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The Lounge / Re: NASA Agent is dead

« on: June 13, 2007, 10:13:34 PM »

-pops a 12 gauge shell in the cieling-

Next fucker who takes another step towards me gets blasted nigga!

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Flat Earth Debate / For Tom Bishop 2 (not locked)

« on: June 13, 2007, 09:59:57 PM »

Dear Big Tuna*

The Earth is round. And I have EPIC background music to prove it:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/c/2/0c2eae5cc7246e08438ab536fdfd493d.wav

If the Earth is flat, I doubt there would be any background music.

NOTE: This theory makes more sense than all the FAQ combined with Big Tuna's knowledge. Sorry TB.


*Big Tuna is long for BT which is TB spelled backwards which is Tom Bishop's nickname (handle if you will) for the cool kids' table during the Turkey Dinner come Thanksgiving Time. So congratulations Big Tuna, you've earned a folding chair next to me at the Adult Table.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Earth Isn't Flat 2 (Proof Included)

« on: June 13, 2007, 09:56:14 PM »

CIRUCMNAVIGATION REQUIRES 360 degrees of travel. On a plane, you can only achieve 180. Circumnavigation is impossible.

360 degrees is just a circle, you do know that right?

Second, circumnavigation is defined as:

1.   to sail or fly around; make the circuit of by navigation: to circumnavigate the earth.
2.   to go or maneuver around: to circumnavigate the heavy downtown traffic.

The 2nd one can still apply so please don't say it's impossible, that's incorrect.

Captain Grammar Nazi over here when did you become the Hilter Youth of Dictionary.com?

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The Lounge / Re: Tom Bishop is dead

« on: June 12, 2007, 11:07:06 PM »

You like the picture of the Earth giving me a blow job do you?

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Earth Isn't Flat 2 (Proof Included)

« on: June 12, 2007, 11:05:52 PM »

By traveling along the equator in a big circle always facing East?

What did you get a Masters in Stupidity at South Harmon Institute of Technology? Yes along the Equator, and I don't really give a flying Jew on a bicycle which way you go. Pick a direction and just head that way until you get to the same spot again. Use a GPS that doesn't work on a flat Earth to find your way back home.

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The Lounge / Re: Who will join me?

« on: June 12, 2007, 11:00:41 PM »

I will kill you all.  Even Jesus.

Jesus has respawn powers you Jew. Also awesome third person talking skills. The Romans tried that trick awhile back remember? The whole erm... Crucifixion thing? Came back didn't I? And what did I do? Pranked humanity 7 times over with the plagues. Believe you guys call that these days "WTF PWND?"

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Flat Earth Q&A / For Tom Bishop

« on: June 12, 2007, 10:35:04 PM »

Dear Big Tuna*

The Earth is round. And I have EPIC background music to prove it:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/c/2/0c2eae5cc7246e08438ab536fdfd493d.wav

If the Earth is flat, I doubt there would be any background music.

NOTE: This theory makes more sense than all the FAQ combined with Big Tuna's knowledge. Sorry TB.


*Big Tuna is long for BT which is TB spelled backwards which is Tom Bishop's nickname (handle if you will) for the cool kids' table during the Turkey Dinner come Thanksgiving Time. So congratulations Big Tuna, you've earned a folding chair next to me at the Adult Table.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Why Flath earth?

« on: June 12, 2007, 07:02:10 PM »

Or really they don't care because they're too busy actually doing the space thing... Like orbiting... And things of that nature.

OH TB, reminds me QUESTION:

What do you think of Newton?

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Earth Isn't Flat 2 (Proof Included)

« on: June 12, 2007, 06:55:06 PM »

Okay 2nd test for those of you you who just dont get it:

Back to the paper, put a wall in the center of the paper you cannot go any further. CIRUCMNAVIGATION REQUIRES 360 degrees of travel. On a plane, you can only achieve 180. Circumnavigation is impossible.

Esplain how you can circle the Earth many times over without flying backwards?

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Umm....I beleive the earth is round...2 simple reasons

« on: June 12, 2007, 06:52:27 PM »

ow chika bow wow.... curveature baby right at the beginning and towrds the beginning of the jump

It's a blatant fake. You can see where it's been edited, even using the same footage twice in some places. Plus, in some shots, the camera is held steadily only a few feet above the diver. How is this possible if the guy's really falling through the air? The very first shot is quite clearly film of a still image too, rather than film of an actual view. This was filmed in a studio.

I was a film major back in the day, I can tell you without a doubt this is real.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Umm....I beleive the earth is round...2 simple reasons

« on: June 12, 2007, 05:16:18 PM »

I heard that you havent been in space???

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: What I don't Understand

« on: June 12, 2007, 05:02:25 PM »

So uh, hey guys when are we gonna start talking about how "The Matrix" is spot on? Seriously you little guys are biologiocal batteries. Just need a good way to plug y'all in.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: The Bible Is Bullshit

« on: June 12, 2007, 05:00:06 PM »

To the topic response gonna go with a Yes.

Its not like my Autobiography. Thats what happens when you when a few jews get drunk with a pen. That's all I've got to say about that. I mean they got the jist of it down. But they embellished a little...

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The Lounge / Re: Tom Bishop is dead

« on: June 12, 2007, 04:43:35 PM »

I am not dead.

DAMNIT GO TO SPACE TOM! And don't come back until you have!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Who's in charge? - RE seeks FE to interview...

« on: June 12, 2007, 04:39:07 PM »

I don't think anyone wants to lead this. To claim your in charge of such shite would be almost as bad as trying to be me when the Romans were pissy. They'll crucify you and unlike me you won't have respawn.

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The Lounge / Re: Who will join me?

« on: June 12, 2007, 04:34:52 PM »

I'm just under the general consensus the Human Race has failed at life. Expect a stray comet in a few 100 years to obliterate this crappy planet. Or I could always just do the whole "Ark Thing" with space... Nah that would be too cliche.

Er, you're supposed to be Jesus not God.

Father Son bonding is a great thing. Plus he's getting too old for this shit. Time for me to take over the family business. I'm done with doing "customer service"

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Earth Isn't Flat 2 (Proof Included)

« on: June 12, 2007, 04:28:42 PM »

I've never seen such birdwalking in my entire life....

Simple as this gentleman, based on the "FAQ" as well as the common sense of shapes.

Lets say theoretically the world is flat. You cannot circumnavigate a plane (flat surface). Correct? And the 150' Ice Wall (God forbid it stops a plane with its trembling heights), would impede further travel.

However this is not true, this is false. You can go AROUND a sphere. Yes there's a pun in what I just said, deal with it, I'm not here to do any favors for anyone.

DO AT HOME EXERIMENT!

Get a globe, and a peice of paper. Set them side by side. The Globe represents, RE, the paper FE. Slide your finger along the globe. Select any one point and move the globe around sliding your finger around it until you come back to the point you've selected (circumnavigation). Do the same thing on a sheet of paper. Once your finger has slid of the piece of paper your journey ends.

So when you guys decide to finally man up and go on that expedition to the End of the World. You give me a call. Until then accept the world is round and please do not procreate.

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The Lounge / Re: Who will join me?

« on: June 12, 2007, 03:54:37 PM »

I'm just under the general consensus the Human Race has failed at life. Expect a stray comet in a few 100 years to obliterate this crappy planet. Or I could always just do the whole "Ark Thing" with space... Nah that would be too cliche.

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The Lounge / Re: Who will join me?

« on: June 12, 2007, 03:51:50 PM »

Having come from Huntsville, Alabama, aka the Rocket City, I know alot of NASA employees.

1. It'll take damn near 10 years to get whatever it is (including killing someone) done, and you'd still have to subcontract the job out.

2. There'd be a 2 year overrun on the schedule.

3. It still wouldn't operate as intended.

4. Senator so-in-so would demand it be done in his area. There would be a congression battle.

5. It would end over budget and cancelled.

In the end it would be cheaper to give him a free flight into outerspace.

Agreed.

If we can send a gay pop star into space, sending Tom into space to shut him up wouldn't be a bad idea.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: EARTH ISN'T FLAT

« on: June 12, 2007, 03:28:54 PM »

After you have recallibrated the kinnetiscope, and programmed the graphic modulator for the mass spectrometer you may initiate the start of the conductive enegry converters to power the negative space discombobulator but only after there is a tear in the space time continum. ONLY THEN, can you have a FLAT EARTH.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Tom Bishop vs. FE Canon

« on: June 12, 2007, 03:27:20 PM »

lol 89 is for the Angel Sex my son. Pimpin' ain't easy.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Tom Bishop vs. FE Canon

« on: June 12, 2007, 03:09:27 PM »

Fantastic, and I'm still Jesus.   

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Conspiracy propaganda and shenanigans in the first degree

« on: June 12, 2007, 03:00:35 PM »

I'm wearing mine. I think you should too.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Tom Bishop vs. FE Canon

« on: June 11, 2007, 10:05:17 AM »

I'll take my Victory Lap now. Thanks for playing assclowns.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: Tom Bishop vs. FE Canon

« on: June 10, 2007, 02:07:35 PM »

The Sun 'orbits' at an altitude of 700 miles

Tom stated these a few times in some D&D threads, in response to some posts I made about it. He says Rowbotham's calculations give us this figure...


WAIT WAIT WAIT, I HAVE IT! I HAVE IT! THIS DISPROVES EVERYTHING!!!

SCORE! I"VE DONE IT!:

Explain why the sun does not burn us if its only 700 miles? If the temperature can be proven by thermal imaging from the ground why does the sun not burn us at 700mi? It would burn us alive due to the temperature proven FROM the ground by non-NASA officials. It is roughly 27,000,000 degrees Farenhiet. Now given that this is a UNDISPUTABLE FACT that the sun is this hot. So under the current situation the sun at 700mi would destroy all life as well as melt any ice wall (or any ice for that matter) clouds would evaporate and ther would be no watter, we would be essentially a scorth peice of black rock with zero atmosphere.

Why this works:

Simple princicple. You can test it at home. Build a fire. Move your hand closer to the flame, eventually it will get burned. Apply this simple common sense to a "flame" 27,000,000 F and the range of that "danger zone" increases TREMENDOUSLY. This is a simple principle to understand.

RE 1 FE 0

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Satellites/Conspiracy

« on: June 10, 2007, 01:21:39 PM »

Many people say money, but how are they getting all this "conspiracy money" anyways?

NASA's budget is $16 700 000 000 this year, so, the government.

Because your a NASA accountant?

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Re: The Clitorus: Nature's Rubicks Cube

« on: June 10, 2007, 01:17:20 PM »

Amazing.

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Earth Isn't Flat 2 (Proof Included)

« on: June 09, 2007, 11:12:10 PM »

Do i need to pull the short bus over and separate you too?

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Flat Earth Debate / Re: Lets talk again about gravity

« on: June 09, 2007, 11:11:01 PM »

Just gonna say, someone call me when you're done BSing each other and we get some people with Ph.D's in here rather than hobbyists.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Re: EARTH ISN'T FLAT

« on: June 09, 2007, 09:44:04 AM »

You dont deserve my efforts for good grammar. Therefore you get my 2nd hand thots.