with a nice, clean layout.

They haven't given me the topic yet, so I can't get an early start on it and make something awesome. So its gonna look like every other piece of shit pp presentation.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 22, 2013, 04:12:36 PM
I hate the interview process. Not the job. The job is flying around the world talking to people and being paid lots. What is not to like?

How can you hate the interview process but not the job? That implies they are interviewing for skills that aren't used in the job, which makes no sense.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 22, 2013, 04:14:06 PM
Best of luck.  I am not far from LA.  If you get it and end up there, I will buy you a pint to celebrate and let bygones be bygones.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 04:17:15 PM
I hate the interview process. Not the job. The job is flying around the world talking to people and being paid lots. What is not to like?

How can you hate the interview process but not the job? That implies they are interviewing for skills that aren't used in the job, which makes no sense.
The job is not giving examples of a time when I did something and how I overcame the obstacles that arose. but most of all, I'm not being paid for any of this. Its a lot of time to put in to get nothing out of it. This is why I don't want to make it to the final two if I'm not going to get the job. Imagine giving up a few days to fly half way around the world for a meet and greet ... for free.

Best of luck.  I am not far from LA.  If you get it and end up there, I will buy you a pint to celebrate and let bygones be bygones.
I would end up doing something terrible. Drenched in your blood and crouched over your flinching body I'd be screaming "Its flat, see how fucking flat it is! Say its round now I've torn your jaw off, say its round you piece of shit noob!"  >o<

Its probably best we don't meet just yet. I'm not ready.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on August 22, 2013, 04:17:59 PM
I must have done a dozen PowerPoint presentations in school. And if you're going to be a business douche, you'd better get used to it right quick. Instead of bitching, you could be coming up with a nice, clean layout.

They haven't given me the topic yet, so I can't get an early start on it and make something awesome. So its gonna look like every other piece of shit pp presentation.

Obviously they want to see how you handle yourself in front of other business douches and to see if you can make a proper sales pitch. Notice I said "layout" and not content. Although it may be a good idea to create a mock presentation beforehand, outlining a product or service you don't know much about and thinking of compelling reasons someone would need it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 22, 2013, 04:19:16 PM
If Thork makes it to GA he will be very close to me. This is actually a tad frightening.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 22, 2013, 04:20:08 PM
I would end up doing something terrible. Drenched in your blood and crouched over your flinching body I'd be screaming "Its flat, see how fucking flat it is! Say its round now I've torn your jaw off, say its round you piece of shit noob!"  >o<

Its probably best we don't meet just yet. I'm not ready.

After one pint?  I am curious to see how things go when you take a woman out for a date...

Also, I know the Earth is flat.  I am not sure why that would come up as a topic.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 04:22:13 PM
If Thork makes it to GA he will be very close to me. This is actually a tad frightening.
I won't tear your jaw off.  :-\


I would end up doing something terrible. Drenched in your blood and crouched over your flinching body I'd be screaming "Its flat, see how fucking flat it is! Say its round now I've torn your jaw off, say its round you piece of shit noob!"  >o<

Its probably best we don't meet just yet. I'm not ready.

After one pint?  I am curious to see how things go when you take a woman out for a date...

Also, I know the Earth is flat.  I am not sure why that would come up as a topic.
I'll be high on beta-blockers and airline sweeties. You won't want to be anywhere near me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 22, 2013, 04:23:43 PM
I'll be high on beta-blockers and airline sweeties. You won't want to be anywhere near me.

I am taller, have bigger guns, and weigh more stone(s?).  It would be a fun night, and not in a homosexual sort of way.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 22, 2013, 04:26:14 PM
I am taller, have bigger guns, and weigh more stone(s?).

I am smarter than you.
I have more money than you.
I have more friends than you.
My family line makes your look like a line of homeless people.
You will never be as great as I am and will be.
You can't even touch me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 22, 2013, 04:28:29 PM
I am taller, have bigger guns, and weigh more stone(s?).

I am smarter than you.  False.
I have more money than you.  False.
I have more friends than you. Maybe?
My family line makes your look like a line of homeless people.  Probably.
You will never be as great as I am and will be. Gay.
You can't even touch me.  Also gay.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on August 22, 2013, 04:32:26 PM
Oh Junker.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 22, 2013, 04:33:52 PM
Oh Junker.

Yeah, I know. Just really, really bored.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on August 22, 2013, 04:58:15 PM
Power Point key points:
1. Don't have giant paragraphs of text in a slide.  No one reads them.
2. Talk about the slide, not read what's off it.
3. Keep animations to a minimum and don't use that flashy "star in" or "wizz around" crap.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 22, 2013, 05:00:33 PM
What part of GA are you going to?  Maybe I could recommend a restaurant or where to get a hooker or something.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 22, 2013, 05:02:39 PM
The job is not giving examples of a time when I did something and how I overcame the obstacles that arose. but most of all, I'm not being paid for any of this. Its a lot of time to put in to get nothing out of it. This is why I don't want to make it to the final two if I'm not going to get the job. Imagine giving up a few days to fly half way around the world for a meet and greet ... for free.

Irrelevant.

Where I work, we've had people who were rejected thank us publicly for the interview experience. You know why? Because it's an awesome place to work, and the interview process is designed to be just as challenging and stimulating as the job itself. People who would enjoy doing my job enjoy interviewing for it.

If you're not enjoying your interview, you won't enjoy the job. Trust me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on August 22, 2013, 05:06:42 PM
The job is not giving examples of a time when I did something and how I overcame the obstacles that arose. but most of all, I'm not being paid for any of this. Its a lot of time to put in to get nothing out of it. This is why I don't want to make it to the final two if I'm not going to get the job. Imagine giving up a few days to fly half way around the world for a meet and greet ... for free.

Irrelevant.

Where I work, we've had people who were rejected thank us publicly for the interview experience. You know why? Because it's an awesome place to work, and the interview process is designed to be just as challenging and stimulating as the job itself. People who would enjoy doing my job enjoy interviewing for it.

If you're not enjoying your interview, you won't enjoy the job. Trust me.
This is false.
My job required no computer repair.  Just a lot of questions.

His problem, I think,  isn't the specific aspects but the process as a whole.  Which is a long, drawn out competition.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 22, 2013, 05:09:01 PM
The job is not giving examples of a time when I did something and how I overcame the obstacles that arose. but most of all, I'm not being paid for any of this. Its a lot of time to put in to get nothing out of it. This is why I don't want to make it to the final two if I'm not going to get the job. Imagine giving up a few days to fly half way around the world for a meet and greet ... for free.

Irrelevant.

Where I work, we've had people who were rejected thank us publicly for the interview experience. You know why? Because it's an awesome place to work, and the interview process is designed to be just as challenging and stimulating as the job itself. People who would enjoy doing my job enjoy interviewing for it.

If you're not enjoying your interview, you won't enjoy the job. Trust me.

Incorrect.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on August 22, 2013, 05:31:52 PM
I live right on the Georgian border. I'm going to find him and say well howdy yawl
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on August 22, 2013, 05:52:39 PM
The job is not giving examples of a time when I did something and how I overcame the obstacles that arose. but most of all, I'm not being paid for any of this. Its a lot of time to put in to get nothing out of it. This is why I don't want to make it to the final two if I'm not going to get the job. Imagine giving up a few days to fly half way around the world for a meet and greet ... for free.

Irrelevant.

Where I work, we've had people who were rejected thank us publicly for the interview experience. You know why? Because it's an awesome place to work, and the interview process is designed to be just as challenging and stimulating as the job itself. People who would enjoy doing my job enjoy interviewing for it.

If you're not enjoying your interview, you won't enjoy the job. Trust me.

What is your job?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 22, 2013, 06:38:02 PM
The job is not giving examples of a time when I did something and how I overcame the obstacles that arose. but most of all, I'm not being paid for any of this. Its a lot of time to put in to get nothing out of it. This is why I don't want to make it to the final two if I'm not going to get the job. Imagine giving up a few days to fly half way around the world for a meet and greet ... for free.

Irrelevant.

Where I work, we've had people who were rejected thank us publicly for the interview experience. You know why? Because it's an awesome place to work, and the interview process is designed to be just as challenging and stimulating as the job itself. People who would enjoy doing my job enjoy interviewing for it.

If you're not enjoying your interview, you won't enjoy the job. Trust me.

That's great, but he's not applying for your job, which makes everything you just said completely irrelevant.  Most employers still rely on tedious interviews full of stock questions that are too vague and broad to properly relate to any specific job, and the person who gets hired is the one who has the best interview, not necessarily the one who will be the best at the job.  Yes, it's a retarded system, but nevertheless, that's how it is for most of the world.  Your job is the exception, not the rule.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on August 23, 2013, 02:41:45 AM
The job is not giving examples of a time when I did something and how I overcame the obstacles that arose. but most of all, I'm not being paid for any of this. Its a lot of time to put in to get nothing out of it. This is why I don't want to make it to the final two if I'm not going to get the job. Imagine giving up a few days to fly half way around the world for a meet and greet ... for free.

Irrelevant.

Where I work, we've had people who were rejected thank us publicly for the interview experience. You know why? Because it's an awesome place to work, and the interview process is designed to be just as challenging and stimulating as the job itself. People who would enjoy doing my job enjoy interviewing for it.

If you're not enjoying your interview, you won't enjoy the job. Trust me.

What is your job?

Nevermind. I looked at your website.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 23, 2013, 03:02:38 AM
My job required no computer repair.  Just a lot of questions.

Sounds like a pretty dull job.

What is your job?

I lead a team of five (myself included) Linux sysadmins in the web hosting industry.

Most employers still rely on tedious interviews full of stock questions that are too vague and broad to properly relate to any specific job, and the person who gets hired is the one who has the best interview, not necessarily the one who will be the best at the job.

Most employers suck, and they tend to be the ones who rely on such interviews. I would classify these jobs in the "not enjoyable" bucket.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on August 23, 2013, 03:10:57 AM
Just remember, 'hello' in Georgian is კომენტარი პირველმა.

Also make sure every time you click something on your PowerPoint, the 'Applause' sound fills the room. It makes them aware you are worthy of applause. And make each line of text zoom in from a different side of the page. It will keep them guessing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on August 23, 2013, 03:16:22 AM
My job required no computer repair.  Just a lot of questions.

Sounds like a pretty dull job.
Sometimes but other times I get to experiment/play with new stuff so it balances out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 23, 2013, 10:56:33 AM
Just remember, 'hello' in Georgian is კომენტარი პირველმა.
Georgia in America, not Georgia in the Caucasus region. ::)

What is your job?

I lead a team of five (myself included) Linux sysadmins in the web hosting industry.
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060228022702/lotr/images/a/a5/Lotr_movie_gimli.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on August 23, 2013, 11:21:52 AM
Just remember, 'hello' in Georgian is კომენტარი პირველმა.
Georgia in America, not Georgia in the Caucasus region. ::)

Lame
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on August 23, 2013, 11:56:49 AM
[quote author=Eddy Baby link=topic=53876.msg1529414#msg1529414 date=1377252657

Also make sure every time you click something on your PowerPoint, the 'Applause' sound fills the room. It makes them aware you are worthy of applause. And make each line of text zoom in from a different side of the page. It will keep them guessing.
[/quote]

I may have to try the applause thing one day.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on August 23, 2013, 03:33:48 PM
So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company.

If you aren't terrible, you can come work for me.  I will pay you more, free healthcare, and other good perks.  Relocation expenses are on you though.

What do you do?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 23, 2013, 04:00:59 PM
So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company.

If you aren't terrible, you can come work for me.  I will pay you more, free healthcare, and other good perks.  Relocation expenses are on you though.

What do you do?

What doesn't Junker do?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on August 23, 2013, 08:04:53 PM
So I got a job as an IT specialist at a small medical company.

If you aren't terrible, you can come work for me.  I will pay you more, free healthcare, and other good perks.  Relocation expenses are on you though.

What do you do?

I manage the Information Technologies, and associated personnel.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crudblud on August 24, 2013, 01:43:12 PM
My shortbread won first prize at a local baking competition. That is all.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on August 24, 2013, 01:44:32 PM
Congratulations.  Finally, something actually worth bragging about in this thread.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 24, 2013, 05:09:00 PM
My shortbread won first prize at a local baking competition. That is all.
Post a picture of it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 25, 2013, 12:56:26 AM
My shortbread won first prize at a local baking competition. That is all.
Post me a piece of it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 26, 2013, 04:38:11 AM
Yesterday a large spider appeared from behind my desk whilst I was typing. I let out a bit of a girly whimper. I then went to get a cup but when I got back, it had gone!

I slept badly knowing it was somewhere in my room.

Then this morning I found it. Trying to ambush me from my sock drawer.  >:(

(http://i42.tinypic.com/2zgde1k.png)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 26, 2013, 04:44:25 AM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2zgde1k.png)

You call that large?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 26, 2013, 04:45:47 AM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2zgde1k.png)

You call that large?
You fucking shrunk the image! Of course it doesn't look large!  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 26, 2013, 04:52:18 AM
You fucking shrunk the image! Of course it doesn't look large!  >:(

For reference, this is a large spider, fairly common around Sydney:

(http://img.sjm.so/huntsman)

What you posted is fairly small.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 26, 2013, 04:53:27 AM
You fucking shrunk the image! Of course it doesn't look large!  >:(

For reference, this is a large spider, fairly common around Sydney:

(http://img.sjm.so/huntsman)

What you posted is fairly small.
did you tell pizzaplanet about this before he agreed to meet you?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on August 26, 2013, 04:55:25 AM
Yeah, I can't think of any other reason why PizzaPlanet would think there are large spiders in Australia.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crudblud on August 26, 2013, 05:04:30 AM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2zgde1k.png)
Why didn't you just pulverise it with a shoe or other blunt object the first time you saw it?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 26, 2013, 05:05:14 AM
You fucking shrunk the image! Of course it doesn't look large!  >:(

For reference, this is a large spider, fairly common around Sydney:

(http://img.sjm.so/huntsman)

What you posted is fairly small.
You need to find one of these spiders, put it in pizzaplanet's room and film the hilarious consequences of him finding it.

I expect a shrill scream, lots of pacing around and hand wringing followed by some drastic and irrational action.

For extra effect, hide the vacuum cleaner, cooking utensils and pots and pans. Try to make sure its on a surface that is not hard and smooth. On a curtain or with a couple of legs safely tucked into a large crack or hole. Make hissing noises from behind the door. Spiders like that hiss, right? Or squeal? They squealed in that film Arachnophobia. Make squealing noises; he won't know any more than I do.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/2zgde1k.png)
Why didn't you just pulverise it with a shoe or other blunt object the first time you saw it?
Because it is one of God's creatures. Its outside wrestling a squirrel now.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 26, 2013, 05:05:18 AM
Why didn't you just pulverise it with a shoe or other blunt object the first time you saw it?

Perhaps because killing innocent creatures is wrong.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 26, 2013, 05:08:23 AM
You should have cut it's head off with a shovel. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on August 26, 2013, 06:15:48 AM
You should have cut it's legs off with a shovel.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on August 26, 2013, 07:19:29 AM
I threw a book at a spider the size of a hockey puck yesterday
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 26, 2013, 07:26:38 AM
I threw a book at a spider the size of a hockey puck yesterday

Did you let out a girly whimper first?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: illmunati on August 26, 2013, 07:30:58 AM
it exceeded the scale on girly whimpers
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 26, 2013, 09:58:45 AM
I like spiders.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: X on August 26, 2013, 10:17:04 AM
a friend of mine got bit by a spider, she spent the next 2 days trying to figure out what kind of spider it was.  We kept trying to convince her it was a brown recluse spider
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 26, 2013, 12:00:05 PM
I have this friend on Facebook, and she keeps posting pictures of her baby. The problem is, that this baby is particularly ugly. And everyone is like "She's so pretty" and "AAAwww how adorable" and I'm sat there wincing at it thinking "Kill it with fire".  >o<

I'll post a picture below of this baby at its best. Its only fair. I don't want to upset anyone here.
(http://i43.tinypic.com/21drhpy.png)

Goblin baby needs its eyebrow separated!

Now I know from bitter experience that telling people that their babies are ugly gets me unfriended on Facebook. It seems to be a zero tolerance subject and parents have a sense of humour bypass when you point out that their child is actually frightful.

So, should I just get it over with and get unfriended or suck it up and keep this ugly baby in my life?
I hope it hurries up and grows out of its face.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 26, 2013, 12:02:39 PM
Ugly babies are cute in an ugly-baby way. That monobrow is not so cute though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 26, 2013, 12:05:01 PM
Thork is terrible.

But seriously, I should teach her how I do away with mice.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 26, 2013, 12:05:06 PM
This baby with its little black eyes and pointy head gives me the willies.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on August 26, 2013, 12:12:28 PM
You post other peoples' baby pictures on TFES.

You're fucking weird. I mean that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 26, 2013, 12:15:15 PM
Their ugly babies, yes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: frozen_berries on August 26, 2013, 12:26:53 PM
Evan, this was the exact same spider I found outside my room. Where do you live? It might be the same one. If you see it, don't kill it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 26, 2013, 12:33:03 PM
My brother's babies all looked really ugly when they were newborns. I told him they looked just like him. They aren't ugly now though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on August 26, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Thork what did you look like as a baby?

My nephew had a squashed flat head and looked in opposite directions when he was first born.

Now his eyes are pointing the right way and his head is round.

Babies are ugly when they're first born
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 26, 2013, 01:08:19 PM
Thork what did you look like as a baby?
I was cute. As babies should be. In fact all babies in my family are cute. Were make very cute babies.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 26, 2013, 01:24:16 PM
'Ugly in a cute way' baby

(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/generalgayer/Baby/DSCN3954.jpg) (http://s167.photobucket.com/user/generalgayer/media/Baby/DSCN3954.jpg.html)

Edit: Damn, I'd forgotten how fat her head was, how the hell did she fit through?!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 26, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
All babies are ugly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 27, 2013, 09:10:26 AM
I kill spiders all the time. It's my house, not theirs, and they don't let me pick them up in a glass and put them outside.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on August 27, 2013, 09:17:48 AM
Yesterday a large spider appeared from behind my desk whilst I was typing. I let out a bit of a girly whimper. I then went to get a cup but when I got back, it had gone!

I slept badly knowing it was somewhere in my room.

Then this morning I found it. Trying to ambush me from my sock drawer.  >:(

(http://i42.tinypic.com/2zgde1k.png)

Why didn't you just scoop her up and throw her out of the window?

I don't mind spiders, in fact when my friend lived in his old house a regular task was to clear out the Spider Auchwitz his home occasionally became. He would trap the spiders under a glass and spray poison gas in the form of Raid underneath it. The glasses would stay there until I visited to clear them out. His house was always full of wildlife, one time he came home to find a dead bat in his sink. From the mark on the window it seems it flew in, got confused and concussed itself on the glass before dropping back to drown in the dishwater.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 27, 2013, 10:36:18 AM
Why didn't you just scoop her up and throw her out of the window?
??? I did.


That evil baby is all over Facebook again, with its little black eyes and knobbly cranium.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/28qzzix.png)

I'm not sure how much more I can take.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 27, 2013, 10:58:56 AM
You don't need to keep posting pictures of it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 27, 2013, 11:05:25 AM
You don't need to keep posting pictures of it.
Sorry. I've become a little desensitised to its features over the last month or so. I forget how shocking it is when you first see it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 27, 2013, 12:41:50 PM
Went swimming this morning. I took a picture after I got out.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/1zzrqxe.jpg)

It was spooky. Really quiet, no one around, smooth water

(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/thehousenextdoor/2007/Citizen%20Sparky/Oswald/Badland/Mist/themist3.jpg)
and my imagination was pissing me off.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 27, 2013, 12:49:30 PM
and my imagination was pissing me off.

I know that problem fairly well.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on August 27, 2013, 04:47:32 PM
oh my god im dying

Well, I was going to see The World's End on Sunday, which I've been anxiously awaiting for about six years, but instead my dad decided we were going out on the lake for approximately forever hours instead. So early Sunday I was picked up, went to his house, blahblah, got patronized by my aunt and uncle and family for not having a job still, put up with all that and the condescension, yadda ya. We went out on the boat and people were bickering. We were supposed to be celebrating 'cause my cousin came out for the week and had just gotten his Doctorate's in psychology. But yeah, so fussy fuss and bickery bick, later that day I went to my dad's to watch my grandma Sunday - Tuesday like usual. Everyone was in a kinda rotten mood and, on top of the stressor that those days usually are, I had that whole foul cloud hanging around the whole time. I started reading Cloud Atlas for real, though. It's really awesome so far. But anyway, one good thing aside, I got here to my friend's house today (since I'm moving in) only to be confronted with more issues going on around here and being suddenly put in charge of watching a bunch of kids and pets because stupid dumb crazy stuff and familial fracas.

Yikes, there's a bunch more to it but I'm sweating from running to the gas station and back for a hot cocoa and worn out from everything. First world problems and such. But ugh, I thought I'd be able to get away from stressful stuff, not run straight into it. Ah well. No use complaining, I guess. Gonna enjoy my free time at the moment.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: X on August 27, 2013, 05:35:39 PM
and my imagination was pissing me off.

I know that problem fairly well.  :(

Imaginations can do that to you
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on August 27, 2013, 06:42:31 PM
We were supposed to be celebrating 'cause my cousin came out for the week and had just gotten his Doctorate's in psychology.

You should've made fun of him for being in such a dumb field. That would've helped your situation.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 28, 2013, 10:43:08 AM
Ugly Facebook baby went swimming today. :(

(http://i41.tinypic.com/6p6o41.png)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on August 28, 2013, 10:44:37 AM
Ugly Facebook baby went swimming today. :(

(http://i41.tinypic.com/6p6o41.png)

Are you sure that's a human child? It looks more like a tadpole to me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 28, 2013, 10:47:36 AM
Ugly Facebook baby went swimming today. :(

(http://i41.tinypic.com/6p6o41.png)

Are you sure that's a human child? It looks more like a tadpole to me.
Apparently its female. Poor thing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 28, 2013, 11:58:54 AM
It's not really that ugly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 28, 2013, 11:59:31 AM
It is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 28, 2013, 12:39:00 PM
It seems to be getting uglier.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 28, 2013, 12:39:10 PM
I think she's kinda cute in an odd way.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on August 28, 2013, 01:04:49 PM
She does have a big head , but I'm willing to bet she'll grow out of it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 28, 2013, 01:17:15 PM
She does have a big head , but I'm willing to bet she'll grow out of it.
It doesn't help that she also has a scrawny body. She's lacking that cute baby pudge.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 28, 2013, 01:28:32 PM
She'll probably be cute enough in a year or so when her body catches up to her head.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 28, 2013, 01:29:48 PM
She'll probably be cute enough in a year or so when her body catches up to her head.
A year! I have to look at that freakish creature for another year? 

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1220533/the-mist-ending-o.gif)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 28, 2013, 01:41:25 PM
She'll probably be cute enough in a year or so when her body catches up to her head.
A year! I have to look at that freakish creature for another year?  >o<

Well you could just hide those posts but I guess you'd rather keep seeing the pictures and keep moaning.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 28, 2013, 01:53:25 PM
She'll probably be cute enough in a year or so when her body catches up to her head.
A year! I have to look at that freakish creature for another year?  >o<

Well you could just hide those posts but I guess you'd rather keep seeing the pictures and keep moaning.
There are at least half a dozen new ones every day. I can't hide them all and Facebook doesn't have an ugly baby privacy filter yet.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on August 28, 2013, 02:08:47 PM
Just remember, people had to suffer your ugly baby mug too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 28, 2013, 02:12:36 PM
She'll probably be cute enough in a year or so when her body catches up to her head.
A year! I have to look at that freakish creature for another year?  >o<

Well you could just hide those posts but I guess you'd rather keep seeing the pictures and keep moaning.
There are at least half a dozen new ones every day. I can't hide them all and Facebook doesn't have an ugly baby privacy filter yet.

Hide all posts from the person posting those ugly baby pics. Its not difficult.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 28, 2013, 02:19:10 PM
She'll probably be cute enough in a year or so when her body catches up to her head.
A year! I have to look at that freakish creature for another year?  >o<

Well you could just hide those posts but I guess you'd rather keep seeing the pictures and keep moaning.
There are at least half a dozen new ones every day. I can't hide them all and Facebook doesn't have an ugly baby privacy filter yet.

Hide all posts from the person posting those ugly baby pics. Its not difficult.

You're talking to Thork. Or what's left of him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 28, 2013, 02:23:36 PM
She'll probably be cute enough in a year or so when her body catches up to her head.
A year! I have to look at that freakish creature for another year?  >o<

Well you could just hide those posts but I guess you'd rather keep seeing the pictures and keep moaning.
There are at least half a dozen new ones every day. I can't hide them all and Facebook doesn't have an ugly baby privacy filter yet.

Hide all posts from the person posting those ugly baby pics. Its not difficult.

You're talking to Thork. Or what's left of him.

Good point.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 28, 2013, 02:39:22 PM
You're talking to Thork. Or what's left of him.
He's more machine now than man; twisted and evil.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on August 28, 2013, 02:52:12 PM
Just remember, people had to suffer your ugly baby mug too.
Luckily he is older than the internet, many were spared the misery.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: iwanttobelieve on August 28, 2013, 03:00:55 PM
the internet has been forever
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 28, 2013, 10:10:42 PM
It looks like a South Park character.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crudblud on August 29, 2013, 10:12:33 AM
I have yet to see a baby that isn't ugly. This baby is not remarkable.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on August 29, 2013, 10:35:53 AM
I have yet to see a baby that isn't ugly. This baby is not remarkable.

You are a heartless monster.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 29, 2013, 10:38:20 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2q2ie7q.png)

Ugly Facebook baby is enjoying dinner today.  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 29, 2013, 10:46:21 AM
Damnit, Thork. We don't care.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 29, 2013, 10:58:08 AM
Damnit, Thork. We don't care.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on August 29, 2013, 11:00:05 AM
Damnit, Thork. We don't care.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 29, 2013, 11:45:03 AM
I agree with the previous posters, and again, the baby isn't really that ugly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on August 29, 2013, 12:44:27 PM
Thork could that baby be yours?

You do seem to be a little preoccupied with her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 29, 2013, 12:57:37 PM
Thork could that baby be yours?

You do seem to be a little preoccupied with her.
No it is not mine! I have never been so insulted and I have made over 17,000 posts on this forum!  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on August 29, 2013, 01:01:06 PM
Thork could that baby be yours?

You do seem to be a little preoccupied with her.
No it is not mine! I have never been so insulted and I have made over 17,000 posts on this forum!  >o<

Stop that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on August 29, 2013, 03:28:48 PM
Thork could that baby be yours?

You do seem to be a little preoccupied with her.
No it is not mine! I have never been so insulted and I have made over 17,000 posts on this forum!  >o<
There goes this noisesome newb again, trying to ride someone's coattails.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 29, 2013, 03:37:13 PM
Thork could that baby be yours?

You do seem to be a little preoccupied with her.
No it is not mine! I have never been so insulted and I have made over 17,000 posts on this forum!  >o<
There goes this noisesome newb again, trying to ride someone's coattails.
What an unchristian way to treat another forum user.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on August 29, 2013, 10:38:00 PM
Can you for seriously fuck off, like you promised you would?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on August 29, 2013, 11:41:15 PM
I think you and Thork should hug and make up.

Let bygones be bygones.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crudblud on August 30, 2013, 12:15:48 PM
Can you for seriously fuck off, like you promised you would?
+1
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 30, 2013, 10:53:08 PM
Today we bought Rifftrax (MST3K) tickets. They broadcast live from the Belcourt since at least Mike lives in Nashville. And the Muse concert is next Friday.

William Shatner and Adam Baldwin have been teasing each other on twitter. Shatner replied to my Jayne reference, that was pretty neat.

Also, now that I have the money I can spend some on cosplay. I think the first 2 I'll work on is Faith from Mirror's Edge and a female Jayne Cobb.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on August 31, 2013, 02:08:51 AM
Also, now that I have the money I can spend some on cosplay. I think the first 2 I'll work on is Faith Sheik from Mirror's Edge Ocarina of Time and a female Jayne Cobb something else that isn't really important.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on August 31, 2013, 02:50:46 AM
Why would you dress up as female Jayne? There's no such thing..
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 31, 2013, 06:13:47 AM
Also, now that I have the money I can spend some on cosplay.

lolwut?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: iwanttobelieve on August 31, 2013, 06:25:25 AM
Why would you dress up as female Jayne? There's no such thing..


(http://)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 31, 2013, 08:10:26 AM
There are a lot of crossplay Jaynes.


And Supes, I feel like Sheik is a little ambitious to start out with.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on August 31, 2013, 12:13:40 PM
For those of you who are keeping up with the adventures of Ugly Facebook Baby, today Ugly Facebook Baby was having a bounce.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2ilzhw7.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on August 31, 2013, 01:11:23 PM
And Supes, I feel like Sheik is a little ambitious to start out with.

:[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on August 31, 2013, 01:22:11 PM
Why do you insist the baby is ugly?  And why keep up with it anyway? Do you know the parents?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on August 31, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
Something about those eyes does kind of suggest "I am Satan's spawn, he he he gurgle!"
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 31, 2013, 03:25:34 PM
And Supes, I feel like Sheik is a little ambitious to start out with.

:[
I still think it might happen, I would just need a good sewing machine first (which would probably be a Christmas present).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on August 31, 2013, 03:42:32 PM
There are a lot of crossplay Jaynes.

I think it's weird and looks awful when people dress up as opposite gender characters, it kinda breaks how I see the character in my mind. Only good cross gender cosplay I've seen is Commander Shepard.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on August 31, 2013, 04:14:23 PM
There are a lot of crossplay Jaynes.

I think it's weird and looks awful when people dress up as opposite gender characters, it kinda breaks how I see the character in my mind. Only good cross gender cosplay I've seen is Commander Shepard.
You can't cross dress a character with no set gender.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on August 31, 2013, 04:55:15 PM
For those of you who are keeping up with the adventures of Ugly Facebook Baby, today Ugly Facebook Baby was having a bounce.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2ilzhw7.jpg)

It's the damn eyes. If he had lighter irises, he'd look less like an alien and more like dobby, with his droopy ears.

(http://imgur.com/cHT9tzO.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 31, 2013, 05:14:15 PM
There are a lot of crossplay Jaynes.

I think it's weird and looks awful when people dress up as opposite gender characters, it kinda breaks how I see the character in my mind. Only good cross gender cosplay I've seen is Commander Shepard.
Well fortunately I don't suffer from that problem. And neither does most of the cosplay community. Jessica Nigri even does it and she's one of the most famous models.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on August 31, 2013, 05:44:12 PM
For those of you who are keeping up with the adventures of Ugly Facebook Baby, today Ugly Facebook Baby was having a bounce.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2ilzhw7.jpg)
Reminds me of a baby George W. Bush.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on August 31, 2013, 06:52:33 PM
Why do you insist the baby is ugly?  And why keep up with it anyway? Do you know the parents?
He unfortunately is the father.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on August 31, 2013, 07:44:11 PM
Every time I see the word "cosplay," I crack up.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on August 31, 2013, 09:18:26 PM
There are a lot of crossplay Jaynes.

I think it's weird and looks awful when people dress up as opposite gender characters, it kinda breaks how I see the character in my mind. Only good cross gender cosplay I've seen is Commander Shepard.
You can't cross dress a character with no set gender.

Yes okay, you get what I meant though.

Every time I see the word "cosplay," I crack up.

Hater.

Well fortunately I don't suffer from that problem. And neither does most of the cosplay community. Jessica Nigri even does it and she's one of the most famous models.

Yeah, but she's famous because she regularly dresses provocatively and spawns a million controversial 'sexism in gaming' articles every time she cosplays (in addition to being attractive). Doesn't mean she's some sort of cosplaying god that shouldn't be defied.

Good luck with it anyway. A Cobb costume is 90% beanie so it shouldn't be too difficult.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on August 31, 2013, 09:22:13 PM
My heart started racing when JN came up in this thread.  The male costumes, not so big on her for those.  That DMG costume . . . *faints*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on August 31, 2013, 09:51:43 PM
Yeah, but she's famous because she regularly dresses provocatively and spawns a million controversial 'sexism in gaming' articles every time she cosplays (in addition to being attractive). Doesn't mean she's some sort of cosplaying god that shouldn't be defied.

Good luck with it anyway. A Cobb costume is 90% beanie so it shouldn't be too difficult.
Yeah, which is pretty obnoxious and why I honestly prefer her crossplays more (like her Assassin's Creed outfits).

And I hate the beanie, to be honest. It's WAY over done and doesn't make any sense to me why people wear it with the wrong shirts. If you cosplay an outfit, pick one and stay consistent. Don't wear a Blue Sun shirt and the hat. I'm personally going with the Serenity outfit. I already have the shirt.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2qjet6b.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on September 01, 2013, 03:22:48 PM
Let's be friendly! I'm the only Baby in this thread
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on September 01, 2013, 07:49:48 PM
For those of you who are keeping up with the adventures of Ugly Facebook Baby, today Ugly Facebook Baby was having a bounce.
What about for those of us who would just as soon you give up your disturbing obsession with this baby?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 01, 2013, 11:46:17 PM
Let's be friendly! I'm the only Baby in this thread

Baby Eddy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 02, 2013, 12:33:17 PM
I can't post today's picture of Ugly Facebook Baby because it is breaks forum rules on decency. Here is its mother's accompanying comment.

Quote from: Mother of Ugly Facebook Baby
Sick sick and more sick! That is my life!!! But damn I wouldn't change the puking princess for the world!!! Xx


Today Ugly Facebook Baby is not only abusing her right to be ugly, she is also smothered in her own vomit.  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on September 02, 2013, 12:55:53 PM
Imagine she knew you were ranting about her baby on this website.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on September 02, 2013, 12:58:25 PM
Imagine she knew you were ranting about her baby on this website.

It would cause 8/30 II.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on September 02, 2013, 01:00:11 PM
What I find odd is how much this mother is posting about her baby.  Especially taking pictures of a sick baby.  Kinda weird to me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 02, 2013, 01:03:07 PM
What I find odd is how much this mother is posting about her baby.  Especially taking pictures of a sick baby.  Kinda weird to me.
It has been going on ever since the day she squeezed that abomination out of her fat chuff!  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 02, 2013, 01:15:06 PM
Pictures of a baby covered in vomit are not for sharing on facebook.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 02, 2013, 01:38:42 PM
Pictures of a baby covered in vomit are not for sharing on facebook.
Yeah, what the hell does that woman think she's doing? No one wants to see that ever.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 04, 2013, 10:58:06 AM
Had to come home at lunchtime today. Am feeling awful.  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 04, 2013, 11:16:27 AM
Had to come home at lunchtime today. Am feeling awful.  :'(

Let's hope it's fatal.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 04, 2013, 12:10:54 PM
Had to come home at lunchtime today. Am feeling awful.  :'(

Let's hope it's fatal.

Mean Saddam.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on September 05, 2013, 10:44:29 AM
I ended up staying home from work yesterday as well, apparently a lot of people in my building were complaining about headaches and such yesterday.   

On an unrelated note, a woman at work told me that she would love to have my hair.  I'm currently growing my hair out to donate it so it is longer than usual, 9-10 inches currently, and is naturally curly.  I've always had mixed feelings about women telling me they want to have my hair.  It makes me feel good that they would want it, but at the same time I feel weird because I'm a man.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on September 05, 2013, 10:47:43 AM
I get that all the time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 05, 2013, 10:57:20 AM
I ended up staying home from work yesterday as well, apparently a lot of people in my building were complaining about headaches and such yesterday.   

On an unrelated note, a woman at work told me that she would love to have my hair.  I'm currently growing my hair out to donate it so it is longer than usual, 9-10 inches currently, and is naturally curly.  I've always had mixed feelings about women telling me they want to have my hair.  It makes me feel good that they would want it, but at the same time I feel weird because I'm a man.
I know what ya mean. People get jelly of dem curls.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 05, 2013, 11:15:35 AM
I donated my hair to Locks of Love about 3 years ago. I need to do that again.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on September 05, 2013, 11:21:03 AM
Pantene has a donation program that I plan to give to unless the shops in my town already have a place they give to.  I figure that losing hair could be a bit more traumatic for an adult, when your appearance is giving people an instant judgement of you without knowing you.  That and my reason for donating in the first place is my mother.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tausami on September 06, 2013, 05:02:38 PM
I've read that Locks of Love has actually come under a lot of criticism for their business practices and that something like 5 million dollars worth of donations are unaccounted for.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 08, 2013, 02:28:16 PM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/15d2q92.jpg)

Today Ugly Facebook Baby is wearing a pretty dress ready for her exorcism.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on September 08, 2013, 02:36:48 PM
She looks okay today.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 08, 2013, 02:48:16 PM
Yeah not so ugly today.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 09, 2013, 12:27:37 AM
Don't take this away from Thork.  He has so little as it is.

She looks like a goblin.   >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on September 09, 2013, 11:23:07 AM
She looks better proportioned in that pic. Perhaps it's because her body looks bigger.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on September 09, 2013, 01:30:08 PM
Does anyone else find it really fucking weird for Thork to post a random person's baby on FES?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on September 09, 2013, 01:34:39 PM
Does anyone else find it really fucking weird for Thork to post a random person's baby on FES?

Weird for Thork? Nah.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on September 09, 2013, 01:37:43 PM
Does anyone else find it really fucking weird for Thork to post a random person's baby on FES?

Weird for Thork? Nah.
I understand Thork is definitely retarted, but it's pretty clear that's just...weird. It's not like he did it as part of a greater rant or attempt at content, it was just calling a random baby ugly. Maybe it's because I skip ~80% of his posts, but even for Thork that's fucking weird.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 09, 2013, 03:06:35 PM
Thork is always creepy.  This is not new.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on September 09, 2013, 03:12:03 PM
Blanko what's this?

http://http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=8177;type=avatar (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=8177;type=avatar)

It looks like an angry Chewy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on September 09, 2013, 03:23:02 PM
Blanko what's this?

http://http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=8177;type=avatar (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=8177;type=avatar)

It looks like an angry Chewy.

It's from the album cover of The Seer by Swans. It's probably not angry Chewy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on September 09, 2013, 04:16:41 PM
Blanko what's this?

http://http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=8177;type=avatar (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=8177;type=avatar)

It looks like an angry Chewy.

It's from the album cover of The Seer by Swans. It's probably not angry Chewy.

It sucks.  Badly.  Change it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on September 09, 2013, 04:37:33 PM
Blanko what's this?

http://http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=8177;type=avatar (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=8177;type=avatar)

It looks like an angry Chewy.

It's from the album cover of The Seer by Swans. It's probably not angry Chewy.

It sucks.  Badly.  Change it.

I probably will. I don't think I'll keep it forever.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 09, 2013, 04:41:51 PM
I liked the "Well! What is it!" avatar, along with the personal text saying just that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on September 09, 2013, 06:27:43 PM
Does anyone else find it really fucking weird for Thork to post a random person's baby on FES?

Weird for Thork? Nah.
I understand Thork is definitely retarted, but it's pretty clear that's just...weird. It's not like he did it as part of a greater rant or attempt at content, it was just calling a random baby ugly. Maybe it's because I skip ~80% of his posts, but even for Thork that's fucking weird.
My theory is, that it is his baby. He resents having to pay the child support. Who else would hate a "random" baby on the web, and keep posting about her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on September 09, 2013, 06:28:17 PM
Does anyone else find it really fucking weird creepy for Thork to post a random person's baby on FES?
Yes, I do.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 09, 2013, 06:43:17 PM
Does anyone else find it really fucking weird for Thork to post a random person's baby on FES?

You post other peoples' baby pictures on TFES.

You're fucking weird. I mean that.

Are their people that do this on purpose?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on September 09, 2013, 08:46:53 PM
Does anyone else find it really fucking weird for Thork to post a random person's baby on FES?

You post other peoples' baby pictures on TFES.

You're fucking weird. I mean that.

Are their people that do this on purpose?
Heh, sorry man.  No disrespect. Since this is the friendly chat thread, I have a question for you.

Who the fuck friendly are you? Because there was a person nicknamed Noops on the FES IRC, and I don't think it's you. Which makes your avatar strangely coincidental. Can you shed any light on my mystery?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on September 09, 2013, 08:55:50 PM
Yes, the person on IRC whose name is "Noops" is not the person here with "Noops" in their avatar, which also happens to be their username spelled backwards.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on September 09, 2013, 09:02:57 PM
Yes, the person on IRC whose name is "Noops" is not the person here with "Noops" in their avatar, which also happens to be their username spelled backwards.
Classic Particle Person here folks. I never said his name was Noops, and he already had an account made with his (actual) IRC username. In short, fuckfriendly you I wanted some confirmation before I made any assumptions fuckfriendly face.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 10, 2013, 10:45:20 AM
I did interview 45 for the conspiracy this morning. Well it feels like 45 as its going on so long. I did as well as I could have hoped. If they don't want me, there was nothing I could have done about it. So, will find out on Friday how I did.  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on September 10, 2013, 11:54:13 AM
I did interview 45 for the conspiracy this morning. Well it feels like 45 as its going on so long. I did as well as I could have hoped. If they don't want me, there was nothing I could have done about it. So, will find out on Friday how I did.  :D

Good luck, hopefully you get it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on September 10, 2013, 04:36:23 PM
'Mon Thork!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 10, 2013, 06:01:27 PM
Does anyone else find it really fucking weird for Thork to post a random person's baby on FES?

You post other peoples' baby pictures on TFES.

You're fucking weird. I mean that.

Are their people that do this on purpose?
Heh, sorry man.  No disrespect. Since this is the friendly chat thread, I have a question for you.

Who the fuck friendly are you? Because there was a person nicknamed Noops on the FES IRC, and I don't think it's you. Which makes your avatar strangely coincidental. Can you shed any light on my mystery?

It's a goops.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 11, 2013, 11:35:41 AM
A quick browse on Facebook and it was there again!  >o<

(http://i44.tinypic.com/2lbfhb6.jpg)

Wretched mono-brow baby!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 11, 2013, 11:45:26 AM
Oh, good grief. And now a video of the little goblin has been uploaded!  >o<

https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=10151599463077041 (https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=10151599463077041)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 11, 2013, 11:59:49 AM
Your baby is cute.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 11, 2013, 12:00:51 PM
Why don't you make your own thread about this baby that no one cares about?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 11, 2013, 12:01:32 PM
Why don't you make your own thread about this baby that no one cares about?
Why don't you just tell me how ugly it is and stop causing a scene?  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 11, 2013, 12:04:37 PM
Why don't you make your own thread about this baby that no one cares about?
Why don't you just tell me how ugly it is and stop causing a scene?  >o<

Okay, the baby is ugly.  You win.  Now go be a creepy bastard somewhere else.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 11, 2013, 12:06:15 PM
Why don't you make your own thread about this baby that no one cares about?
Why don't you just tell me how ugly it is and stop causing a scene?  >o<

Okay, the baby is ugly.  You win.  Now go be a creepy bastard somewhere else.
I see your request to be a moderator was turned down. You have my condolences. I suspect they are saving the spot for me.  :-\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 11, 2013, 12:37:33 PM
Why don't you make your own thread about this baby that no one cares about?
Why don't you just tell me how ugly it is and stop causing a scene?  >o<

Okay, the baby is ugly.  You win.  Now go be a creepy bastard somewhere else.
I see your request to be a moderator was turned down. You have my condolences. I suspect they are saving the spot for me.  :-\

It wasn't my request.  I took what we might call the "George Washington" position of dutiful reluctance.  It could be me, or it could be anyone else who's active and actually cares about the website.  For all our disagreements, I have to admit that you fulfill both of those requirements.  If they want to make you a mod, I say go for it.  Anything's better than what we have now.

Anyway, the real tragedy of that thread being locked is that you didn't post in it first.  I was expecting a great rant from you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on September 11, 2013, 01:32:56 PM
For those curious, my nomination of Saddam was purely of my own thoughts on how to make this forum quit being terrible. As much as I hate Thork, I could see worse things in this world than him becoming a moderator. I mean, not many, but there are a few.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 11, 2013, 01:41:13 PM
Anyway, the real tragedy of that thread being locked is that you didn't post in it first.  I was expecting a great rant from you.
I can't be seen to be endorsing you as a mod, Saddam. But I wasn't opposed to the suggestion so I didn't post in that thread.

For those curious, my nomination of Saddam was purely of my own thoughts on how to make this forum quit being terrible. As much as I hate Thork, I could see worse things in this world than him becoming a moderator. I mean, not many, but there are a few.
It is destiny. And then you will all be sorry! >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on September 11, 2013, 01:47:07 PM
For those curious, my nomination of Saddam was purely of my own thoughts on how to make this forum quit being terrible. As much as I hate Thork, I could see worse things in this world than him becoming a moderator. I mean, not many, but there are a few.

I am not opposed to the Thorkster really, but what is to prevent the same exact thing from happening again?  Remember he was deflowered for not being able to work out an issue with an administrator privately, but made a public spectacle of it.  If JD wouldn't allow Saddam because of past behavior, I can't see how he would allow Thork either.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on September 11, 2013, 02:01:07 PM
I've behaved good, make me a mod.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 11, 2013, 02:04:39 PM
For those curious, my nomination of Saddam was purely of my own thoughts on how to make this forum quit being terrible. As much as I hate Thork, I could see worse things in this world than him becoming a moderator. I mean, not many, but there are a few.

I am not opposed to the Thorkster really, but what is to prevent the same exact thing from happening again?  Remember he was deflowered for not being able to work out an issue with an administrator privately, but made a public spectacle of it.  If JD wouldn't allow Saddam because of past behavior, I can't see how he would allow Thork either.

The problem was that JD was abusing his power. I called him on it and he removed my curator status. I actually wasn't in the wrong. But there is no point in being a mod if you can't mod, especially being able to mod the crap John Davis often puts into the upper forums. I'm not going to let his rantings in and then remove someone else's.

Anyway, past behaviour my arse. I'm not interested right now because I've no time. I'm off to Barcelona on business from 20-28th so you all get a week away from me, + I may/may not have another interview in America before then. And of course then I might be starting a new job. So I'm way too busy/too unsure of the future to commit any time to FES.

If they make Saddam a mod, its likely he'll be not a mod again by the time I'm ready to start posting regularly again, anyway.

I've behaved good, make me a mod.
You don't get endorsed. I know what you did.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 11, 2013, 03:01:14 PM
I've behaved good, make me a mod.

I think you need to have some presence in the upper forums to be eligible.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on September 11, 2013, 03:03:35 PM
I've behaved good, make me a mod.

I think you need to have some presence in the upper forums to be eligible.

There's an upper forum?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on September 11, 2013, 03:29:12 PM
I've behaved good, make me a mod.

I think you need to have some presence in the upper forums to be eligible.

I think the upper fora are perfect as is. They wouldn't need my contribution.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 11, 2013, 03:29:50 PM
I've behaved good, make me a mod.

I think you need to have some presence in the upper forums to be eligible.

I think the upper fora are perfect as is. They wouldn't need my contribution.

Clearly you haven't been to the upper fora recently.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on September 11, 2013, 03:36:24 PM
I've behaved good, make me a mod.

I think you need to have some presence in the upper forums to be eligible.

I think the upper fora are perfect as is. They wouldn't need my contribution.

Clearly you haven't been to the upper fora recently.

They've only gotten more perfect. I know this because I lurk moar while you don't, and I have the evidence to support it:

(http://i.imgur.com/n2v3Y2D.png)

QED, make me a mod.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 11, 2013, 04:21:42 PM
I would make the greatest mod. I post upwards of 10-20 times a day, I am a constant presence in the upper fora and I know right from wrong like diddly from squat.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on September 11, 2013, 04:50:46 PM
Junker would be a good mod.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 11, 2013, 05:13:36 PM
For those curious, my nomination of Saddam was purely of my own thoughts on how to make this forum quit being terrible. As much as I hate Thork, I could see worse things in this world than him becoming a moderator. I mean, not many, but there are a few.

I am not opposed to the Thorkster really, but what is to prevent the same exact thing from happening again?  Remember he was deflowered for not being able to work out an issue with an administrator privately, but made a public spectacle of it.  If JD wouldn't allow Saddam because of past behavior, I can't see how he would allow Thork either.

The problem was that JD was abusing his power. I called him on it and he removed my curator status. I actually wasn't in the wrong. But there is no point in being a mod if you can't mod, especially being able to mod the crap John Davis often puts into the upper forums. I'm not going to let his rantings in and then remove someone else's.

Anyway, past behaviour my arse. I'm not interested right now because I've no time. I'm off to Barcelona on business from 20-28th so you all get a week away from me, + I may/may not have another interview in America before then. And of course then I might be starting a new job. So I'm way too busy/too unsure of the future to commit any time to FES.

If they make Saddam a mod, its likely he'll be not a mod again by the time I'm ready to start posting regularly again, anyway.

I've behaved good, make me a mod.
You don't get endorsed. I know what you did.

The problem was that you rage quit.  Don't put this off on anyone else.  I would vote for you to be reinstated, but the fact is that you rage quit.  Period.

It took Wilmore a month to actually get around to disabling your curator status,  but you rage quit just the same. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on September 11, 2013, 05:14:32 PM
I would make the greatest mod. I post upwards of 10-20 times a day, I am a constant presence in the upper fora and I know right from wrong like diddly from squat.

You're too nice. You have to be an old, annoying jaded penguin to qualify for mod.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 11, 2013, 05:19:01 PM
I'm going to turn this back into a friendly chat.

I started lifting 3x a week.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on September 11, 2013, 05:19:29 PM
I'm going to turn this back into a friendly chat.

I started lifting 3x a week.

Routine?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 11, 2013, 05:24:56 PM
I'm going to turn this back into a friendly chat.

I started lifting 3x a week.

Routine?
We run a mile and then lift for the rest of an hour. We lift for everything but only go every other day. So far we only do 2 sets of ~12 reps. I'm open to better suggestions but we don't have the time to go everyday.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on September 11, 2013, 05:34:26 PM
I'm going to turn this back into a friendly chat.

I started lifting 3x a week.

Routine?
We run a mile and then lift for the rest of an hour. We lift for everything but only go every other day. So far we only do 2 sets of ~12 reps. I'm open to better suggestions but we don't have the time to go everyday.

What lifts do you do though?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 11, 2013, 07:10:41 PM
These are all machines, no free weights: chest press & fly, sitting row, crunches, squats, leg curl and extension, leg press, and hip abduction and adduction.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on September 11, 2013, 07:16:49 PM
Does your gym have no free weights or do you just prefer machines?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 11, 2013, 07:43:20 PM
Does your gym have no free weights or do you just prefer machines?
I prefer the machines.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on September 11, 2013, 08:18:15 PM
Does your gym have no free weights or do you just prefer machines?
I prefer the machines.

You should go use the free weights with the roid munchers. You'll get massive like them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 11, 2013, 08:40:36 PM
Does your gym have no free weights or do you just prefer machines?
I prefer the machines.

You should go use the free weights with the roid munchers. You'll get massive like them.
I don't want to be big, I just want thighs and a firm butt. Plus, I don't trust myself around such beautiful man flesh.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on September 11, 2013, 08:43:04 PM
Does your gym have no free weights or do you just prefer machines?
I prefer the machines.

You should go use the free weights with the roid munchers. You'll get massive like them.
I don't want to be big, I just want thighs and a firm butt. Plus, I don't trust myself around such beautiful man flesh.

You should totally do deadlifts and squats with a barbell then. The form can be a bit tricky to get right, but it's always worth it to use free weights over machines. Just a suggestion, anyway.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 11, 2013, 10:07:37 PM
firm butt
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on September 12, 2013, 06:32:15 AM
I don't want to be big, I just want thighs and a firm butt.
Then try running.  Great for cardio and toning the legs and butt.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 12, 2013, 07:47:04 AM
I don't want to be big, I just want thighs and a firm butt.
Then try running.  Great for cardio and toning the legs and butt.
We did just the running thing. Now we run and do weight training. I hate running more than 1 mile, I get too bored which is why 5k obstacle courses were great. And marathon runners tend to look like this
(http://www.all-athletics.com/files/news_image/Liliya_Shobukhova_London2011_0.jpg)

I don't want to look like that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on September 12, 2013, 08:26:10 AM
We did just the running thing. Now we run and do weight training. I hate running more than 1 mile, I get too bored which is why 5k obstacle courses were great.
I agree that long distance running can be quite dull, but it isn't something that an iPod can't cure.

And marathon runners tend to look like this
(http://www.all-athletics.com/files/news_image/Liliya_Shobukhova_London2011_0.jpg)

I don't want to look like that.
First of all, I didn't say anything about running a marathon.  5 and 10 Ks are plenty to keep you toned and should take less than an hour for a 10 K if you're in decent shape. 

Secondly, trust me, marathon runners came in all shapes and sizes.  I've done several marathons weighing in at over 190 lbs.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 12, 2013, 08:33:40 AM
I know marathoners come in all shapes and sizes, but almost none of those sizes look healthy.

Anyway, you should know we do run 5k marathons, we've discussed it before. It alone is just not building the kind of muscle I'm going for.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on September 12, 2013, 08:44:18 AM
5 K marathon?  ???
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 12, 2013, 08:52:27 AM
5 K marathon?  ???
-_-
you know what i mean
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on September 12, 2013, 08:57:25 AM
I can barely run for 30 seconds I'm so bad. How do I fix that?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 12, 2013, 09:03:36 AM
roosroos wants a firm butt.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on September 12, 2013, 09:13:15 AM
I didn't a zombie 5k last October in Nashville and the Hero Rush in Springfield in April.  Both were a blast because they weren't straight running.  I particularly liked the zombie one, running for your "life" is great motivation to keep going.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 12, 2013, 09:16:46 AM
I didn't a zombie 5k last October in Nashville and the Hero Rush in Springfield in April.  Both were a blast because they weren't straight running.  I particularly liked the zombie one, running for your "life" is great motivation to keep going.
I wanted to try that one. :(

It's weird to think that we could potentially be doing the same 5k event...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on September 12, 2013, 09:30:36 AM
I didn't a zombie 5k last October in Nashville and the Hero Rush in Springfield in April.  Both were a blast because they weren't straight running.  I particularly liked the zombie one, running for your "life" is great motivation to keep going.
I wanted to try that one. :(

It's weird to think that we could potentially be doing the same 5k event...
Indeed.  My friends and I had planned to dress up as the zombie Avengers for this year's zombie run, but they never organized it because of all the other zombie runs in the area. I've also fallen off the wagon since April, but have plans to get back to running in a week.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 12, 2013, 09:32:45 AM
I've also fallen off the wagon
So have we. The plan is to bulk up with some muscle and start fresh next year, which unfortunately means no Warrior Dash this year. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on September 12, 2013, 09:42:30 AM
Haven't tried that one yet, but from what I've heard it's basically the Hero Rush but more challenging. Once I've donated my hair and my head can breathe again it'll be easier, I overheat really easily atm.

Edit:  stupid autocomplete on my phone.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 12, 2013, 10:06:03 AM
Today the unfortunate-featured facebook child was on a date.  >:(

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2zsnu6o.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on September 12, 2013, 10:44:51 AM
Thork is obsessed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on September 12, 2013, 10:50:47 AM
I've also fallen off the wagon
So have we. The plan is to bulk up with some muscle and start fresh next year, which unfortunately means no Warrior Dash this year. :(

I am working on getting super jacked over the next few months, and will also run two 5Ks.  I take less pleasure in running these days than in years past.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2013, 12:43:35 AM
Haven't tried that one yet, but from what I've heard it's basically the Hero Rush but more challenging. Once I've donated my hair and my head and breathe again it'll be easier, I overheat really easily atm.

I doubt you'll be able to breathe once you've donated your head.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on September 13, 2013, 12:31:36 PM
I would think that getting rid of that pesky head would do wonders for opening up his windpipe.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on September 13, 2013, 12:35:49 PM
I rather enjoy having a head so I have decided to keep it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2013, 02:02:09 PM
A wise decision.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 13, 2013, 05:01:00 PM
So I had my first "naked in public" embarrassing dream. People always talk about them, but I'd never had one before until today. It was weird. Most of the dream was about me at a massive store trying to find some sneaky way to pay less to get a new video card and some RAM. At some point I had to take a shower in the store bathroom and for some reason needed to put some makeup on, as well as put my hair up into those Emilie Autumn pigtails/ponytails things (which looked kinda cool actually), so that I could get to a different section of the store where stuff was cheaper. I got stopped by my uncle, who started telling me about some Christian movie he loved until I could get away. Then a few minutes later I'd finally found the computer section and I ran to get the stuff, but this whole time I was covered chest-to-knees in a towel which suddenly flew off and I didn't realize for a few moments. People were looking and I started freaking out, covering myself as much as I could with my hands and arms...and suddenly me getting the towel turned into some search quest in an RPG, where I had to go throughout the store finding all three pieces to fully cover myself. I woke up after I found the last one.

I don't think I've ever experienced such a red-faced feeling of real "embarrassment" in a dream until today. That was...not pleasant :[
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 13, 2013, 05:31:07 PM
I usually just dream that I am falling or something like that.  But, I have had the naked dreams as well. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 13, 2013, 05:33:12 PM
I hate falling dreams.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on September 13, 2013, 05:34:13 PM
Kinky.

Never had the naked dream myself.  But I did once dream I was bitten in half by monster.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on September 13, 2013, 05:56:51 PM
The worst I have are ex-girlfriend or imaginary girlfriend dreams. Naked dreams don't hurt for a whole day afterwards, especially when it's a dream about a real life crush.

Kinky.

Never had the naked dream myself.  But I did once dream I was bitten in half by monster.

I had lots of monster dreams when I was a kid. T-rexes walking around and shit. Scary stuff when I was 10.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on September 13, 2013, 06:01:32 PM
The worst I have are ex-girlfriend or imaginary girlfriend dreams.

All too often I have dreams about imaginary girls whom I fall madly in love with. Waking up from those is a real bumdrag.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on September 13, 2013, 06:44:48 PM
How well do you guys remember your dreams?  I usually forget in the first few minutes of waking up.  The really good dreams will last 2 days in my memory of I'm lucky.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on September 13, 2013, 07:04:55 PM
As well as put my hair up into those Emilie Autumn pigtails/ponytails things...

inb4 Thork
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on September 13, 2013, 07:42:05 PM
So I had my first "naked in public" embarrassing dream.
I've had a few of those dreams too, but for some odd reason or other, I don't remember feeling embarrassed during them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on September 13, 2013, 07:47:21 PM
How well do you guys remember your dreams?  I usually forget in the first few minutes of waking up.  The really good dreams will last 2 days in my memory of I'm lucky.

I tend to remember mine most of the time, which isn't always a good thing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 13, 2013, 07:58:07 PM
How well do you guys remember your dreams?  I usually forget in the first few minutes of waking up.  The really good dreams will last 2 days in my memory of I'm lucky.

Depends. If I don't think or talk about it for a while after waking up, I'll usually completely forget it. However, if I talk about it I'll remember it for a lot longer, and if I write everything down right after I wake up I'll never forget it. I have a dream journal thing and if I read through it I can pretty clearly remember every single dream in it. Except a few that were written really hastily and hazily. It's cool. :]
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 13, 2013, 08:56:15 PM
i had a naked in school dream become lucid a couple years ago. It was one of the most interesting experiences I've ever had while sleeping.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 13, 2013, 09:39:50 PM
I go through phases where I remember almost all of them and then where I can hardly remember any of them.

I tend to have a lot of mildly lucid dreams. I'll force myself to fly or fight extremely well. I can't change what's happening necessarily but I can understand that it's a dream and change how I react to it- for example, run faster/fly/not get hurt/be the Avatar etc. I think it might be caused by my intense anxiety to control everything. Also, when I was younger I watched an episode of Blue's Clues about changing your dreams which has always stuck with me.

Anyway, I usually have pretty badass dreams because of it. And I used to write them down too, it is crazy how clearly you can remember them when going back through it. And there are always those vivid ones that I will likely never forget. I had a recurring one when I was still really young about wearing a yellow raincoat and having a big shaggy sheep dog.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 13, 2013, 11:59:39 PM
I don't think I've ever had an embarrasing naked dream. Probably cos it wouldn't embarrass me - I like being naked in public.

I tend to remember the more interesting dreams. I still remember some from years ago, like my big gay eggs dream.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on September 14, 2013, 12:56:45 AM
I don't remember my dreams. It's sad because I know I've had some good ones from the feelings that I've had at the time.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2013, 01:01:50 AM
I always remember at least one dream every morning when I wake but if I don't focus on the memory I lose it after an hour or so, which is why only the more interesting ones stick in my head. I remember one dream when I was a man and I had sex - since then I have had penis envy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on September 14, 2013, 01:02:56 AM
I always remember at least one dream every morning when I wake but if I don't focus on the memory I lose it after an hour or so, which is why only the more interesting ones stick in my head. I remember one dream when I was a man and I had sex - since then I have had penis envy.

wat
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 14, 2013, 01:05:55 AM
I always remember at least one dream every morning when I wake but if I don't focus on the memory I lose it after an hour or so, which is why only the more interesting ones stick in my head. I remember one dream when I was a man and I had sex - since then I have had penis envy.

wat
In my dream sex was so much better as a man hence me being jealous of men having penises and having better sex.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 14, 2013, 04:44:44 AM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/imv4oy.jpg)

Being ugly is tiring.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on September 14, 2013, 06:36:19 AM
Thork, why do you keep posting pictures of your child?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on September 14, 2013, 06:47:19 AM
I always remember at least one dream every morning when I wake but if I don't focus on the memory I lose it after an hour or so, which is why only the more interesting ones stick in my head. I remember one dream when I was a man and I had sex - since then I have had penis envy.

wat
In my dream sex was so much better as a man hence me being jealous of men having penises and having better sex.
This is not accurate in my experience.


Also, people tend to remember dreams if they wake in the middle of them.  So to remember, you just have to wake up before you exit that REM  cycle.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on September 14, 2013, 08:04:51 AM
Thork, why do you keep posting pictures of your child?

Wrong approach. We don't want him to think that we think he's capable of procreation.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 14, 2013, 10:56:07 AM
Have been watching dome of the new Cyancide and Happiness vids on youTube. They make me lol. Like properly. I make laughing noises.

Cyanide & Happiness - Fitness Buff (http://#)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 14, 2013, 01:25:45 PM
So last Tuesday I did a job interview in London. I thought it went pretty well. I felt optimistic. However I am going to Barcelona on business week after next and have to book flights etc. I explained this in the interview and they told me they would let me know either way on Friday so I could make plans and book flights. Its now Saturday night and I have still not heard anything.

I know that no news is not necessarily bad news, but I'm kinda sitting here waiting for the phone to ring all weekend and I'm feeling if they wanted me they would have called me in time. 

I just want to know really. Its ruining my weekend.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 14, 2013, 01:32:15 PM
So I've decided that I'm going to go Halloweening this year, accompanying my nephew. And I am going to go as Don Juan (the character in my avvy), if I can. :] Part of me wants to go as Jacket, but that'd cost me ~$100. Don Juan is awesome anyway, and the costume is simple enough! All I need is a horse head, that green shirt, jeans, a baseball bat and some fake blood.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 14, 2013, 01:34:16 PM
So I've decided that I'm going to go Halloweening this year, accompanying my nephew. And I am going to go as Don Juan (the character in my avvy), if I can. :] Part of me wants to go as Jacket, but that'd cost me ~$100. Don Juan is awesome anyway, and the costume is simple enough! All I need is a horse head, that green shirt, jeans, a baseball bat and some fake blood.
You are going to a party wearing a latex horses head?

You won't pull. Get out there. Show your face, put on some make up and bag a partner.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on September 14, 2013, 03:30:37 PM
So last Tuesday I did a job interview in London. I thought it went pretty well. I felt optimistic. However I am going to Barcelona on business week after next and have to book flights etc. I explained this in the interview and they told me they would let me know either way on Friday so I could make plans and book flights. Its now Saturday night and I have still not heard anything.

I know that no news is not necessarily bad news, but I'm kinda sitting here waiting for the phone to ring all weekend and I'm feeling if they wanted me they would have called me in time. 

I just want to know really. Its ruining my weekend.  :(
Well they're likely not there now so if you don't hear anything by Monday afternoon (their time), call them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on September 14, 2013, 03:38:16 PM
They may have offered the job to someone else and are waiting for them to accept the offer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 14, 2013, 03:56:16 PM
They may have offered the job to someone else and are waiting for them to accept the offer.
They are supposed to pick two/three candidates and send them to the US for the final stage.

There are no offers at this stage. They told me in the last interview that they would move the final interview forward for me and make the other candidates go early.I said I could cancel my Barcelona trip if I had enough notice but they said they would work around it. So I've no idea what is happening now. Either they really like me, or they think I haven't a chance anyway.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 14, 2013, 06:24:47 PM
There is no job in the world that needs a process this long and convoluted to select the best candidate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on September 14, 2013, 06:38:05 PM
There is no job in the world in the world that needs a process this long and convoluted to select the best candidate.

There is also the possibility he is making it all up.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on September 14, 2013, 06:39:03 PM
There is no job in the world in the world that needs a process this long and convoluted to select the best candidate.
Oh there is.  Its just usually CEO level crap.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on September 14, 2013, 07:17:20 PM
Must be the Carmot Examining Office
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 14, 2013, 08:12:01 PM
I broke my friend's jaw tonight. :( It was one of those things that's hilarious until you realize it was awful.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 14, 2013, 08:26:20 PM
I broke my friend's jaw tonight. :( It was one of those things that's hilarious until you realize it was awful.
How did you manage that?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 14, 2013, 08:54:26 PM
He picked up a basketball at a party and went to shoot it but I flicked a soccer ball at him with my foot and it hit him right in the face.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on September 14, 2013, 09:35:04 PM
Wow wtf.  Worst luck ever.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on September 14, 2013, 11:07:18 PM
There is no job in the world in the world that needs a process this long and convoluted to select the best candidate.
Or, perhaps, Thork is a whiny and stupid penguin that is incapable of understanding the process and exaggerates and misunderstands the situation he has somehow bumbled his way into. Because he's dumb.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 15, 2013, 01:30:45 AM
He picked up a basketball at a party and went to shoot it but I flicked a soccer ball at him with my foot and it hit him right in the face.

You are a bad friend.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 15, 2013, 04:52:42 AM
He picked up a basketball at a party and went to shoot it but I flicked a soccer ball at him with my foot and it hit him right in the face.

You are a bad friend.

This is correct, I'm afraid.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 15, 2013, 05:05:24 AM
There is no job in the world in the world that needs a process this long and convoluted to select the best candidate.
Oh there is.  Its just usually CEO level crap.

No, it still shouldn't take more than a few weeks to select a new CEO, and it usually doesn't.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 15, 2013, 05:18:08 AM
There is no job in the world in the world that needs a process this long and convoluted to select the best candidate.
Oh there is.  Its just usually CEO level crap.

No, it still shouldn't take more than a few weeks to select a new CEO, and it usually doesn't.
I'm not going for a job as a CEO, but anyway, its taking forever.  :(

Starting to think I was unsuccessful. I really wanted that job too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on September 15, 2013, 11:39:50 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/mt8fx3.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 15, 2013, 11:55:40 AM
Nah, I have done 2 telephone interviews and seperately been rung up to discuss terms and conditions. They know my number.

One positive is that I asked for a travel allowance. They then re-issued the job spec including a travel allowance. I guess all candidates must have asked for various things but it was the one I asked for that was granted. Not a signing on bonus or relocation fee or any other changes.

I also said I'd have to cancel current plans to make the final stage so would like prior info. They said they'd just move the last stage to next week to accommodate me and make all the other candidates go early.

Finally I thought I did a pretty good job on interview day. I am a good fit for this job.

I left feeling pretty good about it but the fact they said they would get back to me early on Friday and they didn't has shaken my confidence a bit. Now I'm erring on the side of they didn't get back because I don't need to make any plans.

I mostly just want to be put out of my misery now. I've been waiting 2 months to conclude this. I either want this super-awesome job or I want to be able to forget all about it and move on. This limbo is crappy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 15, 2013, 01:14:06 PM
What exactly is this job you're applying for, anyway?  Look, you don't need to give us the name of the company or anything, but a description of the job itself might help us understand why they're treating what should be a simple hiring process as if it's some kind of elimination-based reality show.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 15, 2013, 01:19:08 PM
What exactly is this job you're applying for, anyway?  Look, you don't need to give us the name of the company or anything, but a description of the job itself might help us understand why they're treating what should be a simple hiring process as if it's some kind of elimination-based reality show.

stuff

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 15, 2013, 01:23:32 PM
Oh, that job.  Sorry, but they've already given it to me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 15, 2013, 01:26:18 PM
Oh, that job.  Sorry, but they've already given it to me.
I'll find you.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 15, 2013, 01:32:21 PM
Oh, I forgot, there is also an annual bonus of 15% of the salary.


Handy for Christmas.



I just don't think the universe wants to make it that easy for me. My life doesn't tend to work like that. Karma hates me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 15, 2013, 01:36:31 PM
Karma hates me.

Oh gee, I wonder why.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 15, 2013, 01:38:16 PM
Karma hates me.

Oh gee, I wonder why.
So do I. So do I.  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on September 15, 2013, 01:51:27 PM
Just call them Monday. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 15, 2013, 01:52:25 PM
Just call them Monday.
I will. But I'll have to wait until the late afternoon because you lazy American bastards stay in bed 5-8 hours longer than us.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on September 15, 2013, 02:07:03 PM
Just call them Monday.
I will. But I'll have to wait until the late afternoon because you lazy American bastards stay in bed 5-8 hours longer than us.
That's why we're superior. :p
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on September 15, 2013, 02:12:37 PM
Karma hates me.

Oh gee, I wonder why.
So do a lot of other people.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on September 15, 2013, 02:50:32 PM
That job looks like it's highly dependent on performance. If you don't sell you get fired.

That's not a job I would want.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on September 15, 2013, 02:53:08 PM
I'm off to Belgium, France and Germany this week, all expenses paid.

I may take some pictures.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 15, 2013, 02:57:05 PM
That job looks like it's highly dependent on performance. If you don't sell you get fired.

That's not a job I would want.
Nope. The salesmen sell. I just provide information to help them. Its not a commission job like the sales jobs.

I'm off to Belgium, France and Germany this week, all expenses paid.

I may take some pictures.
Nice when work is decent to you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 15, 2013, 05:49:46 PM
I'm off to Belgium, France and Germany this week, all expenses paid.

I may take some pictures.
Lucky bastard.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 16, 2013, 12:02:15 AM
I'm off to Belgium, France and Germany this week, all expenses paid.

I may take some pictures.
Lucky bastard.

He's not that lucky - he has to go to France.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 16, 2013, 04:13:01 AM
I'm off to Belgium, France and Germany this week, all expenses paid.

I may take some pictures.
Lucky bastard.

He's not that lucky - he has to go to France.
What's wrong with France?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 16, 2013, 04:19:41 AM
I'm off to Belgium, France and Germany this week, all expenses paid.

I may take some pictures.
Lucky bastard.

He's not that lucky - he has to go to France.
What's wrong with France?

Its France.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2013, 04:21:55 AM
France is full of frogs.  It is the Tennessee of Europe, but they probably have a few more teeth.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 16, 2013, 09:09:44 AM
I'm off to Belgium, France and Germany this week, all expenses paid.

I may take some pictures.
Lucky bastard.

He's not that lucky - he has to go to France.
What's wrong with France?

Its France.
So apart from being extremely beautiful...?

If it's just the French that's a problem- who cares? Obnoxious people are everywhere.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 16, 2013, 10:46:24 AM
I'm off to Belgium, France and Germany this week, all expenses paid.

I may take some pictures.
Lucky bastard.

He's not that lucky - he has to go to France.
What's wrong with France?

Its France.
So apart from being extremely beautiful...?

If it's just the French that's a problem- who cares? Obnoxious people are everywhere.

I care.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 16, 2013, 10:52:49 AM
So it really is just the people then? That's silly, GayGay.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 16, 2013, 11:19:48 AM
Rooster is correct.  Things like landscapes and history are of far more importance when judging a country's worth than its inhabitants.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 16, 2013, 11:38:18 AM
Rooster is correct.  Things like landscapes and history are of far more importance when judging a country's worth than its inhabitants.
Than it's inhabitants, yes. But not things like laws and policies. I mean damn, I live surrounded by conservative christian rednecks and meth heads. You learn to ignore the trash.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 16, 2013, 11:49:29 AM
Rooster is correct.  Things like landscapes and history are of far more importance when judging a country's worth than its inhabitants.
Than it's inhabitants, yes. But not things like laws and policies. I mean damn, I live surrounded by conservative christian rednecks and meth heads. You learn to ignore the trash.

Don't be a Thork.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on September 16, 2013, 11:53:32 AM
Living in the bible belt is fun isn't it?  The people may not be the only judge of the area, but they will surely leave a bad taste in your mouth with horrible interactions.  I'm sure that once you get away from Paris, France is quite the amazing place.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 16, 2013, 12:12:32 PM
Rooster is correct.  Things like landscapes and history are of far more importance when judging a country's worth than its inhabitants.
Than it's inhabitants, yes. But not things like laws and policies. I mean damn, I live surrounded by conservative christian rednecks and meth heads. You learn to ignore the trash.

Don't be a Thork.
Sorry.  :-[

Living in the bible belt is fun isn't it?  The people may not be the only judge of the area, but they will surely leave a bad taste in your mouth with horrible interactions.  I'm sure that once you get away from Paris, France is quite the amazing place.
Honestly, I've gotten used to everything in the bible belt so it's not such a terrible place. Although I'll never get used to seeing fat women in tiny shorts and big cowboy boots walking around with their flab and cellulite shamelessy jiggling and rippling with every step. ew
But anyway, France seems lovely.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on September 17, 2013, 11:42:30 AM
Western Europe is middle tier. I can imagine after the new factor wears off, you'll realize that the houses are old and creaky and the plumbing seems as though it hasn't been updated since the early 1900s. You'll find, in France at least, that everything is about 15% more expensive and there are Muslims all around selling knockoff sports equipment for full price. Make sure you wear your wallet around your neck because stealing from tourists is how Frenchmen pay for their dinner. If you go to the UK, make sure to pack yourself enough lunches for the duration of the visit. I can't think of anything bad about Germany, so you should make that your one and only stop.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 17, 2013, 04:02:24 PM
I can't think of anything bad about Germany
So the Jews died for nothing.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on September 17, 2013, 04:09:52 PM
I can't think of anything bad about Germany
So the Jews died for nothing.  >:(

The most recent research suggests that nothing happened to the Jews in Germany.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 17, 2013, 06:52:20 PM
I can't think of anything bad about Germany
So the Jews died for nothing.  >:(

The most recent research suggests that nothing happened to the Jews in Germany.

Iran has acknowledged this.  It is true. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on September 18, 2013, 09:24:19 AM
Well Thork? Any word?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 18, 2013, 11:16:21 AM
Well Thork? Any word?

I e-mailed them late on Monday night to ask what the deuce?

I got the following response
Quote from: HR dude
Thork,

Thanks for your message.  You are certainly a fantastic candidate.  Please
book your trip to Barcelona and we will be in better position to give you
an update soon.  It will not be the end of the world to have you come to
****** after you finish in Barcelona if we need you to come to ******
as a finalist.

And I was like "ok, will do thanks",

and he said
Quote from: HR dude
Thanks for your understanding.  We apologize that we are not as nimble as we'd like to be with these decisions and are awaiting timing of next steps
from our superiors.

So basically they still haven't made up their mind. The waiting continues.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on September 18, 2013, 12:55:09 PM
I feel bad for ye.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on September 19, 2013, 02:00:20 PM
'Mon Thork!

Also hi, I've just got back from Iceland.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on September 19, 2013, 03:42:41 PM
Also hi, I've just got back from Iceland.

Did you have an ice trip?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on September 19, 2013, 03:53:02 PM
Also hi, I've just got back from Iceland.

Did you have an ice trip?
And you have the nerve to complain about my jokes. ::)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on September 20, 2013, 01:41:04 AM
I found multiple proofs of FET.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 20, 2013, 11:31:12 PM
My workplace gave me a 50$ Amazon giftcard and called me out for being one of the fastest learners on the account and for going beyond what I was hired to do. Whereas I thought I was constantly drowning under how complicated things were and just felt dumb the guy I work with closely said I was doing senior level work.

I'm also in the running for the free fancy dinner perk that 10 data and 10 sales people will go on. I'm the newest hire getting these recognitions (beating out the other 2 guys that I was hired with).

Makes me feel all proud and junk. :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on September 21, 2013, 03:17:45 AM
YEAAHH rooster!

Grats on being a good member of society
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 21, 2013, 03:52:59 AM
Keep up the good work, rooster.  No more cleaning other people's houses for you.   :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on September 21, 2013, 05:59:16 AM
Yay rooster kicking ass!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 21, 2013, 06:35:31 AM
Keep up the good work, rooster.  No more cleaning other people's houses for you.   :D
ahaha yes, let's hope that's true.

Thanks guys. I am a productive member of society. :3
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 21, 2013, 12:33:35 PM
Huzzah for rooster!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on September 21, 2013, 12:34:42 PM
Jolly good!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on September 21, 2013, 12:48:32 PM
France, Germany and Belgium was good. I ate far too much bread and cheese.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 21, 2013, 01:59:48 PM
I sprained my ankle today. It's bummin me out right now.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 21, 2013, 02:13:12 PM
I sprained my ankle today. It's bummin me out right now.
How?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 21, 2013, 02:15:48 PM
I was playing soccer. I went up for a header, got shoved in air, and rolled it as I landed. The whole front of my ankle is swollen.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 21, 2013, 02:34:45 PM
You are either a 12 year old girl or sokarul. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 21, 2013, 02:39:48 PM
You are either stupid and dumb.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on September 21, 2013, 02:40:48 PM
You are either.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 21, 2013, 05:12:18 PM
In Barcelona. V.drunk.  :D

Love you all. Walk with Thork to follow.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 21, 2013, 05:23:45 PM
Hi drunk Thork!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 21, 2013, 06:48:37 PM
That sounds like Thork is making another video.  I always enjoy a good Thork video.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on September 22, 2013, 12:18:19 AM
i got hurt and i tied cause i pro
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on September 22, 2013, 07:27:38 AM
Eddy BABY!


Wag1
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Excelsior John on September 22, 2013, 12:33:08 PM
That sounds like Thork is making another video.  I always enjoy a good Thork video.
Thork is back?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 22, 2013, 12:46:35 PM
Thork never left.  He lied to us.  I am so disappoint. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Adolf Hipster on September 22, 2013, 02:12:02 PM
That sounds like Thork is making another video.  I always enjoy a good Thork video.
Thork is back?
Thork is AEvan.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on September 22, 2013, 08:06:28 PM
That sounds like Thork is making another video.  I always enjoy a good Thork video.
Thork is back?
Thork is Adolf Hipster
I'm watching you, punk
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 24, 2013, 01:09:07 PM
Ok guise. Time for another walk with Thork. For those new to the site, brace yourself. My voice does not sound like that of an Internet tyrant. I am one, I just have the wrong voice.  >o<

Fountain (http://#)

Escalator (http://#)

More stairs (http://#)

Magic fount (http://#)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 24, 2013, 01:19:53 PM
I always pronounced it "Mark-Joe".
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 24, 2013, 01:30:46 PM
I always pronounced it "Mark-Joe".
Thats because you are an idiot.

Magic2 (http://#)

Last one (http://#)

Last last one (http://#)
owner
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 24, 2013, 01:47:28 PM
I always pronounced it "Mark-Joe".
That's because you are an idiot.


Or because there is a j
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on September 24, 2013, 02:25:47 PM
Who is Marco?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 24, 2013, 04:14:06 PM
Is that a million degrees Celsius, or Kelvin?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 24, 2013, 05:07:26 PM
Or because there is a j

The j comes before the k.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 24, 2013, 05:30:50 PM
Or because there is a j

The j comes before the k.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=13552 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=13552)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 24, 2013, 06:06:43 PM
He's older than dirt, and nobody even knows his name? Stupidity reins in tfes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on September 24, 2013, 07:17:56 PM
It's pronounced Mark-J-O.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 24, 2013, 07:50:24 PM
So we missed the hot Spanish women and the green parrots?! Way to go, Thonk.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 24, 2013, 07:59:23 PM
Or because there is a j

The j comes before the k.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=13552 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=13552)

Thank you for proving me right.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on September 24, 2013, 09:36:37 PM
It's pronounced Mark-J-O.

Incorrect.

So we missed the hot Spanish women and the green parrots?! Way to go, Thurk.

Fixed.

(http://img.sjm.so/thurk)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 24, 2013, 10:44:16 PM
That is wonderful

Also, if all goes well, I will have a Wii U at the end of this week. Specifically, the Zelda Wii U, with the awesome design on the gamepad and the free copy of Wind Waker HD. I cannot express the giddiness building up within me at this very moment
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 25, 2013, 02:28:22 AM
It's pronounced Mark-J-O.
No, it isn't.

He's older than dirt, and nobody even knows his name?
I don't think anybody cares. He's just the guy that shits up all our threads.

So we missed the hot Spanish women and the green parrots?! Way to go, Thonk.
I'm new to walking in Barcelona. :-(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on September 25, 2013, 05:26:29 AM
It's pronounced Mark-J-O.
Incorrect.
Irrelevant.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 25, 2013, 05:29:52 AM
I'm new to walking in Barcelona. :-(

Do you walk differently in Barcelona? 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 25, 2013, 06:56:32 AM
I'm new to walking in Barcelona. :-(

Do you walk differently in Barcelona?
Yeah, I have a Spanish walk that I use here so that I don't look too much like a tourist.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on September 25, 2013, 01:19:42 PM
Do you walk with a lisp?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 25, 2013, 01:22:57 PM
Cuddle up to your favourite troll. Here's some more fountain.

Fountain at night (http://#)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 26, 2013, 10:37:25 AM
I didn't get the job. It was for a company called Gulfstream.

I asked the guy if I was to do the interview tomorrow, what piece of advice would he give me? He said I was the perfect candidate and didn't have any advice. He said the deck was heavily stacked against me and that they had to go with a guy with "significant Gulfstream experience".

In other words they gave the job internally as they planned all along and the interview process was just hr ticking boxes. What a complete waste of my time and money. Days off work to interview. Time preparing presentations, train fares, new shirt and two months of this crap.

I'm gutted. I'm going out to drink myself blind. :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on September 26, 2013, 10:39:57 AM
In other words they gave the job internally as they planned all along and the interview process was just hr ticking boxes. What a complete waste of my time and money. Days off work to interview. Time preparing presentations, train fares, new shirt and two months of this crap.

It was quite obvious from the start that you were applying with a bureaucrat-ridden organisation. While this wasn't the obvious conclusion, I am not in the least bit surprised, given the other things you have told us about the company.

I feel bad for you, broseph, but next time try picking an employer that isn't full of shit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on September 26, 2013, 10:42:45 AM
I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO... (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 26, 2013, 10:50:07 AM
I didn't get the job. It was for a company called Gulfstream.

I asked the guy if I was to do the interview tomorrow, what piece of advice would he give me? He said I was the perfect candidate and didn't have any advice. He said the deck was heavily stacked against me and that they had to go with a guy with "significant Gulfstream experience".

In other words they gave the job internally as they planned all along and the interview process was just hr ticking boxes. What a complete waste of my time and money. Days off work to interview. Time preparing presentations, train fares, new shirt and two months of this crap.

I'm gutted. I'm going out to drink myself blind. :'(

lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 26, 2013, 10:50:24 AM
That sucks. Sorry Thonk. Look on the bright-side, at least you already have a job.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on September 26, 2013, 10:51:55 AM
lol

Too far. Not cool, bro.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on September 26, 2013, 11:42:09 AM
I'm sorry Thork :(, I for one will never buy a Gulfstream jet because of this.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 26, 2013, 11:43:11 AM
Look at the positive side, Thork.  At least you got some interviewing experience.  Next one will be easier now.

Also, what hoppy said. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on September 26, 2013, 01:02:16 PM
I feel like I should say something like "tough luck Thork" or "You'll get 'em next time", but honestly Saddam said it best.
lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on September 26, 2013, 01:06:10 PM
Sorry it didn't work out.  You have my sympathy.

Also, splurge on the good stuff.  No sense in going blind if you only drink cheap crap.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on September 26, 2013, 01:16:06 PM
Thork become a millionaire get them to give you their sales pitch, string them along and then wait until the last minute to blow them off.

Then buy a plane form a competitor.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 26, 2013, 01:34:10 PM
Bought cigarettes and beer. Am fucking mortal!

Will make some seriously detailed conspiracy threads about General Dynamics when I sober up.

they have made a very powerful enemy! >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on September 26, 2013, 01:55:51 PM
Get em Thork! :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on September 26, 2013, 02:09:29 PM
GET MORTAL MAH BOI


Also fuck the man that's lame as fuck

Also why doesn't Mugsy call me Mah Boi no more

Also my house is finally not empty which is nice. Alcohol has flowed pretty steadily for the last few days
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 26, 2013, 03:46:38 PM
Bought cigarettes and beer.

Thork, throw away the cigarettes.  Don't let them take the last year, or whatever achievement you have, away from you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on September 26, 2013, 03:51:35 PM
I just remembered that hot video of Thork smoking.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on September 26, 2013, 04:15:51 PM
I finally got my wisdom teeth removed this morning. I was pretty nervous about it, but it turned out pretty good. Surprisingly, I wasn't uncomfortable in the slightest before or during the procedure. I am hoping that it helps with the jaw problems I've been having. Though, at least I don't have to worry about getting them removed anymore.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 26, 2013, 04:22:47 PM
Great news, Foxy.  I told you it would not be that bad.  Get on IRC later.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on September 26, 2013, 05:07:26 PM
I just remembered that hot video of Thork smoking.
You're not helping.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on September 26, 2013, 08:09:14 PM
I just remembered that hot video of Thork smoking.
You're not helping.
Yes she is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 27, 2013, 12:30:17 AM
I just remembered that hot video of Thork smoking.
You're not helping.
Yes she is.

rooster is a he.    >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on September 27, 2013, 12:41:22 AM
It's ok. Being a business douche requires forfeiting your dignity and any values you hold. Eating, sleeping, and breathing "the company" isn't worth more pay in my opinion.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on September 27, 2013, 01:08:32 AM
Andrew is so hip and cool.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on September 27, 2013, 01:23:37 AM
Andrew is so hip and cool.

Don't forget edgy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 27, 2013, 08:17:28 AM
Thork fell off the wagon.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 28, 2013, 04:53:21 PM
Ok, I'm home now. Just a bit of house-keeping.

Ugly-baby is still ugly.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/rb9swh.jpg)

I'm not going to add all the other pictures. You know its an ugly baby. We're all back up to speed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 28, 2013, 04:58:32 PM
Thork fell off the wagon.

Is it true?  Have you relapsed into smoking again?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 28, 2013, 05:02:06 PM
Thork fell off the wagon.

Is it true?  Have you relapsed into smoking again?
I smoked the 20 I bought. I'm home now. The heat was making me want to smoke. That and the tale of misery that is my career.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 28, 2013, 05:17:06 PM
On a related note, I'm about to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the last time I smoked a cigarette.  Funny that it coincides so closely with the day Thork became a smoker again lol.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on September 28, 2013, 09:55:16 PM
Arcade Fire performed "Reflektor" (<3) and a new song on Saturday Night Live. I am so excite for the album, WHY CANT IT COME SOONER
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on September 28, 2013, 10:03:43 PM
On a related note, I'm about to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the last time I smoked a cigarette.  Funny that it coincides so closely with the day Thork became a smoker again lol.
Congrats Roundy!
Smoking is absolutely worthless with all the other nicotine alternatives available.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 29, 2013, 02:32:52 AM
On a related note, I'm about to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the last time I smoked a cigarette.  Funny that it coincides so closely with the day Thork became a smoker again lol.

Well done Roundy, I am very proud of you  :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on September 29, 2013, 01:48:35 PM
On a related note, I'm about to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the last time I smoked a cigarette.  Funny that it coincides so closely with the day Thork became a smoker again lol.

Congratulations.
Seriously though, good job! I am ashamed to admit that I have smoked almost two since I posted that I was quitting. Though, they felt disgusting so it hasn't been too hard to stay away from them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 29, 2013, 04:18:09 PM
Naughty foxy.


I have been spreading the flat earth world  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 30, 2013, 07:13:11 AM
So I have a few more walk with Thork vids from Barcelona that I couldn't upload because they were too big and Spanish wifi was crap.

(http://)

(http://)

(http://)

(http://)

 

 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on September 30, 2013, 07:14:03 AM

(http://)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 02, 2013, 12:10:02 PM
Tagged along with my friend to his college. While he was in class I stood with a cord and watched SMS crazy. Religious people preach. 'Twas part entertaining, part sad.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 02, 2013, 12:22:44 PM
Tagged along with my friend to his college. While he was in class I stood with a cord and watched SMS crazy. Religious people preach. 'Twas part entertaining, part sad.
Atheists are the sad ones. Atheism doesn't enrich anyone's life one jot.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on October 02, 2013, 12:38:58 PM
Tagged along with my friend to his college. While he was in class I stood with a cord and watched SMS crazy. Religious people preach. 'Twas part entertaining, part sad.
Atheists are the sad ones. Atheism doesn't enrich anyone's life one jot.

Hey buddy, I'm pretty happy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 02, 2013, 12:42:18 PM
Tagged along with my friend to his college. While he was in class I stood with a cord and watched SMS crazy. Religious people preach. 'Twas part entertaining, part sad.
Atheists are the sad ones. Atheism doesn't enrich anyone's life one jot.

Says the atheist.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 02, 2013, 12:59:38 PM
Jesus autocorrect screwed that up.

*stood with a crowd and watched some crazy religious people preach
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 02, 2013, 01:01:15 PM
Atheists are the sad ones. Atheism doesn't enrich anyone's life one jot.

Incorrect.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on October 02, 2013, 01:20:53 PM
I know plenty of atheist who have an enriched life. If anything their life is more enriched because they don't have to live towards a ridiculous dogma.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 02, 2013, 02:39:32 PM
Tagged along with my friend to his college. While he was in class I stood with a cord and watched SMS crazy. Religious people preach. 'Twas part entertaining, part sad.
Atheists are the sad ones. Atheism doesn't enrich anyone's life one jot.

Says the atheist.
I'm a deist.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 02, 2013, 03:15:40 PM
Yes, my life is so empty because I can't believe in a bad fairy tale. I would rather have some old mythology guiding my actions and moral compass than a terrible story from the middle east.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 02, 2013, 03:37:33 PM
Yes, my life is so empty because I can't believe in a bad fairy tale. I would rather have some old mythology guiding my actions and moral compass than a terrible story from the middle east.

Dear Lord ,i pray in the name of Jesus that you bless Roxanne today and go with her and her family and show yourself to her that she my sister in the Lord will know you and come to love you ,thank you Father as i plea the Blood over her this day Amen!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 02, 2013, 04:29:27 PM
Yes, my life is so empty because I can't believe in a bad fairy tale. I would rather have some old mythology guiding my actions and moral compass than a terrible story from the middle east.

Dear Lord ,i pray in the name of Jesus that you bless Roxanne today and go with her and her family and show yourself to her that she my sister in the Lord will know you and come to love you ,thank you Father as i plea the Blood over her this day Amen!
ahahaha oh I totally forgot about that horribly stupid woman.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 02, 2013, 04:32:01 PM
Yes, my life is so empty because I can't believe in a bad fairy tale. I would rather have some old mythology guiding my actions and moral compass than a terrible story from the middle east.

Dear Lord ,i pray in the name of Jesus that you bless Roxanne today and go with her and her family and show yourself to her that she my sister in the Lord will know you and come to love you ,thank you Father as i plea the Blood over her this day Amen!
ahahaha oh I totally forgot about that horribly stupid woman.
Saddam remembers everything.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 03, 2013, 03:42:19 AM
I've started uni again. It's fun! And I've already made friends with speakers of every language I study so lots of learning
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 03, 2013, 06:11:57 PM
I was interviewed by an italian news anchor in NYC about the shutdown.
TG5.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 03, 2013, 11:01:42 PM
I was interviewed by an italian news anchor in NYC about the shutdown.
TG5.

Did you tell them the true shape of the Earth?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2013, 03:17:07 AM
I was interviewed by an italian news anchor in NYC about the shutdown.
TG5.

Did you tell them the true shape of the Earth?

If he didn't I will be very angry  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 04, 2013, 03:35:32 AM
I was interviewed by an italian news anchor in NYC about the shutdown.
TG5.

Did you tell them the true shape of the Earth?
It didn't come up and I was in a hurry to finish.  Sorry. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2013, 03:47:32 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 04, 2013, 03:55:21 AM
Am I on..
 The List?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 04, 2013, 04:16:35 AM
What did you say?

Did you use the word 'facetious'?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 04, 2013, 04:33:18 AM
What did you say?

Did you use the word 'facetious'?
In said "shutdown" (that was important for her).
She asked me a few questions like what the shutdown means for people, how things have changed, and what I think will happen.

I told her most people don't notice it in the short term and unless one side blinks first the two parties will collapse under their own weight.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2013, 05:08:49 AM
Am I on..
 The List?

Yes  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 04, 2013, 06:07:22 AM
Am I on..
 The List?

Yes  >:(
Crraaaapppp.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2013, 08:19:16 AM
Am I on..
 The List?

Yes  >:(
Crraaaapppp.

Its your own fault.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 05, 2013, 10:04:52 AM
Sleepy Hollow NY is a tourist trap.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 05, 2013, 10:07:30 AM
What did you say?

Did you use the word 'facetious'?
In said "shutdown" (that was important for her).
She asked me a few questions like what the shutdown means for people, how things have changed, and what I think will happen.

I told her most people don't notice it in the short term and unless one side blinks first the two parties will collapse under their own weight.
You should have told her that it doesn't matter because the Federal Reserve is in charge anyway.

I notice that the Fed is still open for business.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 06, 2013, 02:43:00 AM
I've just watched the video for 'Wrecking Ball' by Miley Cyrus and I was surprised by how tasteful it actually is. Is the problem literally just that she has no clothes on for some of it? What's wrong with everyone?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on October 06, 2013, 02:51:48 AM
Pretty sure people have an issue with her live performances, not her music videos.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 06, 2013, 03:14:42 AM
Nah people have been getting upset specifically about her riding a wrecking ball naked and licking a sledgehammer. Yes, both of the things happen in the video but I think it's pretty tasteful.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 06, 2013, 03:41:54 AM
Nah people have been getting upset specifically about her riding a wrecking ball naked and licking a sledgehammer. Yes, both of the things happen in the video but I think it's pretty tasteful.
I made a miley cyrus thread. No one was interested!  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on October 06, 2013, 04:37:31 AM
Is there anyway to unsubscribe or ignore threads?

I want to unsubscribe and ignore this one

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59595.1300/topicseen.html#.UlFLE4ashb0 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59595.1300/topicseen.html#.UlFLE4ashb0)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 06, 2013, 04:55:44 AM
Is there anyway to unsubscribe or ignore threads?

I want to unsubscribe and ignore this one

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59595.1300/topicseen.html#.UlFLE4ashb0 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59595.1300/topicseen.html#.UlFLE4ashb0)
Do you think I want to be subscribed to the >o< thread? Or the numbers games? Or the Thork is terrible thread? >o<

Suck it up. that's how life at FES is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 06, 2013, 05:03:23 AM
Imagine chewing through a bucket of uncooked basmati rice in order to taste one single hundred-and-thousand. That's the FES forum.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 06, 2013, 05:15:14 AM
Imagine chewing through a bucket of uncooked basmati rice in order to taste one single hundred-and-thousand. That's the FES forum.
I could save you a lot of time and effort.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=194682 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=194682)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 06, 2013, 05:19:39 AM
The homo tension.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 06, 2013, 05:44:56 AM
Is there anyway to unsubscribe or ignore threads?

I want to unsubscribe and ignore this one

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59595.1300/topicseen.html#.UlFLE4ashb0 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59595.1300/topicseen.html#.UlFLE4ashb0)
Click the "unnotify" button next to reply on the last post.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on October 06, 2013, 05:52:34 AM
Is there anyway to unsubscribe or ignore threads?

I want to unsubscribe and ignore this one

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Click the "unnotify" button next to reply on the last post.

There is no unnotify button.

I replied in the thread and now I can't unsubscribe.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 06, 2013, 06:09:27 AM
Is there anyway to unsubscribe or ignore threads?

I want to unsubscribe and ignore this one

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59595.1300/topicseen.html#.UlFLE4ashb0 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59595.1300/topicseen.html#.UlFLE4ashb0)
Click the "unnotify" button next to reply on the last post.

There is no unnotify button.
You are probably the first person ever to get trolled by Lorddave. I didn't think stupidity like that was possible.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on October 06, 2013, 06:16:41 AM
Is there anyway to unsubscribe or ignore threads?

I want to unsubscribe and ignore this one

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Click the "unnotify" button next to reply on the last post.

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You are probably the first person ever to get trolled by Lorddave. I didn't think stupidity like that was possible.

Surprisingly I'm fine with how you define stupidity.

Now, is there a way to unsubscribe from that thread?

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 06, 2013, 06:19:09 AM
Is there anyway to unsubscribe or ignore threads?

I want to unsubscribe and ignore this one

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Click the "unnotify" button next to reply on the last post.

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You are probably the first person ever to get trolled by Lorddave. I didn't think stupidity like that was possible.

Surprisingly I'm fine with how you define stupidity.

Now, is there a way to unsubscribe from that thread?
You deserve to be part of that thread. You really do.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 06, 2013, 07:13:33 AM
Is there anyway to unsubscribe or ignore threads?

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Click the "unnotify" button next to reply on the last post.

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You are probably the first person ever to get trolled by Lorddave. I didn't think stupidity like that was possible.
As much as I'd like to take credit for a successful troll, I can't as I was not trolling.

Do you not have this button?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Lord_dave/Notify_zps768e69b9.jpg)

When clicked it will notify you every time a post occurs in the thread.  Which I assume is what you mean by subscribe.
If you are subscribed to a thread, this button will show "unnotify"

You can also go to profile-> forum profile-> modify profile ->Notifications
And uncheck it there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on October 06, 2013, 07:26:37 AM
Is there anyway to unsubscribe or ignore threads?

I want to unsubscribe and ignore this one

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Click the "unnotify" button next to reply on the last post.

There is no unnotify button.
You are probably the first person ever to get trolled by Lorddave. I didn't think stupidity like that was possible.
As much as I'd like to take credit for a successful troll, I can't as I was not trolling.

Do you not have this button?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Lord_dave/Notify_zps768e69b9.jpg)

When clicked it will notify you every time a post occurs in the thread.  Which I assume is what you mean by subscribe.
If you are subscribed to a thread, this button will show "unnotify"

You can also go to profile-> forum profile-> modify profile ->Notifications
And uncheck it there.

I can unnotify threads, I've done it in the past. I've not selected to be notified of this thread. I made the mistake of posting in it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 06, 2013, 07:30:05 AM
I can unnotify threads, I've done it in the past. I've not selected to be notified of this thread. I made the mistake of posting in it.
That shouldn't cause you to be subscribed to it.  Do you get notified or something?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on October 06, 2013, 07:40:12 AM
I can unnotify threads, I've done it in the past. I've not selected to be notified of this thread. I made the mistake of posting in it.
That shouldn't cause you to be subscribed to it.  Do you get notified or something?

It's ok, I can live with it.

Thanks anyway.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 06, 2013, 08:26:49 AM
I didn't think the Wrecking Ball video was terrible, just silly. But I am tired of seeing her skinny legs.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on October 06, 2013, 09:27:34 AM
She is trying too hard to be sexy.  She should just leak a sex tape and get it over with.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on October 06, 2013, 09:56:12 AM
Nobody wants to let little Hannah Montana grow up.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on October 06, 2013, 02:06:58 PM
Miley, You're a Good Girl (Jon Lajoie) (http://#)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on October 06, 2013, 08:21:28 PM
Somebody told me they thought I was in my early thirties today.  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 06, 2013, 08:26:25 PM
WTF?  You look like a furry teenager.

I, on the other hand, would have taken that as a compliment. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on October 06, 2013, 08:44:47 PM
I was also mistaken for a professor recently. I'm 19, which makes me 17 years better than Thork.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 06, 2013, 08:57:06 PM
I got carded for cigarettes the other day.  lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 07, 2013, 02:34:16 AM
I am literally always mistaken for a young boy
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 07, 2013, 03:19:34 AM
I felt old on Saturday night when I realised I'm nearly a decade older than the people I was partying with :( I also got ID'd for beer that same day though so that kinda evened out the feelings.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 07, 2013, 05:32:07 AM
I felt old on Saturday night when I realised I'm nearly a decade older than the people I was partying with :( I also got ID'd for beer that same day though so that kinda evened out the feelings.
Gaygay is now a cougar.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 07, 2013, 05:53:24 AM
I felt old on Saturday night when I realised I'm nearly a decade older than the people I was partying with :( I also got ID'd for beer that same day though so that kinda evened out the feelings.
Gaygay is now a cougar.

She is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 07, 2013, 12:36:54 PM
I was also mistaken for a professor recently. I'm 19, which makes me 17 years better than Thork.
Yes, but I don't smoke, drink, take drugs or take it up the bum. If you are going to live life in the fast lane, its going to take it out on your face.

Top tip: I also ensure I always get 8 hours sleep.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: FlatOrange on October 07, 2013, 02:05:27 PM
Why everyone suddenly feels they need to shame a celebrity's behavior is beyond me. WGAS
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on October 07, 2013, 03:24:21 PM
I was also mistaken for a professor recently. I'm 19, which makes me 17 years better than Thork.
Yes, but I don't smoke, drink, take drugs or take it up the bum. If you are going to live life in the fast lane, its going to take it out on your face.

Top tip: I also ensure I always get 8 hours sleep.

You don't drink, eh?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 07, 2013, 10:04:46 PM
I was also mistaken for a professor recently. I'm 19, which makes me 17 years better than Thork.
Yes, but I don't smoke, drink, take drugs or take it up the bum. If you are going to live life in the fast lane, its going to take it out on your face.

Top tip: I also ensure I always get 8 hours sleep.

You don't drink, eh?
Well not much. I mean its not a habit.

I'm not a monk!  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 08, 2013, 09:57:12 AM
I drink all the time and I still look 5. Disproven.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 08, 2013, 10:25:26 AM
I drink all the time and I still look 5. Disproven.
It will definitely catch up with you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 09, 2013, 01:09:46 AM
u wana say that 2 me fes
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2013, 02:13:42 AM
I am an angry Gayer
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 09, 2013, 04:04:41 AM
You are so cute when you are angry.   :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2013, 04:17:07 AM
Angry angry angry and cute
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on October 09, 2013, 01:53:32 PM
I can't report to work starting Monday until Washington gets its shit together.  The agency I work for is heavily funded by the feds.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 09, 2013, 01:55:36 PM
I can't report to work starting Monday until Washington gets its shit together.  The agency I work for is heavily funded by the feds.
Its my understanding that you will be paid anyway.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57606174/house-approves-back-pay-for-furloughed-workers-as-shutdown-continues/ (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57606174/house-approves-back-pay-for-furloughed-workers-as-shutdown-continues/)

You are getting paid and don't have to do any work. Stop moaning.  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on October 09, 2013, 01:58:11 PM
I can't report to work starting Monday until Washington gets its shit together.  The agency I work for is heavily funded by the feds.
Its my understanding that you will be paid anyway.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57606174/house-approves-back-pay-for-furloughed-workers-as-shutdown-continues/ (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57606174/house-approves-back-pay-for-furloughed-workers-as-shutdown-continues/)

You are getting paid and don't have to do any work. Stop moaning.  >o<
That only guarantees federal employees pay, I'm not federal.  It could be left to the discretion of our federal level agency whether or not we do.  I'll have more information in the coming days.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 09, 2013, 03:06:30 PM
This is why private companies make the best employers. They don't have shares up for public sale, so the private partnership that owns them is free to set whatever business goals they like. No petty politics, just people getting shit done.

My employer is a private company. We know how to get shit done.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on October 09, 2013, 03:23:40 PM
Cool Prapisal. Please tell us again how cool your job is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on October 09, 2013, 03:26:14 PM
We know how to get shit done.

You should focus more on getting work done.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 10, 2013, 02:49:46 AM
This is why private companies make the best employers. They don't have shares up for public sale, so the private partnership that owns them is free to set whatever business goals they like. No petty politics, just people getting shit done.

My employer is a private company. We know how to get shit done.

That only works if the owner knows how to get shit done. The obvious downside is that the company will suck dicks if you have an incompetent owner. This happened at one job I used to have. What you meant to say is that good companies make the best employers, but I think everyone knows that already.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 10, 2013, 02:55:59 AM
That only works if the owner knows how to get shit done. The obvious downside is that the company will suck dicks if you have an incompetent owner. This happened at one job I used to have. What you meant to say is that good companies make the best employers, but I think everyone knows that already.

I never said that all private companies made good employers. However, the structure of a private company is the most conducive to making good but unpopular business decisions, since there are no public shares on the market or voters to consider, and therefore no other stakeholders to keep happy. Of course it still requires competent leadership to succeed, Captain Obvious.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 10, 2013, 03:37:36 AM
That only works if the owner knows how to get shit done. The obvious downside is that the company will suck dicks if you have an incompetent owner. This happened at one job I used to have. What you meant to say is that good companies make the best employers, but I think everyone knows that already.

I never said that all private companies made good employers. However, the structure of a private company is the most conducive to making good but unpopular business decisions, since there are no public shares on the market or voters to consider, and therefore no other stakeholders to keep happy. Of course it still requires competent leadership to succeed, Captain Obvious.

So you're saying that a competent dictator is better than a group of elected officials?

Yeah, I agree.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 10, 2013, 12:29:02 PM
That only works if the owner knows how to get shit done. The obvious downside is that the company will suck dicks if you have an incompetent owner. This happened at one job I used to have. What you meant to say is that good companies make the best employers, but I think everyone knows that already.

I never said that all private companies made good employers. However, the structure of a private company is the most conducive to making good but unpopular business decisions, since there are no public shares on the market or voters to consider, and therefore no other stakeholders to keep happy. Of course it still requires competent leadership to succeed, Captain Obvious.

It's the most conducive to making decisions no one but the owner has a say in. This doesn't make it a better model. Having a large body of people vote on a particular rule or course of action is always better than one person having sole discretion.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on October 10, 2013, 02:08:02 PM
(http://duckduckgrayduck.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/aging-sucks.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on October 10, 2013, 04:13:03 PM
That only works if the owner knows how to get shit done. The obvious downside is that the company will suck dicks if you have an incompetent owner. This happened at one job I used to have. What you meant to say is that good companies make the best employers, but I think everyone knows that already.

I never said that all private companies made good employers. However, the structure of a private company is the most conducive to making good but unpopular business decisions, since there are no public shares on the market or voters to consider, and therefore no other stakeholders to keep happy. Of course it still requires competent leadership to succeed, Captain Obvious.

So you're saying that a competent dictator is better than a group of elected officials?

Yeah, I agree.

So did Rome.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 10, 2013, 04:35:14 PM
That only works if the owner knows how to get shit done. The obvious downside is that the company will suck dicks if you have an incompetent owner. This happened at one job I used to have. What you meant to say is that good companies make the best employers, but I think everyone knows that already.

I never said that all private companies made good employers. However, the structure of a private company is the most conducive to making good but unpopular business decisions, since there are no public shares on the market or voters to consider, and therefore no other stakeholders to keep happy. Of course it still requires competent leadership to succeed, Captain Obvious.

So you're saying that a competent dictator is better than a group of elected officials?

Yeah, I agree.

So did Rome.
Rome became a republic.  ???


SPQR and all that.  :-\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on October 10, 2013, 04:43:36 PM
That only works if the owner knows how to get shit done. The obvious downside is that the company will suck dicks if you have an incompetent owner. This happened at one job I used to have. What you meant to say is that good companies make the best employers, but I think everyone knows that already.

I never said that all private companies made good employers. However, the structure of a private company is the most conducive to making good but unpopular business decisions, since there are no public shares on the market or voters to consider, and therefore no other stakeholders to keep happy. Of course it still requires competent leadership to succeed, Captain Obvious.

So you're saying that a competent dictator is better than a group of elected officials?

Yeah, I agree.

So did Rome.
Rome became a republic.  ???


SPQR and all that.  :-\

Rome would appoint dictators in times of crisis to get shit done, as the senate was not always quick to make decisions.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on October 10, 2013, 05:44:09 PM
Rome became a republic.  ???

SPQR and all that.  :-\
And what happened after that, around 27BC?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 11, 2013, 07:41:38 AM
So you're saying that a competent dictator is better than a group of elected officials?

No. A dictator forces their will upon everyone else; you are free not to do business with any company you choose.

It's the most conducive to making decisions no one but the owner has a say in.

Why do you keep using the term "owner" as singular? Do you understand what a private company is?

This doesn't make it a better model. Having a large body of people vote on a particular rule or course of action is always better than one person having sole discretion.

Do you plan to back up this claim with any reasoning?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 11, 2013, 11:30:13 AM
Why do you keep using the term "owner" as singular?

Irrelevant.

Do you plan to back up this claim with any reasoning?

When multiple people have a stake in a decision, there is a higher chance that it will be the right decision because it filters out the possibility of a single person acting irrationally or for purely personal gain.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on October 11, 2013, 04:07:31 PM
Why do you keep using the term "owner" as singular? Do you understand what a private company is?
Because it's not unusual for a private company to be run by a sole proprietor.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 11, 2013, 09:59:57 PM
When multiple people have a stake in a decision, there is a higher chance that it will be the right decision because it filters out the possibility of a single person acting irrationally or for purely personal gain.

How do you define what is "the right decision"?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 12, 2013, 12:49:57 AM
When multiple people have a stake in a decision, there is a higher chance that it will be the right decision because it filters out the possibility of a single person acting irrationally or for purely personal gain.

How do you define what is "the right decision"?

The decision that is reached by the voters, obviously.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 12, 2013, 12:59:51 AM
When multiple people have a stake in a decision, there is a higher chance that it will be the right decision because it filters out the possibility of a single person acting irrationally or for purely personal gain.

How do you define what is "the right decision"?

The decision that is reached by the voters, obviously.

So if the voters making decisions for a business decide to burn down the shop and donate all of the business's funds to the NSA, that is the right decision since it is what the voters chose?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 12, 2013, 07:55:52 AM
Please stop shitting up this thread with political crap. There are already enough of those threads that I'm avoiding.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 12, 2013, 08:11:04 AM
When multiple people have a stake in a decision, there is a higher chance that it will be the right decision because it filters out the possibility of a single person acting irrationally or for purely personal gain.

How do you define what is "the right decision"?

The decision that is reached by the voters, obviously.
And if they're wrong?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 12, 2013, 08:48:20 AM
I am an angry Gayer
Why were you so angry GayGay?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 12, 2013, 09:19:32 AM
I am an angry Gayer
Why were you so angry GayGay?

Ex being a twat. He stopped being a twat though after I got angry so s'all good now.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 12, 2013, 10:45:01 AM
I am an angry Gayer
Why were you so angry GayGay?

Ex being a twat. He stopped being a twat though after I got angry so s'all good now.
Excellent, good work Colonel.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 12, 2013, 11:02:24 AM
I think I mentioned before that I was in the running for a free fancy dinner at my work. Well I won, yay! I had to take over doing all the revisions during the end of quarter because the senior decided to take a week long vacation.

Free steak at Kayne Prime. Aww yis.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 12, 2013, 12:10:32 PM
Hurrah for free steak



Hurrah
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on October 12, 2013, 12:21:07 PM
steaks

steaks everywhere
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 12, 2013, 12:32:04 PM
Hooray for free steak!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 12, 2013, 06:07:15 PM
When multiple people have a stake in a decision, there is a higher chance that it will be the right decision because it filters out the possibility of a single person acting irrationally or for purely personal gain.

How do you define what is "the right decision"?

The decision that is reached by the voters, obviously.

So if the voters making decisions for a business decide to burn down the shop and donate all of the business's funds to the NSA, that is the right decision since it is what the voters chose?

Actually, I said that they have a higher chance of making the right decision, not that it would be the right decision every time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 12, 2013, 06:17:16 PM
When multiple people have a stake in a decision, there is a higher chance that it will be the right decision because it filters out the possibility of a single person acting irrationally or for purely personal gain.

How do you define what is "the right decision"?

The decision that is reached by the voters, obviously.

So if the voters making decisions for a business decide to burn down the shop and donate all of the business's funds to the NSA, that is the right decision since it is what the voters chose?

Actually, I said that they have a higher chance of making the right decision, not that it would be the right decision every time.
Depends on the dynamic of the group.
A group  of people who are on opposite ends of how they feel something should be run would cause major conflict and nothing would get done.  Or if something did get done, it would be so full of compromise that it may not even do what was asked of it.

However, a group of shareholders are usually all on the same side and have equal desires.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 12, 2013, 10:07:01 PM
STFU  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 12, 2013, 10:13:44 PM
STFU  >o<

(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4149/5046091402_029de93f24.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on October 12, 2013, 11:19:14 PM
Let's talk about Franklin!

I love Franklin. He is awesome. He is great. Yay Franklin!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 13, 2013, 12:29:24 AM
Let's talk about Franklin!

I love Franklin. He is awesome. He is great. Yay Franklin!

I love Franklin too! Yay Franklin!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 13, 2013, 07:22:12 AM
When multiple people have a stake in a decision, there is a higher chance that it will be the right decision because it filters out the possibility of a single person acting irrationally or for purely personal gain.

How do you define what is "the right decision"?

The decision that is reached by the voters, obviously.

So if the voters making decisions for a business decide to burn down the shop and donate all of the business's funds to the NSA, that is the right decision since it is what the voters chose?

Actually, I said that they have a higher chance of making the right decision, not that it would be the right decision every time.
Depends on the dynamic of the group.
A group  of people who are on opposite ends of how they feel something should be run would cause major conflict and nothing would get done.  Or if something did get done, it would be so full of compromise that it may not even do what was asked of it.

However, a group of shareholders are usually all on the same side and have equal desires.

Then I guess publicly traded companies are just retarded!
Where did you get that idea?  Are you saying that two people with different opinions create a retard?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 13, 2013, 07:39:42 AM
Let's talk about Franklin!

I love Franklin. He is awesome. He is great. Yay Franklin!

I love Franklin too! Yay Franklin!

FRANKLIN FOR FE!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 13, 2013, 08:34:14 AM
Let's talk about Franklin!

I love Franklin. He is awesome. He is great. Yay Franklin!

I love Franklin too! Yay Franklin!

FRANKLIN FOR FE!!!
Huzzah!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on October 13, 2013, 10:02:59 AM
This is great. Drunk Franklin posts on FES, and sober Franklin gets to come back to nice words. You guys are the best!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 13, 2013, 10:04:14 AM
This is great. Drunk Franklin posts on FES, and sober Franklin gets to come back to nice words. You guys are the best!

Sup
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on October 13, 2013, 10:10:21 AM
This is great. Drunk Franklin posts on FES, and sober Franklin gets to come back to nice words. You guys are the best!

Sup
ertails
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 13, 2013, 10:21:50 AM
Hello Franklin! How have you been?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 13, 2013, 11:47:31 AM
Hello Franklin! How have you been?
Roooaaarr!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 13, 2013, 01:10:34 PM
This is great. Drunk Franklin posts on FES, and sober Franklin gets to come back to nice words. You guys are the best!

We are.

 :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on October 13, 2013, 01:33:12 PM
Hello Franklin! How have you been?
Busy, with school and work and whatnot. However, today I have no obligations, and I am ignoring homework for the sake of watching football.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 14, 2013, 12:04:52 PM
I'm a bit of a twat in real life too.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/14jnw5x.png)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 14, 2013, 12:09:35 PM
Did it occur to you that you could just change your settings so that you don't get automatic pinging on your phone with updates from Facebook?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on October 14, 2013, 12:13:32 PM
Did it occur to you that you could just change your settings so that you don't get automatic pinging on your phone with updates from Facebook?

... He says, in full knowledge of who he is replying to.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 14, 2013, 12:15:25 PM
My timeline was also filled with this guy. And he commented on everything. Its better this way. Sometimes you need to be cruel to be kind.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 14, 2013, 12:17:11 PM
We really need to make a thread chronicling Thork and all the dumb things he says.  We could call it Thork's Greatest Hits or something.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 14, 2013, 12:23:13 PM
Stop being jelly of me Saddam. Its so ugly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on October 14, 2013, 12:25:59 PM
We really need to make a thread chronicling Thork and all the dumb things he says.  We could call it Thork's Greatest Hits or something.

I like it, but I'll leave it up to you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 14, 2013, 12:30:09 PM
We have enough Thork threads but if you want another opportunity to discuss me, be my guest.  ::)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on October 14, 2013, 12:34:31 PM
We have enough Thork threads but if you want another opportunity to discuss me, be my guest.  ::)

You're terribly interesting. You're like an "extra needs" person that can't figure out why he doesn't go up the down escalator.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 14, 2013, 12:40:22 PM
I spent all of yesterday at a training conference, paid for by work, learning how to be a better manager. Today is the conclusion of the conference.

That's right , this is the same Robosteve that posted on here for two years about his social anxiety issues. I'm going places!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on October 14, 2013, 12:49:31 PM
I'm going places!
Hopefully none of those places are Burra.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 14, 2013, 12:54:38 PM
I spent all of yesterday at a training conference, paid for by work, learning how to be a better manager. Today is the conclusion of the conference.

That's right , this is the same Robosteve that posted on here for two years about his social anxiety issues. I'm going places!
Being a good manager is a lot like dealing with children.

Only the children are often more recipient to your commands.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 14, 2013, 12:58:11 PM
Being a good manager is a lot like dealing with children.

Only the children are often more recipient to your commands.

Being a good manager isn't about issuing commands, it's about forging relationships. That's one thing I got taught yesterday, although I was already aware of it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 14, 2013, 01:21:54 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on October 14, 2013, 01:35:15 PM
Being a good manager is a lot like dealing with children.

Only the children are often more recipient to your commands.

Being a good manager isn't about issuing commands, it's about forging relationships. That's one thing I got taught yesterday, although I was already aware of it.

What kind of relationships?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 14, 2013, 02:09:40 PM
Being a good manager is a lot like dealing with children.

Only the children are often more recipient to your commands.

Being a good manager isn't about issuing commands, it's about forging relationships. That's one thing I got taught yesterday, although I was already aware of it.
True, but you still need to issue commands.  Or perhaps tasks would be a better word.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 14, 2013, 02:22:08 PM
Stunning insight etc...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 14, 2013, 02:54:53 PM
Being a good manager is a lot like dealing with children.

Only the children are often more recipient to your commands.

Being a good manager isn't about issuing commands, it's about forging relationships. That's one thing I got taught yesterday, although I was already aware of it.
Depends who you are managing. If you manage a team over a long period then its worth forging relationships, but you still don't want to be their friend. Familiarity breeds contempt.
If you are managing temps, you get a lot more out of them if they are frightened of you. Fear motivates those who worry about losing their jobs at any moment. If you befriend temps, they tend to take the p*ss because they are not likely to have goals of promotion or career progression. If you come over as soft, they feel safe and don't work as hard.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on October 14, 2013, 03:42:36 PM
Familiarity breeds contempt.

Familiarity with you, maybe...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 15, 2013, 12:40:04 AM
I spent all of yesterday at a training conference, paid for by work, learning how to be a better manager. Today is the conclusion of the conference.

That's right , this is the same Robosteve that posted on here for two years about his social anxiety issues. I'm going places!

I am actually quite impressed with your progress
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 15, 2013, 12:44:02 AM
Hurray for Robosteve!


Now that Robosteve officially isn't The Worst On FES At Life,

who is?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 15, 2013, 02:16:33 AM
Depends who you are managing. If you manage a team over a long period then its worth forging relationships, but you still don't want to be their friend. Familiarity breeds contempt.
If you are managing temps, you get a lot more out of them if they are frightened of you. Fear motivates those who worry about losing their jobs at any moment. If you befriend temps, they tend to take the p*ss because they are not likely to have goals of promotion or career progression. If you come over as soft, they feel safe and don't work as hard.

I'm sorry if I don't feel inclined to take advice on how to do my job from someone who fucked his career over halfway to middle age.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on October 15, 2013, 08:37:33 AM
Being a good manager is a lot like dealing with children.

Only the children are often more recipient to your commands.

Being a good manager isn't about issuing commands, it's about forging relationships. That's one thing I got taught yesterday, although I was already aware of it.

Unless you're in the Army a good manager doesn't need to issue commands. They ask people to do things.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 18, 2013, 03:56:25 PM
My legs in my N7 leggings were on the front page of reddit today before they took it off the gaming page. Apparently if it's something that reminds you of a game or is just merchandise then it's against the rules. But that rule is broken all the time so I'm sad.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 19, 2013, 08:23:02 AM
My legs in my N7 leggings were on the front page of reddit today before they took it off the gaming page. Apparently if it's something that reminds you of a game or is just merchandise then it's against the rules. But that rule is broken all the time so I'm sad.
You didn't save it for us? :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 19, 2013, 08:34:08 AM
My legs in my N7 leggings

I think you want the "Post an image of yourself" thread.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on October 20, 2013, 09:15:48 AM
Speaking of managing, I got promoted to being manager. Which is a lot of extra work, but I'm learning zillions and earning millions (well, not exactly), so it's good.


On the other hand, all kinds of stupid life stuff happened recently, not connected to me directly, but still involving me, and just when I thought it was over, it started again. So for these reasons, I haven't been around much lately.


But I haven't been ignoring FES totally... see, the little spare time I can put toward FE stuff has been dedicated to a talk I'm giving on the 29th of October in Cheltenham (http://cheltenham.skepticsinthepub.org/Event.aspx/1773/The-Flat-Earth-Society). It's an hour-long talk followed by Q&A, so preparing it has been (and is...) fairly involved. If anyone's in the area and feels like giving me moral support, feel free to attend!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 20, 2013, 09:38:20 AM
Speaking of managing, I got promoted to being manager. Which is a lot of extra work, but I'm learning zillions and earning millions (well, not exactly), so it's good.

I remember my first few weeks as a team leader, which is more or less a junior management position and the one I'm in now. At first I wasn't entirely sure if it was worth the extra money, but I've come to appreciate the value in helping others achieve their potential and learning to communicate more effectively with them.

But I haven't been ignoring FES totally... see, the little spare time I can put toward FE stuff has been dedicated to a talk I'm giving on the 29th of October in Cheltenham (http://cheltenham.skepticsinthepub.org/Event.aspx/1773/The-Flat-Earth-Society). It's an hour-long talk followed by Q&A, so preparing it has been (and is...) fairly involved. If anyone's in the area and feels like giving me moral support, feel free to attend!

It's a little out of the way for me (well over 10000 km), but that sounds cool. Hope it all goes well.

Speaking of speaking, I'm giving a talk (possibly two; I haven't decided whether to submit a second proposal yet) at linux.conf.au 2014 (http://lca2014.linux.org.au/schedule/30201/view_talk?day=wednesday) in January. LCA is among the biggest Linux conferences in the world, and some of the biggest names in the open source community attend each year, so it'll be quite an experience talking about this technology in front of the people who write the software.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on October 20, 2013, 10:08:31 AM
I give loads of presentations at conferences etc... the worst bit are the questions at the end.

Apart from that it's a bit of a jolly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on October 20, 2013, 10:52:46 AM
I remember my first few weeks as a team leader, which is more or less a junior management position and the one I'm in now. At first I wasn't entirely sure if it was worth the extra money, but I've come to appreciate the value in helping others achieve their potential and learning to communicate more effectively with them.


My situation is a little unusual, in that because our team is very small (three people including myself), my job is less focussed on managing personnel, and more focussed on defining and implementing policy (yes, that business speak is vague, but deliberately so). But what's nice is that because it's a small team, I get to do a lot of everything - adwords campaigns, SEO, analytics reports, social media, newsletters, overseeing packaging design etc. It's cool, because although I enjoy it, I don't think I'll be there forever, and even if I quit tomorrow I'd leave with bucket-loads of transferable skills and a way better CV than I had when I started in March. Plus it's a really relaxed working environment - I pretty much set my own hours, and the place is very non-corporate.


But I think we're talking about the same thing at a broader level - it's funny getting to a point where you consider your job as part of a career, and start taking pride in your work. I've always been a good worker, but previously I'd work hard because I felt I had to, rather than because it was something I enjoyed for its own sake. It's amazing how agency and autonomy affect your attitude to work.


I give loads of presentations at conferences etc... the worst bit are the questions at the end.

Apart from that it's a bit of a jolly.


I'm apparently quite good at presentations and that kind of thing - I always feel very nervous, but apparently it doesn't come across. But I've never given a talk of this length, and never on content that is so obviously controversial. I'm sure I won't get eaten alive... but not entirely sure. And yeah, the Q&A is what I'm most nervous about.


EDIT: spell check grrrr
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 20, 2013, 11:38:24 AM
My situation is a little unusual, in that because our team is very small (three people including myself), my job is less focussed on managing personal, and more focussed on defining and implementing policy (yes, that business speak is vague, but deliberately so). But what's nice is that because it's a small team, I get to do a lot of everything - adwords campaigns, SEO, analytics reports, social media, newsletters, overseeing packaging design etc. It's cool, because although I enjoy it, I don't think I'll be there forever, and even if I quit tomorrow I'd leave with bucket-loads of transferable skills and a way better CV than I had when I started in March. Plus it's a really relaxed working environment - I pretty much set my own hours, and the place is very non-corporate.

We're in a similar position, then. I manage a team of five, including myself, although we're all Linux sysadmins so the stuff we do is much more specialised than what it sounds like you're doing.

But I think we're talking about the same thing at a broader level - it's funny getting to a point where you consider your job as part of a career, and start taking pride in your work. I've always been a good worker, but previously I'd work hard because I felt I had to, rather than because it was something I enjoyed for its own sake. It's amazing how agency and autonomy affect your attitude to work.

That's always been the case where I work, as it's a very relaxed and autonomous environment in general. The reason I applied for a job in the beginning is because I was in a shitty situation and was going to end up penniless if I didn't get a job somewhere, and I just happened to get lucky and find a job I could excel at with an employer that doesn't suck. I very quickly grew to take pride in what I was doing and consider it a career I wanted to pursue.

The management shindig is refreshing in a way, though. After three years honing my skills as a Linux admin, a change of pace is very welcome. As much as I love working with Linux systems, I was getting to do the same old thing over and over. Now I get to manage other people doing what I used to do, and focus on the more challenging tasks myself.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on October 20, 2013, 03:32:44 PM
Haha, penis.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 20, 2013, 03:48:28 PM
Haha, penis.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on October 20, 2013, 03:53:48 PM
Haha, penis.


Your dedication and zeal is truly admirable.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on October 20, 2013, 09:27:20 PM
My legs in my N7 leggings were on the front page of reddit today before they took it off the gaming page. Apparently if it's something that reminds you of a game or is just merchandise then it's against the rules. But that rule is broken all the time so I'm sad.

/r/masseffect would upvote that like mindless husks, and it wouldn't get removed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 21, 2013, 11:42:05 AM
mindless husks

You have just described all of reddit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 21, 2013, 05:01:43 PM
The picture had its moment. I don't think we'll be resurrecting it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 21, 2013, 09:44:09 PM
The picture had its moment. I don't think we'll be resurrecting it.
We? You have image consultants?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 22, 2013, 03:03:57 AM
The picture had its moment. I don't think we'll be resurrecting it.

It will be doing enough resurrecting on its own, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 22, 2013, 04:13:53 AM
The picture had its moment. I don't think we'll be resurrecting it.
We? You have image consultants?
A&A is the one who made the post on reddit. Neither one of us cares anymore.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 22, 2013, 11:58:08 AM
I went go karting as part of a work charity thing today. I'd never done it before. It was fun.

I got t-boned as I slid round a corner and my ribs really hurt though. Hoping they are bruised and not cracked.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on October 22, 2013, 12:43:27 PM
I went go karting as part of a work charity thing today. I'd never done it before. It was fun.

I got t-boned as I slid round a corner and my ribs really hurt though. Hoping they are bruised and not cracked.

Careful, at your age the body will start to heal much more slowly than when you were young; 20 or so years ago...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on October 22, 2013, 01:41:39 PM
I went go karting as part of a work charity thing today. I'd never done it before. It was fun.

I got t-boned as I slid round a corner and my ribs really hurt though. Hoping they are bruised and not cracked.

Careful, at your age the body will start to heal much more slowly than when you were young; 20 or so years ago...

He just needs some hormones for quick muscle recovery.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 22, 2013, 01:52:37 PM
I went go karting as part of a work charity thing today. I'd never done it before. It was fun.

I got t-boned as I slid round a corner and my ribs really hurt though. Hoping they are bruised and not cracked.

Careful, at your age the body will start to heal much more slowly than when you were young; 20 or so years ago...

He just needs some hormones for quick muscle recovery.
Probably. I put half an inch on my guns since I started going to the gym a few weeks ago though (initial new to the gym burst you always get). But I'm really tired right now. I cycle 20 miles a day (to work and back), gym 3 days and swim 3 days. Then add in anything else like go karting or paintball and it half kills me. I'm too frickin' old to train like this. I don't look almost 36 but I'm fighting a losing battle with this body.
Steroids suck. Most people put on a ton of water, and steroids age guys very badly (I don't need that at my age). Also, I don't like the steroids shape. Its very out of proportion. To round and bulgy. Male pattern baldness, erectile dysfunction, large drugs bill, no regulation ... no I'm fine, really.
I think I need to start eating a bit better. No more fizzy drinks and lay off the sausage rolls for breakfast. My six pack isn't what it was 10 years ago. :(
I hold weight better these days, but I can lose definition. My metabolism is starting to slide.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on October 22, 2013, 01:54:25 PM
Eat more good food.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 22, 2013, 02:01:14 PM
So I've just gone through the UK Top 40.

I like Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball the best. The state of music right now is in crisis.



I was looking for a song I heard in the gym last night. Its kind of a club anthem ... but no idea. Its not in the regular charts.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 22, 2013, 02:47:31 PM
So I've just gone through the UK Top 40.

I like Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball the best. The state of music right now is in crisis.

>implying Top 40 charts have ever been a catalogue of the best modern music has to offer
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crudblud on October 22, 2013, 02:48:30 PM
So I've just gone through the UK Top 40.

I like Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball the best. The state of music right now is in crisis.

>implying Top 40 charts have ever been a catalogue of the best modern music has to offer

Seriously, Thork, don't be an ignorant ninny! I know I'm asking a lot, but please try.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 22, 2013, 02:53:56 PM
I couldn't find the song I wanted. I got confused and angry. There was too much Simon Cowell and I gave up.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 22, 2013, 02:58:16 PM
Thork, if we went by what's in the Top 40, we would have to consider the state of music to have always been in crisis.  In fact I'm fairly convinced that the reason we have a Top 40 at all is to help people with taste know what to avoid.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on October 22, 2013, 06:21:25 PM
Thork, if we went by what's in the Top 40, we would have to consider the state of music to have always been in crisis.


Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (1977) (http://#)


Bee Gees - Night Fever (1977) (http://#)


Bee Gees - If I Can't Have You (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on October 22, 2013, 06:21:58 PM
The Beatles - Can't buy me love (http://#)


Beatles She Loves You (With Lyrics) (http://#)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 22, 2013, 06:41:42 PM
>implying those were the only songs in the top 40
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on October 23, 2013, 07:17:34 AM
So I've just gone through the UK Top 40.

I like Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball the best. The state of music right now is in crisis.



I was looking for a song I heard in the gym last night. Its kind of a club anthem ... but no idea. Its not in the regular charts.

I was listening to ultra-conservative Internet radio and they said that video was a clear metaphor for how Western Culture is wrecking the the traditional family... FYI.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on October 23, 2013, 03:33:41 PM
>implying those were the only songs in the top 40


Actually, it was a somehwhat tongue-in-cheek reference to the famous periods where both (generally respected) bands dominated the charts. I mean, those aren't exactly my favourite Beatles' songs...


I would be interested to see an actual run-down of the Billboard top 40 from 1964 though - my guess is that there would be a good few other classics on there. 1977... not so much.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 23, 2013, 03:52:04 PM
I would be interested to see an actual run-down of the Billboard top 40 from 1964 though - my guess is that there would be a good few other classics on there. 1978... not so much.

DISCO WILL RISE AGAIN!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on October 23, 2013, 04:03:16 PM
Hey bro, I am all about the Night Fever *high-fives his beer*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 23, 2013, 05:24:15 PM
Thork is back!  WTF?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on October 23, 2013, 06:44:57 PM
He never left.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on October 23, 2013, 08:49:18 PM
You must be referring to Ævan.

Thork is a former member, who ragequit.  See below for his request that his account be deleted. 

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,58810.0.html#.UmiW3SSXTdQ (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,58810.0.html#.UmiW3SSXTdQ)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 24, 2013, 01:09:53 AM
So who else has got a job application so we can vicariously live their ups and downs of success and rejection
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 24, 2013, 02:45:58 AM
I have a possible job interview coming up. I'm scared to call them back ;o;

Also, poasting from my Wii U (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,59322.msg1557985.html#msg1557985). This definitely has the best browser out of the consoles. It's fast, fluid, and the gamepad makes typing easy. :D I should probably get a screen protector but I hate them for all manners of reason.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 24, 2013, 03:29:15 AM
He never left.
I meant Thork the name.  It has been revived!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 24, 2013, 08:51:56 AM
Good luck, Supes.  I hope you get the job.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 24, 2013, 03:00:22 PM
Ok, so its 3 days later and my ribs are still very sore. It hurts to breath deeply, sneezing is excruciating and I have to lie on my right hand side.

Having broken my ribs twice before (once being dump tackled in a game of rugby and once when an over zealous large friend of mine dealt me a serious body blow during some boxing sparring), I'm pretty sure I know what cracked/broken ribs feel like as opposed to the bruised variety.

I also know (having been to hospital twice before with broken ribs) that if you go to hospital with broken ribs they ask if you can breath properly and check for punctures. If there are none they say there is nothing they can do to help. Rather than waste an evening battling drunks and health tourists for attention in my local hospital, I may as well just suck it up.

But it hurts.  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on October 24, 2013, 04:01:40 PM
Let us know when you start coughing blood.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on October 24, 2013, 07:22:31 PM
Thork is back!
And he is just as terrible as ever.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on October 24, 2013, 07:50:03 PM
Ok, so its 3 days later and my ribs are still very sore. It hurts to breath deeply, sneezing is excruciating and I have to lie on my right hand side.

That's what she said.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 24, 2013, 07:50:40 PM
Thork will soon be dead.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 24, 2013, 08:17:49 PM
I've never experienced broken ribs but they did puncture my lung once. That was fun. Thork has weak ribs.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 25, 2013, 01:32:36 AM
Haha Thork believes in health tourists


Thork wouldn't mind foreign people sitting around doing nothing taking our benefits if they would at least stop taking all our jobs
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 25, 2013, 01:36:48 AM
Southpark - They Took Our Job! (http://#)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on October 25, 2013, 09:24:58 AM
Did you ever notice that most of the jobs that everyone complains about being stolen are crappy jobs that no one wants to do anyways?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on October 25, 2013, 10:08:05 AM
Did you ever notice that most of the jobs that everyone complains about being stolen are crappy jobs that no one wants to do anyways?

You gotta start somewhur bruhs
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 25, 2013, 07:44:45 PM
I've never experienced broken ribs but they did puncture my lung once. That was fun. Thork has weak ribs.
Lack of sunshine does that to lots of Brits.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 26, 2013, 02:14:02 AM
Did you ever notice that most of the jobs that everyone complains about being stolen are crappy jobs that no one wants to do anyways?

Did you ever notice that most people who complain about having their jobs stolen are unemployable wastemans
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 26, 2013, 04:06:53 AM
Did you ever notice that most of the jobs that everyone complains about being stolen are crappy jobs that no one wants to do anyways?

Did you ever notice that most people who complain about having their jobs stolen are unemployable wastemans
Did you ever notice yadayadayada, blah blah blah.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 26, 2013, 04:10:07 AM
hoppy is old and mad.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 26, 2013, 04:27:17 AM
I think I asked my ex to marry me again.  This is not the mad bitch.  I don't know what to say to let her know that I don't remember our conversation.   
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 26, 2013, 04:41:51 AM
I think I asked my ex to marry me again.  This is not the mad bitch.  I don't know what to say to let her know that I don't remember our conversation.
You could say "I was drunk and I'm sorry for calling.  Did you say yes or no?"
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 26, 2013, 07:06:57 AM
Marry her again!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on October 26, 2013, 12:11:31 PM
Did you ever notice yadayadayada, blah blah blah.

I did.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on October 28, 2013, 02:41:05 AM
Marry her!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on October 28, 2013, 11:22:11 AM
An animal (a mouse, most likely) has died somewhere in the pipe leading to my kitchen sink, so whenever I run the tap the water smells heavily of putrescent flesh. My roommate insists on drinking and using this contaminated plague water to prepare food, insisting that he "doesn't give a fuck". College is so cool.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 28, 2013, 12:03:54 PM
An animal (a mouse, most likely) has died somewhere in the pipe leading to my kitchen sink, so whenever I run the tap the water smells heavily of putrescent flesh. My roommate insists on drinking and using this contaminated plague water to prepare food, insisting that he "doesn't give a fuck". College is so cool.
Are you in an apartment or individual dwelling?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on October 28, 2013, 02:46:56 PM
Apartment compartment department. Four bedrooms, four idiots, two bathrooms, one living room.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 28, 2013, 03:59:10 PM
Apartment compartment department. Four bedrooms, four idiots, two bathrooms, one living room.
Have you notified the management?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on October 28, 2013, 04:54:00 PM
Yes, I think we all have. Too bad the dysentery is already setting in.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 28, 2013, 05:50:36 PM
Do the other apartment departments have the same problem? Is your water supply a well or city municipal water?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 28, 2013, 06:12:50 PM
My well sometimes has an odd smell.  I have never felt any side effects from this. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 28, 2013, 06:25:31 PM
The solution is simple:
Find the main water supply and put some(a lot of) acid into it.  A lot of acid.  It'll dissolve the mouse eventually.

Just don't drink the water for a while.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 28, 2013, 06:28:58 PM
Yes.  And do not bathe or cook in the mean time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 28, 2013, 06:36:54 PM
Don't listen to Dave, that is a stupid idea. There is no way a mouse could get in the pipe. Maybe in a well or something but not the pipe.Acid in there could hurt people, and even eat through the pipes, depending on what they are made of.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on October 28, 2013, 06:41:47 PM
The solution is simple:
Find the main water supply and put some(a lot of) acid into it.  A lot of acid.  It'll dissolve the mouse eventually.

Just don't drink the water for a while.

HCl or HCl (aq)?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 28, 2013, 06:44:27 PM
(aq) of course  :o :o
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 28, 2013, 06:56:01 PM
The solution is simple:
Find the main water supply and put some(a lot of) acid into it.  A lot of acid.  It'll dissolve the mouse eventually.

Just don't drink the water for a while.

HCl or HCl (aq)?
HCL(aq).  The more you dissolve it into water, the more effective it is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 29, 2013, 12:41:55 AM
Find the main water supply and put some(a lot of) acid into it. 

Ladies and gentlemen, Lorddave.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on October 29, 2013, 01:23:43 AM
Yes, I think we all have. Too bad the dysentery is already setting in.

Does it come from the hot or the cold water tap?

If it's the hot water tap something dodgy might be in your water tank.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 29, 2013, 09:39:36 AM
Find the main water supply and put some(a lot of) acid into it. 

Ladies and gentlemen, Lorddave.
Congratulations, you can read my name.  You've earned a gold star.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 31, 2013, 04:32:44 PM
So I've just spent 3 days away on a conference job thingy. I seem to be getting a lot of these off site type jobs.

Anyway, so I met this woman on this job. She is 33. Now my boss tipped me off that she had seen me in my camouflage paint and liked it. So Th*rk you FES!  >o<

Anyway, she is pretty and smart. But herein lies the problem. She isn't just regularly smart. She finished her A-Levels at 16 and then did two degrees back to back. When you talk to her its very obvious she is not operating on my just slightly better than average intellect (she is a doctor/entrepreneur). She is absolutely driven (+rich) and I suspect that I would be a constant source of disappointment to such a woman. But she's 33 and kinda under the gun time-wise and possibly not as fussy as she ought to be.

So my balls are telling me to go on a date and my mind is telling me that I'm wasting her now fairly precious time. The beer is telling me to post my intimate thoughts on FES.

So ... should I ask out Einstein woman or just get real?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on October 31, 2013, 04:34:00 PM
Why are you Thork again
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 31, 2013, 04:36:22 PM
Why are you Thork again
Because Æ is a total tw*t to type into a smart phone to log in and I decided that it doesn't matter what third name I picked, you'd all still call me Thork.

So by popular demand ... Thork it is.

Back on topic ... Einstein woman
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on October 31, 2013, 04:39:19 PM
So by popular demand

Uuhhh...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 31, 2013, 04:40:14 PM
So by popular demand

Uuhhh...
Shut up about the name change and tell me if I should call Einstein woman for a date?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on October 31, 2013, 04:45:40 PM
So by popular demand

Uuhhh...
Shut up about the name change and tell me if I should call Einstein woman for a date?

Obviously.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 31, 2013, 04:46:20 PM
So by popular demand

Uuhhh...
Shut up about the name change and tell me if I should call Einstein woman for a date?

Obviously.
I think she will be high maintenance.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on October 31, 2013, 04:48:29 PM
She sounds very low maintenance to me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on October 31, 2013, 04:53:40 PM
She sounds very low maintenance to me.
You didn't see her . Everyone she met, "can I have your business card, can I do a speech at you next conference, have you seen my products, are you interested in ...."
It was exhausting. If she had an off button, I would have flicked it. But she is hot and very smart. I'd guess my IQ is about 120 or so. I dunno. Never had it done. But she'd be 160+. I think after a while, she'd be bored of me.

But there is no way she would be low maintenance. "Have you done the washing up? What about the ironing?  You haven't calculated pi to 300 digits like I asked ".

I dunno. Like I say ... hot but probably a bit out of my league.

By the way I'm only sharing this with you because I just got home and I have been drinking a lot.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on October 31, 2013, 05:00:37 PM
Thork, she's definitely out of your league. In fact, just about every woman I've ever met is out of your league. Except Bon Bon. She was 400 pounds and lived in a trailer park. I'll send her your picture.

I don't want to write my paper or do my reading. Someone do all my responsibilities for me so I can get drunk and play video games and give candy out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on October 31, 2013, 05:04:35 PM
She sounds very low maintenance to me.
You didn't see her . Everyone she met, "can I have your business card, can I do a speech at you next conference, have you seen my products, are you interested in ...."
It was exhausting. If she had an off button, I would have flicked it. But she is hot and very smart. I'd guess my IQ is about 120 or so. I dunno. Never had it done. But she'd be 160+. I think after a while, she'd be bored of me.

But there is no way she would be low maintenance. "Have you done the washing up? What about the ironing?  You haven't calculated pi to 300 digits like I asked ".

I dunno. Like I say ... hot but probably a bit out of my league.

By the way I'm only sharing this with you because I just got home and I have been drinking a lot.

That's just her work self. I bet outside of it she would be as harmless as a puppy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 31, 2013, 05:09:24 PM
Ask her out to lunch or something harmless. If she says no, it's no biggie. You'll be sorry by next year if you don't even try.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 31, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
I suspect that I would be a constant source of disappointment to such a woman

You would be a constant source of disappointment to any woman, so we can't go by that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on October 31, 2013, 05:53:30 PM
I think my IQ was 113,000,000
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on October 31, 2013, 06:04:22 PM
Th*rk, if you haven't called her by now, we are all going to assume you are a pillow biter / ankle grabber.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on October 31, 2013, 06:48:16 PM
Ask her out.  Just because she's a genius workaholic doesn't mean she's looking for the same.  Its likely she wants someone far from her.  Someone who she can relax and have a good time around.  Perhaps even a trophy husband.

Point is, you don't know what she wants until you ask.  So ask her out and make her laugh.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on October 31, 2013, 07:13:35 PM
I think she will be high maintenance.
Irrelevant.  What makes you think that she could put up with you long enough for that to become an issue?  Just ask her out before she comes to her senses.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on October 31, 2013, 07:29:57 PM
Oh yeah, don't forget a regular shirt over your tank top undershirt.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on October 31, 2013, 07:46:49 PM
Hmm, I don't know. She sounds like an alpha woman. They're usually just obsessed with their career and will always hate men a little. She might sleep with you but she'd  be too crazy to settle down.

Still, you're pretty desperate yourself.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on October 31, 2013, 09:31:13 PM
Hmm, I don't know. She sounds like an alpha woman. They're usually just obsessed with their career and will always hate men a little. She might sleep with you but she'd  be too crazy to settle down.

Still, you're pretty desperate yourself.

wat

Just because a woman is the alpha type or career-driven/obsessed does not mean she's 'crazy' or hates men at all
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 01, 2013, 01:14:19 AM
Most blokes probably don't ask her out because they ask exactly the same questions you're asking; they get scared.

Ask her out!! Stop being a wimp.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 01, 2013, 01:53:47 AM
Hmm, I don't know. She sounds like an alpha woman. They're usually just obsessed with their career and will always hate men a little. She might sleep with you but she'd  be too crazy to settle down.

Still, you're pretty desperate yourself.

wat

Just because a woman is the alpha type or career-driven/obsessed does not mean she's 'crazy' or hates men at all

Yeah, generalizations are a great thing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 01, 2013, 02:21:02 AM
Don't bother asking her out, she already told me she doesn't like you
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 01, 2013, 04:16:22 AM
Hmm, I don't know. She sounds like an alpha woman. They're usually just obsessed with their career and will always hate men a little. She might sleep with you but she'd  be too crazy to settle down.

Still, you're pretty desperate yourself.

wat

Just because a woman is the alpha type or career-driven/obsessed does not mean she's 'crazy' or hates men at all
Career obsessed people generally don't take the time to settle down, regardless of gender. And they are also generally very high strung.

And every really driven female I've worked with or known has been at least a little bitter toward men. But maybe that's just more an American problem. Running businesses and upper management is still largely a boys' club. Having some resentment about it is pretty natural.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 01, 2013, 05:09:43 AM
Hmm, I don't know. She sounds like an alpha woman. They're usually just obsessed with their career and will always hate men a little. She might sleep with you but she'd  be too crazy to settle down.

Still, you're pretty desperate yourself.

wat

Just because a woman is the alpha type or career-driven/obsessed does not mean she's 'crazy' or hates men at all
Career obsessed people generally don't take the time to settle down, regardless of gender. And they are also generally very high strung.

And every really driven female I've worked with or known has been at least a little bitter toward men. But maybe that's just more an American problem. Running businesses and upper management is still largely a boys' club. Having some resentment about it is pretty natural.
Settle down? No.  Get married, yes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 01, 2013, 05:21:50 AM
Hmm, I don't know. She sounds like an alpha woman. They're usually just obsessed with their career and will always hate men a little. She might sleep with you but she'd  be too crazy to settle down.

Still, you're pretty desperate yourself.

wat

Just because a woman is the alpha type or career-driven/obsessed does not mean she's 'crazy' or hates men at all
Career obsessed people generally don't take the time to settle down, regardless of gender. And they are also generally very high strung.

And every really driven female I've worked with or known has been at least a little bitter toward men. But maybe that's just more an American problem. Running businesses and upper management is still largely a boys' club. Having some resentment about it is pretty natural.
Settle down? No.  Get married, yes.
Well Thork wants babies.
She might want a family too, but Thork might have to be the stay at home dad.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 01, 2013, 05:28:35 AM
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crudblud on November 01, 2013, 09:38:50 AM
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 01, 2013, 11:29:03 AM
Thork is known for being impotent, so we may not have to worry.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on November 02, 2013, 12:43:53 AM
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spanner34.5 on November 02, 2013, 03:13:05 AM
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 02, 2013, 05:41:39 AM
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 02, 2013, 07:57:36 AM

And every really driven female I've worked with or known has been at least a little bitter toward men. But maybe that's just more an American problem. Running businesses and upper management is still largely a boys' club. Having some resentment about it is pretty natural.

I agree with this. From experience the most sexist people I've come across have been higher management women.

I've seen a few but there's one in particular who hated most women at her grade and thought most of the men above her were sexist. She would also favour any women below her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ocius on November 02, 2013, 02:24:51 PM
It was exhausting. If she had an off button, I would have flicked it.

If you can't stand her now, you will be able to stand her even less a year from now. Stop asking questions you already know the answer to  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 02, 2013, 02:32:31 PM

And every really driven female I've worked with or known has been at least a little bitter toward men. But maybe that's just more an American problem. Running businesses and upper management is still largely a boys' club. Having some resentment about it is pretty natural.

I agree with this. From experience the most sexist people I've come across have been higher management women.

I've seen a few but there's one in particular who hated most women at her grade and thought most of the men above her were sexist. She would also favour any women below her.
And a lot of upper management men are sexist too. It's just a very competitive environment in general.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 02, 2013, 02:55:52 PM

And every really driven female I've worked with or known has been at least a little bitter toward men. But maybe that's just more an American problem. Running businesses and upper management is still largely a boys' club. Having some resentment about it is pretty natural.

I agree with this. From experience the most sexist people I've come across have been higher management women.

I've seen a few but there's one in particular who hated most women at her grade and thought most of the men above her were sexist. She would also favour any women below her.
And a lot of upper management men are sexist too. It's just a very competitive environment in general.

While there will inevitably be men who are sexist. From experience most of the sexism I've seen comes from women in those grades.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 02, 2013, 03:03:46 PM
Ok, enough.

Thork, she's definitely out of your league. In fact, just about every woman I've ever met is out of your league.
I'm an ok looking guy thank you very much. And I am funny and smart and am honest and loyal.  >:(

Ask her out to lunch or something harmless. If she says no, it's no biggie. You'll be sorry by next year if you don't even try.
Ok, so I e-mailed her after a google to get her work address and she texted back. Now possibly because of the posts I have made on this website, God hates me very much. I think he's a round earther and he made all the immigrants and steroids users that I hate. So anyway he decided to stick his heavenly sandal up my arse again. I received the text and it said "Hi <insert real name>... " and I swiped to open it. At which point iOS7 fucking deleted it. I never read it, I don't have her number and that text has gone.
So I don't know if she is interested or not. I then had to send a second e-mail saying that I'm an idiot and can't use a mobile phone and can she resend the message. She has not yet done so. Jonny Ive continues to ruin my life.

You would be a constant source of disappointment to any woman, so we can't go by that.
You weren't supposed to agree, Twat.

I think my IQ was 113,000,000
It is widely considered that you must have an IQ of at least 125 to be a genius with 150 being the preferred mark.

Perhaps even a trophy husband.
I'm broke and you know what I look like. Trophy husband?

Just ask her out before she comes to her senses.
I have. God is trying to ruin it for me.  :(

Oh yeah, don't forget a regular shirt over your tank top undershirt.
She's not a muscled middle-aged man looking for a twink.

Hmm, I don't know. She sounds like an alpha woman. They're usually just obsessed with their career and will always hate men a little. She might sleep with you but she'd  be too crazy to settle down.
This woman wants babies. Yesterday. In fact she was very forward about that over a few beers. I could see her looking at me like I was a turkey baster. 

Still, you're pretty desperate yourself.
Thanks.  ::)

Most blokes probably don't ask her out because they ask exactly the same questions you're asking; they get scared.

Ask her out!! Stop being a wimp.
She is at least as good looking as me (probably nicer), definitely without question smarted than me, and has way more money/success than I do. I do think if I had a relationship with such a woman, I'd end up being like on of those male angler fish where the female absorbs the male and the only thing left is a small pair of testicles that gets used for breeding with.

Well Thork wants babies.
She might want a family too, but Thork might have to be the stay at home dad.
She hasn't even replied to my e-mail, butassuming it ever got that far, this is a likely scenario. Back to the angler fish.  :(

Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
Thork, under no circumstances, should be allowed to procreate.
You can all collectively have something terrible happen to you. >:(

And a lot of upper management men are sexist too. It's just a very competitive environment in general.
Without being too patronising about it, you have only left university a few months ago. You have never had a proper job or worked with many people in upper management positions. You have been meeting middle managers. Middle mangers are usually a bit smarter than the people they manage but have poor people skills. Upper managers and and I mean people who earn $100k+ are usually lovely people. They are people who can influence others, make great speeches and make time for others. The only exception to this rule is when the ungrateful child of a company's owner gets a job. I'm generalising as much as you now, but the really big earners in my opinion are usually lovely. That's why they earn big.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on November 02, 2013, 03:13:49 PM
I think my IQ was 113,000,000
It is widely considered that you must have an IQ of at least 125 to be a genius with 150 being the preferred mark.

:I
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 02, 2013, 03:49:54 PM
I left Uni almost a year ago and I do have a real salary job. I work directly with middle management but have definitely met upper management. I know one high grade female that I haven't interacted with but everyone who does is scared of her because she's so direct and intense. But I was friends with a couple really intensely career driven women who are currently getting Master's degrees, one of which who is a major lesbian feminist going for the FBI. The male managers that I don't interact with along with the middle managers all get together to watch sports, hunt, or play golf. They're not terrible people but it is a definite boys' club.  And of course they're qualified for their jobs, that doesn't change the fact that it is still a competitive environment.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 02, 2013, 04:38:34 PM
...and I swiped to open it. At which point iOS7 fucking deleted it.
No, it didn't.

Jonny Ive continues to ruin my life...
That isn't his name.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 02, 2013, 06:09:21 PM
Upper managers and and I mean people who earn $100k+ are usually lovely people. They are people who can influence others, make great speeches and make time for others...the really big earners in my opinion are usually lovely. That's why they earn big.

No wonder you didn't get that last job you were applying for.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 02, 2013, 08:07:49 PM
Ask her out to lunch or something harmless. If she says no, it's no biggie. You'll be sorry by next year if you don't even try.
Ok, so I e-mailed her after a google to get her work address and she texted back. Now possibly because of the posts I have made on this website, God hates me very much. I think he's a round earther and he made all the immigrants and steroids users that I hate. So anyway he decided to stick his heavenly sandal up my arse again. I received the text and it said "Hi <insert real name>... " and I swiped to open it. At which point iOS7 fucking deleted it. I never read it, I don't have her number and that text has gone.
So I don't know if she is interested or not. I then had to send a second e-mail saying that I'm an idiot and can't use a mobile phone and can she resend the message. She has not yet done so. Jonny Ive continues to ruin my life.
Why not rip the text message from your iphone directly?  It might still be there.

Quote
Perhaps even a trophy husband.
I'm broke and you know what I look like. Trophy husband?
I don't know what Trophy Husband means in the UK but here it means good looking person who is (usually) younger for the sole purpose of being eye candy and/or hot sex.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 02, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Stop kicking Thork, guys. This is meant to be a friendly chat.  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on November 02, 2013, 09:54:26 PM
Stop kicking Thork, guys. This is meant to be a friendly chat.  >o<

It's a friendly game of Thork-kicking. What's wrong with that?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 03, 2013, 01:41:42 AM
...and I swiped to open it. At which point iOS7 fucking deleted it.
No, it didn't.
Well this really is embarrassing. The message was in whatsapp. I found it there this morning. It wasn't a text.

She didn't take me up on the date. I mean it wasn't a no. She just didn't say yes either.  :(

Upper managers and and I mean people who earn $100k+ are usually lovely people. They are people who can influence others, make great speeches and make time for others...the really big earners in my opinion are usually lovely. That's why they earn big.

No wonder you didn't get that last job you were applying for.
The really nice guy who interviewed me (Head of Sales) has given me introductions to his marketing team so as I can sell my software to them for my own business. He has asked them to use me for projects. He didn't have to do that.

I don't know what Trophy Husband means in the UK but here it means good looking person who is (usually) younger for the sole purpose of being eye candy and/or hot sex.
I'm 2 years older and kinda average looking.

Stop kicking Thork, guys. This is meant to be a friendly chat.  >o<

It's a friendly game of Thork-kicking. What's wrong with that?
I don't care. I often use FES as my diary or inner monologue. Its probably why its sometimes seems contradictory or mean or aggressive or odd. I type what I think in here before the rest of the real world gets the filtered and sanitised version.

I guess FES is the real me, but I doubt anyone else doesn't have dark or unpalatable thoughts. Unfortunately for you, Thork is the man that lives in my head.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 03, 2013, 02:29:01 AM
Update: I have a date with Einstein woman. We are moving to defcon 2.  :D


Eat my shorts Saddam!  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 03, 2013, 02:35:58 AM
Enjoy your date
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 03, 2013, 02:40:08 AM
Enjoy your date
I'm not going to eat her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 03, 2013, 03:38:24 AM
Enjoy your date
I'm not going to eat her.

Not even a little bit?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on November 03, 2013, 05:20:40 AM
Enjoy your date
I'm not going to eat her.
Yes you will.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 03, 2013, 05:27:51 AM
Enjoy your date
I'm not going to eat her.

Not even a little bit?
Unless he's good at it, its best not to.  At least on the first date.

Anyway, good luck.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 03, 2013, 08:09:36 AM
Next step is domesticated papa Thork.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 03, 2013, 08:43:55 AM
Update: I have a date with Einstein woman. We are moving to defcon 2.  :D


Eat my shorts Saddam!  >o<

Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on November 03, 2013, 10:28:22 AM
I have applied to 14 colleges in the past week with less than five hours work and no money spent. Commonapp is like a cheat sheet for applying to schools.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Secret User on November 03, 2013, 10:36:20 AM
I have applied to 14 colleges in the past week with less than five hours work and no money spent. Commonapp is like a cheat sheet for applying to schools.

Don't go to college, you'll regret it forever
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spoon on November 03, 2013, 10:37:42 AM
I have applied to 14 colleges in the past week with less than five hours work and no money spent. Commonapp is like a cheat sheet for applying to schools.

Don't go to college, you'll regret it forever

That doesn't seem like sound advice.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on November 03, 2013, 10:48:12 AM
That doesn't seem like sound advice.
Do not question Secret User's wisdom.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 03, 2013, 11:44:42 AM
I regret going to college.  My job does not require a degree, I did not learn very much more than I already knew, and I pay close to $300 every month for it.  I see no benefit for it. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 03, 2013, 12:43:08 PM
I regret going to college.  My job does not require a degree, I did not learn very much more than I already knew, and I pay close to $300 every month for it.  I see no benefit for it.

'Murica.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 03, 2013, 12:55:31 PM
'Murica.  Fuck yeah.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 03, 2013, 01:06:54 PM
I don't regret going to university. But let's see if it gets me a job
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 03, 2013, 02:38:50 PM
I loved it too much to ever regret the student loans. I love it so much I want to go back eventually.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 04, 2013, 12:06:36 AM
I went to uni and I have no loans at all. I would go back in a heartbeat, I loved it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 04, 2013, 12:13:07 AM
I would go back if I did not have to pay for it.  It is a scam. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 04, 2013, 02:02:57 AM
The only thing I regret about Uni is not finishing it. Maybe one day I'll go back and finish. At least I don't have to pay here plus a certain company would sponser me to cover travel and books.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 04, 2013, 03:27:31 AM
I go to uni for the womens
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Secret User on November 07, 2013, 11:52:35 AM
I've regretted college since day one. Take my advice: Don't waste your time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 07, 2013, 11:55:08 AM
Don't take advice from people on the Internet.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on November 07, 2013, 12:08:49 PM
You can take advice from me, I've yet to regret going to college and am currently working in my field of study which was accounting.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 07, 2013, 12:43:12 PM
I've regretted college since day one. Take my advice: Don't waste your time.

This coming from the girl who is graduating two years before her peers...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Secret User on November 07, 2013, 01:45:16 PM
I've regretted college since day one. Take my advice: Don't waste your time.

This coming from the girl who is graduating two years before her peers...

Yes, I want to get it over with as quickly as possible.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on November 07, 2013, 05:13:04 PM
Don't take advice from people on the Internet.
OH NO TOO META
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 08, 2013, 08:55:49 PM
So this picture of the Pope is currently on the frontpage of reddit:

http://i.imgur.com/D2apMAO.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/D2apMAO.jpg)

Queue a thread filled with people proclaiming how amazing this Pope is:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1q77qr/a_couple_being_married_at_the_vatican_were/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1q77qr/a_couple_being_married_at_the_vatican_were/)

Is it just me or does this seem really stupid? He's just wearing one of those red nose things and people are hailing this dude as the most amazing Pope that ever lived.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 08, 2013, 09:15:19 PM
So this picture of the Pope is currently on the frontpage of reddit:

http://i.imgur.com/D2apMAO.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/D2apMAO.jpg)

Queue a thread filled with people proclaiming how amazing this Pope is:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1q77qr/a_couple_being_married_at_the_vatican_were/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1q77qr/a_couple_being_married_at_the_vatican_were/)

Is it just me or does this seem really stupid? He's just wearing one of those red nose things and people are hailing this dude as the most amazing Pope that ever lived.
How many popes do you know relax and have fun?  While cameras are around?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 08, 2013, 09:33:25 PM
So this picture of the Pope is currently on the frontpage of reddit:

http://i.imgur.com/D2apMAO.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/D2apMAO.jpg)

Queue a thread filled with people proclaiming how amazing this Pope is:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1q77qr/a_couple_being_married_at_the_vatican_were/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1q77qr/a_couple_being_married_at_the_vatican_were/)

Is it just me or does this seem really stupid? He's just wearing one of those red nose things and people are hailing this dude as the most amazing Pope that ever lived.
How many popes do you know relax and have fun?  While cameras are around?

"He is setting the bar high for the next Pope. "

That's setting the bar pretty low if that's all it takes to impress people. There's a million things the Catholic church could do that would actually help people, and all of them are more impressive than having fun in front of cameras.

I'm not taking issue with what the Pope is doing so much as the way Reddit seems to have a huge hard on for a guy that is essentially the same as every Pope previous to him. Some of the comments in that thread are down right dumb.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 08, 2013, 09:37:51 PM
It's reddit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 08, 2013, 10:14:12 PM
It's reddit.

Yeah, a website with a huge section devoted to (supposedly) atheism.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 08, 2013, 10:51:48 PM
It's reddit.

Yeah, a website with a huge section devoted to (supposedly) atheism.

Yeah? People from /r/atheism aren't necessarily commenting on the pope thing, you know.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 08, 2013, 11:50:21 PM
It's reddit.

Yeah, a website with a huge section devoted to (supposedly) atheism.

Yeah? People from /r/atheism aren't necessarily commenting on the pope thing, you know.

Plenty of "I'm an atheist, but" comments in there as well.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 09, 2013, 12:04:22 AM
It's reddit.

Yeah, a website with a huge section devoted to (supposedly) atheism.

Yeah? People from /r/atheism aren't necessarily commenting on the pope thing, you know.

Plenty of "I'm an atheist, but" comments in there as well.

Not too sure what point you're trying to make, but okay...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 09, 2013, 02:51:09 AM
^ I'm pretty sure he's trying to make the point that people in /r/atheism are commenting on the pope thing.

Also, I've been seeing that around too, but to a worse extent. Specifically, those images where it's like "tha pope sold his limo and bought an old 1954 car wit buncha miles on it!!!" and "thea papa fired a corrapt gai and is giving money to children!!!" or something and everyone was freaking out with excitement and taking these random image posts as true without looking into them at all and, what do you know, both stories turned out to be drastically altered versions of the real stories that are much less 'amazingly generous'.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 09, 2013, 07:40:56 AM
So this picture of the Pope is currently on the frontpage of reddit:

http://i.imgur.com/D2apMAO.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/D2apMAO.jpg)

Queue a thread filled with people proclaiming how amazing this Pope is:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1q77qr/a_couple_being_married_at_the_vatican_were/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1q77qr/a_couple_being_married_at_the_vatican_were/)


Is it just me or does this seem really stupid? He's just wearing one of those red nose things and people are hailing this dude as the most amazing Pope that ever lived.
How many popes do you know relax and have fun?  While cameras are around?

"He is setting the bar high for the next Pope. "

That's setting the bar pretty low if that's all it takes to impress people. There's a million things the Catholic church could do that would actually help people, and all of them are more impressive than having fun in front of cameras.

I'm not taking issue with what the Pope is doing so much as the way Reddit seems to have a huge hard on for a guy that is essentially the same as every Pope previous to him. Some of the comments in that thread are down right dumb.
Its not low, its radical.  Most high ranking figures are so obsessed with image that anything that shows humanity is frowned upon.

Also:
www.thecatholictelegraph.com/pope-of-the-people-pope-francis-to-live-in-vatican-guesthouse-not-papal-apartments/13355 (http://www.thecatholictelegraph.com/pope-of-the-people-pope-francis-to-live-in-vatican-guesthouse-not-papal-apartments/13355)

www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/10/23/german-bishop-bling-vatican-suspension/3169723/ (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/10/23/german-bishop-bling-vatican-suspension/3169723/)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 09, 2013, 08:14:29 AM
It's reddit.

Yeah, a website with a huge section devoted to (supposedly) atheism.

Yeah? People from /r/atheism aren't necessarily commenting on the pope thing, you know.

Plenty of "I'm an atheist, but" comments in there as well.
A lot of atheists are just bitter Christian haters and I guess it makes them happy to see a nice guy Pope. Even if stories about him are exaggerated.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 09, 2013, 11:06:30 AM
Me and the wife went to IHOP for breakfast.  As I went to check the forums on my phone, this was the conversation:

Wife: the flat earth society can wait.
Me: you're right.  The conversation has gone flat.
Wife: I would think its often flat.
Me: oh no.  Sometimes its quite round.
Wife: then they're in the wrong forum.
Me: well, we have a lot of well rounded people.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 09, 2013, 11:20:34 AM
Me and the wife went to IHOP for breakfast.

The wife and I.  You can't say that me went to IHOP, it makes no sense.  And why in the world would you go to IHOP, anyway?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 09, 2013, 11:22:18 AM
And why in the world would you go to IHOP, anyway?

For pancakes, Sadaam.  It's not that hard to figure out.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 09, 2013, 11:27:38 AM
A lot of atheists are just bitter Christian haters...

Do you have any evidence to support your outlandish claim?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on November 09, 2013, 11:39:23 AM
A lot of atheists are just bitter Christian haters...

Do you have any evidence to support your outlandish claim?
Lurk moar.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 09, 2013, 12:42:01 PM
A lot of atheists are just bitter Christian haters...

Do you have any evidence to support your outlandish claim?
Lurk moar.

This is when a thread should be locked.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 09, 2013, 05:16:56 PM
A lot of atheists are just bitter Christian haters...

Do you have any evidence to support your outlandish claim?

i am a bitter christian hater
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 09, 2013, 06:58:33 PM
A lot of atheists are just bitter Christian haters...

Do you have any evidence to support your outlandish claim?

/r/atheism
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 10, 2013, 04:08:53 PM
So I went on the date with business woman lady. I really like her. She is so nice when not being a business woman. I think she is really hot and fun and I like her loads. I did a date today in London. I got a nice passionate kiss at the end and have been promised a second date.

Below is a picture because I know you are all judgemental shallow skum bags.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/b4c2gn.jpg)

I don't know what she sees in me, but I must be pretty good at keeping all the crazy in. I'm just happy she likes me.  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on November 10, 2013, 04:19:13 PM
So I went on the date with business woman lady. I really like her. She is so nice when not being a business woman. I think she is really hot and fun and I like her loads. I did a date today in London. I got a nice passionate kiss at the end and have been promised a second date.

Below is a picture because I know you are all judgemental shallow skum bags.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/b4c2gn.jpg)

I don't know what she sees in me, but I must be pretty good at keeping all the crazy in. I'm just happy she likes me.  :D
Good Thork. I would wait a little while before telling her about TFES. (Wait, never tell her)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 10, 2013, 04:25:01 PM
So I went on the date with business woman lady. I really like her. She is so nice when not being a business woman. I think she is really hot and fun and I like her loads. I did a date today in London. I got a nice passionate kiss at the end and have been promised a second date.

Below is a picture because I know you are all judgemental shallow skum bags.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/b4c2gn.jpg)

I don't know what she sees in me, but I must be pretty good at keeping all the crazy in. I'm just happy she likes me.  :D
Good Thork. I would wait a little while before telling her about TFES. (Wait, never tell her)
No, I won't tell her. She foolishly believes I think the earth is round! Muhahahahaha! >:D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 10, 2013, 04:29:33 PM
You can't risk letting her find out the truth. You'd better start spending less time here, or better yet, leave altogether.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Mugthulhu on November 10, 2013, 04:31:03 PM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/b4c2gn.jpg)
2old
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 10, 2013, 04:31:50 PM
You can't risk letting her find out the truth. You'd better start spending less time here, or better yet, leave altogether.
Shut your face. I'm gonna come here and I'm going to moonlight with a normal existence. I'm gonna have my cake and eat it!  >o<

(http://i40.tinypic.com/b4c2gn.jpg)
2old
she is 2 years younger than me. I think you forget .. I'm old.  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Mugthulhu on November 10, 2013, 04:33:48 PM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/b4c2gn.jpg)
2old
she is 2 years younger than me. I think you forget .. I'm old.  :(
Irrelevant.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 10, 2013, 04:34:29 PM
You're like 30 something, right? She definitely looks like she's worked off quite a few years out of her life expectancy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 10, 2013, 04:35:48 PM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/b4c2gn.jpg)
2old
she is 2 years younger than me. I think you forget .. I'm old.  :(
Irrelevant.
Meh. I don't care what you think. She rustles my jimmies.

You're like 30 something, right? She definitely looks like she's worked off quite a few years out of her life expectancy.
I'm 36 in 2 months. She's in great shape. I like.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 10, 2013, 04:49:12 PM
So I went on the date with business woman lady. I really like her. She is so nice when not being a business woman. I think she is really hot and fun and I like her loads. I did a date today in London. I got a nice passionate kiss at the end and have been promised a second date.

Below is a picture because I know you are all judgemental shallow skum bags.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/b4c2gn.jpg)

I don't know what she sees in me, but I must be pretty good at keeping all the crazy in. I'm just happy she likes me.  :D

Congrats, brohammer.  I wish you the best.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 10, 2013, 09:02:32 PM
Good for you. She's not as attractive as you made her out to be, but she's alright. Looks older than 33 though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 10, 2013, 09:37:47 PM
Good for you. She's not as attractive as you made her out to be, but she's alright. Looks older than 33 though.

WOW....
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 11, 2013, 12:18:45 AM
She looks like someone I know.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 11, 2013, 01:57:17 AM
Old.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 04:08:47 AM
Good for you. She's not as attractive as you made her out to be, but she's alright. Looks older than 33 though.

WOW....
Yeah, I guess that was really out of line. I'm such a jerk.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 11, 2013, 04:14:54 AM
She looks like someone I know.
Same here but an older version.

Still, she's nice and I hope you find many ways to help her relax after a long,hard day in the office. ;)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 11, 2013, 10:29:30 AM
Good for you. She's not as attractive as you made her out to be, but she's alright. Looks older than 33 though.

That's what I was thinking, thanks for being a jerk so I didn't have to.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 11, 2013, 10:33:26 AM
He didn't claim that she was a supermodel or anything.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 11, 2013, 10:36:29 AM
She looks smart.  Smart is not always cute.  Go Thork. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2013, 10:37:32 AM
Well I think she is lovely.

I fancy the pants off her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 11, 2013, 10:41:53 AM
Don't worry Thork if I was above 30 I would also fancy her
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on November 11, 2013, 10:46:11 AM
Thork doesn't look old, though. And 36 isn't old, at that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 10:47:59 AM
He didn't claim that she was a supermodel or anything.
But he did say she was prettier than himself, which I don't believe is true.

And after the things he said about my boyfriend I would have been justified in saying something worse than I did.
She has a pretty smile, but her eyes and neck look old and scary.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2013, 10:53:39 AM
He didn't claim that she was a supermodel or anything.
But he did say she was prettier than himself, which I don't believe is true.
Somewhere in there, a compliment is buried.

And after the things he said about my boyfriend I would have been justified in saying something worse than I did.
Your boyfriend hacked my FES account, spent months following me around the forum harassing me and made no secret of hating my guts. It is little wonder I thought very little of him. However we did make our peace and I don't remember being mean to you since, despite repeated provocation.


Anyway, I'm really excited about seeing her again. Its been ages since I met someone I really like IRL.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 11:03:38 AM
He didn't claim that she was a supermodel or anything.
But he did say she was prettier than himself, which I don't believe is true.
Somewhere in there, a compliment is buried.

And after the things he said about my boyfriend I would have been justified in saying something worse than I did.
Your boyfriend hacked my FES account, spent months following me around the forum harassing me and made no secret of hating my guts. It is little wonder I thought very little of him. However we did make our peace and I don't remember being mean to you since, despite repeated provocation.


Anyway, I'm really excited about seeing her again. Its been ages since I met someone I really like IRL.
Seriously? You insulted him on my facebook like two weeks ago and you had a terrible paragraph about my rodent-esque boyfriend sweating over me. Saddam will remember.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2013, 11:05:03 AM
He didn't claim that she was a supermodel or anything.
But he did say she was prettier than himself, which I don't believe is true.
Somewhere in there, a compliment is buried.

And after the things he said about my boyfriend I would have been justified in saying something worse than I did.
Your boyfriend hacked my FES account, spent months following me around the forum harassing me and made no secret of hating my guts. It is little wonder I thought very little of him. However we did make our peace and I don't remember being mean to you since, despite repeated provocation.


Anyway, I'm really excited about seeing her again. Its been ages since I met someone I really like IRL.
Seriously? You insulted him on my facebook like two weeks ago and you had a terrible paragraph about my rodent-esque boyfriend sweating over me. Saddam will remember.
I made a really funny joke on facebook 2 weeks ago which you deleted because you have a broom up your backside. You need to get over the huffing-pig post.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on November 11, 2013, 11:22:45 AM
I thought this was supposed to be a mature forum.  Why is there facebook drama coming from 30+ year old people?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2013, 11:26:31 AM
I thought this was supposed to be a mature forum.  Why is there facebook drama coming from 30+ year old people?

She posted a picture of her boyfriend with their cat sat on his shoulder and wrote "She loves him so much".

I posted "Maybe he just smells like a litter tray?".  :-\


Its obviously a friendly joke.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 11, 2013, 12:46:51 PM
That was actually a little funny, in a weird kind of way. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2013, 12:51:48 PM
That was actually a little funny, in a weird kind of way.
You see.  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on November 11, 2013, 12:54:35 PM
That was actually a little funny, in a weird kind of way.

That joke was funny in the same way Thork is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 12:57:09 PM
That was actually a little funny, in a weird kind of way.

That joke was funny in the same way Thork is.
Yes. It's my facebook, not the FES. I won't have you trolling my crap.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 11, 2013, 12:58:06 PM
I thought this was supposed to be a mature forum.  Why is there facebook drama coming from 30+ year old people?

She posted a picture of her boyfriend with their cat sat on his shoulder and wrote "She loves him so much".

I posted "Maybe he just smells like a litter tray?".  :-\


Its obviously a friendly joke.

That is pretty funny.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 12:59:38 PM
I thought this was supposed to be a mature forum.  Why is there facebook drama coming from 30+ year old people?

She posted a picture of her boyfriend with their cat sat on his shoulder and wrote "She loves him so much".

I posted "Maybe he just smells like a litter tray?".  :-\


Its obviously a friendly joke.

That is pretty funny.
Not when Thork tried to get nudes from me several times and continuously insults him. There's nothing friendly about it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2013, 01:00:31 PM
I thought this was supposed to be a mature forum.  Why is there facebook drama coming from 30+ year old people?

She posted a picture of her boyfriend with their cat sat on his shoulder and wrote "She loves him so much".

I posted "Maybe he just smells like a litter tray?".  :-\


Its obviously a friendly joke.

That is pretty funny.
Not when Thork tried to get nudes from me several times and continuously insults him. There's nothing friendly about it.
Tits or GTFO!  >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 01:03:57 PM
I thought this was supposed to be a mature forum.  Why is there facebook drama coming from 30+ year old people?

She posted a picture of her boyfriend with their cat sat on his shoulder and wrote "She loves him so much".

I posted "Maybe he just smells like a litter tray?".  :-\


Its obviously a friendly joke.

That is pretty funny.
Not when Thork tried to get nudes from me several times and continuously insults him. There's nothing friendly about it.
Tits or GTFO!  >o<
They're not saggy or wrinkled enough for your mature tastes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2013, 01:04:38 PM
I thought this was supposed to be a mature forum.  Why is there facebook drama coming from 30+ year old people?

She posted a picture of her boyfriend with their cat sat on his shoulder and wrote "She loves him so much".

I posted "Maybe he just smells like a litter tray?".  :-\


Its obviously a friendly joke.

That is pretty funny.
Not when Thork tried to get nudes from me several times and continuously insults him. There's nothing friendly about it.
Tits or GTFO!  >o<
They're not saggy or wrinkled enough for your mature tastes.
>:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 11, 2013, 01:06:24 PM
I thought this was supposed to be a mature forum.  Why is there facebook drama coming from 30+ year old people?

She posted a picture of her boyfriend with their cat sat on his shoulder and wrote "She loves him so much".

I posted "Maybe he just smells like a litter tray?".  :-\


Its obviously a friendly joke.

That is pretty funny.
Not when Thork tried to get nudes from me several times and continuously insults him. There's nothing friendly about it.
Tits or GTFO!  >o<
They're not saggy or wrinkled enough for your mature tastes.

This is also pretty funny :P
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 11, 2013, 01:10:24 PM
you had a terrible paragraph about my rodent-esque boyfriend sweating over me. Saddam will remember.

I remember that too, it was pretty hilarious.  He was so intent, and detailed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 11, 2013, 01:12:26 PM
rooster, please pull your panties out of your junk, and learn to joke around.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 01:16:00 PM
rooster, please pull your panties out of your junk, and learn to joke around.
Jroa, you have no idea what you're talking about. I can take a joke at my own expense, but I won't tolerate Thork making fun of my boyfriend just because he's super jelly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 11, 2013, 01:25:14 PM
Oh my god! He insulted your boy friend?  Oh my god. 

Please grow up and grow a pair.  People insult each other every day.  Usually because they are friends. 

Thork insults me, and I insult him back.  The difference is that I actually mean it.   >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on November 11, 2013, 01:26:37 PM
Rooster has a rooster up her rooster if you get what I'm roostering.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 11, 2013, 01:27:09 PM
Are you defending Thork, jroa?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 11, 2013, 01:29:10 PM
Hell no.  I am telling rooster to take her panties out of her ass.  That is all. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 01:34:40 PM
Hell no.  I am telling rooster to take her panties out of her ass.  That is all.
You still don't know what you're talking about. It's not just anyone making fun of anyone, it's more personal than that. You could make fun of my boyfriend for all I care. And I'm allowed to delete facebook comments I don't like, that's none of your fucking business. I'm also allowed to not like it when Thork attacks my boyfriend without your permission.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 11, 2013, 02:14:19 PM
Hell no.  I am telling rooster to take her panties out of her ass.  That is all.
You still don't know what you're talking about. It's not just anyone making fun of anyone, it's more personal than that. You could make fun of my boyfriend for all I care. And I'm allowed to delete facebook comments I don't like, that's none of your fucking business. I'm also allowed to not like it when Thork attacks my boyfriend without your permission.

Agree, mostly.  You don't have to stoop to his level though. Although, you could have been much meaner I suppose.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 02:34:46 PM
Hell no.  I am telling rooster to take her panties out of her ass.  That is all.
You still don't know what you're talking about. It's not just anyone making fun of anyone, it's more personal than that. You could make fun of my boyfriend for all I care. And I'm allowed to delete facebook comments I don't like, that's none of your fucking business. I'm also allowed to not like it when Thork attacks my boyfriend without your permission.

Agree, mostly.  You don't have to stoop to his level though. Although, you could have been much meaner I suppose.
So when Thork makes a disgustingly detailed comment it's hilarious, but when I make a mild statement it's "wow" material and I shouldn't have stooped to his level? (lulz like I was even close to being as offensive.) Thanks for the advice, I'll take it to heart.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 11, 2013, 02:36:50 PM
Hell no.  I am telling rooster to take her panties out of her ass.  That is all.
You still don't know what you're talking about. It's not just anyone making fun of anyone, it's more personal than that. You could make fun of my boyfriend for all I care. And I'm allowed to delete facebook comments I don't like, that's none of your fucking business. I'm also allowed to not like it when Thork attacks my boyfriend without your permission.

Agree, mostly.  You don't have to stoop to his level though. Although, you could have been much meaner I suppose.
So when Thork makes a disgustingly detailed comment it's hilarious, but when I make a mild statement it's "wow" material and I shouldn't have stooped to his level? (lulz like I was even close to being as offensive.) Thanks for the advice, I'll take it to heart.

Jeez, mine was just a joke.  I know he deserves it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 11, 2013, 02:52:07 PM
rooster, if you don't like what he says, then ignore him.  Problem solved.  Just ignore him.  If you wanna be friends and talk, then accept him.  If goes over board, then ignore him again. 

Ii is real simple.   If you need help with it, let me know.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 02:56:01 PM
rooster, if you don't like what he says, then ignore him.  Problem solved.  Just ignore him.  If you wanna be friends and talk, then accept him.  If goes over board, then ignore him again. 

Ii is real simple.   If you need help with it, let me know.
Yes, this is mostly what I already do when I get offended by Thork. I just don't appreciate anyone telling me to pull my panties out of my ass when they don't know the entire situation. Especially when that person is a moderator.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2013, 03:00:27 PM
It's not just anyone making fun of anyone, it's more personal than that.
Only because you make it like that.

You know that I am a strange individual. I'm not like normal people. I find it absolutely impossible to be genuinely mad at anyone for longer than a few moments. Except John Davis. But that's only because he is a constant source of irritation. Like thrush.

You are wasting your time being mean to me. I don't take it to heart. I just end up thinking that you are the one with the problem ... mostly because I'm incredibly conceited.

I harbour no ill-feeling to you or your boyfriend. If you say something mean, I'll say something mean back. A race to the bottom. And one I will usually win because I have a good imagination, reasonable writing skills, and a total disconnect from the subject matter.

I won't tolerate Thork making fun of my boyfriend just because he's super jelly.
Super jelly of what? Two people I have never met and never will that live thousands of miles away? I'm not a basket case.

Below, a similar style post to Chessus crust
Guess the number of fucks I give? Hint; it is not greater than one.
Go on. Give just one fuck. How much would that hurt? That fuck might just be enough to stop me doing something stupid in the small hours whilst I am becoming obese on special brew lager, fapping furiously in front of two bandy-legged Thai whores negotiating a plethora of vegetables on the internet, wearing nothing but the dried urine stained boxer shorts I have not bothered to change since my thread about lizard men was closed by a mod. Your fuck would mean a lot to me.
Its just how I write sometimes. Its meant to be funny. Not personal. the more you take it personally, the more it seems I touched a raw nerve. Let it go. I'm not worth it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 11, 2013, 03:02:23 PM
I'm not worth it.

Agreed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2013, 03:02:53 PM
I'm not worth it.

Agreed.
Shut up. I'm worth 3 of you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 11, 2013, 03:06:03 PM
I'm not worth it.

Agreed.
Shut up. I'm worth 3 of you.

Okay, sokarul.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 03:10:21 PM
I'm not worth it.

Agreed.
Shut up. I'm worth 3 of you.
While it's true that I would fully expect you to retaliate if I say something mean, sometimes your insults of him are completely unprovoked. Anyway, I'm letting this go for now. I was mostly upset at people telling me how to feel or that my comment about your lady friend was harsh and/or unnecessary. I explained why I wasn't meaner but that I had a right to be. Anyway, I'm not mad at you currently.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 11, 2013, 03:44:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24898637 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24898637)

I think it's fair to say Miley Cyrus is an annoying little shit.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2013, 03:46:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24898637 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24898637)

I think it's fair to say Miley Cyrus is an annoying little shit.
Also for someone who spends her life either naked or twerking, she's pretty unsexy. She has a very strange face. Her latest haircut is doing her no favours.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 04:25:47 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24898637 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24898637)

I think it's fair to say Miley Cyrus is an annoying little shit.
Also for someone who spends her life either naked or twerking, she's pretty unsexy. She has a very strange face. Her latest haircut is doing her no favours.
Yes! This is what I keep saying. She's awkward and has no shape, which is fine for any average girl but not for one who's trying to be a sex icon.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 11, 2013, 04:40:59 PM
rooster's boyfriend is a poopy-head.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 11, 2013, 05:20:47 PM
But he did have give us some good insults:

Objection, Your Honour, witness evading. Thork, for how long did your father abuse your mother before they divorced and how does this affect your view of women today?

Why don't you hurry up and end your miserable existence so we don't have to see these kinds of embarrassing displays?

Wahhh, I don't want pity. Suck it up and get a job, or eat a bullet. Dreams fail, deal with it and quit being a pussy. That's my advice, which is more than you deserve.

If nothing else on this Forum, Rooster has proved interesting enough to inspire a sad sack of impotent trollfat - that would be Benjamin Franklin - to make threads about her; probably whilst drooling unintelligibly out of his blubbery wet lips and shaking with sobs of desperate self-loathing, and subsequently allowing this disgusting concoction of fluids leaking from his dense meaty head to lubricant his feeble and bitter attempts at masturbation. You know what they say, B. Frank: A bullet in your mother's womb would've been worth two in the bush.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 11, 2013, 05:52:42 PM
I remember him always trying to play the alpha badass and just acting like a douche in general.

You'd get along with him well then, right?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 06:12:37 PM
hahahaha, god I don't even recognize him on this site. He was terrible.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 11, 2013, 06:31:29 PM
Sounds like I missed out on a lot of fun in those days.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 11, 2013, 06:39:08 PM
Sounds like I missed out on a lot of fun in those days.

This forum hasn't been fun for a long-ass time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 11, 2013, 06:43:44 PM
Yeah, I've noticed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 11, 2013, 07:24:52 PM
I only vaguely remember A&A.  How is he?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 11, 2013, 07:44:00 PM
I only vaguely remember A&A.  How is he?
Well he had a good laugh when I read those old posts to him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 12, 2013, 12:56:51 AM
A friendly chat isn't so friendly lately.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 12, 2013, 02:52:15 AM
Lets all be a bit friendlier please
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 12, 2013, 03:32:18 AM
I remember him always trying to play the alpha badass and just acting like a douche in general.

You'd get along with him well then, right?

Probably not. I'm anti-social, so I probably wouldn't even talk to him much if I met him. I only act like an obnoxious jackass on the internet because I'm safely behind my computer. I don't get offended nearly as easily either. Then again, I don't have a girlfriend who wants to jump on every D she comes across.
You'll grow out of it, don't worry.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 12, 2013, 04:05:32 AM
It's impossible to miss out on anything on the FES.

In other news, what up Gayer!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 12, 2013, 04:15:37 AM
I remember him always trying to play the alpha badass and just acting like a douche in general.

You'd get along with him well then, right?

Probably not. I'm anti-social, so I probably wouldn't even talk to him much if I met him. I only act like an obnoxious jackass on the internet because I'm safely behind my computer. I don't get offended nearly as easily either. Then again, I don't have a girlfriend who wants to jump on every D she comes across.
Yep that's me. I want everyone's D. I remember when you tried to talk to me privately on AIM lulz.

You're also probably the only person who acts differently on the internet too. So strange.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 12, 2013, 04:17:54 AM
Andrew really wanted rooster's D.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 12, 2013, 04:53:14 AM
What is everybody doing today?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 12, 2013, 04:59:34 AM
It's impossible to miss out on anything on the FES.

In other news, what up Gayer!

Yo Eddy Baby! Nowt up here, the Glorious Leader is at her dad's so I'm spending the day drinking endless cups of tea and maybe cooking some dinner at some point. And waiting to hear from my brother how his meeting with his lawyer goes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 12, 2013, 05:17:17 AM
It's impossible to miss out on anything on the FES.

In other news, what up Gayer!

Yo Eddy Baby! Nowt up here, the Glorious Leader is at her dad's so I'm spending the day drinking endless cups of tea and maybe cooking some dinner at some point. And waiting to hear from my brother how his meeting with his lawyer goes.
Ooh, why is he meeting with his lawyer?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 12, 2013, 05:27:12 AM
It's impossible to miss out on anything on the FES.

In other news, what up Gayer!

Yo Eddy Baby! Nowt up here, the Glorious Leader is at her dad's so I'm spending the day drinking endless cups of tea and maybe cooking some dinner at some point. And waiting to hear from my brother how his meeting with his lawyer goes.
Ooh, why is he meeting with his lawyer?

Silly US has accused him of hacking.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 12, 2013, 05:29:31 AM
Gayer's brother did 30/8
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 12, 2013, 05:30:32 AM
Gayer's brother did 30/8

He did.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spanner34.5 on November 12, 2013, 06:07:27 AM
Gayer's brother did 30/8
3.75?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 12, 2013, 12:37:27 PM
I sent my new lady friend a funny/romantic poem today. I'm pretty good at poems. She was impressed.  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 12, 2013, 12:55:43 PM
You'll grow out of it, don't worry.

Grow out of what? That response had multiple points in it.
That's because I was referring to all the points.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 12, 2013, 01:41:39 PM
I remember A&A being a jerk to me. :[

Also, I just remembered I am the reason this thread exists. I feel proud.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on November 12, 2013, 01:45:30 PM
I remember A&A being a jerk to me. :[

Also, I just remembered I am the reason this thread exists. I feel proud.

You feel proud.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 12, 2013, 02:47:43 PM
I remember A&A being a jerk to me. :[

Also, I just remembered I am the reason this thread exists. I feel proud.

You feel proud.

He is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on November 12, 2013, 04:30:48 PM
I sent my new lady friend a funny/romantic poem today. I'm pretty good at poems. She was impressed.  :D
Put it on TFES so we can all be impressed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 12, 2013, 05:24:10 PM
I sent my new lady friend a funny/romantic poem today. I'm pretty good at poems. She was impressed.  :D
Put it on TFES so we can all be impressed laugh at you.

Fixed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 12, 2013, 05:31:18 PM
I sent my new lady friend a funny/romantic poem today. I'm pretty good at poems. She was impressed.  :D
She might be the one, Thorky.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 12, 2013, 06:42:49 PM
I've uncovered a hidden romance!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 12, 2013, 11:31:44 PM
I sent my new lady friend a funny/romantic poem today. I'm pretty good at poems. She was impressed.  :D
Put it on TFES so we can all be impressed.
No. I wrote it for her. Its not mine any more.


I sent my new lady friend a funny/romantic poem today. I'm pretty good at poems. She was impressed.  :D
She might be the one, Thorky.
Who knows? But I really like her. She's my taste in ladies.  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 13, 2013, 02:01:16 AM
Glad she was impressed Thork
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 14, 2013, 04:43:02 AM
Take her swimming!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 14, 2013, 01:59:21 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24898637 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24898637)

I think it's fair to say Miley Cyrus is an annoying little shit.
Also for someone who spends her life either naked or twerking, she's pretty unsexy. She has a very strange face. Her latest haircut is doing her no favours.
Yes! This is what I keep saying. She's awkward and has no shape, which is fine for any average girl but not for one who's trying to be a sex icon.

Maxim put her at number one on their Hot 100 list.  I have no idea why.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 14, 2013, 07:13:45 PM
I think she has a pretty face though. Maybe they liked her pale skin, bleached hair, red lipstick look. I know I kinda do. Even so, Maxim usually just cares about the boobies.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on November 14, 2013, 08:05:36 PM
She barely has boobies, so that makes even less sense, unless you are referring to her showing them off.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 14, 2013, 09:49:31 PM
She barely has boobies, so that makes even less sense, unless you are referring to her showing them off.
No, I was just further commenting on why I think it's weird. I think she has a pretty face, but I know Maxim doesn't care about that. A pretty face might be the only thing going for her cause her body is plain. Maxim probably just chose her on the amount of media attention she's getting.

Also, she has boobs. Just because they're not big doesn't mean "she barely has them". A woman either does or does not have breasts. Small boobs are valid, jerk.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 15, 2013, 12:17:39 AM
I don't find her attractive in the slightest.

She has a weird orangutan(ish) looking face.

(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/orangutan-drinking-water-2994963.jpg)

Miley Cyrus singing one of her shitty songs.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 15, 2013, 01:13:44 AM
That's the best orangutan picture you could get?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 15, 2013, 01:17:00 AM
Vindictus want's to see the dirty bits.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on November 15, 2013, 07:06:15 AM
She barely has boobies, so that makes even less sense, unless you are referring to her showing them off.
No, I was just further commenting on why I think it's weird. I think she has a pretty face, but I know Maxim doesn't care about that. A pretty face might be the only thing going for her cause her body is plain. Maxim probably just chose her on the amount of media attention she's getting.

Also, she has boobs. Just because they're not big doesn't mean "she barely has them". A woman either does or does not have breasts. Small boobs are valid, jerk.
I never indicated that small boobs weren't valid, just that she isn't busty so it'd be weird for  Maxim to pick her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on November 17, 2013, 07:26:17 AM
That's the best orangutan picture you could get?

No, that's the best Miley pic he could get.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 17, 2013, 09:39:10 AM
Search Jesse Meece. He worked where Julian and I work before he killed his girlfriend and then himself. It's some twisted stuff.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 17, 2013, 10:27:09 AM
Hahahahahaha
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 17, 2013, 11:28:23 AM
Thats a bit fucked up
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 17, 2013, 11:36:10 AM
Thats a bit fucked up
Right? This guy was working in the same building, so creepy. If he hadn't shot himself he might have gotten away with it. I also wonder if he's killed other people.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 17, 2013, 11:46:03 AM
Thats a bit fucked up
Right? This guy was working in the same building, so creepy. If he hadn't shot himself he might have gotten away with it. I also wonder if he's killed other people.

He clearly thought a lot about the planning, would make you wonder if he had previous experience
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 17, 2013, 11:55:08 AM
I know people will complain but I think Cyanide & Happiness is so funny.  :D

Cyanide & Happiness - Divorce (http://#ws)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 17, 2013, 01:32:01 PM
My mate's mum used to work with a guy that ended up executing a taxi driver. He was a mentalist. When she heard he was a suspect, she was tempted to ring the police and be like 'yep that guy is fully mental'. But that's not really solid evidence for the police to go on. Apparently one of the things he said to her one time was, 'If I found out I had terminal cancer, one of the things I'd do before I died would be to put a gun to somebody's head just to see the look on their face'...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crudblud on November 18, 2013, 06:09:41 AM
My mate's mum used to work with a guy that ended up executing a taxi driver. He was a mentalist. When she heard he was a suspect, she was tempted to ring the police and be like 'yep that guy is fully mental'. But that's not really solid evidence for the police to go on. Apparently one of the things he said to her one time was, 'If I found out I had terminal cancer, one of the things I'd do before I died would be to put a gun to somebody's head just to see the look on their face'...
"Mentalism is a performing art in which its practitioners, known as mentalists, appear to demonstrate highly developed mental or intuitive abilities. Performances may appear to include telepathy, clairvoyance, divination, precognition, psychokinesis, mediumship, mind control, memory feats and rapid mathematics. Hypnosis may also be used as a stage tool. Mentalists are sometimes referred to as psychic entertainers."
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 18, 2013, 03:47:25 PM
I was gonna say something, but I chose to be polite.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 18, 2013, 11:26:32 PM
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.

You're going to be a mean drunk.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 18, 2013, 11:52:46 PM
He is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 19, 2013, 02:50:41 AM
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking. got you and EJ mixed up again.
GFs come and go.  Remember the good times and find someone else.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 19, 2013, 02:53:28 AM
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking.

Fuck you, America.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on November 19, 2013, 02:54:33 PM
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking.

Fuck you, America.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 19, 2013, 05:07:24 PM
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking. got you and EJ mixed up again.
GFs come and go.  Remember the good times and find someone else.

I don't really like people though, so if this doesn't work out I don't think I want to be in more relationships.

Men Going Their Own Way
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 19, 2013, 06:08:20 PM
lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 19, 2013, 06:09:42 PM
got you and EJ mixed up again.

lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 19, 2013, 09:42:46 PM
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking. got you and EJ mixed up again.
GFs come and go.  Remember the good times and find someone else.

I don't really like people though, so if this doesn't work out I don't think I want to be in more relationships.

I remember when I was this naive. Good times.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 20, 2013, 09:25:14 AM
My mate's mum used to work with a guy that ended up executing a taxi driver. He was a mentalist. When she heard he was a suspect, she was tempted to ring the police and be like 'yep that guy is fully mental'. But that's not really solid evidence for the police to go on. Apparently one of the things he said to her one time was, 'If I found out I had terminal cancer, one of the things I'd do before I died would be to put a gun to somebody's head just to see the look on their face'...
"Mentalism is a performing art in which its practitioners, known as mentalists, appear to demonstrate highly developed mental or intuitive abilities. Performances may appear to include telepathy, clairvoyance, divination, precognition, psychokinesis, mediumship, mind control, memory feats and rapid mathematics. Hypnosis may also be used as a stage tool. Mentalists are sometimes referred to as psychic entertainers."

I'm Alan Partridge - YOUR A MENTALIST! (http://#)

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 22, 2013, 04:20:30 PM
I'm discovering that I kinda dislike extreme liberals. They're all emotion with no logic sometimes. It can be very aggravating.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 22, 2013, 04:28:29 PM
That's true for any extremist, really.

I am discovering that I never want to get the fucking flu again  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on November 22, 2013, 04:32:34 PM
That's true for any extremist, really.

Except for logic extremists.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on November 22, 2013, 04:33:04 PM
I successfully trolled my friend about using electricity to help hair grow. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 22, 2013, 04:33:53 PM
did it shock demself
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on November 22, 2013, 05:09:17 PM
I didn't let it get that far. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 22, 2013, 07:17:01 PM
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 22, 2013, 07:22:16 PM
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

Exactly, why not.

I have driven through Nashville 10 times, never stopped.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 22, 2013, 07:31:36 PM
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 22, 2013, 07:37:24 PM
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

Exactly, why not.

I have driven through Nashville 10 times, never stopped.
It's not a terrible or incredibly interesting city, but for some reason it keeps getting high ratings for places to visit. I guess it doesn't have terrible crime, it has a tv show now (which annoyingly obstructs the walk to work), good places to eat, and tacky cowboy shops and bars. It's not too bad. Maybe you should stop sometime.

But I work a couple of blocks from the hotel where the casting call is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 22, 2013, 07:39:00 PM
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(
Yeah right, I'm not that pretty and I look mean when I'm not smiling.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on November 22, 2013, 07:42:56 PM
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(
Yeah right, I'm not that pretty and I look mean when I'm not smiling.
Irrelevant.  Never overestimate the standards of a lonely nerd.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 22, 2013, 07:51:45 PM
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(
Yeah right, I'm not that pretty and I look mean when I'm not smiling.
Irrelevant.  Never overestimate the standards of a lonely nerd.
I'm not. I worked at a GameStop and have shopped in comic book stores. The lonely nerds think I'll stab them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 22, 2013, 08:25:30 PM
I'm not. I worked at a GameStop...

That makes two of us.  Although it was a long time ago for me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on November 22, 2013, 08:46:04 PM
I've half considered going to the casting call myself.  I think they are looking for 1 male and 1 female out of Nashville though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 22, 2013, 09:07:38 PM
I've half considered going to the casting call myself.  I think they are looking for 1 male and 1 female out of Nashville though.
Yeah, here's the link: http://www.opencastingcall2013.com (http://www.opencastingcall2013.com)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 23, 2013, 12:49:38 AM
Go for it roos roos
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 23, 2013, 02:02:25 AM
I'm discovering that I kinda dislike extreme liberals. They're all emotion with no logic sometimes. It can be very aggravating.

Same, their superior attitude really annoys me sometimes. They also don't seem to realise the practicalities of their argument half the time.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 24, 2013, 08:16:06 AM
I've been making a lot of typos here lately and it's because I use swipe typing on my phone. Please forgive me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on November 24, 2013, 08:18:56 AM
It's ok. We still love you because we know it's not flippin intentional.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on November 24, 2013, 08:46:13 AM
I've been making a lot of typos here lately and it's because I use swipe typing on my phone. Please forgive me.
I think EJ is doing the same thing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 24, 2013, 09:05:51 AM
I'm discovering that I kinda dislike extreme liberals. They're all emotion with no logic sometimes. It can be very aggravating.

Same, their superior attitude really annoys me sometimes. They also don't seem to realise the practicalities of their argument half the time.
The superior attitude really gets me too. They're usually "intellectuals" because they have a bachelor's in psychology or something but if they can't make a decent argument then they just take the moral high ground. Either way, you're wrong and a dispicable person.

And yes, I have a liberal arts degree as well but I ain't no liberal just a moderate.

PS: I am not going to the casting call.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 24, 2013, 09:11:42 AM
rooster, that is disappointing.  I was looking forward to seeing you in a movie. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 24, 2013, 10:30:32 AM
PS: I am not going to the casting call.

Why?

What have you got to lose?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 24, 2013, 10:57:27 AM
PS: I am not going to the casting call.

Why?

What have you got to lose?
A lot of time and possibly my dignity. My local news channel said they were turning away anyone outside of the age ranges, but I really doubt that's true. On the website they never specifically say the person has to be the age of the character. But if it is true that's an even bigger reason not to go.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on November 24, 2013, 11:12:01 AM
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Star-Wars-Episode-7-What-We-Know-So-Far-36488.html (http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Star-Wars-Episode-7-What-We-Know-So-Far-36488.html)

For the love of the Force, I hope some of these rumors aren't true.  The Emperor as a Force ghost and a role played by Zac Efron?  Please tell me Disney will not screw this over any worse than they have to.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 24, 2013, 11:16:22 AM
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Star-Wars-Episode-7-What-We-Know-So-Far-36488.html (http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Star-Wars-Episode-7-What-We-Know-So-Far-36488.html)

For the love of the Force, I hope some of these rumors aren't true.  The Emperor as a Force ghost and a role played by Zac Efron?  Please tell me Disney will not screw this over any worse than they have to.
If they went for someone more famous like Zac Efron then they wouldn't be doing an open casting call for Rachel or Thomas.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on November 24, 2013, 12:12:06 PM
PS: I am not going to the casting call.

Why?

What have you got to lose?
A lot of time and possibly my dignity. My local news channel said they were turning away anyone outside of the age ranges, but I really doubt that's true. On the website they never specifically say the person has to be the age of the character. But if it is true that's an even bigger reason not to go.

But the reason to go out ways all of that.

You might look like a prat in front of some people you're likely to never meet again. It's really not that big a deal.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 24, 2013, 12:38:50 PM
PS: I am not going to the casting call.

Why?

What have you got to lose?
A lot of time and possibly my dignity. My local news channel said they were turning away anyone outside of the age ranges, but I really doubt that's true. On the website they never specifically say the person has to be the age of the character. But if it is true that's an even bigger reason not to go.

But the reason to go out ways all of that.

You might look like a prat in front of some people you're likely to never meet again. It's really not that big a deal.
The odds of me getting a role in a Star Wars movie are ridiculous. In would really only serve to feed a childish dream.

And, if I really really feel the need to audition I can send in a video with me reading some lines from the provided script.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on November 24, 2013, 01:26:13 PM
The odds of me getting a role in a Star Wars movie are ridiculous. In would really only serve to feed a childish dream.
I bet Daniel Radcliff thought the same thing about Harry Potter.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 24, 2013, 01:54:01 PM
PS: I am not going to the casting call.

Why?

What have you got to lose?
A lot of time and possibly my dignity. My local news channel said they were turning away anyone outside of the age ranges, but I really doubt that's true. On the website they never specifically say the person has to be the age of the character. But if it is true that's an even bigger reason not to go.

But the reason to go out ways all of that.

You might look like a prat in front of some people you're likely to never meet again. It's really not that big a deal.
The odds of me getting a role in a Star Wars movie are ridiculous. In would really only serve to feed a childish dream.

And, if I really really feel the need to audition I can send in a video with me reading some lines from the provided script.
Do it for the fun of the audition. Not to get the part. How cool to watch the film and see an actress and think many years later "I auditioned for that role". It'll be full of other eager geeks and I'm sure a lot of fun and camaraderie.

They are running auditions all over the world.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-24877078 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-24877078)

Its like Charlie and the chocolate factory. Buy the bar for the chocolate. Not because you think there is a golden ticket inside.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 24, 2013, 02:05:34 PM
Yeah don't be a wuss roos roos, do the audition
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 24, 2013, 02:06:17 PM
Wuss wuss
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 24, 2013, 02:19:28 PM
Too late nao. I can submit a video instead.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 24, 2013, 02:22:42 PM
I got the part of Yoda
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 24, 2013, 06:52:10 PM
New avatar. :>
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 24, 2013, 06:55:13 PM
New avatar. :>

Better than the last, worse than the one before the last.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Supertails on November 24, 2013, 07:23:05 PM
Better than Hotline Miami, worse than Skull Kid?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 24, 2013, 07:56:14 PM
Better than Hotline Miami, worse than Skull Kid?

I forgot about Skull kid, but yes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on November 25, 2013, 12:59:55 PM
It's snowing in Tennessee before Thanksgiving, not even nature wants to give Thanksgiving a break from Christmas.  Also, where is your global warming now liberals and other such rants.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 25, 2013, 01:07:00 PM
It's snowing in Tennessee before Thanksgiving, not even nature wants to give Thanksgiving a break from Christmas.  Also, where is your global warming now liberals and other such rants.
Yeah, it's really coming down outside my building. People won't shut up and it's hard to focus with all the excited little children.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on November 25, 2013, 01:15:34 PM
Same here.  The second it turns white outside you can kiss productivity goodbye.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 25, 2013, 01:20:08 PM
It was cold as fuck yesterday.  Today, not so bad.  Central Georgia has some crazy weather. Also, what is snow?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lorddave on November 25, 2013, 01:27:01 PM
It's snowing in Tennessee before Thanksgiving, not even nature wants to give Thanksgiving a break from Christmas.  Also, where is your global warming now liberals and other such rants.
This is exactly the shit us liberal global warming people have been talking about.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 25, 2013, 01:33:24 PM
We've had a little snow here. Nothing that's settled. Also it's way colder than it usually is at this time of year, if I remember rightly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on November 25, 2013, 01:46:47 PM
I would like it to snow here, but it won't. It has only snowed here once during my lifetime.  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on November 25, 2013, 01:54:23 PM
Does anyone know what Alaska is like as a state? Any facts they'd like to share?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on November 25, 2013, 01:56:54 PM
Does anyone know what Alaska is like as a state? Any facts they'd like to share?

Alaska is a state, like any other, but more like Canada.  I don't think that they talk like Canadians, though. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Foxy on November 25, 2013, 01:57:47 PM
Does anyone know what Alaska is like as a state? Any facts they'd like to share?

It is the best, most beautiful place I have ever visited. That is a fact.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 25, 2013, 02:47:36 PM
Does anyone know what Alaska is like as a state? Any facts they'd like to share?

It is the best, most beautiful place I have ever visited. That is a fact.
Clearly never been to Yorkshire then lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 26, 2013, 01:46:47 AM
There's snow here.


But thats not unusual.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on November 26, 2013, 09:46:09 AM
No snow here yet.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: PizzaPlanet on November 27, 2013, 02:57:43 AM
Britain's still rainy, although newspapers predict this year will feature the HARSHEST WINTER YET!1!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 27, 2013, 03:07:44 AM
I think the snow is gonna melt today. And then come back again at the weekend. I hate this time of year. I need a holiday some place warm.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 27, 2013, 06:40:22 AM
Where I live, it snowed in the morning and melted a few hours later.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on November 27, 2013, 12:02:52 PM
I wish it would snow here. It's way too hot and humid. I guess it's just another springtime in Australia.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Eddy Baby on November 27, 2013, 12:33:21 PM
Hahah he thinks it's spring
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 27, 2013, 12:38:13 PM
Silly Parsifal
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 28, 2013, 08:29:57 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Americaland!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Thork on November 28, 2013, 11:15:50 AM
Happy Thanksgiving merkins.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on November 28, 2013, 06:20:26 PM
Today is the day I give thanks for not being American.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on November 28, 2013, 08:53:03 PM
Today is the day I give thanks that Parsifal is not American.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spanner34.5 on November 29, 2013, 04:55:02 AM
Today is the day I give thanks I am not amerikkan.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 29, 2013, 06:33:16 AM
Today is the day I have thanksgiving leftovers.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 29, 2013, 07:03:59 AM
Today is the day I went to Ikea and finished my Christmas shopping.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 29, 2013, 07:25:46 AM
Finished already? Bah! I haven't even got started yet  >:(

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Parsifal on November 29, 2013, 07:42:42 AM
I'm glad the day I'm thankful I don't waste money on gifts for people I don't really care about who aren't going to use them anyway every December doesn't come for another three and a half weeks.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on November 29, 2013, 08:43:40 AM
I'm glad the day I'm thankful I don't waste money on gifts for people I don't really care about who aren't going to use them anyway every December doesn't come for another three and a half weeks.

How's the whisky?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 29, 2013, 09:59:01 AM
Finished already? Bah! I haven't even got started yet  >:(

Its easy enough when the only person I buy for is the Glorious Leader.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 29, 2013, 02:09:47 PM
No deaths reported so far! http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/ (http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 29, 2013, 02:15:57 PM
Hurray!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alchemist21 on November 29, 2013, 02:40:25 PM
That's because they were smart enough to release the PS4 before Black Friday.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on November 29, 2013, 06:26:08 PM
No deaths reported so far! http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/ (http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/)
That's because it was early yet.  As of the time of this post, it's up to 5 deaths and 81 injuries.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 29, 2013, 06:53:24 PM
No deaths reported so far! http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/ (http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/)
That's because it was early yet.  As of the time of this post, it's up to 5 deaths and 81 injuries.

That's the grand total, beginning way back in 2006.  Only one person has died this Black Friday.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 29, 2013, 06:56:01 PM
5 in 7 years is actually surprisingly low.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rooster on November 29, 2013, 09:02:14 PM
5 in 7 years is actually surprisingly low.
That's what I thought, but I question the accuracy of the counter.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on November 29, 2013, 11:10:36 PM
Today is the day I have thanksgiving leftovers.
The best day ever.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vindictus on November 30, 2013, 10:53:23 PM
Everyone has probably already seen this on their facebook feed, but Paul Walker died a few hours ago in a car crash. I'm surprised at how many people not only love the F&F franchise but actually know the lead actor by name.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on December 01, 2013, 12:03:50 AM
Everyone has probably already seen this on their facebook feed, but Paul Walker died a few hours ago in a car crash. I'm surprised at how many people not only love the F&F franchise but actually know the lead actor by name.

Wow, irony.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Particle Person on December 01, 2013, 12:05:55 AM
Everyone has probably already seen this on their facebook feed, but Paul Walker died a few hours ago in a car crash. I'm surprised at how many people not only love the F&F franchise but actually know the lead actor by name.

Wow, irony.

Says everyone ever, completely oblivious to the definition of the word.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on December 01, 2013, 12:07:46 AM
Everyone has probably already seen this on their facebook feed, but Paul Walker died a few hours ago in a car crash. I'm surprised at how many people not only love the F&F franchise but actually know the lead actor by name.

Wow, irony.

Says everyone ever, completely oblivious to the definition of the word.

I didn't expect someone to post this so quickly.

It's irony in the Alanis Morrisette sense of the word, anyway.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Blanko on December 01, 2013, 01:38:28 AM
Literally who
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 06, 2013, 01:20:15 PM
Holy crap, I was just getting over the flu and bronchitis and now I have a fucking cold  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 06, 2013, 01:37:38 PM
That's too bad, SCG.  I hope you feel better soon. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 06, 2013, 01:56:54 PM
Thanks jroa. I broke down and asked the doctor for some antibiotics... there's got to be a reason I can't get over this sickness, so maybe I have a sinus infection, or lung infection, or something. Hopefully this will kick it in the ass!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 07, 2013, 11:08:18 AM
Get better soon Cowgirl!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 07, 2013, 11:14:23 AM
I am on lots of cold medicines! a bit jittery, lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 07, 2013, 11:43:58 AM
Jittery Cowgirl
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 07, 2013, 12:10:30 PM
Space Cowgirl, lay off the methamphetamine.  It is making you all jittery.   
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 07, 2013, 01:28:28 PM
I'm having some soup now, that should calm me down.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: fappenhosen on December 09, 2013, 03:42:18 PM
I haven't had a decent shit in weeks.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on December 12, 2013, 07:26:04 PM
I got engaged this past weekend.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on December 12, 2013, 07:39:06 PM
Congratulations to you and condolences to the fiancée.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on December 12, 2013, 09:00:55 PM
Congrats Pongo.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 13, 2013, 03:08:37 AM
Congrats Pongo!!! I hope we are all invited to the wedding...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on December 13, 2013, 05:42:14 AM
Actually, it's quite the opposite. None of you are invited. =\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on December 13, 2013, 07:53:49 AM
Actually, it's quite the opposite. None of you are invited. =\
I'm going anyway.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 13, 2013, 07:57:31 AM
Actually, it's quite the opposite. None of you are invited. =\
I'm going anyway.

Me too
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 13, 2013, 08:32:26 AM
Congratulations Pongo. I hope you teach your babies all about FET!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 13, 2013, 10:10:22 AM
Actually, it's quite the opposite. None of you are invited. =\

I see.  She is not real.  That's OK, Pongo. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: fappenhosen on December 13, 2013, 06:42:36 PM
I haven't had a decent shit in weeks.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 14, 2013, 07:36:59 AM
Eat more fiber.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: fappenhosen on December 24, 2013, 10:16:59 AM
No. "fiber", or "fibre" as it is better known, is Conspiracy nanobots.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 25, 2013, 12:53:37 PM
I'm sorry your colon is clogged with conspiracy nanobots.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 26, 2013, 04:22:33 AM
Somebody sounds like they are clogged up.  Perhaps more fiber in their diet might help. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 26, 2013, 07:12:09 AM
I bet he picked up the butt nanobots at KFC!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on March 28, 2014, 07:30:20 PM
Hey everybody!


So I know it's been a while, but things have been... well, difficult for me lately. The last 6 months have kind of sucked a lot, and I have had to just walk away from a lot of stuff. Basically personal/relationship stuff, and it hasn't been fun. But things have kind of settled down now, and it's all working out pretty good, actually. I don't want to go into details, but nothing lost, and a lot gained. It was a bad 6 months, but it was worth working through it.


Obviously the last 6 months haven't exactly been great on this side, either. I'm really sorry I wasn't around to help the community out during that time. Honestly, I just couldn't, but I still feel guilty about it and don't exactly feel like the greatest FES VP in the world right now. Though I probably am by default. The split is a thing that has happened, and I'm neither going to lament over it or pontificate about it. Obviously I'd like us all to be one big happy family and work out our issues (hey hey, seamless thematic link between this paragraph and the last!), but that may not be possible, and I wish those involved in tfes.org the very best. Having two lively FE sites on the internet is no bad thing really, and that's all I have to say on the matter.


Anyway, hopefully I'll be around more, at least in an administrative capacity, i.e. Announcements/S&C and the mod boards. I'll also try to post more, but that's bound to slip from time to time. Basically, don't take me at my word - I wouldn't. 4 months from now we'll see if this was just a false dawn.


But yeah, I wanted to let you guys know why I haven't been around, and that it isn't because I don't love ya'll. I've missed this place, really. :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 28, 2014, 08:04:59 PM
The flat Earth does not revolve around you.  Just kidding.  I hope everything works out for you. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on March 28, 2014, 08:13:29 PM
The flat Earth does not revolve around you.  Just kidding.  I hope everything works out for you.


Hey man, lay off the jokes. Jokes aren't funny. We're here for a long time, not a good time. Your carrying on and general clowning have no place in this marbled forum of pure intellect. Either present a formal logical-disproof of my centrality to the existence of all human beings, or take a hike down at the last chance saloon of people who are bad at posting. Because that's where you should go, on account of your bad posts.


I think you've taken enough icy-burns for one night. Time for you to log-off in shame.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 28, 2014, 08:32:04 PM
Why do all satellite dishes point at the iThong?  Answer me that, you FE idiots. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 29, 2014, 09:11:14 AM
YAY WILMORE!

Hey Wilmore, I'm glad you are back and your life is better.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 29, 2014, 10:07:27 AM
Good to have you back Wilmore :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on March 29, 2014, 12:52:59 PM
(https://www.tsl.texas.gov/sites/default/files/public/tslac/exhibits/railroad/power/tanks.jpg)

guys
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 29, 2014, 12:55:02 PM
Don't ever leave us again
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 29, 2014, 12:57:41 PM
Don't ever ignore my TWEETS again either  >:(

Just kidding, I was going to pester you on Twitter until you were forced to come back, but I didn't.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 29, 2014, 12:58:47 PM
Did he ignore your tweets? The bastard!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 29, 2014, 12:59:59 PM
I did send him one tweet begging him to come back and talk to us, and he did ignore it or SOMETHING  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 29, 2014, 01:15:23 PM
Bastard
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on March 29, 2014, 02:05:52 PM
We don't need him.  Fuck him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on March 29, 2014, 02:06:38 PM
I did send him one tweet begging him to come back and talk to us, and he did ignore it or SOMETHING  :'(


I think I basically replied like a zillion years later. If it makes you feel any better, I was ignoring messages from Daniel, too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on March 29, 2014, 02:08:12 PM
We don't need him.  Fuck him.


Hey hey hey! Are you going to start clowning off and carrying on like that jroa joker? I expect better, more engaging content from you, Roundy. Unfollow.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on March 29, 2014, 02:12:10 PM
Do you think you're better than me?  That's all I want to know.  Do you think you're better than me? >o<
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 29, 2014, 02:26:40 PM
We don't need him.  Fuck him.
Agreed. Lets kick his arse and then ignore him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 29, 2014, 02:36:28 PM
We should tickle him, then kick his ass, then ignore him. Just to keep him confused.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 29, 2014, 02:42:21 PM
Lets just tickle him, that sounds the most fun.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on March 29, 2014, 07:16:31 PM
I am averse to tickles. So like, don't do that.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on March 29, 2014, 07:23:24 PM
So much for this being a "friendly" chat. ::)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on March 29, 2014, 10:49:11 PM
Shut the fuck up markjo.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 30, 2014, 01:50:41 AM
I am averse to tickles. So like, don't do that.

Definitely going to tickle you then  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 30, 2014, 07:26:08 AM
Maybe we should tickle Roundy too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 30, 2014, 08:02:01 AM
Ooo we should!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on March 30, 2014, 11:01:56 AM
No, don't!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on March 30, 2014, 11:26:09 AM
I know exactly where Roundy is most ticklish
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 30, 2014, 12:26:54 PM
Giant FES tickle party!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lord Wilmore on March 30, 2014, 05:31:29 PM
This does not bode well for Roundy and me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 30, 2014, 05:56:09 PM
Wilmore the ticklemore
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 31, 2014, 01:07:07 AM
Gonna tickle Saddam too
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 31, 2014, 08:42:33 AM
Saddam definitely deserves a tickle.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 31, 2014, 09:33:32 AM
Saddam just wants a pickle.  Quit changing his words around. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 31, 2014, 10:21:02 AM
Saddam wants to tickle your pickle
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 31, 2014, 10:47:17 AM
Gross.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 31, 2014, 12:17:23 PM
You'd love it really
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 31, 2014, 03:25:25 PM
I am not that open minded to try. Thanks anyway. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 31, 2014, 03:47:06 PM
It's good to see DuckDodgers up there fighting the good fight.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 31, 2014, 03:49:57 PM
He is actually good at it.  Who would have known? 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 01, 2014, 02:26:36 AM
Hooray for DuckDodgers!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 02, 2014, 03:56:36 PM
DuckDodgers DuckDodgers who is he, your leader?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 03, 2014, 08:00:38 PM
DickDodgers DickDodgers who is he, your leader?

ftfy
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on April 04, 2014, 09:26:25 PM
Those silly roundies have had too much free reign up there.  I just had to try to knock them down a bit.  I have to admit that I had to check those posts for the "you" code (I'm not even sure if that exists on this site though).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 05, 2014, 05:12:04 AM
I hate that "you" code
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 05, 2014, 08:31:43 AM
This forum doesn't have the you tags. We've had that on Troll Kingdom for years, though. We also have a random tag that puts a random user's name in.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on April 17, 2014, 10:39:04 PM
Wilmore and I are sleeping together.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Regimango on April 27, 2014, 02:34:02 PM
i am going to vanuatu
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Izen on May 07, 2014, 02:29:57 PM
Hello everyone

Am new here.  A very interesting topic for sure!  Intend on doing a lot of reading here and have numerous questions.  Hopefully others may be willing to offer some kind of answers?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 07, 2014, 03:12:43 PM
A Friendly Chat is a very interesting topic, we should chat about it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Izen on May 07, 2014, 03:40:25 PM
"An interesting topic"....   The FE theory.    But I'm sure "A Friendly Chat" could be as well.  :) 

I've noticed that the FAQ section seems to be basic FAQ', but with numerous answers and replies to each in between actual FAQ'!?   Wondering how long it might take to scroll through that entire section finding actual FAQ' listed?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 07, 2014, 04:34:49 PM
I just had a look at the FAQ and it's supposed to link to another page but the page comes back 404 so I don't know what's up with that. The FAQ is terrible. We do have a wiki that is only slightly less terrible http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/tiki/tiki-index.php (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/tiki/tiki-index.php)

If you have some specific questions, just go ahead and ask them in Flat Earth Q&A. You can start a new thread, or if you see another active thread discussing your question already,  feel free to jump into the conversation. If you want to start a debate on a topic, post a new thread in Flat Earth Debate, or if there's one already going on that you're interested in go ahead and post.

It's best not to try to cram a bunch of questions into one thread, but people do it all the time. Also, there aren't many flat earthers left so you might have to be patient. You're more likely to have a round earther give you a sarcastic answer. (just because someone posts here doesn't mean they think the earth is flat)

Welcome to the FES.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 08, 2014, 07:53:44 AM
Read the FAQ  >:( >:( >:(

I miss saying that
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: spanner34.5 on May 08, 2014, 08:05:44 AM
Read the FAQ  >:( >:( >:(

I miss saying that

I miss saying FECK.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on May 08, 2014, 08:27:51 AM
Lurk moar.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 08, 2014, 11:36:36 AM
The cat needs to feck off and read the FAQ and then lurk some moar somewhere else instead of sitting on my shoulder stinking of cat food.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 08, 2014, 12:23:20 PM
Sounds like it is time for a kitty sacrifice. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 08, 2014, 03:26:38 PM
the cat really should read the FAQ
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 08, 2014, 09:53:46 PM
The cat should stop shedding everywhere too. Stick that in the FAQ.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 09, 2014, 03:00:41 AM
The cat knows that the FAQ does not govern her.  She is beyond the FAQ.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 09, 2014, 06:26:45 AM
The cat stinks
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 09, 2014, 04:14:09 PM
That is just her way of making you submissive. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 10, 2014, 01:04:23 AM
Possibly. Damn cat.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on May 13, 2014, 02:59:29 PM
Cats are the ultimate leaders of the conspiracy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 13, 2014, 10:17:10 PM
The cat won't eat the cat food but it'll eat my dead flowers. Dumb cat.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vauxhall on May 13, 2014, 11:43:40 PM
The cat won't eat the cat food but it'll eat my dead flowers. Dumb cat.

Maybe s/he's sick?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: markjo on May 14, 2014, 06:46:58 AM
The cat won't eat the cat food but it'll eat my dead flowers. Dumb cat.
Have you tried mouse flavored cat food?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 14, 2014, 09:17:45 AM
I should probably try flower-flavoured cat food. I guess she just didn't like the tuna cat food.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on May 14, 2014, 10:20:53 AM
My parents have a cat who loves to eat corn husks and lettuce.  They are odd creatures.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 14, 2014, 10:30:38 AM
They are odd. I think Charlie ate some of the Glorious Leader's chips tonight. Eating her own food now at last.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 14, 2014, 10:33:46 AM
I had a cat who used to sneak up on the table and steal a mouthful of salad.  Then, she would run off in the corner and eat it. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: isitflattho on October 13, 2014, 05:33:50 AM
 :( 8) ???PREACH THE :P :P EARTH IS FLAT OMFG LETS ALL RUN OFF THE EDGE YOLO
So there that is.  Anything interesting going on with any of you?
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Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: sceptimatic on October 13, 2014, 06:37:16 AM
:( 8) ???PREACH THE :P :P EARTH IS FLAT OMFG LETS ALL RUN OFF THE EDGE YOLO
So there that is.  Anything interesting going on with any of you?
This part of the forum is specifically friendly chat about cats. If you want to have a dig about flat Earth, try taking your chat to the OMFG chat section specifically set out for this at the bottom of the forum under Angry ranting.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: sceptimatic on October 13, 2014, 06:39:20 AM
My cat won't eat tinned sardines anymore after slicing open it's paw trying to peel the lid back, one day. It now eats rats and mice and all things not nice.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 16, 2014, 03:16:14 PM
Hi guys.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 17, 2014, 02:16:17 AM
Hi Saddamit
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 17, 2014, 02:19:29 AM
Yo
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Skepsis on December 04, 2014, 04:49:12 PM

Hi,
I'm a newcomer to this site so excuse me if I seem to be pushy or asking questions that have already been answered. I just do not understand the theory. Scientific disagreements aside.
For me logical thinking can solve this problem in a matter of minutes. Maybe I'm missing something but why would these higher powers, government or other, spend all this time planning an elaborate hoax to convince the people that the Earth is flat?
This makes no sense to me. I'm sure you would agree that a lot of people would have to be involved in this... But for what? What's the upside? You might answer money and power but those things can be acquired in much simpler ways. Another question I wanted to ask is, is this society of the belief that the government has caused events such as 911 and other disasters?  Also does anybody running this have an actual degree in advanced mathematics or physics from any respectable college or university? Thanks so much for your time I appreciate you answering my questions however stupid they may seem to you.
Regards
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Sancho on March 04, 2015, 01:52:54 PM
Hi guys, newbie here. XD
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 04, 2015, 02:01:43 PM
Welcome to the FES!  Don't let the shill roundies scare you off!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 05, 2015, 07:12:30 AM
Hello newbie. I like newbies.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Sancho on March 07, 2015, 10:38:46 AM
Hi. :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: FlatOrange on March 09, 2015, 10:32:49 PM
Hi. :)

Hi sancho.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Sancho on March 10, 2015, 06:48:15 PM
So how goes things around here? (That sounded better in my head...)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: FlatOrange on March 10, 2015, 09:35:05 PM
So how goes things around here? (That sounded better in my head...)

They go 'round ifyaknowhaimsayn!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on March 11, 2015, 03:03:45 AM
Hello newbie. I like newbies.
:-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pongo on March 11, 2015, 09:01:39 AM
:-*

B-FRANKS!!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 11, 2015, 10:40:31 AM
Hello newbie. I like newbies.
:-*

And I loooooove Franklins  :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Vauxhall on March 11, 2015, 10:42:08 AM
I'm back after my seemingly 12hr ban to cause havoc.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on March 11, 2015, 08:06:37 PM
Gayer, why are you never in IRC? I want to get drunk and flirt with you.

And Pongo, stop sending me dick pics. The first few were nice, but at this point, with the costumes and Photoshopping, it's gotten ridiculous.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 12, 2015, 03:30:51 AM
I always forget about IRC. PM me when you're drunk and I'll try and come on IRC to let you down gently.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 12, 2015, 05:17:37 AM
Rip his heart out and stomp on it. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on March 19, 2015, 01:22:42 PM
I always forget about IRC. PM me when you're drunk and I'll try and come on IRC to let you down gently.
I'm always drunk. And you think you can resist my charms? Many have tried, and only many have succeeded.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 20, 2015, 04:40:46 AM
I always forget about IRC. PM me when you're drunk and I'll try and come on IRC to let you down gently.
I'm always drunk. And you think you can resist my charms? Many have tried, and only many have succeeded.

No charm can break its way through my ice cold heart
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on March 20, 2015, 06:22:25 AM
I always forget about IRC. PM me when you're drunk and I'll try and come on IRC to let you down gently.
I'm always drunk. And you think you can resist my charms? Many have tried, and only many have succeeded.

No charm can break its way through my ice cold heart
What about dildoes?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 20, 2015, 10:07:06 AM
I always forget about IRC. PM me when you're drunk and I'll try and come on IRC to let you down gently.
I'm always drunk. And you think you can resist my charms? Many have tried, and only many have succeeded.

No charm can break its way through my ice cold heart
What about dildoes?

Well alright, they can.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on March 21, 2015, 02:59:40 AM
Well alright, they can.
What if, hypothetically, this dildo was attached to a charming and drunken Benjamin Franklin?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 21, 2015, 03:39:02 AM
Well alright, they can.
What if, hypothetically, this dildo was attached to a charming and drunken Benjamin Franklin?

No
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 21, 2015, 10:03:52 AM
When Gayer says no, she really means yes. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 21, 2015, 04:24:21 PM
No means no  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Non dairy creamer on May 29, 2015, 07:36:38 PM
No means no  >:(

Unless your safe word is yes! Then no would be yes and yes would be no!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: eyes wide open on July 01, 2015, 06:41:07 PM
I've heard lately that posts and videos on other forums are being deleted, just hear this I will tell everyone And anyone about flat earth and we will rise ;D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: SirAlexMann on October 15, 2015, 06:14:57 AM
Hi, my names Alex and I am new to the website, however I am not new to the concept of the earth being flat. It was only a couple of months ago that me and my uncle were having a discussion and he started to talk about the concept of the earth being flat. I had no idea what he was on about at first, but then I realized that what he was saying actually made sense, more sense than what teachers and scientists had been yapping on about. I then went home that night and watched video after video and discussion after discussion, to find myself fully believed in the concept of the earth being flat. At fist I kept it to myself, but then I started to tell everyone and used the evidence that I had read/watched. Everyone thought I was crazy or insane, but then I found this website, a home for people like me, full of other flat earth believers and I feel so accepted! So I just wanted to tell you all thank you for being here to support the rest of us. This is my new home.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on October 15, 2015, 06:28:10 AM
Hello, SirAlexMann, and welcome to the forum.  I look forward to reading you contributions here.  Also, don't let the roundies on here get on your nerves.  They are just here to troll and will try to argue about any proof you set before them, and then proclaim over and over that nobody ever gives them proof.  It is almost as if they are trying to play some childish game were they just say, "Nah'uh" over and over.  Anyway, don't let the round Earthers get you down. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: SirAlexMann on October 15, 2015, 07:02:47 AM
Hello, SirAlexMann, and welcome to the forum.  I look forward to reading you contributions here.  Also, don't let the roundies on here get on your nerves.  They are just here to troll and will try to argue about any proof you set before them, and then proclaim over and over that nobody ever gives them proof.  It is almost as if they are trying to play some childish game were they just say, "Nah'uh" over and over.  Anyway, don't let the round Earthers get you down.

 Thank you for making me feel so welcome Jroa, and I wont worry about the roundies, they're all just delusional
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: B_Rock on October 24, 2015, 11:38:25 AM
I have some kind of sick addiction for conspiracy truths. This is the latest one I'm investigating, but a festival muscician I became aquainted with at a local fest for a few years always talked about this flat Earth stuff. I was too busy focussing on being blissful and euphoric to be bummed out as much as I was when I lost my religion. I have at least made it back to God.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Touchmetie on November 19, 2015, 07:55:09 AM
Heya all FE's :) :D

New member here
I had stumbled across an interesting website recently and saw a petition concerning the Antarctic treaty for independent geologists. Here's the link:  https://www.change.org/p/united-nations-allow-scientific-research-by-independent-geologist-in-antacrtica (https://www.change.org/p/united-nations-allow-scientific-research-by-independent-geologist-in-antacrtica)

I think it could contribute in future to more evidence's of our flat earth.
What are your thoughts about this petition, and do you think it worth spreading around?

God bless
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: MrJohnThomas on November 27, 2015, 03:54:48 PM
Hello. I am new here. I wasnt sure to make an introduction post. So I decided to make one here. I tried reading the FAQ but all I got was a 40 error. Help?

Any ways it is so nice to finally be where I can find like minded people. My proof for why the Earth may be flat is due to the holographic theory http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3057957/Are-living-HOLOGRAM-time-scientists-prove-strange-theory-true-realistic-models-universe.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3057957/Are-living-HOLOGRAM-time-scientists-prove-strange-theory-true-realistic-models-universe.html)

What do you think?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: getrealzommb on December 24, 2015, 04:31:40 PM
Just using this thread to introduce myself as I also couldn't access or find another thread to do it.

I am from the UK and class myself a a Realist, in other words I only believe in the real.
What is real needs to be verifiable and testable or observable.
I know for sure the Earth is a Sphere and I'm here to guide people away from silly assumptions and ignorance.

I am an Electro-Mechanical Engineer with both Electrical BEng Hons and Mechanical BEng Hons.
I am currently in progress on a OU course studying BSc Physics and Maths.
I am a MENSA tested qualifier with an IQ of 143.

I have a family, a wife and 3 daughters. I'm  often outspoken at the dinner table, however I wear the trousers.
I look forward to some amusing and informative chats here.

Catch ya in a thread soon.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Andromeda Galaxy on December 28, 2015, 07:52:25 PM
Just using this thread to introduce myself as I also couldn't access or find another thread to do it.

I am from the UK and class myself a a Realist, in other words I only believe in the real.
What is real needs to be verifiable and testable or observable.
I know for sure the Earth is a Sphere and I'm here to guide people away from silly assumptions and ignorance.

I am an Electro-Mechanical Engineer with both Electrical BEng Hons and Mechanical BEng Hons.
I am currently in progress on a OU course studying BSc Physics and Maths.
I am a MENSA tested qualifier with an IQ of 143.

I have a family, a wife and 3 daughters. I'm  often outspoken at the dinner table, however I wear the trousers.
I look forward to some amusing and informative chats here.

Catch ya in a thread soon.

MST 124, MST 125 ruined my life  :D

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 29, 2016, 02:31:04 PM
I was having a couple of Martinis last night, when I thought, "Dry Vermouth is just dry white wine.  Why not try a different wine?"  So, I made a Martini using a splash of red wine instead of vermouth, and guess what?  It was good.  Is there a name for this?  Did I invent something? 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Genius on April 01, 2016, 03:07:52 PM
how goes it
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 01, 2016, 08:39:07 PM
Hello Genius!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 02, 2016, 03:49:49 PM
Hi.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Papa Legba on April 02, 2016, 04:18:33 PM
I am an Electro-Mechanical Engineer with both Electrical BEng Hons and Mechanical BEng Hons.
I am currently in progress on a OU course studying BSc Physics and Maths.
I am a MENSA tested qualifier with an IQ of 143.

I have a family, a wife and 3 daughters. I'm  often outspoken at the dinner table, however I wear the trousers.
I look forward to some amusing and informative chats here.

Cool story bro...

Funny how you went straight for my throat like a rabid dog immediately after posting it though.

And interestingly it is also EXACTLY the same kind of fake front that JREF sock-accounts are encouraged to put up.

www.bolenreport.com (http://www.bolenreport.com)

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: palmerito0 on April 02, 2016, 04:21:36 PM
Seriously, its time to ban Poppa. He just comes into random threads and starts attacking people.

This is supposed to be A Friendly Chat for pete's sake.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 06, 2016, 09:28:37 AM
Hey nerds, what's up?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 06, 2016, 09:32:06 AM
Hi SCG!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 06, 2016, 09:35:26 AM
Hey jroa!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on April 06, 2016, 12:00:33 PM
Hey nerds, what's up?
Hi grandma!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 06, 2016, 04:32:03 PM
Hey nerds, what's up?
Hi grandma!!!

I'm not old enough to be your grandma  >:(

How are you, hoppy? Still hopping probably.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Username on April 06, 2016, 07:33:51 PM
Hey nerds, what's up?
Hey!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 07, 2016, 09:26:38 AM
Hi John! You've got the forum looking great.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Username on April 07, 2016, 12:05:27 PM
Hi John! You've got the forum looking great.
Working on it, and some other new fun stuff is in the works too! Stick around ;)!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on April 07, 2016, 05:54:30 PM
Hey nerds, what's up?
HI MOM
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 08, 2016, 08:10:05 AM
Hey nerds, what's up?
HI MOM

HELLO MY CHILD!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 05, 2016, 11:40:51 AM
MUM!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 05, 2016, 02:40:11 PM
MUM!

GAYER! Hey, how are you?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Papa Legba on May 29, 2016, 09:49:55 AM
Just using this thread to introduce myself as I also couldn't access or find another thread to do it.

I am from the UK and class myself a a Realist, in other words I only believe in the real.
What is real needs to be verifiable and testable or observable.
I know for sure the Earth is a Sphere and I'm here to guide people away from silly assumptions and ignorance.

I am an Electro-Mechanical Engineer with both Electrical BEng Hons and Mechanical BEng Hons.
I am currently in progress on a OU course studying BSc Physics and Maths.
I am a MENSA tested qualifier with an IQ of 143.

I have a family, a wife and 3 daughters. I'm  often outspoken at the dinner table, however I wear the trousers.
I look forward to some amusing and informative chats here.

Catch ya in a thread soon.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 29, 2016, 09:55:27 AM
He wears the trousers, mofo.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Papa Legba on May 29, 2016, 10:33:05 AM
He wears the outspoken trousers at the dinner table, he has a wife & three daughters, he is a mensarator panjandrum with degrees aplenty, and yet here he is posting photos of bowel cancer & sneering 'your mother!' at random people on a flat earth forum.

He is mental.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 29, 2016, 11:04:30 AM
Hey, where's Yaakov? I miss his rants.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Papa Legba on May 29, 2016, 11:36:04 AM
*Yawn!*

Dunno; PM him & find out.

Anyhoo; a father of three electrical engineer with a mess of degrees posting photos of bowel cancer & 'your momma' jokes on a flat earth forum?

Yeah; sounds completely normal behaviour, totally legit, etc...

The usual shit.

Enjoy your chat with Yaakov.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 29, 2016, 03:00:36 PM
This is the friendly chat  >:(

I don't care about that zombie's colonoscopy fetish  :-X
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Michel2016 on June 02, 2016, 08:39:30 PM
Is the earth really flat?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on June 02, 2016, 08:49:48 PM
Is the earth really flat?
It is the truth.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tholo the Great on June 14, 2016, 11:20:57 PM
Yesssss I love this society already, the earth is undeniably created by the hand of god, the plane is so simply created. It makes so much sense I have never had more faith in my life.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 27, 2016, 09:26:42 AM
Hello my loves
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 27, 2016, 10:17:01 AM
GAYER!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 28, 2016, 02:44:47 AM
MUM!!!

My brother is in Court today - its his extradition hearing. Tell the US to leave him alone  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 28, 2016, 10:35:59 AM
MUM!!!

My brother is in Court today - its his extradition hearing. Tell the US to leave him alone  >:(

I saw one of your posts on Twitter, I hope he wins! The US govt is serious business when they want to be, the jerkfaces. Got my fingers crossed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 29, 2016, 06:46:19 AM
Cheers mum
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 29, 2016, 08:15:57 AM
How's it going now? Is this going to be a long drawn out thing?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Username on June 29, 2016, 12:57:10 PM
MUM!!!

My brother is in Court today - its his extradition hearing. Tell the US to leave him alone  >:(
Leave him alone US!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 30, 2016, 04:25:56 AM
Final day of the hearing is set for the 20th July but if there ends up being appeals and suchlike this could drag on for ages.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on July 19, 2016, 04:42:42 PM
Peace and  blessings,  beloved friends (and fiendish globularists alike)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 19, 2016, 05:02:43 PM
Peace and  blessings,  beloved friends (and fiendish globularists alike)

OMG SKI! I was wondering if you were still around the other day. Hope you are having a lovely life.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on July 19, 2016, 05:27:25 PM
In the words of the immortal philosopher Huey the Elder: The old boy may be barely breathing, but the heart of rock and roll is still beating
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: gotham on July 19, 2016, 05:40:37 PM
Great to see you Ski. Welcome back!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on July 19, 2016, 07:52:06 PM
Many thanks. I have some downtime due to a family tragedy. Not sure how much I'll be around, but stopped to at least check in. I'm glad Daniel and John are plugging away.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 23, 2016, 04:38:06 PM
Dear Ski, I am sorry you have a family tragedy to deal with, but I am so glad you are back. STAY FOREVER.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on July 23, 2016, 05:32:04 PM
FWIW, Ski I've enjoyed your input while you've been back. I think this is the first time I've seen you posting actively since I joined, and I have appreciated your contributions to the threads I have seen you post on in the last few days. Sorry to hear there's a family tragedy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on July 23, 2016, 05:59:27 PM
I just looked -- my last post was 30 July 2015!

I'll try to stay more active than that,  but I'm not sure how often I'll be around. I shall try to wean you all ever so gently!

and thanks!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 25, 2016, 04:03:21 AM
Ski!!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on July 25, 2016, 09:19:44 PM
Love!!!!!  :-*
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2016, 02:23:44 AM
Sup?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on July 27, 2016, 08:44:24 AM
I'm still breathing.  So I've got that going for me... which is nice...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 27, 2016, 10:25:05 AM
How's your brother's legal stuff going, Gayer?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on July 27, 2016, 03:31:11 PM
Whoa! I've been out of the loop. Best of luck,  gayer!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 02, 2016, 12:24:06 PM
The judge will give her decision on the 16th of September
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 02, 2016, 06:22:53 PM
Hey Gayer! Well I hope she is good and doesn't send him over here.

ALSO, I hate lightning. My computer is fried.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 04, 2016, 11:22:24 AM
SCG, what is wrong with your computer?  Power supply? 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 04, 2016, 11:43:32 AM
No, it's just the ethernet port. I found out yesterday I can probably use an usb to ethernet adapter... but I live in the middle of no where and there are no stores with one in stock so I ordered one! Even if that doesn't work it was only $13 so it's worth trying. Hopefully I can replace the actual port eventually. I don't know how to work on computer guts but it looks kinda simple.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on August 04, 2016, 11:47:30 AM
Good luck.  I hope it works.  I had one of those many years ago, and it took a bit of elbow grease to get it working. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 04, 2016, 01:14:30 PM
It looks so simple to use, it better not be difficult  >:(  Maybe it will be the one easy thing this week to make up for the lightning and all the relatives coming to visit this weekend.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: skyrim FE on August 15, 2016, 06:01:54 PM
greetings from Philippines  ;D ;D :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 16, 2016, 07:15:27 AM
Hello skyrim FE!



For some reason you have reminded me of this Skyrim mod.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: JacobLaw on August 19, 2016, 07:17:32 AM
This is my first post and I am excited to explore the information available here.
I have been a geocentric Christian for several years and had some problems with FE mostly because of the rising and setting of the sun, which has been worked out with perspective I also found a verse in the bible that give perspective as a suitable understanding
Romans 4:17 (As it is written, I have made thee a father of many nations,) before him whom he believed, even God, who quickeneth the dead, and calleth those things which be not as though they were.
I clearly balance all things against the word of God (the King James Bible) as humbly and peacefully as I possibly can and hope not to offend any.
So that is were I will be coming from.
Hope to productively contribute to the discussion and I'm looking forward to seeing the truth as deeply as possible. 
The Globe Earth is the Greatest Lie to expose and the Bible (word of God) is the Greatest Truth to Preach.
Peace to you All
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on August 29, 2016, 08:33:41 PM
My brother is in Court today - its his extradition hearing. Tell the US to leave him alone  >:(

What happened? I'm too lazy to click back.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 30, 2016, 07:07:09 AM
My brother is in Court today - its his extradition hearing. Tell the US to leave him alone  >:(

What happened? I'm too lazy to click back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauri_Love
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: cmdshft on August 30, 2016, 09:41:45 PM
Well then.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 01, 2016, 10:44:17 AM
I'm going over for the 16th when the Judge gives her decision, documentary people are taking me over with them which is rather nice of them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 01, 2016, 10:47:10 AM
It has been a while.  Is the 16th the extradition hearing? 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 01, 2016, 10:50:28 AM
The hearing already happened, the 16th is the court date for the judge to make her ruling on the hearing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 01, 2016, 10:53:13 AM
So, is it the extradition hearing, or the criminal hearing? 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 01, 2016, 10:54:49 AM
Extradition.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 01, 2016, 10:56:53 AM
I hope it goes well.  Keep us up to date. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 01, 2016, 11:37:29 AM
Good luck Gayer!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 02, 2016, 10:02:05 AM
Will do and thanks
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: linda on September 04, 2016, 06:56:20 PM
Hi, first time I've ever joined anything like this but I felt so alone in believing the Flat Earth stuff. Only told one friend about it. I think I have completed many hours of research, as Mark Sargent says, this FE seems to be one giant jigsaw puzzle and just as you feel you have something, then another door opens up - i.e. antartica. I am completely amazed that we are being fobbed off on this subject. Ok that's enough for now, just want to know I am in a sensible group supporting Flat Earth. L
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 04, 2016, 07:01:27 PM
Welcome linda!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on September 04, 2016, 07:52:14 PM
Welcome Linda. It seems to FE is the grand daddy of conspiracy topics. It is almost impossible to believe the earth is flat, due to brainwashing. You have a great first step to consider the flatness. There are people who have been here for years and are still completely convinced of roundness.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 05, 2016, 09:32:56 AM
Hi linda, welcome to FES!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 06, 2016, 12:58:36 PM
Hello Linda
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 06, 2016, 02:46:44 PM
We'll probably never see her again  >:(

Damn penguins!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Definitely Not Swedish on September 06, 2016, 02:56:05 PM
We'll probably never see her again  >:(

Damn penguins!
I love this friendly chat!*

this post edited by your friendly moderator Ski!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: disputeone on September 12, 2016, 02:33:34 AM
Way to kill the vibe.

I heard about your brother gayer, best wishes hope if they punish him it can at least be at home with family.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 13, 2016, 05:24:54 PM
I hope if we have any Taiwanese members you're all okay https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-239.56,16.95,717
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: hoppy on September 14, 2016, 03:23:01 PM
We'll probably never see her again  >:(

Damn penguins!
fuck this friendly chat
Reported.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on September 14, 2016, 09:22:47 PM
Problem resolved
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on September 14, 2016, 11:13:37 PM
Hello everyone,  So is this thread like Holy Ground?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 15, 2016, 09:26:17 AM
Hello everyone,  So is this thread like Holy Ground?

Hi! Nah, it's not holy ground, it's just one thread on this forum where we have friendly chats.

As you can tell it's not posted in very often, because people prefer being meanies.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on September 15, 2016, 07:55:27 PM
So many angry globularists.   :-\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 16, 2016, 09:46:25 AM
Some of them are getting angrier and I worry about their health!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on September 17, 2016, 07:56:26 PM
Hello everyone,  So is this thread like Holy Ground?

Hi! Nah, it's not holy ground, it's just one thread on this forum where we have friendly chats.

As you can tell it's not posted in very often, because people prefer being meanies.

That's too bad. I kind of like the idea of holy ground(highlander reference btw)  in a forum that's inherently combative at times. But I guess the lounge in general is close.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 18, 2016, 03:43:11 AM
Yo
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Definitely Not Swedish on September 18, 2016, 03:53:47 AM
What's up Spam Moderator?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on September 18, 2016, 07:29:10 AM
Gayer!  What's up?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 18, 2016, 03:42:41 PM
Bad fucking news. Judge ruled to extradite.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 18, 2016, 03:46:07 PM
Oh shit, Gayer. I'm sorry.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on September 18, 2016, 09:30:55 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 20, 2016, 06:52:53 AM
Still going to fight. No giving up.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: wildmisha on November 21, 2016, 11:09:37 AM
you guys are so cool,  I love you all because you can see the  truth.  we must not stop, we must now let each other  down. We have to share all these to others.  I am goint ro do my experiments. sorry for my english, I am from Georgia near the Russia and Turkey.  everythin points that the Earth is Flat and I think all these space shuttles going Beyond the Anctartica, That's why they are not going straight up when they are lounched.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DarkPilosopher on December 28, 2016, 03:45:35 PM
Hello all, I have a question! If the sun is like a spotlight than in order to not shine on one area at all it would have to move in a different formation than the round earth sun or rotate to point in an other direction in Wich case only making the sun shaped oval instead of circular.. so if the sun is like a spotlight.... Thaaaaan why does it need to go under the flatearth and than back around? Couldn't it simply move from one spot to an other? I think this idea is contradicting! Am I confused or missing any information?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 28, 2016, 03:56:07 PM
Hi DarkPilosopher, welcome to FES.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 29, 2016, 02:40:10 AM
Hi DarkPhilosopher.  Contact John Davis to fix your name.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: sttuB_ekiL_I on January 19, 2017, 12:12:07 PM
Hello all, I have a question! If the sun is like a spotlight than in order to not shine on one area at all it would have to move in a different formation than the round earth sun or rotate to point in an other direction in Wich case only making the sun shaped oval instead of circular.. so if the sun is like a spotlight.... Thaaaaan why does it need to go under the flatearth and than back around? Couldn't it simply move from one spot to an other? I think this idea is contradicting! Am I confused or missing any information?

see the sun is warping through a wormhole back to the other side to cycle through the day-night cycle on earth
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Elusive Rabbit on January 19, 2017, 05:17:59 PM
Hello all, I have a question! If the sun is like a spotlight than in order to not shine on one area at all it would have to move in a different formation than the round earth sun or rotate to point in an other direction in Wich case only making the sun shaped oval instead of circular.. so if the sun is like a spotlight.... Thaaaaan why does it need to go under the flatearth and than back around? Couldn't it simply move from one spot to an other? I think this idea is contradicting! Am I confused or missing any information?

The only thing you're confused about is the appropriate thread for your comment. This isn't the appropriate thread.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: TurtleBACKFtw on February 09, 2017, 12:27:16 AM
Anyone else pissed off at society obstructing our beliefs
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 09, 2017, 10:30:30 AM
No.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 13, 2017, 05:51:53 AM
Not particularly
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on February 13, 2017, 07:48:12 PM
I beliefs in Gayer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: disputeone on February 14, 2017, 04:14:59 PM
Not particularly

I hope senpai will notice me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Gilby on March 06, 2017, 12:58:49 PM
Everyone here is stupid and unintelligent. The earth is OBVIOUSLY TRIANGULAR!!!!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on March 06, 2017, 07:24:17 PM
Everyone here is stupid and unintelligent.

A very, very, very select few . . . . . Gilby.

Welcome to FES
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: j man on March 26, 2017, 04:45:51 PM
hello lord willmore I am new to the flat earth society could you please tell me about it
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Definitely Not Swedish on April 08, 2017, 01:54:09 AM
hello lord willmore I am new to the flat earth society could you please tell me about it

It's some trolls trolling each others and some wannabe-scientists that try to educate the trolls.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on April 08, 2017, 02:52:53 AM
hello lord willmore I am new to the flat earth society could you please tell me about it

It's some trolls trolling each others and some wannabe-scientists that try to educate the trolls.

Which one are you?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Definitely Not Swedish on April 08, 2017, 06:25:24 AM
hello lord willmore I am new to the flat earth society could you please tell me about it

It's some trolls trolling each others and some wannabe-scientists that try to educate the trolls.

Which one are you?
In the middle of wannabe-scientist and troll.

I'd ask you back now, but I guess that's not necessary ;)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: j man on April 13, 2017, 04:32:23 PM
hello lord willmore I am new to the flat earth society could you please tell me about it

It's some trolls trolling each others and some wannabe-scientists that try to educate the trolls.

Which one are you?
In the middle of wannabe-scientist and troll.

I'd ask you back now, but I guess that's not necessary ;)

hello j man here can I learn a little of how to do flat earth movments please I'm new
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 13, 2017, 04:57:13 PM
You have to put your left foot in and take your left foot out, then do the hokey pokey and turn yourself about.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on April 13, 2017, 09:58:44 PM
can I learn a little of how to do flat earth movments please

prunes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Josef Stalin on April 27, 2017, 04:57:20 PM
I feel like I know have cancer and type 2 diabetes from clicking on FAQ.


Thank you FES, you have giving me a terminal illness, I hope you all have 2 beautiful children and they falling a hole and die from Lucemia. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on April 27, 2017, 05:06:27 PM
I feel like I know have cancer and type 2 diabetes from clicking on FAQ.


Thank you FES, you have giving me a terminal illness, I hope you all have 2 beautiful children and they falling a hole and die from Lucemia.

lol what a nerd
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Flatman9000 on July 10, 2017, 11:25:43 PM
Hey guys so despite the overwhelming visible evidence that the Earth is flat, there are still so many concepts that are not explainable with this theory. For example, flying from Melbourne to Cape Town (one of the thousands of other examples), You don't fly over China or any African countries and only fly over ocean. However, on a flat Earth Map, the fastest way os over Asia and Africa. Please explain
Thanks
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Winky311 on August 15, 2017, 06:06:00 PM
I discovered proof on youtube that leprechauns shit out rainbows.  It's really compelling video that makes a lot of sense.  It's obviously the guy is credible because he has a youtube account.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: jamesthomas on August 30, 2017, 12:57:38 PM
can someone tell me what they think about the "wall" that people believe is supposedly surrounding the "flat" earth????
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pezevenk on August 30, 2017, 01:00:26 PM
No because this is the friendly chat thread. You're looking for angry ranting. I'm sure you'll find it soon enough.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 30, 2017, 03:08:09 PM
Forums, how do they work?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pezevenk on August 30, 2017, 03:12:49 PM
Did he get 10 of his posts moved to AR yet?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 30, 2017, 03:16:58 PM
Not yet! He'll probably give up and go back to Facebook.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Pezevenk on August 30, 2017, 03:41:01 PM
Awww...

I still miss the guy with the 1 post who made my hate thread. I developed a very special attachment to him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lnbeye on November 08, 2017, 10:52:55 AM
THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on November 10, 2017, 05:34:48 AM
CHOCOLATE TASTES GOOD!!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Definitely Not Swedish on December 05, 2017, 08:26:58 AM
THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!!
YOUR MOM IS FAT!!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on December 10, 2017, 10:10:40 AM
Happy National Lager Day!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on December 10, 2017, 12:43:47 PM
Lager is shit.  (Not really)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on December 10, 2017, 12:53:49 PM
I have been practicing all year for this day!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on December 10, 2017, 12:57:22 PM
I am celebrating the joy that lagers bring to the world. I'm sure ales have their own day, so jroa if that's your bag, I'll look it up and send you a reminder before National Ale Day so you don't miss out. I'll be looking forward to that one too, actually.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: TheEarthIsRound:) on December 22, 2017, 01:55:54 PM
The earth is fucking round idk what the hell you guys are on  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 17, 2018, 05:58:01 AM
The Earth is flat and you are fat.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Cahaya on February 16, 2018, 02:05:07 AM
Brand new here so please forgive my ignorance. My main interest is in circumnavigation and how that equates to magnetic North. I've seen the FE map and I can see that circling the central North Pole would achieve many of the appearances of circumnavigating a globe, but surely the pilot (I'm assuming flying as I haven't time to do it by ship) would realise the difference?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DrScience on March 04, 2018, 12:06:06 PM
Aww man that sucks! Keep it up brother! Stay flat
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: RoundEarthGUY420 on March 05, 2018, 09:00:12 AM
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: FynnCat on March 07, 2018, 08:19:56 PM
So in response to this thread (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=53851.0), since those who replied are in favor of the thread, and nobody has made it yet, I thought I'd go ahead and make it happen.  This thread has no official topic, just with the intent of being somewhere for everyone here to talk about random things that don't quite merit their own topic, but may be interesting enough to share.  You may certainly talk about personal issues here, but let's try to keep it from being the LiveJournal thread.  Also the thread title is subject to chance since this is the only thing I could think of (although I considered "The Friends Zone" which was mildly amusing but may give the wrong impression to newcomers as to what the thread's about)



Myself, I've been off of my full time job on medical leave, due to some unexplained pain in my foot for the last month and a half.  Turns out, as I found out today at the podiatrist, I have a bunch of tiny stress fractures in the bones connecting my 2nd and 3rd toes ("index" and middle toes) on my left foot, she said most likely due to the fact that I have zero arch and an unusual amount of the load of my weight gets transferred to the wrong parts of my feet when I walk.  She wants me to stay off it for at least the next three months, which totally blows because I'm getting sick of sitting at home like a neckbeard playing vidyagames all day (which I would never have imagined I would say that.)

On the bright side, she's submitting me for disability so at least I shouldn't have to worry about my bills now.  I've managed to barely scrape by with my part-time, side job, but it wouldn't sustain me forever at this rate.

So there that is.  Anything interesting going on with any of you?

Earth is flat yay!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Khaggz on March 08, 2018, 07:45:25 PM
There is a lot going on here, I was told to look around as a newcomer and this thread is very long.  Well here let me introduce myself a little and maybe we can go from there.

I live in Colorado, am currently in college for aerospace engineering, have a 12 year old, am engaged, and play Pokémon in my spare time.

I’m also 31, if that makes up for it.  I started playing that game when it first came out years and years ago, so DONT JUDGE ME!

I think that’s about the basics of myself, so there’s me being open.  Any sarcastic or demeaning comments are welcome, I have a fairly large ego that some call “confident,” which could probably be taken down a notch or 2.

Anyway, good evening.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 09, 2018, 07:32:21 AM
Hello Khaggz, welcome to the FES.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on March 09, 2018, 01:00:13 PM

I live in Colorado, am currently in college for aerospace engineering, have a 12 year old, am engaged, and play Pokémon in my spare time.


You can be engaged to a 12 year old in Colorado?   ;D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on March 09, 2018, 01:03:36 PM

I live in Colorado, am currently in college for aerospace engineering, have a 12 year old, am engaged, and play Pokémon in my spare time.


You can be engaged to a 12 year old in Colorado?   ;D
You can be engaged to a 10 year old in Tennessee.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Khaggz on March 10, 2018, 08:24:12 AM
Oh dag, you got me.  I haven’t told my family yet tho
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: TheEarthIsRound! on March 16, 2018, 09:23:52 AM
Flat earth scum!  :D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: wise on March 22, 2018, 03:23:59 AM

I live in Colorado, am currently in college for aerospace engineering, have a 12 year old, am engaged, and play Pokémon in my spare time.


You can be engaged to a 12 year old in Colorado?   ;D
You can be engaged to a 10 year old in Tennessee.

Teenessee is better.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: JenkemBag on May 16, 2018, 07:06:03 PM
Do you guys know Brian?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on May 16, 2018, 07:11:25 PM
Do you guys know Brian?

Oh yes. He left you a message. He wanted me to tell you I killed him. He said you would know what that means.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on May 16, 2018, 07:44:47 PM
Do you guys know Brian?

Brian? Brian's not here, man.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 17, 2018, 02:38:33 AM
Does Brian know Mike?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 17, 2018, 06:29:55 AM
I think he's out having a life.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 17, 2018, 07:29:44 AM
What a loser. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: magicalmcnugget on May 17, 2018, 08:47:05 AM
Know the truth my brothers and sisters
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: JenkemBag on May 17, 2018, 11:28:24 AM
I think he's out having a life.

Brian is so fat, that his gravitational pull actually bends the suns light!  :o I'ts a scaled down version of our actual earth! Amazing!

P.S. I'm not gay.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: craig_davies_1971 on May 22, 2018, 02:49:09 PM


Brian is so fat, that his gravitational pull actually bends the suns light!  :o I'ts a scaled down version of our actual earth!
Bit harsh that JenkemBag, Brian is my boyo
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Twerp on May 22, 2018, 03:38:28 PM
Do you guys know Brian?

Brian? Brian's not here, man.
Who? Dave?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on May 22, 2018, 06:57:31 PM
Do you guys know Brian?

Brian? Brian's not here, man.
Who? Dave?

No, Dave's not here man
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Twerp on May 22, 2018, 07:02:02 PM
Do you guys know Brian?

Brian? Brian's not here, man.
Who? Dave?

No, Dave's not here man
Dude! I got the stuff man!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: LennyMatthews1964 on May 23, 2018, 12:55:18 AM
Anyone have any cool tips as to how to reply to people who disrespect our beliefs? I have just been replying "that's a fisheye camera" in response to everything, but people are starting to call me out on this. All help will be taken with great thanks!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on May 23, 2018, 01:43:27 AM
Punch them in the nose.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Tabikat0714 on June 04, 2018, 06:00:32 PM
I guess this seems like as good a place as any to ask these kinds of questions...

I have heard about the flat earthers before but really just thought of it as another one of those conspiracy theory groups, but then today I came across some information that sparked my interest. I heard some one taking a deeper explanation of the mind set of people who believe the earth is flat and it seems all that crazy to me. I truely mean no disrespect and am really just curious. So if any one would be kind enough to expalin/answer a couple questions for me i would really appreciate it.

 1. Is the belief in the earth being flat and the conspiracy behind the cover up of it all that society believes? (i wondering if there is a more spiritual concept to this belief?)

 2. I came across some information stating that there are principals to this belief, if so, what are they?

*i am using the word "belief" only because I lack a better word for conveying my message.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 04, 2018, 06:47:52 PM
You are asking these questions in The Lounge, in the friendly chat thread. What makes you think this is where you should be asking FE questions?



Welcome to the FES. I suggest you read a few threads in FE General and FE Debate. If you have questions about the conspiracy, or want to discuss it that goes in FE General.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Keith_Brand on June 27, 2018, 05:27:01 AM
Hey,
It is my birthday on the 29th, wish me one
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: flatearthbaby on July 25, 2018, 05:13:43 PM
its raining men woop woop woop yepppppppp
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 25, 2018, 05:55:16 PM
HALLELUJAH!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 07, 2018, 10:06:33 PM
YO!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on August 07, 2018, 11:19:54 PM
Who are you?????
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 07, 2018, 11:33:03 PM
Your long lost love
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on August 07, 2018, 11:38:46 PM
But now I've found you again.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 08, 2018, 12:37:03 AM
Are we going to have a dramatic reunion with sappy music playing in the background?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: R Zella on August 27, 2018, 07:57:01 PM
Hello out there? I'm just new to the FE theory, about a week ago started really checking into it, reading and watching all I could find. I'm a long time otherwise veteran conspiracy theorist about other stuff. I'm not convinced of FE, but have definitely got one foot planted over the fence, and the other safely resting in global. haha I'm hoping to get to know the finer details to gain confidence. I would have totally laughed at FE a week ago. Anybody?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 28, 2018, 04:22:50 PM
Hi.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: YOUR MOM on October 23, 2018, 12:52:37 PM
SUCK
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on October 23, 2018, 01:35:34 PM
That's not very friendly chatting.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: BatteryStaple on December 13, 2018, 09:10:16 AM
Here comes TheLordBarst, swooping in from the sidelines to revive this thread.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on January 09, 2019, 05:20:13 PM
Here comes TheLordBarst, swooping in from the sidelines to revive this thread.
Crack job there dipshit.

Now here comes Franklin, swooping in from the sidelines to forget I ever posted on this site by tomorrow.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 09, 2019, 05:35:42 PM
Hello darkness my old friend.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: BatteryStaple on January 09, 2019, 06:38:44 PM
I've come to talk with you again.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on January 09, 2019, 07:38:43 PM
Here comes TheLordBarst, swooping in from the sidelines to revive this thread.
Crack job there dipshit.

Now here comes Franklin, swooping in from the sidelines to forget I ever posted on this site by tomorrow.

Will you play Werepenguin with us though?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 10, 2019, 12:50:16 AM
FRANKLIN!!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: wise on January 10, 2019, 12:59:54 AM
Frankie goes to hollywood.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on January 16, 2019, 07:57:50 AM
Here comes TheLordBarst, swooping in from the sidelines to revive this thread.
Crack job there dipshit.

Now here comes Franklin, swooping in from the sidelines to forget I ever posted on this site by tomorrow.

Will you play Werepenguin with us though?
It took me a week to remember this site, so for the sake of not flaking on the game, no.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: SeaCritique on March 09, 2019, 09:19:05 AM
Hi.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 09, 2019, 09:23:13 AM
What's up?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 11, 2019, 04:01:34 AM
What's up?

The ceiling. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: BatteryStaple on March 12, 2019, 11:46:25 AM
I am currently chatting whilst being friendly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 12, 2019, 12:09:05 PM
I am being friendly while chatting

but not really. I am not friendly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 12, 2019, 12:11:50 PM
I can attest to that statement.  She is not very friendly at all. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 12, 2019, 11:57:57 PM
The opposite in fact
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 13, 2019, 05:10:29 AM

I try to be friendly, it’s part of my rehabilitation program, but does talking to the deranged on a screen count? My counsellor says it is only practice, that it gives me a chance to weigh options rather than going straight for the eyes, but ultimately he wants to be able to take off the safety glasses.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: wise on March 19, 2019, 03:20:22 AM

I try to be friendly, it’s part of my rehabilitation program, but does talking to the deranged on a screen count? My counsellor says it is only practice, that it gives me a chance to weigh options rather than going straight for the eyes, but ultimately he wants to be able to take off the safety glasses.

You're trying to be friendly in two environments those number of evil people are more than friendly ones.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: BatteryStaple on March 19, 2019, 11:15:40 AM
b frndler its wut the thred s boot
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on March 19, 2019, 11:17:00 AM
I got engaged last week!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 19, 2019, 11:43:23 AM
Congrats!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on March 19, 2019, 11:55:18 AM
Congratulations!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bom Tishop on March 19, 2019, 11:57:26 AM
I got engaged last week!

Damn I didn't see this, congratulations!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: NotSoSkeptical on March 19, 2019, 11:59:08 AM
If only this was in the Antichtone.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 20, 2019, 04:25:38 AM

Just congratulate the boy! (congratulations by the way, may he/she be your companion always), then go over to the zone and call him on it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on March 20, 2019, 04:30:53 AM
I got engaged last week!

(0:26s)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: wise on March 21, 2019, 06:31:56 AM
I got engaged last week!

Congratilations for you. I'm sad for him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 21, 2019, 06:36:45 AM
I got engaged last week!

Congratilations for you. I'm sad for him.

That was funny and made me laugh. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: SeaCritique on March 21, 2019, 06:40:59 AM
I got engaged last week!

Congratulations!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on March 21, 2019, 09:52:33 AM
Thank you all. We have started the arduous task of planning the wedding.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Son of Orospu on March 21, 2019, 10:16:15 AM
Do we all get invitations?  Also, congratulations.  I hope she knows what she is getting into. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on March 21, 2019, 10:31:13 AM
Congrats Duck! I'm an ordained minister, if you are looking for an internet stranger to officiate over this very private and personal part of your life!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: BatteryStaple on March 21, 2019, 11:55:45 AM
I bet that she has a massive cock.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: wise on March 21, 2019, 12:03:39 PM
Thank you all. We have started the arduous task of planning the wedding.

Sorry? What kind of.. Wait wait.. Since this is A Friendly Chat so I want to talk free please. So do you plan to marry before spend times together like going somewhere, some activities together, etc...? I mean, engage is a review time. You've just engaged and started to plan wedding. So you two are super intelligent human. Within a week you have understood that the person you are looking for is one another. It's a wonderful thing, it's supernatural, it is shit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: DuckDodgers on March 22, 2019, 09:07:03 AM
Thank you all. We have started the arduous task of planning the wedding.

Sorry? What kind of.. Wait wait.. Since this is A Friendly Chat so I want to talk free please. So do you plan to marry before spend times together like going somewhere, some activities together, etc...? I mean, engage is a review time. You've just engaged and started to plan wedding. So you two are super intelligent human. Within a week you have understood that the person you are looking for is one another. It's a wonderful thing, it's supernatural, it is shit.
Wat?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jamie on March 26, 2019, 07:03:51 AM
Thank you all. We have started the arduous task of planning the wedding.

Like boydster, I'm also an ordained minister. Choose wisely.

But don't choose wise.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on July 24, 2019, 02:53:51 PM

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 24, 2019, 03:28:28 PM
RIP  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Rayzor on July 26, 2019, 07:30:25 AM

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

One of the all time greats.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on August 14, 2019, 03:44:03 PM
Thank you all. We have started the arduous task of planning the wedding.

Wow apparently I haven't checked this thread in about 5 months.  Congratulations!

I must insist that you plan a flat earth themed wedding.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on August 14, 2019, 03:48:10 PM
I'd like to say hello to Slemon. Hello, Slemon.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rabinoz on August 14, 2019, 03:53:26 PM
I'd like to say hello to Slemon. Hello, Slemon.
So jane once again is having a friendly identity crisis.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on August 14, 2019, 03:57:35 PM
I'd like to say hello to Slemon. Hello, Slemon.
So jane once again is having a friendly identity crisis.
Who hurt you, rab? Let us help. Open up. We are here for you.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on August 15, 2019, 12:12:07 AM

SLEMON THIEF!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rabinoz on August 15, 2019, 01:10:04 AM
I'd like to say hello to Slemon. Hello, Slemon.
So jane once again is having a friendly identity crisis.
Who hurt you, rab? Let us help. Open up. We are here for you.
Bi-jane, Jane, Legolas, Slemon,Slemon, slime or whatever seems be in need of help or does he/she/it suffer from congenital MPD?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on August 15, 2019, 05:19:39 AM
I'd like to say hello to Slemon. Hello, Slemon.
So jane once again is having a friendly identity crisis.
Who hurt you, rab? Let us help. Open up. We are here for you.
Bi-jane, Jane, Legolas, Slemon,Slemon, slime or whatever seems be in need of help or does he/she/it suffer from congenital MPD?
This is a place for friendly chat. Why do you try so hard to not be friendly in a very nice place such as this? :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: rabinoz on August 15, 2019, 05:29:11 AM
I'd like to say hello to Slemon. Hello, Slemon.
So jane once again is having a friendly identity crisis.
Who hurt you, rab? Let us help. Open up. We are here for you.
Bi-jane, Jane, Legolas, Slemon,Slemon, slime or whatever seems be in need of help or does he/she/it suffer from congenital MPD?
This is a place for friendly chat. Why do you try so hard to not be friendly in a very nice place such as this? :'(
I just nade an innocent comment:
I'd like to say hello to Slemon. Hello, Slemon.
So jane once again is having a friendly identity crisis.
What's unriendly about that?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on August 15, 2019, 05:33:42 AM
I said hello. You took a dig and played armchair psychologist. I ask again: who hurt you? Who made you this way? Would you like a hug?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: faded mike on August 15, 2019, 10:06:16 PM
I'd like to say hello to Slemon. Hello, Slemon.
Sorry to but in here, but who's Slime?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on August 16, 2019, 12:24:06 AM

Nobody here called Slime, there's a Slemon, she wears her headphones backwards, steer clear.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on August 16, 2019, 12:42:07 AM
Do not even bother with her.  You'll be killing her all night just to gain a single level.

Wait for the golden  Slemon.  Much better payoff.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on August 17, 2019, 12:01:56 AM
NERDS

(I don't understand this at all)   ::)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: faded mike on August 19, 2019, 08:40:19 AM
NERDS

(I don't understand this at all)   ::)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: kachowabunga 17 on September 20, 2019, 12:59:05 PM
B E A N
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: wise on October 22, 2019, 01:54:13 AM
How can it be a perfectly calculated order that everyone eats each other?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: kachowabunga 17 on January 15, 2020, 09:06:48 AM
Toast is good
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: RoundBad on February 06, 2020, 04:31:03 PM
  >:D earth round
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: FynnCat17 on February 17, 2020, 11:40:40 PM
Hi guys
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 18, 2020, 02:11:05 AM
No
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 27, 2020, 06:37:10 AM
A secret message for my friends who spin and gleasonate.

"I'm just a squirrel in the world."
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 28, 2020, 01:19:24 AM
No secret messages allowed
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 28, 2020, 08:16:21 AM
Shhh, I'm recruiting.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 28, 2020, 11:05:41 AM
No recruiting allowed
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Username on February 28, 2020, 11:18:33 AM
I am recruiting for a new user group to help enforce the new rule of no recruiting allowed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 28, 2020, 12:19:58 PM
I am amassing an army of nerds.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on March 09, 2020, 07:55:14 AM

RIP; Ming the merciless and the three eyed Raven.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Sulaco on April 07, 2020, 04:06:07 AM
Hey all glad to be here!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Denspressure on April 07, 2020, 07:36:25 AM
Friendly chats are not possible under the current political climate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on July 13, 2020, 02:33:00 PM

So we got away, we have people on Lundy Island, and they had just opened and the Trinity light crew had finished early and left which meant there were empty properties at “Old Light” and we snagged them for free.

This was our home for the weekend;

(https://i.imgur.com/8zyd2oz.jpg)

We were originally, supposed to be there until later, but it turned out because of the tides we wouldn't leave until 7.30 in the evening, with a 2.5hr boat trip and a 4.5hr drive we would have got home at silly O'clock the morning I was supposed to work, so we had to cut it short, but it was beautiful and great to catch up.

You may be aware that there is a visible comet called neowise knocking about, Lundy is a dark sky area and so......

 (https://i.imgur.com/moruLms.jpg)

Something else eh?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 13, 2020, 03:14:32 PM
Isn't that where we defeated the penguins?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on July 13, 2020, 10:04:28 PM
Isn't that where we defeated the penguins?


Did we?   did we . . .
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on July 14, 2020, 01:07:59 PM
Isn't that where we defeated the penguins?

Yep, & Wise was the penguin and there was carnage and you were the lover of Junks.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: wise on August 05, 2020, 11:51:26 PM
Why is not jackblack, the twin soul around about the most important journal on the forum about his soulmate?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Andrew223 on September 25, 2020, 05:33:23 AM
Hi guys im new to this community. Just wondering is it just the earth that is flat or do you think all the planets are flat?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on September 30, 2020, 02:52:57 AM

Getaway 2;

So happy birthday 2 me (26th) and a surprise holiday.
Wifey booked this in January for 16 of us without me knowing, unfortunately due to Boris's incompetence she had to whittle it down to just six at the last minute due to " the rule of 6".


(https://i.imgur.com/bjoPsDq.jpg)

upside we had 5 bathrooms and a neat master bedroom.

(https://i.imgur.com/xU2Bm8r.jpg)


A bit spooky come nightfall though, miles from anywhere no phoneline, shocking lack of signal.

(https://i.imgur.com/GiwAVnr.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Stash on September 30, 2020, 03:17:13 AM

Getaway 2;

So happy birthday 2 me (26th) and a surprise holiday.
Wifey booked this in January for 16 of us without me knowing, unfortunately due to Boris's incompetence she had to whittle it down to just six at the last minute due to " the rule of 6".


(https://i.imgur.com/bjoPsDq.jpg)

upside we had 5 bathrooms and a neat master bedroom.

(https://i.imgur.com/xU2Bm8r.jpg)


A bit spooky come nightfall though, miles from anywhere no phoneline, shocking lack of signal.

(https://i.imgur.com/GiwAVnr.jpg)

Looks beyond splendid. Happy B-Day.

About 10 years ago I went to a small destination wedding of some friends of mine in Sligo (West Ireland). They had rented out an estate which looked quite similar to yours. It was defiantly spooky, haunted. The whole wedding party stayed there, isolated and all of us had individual ghost stories that still give me shivers. Yes, there was drink and drugs involved, but real is as real is. You folks over there across the pond have many an establishment that probably needs some exorcising.

I trust you had a lovely and resplendent celebration of your birth.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 30, 2020, 04:01:15 AM
Ooo nice! I'm well jelly.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on September 30, 2020, 06:58:34 AM



 You folks over there across the pond have many an establishment that probably needs some exorcising.



It's true, everywhere we go it's headless horsemen, clanking chains and creaking doors, and believe me you have not heard a creaking door if it isn't at least a 3 centuries old piece of 4 inch oak on a rust pitted iron pin hinge.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 30, 2020, 08:51:16 AM
Happy birthday!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on September 30, 2020, 09:08:16 AM
Nice!  You put a moat around that and you've got yourself a castle!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: NotSoSkeptical on September 30, 2020, 10:26:59 AM
Don't complain about only 6 people going.  You could live be living in a NY Nursing Home.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Stash on September 30, 2020, 01:02:38 PM
You folks over there across the pond have many an establishment that probably needs some exorcising.

It's true, everywhere we go it's headless horsemen, clanking chains and creaking doors, and believe me you have not heard a creaking door if it isn't at least a 3 centuries old piece of 4 inch oak on a rust pitted iron pin hinge.

Btw, I think there was a small 'Ring-like' demon child staring at you (cursing you) out the window.

(https://i.imgur.com/SPoWnBL.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on September 30, 2020, 01:07:49 PM
Good eye.

We may have to entertain the possibility that Jura has been murdered by a ghost and replaced by a clone.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on September 30, 2020, 01:47:00 PM

Could be, that was my bedroom. how would I know?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on September 30, 2020, 02:11:07 PM

Could be, that was my bedroom. how would I know?

If you have absolutely no memory of being bodysnatched and having your heart suddenly full of murderous rage, that's the first sign.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on September 30, 2020, 02:31:47 PM

Check........But it was my birthday and I'd drunk whisky (i got 5 bottles), which would explain the first, and not getting the Malibu Barbie, maybe the second?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 10, 2020, 06:54:17 PM
One of the outer bands of hurricane Eta just whooshed by. Eta is the weirdest hurricane of the weirdest hurricane season ever.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Busterlini1 on December 08, 2020, 10:44:08 PM
Hi all,
I am Nick a 48yr old male from N. Wales in the U.K.
I am currently unemployed after previously serving 13yrs in the British Army as a professional driver with the Royal Corps of Transport and most recently I worked for Air Bp refuelling aircraft in Belfast, Bristol and London airports for 9yrs as an Operator and as a Training Champion.
I was introduced to the flat earth/infinite plain theory by a friend about 2yrs ago and I instantly became hooked and a believer.
I don't know why but something just screamed out to me, that we are being lied to about this issue and no doubt many other strange cover ups.
I find this all very fascinating also slightly disturbing. Lol
Thanks for letting me join, oh and
POWER to the PENGUINS  >:D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 09, 2020, 12:33:52 AM

We need a training champion here, welcome.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 08, 2021, 08:50:21 PM
The Glorious Leader is getting her tonsils out today, wish us luck.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Psychomech on February 09, 2021, 12:37:54 AM
Good luck to the glorious leader!

The old idea of ice cream to eat after the op is a no no these days. Lots of scratchy foods, like breaded fish fingers are now the way to go. (Been there with one of my own).  :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 09, 2021, 02:05:49 AM

Better than that, administer a double whisky, less whingeing about the pain when they’re asleep, see I too had children.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Psychomech on February 09, 2021, 05:56:27 AM
Had children? Am I to assume that Social Services got wind of your administrations?  :P
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 09, 2021, 06:03:15 AM
Good luck to the glorious leader!

The old idea of ice cream to eat after the op is a no no these days. Lots of scratchy foods, like breaded fish fingers are now the way to go. (Been there with one of my own).  :)

Ice cream and soft foods is still the advice here. I've been told not to give any hard or scratchy foods for at least a week, until the scabs come off.

They didn't say anything about whisky though..
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 09, 2021, 07:34:47 AM
Good luck, Glorious Leader!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 09, 2021, 07:54:33 AM
It's all done and finally going home and disappointed we didn't get to keep them in a jar
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on February 09, 2021, 08:12:26 AM
Here's to a strep throat free future for The Glorious Leader!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 09, 2021, 11:27:58 PM
Hooray! And also hopefully better sleep.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 07, 2021, 12:45:20 AM
Our very old main water pipe has broken, probably because of the weird winter when it switched from cold to warm to cold too quickly and now our road and driveway have to be dug up and they have to dig under our house to put a new pipe in. So this is just wonderful. They said they would start next week but I woke up and looked out the window and saw the digger.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on April 07, 2021, 12:12:09 PM
An early start then... Huzzah! ;D Sounds like a pain, but hopefully that also means they get done with the job early.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on April 07, 2021, 12:47:09 PM
I had a slab leak once. We rerouted through the attic to avoid having to tear up the kitchen and brand new tilework.
Hopefully they get you back up and running quickly!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 07, 2021, 12:55:57 PM
They dug a massive hole, you could bury many bodies in there, then a little hole up through the basement floor because modern pipes are tiny and flexible. Have to wait for the plumber to finish the job connecting up inside though.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on April 07, 2021, 01:04:38 PM
Well, hopefully you aren't left with too many bodies at the end to be sufficiently buried! Hope all else is well with you and yours!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 07, 2021, 01:45:11 PM
Yeah all else is good. Hope everything is well with you and all, keeping healthy and suchlike.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on April 07, 2021, 02:02:24 PM
I grow older and wider and more grey, but otherwise well! Every day I wake up on this side of the dirt is a pretty good day.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 07, 2021, 03:34:07 PM
I wonder if UPS ships bodies internationally.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 07, 2021, 11:41:23 PM
Probably does
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on April 08, 2021, 08:54:32 AM
I think you just have to tell them you are shipping organic tissue samples
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on April 08, 2021, 09:08:28 AM
I wonder if UPS ships bodies internationally.

The better question is if they know the are shipping bodies internationally.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on April 08, 2021, 09:50:18 AM
Protip;

It doesn't really count as a body if it's in more than one piece.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 08, 2021, 10:30:01 AM
Come to the FES for earth shaped debates, stay for body shipping tips.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on May 04, 2021, 01:45:53 AM

When you wake from a dream thinking,

Will the tentacle whips growing from the palms of my hands prevent me from holding a knife and fork, or will I be eating different food from now on?

Breakfast is that little bit different.

I can still feel as they began to grow, knowing that they would be formidable weapons, but fearing I would lose my humanity.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on May 15, 2021, 12:14:10 PM
After one screaming goal, two world class saves and a controversial Chelsea goal disallowed two minutes from the end, Leicester City win the FA cup for the first time in its history!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 16, 2021, 02:20:25 AM
Well done to them
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on May 16, 2021, 08:54:07 AM
Chelsea is a bunch of bums anyway!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on May 19, 2021, 09:03:55 AM
So I'm at some dance studio for my 5 year old daughter getting her pictures taken for, I don't know, some kind of picture grift that probably costs me a fortune.

My daughter does not look like she's having a good time.  As another dancer in her class enters my daughter whispers to me, "that's Ella.  She pushes me sometimes."  Which makes me think, oh so we've got a bully in the class.  Then I get a closer look at this Ella, she has Down Syndrome.

I don't have a lot of experience with people with Down Syndrome but I think that her being a bully is in addition to having Down Syndrome and not because of it.  It's not just my daughter.  She shoved several kids during this photo shoot.  Half her class didn't even show up to this event because they didn't want to be around her.

Which brings me to what I've been pondering, is it okay for a grown man to beat up a 5 year old girl with Down Syndrome?  I mean not a full on Fight Club style beat down or anything.  Maybe more like a blanket party from Full Metal Jacket.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alexei on May 19, 2021, 09:11:58 AM
So I'm at some dance studio for my 5 year old daughter getting her pictures taken for, I don't know, some kind of picture grift that probably costs me a fortune.

My daughter does not look like she's having a good time.  As another dancer in her class enters my daughter whispers to me, "that's Ella.  She pushes me sometimes."  Which makes me think, oh so we've got a bully in the class.  Then I get a closer look at this Ella, she has Down Syndrome.

I don't have a lot of experience with people with Down Syndrome but I think that her being a bully is in addition to having Down Syndrome and not because of it.  It's not just my daughter.  She shoved several kids during this photo shoot.  Half her class didn't even show up to this event because they didn't want to be around her.

Which brings me to what I've been pondering, is it okay for a grown man to beat up a 5 year old girl with Down Syndrome?  I mean not a full on Fight Club style beat down or anything.  Maybe more like a blanket party from Full Metal Jacket.
Its ok as long as you do it in secret and cover her face with a bag.
Then give her the pound down.
But dont beat the meat if you catch my drift....
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on May 19, 2021, 12:50:03 PM

Beat the parents, they must know and allow their child to do this.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on May 19, 2021, 12:56:34 PM
I would have thought so too. But the mom was there and she was clearly aware of the situation and doing everything she could to keep her in line.

It must be a very difficult situation for a parent to deal with. She's just trying to give her disabled daughter as much of a normal life as possible but she just keeps shitting things up. Must be heartbreaking.

I still feel I might be justified giving that kid a blanket party.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alexei on May 19, 2021, 02:26:59 PM
I would have thought so too. But the mom was there and she was clearly aware of the situation and doing everything she could to keep her in line.

It must be a very difficult situation for a parent to deal with. She's just trying to give her disabled daughter as much of a normal life as possible but she just keeps shitting things up. Must be heartbreaking.

I still feel I might be justified giving that kid a blanket party.
My parents never did that to me when i was younger and mentelly ill.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Wolvaccine on May 19, 2021, 03:43:50 PM
I would have thought so too. But the mom was there and she was clearly aware of the situation and doing everything she could to keep her in line.

It must be a very difficult situation for a parent to deal with. She's just trying to give her disabled daughter as much of a normal life as possible but she just keeps shitting things up. Must be heartbreaking.

I still feel I might be justified giving that kid a blanket party.

I know The common American instinct is to resort to violence but try giving her a hug. Probably never had one.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on May 19, 2021, 03:50:50 PM
I would have thought so too. But the mom was there and she was clearly aware of the situation and doing everything she could to keep her in line.

It must be a very difficult situation for a parent to deal with. She's just trying to give her disabled daughter as much of a normal life as possible but she just keeps shitting things up. Must be heartbreaking.

I still feel I might be justified giving that kid a blanket party.

I know The common American instinct is to resort to violence but try giving her a hug. Probably never had one.

I can't.  Because this Joe Biden is president, if I started hugging random children then I'd go to prison!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Wolvaccine on May 19, 2021, 03:53:55 PM
I would have thought so too. But the mom was there and she was clearly aware of the situation and doing everything she could to keep her in line.

It must be a very difficult situation for a parent to deal with. She's just trying to give her disabled daughter as much of a normal life as possible but she just keeps shitting things up. Must be heartbreaking.

I still feel I might be justified giving that kid a blanket party.

I know The common American instinct is to resort to violence but try giving her a hug. Probably never had one.

I can't.  Because this Joe Biden is president, if I started hugging random children then I'd go to prison!


Well then you can join him lol.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alexei on May 19, 2021, 03:57:05 PM
I would have thought so too. But the mom was there and she was clearly aware of the situation and doing everything she could to keep her in line.

It must be a very difficult situation for a parent to deal with. She's just trying to give her disabled daughter as much of a normal life as possible but she just keeps shitting things up. Must be heartbreaking.

I still feel I might be justified giving that kid a blanket party.

I know The common American instinct is to resort to violence but try giving her a hug. Probably never had one.
Dont listen to shifter.
Hes out of his bloody mind.
Just beat the shait out of her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on August 13, 2021, 03:04:30 AM

As travel to the continent or any place that will demand to see my new UK (not Euro) passport is currently fraught with the danger of, if not abandonment then possible incarceration on our return should we encounter Covid plus (The Reaper).

We have decided to visit friends and family on the beautiful Isle of Lundy once again, if you imagine an alcoholic convention meets the wicker man (the original), no television or phone signal in a place that regularly gets cut of from the mainland by impenetrable fogs, has no roads, that has quartered Barbery Pirates, where you are more likely to encounter a raven eating the eyes from a dead sheep than a fat person, then it will give you a flavour of its magnificence.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 13, 2021, 07:58:24 AM
Sounds awesome.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on August 13, 2021, 08:51:23 AM
It sounds like you're off to hunt the most dangerous predator of all, mankind.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Stash on August 13, 2021, 10:11:47 PM
"Go! Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors."
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 15, 2021, 04:00:18 AM
Sounds like a pleasant trip. Watch out for werepenguins.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on August 16, 2021, 12:09:15 PM
The penguins are not a problem there, it has a sufficient Glenlivet presence,  Stash, there is but one hostelry and it is not called the Slaughtered Lamb, however there is a congruency in that it is named the Marisco after William Marisco who was hung drawn and quartered for piracy and trying to assassinate king somebody (Henry?) the third, so, the Slaughtered Pirate.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on September 07, 2021, 06:44:51 PM
Clifford the big red dog is now verboten in the Crouton household.  It is counter revolutionary propaganda and also incredibly boring and pointless.

It joins the ranks of curious George and the Berenstain bears as agitprop.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 07, 2021, 06:59:43 PM
How many times have you had to read the same story? lol

Do your kids like The Story of Ferdinand? That was my favorite.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on September 07, 2021, 07:50:36 PM
Mrs. Crouton has a bit of a problem buying books so thankfully there's not a lot that I've read more than a half dozen times.  I do sort of like the Llama Llama series.  It has a nice flow to them.  I have not read The Story of Ferdinand yet. 

Tonight's book was Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.  It's so nonsensical that I don't mind reading it because I'm too busy marveling at how random every element is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 09, 2021, 01:10:14 AM
The best children's programme right now is Bluey. I sometimes watch it by myself.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on October 13, 2021, 04:50:52 AM
What with the covid, increased alien activity and the upsurge of road warriors on the main A6, it has been several years since I visited my nearest city Leicester, and it has not benefitted from my absence.

In an effort to make the best of a day in the city, the fine autumn weather and miss the congestion we parked a mile from the centre at Victoria Park to walk the tree lined Georgian promenade down into the city. This was a delight, much of the original architecture remains, trees have been maintained clad in leaves of red and gold and the dodgy bit near the underpass has been cleared of shrubbery, its homeless denizens cleared with it.
Where the old walkway ends, they have pedestrianised the street that runs towards the imposing façade of Fenwick’s and eateries had moved in to cater for the office workers at lunch, and it is here that cracks begin to show.
Fenwicks, the last bastion of English department stores has closed, the ground floors shrouded in scaffold and plywood, now a prefab apocalypse redoubt on a dying street as several of the eateries too have succumbed.

To read many of the newspapers here is to catch a glimpse of the fixed grin, we can do this on our own, things are going to be better attitude that the civitas probably told themselves as the Romans sailed away over the horizon, ushering in the centuries we call the dark ages. My sympathies are partly with them as they never voted for isolation and feudalism, history just happened to decide to fuck them up the arse, we on the other hand requested this.
I somehow doubt a banner in the window saying “I voted to remain” will cut much sway with a roving cannibal cult so I’m stocking up on sharp things and Doberman’s. 

Anyway, to push further into Leicester is, even for a prophet of doom such as I, sobering.
To be honest many of the “alternative” shops that I frequented are still up and running around Silver street, so Current Affairs is still producing lovely veggy food, Very Bazaar still trades in drugs paraphernalia and eastern kitsch and Forbidden Planet is fully committed to the comic worshipers now, not so much doom metal posters, stabby shit and martial arts stuff.

But around the glittering temples of mammon the chickens have come to roost. The vast glass and brick edifice of the Shires mall is looking tired, signs have gone up advertising spaces. I never go in, there is little for me other than certain death should the 28 days later virus hit.
When it was built it sucked the bustling streets dry of brand names, leaving in its wake an impoverished halo cityscape of pawn/betting shops, charity outlets and tired pubs where those whose clothing does not pass muster for the fashion police who patrol the mal-food compound, gravitate.
It is in this twilight zone, that the imported US poverty kitchens still thrive and in the window of one of them I saw the thing that prompted me to write this nonsense and is as potent a warning of the impending collapse, as any I have seen.

There is such a thing as a glazed doughnut breakfast sandwich.   

 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 07, 2021, 11:54:15 AM
Had to put my cat to sleep yesterday because kidney failure and now I R sad Gayer :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 07, 2021, 12:01:43 PM
OH no  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 07, 2021, 12:04:09 PM
The Glorious Leader is heartbroken :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 07, 2021, 12:31:33 PM
I bet. It's so hard to lose pets.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on November 08, 2021, 04:13:18 AM

Condolences Gayer.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2021, 05:55:56 AM
Thanks
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on November 13, 2021, 08:06:44 PM
Working on the minivan last night.  Ran into a technical snag that had me scratching my head for a while but I worked it out.

Then I went to sleep and that night I had a dream where I had an 'aha' moment where I figured out the technical snag.

Then I woke up and, still remembering the dream, realized that the solution in the dream was wrong.

Idiot brain!   You're late to the game and your solution is wrong!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 14, 2021, 11:20:21 PM
Stupid dream ideas rarely work in real life
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 17, 2021, 09:41:00 PM
My youngest has his first imaginary friend, a boy named Linky who has no skin.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 18, 2021, 06:59:28 AM
Well, that's kinda awesome!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on November 18, 2021, 07:12:19 AM
My youngest has his first imaginary friend, a boy named Linky who has no skin.
Does... does he have something as a skin replacement? Like, is he steel-plated or something? Or just a horrific pulsating open-face imaginary-human-meat sandwich, sans the bread? I'm somewhere between imagining a Superman kind of figure, or a biological version of C-3PO from around the time Anakin stopped working on him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on November 18, 2021, 07:33:18 AM

I think we should have ourselves a burnin!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on November 18, 2021, 10:32:50 AM
Wouldn't a skinless boy get blood everywhere?

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 18, 2021, 11:07:02 AM
My youngest has his first imaginary friend, a boy named Linky who has no skin.
Does... does he have something as a skin replacement? Like, is he steel-plated or something? Or just a horrific pulsating open-face imaginary-human-meat sandwich, sans the bread? I'm somewhere between imagining a Superman kind of figure, or a biological version of C-3PO from around the time Anakin stopped working on him.

As far as I know he doesn't have a replacement for his skin but he does wear clothes so I guess most of him doesn't look horrific.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 21, 2021, 01:02:55 PM
The vet just started my tiny terrible dog on heart medication on Friday. I was able to get him to take it yesterday, but today it took me all fricking day to get his first dose. I don't know what to do about him, he doesn't like to eat. He doesn't like most food. I knew years ago that if he ever needed daily medication to stay alive I was going to be in trouble.

He's a vicious little shit, and I love him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Calen on November 21, 2021, 01:46:39 PM
The vet just started my tiny terrible dog on heart medication on Friday. I was able to get him to take it yesterday, but today it took me all fricking day to get his first dose. I don't know what to do about him, he doesn't like to eat. He doesn't like most food. I knew years ago that if he ever needed daily medication to stay alive I was going to be in trouble.

He's a vicious little shit, and I love him.

My dogs were terrible at taking them, and it took a while to find a way, without them just spitting the buggers out.  In the end I found hiding the pills in butter worked (just a small teaspoon amount) or a bit of jam/jelly.

Butter would probably not be the best for heart medication lol, and every dog's different, so you it may take a while to find what works for yours.

If its a larger (preferably placid) dog you can kind of open their mouth and chuck the pill down their neck.  My vet showed me how, but in my experience, my dogs would just hack it it straight back up again and walk off. Though yours is little and vicious so maybe best not to try?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 21, 2021, 02:04:40 PM
He is 10lbs of evil. Most of the time he is very sweet, just not when you really want him to do something. He doesn't like butter. He barely likes food at all. I have never had a dog so picky before. Last week he loved green beans, so I thought I could stick a pill in a bean and he'd eat it. No, he thinks I'm trying to poison him. 

The vet tech gave him his first dose, she just poked it down his throat and squirted some water in his mouth. It was so easy for her!  When I need to give him meds he knows I'm up to something. He goes into hiding and growls at me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 23, 2021, 11:12:12 AM
The medicine seems to be working and Boogie is breathing more normally, but now that freaks me out and I am constantly checking to see if he's still alive.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Wolvaccine on November 23, 2021, 11:20:50 AM
The medicine seems to be working and Boogie is breathing more normally, but now that freaks me out and I am constantly checking to see if he's still alive.

Had a cat a number of years ago. It needed antibiotics. The vet suggested rather than stress the cat out giving the meds every day they had this new spandangled injection that could last for 2 weeks! Called 'Convenia' (see what they did there? It's convenient).

Came home the next day to find the cat dead.

Apparently a side effect they didn't tell us about was death. Yes. That's an actual listed side effect. Thanks Pfizer..... Hmmm. Where have I heard that name before?? Awww shit
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 23, 2021, 11:50:26 AM
The first night after he started this medicine I thought it was killing him.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on November 23, 2021, 11:53:22 AM
I'm glad he's breathing better. The Boogie lives to bark at his enemies another day!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Wolvaccine on November 24, 2021, 11:33:05 AM
Looks like it's that time of year again, at least for the yanks
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT66R9ZcIvhUScWZWuBcYwf-guc_TW-9iXvMA&usqp=CAU)

Be safe! And buy lots of cheap stuff this Friday and weekend! 8) I'm using it to stock up on Christmas presents 8)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 24, 2021, 12:12:52 PM
I have never gone shopping on Black Friday. It's too dangerous!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Wolvaccine on November 24, 2021, 01:22:51 PM
I have never gone shopping on Black Friday. It's too dangerous!

Just do it all online. :) Can't blame you for not wanting to go out.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3hqzXb6V3xTfXwRfb4BaWv2HGOjAABQVO7g&usqp=CAU)
lol

I'd hate to be the poor bastards who have to enforce 'social distancing' this year!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 24, 2021, 03:16:43 PM
My sister works in a store that's having Black Friday sales, pray for her.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on November 24, 2021, 04:32:47 PM
I used to like shopping on black Friday because the stores would be open til midnight. Not this year though.

Where's your Christmas spirit Best Buy!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Calen on November 24, 2021, 11:19:43 PM
Just wondering....

Do US black Friday sales offer much of a reduction?

I ask, because they have become popular here in the UK.  From what I've seen here though, it'll be something like 10% off a TV, and people are trashing the shop and breaking jaws to get one.  The stupid thing is, it was probably 25% off a month ago, but they weren't bothered then.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Wolvaccine on November 24, 2021, 11:36:20 PM
Just wondering....

Do US black Friday sales offer much of a reduction?

I ask, because they have become popular here in the UK.  From what I've seen here though, it'll be something like 10% off a TV, and people are trashing the shop and breaking jaws to get one.  The stupid thing is, it was probably 25% off a month ago, but they weren't bothered then.

Yep. I notice a lot of deals here in Oz are nothing mind blowing. I usually like to use cash back websites and that provides further savings on the so called 'specials' but a lot of things that are discounted are things that already suffer from rapid depreciation (like a TV) and frequently go on special as it is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Calen on November 24, 2021, 11:56:24 PM
Do you get fake 'sales' like we do here?  That's when they increase the price of something a few months before the sale, and then when the sale happens, the reduction brings it back down to its original price.

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Wolvaccine on November 25, 2021, 02:30:28 AM
Do you get fake 'sales' like we do here?  That's when they increase the price of something a few months before the sale, and then when the sale happens, the reduction brings it back down to its original price.

Yep. Fake sky high RRPs make discounting super easy. But I see nothing special with black friday sales compared with the 20 other sales they do throughout the year. A few places here in the past have been busted by the consumer watchdog for that behaviour though.

https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2017/11/is-it-legal-to-inflate-previous-pricing-during-a-big-sale/amp/

Quote
The Black Friday / Cyber Monday weekend is one of the busiest sales periods of the year. Unfortunately, unscrupulous merchants have been known to jack up their “previously sold for” pricing to make it look like you’re getting a better deal. Is this legal?

Under Australian Consumer Law, artificially inflating the ‘Before’ price during a sales promotion is illegal and falls under false advertising. Here’s what the ACCC says on its website:

It is illegal for a business to make claims to customers about its goods or services — including claims about price — that are incorrect or likely to create a false impression.

Businesses must ensure that consumers are not misled about the savings that may be achieved. Statements such as ‘Was $150/Now $100’ or ‘$150 Now $100’ are likely to be misleading if products have not been sold at the specified ‘before’ or ‘strike through’ prices in a reasonable period immediately before the sale commences.

In addition to the above, merchants are supposed to only display recommended retail prices (RRPs) that reflect the current market price of the item. For example, the price of a two-year old smartphone model should not be compared to the original RRP from the time of release. (Unless the market price hasn’t depreciated. )


Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 25, 2021, 03:04:06 AM
The vet just started my tiny terrible dog on heart medication on Friday. I was able to get him to take it yesterday, but today it took me all fricking day to get his first dose. I don't know what to do about him, he doesn't like to eat. He doesn't like most food. I knew years ago that if he ever needed daily medication to stay alive I was going to be in trouble.

He's a vicious little shit, and I love him.

Hope he starts being cooperative and taking his medicine
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 26, 2021, 08:25:46 AM
The vet just started my tiny terrible dog on heart medication on Friday. I was able to get him to take it yesterday, but today it took me all fricking day to get his first dose. I don't know what to do about him, he doesn't like to eat. He doesn't like most food. I knew years ago that if he ever needed daily medication to stay alive I was going to be in trouble.

He's a vicious little shit, and I love him.

Hope he starts being cooperative and taking his medicine

He's done really well on his meds every day since that one, but his appetite is almost completely gone. I feel like I'm constantly watching him breathe. The never ending anxiety that I feel is too much sometimes.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 27, 2021, 02:22:41 AM
The vet just started my tiny terrible dog on heart medication on Friday. I was able to get him to take it yesterday, but today it took me all fricking day to get his first dose. I don't know what to do about him, he doesn't like to eat. He doesn't like most food. I knew years ago that if he ever needed daily medication to stay alive I was going to be in trouble.

He's a vicious little shit, and I love him.

Hope he starts being cooperative and taking his medicine

He's done really well on his meds every day since that one, but his appetite is almost completely gone. I feel like I'm constantly watching him breathe. The never ending anxiety that I feel is too much sometimes.

Poor doggo and poor you :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 29, 2021, 08:11:47 AM
It's over now  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Calen on November 29, 2021, 09:02:09 AM
Aww, I'm sorry to hear that. It's always hard losing part of your family. You have my sympathy and a socially-distanced non-contact hug if you want it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on November 29, 2021, 09:45:15 AM
It's over now  :'(
So sorry to hear this :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 29, 2021, 11:14:46 AM
It's over now  :'(

I'm so sorry  :'(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 29, 2021, 11:37:22 AM
I forgot how hard it is not to cry when people are nice.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on November 29, 2021, 12:01:08 PM

I'll try not to be too nice then, but I've been there, so.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on November 29, 2021, 01:24:09 PM
I forgot how hard it is not to cry when people are nice.

I guess I should have read the whole thread before I sent a PM.    :'(

Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 29, 2021, 03:22:51 PM
It's alright. I'm trying not to think too much about the horrible last few days, and remember him being the perfect little shit.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on November 30, 2021, 01:05:56 AM
I am so sorry to hear that. Two of my dogs died over the last 3 years. An 80 pound border collie and an 8 pound chihuahua.

We've got two new dogs. One of them is a Siberia husky that weights 130 pounds.

She got sick a while back. Couldn't move. Almost had to take her to the vet. 130 pounds of blubber, hair dog is not an easy thing to move.

The rule is now no dogs that I can't lift by myself.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 30, 2021, 07:22:09 AM
I don't think I want another dog, it's too hard to let them go. Boogie was just such a little character. He was so bossy, and picky about everything. Like a little kid. He wanted everything the same way, so I had this routine that's lasted 10 years. It's so hard to not feel empty and lost. I guess it has only been one day, I should just let myself feel sad for a bit. I know it will get better in a week or so.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on December 02, 2021, 11:45:12 AM
:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 16, 2021, 07:56:13 AM
In foolishly posting in one of Danang’s fantasy threads I used a reference to the child’s tale Three Billy goats gruff, which led me to thinking what was the message intended?

https://www.storyberries.com/fairy-tales-the-three-billy-goats-gruff-by-katharine-pyle/

The goats in question cross a bridge controlled by a troll, they do so in order of size (small, medium & large) over different days to secure better grazing.
The Troll states his intention each time to eat the trespassing animal and is tricked into allowing uninterrupted passage for the future gain of a larger goat to eat, however the last and biggest goat batters the Troll and knocks it from the bridge into the roiling river to be never seen again.

Seen from the perspective that we identify with the goats, this is a narrative that throws up some questionable actions, the youngest goat shows lack of foresight in setting out alone in a dangerous world but pulls through by selling his bigger brother as the bait, he then makes no attempt to warn him and gambles off to eat grass.
This vignette is repeated for the second medium sized goat who leaves his bigger brother to his fate. Now the goats come through and all survive, but one wonders if the goat family truly lived happily ever after with two of them knowing they had been betrayed.
Maybe in goat families this shit goes on all the time, but in relating it to our children, are we insinuating that our elders will look after us or that it is okay to throw them under the proverbial bus for our own survival?

For those few who focus on the Troll, had he eaten the duplicitous smallest goat and hidden the bones, he may well have gotten to snack on the medium goat too, as it may have been lured across the same bridge in search of its sibling and better fodder, and would have possibly been bulked out enough by those two to have bested the last one, thus providing our children with a better parable that deceitfulness and poor planning are not rewarded.

In retrospect all the old fairy tales were full of child murder, near death and uncertain characterisation, perhaps they gave us an insight that the world was shitty and we had best be careful.
They probably also led to a few lynching’s of unfortunates who found themselves with no other cover than an underpass when life turned sour.

We should perhaps resist then the beautification of our folk tales, lest lulled by anodyne positivity our children run out into the traffic and refuse to ostracise and kill the homeless.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on December 16, 2021, 08:45:27 AM
I've been railing against classic fairy tales for a long time now.  It's not so much that they're violent and horrific.  It's that they often don't make any god damn sense and seem to go nowhere.  It's like watching American Psycho.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Calen on December 16, 2021, 08:52:55 AM
All fairy tales teach is that a woman needs a man to rescue and complete her, and all other women are bitches.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 16, 2021, 08:54:53 AM
I've been railing against classic fairy tales for a long time now.  It's not so much that they're violent and horrific.  It's that they often don't make any god damn sense and seem to go nowhere.  It's like watching American Psycho.


Yes, wasn't it you who posted about the ugly duckling and its part in the rise of plastic surgery cults.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on December 16, 2021, 09:46:38 AM
I don't recall but it sounds like something I'd say.

I do believe that that particular fairy tale teaches a twisted lesson.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on January 04, 2022, 01:20:53 AM


It is a singularly shameful experience being woken from a dream where you are being chased naked through the woods by an angry pig by your wife who says, “You’re making pig noises in your sleep for god’s sake!”

Happy new year.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 05, 2022, 12:57:11 PM
What a marvellous dream.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 05, 2022, 02:13:12 PM
My brother is clearing some land and has just knocked down a squirrel nest with two tiny baby squirrels. For some reason I am now expected to raise these baby squirrels. WTF?

(I considered putting this in the cooking thread)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 05, 2022, 02:59:08 PM
Oh dear lord baby Jesus, they are barely bigger than the end of my finger. Thankfully one of our friends has rehabbed baby squirrels several times and has agreed to raise these two tiny nuggets.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on January 05, 2022, 03:03:36 PM
I can't tell you how much I want to hear about the plans for how they wind up in the cooking thread.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on January 05, 2022, 03:06:08 PM
What a marvellous dream.



Mmm.. It didn't feel marvellous to be honest.
The child me has a problem with pigs. For context my uncle had a small holding, a wonderful spread of derelict buildings and scrub with a pigeon loft, a ferret house and three pig sty's that backed on to a paddock with a huge willow in the centre where the pigs went for exercise, wallowing and generally grubbing around.

Most of the pigs he ever had were fine but he had a sow, a cross Tamworth/demon that weighed about 35 stone (490lb/222Kg), we were told we could scratch her sides, she liked that, but don't put your hands near her mouth and don't go in the paddock when she was there especially when she had piglets.

The willow was the grandest of trees to climb and I went up there one summers day on my bike, there was no one around, I looked in the paddock and couldn't see anything, looked in her sty and the piglets were there, she wasn't out but I figured she was inside in the shade so I skipped the fence and headed for the tree.

It turned out that my uncle had been up earlier and found she had eaten one of her piglets so he had kicked her into the paddock and gone to get his land-rover rather than his car to move them home to finish rearing them in safety.

She was in the shade but that was behind the sty and she was pissed. Pigs can move, luckily she made a lot of noise to announce she was pissed, and as she would have cut me off at the fence I went straight for the tree, no one has ever climbed that tree as fast. Unfortunately my uncle had decided to have lunch and it was an hour and a half before he came back, he wasn't pleased, mostly because he reckoned she would have killed me if I'd fallen but with his pig board he shoved her up the field and told me to jump down and run for it.

For years I thought he was just exaggerating the way people do, but pigs do sometimes kill and eat people.
https://slate.com/technology/2012/10/when-pigs-attack-do-livestock-intentionally-kill-people.html
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 06, 2022, 04:22:51 AM
Oh dear lord baby Jesus, they are barely bigger than the end of my finger. Thankfully one of our friends has rehabbed baby squirrels several times and has agreed to raise these two tiny nuggets.

You can't post this without posting pictures
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 06, 2022, 07:09:44 AM
I will ask my brother to send me the pictures. Hopefully he still has them on his phone!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on January 06, 2022, 09:39:57 AM
What a marvellous dream.



Mmm.. It didn't feel marvellous to be honest.
The child me has a problem with pigs. For context my uncle had a small holding, a wonderful spread of derelict buildings and scrub with a pigeon loft, a ferret house and three pig sty's that backed on to a paddock with a huge willow in the centre where the pigs went for exercise, wallowing and generally grubbing around.

Most of the pigs he ever had were fine but he had a sow, a cross Tamworth/demon that weighed about 35 stone (490lb/222Kg), we were told we could scratch her sides, she liked that, but don't put your hands near her mouth and don't go in the paddock when she was there especially when she had piglets.

The willow was the grandest of trees to climb and I went up there one summers day on my bike, there was no one around, I looked in the paddock and couldn't see anything, looked in her sty and the piglets were there, she wasn't out but I figured she was inside in the shade so I skipped the fence and headed for the tree.

It turned out that my uncle had been up earlier and found she had eaten one of her piglets so he had kicked her into the paddock and gone to get his land-rover rather than his car to move them home to finish rearing them in safety.

She was in the shade but that was behind the sty and she was pissed. Pigs can move, luckily she made a lot of noise to announce she was pissed, and as she would have cut me off at the fence I went straight for the tree, no one has ever climbed that tree as fast. Unfortunately my uncle had decided to have lunch and it was an hour and a half before he came back, he wasn't pleased, mostly because he reckoned she would have killed me if I'd fallen but with his pig board he shoved her up the field and told me to jump down and run for it.

For years I thought he was just exaggerating the way people do, but pigs do sometimes kill and eat people.
https://slate.com/technology/2012/10/when-pigs-attack-do-livestock-intentionally-kill-people.html

That is some Silence of the Lambs shit right there.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 06, 2022, 10:31:26 AM
What a marvellous dream.



Mmm.. It didn't feel marvellous to be honest.
The child me has a problem with pigs. For context my uncle had a small holding, a wonderful spread of derelict buildings and scrub with a pigeon loft, a ferret house and three pig sty's that backed on to a paddock with a huge willow in the centre where the pigs went for exercise, wallowing and generally grubbing around.

Most of the pigs he ever had were fine but he had a sow, a cross Tamworth/demon that weighed about 35 stone (490lb/222Kg), we were told we could scratch her sides, she liked that, but don't put your hands near her mouth and don't go in the paddock when she was there especially when she had piglets.

The willow was the grandest of trees to climb and I went up there one summers day on my bike, there was no one around, I looked in the paddock and couldn't see anything, looked in her sty and the piglets were there, she wasn't out but I figured she was inside in the shade so I skipped the fence and headed for the tree.

It turned out that my uncle had been up earlier and found she had eaten one of her piglets so he had kicked her into the paddock and gone to get his land-rover rather than his car to move them home to finish rearing them in safety.

She was in the shade but that was behind the sty and she was pissed. Pigs can move, luckily she made a lot of noise to announce she was pissed, and as she would have cut me off at the fence I went straight for the tree, no one has ever climbed that tree as fast. Unfortunately my uncle had decided to have lunch and it was an hour and a half before he came back, he wasn't pleased, mostly because he reckoned she would have killed me if I'd fallen but with his pig board he shoved her up the field and told me to jump down and run for it.

For years I thought he was just exaggerating the way people do, but pigs do sometimes kill and eat people.
https://slate.com/technology/2012/10/when-pigs-attack-do-livestock-intentionally-kill-people.html

Bloody hell!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on January 11, 2022, 11:35:41 PM
The Girl Scouts are trying to turn my daughter into a drug dealer!

I had to endure an hour long presentation on the ins and outs of selling girl scout cookies today.

For fuck's sake, I'm just going to buy 100 boxes and that'll be breakfast lunch and dinner for everyone for a month.  There's no need to coach my 5 year old on going door to door.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 14, 2022, 02:59:08 AM
What fun.

Scouts sell advent calendars and socks here. The Glorious Leader came home yesterday with the sock brochure. I don't think we'll be selling any socks. I bought some for myself last time but they got holes in them quite quickly so not doing that again.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 17, 2022, 11:06:29 AM
The Glorious Leader's little brother (not sure what his title is, Glorious Sidekick perhaps) started nursery today and I have freedom in the day again. Considering going to vocational school in the autumn to study aeroplane mechanics perhaps. Not sure.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 17, 2022, 12:54:09 PM
Glorious Leader will need someone to keep her Imperial Plane in the air!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on January 17, 2022, 02:22:51 PM

And get Glorious sidekick to do space mechanics, the Earth will not be big enough.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on January 17, 2022, 11:43:56 PM
That's a wise choice, space mechanics for him in the future!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 24, 2022, 07:20:25 AM
Winter has finally arrived in Floridaland. I don't like it!

I wonder if iguanas are falling out of trees yet.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on January 24, 2022, 07:53:07 AM



We have had no proof, at all, all day that the sun actually exists, and according to the MET office, that is set to continue until at least next week.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 29, 2022, 04:19:02 PM
https://nypost.com/2022/01/28/iguanas-could-rain-down-from-trees-in-florida-as-temperatures-plunge/

IT'S HAPPENING.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on January 30, 2022, 12:57:39 PM

Umbrellas, with a spike.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 30, 2022, 01:01:55 PM
And then just hold the iguana over a fire. Very convenient for BBQ.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 30, 2022, 02:16:04 PM
How do you people who live where it's cold for more than a week stand the DRYNESS of it? One freeze and my knuckles crack.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on January 30, 2022, 02:58:19 PM

We saw the sun today, the conclusion we drew was someone in the village had sacrificed a child, fair play.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on January 31, 2022, 02:25:39 AM
How do you people who live where it's cold for more than a week stand the DRYNESS of it? One freeze and my knuckles crack.


I love the cold, as that generally means the skies clear. Walking the dogs at -7C all wrapped up is awesome, anything over 21C (70F) and I melt, and who wants small dinosaurs living in the trees? Those fuckers are just basking and plotting vengeance for the indignities perpetrated on them in black and white prehistoric films, by funding climate change deniers with the royalties, which by the way is working as it hasn’t reached -7 this year, in fact between Christmas and new year I walked the dogs in a long-sleeved T-shirt, 52.5 degrees North! FFS the lizards are coming.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 31, 2022, 08:40:10 AM


Just look at him! You know you want it to rain lizards!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on January 31, 2022, 09:36:50 AM
I saw a video someone took of their dog. The dog had found an iguana popsicle and wanted to bring it home. The dog's family didn't seem to like that idea.

Edit to add: It wasn't mentioned in the video, but I reason to believe this was absolutely a Florida iguana popsicle.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on January 31, 2022, 09:53:07 AM


Just look at him! You know you want it to rain lizards!

Does this mean the mcRib is back?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 31, 2022, 10:22:35 AM
The McRib never really goes away, it hibernates in a tree.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on January 31, 2022, 01:02:47 PM


Just look at him! You know you want it to rain lizards!


Just looking at it you know deep in its psyche it's roaming Gondwana, it feels the warming earth and knows its time will come again.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 31, 2022, 03:21:10 PM
I never knew lizards could look like they enjoy things.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 01, 2022, 03:35:59 AM

Shit Spacey it’s a lizard, if sizes were reversed it would have the same blissful look on its face as it slowly ate her alive, screaming.

Go read some Komodo dragon stories, these kind of “ahh aint he cute”, reactions are influencing propaganda put out by Queen Elisabeth II and her minions so you hesitate to stroke, instead of chopping off their fucking heads. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 01, 2022, 06:25:42 AM
How do you people who live where it's cold for more than a week stand the DRYNESS of it? One freeze and my knuckles crack.

lime and glycerine hand cream, that's sorts out the dry skin nicely.

The Glorious Leader is 11 today! 11!!!
I have been on FES so long.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 01, 2022, 07:59:31 AM
Oh happy birthday to the Glorious Leader!

Jura, accept the lizard overlords!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 02, 2022, 03:32:46 AM
Jura will never accept the lizard overlords
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 02, 2022, 04:24:28 AM

I have seen them and their flunkeys riding with the Fernie hunt, chasing down the last of our predators so in future their eggs can incubate in peace under the warming rot of human corpses, daubing mammal blood on their offspring’s faces in ritual.

Seen them on the beaches of Europe trying to bake their pre-scaled skin to reptilian leather as a barrier to the increasing UV and radiation to come, tittering to each other as they lumber away from the hotdog vans that it tastes like man.

Keep moving north Gayer, teach your 11yr old the weirding ways and keep mongoose as pets.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 02, 2022, 08:52:48 AM
Six more weeks of winter! Thanks a lot, Punxsutawney Phil!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on February 02, 2022, 11:20:05 AM
Six more weeks of winter! Thanks a lot, Punxsutawney Phil!

I'll send you a box of my weather.   
72º under clear skies.   ;) 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 02, 2022, 11:27:54 AM
No thanks, it's 78 here.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on February 02, 2022, 11:30:13 AM
I thought iguanas were freezing.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 02, 2022, 11:33:29 AM
That was two days ago. lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on February 06, 2022, 12:00:03 AM
Mrs Crouton is attempting to brainwash me into the cult of wordle. I tell her I have too many cults as it is.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on February 06, 2022, 07:26:34 AM
I wordled once. I can see the allure, but I haven't felt compelled to go back and wordle again. It's sort of like that game Mastermind, but with letters instead of colors.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Calen on February 06, 2022, 01:18:22 PM
It's far too easy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 10, 2022, 06:57:42 AM
Mrs Crouton is attempting to brainwash me into the cult of wordle. I tell her I have too many cults as it is.

Join this cult. Also the nerdle cult.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Lionessroar on February 21, 2022, 08:11:49 AM
Lionessroar, as my name implies, means that women can also roar like men. Even though many believe that women already have equal rights as men, it is not the case. In many aspects of life, women face stereotypes. For instance, women may be believed to be more gentle, and less likely to troll in sites. Hence people generally believe that people who troll are usually men. However, such stereotype does not reflect reality.
As for the shape of the Earth, I do not have particular beliefs. I am open to discussion regarding shape of the Earth and will balance evidence from both sides.
I hope that in the future we will have fruitful and friendly discussion.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Calen on February 21, 2022, 11:56:13 AM
Flatearthreign trolls the site a lot. Do you know her, or her alts?

Funny coincidence - another feline joined yesterday, Yvonnekat. I wonder if they ticked the wrong gender box.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on April 20, 2022, 06:45:13 AM
It looks lovely out the window, there’s a row of pink cherry blossom trees in perfect fulness and the sun is out, but something is wrong.

Maybe it’s the shift round in the wind and that northerly will bring cold nights and you believed that prick that got his dowsing rods out that time when the council had paved over the stop tap for your water, that the frosts were past, and you have tomatoes out in pots.

Or is it the birch and hazel pollen that you can almost see in the air, so you’ve got that slight headache that characterises the first weeks of antihistamine’s before you get used to the change.

It isn’t anything to do with the bittersweet melancholy bought on by watching Physics girl explain the inevitable collective collapse due to another Carrington event, something we are woefully prepared for.

No, it’s a low-level thing, the realisation that your precocious nephew has come to call, far fonder of you than you are him. Full of bluster and ill-informed views and that the wind change has enlightened you that the sewage works near the canal isn’t running well again. Oh well.

Oh look, D1 is back.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 08, 2022, 02:09:40 PM
Hope you all had a lovely birthing person day.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Bullwinkle on May 09, 2022, 01:26:04 AM
I didn't get any flowers.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on May 09, 2022, 07:49:38 AM
Mrs Crouton does not refer to herself as our children's birthing person. Obviously she hates trans people.

I shall have to call the woke police.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 09, 2022, 08:03:57 AM
whoop whoop that's the sound of da police

Shit, why do I do this to myself? My brain will replay this song for days. lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 14, 2022, 11:43:43 AM
My stepdad's funeral was this morning. Is it weird to say this was the best funeral I've ever been to? It was fun, I think he would have loved it!  So many people were there. So much laughing and hugging, only a few sad moments. The last time I saw most of these people was Christmas 2018, it was the last Christmas party we had before he had a massive stroke, so we didn't have a party in 2019, and COVID happened. It was so nice. I was expecting it to be horrible and sad, but we all stood around looking at his pictures, and laughing and talking (his favorite thing to do). He knew so many people, and they all loved him. It was perfect.

But, wtf am I going to do with all these flowers, and all this fried chicken? lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on May 14, 2022, 05:47:01 PM
Sorry for your loss. But it really is a great time for a funeral.

I've never understood the point of cut flowers. I just give the potted kind.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 16, 2022, 12:04:58 PM
That sounds really good for a funeral. Which is a weird thing to say. Eat the chicken. Maybe the flowers too.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 16, 2022, 01:19:55 PM
I'm not eating another piece of chicken! I have divided some of the flowers up into vases and put them here and there. The flowers were so beautiful, but they are a waste of money.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 22, 2022, 12:12:57 PM
Got top marks in my Finnish exam. I am so smart!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 22, 2022, 04:21:15 PM
Congratulations! Does that mean you get to be a Finn now?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 23, 2022, 05:04:29 AM
I already am one but I suppose it means they can't stop me being a Finn. For now.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on May 30, 2022, 12:36:54 AM
Snail are a misunderstood creature.  People think they are dumb... whatever is it they are.  I know they are smart they.  They have been conspiring for the last four years to me get to step on on.

Why these discussing creature would want though, I don't know.  But today they got their wish.  The feeling was like stepping on a rotten egg.  The shell is much weaker than one would think.  The amount of slime inside of them I would best describe as "copious".

I'm sure all the other snail are laughing their asses off and consider the sacrifice of one of their comrades as a profitable tradeoff.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Calen on May 30, 2022, 02:08:39 AM
Just eat the bastards.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on May 30, 2022, 04:28:15 AM

with garlic & butter! Mmmmmmm
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Wolvaccine on May 30, 2022, 05:12:27 AM
And salt.  >:D
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on June 21, 2022, 12:49:07 PM

Drinking a cold Old Crafty Hen to the solstice, happy longest day to the northerners, shortest for the southeners, salute!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on June 22, 2022, 05:29:38 AM
I had a GF Old Speckled Hen last night for the solstice, was lovely. I am enjoying exploring all the new gluten free beers they have in the UK since I was last here. And biscuits, lots of biscuits.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on June 26, 2022, 01:23:48 PM
I had a GF Old Speckled Hen last night for the solstice, was lovely. I am enjoying exploring all the new gluten free beers they have in the UK since I was last here. And biscuits, lots of biscuits.

Salute.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 26, 2022, 01:49:26 PM
Should I change the name to "the notso friendly chat"?

If you want to talk about it, you could have posted in the proper thread, or sent me a message. WTF?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on June 26, 2022, 02:35:41 PM

Moved! I don't know what I was thinking.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 07, 2022, 12:56:08 PM
My brother's girlfriend BAMBOOZLED me into getting a fucking puppy.

Me, minding my own business, mowing the lawn -- she flags me down, look at this dog, they have to find a home for it today! She's a chihuahua/fox terrier mix.

I was thinking this dog would be like Boogie, he was a chihuahua/dachshund mix. No, this one is more like a jack russell. She's been here for 3 hours and has only just now decided to take a nap.

Now I need to figure out a name. She looks like Snoopy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on July 07, 2022, 01:05:57 PM
Pics!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on July 07, 2022, 01:31:12 PM

Call it Ratbag, if its got terier in it will kill them and if it has chihuahua in it, it will look like one.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 07, 2022, 01:54:27 PM
I approve of the name Ratbag and second the demand for pics
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 07, 2022, 03:17:48 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/8MK8ws9/puppy.png)

SHHH, she is sleeping right now. FINALLY. omg

Fox terriers are rat hunters, so ratbag is a good name, but people will probably look at me funny.

I know it's not a very good picture, I took it with my tablet.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on July 08, 2022, 12:41:26 AM
Nah, she's cute. We called one of our dogs Trotsky, mainly as his hair was wild and all over the place although he did keep trying to take over the means of production, but that gets people talking to you in the "What's your dog called again?" kind of way.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on July 08, 2022, 04:41:43 AM
Very cute ratbag
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 08, 2022, 07:06:57 AM
She is already a monster. The minute she wakes up she is destroying things. The rescue says she is 4 months old, but I think she is younger than that. I don't know how to tell.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on July 08, 2022, 07:31:46 AM

Cut her head off and count the rings.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 08, 2022, 11:50:52 AM
She tried to eat a lizard.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: boydster on July 08, 2022, 02:44:19 PM
I love Ratbag!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 08, 2022, 03:11:02 PM
I think I'm going to call her Beebee (but I haven't decided how to spell it). She is like at least two bees.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on August 04, 2022, 12:34:51 AM
Ambien and Absinthe theatre presents:

The mystery of the Wasabi pees.

I have a small plastic container of wasabi pees that I like to snack on.  The container is sort of like a small tupperware container, meaning it's water proof.  This information will become important in a moment.

A very busy day for me doing <REDACTED> at work.  Quite stressful.  Fortunately I have remedies for such things.  Alcohol, Ambien and video games.  But there was very little time to eat.  Which means the effects of the evening cocktail can be... unpredictable.  I recall beginning to play Xcom2 and that's it.

Fast forward to the next morning.  I awake sleeping on the floor of my office to see an odd sight, the container of wasabi pees is soaked with some kind of liquid.  One would think that this would be easy to determine but it is not.  The dye in the wasabi turned the water green.  The smell of the wasabi masked any possible clues there.  If I were very curious I could taste it but I suspect the wasabi would again wipe out any other taste.

My top theories.

1.  I poured a beer into it.  I don't know what my motivation would be.

2.  It's water.  Possible.  Maybe I was cleaning it but I was too stupid at the time to realize there was still perfectly good food in it.

3.  This one "feels" like it's the most likely.  At some time in the night, I was too busy to walk an extra 5 feet to the bathroom and I peed into the Wasabi pees.

But we may never know.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on August 04, 2022, 12:54:31 AM


I too am a fan of Wasabi peas, so much so that I am pretty sure that my subconscious would veto urination into them. A quick interweb check on the side effects of Ambien reveals a propensity for sleep walking, talking, and eating, maybe the pot and the dried nature of the contents triggered a pot-noodle response that was never fully realized.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 05, 2022, 02:47:42 PM
You have to lick it to find out. There is no other way to settle this and it must be settled. For science.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on August 09, 2022, 03:33:30 AM
Many years ago, we inherited a huge gothic arts and crafts dark wood dressing table from my grandmother with a triptych of heavy mirrors mounted on crenellated towers sporting turned spires and little drawers.
Looking at it closely it was made not by a master craftsman, but more of a spirited amateur but it suited my spouse’s goth heart, the bedrooms iron candle style chandelier, wall manacles and metal bed so it stayed.

The years however had begun to show, cracks, chips and scuffs, broken handles, gaps in some of the drawers, all these things had eroded its appeal, I suggested we upcycled it, so I dismantled it rubbed it down, painted it satin black and put new silver handles and knobs on it and carried it all back upstairs.

Here’s the thing, none of the drawers fitted. I know what you are thinking you judgmental bastards but the carcass ‘s where the drawers go were sound and I didn’t touch them and only three of the drawers needed work, but now none of them fitted, not tight with paint, they don’t go in the holes.

This revelation coincided with me asking where the fittings I had taken off, including mirror hinges with butterfly tightening screws the like of which I had never seen, that I had put on the marble hearth, were. To be told they had been tidied, my loved one’s euphemism for thrown away where we both go through a pointless ritualised search both knowing her borderline OCD has overridden sense and she’s lobbed them in the bin, which had been collected that morning.

For sanity’s sake I made a cup of tea and sat in the garden to ponder things, not my crazy partners thought process, this I know to be beyond me, but the non-fitting drawers.

There is only one feasible reason I can come up with.

Sometime betwixt the dismantling and attempted reconstruction, the universe had transitioned from expansion to contraction, and this has been only partially grasped at this early stage by its constituents, the drawers and carcass now being in different phase states.
Hopefully in the time it will take me to find replacement mirror hinges, possibly ones of a type that have not been made for over 100yrs, they will synchronise and I won’t have to set about them with my plane, time, which is probably now in reverse, will tell. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on August 09, 2022, 07:36:56 AM
I believe your dressing table is demanding that you upgrade it to nice shiny new self closing ball bearing drawer slides.

While it is out of character for gothic furniture, a smooth closing drawer creates joy in the hearts of everyone.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Wolvaccine on August 09, 2022, 07:48:36 AM
I believe your dressing table is demanding that you upgrade it to nice shiny new self closing ball bearing drawer slides.

While it is out of character for gothic furniture, a smooth closing drawer creates joy in the hearts of everyone.

I commend Jura for his upcycling efforts. The planet needs more people like him. I personally would have hired a skip bin and be done with it  :o
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on August 09, 2022, 08:03:52 AM
I believe your dressing table is demanding that you upgrade it to nice shiny new self closing ball bearing drawer slides.

While it is out of character for gothic furniture, a smooth closing drawer creates joy in the hearts of everyone.


You peasant!
No. my flabber is gasted, this is strictly wood on wood (that’s bound to attract an Aussie) with just a smidgen of linseed oil to avoid jamming, you’ll have me putting drawer stops on and treating the woodworm next.   

Another thought occurred as to the unexplained refit problem, it could be some sort of demon puzzle, that the drawers can only be returned to the carcass in a particular sequence, maybe even at specific phase of the moon otherwise not only will it refuse to be reassembled but an evil djinn will be unleashed, then again I might have overdone the coffee intake today.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on August 23, 2022, 02:31:49 AM

There is a special place so very near, incorporating Malazan, Spanish Harlem, Heaven, and Hell, just head for the second star to the right and straight on til’ morning to find places far further than the voyagers have travelled, and James Webb has glimpsed.

It is our greatest asset our downfall and redemption.

A place of love, adventure, exploration, galaxy spanning empires, fantastic beasts, beauty, horror and because we are human, war and devastation.
It raises us from the dust, gives hope to some, a vision of distant horizons of how it could be. For others it becomes a cage, beyond wisdom it speaks in tongues, turns us away from others setting lies on lips that were never spoken until twisting in on themselves they spiral down into a private genie bottle of fear and suspicion.

Shunned by some as a childish thing we put away, it still whispers, what if? It is the place we become heroes in our own story.

Such a place was dreamed by the Boy-star, true to his nature it was a paradox, a dread place of salvation occupied by monsters and paladins, fought over by shifting alliances of the damaged and needy it yet produced camaraderie, comedy, and meltdowns.
It was a fine place, and I will miss it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on August 23, 2022, 05:02:49 AM
Indeed.  In my heart, I too am pouring a 40 for my dead penguin homies.

Perhaps one day its glory shall be restored in one form or another.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on August 27, 2022, 07:07:00 AM
Ethics question;

If I have a nightmare about a problem at work is it okay to charge time for that?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 27, 2022, 03:35:48 PM
Send them a detailed description of your nightmare, and charge them for pain and suffering.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on August 28, 2022, 12:10:45 PM

The problem being, if you are paid for something, they have rights over it, do you want your firm to have control in any way of your dreamtime?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 14, 2022, 06:56:36 AM
One of Beebee's baby fangs fell out yesterday. I've got my fingers crossed the rest of them fall out in the next few days. I swear this dog has the sharpest baby teeth of any puppy EVER. Not even my brother's pitbull will play with her anymore.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on September 14, 2022, 07:12:46 AM

You mean Ratbag?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 14, 2022, 07:25:42 AM
YES. I should have named her that, she is evil.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on October 24, 2022, 06:56:57 AM


North Wales, through the Celtic lands, coloured and dressed by the mists and golds of Autumn, up through the passes and mountains of the Cwm Idwal nature reserve under the watchful shadow of Kite and buzzard, the Ordovician sea bed landscape twisted, raised and gouged by glaciers, walked by stone age hunters, weapons tipped with honed quartz, followed in turn by Charles Darwin and not least of all Jura, silver haired warrior poet of clan Glenlivet, spirit renewed by storm and mountain air.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 24, 2022, 12:53:10 PM
Why does Beebee hate getting a bath so much? WHY DOES SHE LOOK AT ME LIKE SHE WILL MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 24, 2022, 03:12:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DEnPrLq.jpg)

I would never look at you like I would murder you in your sleep!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Wolvaccine on October 24, 2022, 06:56:57 PM
Hey cool, that dog looks like a tiny but playable version of a freisian cow

Neat! 8)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 23, 2023, 01:11:01 PM
Do any of you nerds collect coins?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on January 23, 2023, 01:26:29 PM

For parking meters.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on January 23, 2023, 01:33:15 PM
I do not remember the last time I used a parking meter!

Anyway, my mom watched a youtube about pennies and was searching through her pennies, so I brought her the jars of pennies my grandma kept so she could go through them. We both got excited when we found several 2009 pennies, which are rarer than others, and then we got really excited when we found a 2009 "professional life" penny minted in Denver... BUT upon further research I think it might only be worth a couple dollars and not SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS. lol
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on February 09, 2023, 09:22:34 AM
That's still significantly more than penny.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 09, 2023, 09:47:21 AM
OMG hi Ski!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on February 09, 2023, 10:16:48 AM
OMG hi Ski!

How has space herding been treating you?

I trust you've been taking care of things here.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 09, 2023, 03:32:38 PM
It's so good to see you here again. My life's been alright, just got over covid again, but other than that about the same. How have you been?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on February 09, 2023, 05:08:44 PM
I keep waking up on this side of the dirt, so I suppose I have no real reason to complain (not that it stops me).

I expected I'd see more about the Chinese satellite malfunction, but I suppose not. Just a quick browse reminded me of how insufferable the globularists can be.  I don't have the time and energy to engage in all the global ridiculousness of late.

Took the kids back east (well, north of you) for a funeral and to see the small town much of the family came from. Really made me miss that place and the family, though I've never lived there myself. Maybe I'll buy a little farm in the boonies, and we'll be state neighbours. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 10, 2023, 05:22:33 AM
SKI!!!!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on February 10, 2023, 08:44:16 AM


This can be the theme song for the move.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on February 10, 2023, 12:19:32 PM
Colonel G! How is Finlandia?


T'would make an excellent driving song for a Uhaul, SCG. I may still have that CD in a box somewhere. Maybe I'll alternate between that and the Old Man on the Back Porch. :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 14, 2023, 08:12:51 AM
Its Finlandialike. I might be going back to school, got an interview at vocational college tomorrow.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on February 17, 2023, 04:33:23 PM
I hope it went well!  :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 18, 2023, 07:26:46 AM
It did go well, I'll be studying aircraft maintenance in the autumn!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on February 18, 2023, 11:10:08 AM

Can you fix the broken plane in the penguin game? We may need it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 18, 2023, 11:01:53 PM
Sure, in about 15 months
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on February 24, 2023, 04:52:17 PM
It did go well, I'll be studying aircraft maintenance in the autumn!

Congratulations! My neighbour just retired from that field.  How is the little dictator?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on February 25, 2023, 12:17:09 AM
It did go well, I'll be studying aircraft maintenance in the autumn!

Congratulations! My neighbour just retired from that field.  How is the little dictator?

The little dictator is not so little any more, she's 12! The smaller dictator is still little but dictating at an older level I'm sure.

Only annoying thing about aircraft maintenance, is that thanks to being a dual national I likely won't be able to do my internship at the military place that's local because they don't trust filthy dual nationals.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Ski on February 25, 2023, 07:31:11 PM
That's when the real dictating begins!  To be honest, I'm not even sure whether or not I knew there was a littler dictator! Good luck fighting the inevitable coup attempts incoming! ;)

I hope you'll find somewhere reasonably close.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on April 11, 2023, 01:43:32 PM

I saw my first wasp of the year Sunday, digging a post hole for a new fence and this big matron queen came over looking for a nesting place, I opened my mouth just to see but she caught the breeze and flew away, probably for the best.

But spring is here.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on April 12, 2023, 08:15:09 AM
One of the anubias in my planted aquarium has bloomed.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alexei on April 12, 2023, 10:42:53 AM
One of the plum trees outside my house is blooming with pink petals.
It's really beautiful. Like a Japanese cherry blossom.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on April 12, 2023, 10:46:34 AM
Hooray for you.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7x4zza/heres-why-the-trees-on-your-street-smell-like-semen

I have trees that smell like jizz. So I have that to look forward to.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alexei on April 12, 2023, 10:50:42 AM
Hooray for you.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7x4zza/heres-why-the-trees-on-your-street-smell-like-semen

I have trees that smell like jizz. So I have that to look forward to.

He's correct on the smell reminding you of " a 15 year old boy" lol.
You all know puberty will make you wank and jizz everywhere.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 13, 2023, 03:57:15 AM
The snow is finally melting here. Yay signs of spring
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 01, 2023, 12:21:11 PM
Lawn mowing season has officially begun in Floridaland.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 08, 2023, 01:00:20 AM
My garden seems to be even more moss now so doubt we'll need to cut the grass for quite a while still.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alexei on May 10, 2023, 11:37:39 AM
I just changed my email address so if any of you want to email me random shit you can.

This isn't a personal email address or a school email which is why I'm now allowing people to email me.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: theonlydann on June 06, 2023, 09:03:17 PM
It did go well, I'll be studying aircraft maintenance in the autumn!

Congratulations! My neighbour just retired from that field.  How is the little dictator?

The little dictator is not so little any more, she's 12! The smaller dictator is still little but dictating at an older level I'm sure.

Only annoying thing about aircraft maintenance, is that thanks to being a dual national I likely won't be able to do my internship at the military place that's local because they don't trust filthy dual nationals.
JFC. gayer, you Minx... raising an almost adult... i want to cry im so happy for you.  :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 19, 2023, 06:33:06 AM
There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
All inside it's so frustrating as I drift from website to website
Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
So I might as well begin to put some action in my life
You know what it's called
Mowing the lawn, mowing the lawn
Mowing the lawn, mowing the lawn
Mowing the lawn, mowing the lawn
Mowing the lawn, mowing the lawn



SING IT!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on June 19, 2023, 07:40:08 AM

Not friendly!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on June 19, 2023, 11:46:25 AM
LAWN IS MOWT
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Unicorn Peptide Cake on June 19, 2023, 10:43:35 PM
Hazzza!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on July 10, 2023, 10:18:51 AM
im moving states again
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 10, 2023, 10:20:54 AM
Moving sucks!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Junker on July 10, 2023, 10:21:42 AM
especially when you lost everything that ever mattered to you lmao

but also it is fine
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 10, 2023, 10:50:54 AM
Oh no!  :(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on July 10, 2023, 11:17:39 AM
Sounds bad.  My condolences.

If you need help moving don't hesitate to ask.  Maybe not with physically moving things.  But we can provide moral support.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on July 10, 2023, 12:20:54 PM

Junk's!
It sounds like there is a heart rending story in all this, but I am not going to pry, condolences for the bad stuff and our thoughts are with you, and in saying that I realise that is a bit shit if it's all you have.

Which state are you moving to, so I can look it up and walk imaginarily (that's not a word right?) in your footsteps.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 10, 2023, 03:15:01 PM
Move to Florida, the weather is great! (honestly, who doesn't like being washed down in sweat at 7am?)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 25, 2023, 08:52:30 AM
My dog ate a bunch of sunflower seeds. THE POOPING HAS ALREADY BEGAN.

There was a bag of birdseed on the front porch, it has been there for a couple years, I didn't even remember it was there. The raccoons found it and tore the bag open. I didn't know Beebee ate a bunch of it until this morning. She puked up a bunch of seeds, and she has diarrhea. THIS WILL BE A FUN DAY.

lol dogs 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on July 25, 2023, 10:07:11 AM
Yeah. We have an anti tinsel guideline in our house for similar reasons.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 25, 2023, 12:10:27 PM
I am a little bit worried. She hasn't pooped or puked for a few hours, but she feels terrible and doesn't want to eat. I managed to get a spoonful of rice and some medicine (but not the full dose) in her earlier. Hopefully she just needs to rest for a little bit. If she's not better by tomorrow I will take her to the vet.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on July 25, 2023, 01:22:06 PM

She should be fine (I'm not a vet though), my dogs regularly eat the bird seed I put out as the fucking Jackdoors keep knocking the feeders down, they do nutty-bar poos for a day or two and they're ok.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 25, 2023, 03:24:36 PM
She felt good enough to harass the urchin next door, but her energy ran out quickly. I still can't get her to eat food, but she did lick some sour cream off my finger, and she ate a greenie.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 26, 2023, 05:33:29 PM
She's still having trouble keeping food down, but the poop hurricane seems to be over. I think the lining of her stomach is probably really irritated from the scratchy sunflower seeds. I feel pretty certain her intestines aren't blocked because she pooped out a bunch of the grass she ate yesterday. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 04, 2023, 06:46:25 AM
Last night Beebee scared me to death. She found a bufo toad. If a dog gets one of those toads it can kill them in less than an hour and there is no antidote. Since she is still alive, I suppose she didn't get any of the toxins in her mouth, but I had to rinse her mouth out and watch her for signs of being poisoned for an hour. FUCKING DOGS.  >:(
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: NotSoSkeptical on August 04, 2023, 09:05:41 AM
For the sunflower seeds issue, the dog needs to rehydrate with lots of water.  Annoying as they will need to pee more, but try to get them to drink more water.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on August 04, 2023, 09:17:08 AM
Sometimes I picture Florida as a miniature version of Australia.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 04, 2023, 10:15:17 AM
The bufo toads were introduced to control pests in the sugarcane fields, sometimes they are called cane toads. They're originally from South America, I think.  This is the 4th one in the yard this year, sometimes we don't see any, but usually about 1 a year. I don't know why there are so many this year! It's very scary. They come out at night, so the only way to see them is if you walk near them and they hop away.

Also, NotSo, Beebee is already over the sunflower seeds nightmare. She threw a bunch of them up, and she pooped a bunch of them out. I gave her... I can't remember what it is called, but it's basically Kaopectate for dogs and cats. I didn't give it to her until I was pretty sure she'd passed all the seeds, just to help heal the lining of her guts and settle her stomach so she could eat and drink. She is back to being a monster. Also, she is in love with a cat someone dumped out the other day.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: NotSoSkeptical on August 04, 2023, 03:17:54 PM
Ah.  Well good that she has recovered from that and is still doing well considering the frong.  Hopefully you won't have any more frog scares.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 04, 2023, 03:33:45 PM
This dog lives to make me fear for her life! I was going to say that I've never had a terrier before, but I've had pitbulls, they're kind of lazy though. This one is full on hunting dog ALL THE TIME (except when she's asleep).
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 13, 2023, 08:42:05 AM
The cicadas are so loud I thought one of my appliances was about to explode.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 27, 2023, 08:48:24 PM
. Also, she is in love with a cat someone dumped out the other day.

Awww!!

I'm at school now. Its been nice to find out that despite it being 20 years since I last did maths at school, its all coming back to me quickly. Less nice to find out that I am so weak I struggled to check the calibration of the torque wrenches
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 28, 2023, 06:28:22 AM
Hey Gayer! You must always remember to check the torque wrenches. lol

I am waiting for hurricane Idalia. The cone of uncertainty is real.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on August 28, 2023, 08:51:58 PM
Good luck with that, hopefully hurricane Idalia is an idler and doesn't bother to hurricane much.

I lubricated an aeroplane yesterday, what fun. And got the hang of twisting lockwires.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on August 29, 2023, 01:39:04 PM

Hi G, keep them planes greasy.

Spacey, good luck with the wind.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 09, 2023, 10:25:14 AM

Hi G, keep them planes greasy.

Spacey, good luck with the wind.

I have kept them greasy. I've also weighed them. Planes are heavy.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 15, 2023, 07:57:19 AM
I haven't mowed the yard since I came down with a mysterious illness, and today I picked up all the tree limbs without collapsing in a coughing fit. I think I can get it mowed today if it doesn't rain. Maybe I will mow in the rain IF I HAVE TO.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on September 15, 2023, 01:42:30 PM

Went to Lundy again (family & friends), stayed at the castle top of the picture, as castles go it's a bit small, built by Henry III to keep the pirate family of the De Marisco's at bay in the 1200's.

(https://i.imgur.com/dENeKK5.jpg)
click to enlarge.

They had allied themselves against the crown to the Scots and French, and Henry II had William de Marisco (the first) hung drawn and quartered.

All that is left is the keep and broken walls, it's a bit dingy to to stay in as the only window that doesn't look to the courtyard is in the toilet.

It's a bastard walk up that hill, the coastguard helicopter arrived on our last day as an 80yr old day-tripper with a heart defect came over, walked up and nearly died surprisingly.

Saw seal pups, peregrines, Ravens, Sitka deer and found a Manx-Shearwater skull which we added to the Curnunnos shrine at old light. 
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 15, 2023, 03:36:23 PM
That's beautiful. (not the 80 yr old dying, lol)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 18, 2023, 10:03:53 PM
Oh wow what a place!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on September 18, 2023, 11:12:13 PM
The presentation... I don't know.  But the historical value, nice.

Try to summon their ghosts while you're there!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on September 19, 2023, 04:57:59 AM

Hell no! you don’t mess with the dead on Lundy, too damn many of them. including 2 giants found in Bulls paradise in 1856 when they were digging the foundations for some farm buildings, interred in granite sarcophagi the male measured at 8 foot 2 inches (2.5 metres), along with beads dated 600-800 BC.

Not to mention the shipwrecks and the mass of potential zombie hordes that could rise from the sea, hardly the sort of company you want to call up on an isolated island 10 miles from the coast with sketchy phone coverage, frequent fogs and lights that go out at 12.30. Have you never seen a horror movie Crouts, because if there’s a tick list of situational give aways to avoid a bloodbath ending, then apart from the stark beauty of the place, Lundy has it all.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Alexei on September 19, 2023, 08:54:26 AM
I'll try to pop in every now and then so you know that I am here but won't post as often.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: BudgetWormhole on September 20, 2023, 05:44:37 PM
Hello!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 21, 2023, 08:02:31 AM

Hell no! you don’t mess with the dead on Lundy, too damn many of them. including 2 giants found in Bulls paradise in 1856 when they were digging the foundations for some farm buildings, interred in granite sarcophagi the male measured at 8 foot 2 inches (2.5 metres), along with beads dated 600-800 BC.

Not to mention the shipwrecks and the mass of potential zombie hordes that could rise from the sea, hardly the sort of company you want to call up on an isolated island 10 miles from the coast with sketchy phone coverage, frequent fogs and lights that go out at 12.30. Have you never seen a horror movie Crouts, because if there’s a tick list of situational give aways to avoid a bloodbath ending, then apart from the stark beauty of the place, Lundy has it all.

Sounds like an excellent collection of ghosts to commune with. Don't be a wuss.

I've been riveting today. It wasn't as riveting as I hoped it would be.
I've been wanting to make that joke all day but no one else there would get it.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on September 21, 2023, 08:35:15 AM
Did you use a gun, or hot rivets and a hammer? I bet it was a gun, being airplanes and not a ship. Do you weld? I used to be a welder; I miss those black bogeys.

And no to the Wuss thing, this was a holiday not an episode of Scooby Doo.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 21, 2023, 10:57:03 AM
You big wuss.

Used pneumatic guns, next time we're going to use the hand ones I think. I did a whole bunch of rivets then realised I did them wrong and had to drill them all out and start again.

Welding isn't used much, I dunno if we get to do it.

I've got to write a CV now (which I haven't done since 6th form I think) to send to the military plane place near me to see if they'll take me on for work experience, apparently they don't take dual nationals but hoping they'll make an exception.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on September 21, 2023, 11:59:24 AM
Tell them you will rivet them if they don't!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 23, 2023, 06:24:16 AM
That should help me get in!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on September 23, 2023, 07:02:55 AM
Well, it depends on how well you rivet them.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 30, 2023, 07:16:26 AM
I'll rivet them good!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 03, 2023, 09:26:30 PM
I've got my first exam today, on flight instruments, electro static discharge, and basic computing so now I'm panic cramming because of course I put off studying until the last minute.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on October 03, 2023, 09:58:52 PM
Just remember your flat earth training and you'll make it through!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on October 04, 2023, 12:28:31 AM

We have every confidence, good luck.

Then steal a plane and take me to the stars.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on October 04, 2023, 07:06:29 AM
Once again, RIVET THEM.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2023, 10:42:04 AM
I passed, no riveting needed

I'd steal you a plane but I wouldn't want to fly in any of our planes that have been taken apart and put together again many times by people like me
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on October 31, 2023, 02:44:23 PM

Halloween dog walk, misty England.

(https://i.imgur.com/7wOg0H4.jpg)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on October 31, 2023, 04:31:05 PM
Very spooky!
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Aera23 on November 29, 2023, 03:02:47 PM
She felt good enough to harass the urchin next door, but her energy ran out quickly. I still can't get her to eat food, but she did lick some sour cream off my finger, and she ate a greenie.

What's a greenie?
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 30, 2023, 05:24:28 AM
A greenie is a very expensive dog treat that's supposed to help clean their teeth. They are not worth the money, but Beebee loves them. I have found a different brand that is half the price, so she gets one of them a day.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Aera23 on December 03, 2023, 01:02:38 AM
A greenie is a very expensive dog treat that's supposed to help clean their teeth. They are not worth the money, but Beebee loves them. I have found a different brand that is half the price, so she gets one of them a day.
Ahh :)
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 06, 2023, 10:46:06 AM
I finally replaced my old 17 inch monitor with a 24 inch monitor. THE INTERNET IS TOO BIG.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Aera23 on December 06, 2023, 02:39:52 PM
 :D

My monitor is 1600x1080, but tricks Windows and Linux into thinking it is 1920x1080. At least on Linux I can resize the taskbar...
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Crouton on December 08, 2023, 01:56:02 PM
I've got to say that all these stories about the limeade that kills you really makes me want to try this limeade.  It must really be great.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on December 22, 2023, 12:03:45 AM

Happy winter Solstice everyone, the true meaning of christmas.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Space Cowgirl on December 22, 2023, 08:35:51 AM
THE SUN GOD RETURNS.
Title: Re: A Friendly Chat
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet II on January 02, 2024, 04:35:27 AM
Goddamn it! Christmas is over the new year is in, (happy that to all by the way), and I’m back here watching the mental people argue a cause lost in the bronze age, resurrected on the medium that paradoxically contains the greatest amalgamation of knowledge ever known but dredged by those afraid of the vastness of the universe and their concomitant insignificance for anything that puts them back to centre stage, and proves their favoured magic being really is there and cares.

All that aside I wish you all well, and if you could petition your deity to give the UK a two-week grace from the rains, my dogs and I would be eternally grateful.