I am now the eighth highest poster on FES

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2008, 09:54:54 PM »
At current average rates, Osama will surpass Gayer in 2690 days or 7.36 years.

That calculation isn't valid. The time for which the site was down in July constitutes a larger proportion of the time I have been a member here than it does Gayer.

Alright, I'll fix it.  Taking into account the site was down for about 27 days and assuming average posting rates, you will pass Gayer in 899 days or 2.46 years.

Also, your adjusted posting rate is 80.641 posts per day.  That means you post every 18 minutes.  WTF?

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2008, 09:55:55 PM »
My posts per day have gone down so much :(
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2008, 09:56:44 PM »
At current average rates, Osama will surpass Gayer in 2690 days or 7.36 years.

That calculation isn't valid. The time for which the site was down in July constitutes a larger proportion of the time I have been a member here than it does Gayer.

Alright, I'll fix it.  Taking into account the site was down for about 27 days and assuming average posting rates, you will pass Gayer in 899 days or 2.46 years.

Also, your adjusted posting rate is 80.641 posts per day.  That means you post every 18 minutes.  WTF?

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2008, 09:56:50 PM »
Why must people give me a bad name? :(

Because you're a whore?  ???
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2008, 09:57:35 PM »
My posts per day have gone down so much :(

So have mine.  It's like FES isn't even a priority anymore.  :(
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2008, 09:58:59 PM »
Why must people give me a bad name? :(

Because you're a whore?  ???

 >:(

My posts per day have gone down so much :(

So have mine.  It's like FES isn't even a priority anymore.  :(

Yeah, damn our lives :(
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2008, 10:06:59 PM »
When will we relise that our lives or pointless in comparison to the FES.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2008, 10:07:09 PM »
Why must people give me a bad name? :(

Because you're a whore?  ???

 >:(

Oh come on, you know I love you.  :-*

yeah.....  :-*

But you obviously don't love me as much as you used to, you didn't send me an e-card for my birthday this year
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2008, 10:09:21 PM »
You never sent me an ecard last year.  You knew when my birthday was. :'(
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2008, 10:10:23 PM »
I don't do ecards
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2008, 10:12:54 PM »
Cheesy Bon Jovi reference?

No. I don't even listen to Bon Jovi.
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2008, 10:22:58 PM »
I don't do ecards

Oh well.  I did start the Happy Birthday thread for you.  :)
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #43 on: October 09, 2008, 10:32:21 PM »
Yeah true, love ya for that  :-*
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2008, 10:58:54 PM »
 :-*
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #45 on: October 10, 2008, 11:43:00 AM »
GAYER IS NOT A WHORE! >:(

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #46 on: October 10, 2008, 11:49:35 AM »
Thank you Saddam
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #47 on: October 10, 2008, 11:56:06 AM »
GAYER IS NOT A WHORE! >:(

Do you have any proof of your outlandish claim?

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #48 on: October 10, 2008, 11:59:56 AM »
She said so.

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #49 on: October 10, 2008, 12:01:37 PM »

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #50 on: October 10, 2008, 12:03:11 PM »
It damn well better be good enough!

Besides, if I was a whore I wouldn't be poor. (unless I was a really rubbish cheap one)
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #51 on: October 10, 2008, 12:10:27 PM »
If you were a whore you would be very, very rich. :-*

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #52 on: October 10, 2008, 12:12:21 PM »
Thank you m'dear  :-*

I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #53 on: October 10, 2008, 12:13:57 PM »
Thank you m'dear  :-*

I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that

And that is why you fail.

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #54 on: October 10, 2008, 12:14:04 PM »
I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #55 on: October 10, 2008, 12:27:13 PM »
I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that

Brutal.

well it is kind of icky..

Yes I fail at being a whore Wardogg
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #56 on: October 10, 2008, 12:40:29 PM »
I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that

Brutal.

well it is kind of icky..

Yes I fail at being a whore Wardogg

I couldn't agree with you more Gayer.
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #57 on: October 10, 2008, 01:02:14 PM »
I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that

Brutal.

well it is kind of icky..

Yes I fail at being a whore Wardogg

I couldn't agree with you more Gayer.

Yes someone agrees!

Plus, if you give them less often then your man is more grateful when he gets them mwahahha
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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #58 on: October 10, 2008, 01:04:38 PM »
I refuse to think that giving blowjobs is a task so hard that one person can be bad at it. But I won't try to prove that thesis. ::)
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
« Reply #59 on: October 10, 2008, 01:08:02 PM »
Oh go on, try and prove it!
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?