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Flat Earth Debate / For Tom Bishop 2 (not locked)

« on: June 13, 2007, 09:59:57 PM »

Dear Big Tuna*

The Earth is round. And I have EPIC background music to prove it:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/c/2/0c2eae5cc7246e08438ab536fdfd493d.wav

If the Earth is flat, I doubt there would be any background music.

NOTE: This theory makes more sense than all the FAQ combined with Big Tuna's knowledge. Sorry TB.


*Big Tuna is long for BT which is TB spelled backwards which is Tom Bishop's nickname (handle if you will) for the cool kids' table during the Turkey Dinner come Thanksgiving Time. So congratulations Big Tuna, you've earned a folding chair next to me at the Adult Table.

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Flat Earth Q&A / For Tom Bishop

« on: June 12, 2007, 10:35:04 PM »

Dear Big Tuna*

The Earth is round. And I have EPIC background music to prove it:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/c/2/0c2eae5cc7246e08438ab536fdfd493d.wav

If the Earth is flat, I doubt there would be any background music.

NOTE: This theory makes more sense than all the FAQ combined with Big Tuna's knowledge. Sorry TB.


*Big Tuna is long for BT which is TB spelled backwards which is Tom Bishop's nickname (handle if you will) for the cool kids' table during the Turkey Dinner come Thanksgiving Time. So congratulations Big Tuna, you've earned a folding chair next to me at the Adult Table.

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Flat Earth Debate / Earth Isn't Flat 2 (Proof Included)

« on: June 09, 2007, 05:56:00 AM »

Allright since some of you are still under the brainwashed cult assumtion the Earth is flat, would one of your brainiacs wanna tell me how Circumnavigation works? If the Earth was indeed flat, (which it is is not), then theoretically it would not be possible, there would only be a point A, and point B. Cirumnavigation has been documented MULTIPLE TIMES. Enough times tha you cannot possibly dismiss it as a "conspiracry." This whole, "FE" bs, this is a conspiracy. Might I add that current global communication systems would be impossible without low-orbit and high-orbit Satelites. Would someone please would like to explain to me how thing's like Satelite Television and things of that nature work if sustained space flight is impossible? Like I said to deny the existance of sustained space orbit essentially means you don't belive in physics. (Proven the world over in high school physics classes the world over)

I am begining to believe that you FE Belivers were huffing paint instead of paying attention in physics.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / The Clitorus: Nature's Rubicks Cube

« on: June 08, 2007, 05:21:13 PM »

Anyone care to poke a "stick" at this one?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Area-51

« on: June 08, 2007, 03:13:04 PM »

So I was curious if the same lot of you were looking into the Aliens at Area-51 as well? Definitely some "cool shit" if you will, going down in Hangar B...

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Flat Earth Debate / NASA?

« on: June 08, 2007, 03:06:07 PM »

Curious, if the Earth is flat why is it the people of the United States of America (or what not) are investing billions (that's with a B) researching planets, orbit, and well space... These are generally accepted terms developed by "smart cookies" as my father calls them; people with Ph.Ds in fields like Astrophysics and things of that general "uber intelligence"

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Flat Earth Q&A / EARTH ISN'T FLAT

« on: June 08, 2007, 02:37:35 PM »

Allright folks, been watching you for awhile. Just thought I'd clear things up for everyone. I really don't want to make this any harder than it is, but I'll just say it:

The Earth is round folks... Being I designed it and all. Got the idea bowling actually... But really let's be fair here. Trust the folks called scientists, I made them intelligent for a reason as so they could describe to you "how stuff works" because well, frankly I'm a lazy diety, and pimping Angels takes alot of my time. (Hey people in Heaven need lovin too folks). But getting straight to the point:

This is a cease an assit letter from "the guy upstairs" el Padre if you will, in the interests of possibly saving your own humility... Accept the fact the Earth is round, and move on to things like Gardening, and Stamp Collecting, both legitamate hobbies that don't make you sound crazy.

Sorry if I sound a little frustrated, but last time I was doing the mortal thing, the Romans decided to play "pin the tail on the Jesus" and that wasn't too cool... Despite the fact I came back... Anyway *deep breath* I'll be around for awhile to take questions.

PS: Nice job humanity, you've created a paradox with the internet.