Worlds Biggest Biceps **Update**

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Worlds Biggest Biceps **Update**
« on: September 13, 2012, 02:49:43 AM »
« Last Edit: September 19, 2012, 01:07:13 AM by Mr Pseudonym »
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2012, 02:51:53 AM »
...ew. And he actually thinks that doesn't look horribly deformed? Has nobody told him? Well, whatever makes him happy, I guess.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 03:15:16 AM »
Some poor tailor's getting a handful with this one.

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 03:25:29 AM »
That's not even steroids. That idiot has injected his arms with something called synthol.

scroll down my link
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ronharris8.htm

Its basically filling your arms up with oil. They aren't stronger, the oil goes everywhere and so symmetry is virtually impossible and they end up not looking like arms.

Quote from: http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ronharris8.htm
Synthol is composed of 85% medium-chain triglyceride oils (a fatty acid), 7.5% lidocaine (painkiller), and 7.5 5 benzyl alcohol. The preparation is injected deep into the muscle where it is encapsulated between the fascicles (bundles of muscle fibers) . With repeated injections, a larger volume of oil builds up inside the muscle, expanding its size like a balloon filling up with air.

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2012, 03:30:30 AM »
I thought you would post in this thread, and I'm not surprised it took you less than 1hour.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2012, 03:32:31 AM »
Fake or not, this just looks bad.

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2012, 03:59:04 AM »
Bodybuilders generally look bad.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2012, 04:01:56 AM »
Does he expect anyone to believe those are real?

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2012, 05:21:41 AM »
Does he expect anyone to believe those are real?

Apparently the Huffington Post already does.

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2012, 06:18:12 AM »
But the rest of him is relatively small, I mean, even the lower arm! How would you even excercise to increase your biceps and not remotely affect your shoulders or lower arms?

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2012, 06:34:03 AM »
It's bullshit, I know, but the Huffington Post has never shown good sense when it comes to publishing stories about health or science.

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2012, 06:44:56 AM »
They are real, in that they're really fucking big. As the comments say it's clearly just a vast amount of synthol, but that doesn't diminish the fact that synthol made them really really big.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2012, 06:46:35 AM »
But the rest of him is relatively small, I mean, even the lower arm! How would you even excercise to increase your biceps and not remotely affect your shoulders or lower arms?

And why would you only train your biceps...
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2012, 07:37:32 AM »
Popeye's biceps were like sticks.  It was his forearms that were freakishly huge.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2012, 08:12:36 AM »
Popeye's biceps were like sticks.  It was his forearms that were freakishly huge.
I KNOW.

fucking journalists can't get the fucking facts straight.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2012, 08:13:24 AM »
Bodybuilders generally look bad.
Not really. He's not a bodybuilder, just a retard.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2012, 08:16:55 AM »
Bodybuilders generally look bad.
Not really. He's not a bodybuilder, just a retard.
Bodybuilders Generally look bad.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2012, 08:25:24 AM »
Bodybuilders generally look bad.
Not really. He's not a bodybuilder, just a retard.

First page google results for bodybuilders does not show one person that looks in anyway better than extremely fucking misformed.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2012, 08:25:35 AM »
Those arms look like shit.  he should be ashamed regardless of the method he achieved to get them.  I wonder if he has trouble wiping his own ass.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2012, 08:27:09 AM »
Those arms look like shit.  he should be ashamed regardless of the method he achieved to get them.  I wonder if he has trouble wiping his own ass.
Who doesn't?
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2012, 08:32:37 AM »
Bodybuilders generally look bad.
Not really. He's not a bodybuilder, just a retard.

First page google results for bodybuilders does not show one person that looks in anyway better than extremely fucking misformed.




Competitive bodybuilders do so for competitions that reward, above all else, extremely high muscle mass and very little bodyfat. Actual aesthetics don't come into it until you deal with "fitness models". It's a gay name, yeah, but it's generally kinda gay.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2012, 09:03:23 AM »
Don't turn this into another lust thread for Thork.

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2012, 09:04:08 AM »
Neither of those guys look that strong, they just have very defined muscles.  Gross ones
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2012, 09:16:58 AM »
...ew. And he actually thinks that doesn't look horribly deformed? Has nobody told him? Well, whatever makes him happy, I guess.

You should be ashamed of yourself. Judging others for their life choices. Tisk tisk.

This is my favorite pic, lol.
http://www.bellenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Moustafa-Ismail-an-Egyptian-born-bodybuilder-has-just-had-his-31-inch-biceps-crowned-the-biggest-in-the-world1.jpg

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2012, 09:42:49 AM »
Bodybuilders generally look bad.
Not really. He's not a bodybuilder, just a retard.

First page google results for bodybuilders does not show one person that looks in anyway better than extremely fucking misformed.




Competitive bodybuilders do so for competitions that reward, above all else, extremely high muscle mass and very little bodyfat. Actual aesthetics don't come into it until you deal with "fitness models". It's a gay name, yeah, but it's generally kinda gay.

Thanks for prooving my point.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2012, 10:04:07 AM »
Does anyone else think that his arms don't look good, or am I the only one?

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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2012, 10:34:25 AM »
It's bullshit, I know, but the Huffington Post has never shown good sense when it comes to publishing stories about health or science.

HuffPo is only really good at pointing out celebrity sideboob.
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2012, 12:40:41 PM »


As the Url suggests, this guy's internet name is Zyzz. Zyzz died at the age of 22 from a massive heart attack.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8283698/sydney-bodybuilder-dies-in-thailand-sauna
Steroids rule.

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Sharky was an associate – and fan – of Aziz ”Zyzz” Shavershian, Australia’s No.1 bodybuilding pin-up who, at 22, suffered a fatal heart attack while holidaying in Bangkok last year. Sharky reveals that in the days before Zyzz’s death, he had asked him outright: ”What steroids are you taking in Bangkok?”
 
Zyzz had replied: ”Everything.”
 
”That’s when I warned him, ‘Slow down, man’. He was about to come to Pattaya and hang out with me. I had planned to talk with him some more once he’d arrived. But he never made it. Suddenly I was getting messages from friends and fans of his, telling me he’s dead.”

Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2012, 12:43:13 PM »
That's quite a terrible fate for such a young man. He should have gone the way of success that Mr Ismail followed.


Just look at those lovely proportions!
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Re: Worlds Biggest Biceps
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2012, 12:47:26 PM »

As the Url suggests, this guy's internet name is Zyzz. Zyzz died at the age of 22 from a massive heart attack.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8283698/sydney-bodybuilder-dies-in-thailand-sauna
Steroids rule.

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Sharky was an associate – and fan – of Aziz ”Zyzz” Shavershian, Australia’s No.1 bodybuilding pin-up who, at 22, suffered a fatal heart attack while holidaying in Bangkok last year. Sharky reveals that in the days before Zyzz’s death, he had asked him outright: ”What steroids are you taking in Bangkok?”
 
Zyzz had replied: ”Everything.”
 
”That’s when I warned him, ‘Slow down, man’. He was about to come to Pattaya and hang out with me. I had planned to talk with him some more once he’d arrived. But he never made it. Suddenly I was getting messages from friends and fans of his, telling me he’s dead.”

The second I saw this douche, I knew this post was coming. He and his brother are big over here.