werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!

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Re: werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!
« Reply #120 on: July 10, 2024, 07:04:09 PM »
I am in!

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Re: werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!
« Reply #121 on: July 15, 2024, 10:29:30 AM »
[I vote to lynch gotham]
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Re: werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!
« Reply #122 on: August 16, 2024, 03:08:02 AM »
Isn't it time to take this title down?

I think we should take this game down and make a new game, even if it's for 6-7 people. We must not let this dead game kill us any more. Just saying.
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Re: werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!
« Reply #123 on: August 16, 2024, 08:14:07 AM »
Perhaps.  But this game is now a legacy.  It is far and away the longest running signup for a werepenguin game.

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Re: werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!
« Reply #124 on: August 16, 2024, 08:24:49 AM »

I'm In!
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Re: werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!
« Reply #125 on: August 16, 2024, 10:09:27 AM »
[I vote to lynch the game]
Oh damnit, I just lost.
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Re: werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!
« Reply #126 on: August 16, 2024, 01:07:35 PM »
Let's do This!

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Re: werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!
« Reply #127 on: August 16, 2024, 01:46:16 PM »
SIGN ME UP.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #128 on: August 17, 2024, 04:19:20 AM »
A bright idea came to my mind. I don't think you're surprised by this, anyway.

I think we can start the game with a new narrator.

In this way, we will not have to cancel this game, which broke the record for the longest recording time in the world.
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« Reply #129 on: August 17, 2024, 06:12:31 AM »
I've been trying to get Jura to narrate for at least a year.
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Re: werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!
« Reply #130 on: August 17, 2024, 09:01:04 AM »
You are not alone.

[I vote to Jura be the new narrator]
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« Reply #131 on: August 17, 2024, 10:20:42 AM »
[I vote to lynch Jura]
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!
« Reply #132 on: August 17, 2024, 11:15:05 AM »
[I vote to narrate Jura]
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Re: werepenguin time? WEREPENGUIN TIME!
« Reply #133 on: August 19, 2024, 07:40:58 AM »
Don't know how I missed this attempt at press-ganging, I will have to have a moment to think if I can do this justice, if I do I think we have Gayer, Spacey, Wise and possibly Gotham, this could be the shortest longest game ever. Edit, and Crouts.
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« Reply #134 on: August 19, 2024, 11:42:38 AM »
If you do, wise might make you #1!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #135 on: August 19, 2024, 12:04:04 PM »
I am in.  And so are you.

Have no illusions, we are in charge, of making you in charge of us.

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« Reply #136 on: August 19, 2024, 12:44:13 PM »
If you do, wise might make you #1!

Been there seen it, done it, got the T-shirt and had a dancing girl emoji.

So that makes five, I either give you all god like powers, about 5 each so there is a flurry of activity and all that is left after night 1 is a smoking radioactive crater where this site used to be, or I give you 9 lives and we play this for ever.
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« Reply #137 on: August 19, 2024, 03:07:10 PM »
If you agree to narrate, we can go on an emailing campaign to get people to come back for it. We can take as long as we need to get people back on the forum.

I still talk to boydster now and then. He might know how to get in touch with Stash.

WHO ELSE?
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« Reply #138 on: August 19, 2024, 03:34:29 PM »
There's Pez.  Jane would be nice but she seems to have vanished.

Awkward, but Junker?
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« Reply #139 on: August 19, 2024, 04:38:56 PM »
I wonder what happened to NSS. He always played.
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« Reply #140 on: August 19, 2024, 05:26:14 PM »
We need to put pressure on Pez. He had last played it two or three years ago, but he didn't like some things about the game. It will be a little tiring and not pleasant, but we have to do it anyway.

Faded Mike is another possibility.

Smoke machine can be try.

Strangely enough I believe username can bring back the NSS.

I have no hope to stash, because It may have turned into something at the recycling facility.

Boydster can bring his non-Mundi friends once again. ;)

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« Reply #141 on: August 20, 2024, 02:35:53 AM »
There was a slow rhythmic pulsing that registered in the diaphragm more than the ears, a subsonic thrum like a leviathan’s heartbeat, for long years it had been that alone serving as the lullaby to the sleepers.

But a faint urgent call had reached the goliath’s electronic senses, and it stirred. Routines and sub-routines cascading through long frozen pathways checking and triangulating, seeking confirmations and authorisations that opened buried orders that few knew existed.

Lights flickered through frosted consols, and the thrum increased incrementally as the deep space tug The Nostrillo, hauling its vast refining cargo shifted course, initiating a week’s long procedure to thaw the craft safely.

And the dreamers slept on.
All bar one, but then they never dreamt, and the bone chilling cold did not bother them, it alone would be awake for the rendezvous and back in their pod when all surfaced to consciousness.

In space, no one can hear you squawk.
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« Reply #142 on: August 20, 2024, 01:38:14 PM »
I call Sigourney Weaver!
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« Reply #143 on: August 20, 2024, 07:48:18 PM »
Orsons have been called by Mark.
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« Reply #144 on: August 20, 2024, 09:32:13 PM »
There was a slow rhythmic pulsing that registered in the diaphragm more than the ears, a subsonic thrum like a leviathan’s heartbeat, for long years it had been that alone serving as the lullaby to the sleepers.

But a faint urgent call had reached the goliath’s electronic ears, and it stirred. Routines and sub-routines cascading through long frozen pathways checking and triangulating, seeking confirmations and authorisations that opened buried orders that few knew existed.

Lights flickered through frosted consols, and the thrum increased incrementally as the deep space tug The Nostrillo, hauling its vast refining cargo shifted course, initiating a week’s long procedure to thaw the craft safely.

And the dreamers slept on.
All bar one, but then they never dreamt, and the bone chilling cold did not bother them, it alone would be awake for the rendezvous and back in their pod when all surfaced to consciousness.

In space, no one can hear you squawk.

When are you going to write a sci-fi novel? You're more talented than you think.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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« Reply #145 on: August 20, 2024, 09:52:38 PM »
That's right.  And you're in it.  Sign up, bitch.
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« Reply #146 on: August 20, 2024, 11:29:24 PM »
Would it cheer you up?
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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« Reply #147 on: August 21, 2024, 12:00:47 AM »

It would cheer me, and i would write you such a story, be it a glorious win or a fitting death.
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« Reply #148 on: August 21, 2024, 12:39:57 AM »
Being in a story where Jura is the narrator is to be honored to be a part of a poetic life.
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« Reply #149 on: August 21, 2024, 12:45:21 AM »

It would cheer me, and i would write you such a story, be it a glorious win or a fitting death.

OK, for you, I'm in.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.