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Title: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Moment
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on May 31, 2007, 12:20:17 AM: Why would you do this? (http://kotaku.com/gaming/i.ve-never-felt-this-way-before/dance-dirty-with-me-264080.php)

Why would ANYONE on the FACE OF THE PLANET even THINK about making this game? Honestly, I'm speechless. It's not that Dirty Dancing was awful, but...REALLY?! Jesus fucking Christ. The gaming world is turning into a pile of mush. Next thing you know, EA Games will be making a Titanic movie (please, dear lord, don't take that as a suggestion).

~D-Draw
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Moment
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on May 31, 2007, 12:41:04 AM: That's hilarious! You know it's gonna be worse than the ET game and they're gonna have to bury the DD game somewhere in the Nevada desert.

Pride and Pejudice, the game, anyone? Hello? I know you're out there, I can feel your scorn
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Moment
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 31, 2007, 12:41:52 AM: I'd play it
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Mome
Post by: TheEngineer on May 31, 2007, 12:45:32 AM: OMG! THEY FINALLY MADE IT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO WAIT SO LONG TO ACT OUT MY DEEPEST DANCING DESIRES!
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Mome
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 31, 2007, 12:47:13 AM: Quote from: TheEngineer on May 31, 2007, 12:45:32 AM
OMG! THEY FINALLY MADE IT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO WAIT SO LONG TO ACT OUT MY DEEPEST DANCING DESIRES!

You know I'm going to nominate this in the hope that someone didn't read this thread..
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Moment
Post by: Nomad on May 31, 2007, 12:49:13 AM: I bet the Japs are making it, right?
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Mome
Post by: TheEngineer on May 31, 2007, 01:00:02 AM: Quote from: Gayer loves Marie on May 31, 2007, 12:47:13 AM
Quote from: TheEngineer on May 31, 2007, 12:45:32 AM
OMG! THEY FINALLY MADE IT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO WAIT SO LONG TO ACT OUT MY DEEPEST DANCING DESIRES!

You know I'm going to nominate this in the hope that someone didn't read this thread..
I guess it's a good thing I didn't add the part in about wanting John to hold me. I figured that was just a bit too gay.
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Moment
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 31, 2007, 01:01:00 AM: Damnit, why didn't you add that part in?!
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Mome
Post by: Midnight on May 31, 2007, 01:48:32 AM: They already made a Titanic Game. It was a clickfest like Myst. It was also multiplayer.
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Moment
Post by: Nomad on May 31, 2007, 05:18:37 AM: We should make an team-based action game based on Titanic. It could be like counterstrike, but with icebergs and oceanliners.
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Mome
Post by: Midnight on May 31, 2007, 06:16:36 AM: Quote from: Nomad on May 31, 2007, 05:18:37 AM
We should make an team-based action game based on Titanic. It could be like counterstrike, but with icebergs and oceanliners.

Ill make it in flash ;D
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Mome
Post by: Wendy on May 31, 2007, 02:36:45 PM: You know what would really, REALLY suck? A game based off of Deep Throat. Yeah. That would suck alot.
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Mome
Post by: Agent_0042 on May 31, 2007, 02:37:44 PM: Quote from: TheEngineer on May 31, 2007, 01:00:02 AM
I guess it's a good thing I didn't add the part in about wanting John to hold me. I figured that was just a bit too gay.
I'll nominate that part too. ;D
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Moment
Post by: Ashantai on May 31, 2007, 09:42:25 PM: Hey, don't forget they once made Bible Adventures on SNES. I never played it, but my friend was given it by some religious uncle. It hurt to look at.

Funny though to see baby Moses getting eaten by carniverous flowers.
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Moment
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on June 01, 2007, 05:58:16 AM: There was a Bible game on GBA too :D

The Bible battles could make an awesome RTS, it could be split into campaighns and the final battle could be the battle for heaven with millions of angels and demons.

Or like Star Wars battlefront.
Title: Re: Pardon Me While I Drop to My Knees and Sob Before the Gaming Gods for a Moment
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on June 01, 2007, 08:55:05 AM: There's Left Behind. I laugh every time I see that game. Mainly because on the inside cover, they have all these..."reviews" of the game. And one of them is from Concerned Women of America. Yeah, because I'm a hardcore gamer and I always take my advice from them, right? The other ones aren't even from gaming magazines or anything either, they're from like churches and stuff. Like, how would that make me want to buy the game?

~D-Draw