Women are attracted to FES shirts? Maybe I should get one.
Hipsters totally rustle my jimmies.
She may not be wearing those glasses out of choice. My local glasses store, for example, is now stocked almost entirely with those ridiculous clunky frames, with very few options for simple styles. I wouldn't be surprised if some stores now just assume that everyone who wears glasses is a hipster and wants an obnoxious frame, and therefore carry only those styles.