Can you fall off the edge of the earth?

What reason is there for the conspirators to hide that the wordl is flat.. and how do they hire the guards if there was a conspiracy?

The world is flat and i know because, im a pilot and once when i was flying a plane me and the co-plot were busy making space crafts out of lego and werent paying attention to the flight controls, so we ended up crashing near  the ice wall. I was the only survivor. A Ice wall guard saw me and threw a gernade at me i dodged it and the gernade blew a hole in the ice wall i jumped through the hole. The guard grabbed my leg and pulled me back in. After a few hour of interrogation he sent me to Ethopia.

The government is guarding the wall 24/7 with unlimited resources? That has to be lower than stupid and when they make up a word for it, I'll let you know.

The government is guarding the wall 24/7 with unlimited resources? That has to be lower than stupid and when they make up a word for it, I'll let you know.

Fes, it is a sweet word.  I use it all the time.  It is my "gay" replacement of sorts.

well me and my mates snakeism,warlock and JB were trekking in jamaica smoking cones and what knot and we found the edge of the earth and there was no ice wall as it was to hot that day about 35.66667c.

any who there were no penguins there but there were some magical gnomes and a few pixies but they were more into making love not killing us so we chilled with the gnomes and pixies for a while then went to KFC for a feed

no penguins.....KFC?...hmmmm thought that "chicken" tasted a little strange...geez hope they weren't really people.....anyone here think some one close to them is actually a clone?? if so...i am  terribly sorry.

Tom - damn some of those pixies were pretty fine, and those gnomes...they grow the best produce i've ever had the delight to sample


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good times

hey warlock and snakeism hows it goin dudes 8-)

i think those pixies were clones of the guys mum who started this website because dam they were fine and did some funky things in the sack O YEAH

i think your website is pretty good warlock and i think it backs up STUFF

hey tom! thanx mate glad u like it! It's coming along well, did u leave any suggestions in my guestbook or do you think i'm heading the right way with it? I'm really just trying to keep it simple but make some good points.  

hey tom! thanx mate glad u like it! It's coming along well, did u leave any suggestions in my guestbook or do you think i'm heading the right way with it? I'm really just trying to keep it simple but make some good points.  

well i think your heading the right way with your site i even think it may be a tiny bit better than this site and this site is PRETTY GOOD 8-)

i loved the bit on your site where the car gets owned by a horse.
although it may be a conspirecy

ooooh it's definately heading in the right direction dude, and that ninja cat....wot was with that, hmmm secret cat training camp....i wonder, government funded....i wonder, maybe it was a government agent, the type they deploy to prevent conspiracy theorists from ever coming into contact with the ice wall, hmmm....conspiracies conspiracies conspiracies.  :?  

Oh and hey tom and warlock, wots uuuuuup!  :shock:

what's up?  just the usual SNAKEiSM.....my suspicion is up.....I think the government may be training ninja bunnies to attack anyone who tries to get to the ice wall and anyone who refuses to eat McDonalds....there's something not right about McDonalds.......

ooooh it's definately heading in the right direction dude, and that ninja cat....wot was with that, hmmm secret cat training camp....i wonder, government funded....i wonder, maybe it was a government agent, the type they deploy to prevent conspiracy theorists from ever coming into contact with the ice wall, hmmm....conspiracies conspiracies conspiracies.  :?  

Oh and hey tom and warlock, wots uuuuuup!  :shock:

Heya snakeism
mayby the conspiracy is a conspiracy trying to cover the fact that the earth is ROUND

im starting to think that may not be an ice wall and what ive learnt about the earth been flat may not be true after all :shock:

i have a question aswell
if there is elephants and a turtle holding the earth up what do they eat???
and can they talk???

geez Tom stop having doubts, you've see the Truman show haven't you?

geez Tom stop having doubts, you've see the Truman show haven't you?

why yes i have
im sorry i shouldnt doubt the penguin lord's

its ok....maybe "they" ..are getting into your head while you sleep

its ok....maybe "they" ..are getting into your head while you sleep

you mean the OTHERS  :evil:
im going to put on my tin foil hat now so "they"cant get me

how stupid are people who think the earth is round hey i mean come on how are elephants meant to hold onto something thats round???

OMG you guys look, if you examine my avatar closely you can in fact see that this is a picture of jesus, oh yes, i said jesus, armed with a sniper rifle ready to do whatever it takes 2 protect the great ice wall! this photograph was taken by a fellow adventurer while on an expedition (apparently on the edge of the earth) wowzers  :shock:  really makes you wonder what the government is capable of.

OMG you guys look, if you examine my avatar closely you can in fact see that this is a picture of jesus, oh yes, i said jesus, armed with a sniper rifle ready to do whatever it takes 2 protect the great ice wall! this photograph was taken by a fellow adventurer while on an expedition (apparently on the edge of the earth) wowzers  :shock:  really makes you wonder what the government is capable of.

yeah if the government can get jesus on there side as a sniper im pretty sure they can hide this ice wall and penguins oh and the clones.
that is a pretty amazing photo of jezus aswell must have been leaked by a government official

hmmmm i always suspected this.................

This models' geography displays both round and flat terrain. Which theory does she support?

Well Mythix, my friend tom's girl (oh yes, that is his missus) most definately believes that the earth is flat, u see she is in fact one of the pixies (previously mentioned) we had encountered while trekking in jamaica, we were so pleased to find they were so interested in, and adept at love making.......good times.  She is aware of the great ice wall's existence and the fact that the earth is flat, for many years the pixies and the gnomes have been tormented by the guardians of the ice wall due to their close proximity to one of the guardians camp's at the base of the wall, which is why we were happy to offer them assistance by taking them home with us, the gnomes for their astonishing ability to grow some of the most phenomenal produce known to man, and the pixies to, well, you know, i mean you yourself have witnessed elin's beauty

Ahh tom i see you've decided to display the picture that we siezed from that government official we incapacitated of the guardian penguins on patrol at the foot off the ice wall, with time all will be revealed.

OMG you guys look, if you examine my avatar closely you can in fact see that this is a picture of jesus, oh yes, i said jesus, armed with a sniper rifle ready to do whatever it takes 2 protect the great ice wall! this photograph was taken by a fellow adventurer while on an expedition (apparently on the edge of the earth) wowzers  :shock:  really makes you wonder what the government is capable of.

Actually, that's a picture of God, just about to kill Meg Griffin, before being interrupted in a highly comical way.

Well Mythix, my friend tom's girl (oh yes, that is his missus) most definately believes that the earth is flat, u see she is in fact one of the pixies (previously mentioned) we had encountered while trekking in jamaica, we were so pleased to find they were so interested in, and adept at love making.......good times.  She is aware of the great ice wall's existence and the fact that the earth is flat, for many years the pixies and the gnomes have been tormented by the guardians of the ice wall due to their close proximity to one of the guardians camp's at the base of the wall, which is why we were happy to offer them assistance by taking them home with us, the gnomes for their astonishing ability to grow some of the most phenomenal produce known to man, and the pixies to, well, you know, i mean you yourself have witnessed elin's beauty

Ahh tom i see you've decided to display the picture that we siezed from that government official we incapacitated of the guardian penguins on patrol at the foot off the ice wall, with time all will be revealed.

why yes the pixies are quite the love makers and also give good head jobs to any travelers trecking in jamaica.

yes my avatar cleary shows the ice wall with penguins guarding it exactly as the bible says.

Actually dysfunction it's jesus disguised as god becuase he is so frickin ashamed of what he is doing  :lol:

(Private, only dysfunction may read the following....)
I know it's god but ur not supposed to tell every1 u n00b, sheesh!  

lol

yeah your not meant to let people find out the real truth that the earth is really round :roll:

exactly tom, round like a great big pair of boobies, big round luscious boobies, huge juicy succulent boobies, mmmmm, boobies...... :wink:

Methinks ye were weaned too early and are incurably, psychologically as well as physically, addicted to the Tit. It's also a terminal condition.
My advice as a professional ameteur psychonaut is to generate enough money to own a Strip Club and at least you will die a happy, drunken sot, smothered by a pair o' triple Zs.

So, are breast implants supportive of RE theory? And, is there a measureble decrease in IQ of those exhibiting and/or of those viewing?

Can I get a grant to study this?

Methinks ye were weaned too early and are incurably, psychologically as well as physically, addicted to the Tit. It's also a terminal condition.
My advice as a professional ameteur psychonaut is to generate enough money to own a Strip Club and at least you will die a happy, drunken sot, smothered by a pair o' triple Zs.

So, are breast implants supportive of RE theory?

Can I get a grant to study this?

Does this terminal condition by any chance have anything to do with being male?

I'm really not sure how much support would be available for a pair of triple z's....coz i mean....c'mon...that would be ridiculous....

Never underestimate the power or excesses of post modern science.