The Flat Earth Society
Other Discussion Boards => The Lounge => Topic started by: spanner34.5 on February 14, 2011, 05:10:53 AM
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John Davis
To all those that don't know, I'm have a kid with my awesome girlfriend Margaux. Its a boy due June 4.
I found this on Feckbook.
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Congrats.
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Margaux.
Sounds foreign to me. Have you had her checked? You don't want the kid coming out foreign too.
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Grats John!
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Congrats.
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Why are you congratulating him? She's the one that has the hard part.
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You ain't got a girlfriend right Markjo?
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You have fighter sperm, sir. Congratulations on your healthy testes.
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Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
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You ain't got a girlfriend right Markjo?
Irrelevant. The guy does 2 minutes worth of work while the girl has to do 9 months, plus delivering the baby, plus taking care of it for the next 18 years or so.
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Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???
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Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???
Doesn't the women also do that? I forget, whose nipples does the baby like?
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CONGLATURATION!
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Why are you congratulating him? She's the one that has the hard part.
that is why we are congratulating him... I don't see why you are confused.
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Thanks
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Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???
Why should he? ???
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uh..I don't know... Love, responsability, paternal instinct, will to educate and breed a healthy child...
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You haven't changed very many messy diapers or gotten baby vomit all over you, have you? Also, let's not forget the terrible twos.
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My youngest is 3 tomorrow. Only sems like yesterday when my mrs was pushing her out of her spam purse.
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You haven't changed very many messy diapers or gotten baby vomit all over you, have you? Also, let's not forget the terrible twos.
Nope, not at all. but having a kid is something I really wish right now.
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changing nappies isn't that bad
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I'm have
Haha.
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changing nappies isn't that bad
Wait another two years.
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this girl better be potty trained by then
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Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
I don't believe in the conspiracy. I wouldn't indoctrinate my child with flat earth theories anymore than I would round earth theories or catholicism.
For as long as you've been here you sure don't understand a key underlying message of this site or why globularism is a bad thing; but that's ok, you just sit there and tough guy internet it up. That seems to be working great for you, at least in the realm of properly functioning social skills.
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Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
I don't believe in the conspiracy. I wouldn't indoctrinate my child with flat earth theories anymore than I would round earth theories or catholicism.
For as long as you've been here you sure don't understand a key underlying message of this site or why globularism is a bad thing; but that's ok, you just sit there and tough guy internet it up. That seems to be working great for you, at least in the realm of properly functioning social skills.
If you don't believe in the conspiracy then how do you justify the Earth being flat?
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Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
I don't believe in the conspiracy. I wouldn't indoctrinate my child with flat earth theories anymore than I would round earth theories or catholicism.
For as long as you've been here you sure don't understand a key underlying message of this site or why globularism is a bad thing; but that's ok, you just sit there and tough guy internet it up. That seems to be working great for you, at least in the realm of properly functioning social skills.
If you don't believe in the conspiracy then how do you justify the Earth being flat?
People are stupid and/or ignorant. Of course thats the foundation of any scientific or zetetic inquiry.
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Margaux.
Sounds foreign to me. Have you had her checked? You don't want the kid coming out foreign too.
She is.
Doesn't the man take care of the baby too once it is born???
Why should he? ???
As I work at home and my girlfriend no longer does; I will most likely be taking care of my child the majority of the time.
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If you don't believe in the conspiracy, how do you explain
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/The_Earth_seen_from_Apollo_17.jpg/599px-The_Earth_seen_from_Apollo_17.jpg)
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Take you FE debates to the appropriate forums. This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
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Congraturation. Make sure he knows about the conspiracy nice and young so he can tell all of his school friends and teachers. I'd see it as a character building endeavor because kids already get beat up in school and come out tough. If he tells his classmates about how the Earth is flat he'll probably get twice the dose of beating and come out even tougher, not to mention the mental fortitude he'll have after being called a nutjob and a psycho. Or you could just homeschool him and indoctrinate him as you please so when he gets to college he's so shut in and messed up that he doesn't have the social skills to function properly.
I don't believe in the conspiracy. I wouldn't indoctrinate my child with flat earth theories anymore than I would round earth theories or catholicism.
For as long as you've been here you sure don't understand a key underlying message of this site or why globularism is a bad thing; but that's ok, you just sit there and tough guy internet it up. That seems to be working great for you, at least in the realm of properly functioning social skills.
John , How can you believe FET and not believe in the conspiracy...If the earth is flat, how can NASA send people in orbit , to the moon. If they really did these things the earth is round. If they didn't do these things they are lying, and therefore conspiring.
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Take you conspiracy debates to the appropriate forums. This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
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If you don't believe in the conspiracy, how do you explain
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/The_Earth_seen_from_Apollo_17.jpg/599px-The_Earth_seen_from_Apollo_17.jpg)
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How do you explain Africa?! Well, it is God's country, and He can have it. [/groucho]
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So many questions.
Like the variance in gravity.
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Take you conspiracy debates to the appropriate forums. This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Please do not memberate in the serious forums or I will issue a 100 day bam.
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Take you conspiracy debates to the appropriate forums. This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Please do not memberate in the serious forums or I will issue a 100 day bam.
What a classic FES meme.
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Please do not memberate in the serious forums or I will issue a 100 day bam.
Take your membrating to the appropriate forum. This thread is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
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Take you conspiracy debates to the appropriate forums. This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Please do not memberate in the serious forums or I will issue a 100 day bam.
If I catch you memberating again I'll give you another ban.
Take you conspiracy debates to the appropriate forums. This forum is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Thank you marjo, much appreciated.
And yes, please folks, if you wish to talk about FET simply venture to the appropriate forum or thread or send me a private message.
To resolve this issue quickly however, I believe that the space medium drastically alters the path light travels.
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oh I failed hard. I read markjo's comment and thought it was tongue and cheek and didn't realize this was the lounge.
Congrats man.
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Take your membrating to the appropriate forum. This thread is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Reported for memberating.
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Take your membrating to the appropriate forum. This thread is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Reported for memberating.
Oioioioi it's ON now
congrats to John!
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Take your membrating to the appropriate forum. This thread is dedicated to John's contribution to world over population.
Reported for memberating.
Funny that you should mention that. 8)