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I actually lol'd. Were I God, I'd have approved of atheism.

yes with out all these people praying all they time, He could sit back in His cloud and watch the Footy on Sundays... 

Maybe his ultimate goal for mankind was that we learn to depend on ourselves instead of a supernatural being that could probably care less about our insignificant little problems.  Who doesn't want to just be left alone from time to time?

Maybe his ultimate goal for mankind was that we learn to depend on ourselves instead of a supernatural being that could probably care less about our insignificant little problems.  Who doesn't want to just be left alone from time to time?

My husband claims to hate it.  I freaking love alone time.

Quote from: Wendy on January 07, 2009, 12:03:44 PM

I actually lol'd. Were I God, I'd have approved of atheism.

yes with out all these people praying all they time, He could sit back in His cloud and watch the Footy on Sundays... 

assuming he exists, isn't that what he does anyway?

I don't think so. God strikes me as more of a hockey or baseball guy.

I don't think so. God strikes me as more of a hockey or baseball guy.

God likes basketball.  The Devil told me so.

How do you know he wasn't lying? Because Shaq-Fu was a hit, and that can't happen without divine intervention. It's the same reason that nobody's noticed every incarnation of Mario is pretty much the same, and not very good, either.

How do you know he wasn't lying? Because Shaq-Fu was a hit, and that can't happen without divine intervention. It's the same reason that nobody's noticed every incarnation of Mario is pretty much the same, and not very good, either.

They bet on the games.  God doesn't do Mario, that's the Devil's work.  God does admit to helping the Shaq-Fu out... but only as a joke.

The Devil lie?

I just read this post, and I was so discusted by it that I didnt even bother to read everyone elses replies.
Since you are so filled with hate inside your self and can not respect others beliefs then you can just live with yourself. You will be questioned for your actions when you pass. Along with your words and thoughts. You should really think clearly, clear your words, clear your mind and clear your thoughts before speaking. Or in this case, typing.
You must be a child being taught that anything but your religion is evil and wrong. If you were smart, then maybe you should do more research and quit believe whatever it is your mind is being filled with. I will not return to this post to see your reply. This is a annoying post you ahve here and its not my job

I just read this post, and I was so discusted by it that I didnt even bother to read everyone elses replies.
Since you are so filled with hate inside your self and can not respect others beliefs then you can just live with yourself. You will be questioned for your actions when you pass. Along with your words and thoughts. You should really think clearly, clear your words, clear your mind and clear your thoughts before speaking. Or in this case, typing.
You must be a child being taught that anything but your religion is evil and wrong. If you were smart, then maybe you should do more research and quit believe whatever it is your mind is being filled with. I will not return to this post to see your reply. This is a annoying post you ahve here and its not my job

Who are you talking to?  Althalus?  The OP was a quote from Fundies Say The Darndest Things.  Althalus just likes to troll.

Quote from: BabyGirlLove on January 10, 2009, 03:43:00 PM

I just read this post, and I was so discusted by it that I didnt even bother to read everyone elses replies.
Since you are so filled with hate inside your self and can not respect others beliefs then you can just live with yourself. You will be questioned for your actions when you pass. Along with your words and thoughts. You should really think clearly, clear your words, clear your mind and clear your thoughts before speaking. Or in this case, typing.
You must be a child being taught that anything but your religion is evil and wrong. If you were smart, then maybe you should do more research and quit believe whatever it is your mind is being filled with. I will not return to this post to see your reply. This is a annoying post you ahve here and its not my job

Who are you talking to?  Althalus?  The OP was a quote from Fundies Say The Darndest Things.  Althalus just likes to troll.

He just said he is not looking at the reply. Can you tell if he is religious or Atheist? I can't.

I just read this post, and I was so discusted by it that I didnt even bother to read everyone elses replies.
Since you are so filled with hate inside your self and can not respect others beliefs then you can just live with yourself. You will be questioned for your actions when you pass. Along with your words and thoughts. You should really think clearly, clear your words, clear your mind and clear your thoughts before speaking. Or in this case, typing.
You must be a child being taught that anything but your religion is evil and wrong. If you were smart, then maybe you should do more research and quit believe whatever it is your mind is being filled with. I will not return to this post to see your reply. This is a annoying post you ahve here and its not my job

I only read the first sentence of this post, then didn't boether to read your other proceeding sentences.

LURK MOAR.

Want Althy back 

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on January 13, 2009, 03:18:19 PM

Quote from: BabyGirlLove on January 10, 2009, 03:43:00 PM

I just read this post, and I was so discusted by it that I didnt even bother to read everyone elses replies.
Since you are so filled with hate inside your self and can not respect others beliefs then you can just live with yourself. You will be questioned for your actions when you pass. Along with your words and thoughts. You should really think clearly, clear your words, clear your mind and clear your thoughts before speaking. Or in this case, typing.
You must be a child being taught that anything but your religion is evil and wrong. If you were smart, then maybe you should do more research and quit believe whatever it is your mind is being filled with. I will not return to this post to see your reply. This is a annoying post you ahve here and its not my job

Who are you talking to?  Althalus?  The OP was a quote from Fundies Say The Darndest Things.  Althalus just likes to troll.

He just said he is not looking at the reply. Can you tell if he is religious or Atheist? I can't.

Im a She

Quote from: KingMan on January 13, 2009, 03:23:58 PM

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on January 13, 2009, 03:18:19 PM

Quote from: BabyGirlLove on January 10, 2009, 03:43:00 PM

I just read this post, and I was so discusted by it that I didnt even bother to read everyone elses replies.
Since you are so filled with hate inside your self and can not respect others beliefs then you can just live with yourself. You will be questioned for your actions when you pass. Along with your words and thoughts. You should really think clearly, clear your words, clear your mind and clear your thoughts before speaking. Or in this case, typing.
You must be a child being taught that anything but your religion is evil and wrong. If you were smart, then maybe you should do more research and quit believe whatever it is your mind is being filled with. I will not return to this post to see your reply. This is a annoying post you ahve here and its not my job

Who are you talking to?  Althalus?  The OP was a quote from Fundies Say The Darndest Things.  Althalus just likes to troll.

He just said he is not looking at the reply. Can you tell if he is religious or Atheist? I can't.

Im a She

whoops, sorry

Quote from: KingMan on January 13, 2009, 03:23:58 PM

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on January 13, 2009, 03:18:19 PM

Quote from: BabyGirlLove on January 10, 2009, 03:43:00 PM

I just read this post, and I was so discusted by it that I didnt even bother to read everyone elses replies.
Since you are so filled with hate inside your self and can not respect others beliefs then you can just live with yourself. You will be questioned for your actions when you pass. Along with your words and thoughts. You should really think clearly, clear your words, clear your mind and clear your thoughts before speaking. Or in this case, typing.
You must be a child being taught that anything but your religion is evil and wrong. If you were smart, then maybe you should do more research and quit believe whatever it is your mind is being filled with. I will not return to this post to see your reply. This is a annoying post you ahve here and its not my job

Who are you talking to?  Althalus?  The OP was a quote from Fundies Say The Darndest Things.  Althalus just likes to troll.

He just said he is not looking at the reply. Can you tell if he is religious or Atheist? I can't.

Im a She

Seeing as you are reading your replies, could you please tell us whom your post was directed at?

EDIT: Whoops, made a mistake there.  Fix'd.

Quote from: BabyGirlLove on January 13, 2009, 04:05:55 PM

Quote from: KingMan on January 13, 2009, 03:23:58 PM

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on January 13, 2009, 03:18:19 PM

Quote from: BabyGirlLove on January 10, 2009, 03:43:00 PM

I just read this post, and I was so discusted by it that I didnt even bother to read everyone elses replies.
Since you are so filled with hate inside your self and can not respect others beliefs then you can just live with yourself. You will be questioned for your actions when you pass. Along with your words and thoughts. You should really think clearly, clear your words, clear your mind and clear your thoughts before speaking. Or in this case, typing.
You must be a child being taught that anything but your religion is evil and wrong. If you were smart, then maybe you should do more research and quit believe whatever it is your mind is being filled with. I will not return to this post to see your reply. This is a annoying post you ahve here and its not my job

Seeing as you are reading your replies, could you please tell us whom your post was directed at?
Who are you talking to?  Althalus?  The OP was a quote from Fundies Say The Darndest Things.  Althalus just likes to troll.

He just said he is not looking at the reply. Can you tell if he is religious or Atheist? I can't.

Im a She

I just read this post, and I was so discusted by it that I didnt even bother to read everyone elses replies

To the original poster

Yeah, Althalus was a dick.

Quote from: KingMan on January 13, 2009, 03:23:58 PM

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on January 13, 2009, 03:18:19 PM

Quote from: BabyGirlLove on January 10, 2009, 03:43:00 PM

I just read this post, and I was so discusted by it that I didnt even bother to read everyone elses replies.
Since you are so filled with hate inside your self and can not respect others beliefs then you can just live with yourself. You will be questioned for your actions when you pass. Along with your words and thoughts. You should really think clearly, clear your words, clear your mind and clear your thoughts before speaking. Or in this case, typing.
You must be a child being taught that anything but your religion is evil and wrong. If you were smart, then maybe you should do more research and quit believe whatever it is your mind is being filled with. I will not return to this post to see your reply. This is a annoying post you ahve here and its not my job

Who are you talking to?  Althalus?  The OP was a quote from Fundies Say The Darndest Things.  Althalus just likes to troll.

He just said he is not looking at the reply. Can you tell if he is religious or Atheist? I can't.

Im a She

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yeah, Althalus was a dick.

Quote from: BabyGirlLove on January 13, 2009, 04:05:55 PM

Quote from: KingMan on January 13, 2009, 03:23:58 PM

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on January 13, 2009, 03:18:19 PM

Quote from: BabyGirlLove on January 10, 2009, 03:43:00 PM

I just read this post, and I was so discusted by it that I didnt even bother to read everyone elses replies.
Since you are so filled with hate inside your self and can not respect others beliefs then you can just live with yourself. You will be questioned for your actions when you pass. Along with your words and thoughts. You should really think clearly, clear your words, clear your mind and clear your thoughts before speaking. Or in this case, typing.
You must be a child being taught that anything but your religion is evil and wrong. If you were smart, then maybe you should do more research and quit believe whatever it is your mind is being filled with. I will not return to this post to see your reply. This is a annoying post you ahve here and its not my job

Who are you talking to?  Althalus?  The OP was a quote from Fundies Say The Darndest Things.  Althalus just likes to troll.

He just said he is not looking at the reply. Can you tell if he is religious or Atheist? I can't.

Im a She

[]TITS
or
[]GTFO

fixed

Seeing as you are reading your replies, could you please tell us whom your post was directed at?

To the original poster

Really? I thought it was rather funny at the time.

So, to get back to the scenario posted in the first post, is there anyone here who disagrees with me when I say that this might be any group of people, provided the circumstances were the right(or should I say wrong) ones?

So, to get back to the scenario posted in the first post, is there anyone here who disagrees with me when I say that this might be any group of people, provided the circumstances were the right(or should I say wrong) ones?

It could be.  I don't see how it relates to atheism at all.

Quote from: Wendy on January 16, 2009, 03:07:18 PM

So, to get back to the scenario posted in the first post, is there anyone here who disagrees with me when I say that this might be any group of people, provided the circumstances were the right(or should I say wrong) ones?

It could be.  I don't see how it relates to atheism at all.

it doesn't really, but it was still funny.

I agree.

I agree.

It's about time we agreed on something.

I guess we'd agree more if your opinions weren't so retarted all the time.

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

Obvious troll is obvious.

Gone troll is gone.

I guess we'd agree more if your opinions weren't so retarted all the time.

Right back atcha.

i'm an atheist that believes in killing christians! i mean they think they're going to heaven anyway right? so i'm, like, doing them a favour, no? they all seriously LOVE being persecuted (to the point where they will wee it even if it isn't happening!) i'm not all just talking about shooting them or anything boring like that (boring! i live in the UK a gunshot wound would be the most exiting thing i've seen in ages!) but if you know your history you'll know that the romans devides many very entertaining ways of offing your 'crazy' monotheist. why not update this for the modern era?