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Title: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Parsifal on October 09, 2008, 08:45:06 AM
Sorry, Saddam.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: markjo on October 09, 2008, 08:48:28 AM
Post whore.   :P
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Parsifal on October 09, 2008, 08:50:00 AM
Post whore.   :P

NO U!
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Moonlit on October 09, 2008, 08:52:32 AM
Post whore.   :P
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Parsifal on October 09, 2008, 08:55:54 AM
NO U!
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: MadDogX on October 09, 2008, 08:57:51 AM
Post whore.   :P
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Oscar Wilde on October 09, 2008, 09:02:18 AM
I'm 27th. :(
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: MadDogX on October 09, 2008, 09:03:22 AM
I'm 27th. :(

Not to mention gay.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Oscar Wilde on October 09, 2008, 09:06:18 AM
Yeah...
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Moonlit on October 09, 2008, 09:07:20 AM
I'm 27th. :(

Not to mention gay.

Way to state the obvious.   ::)
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: MadDogX on October 09, 2008, 09:38:42 AM
I'm 27th. :(

Not to mention gay.

Way to state the obvious.   ::)

Next time I'll try to be more subtle. Satisfied?
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: MyPenisIsFlatLikeEarth on October 09, 2008, 09:44:35 AM
well i am the seventh
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Moonlit on October 09, 2008, 10:38:40 AM
I'm 27th. :(

Not to mention gay.

Way to state the obvious.   ::)

Next time I'll try to be more subtle. Satisfied?

That would be much better.  Thank you.   ;)
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 09, 2008, 12:12:25 PM
Sorry, Saddam.

Meh.  It's just a website.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Euclid on October 09, 2008, 12:30:15 PM
At current average rates, Osama will surpass Gayer in 2690 days or 7.36 years.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on October 09, 2008, 12:35:04 PM
Im on the front page now.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Anteater7171 on October 09, 2008, 02:22:35 PM
I need to post more :-X
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on October 09, 2008, 02:23:39 PM
Dunno where I am, I know I'm still a top topic-starter though :)
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Parsifal on October 09, 2008, 09:03:58 PM
At current average rates, Osama will surpass Gayer in 2690 days or 7.36 years.

That calculation isn't valid. The time for which the site was down in July constitutes a larger proportion of the time I have been a member here than it does Gayer.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2008, 09:21:22 PM
You'll get bored of posting so much soon enough though, like I did
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Parsifal on October 09, 2008, 09:24:17 PM
You'll get bored of posting so much soon enough though, like I did

I don't get bored.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2008, 09:30:43 PM
Or you might die
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Parsifal on October 09, 2008, 09:34:55 PM
Or you might die

I can't die. It's physically impossible. I've been shot through the heart at least six times, it doesn't do anything.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2008, 09:37:26 PM
I'm sure I could help you die
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Parsifal on October 09, 2008, 09:39:52 PM
That sounds kinky.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: cmdshft on October 09, 2008, 09:40:22 PM
Or you might die

I can't die. It's physically impossible. I've been shot through the heart at least six times, it doesn't do anything.

Cheesy Bon Jovi reference?
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2008, 09:43:18 PM
That sounds kinky.

Everything sounds kinky to you  ::)
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 09, 2008, 09:50:54 PM
Or you might die

I can't die. It's physically impossible. I've been shot through the heart at least six times, it doesn't do anything.

Cheesy Bon Jovi reference?

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2008, 09:52:15 PM
Why must people give me a bad name? :(
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Euclid on October 09, 2008, 09:54:04 PM
At current average rates, Osama will surpass Gayer in 2690 days or 7.36 years.

That calculation isn't valid. The time for which the site was down in July constitutes a larger proportion of the time I have been a member here than it does Gayer.

Alright, I'll fix it.  Taking into account the site was down for about 27 days and assuming average posting rates, you will pass Gayer in 899 days or 2.46 years.

Also, your adjusted posting rate is 80.641 posts per day.  That means you post every 18 minutes.  WTF?
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: cmdshft on October 09, 2008, 09:54:54 PM
At current average rates, Osama will surpass Gayer in 2690 days or 7.36 years.

That calculation isn't valid. The time for which the site was down in July constitutes a larger proportion of the time I have been a member here than it does Gayer.

Alright, I'll fix it.  Taking into account the site was down for about 27 days and assuming average posting rates, you will pass Gayer in 899 days or 2.46 years.

Also, your adjusted posting rate is 80.641 posts per day.  That means you post every 18 minutes.  WTF?

GTFO nerd
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2008, 09:55:55 PM
My posts per day have gone down so much :(
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Euclid on October 09, 2008, 09:56:44 PM
At current average rates, Osama will surpass Gayer in 2690 days or 7.36 years.

That calculation isn't valid. The time for which the site was down in July constitutes a larger proportion of the time I have been a member here than it does Gayer.

Alright, I'll fix it.  Taking into account the site was down for about 27 days and assuming average posting rates, you will pass Gayer in 899 days or 2.46 years.

Also, your adjusted posting rate is 80.641 posts per day.  That means you post every 18 minutes.  WTF?

GTFO nerd

NO U!
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 09, 2008, 09:56:50 PM
Why must people give me a bad name? :(

Because you're a whore?  ???
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 09, 2008, 09:57:35 PM
My posts per day have gone down so much :(

So have mine.  It's like FES isn't even a priority anymore.  :(
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2008, 09:58:59 PM
Why must people give me a bad name? :(

Because you're a whore?  ???

 >:(

My posts per day have gone down so much :(

So have mine.  It's like FES isn't even a priority anymore.  :(

Yeah, damn our lives :(
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 09, 2008, 10:05:55 PM
Why must people give me a bad name? :(

Because you're a whore?  ???

 >:(

Oh come on, you know I love you.  :-*
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Anteater7171 on October 09, 2008, 10:06:59 PM
When will we relise that our lives or pointless in comparison to the FES.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2008, 10:07:09 PM
Why must people give me a bad name? :(

Because you're a whore?  ???

 >:(

Oh come on, you know I love you.  :-*

yeah.....  :-*

But you obviously don't love me as much as you used to, you didn't send me an e-card for my birthday this year
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 09, 2008, 10:09:21 PM
You never sent me an ecard last year.  You knew when my birthday was. :'(
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2008, 10:10:23 PM
I don't do ecards
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Parsifal on October 09, 2008, 10:12:54 PM
Cheesy Bon Jovi reference?

No. I don't even listen to Bon Jovi.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 09, 2008, 10:22:58 PM
I don't do ecards

Oh well.  I did start the Happy Birthday thread for you.  :)
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2008, 10:32:21 PM
Yeah true, love ya for that  :-*
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 09, 2008, 10:58:54 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 10, 2008, 11:43:00 AM
GAYER IS NOT A WHORE! >:(
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 10, 2008, 11:49:35 AM
Thank you Saddam
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on October 10, 2008, 11:56:06 AM
GAYER IS NOT A WHORE! >:(

Do you have any proof of your outlandish claim?
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 10, 2008, 11:59:56 AM
She said so.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on October 10, 2008, 12:01:37 PM
She said so.

Good enough for me.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 10, 2008, 12:03:11 PM
It damn well better be good enough!

Besides, if I was a whore I wouldn't be poor. (unless I was a really rubbish cheap one)
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 10, 2008, 12:10:27 PM
If you were a whore you would be very, very rich. :-*
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 10, 2008, 12:12:21 PM
Thank you m'dear  :-*

I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: WardoggKC130FE on October 10, 2008, 12:13:57 PM
Thank you m'dear  :-*

I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that

And that is why you fail.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: divito the truthist on October 10, 2008, 12:14:04 PM
I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that

Brutal.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 10, 2008, 12:27:13 PM
I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that

Brutal.

well it is kind of icky..

Yes I fail at being a whore Wardogg
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Moonlit on October 10, 2008, 12:40:29 PM
I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that

Brutal.

well it is kind of icky..

Yes I fail at being a whore Wardogg

I couldn't agree with you more Gayer.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 10, 2008, 01:02:14 PM
I'd be a rubbish whore though, I hate giving blow jobs and shit like that

Brutal.

well it is kind of icky..

Yes I fail at being a whore Wardogg

I couldn't agree with you more Gayer.

Yes someone agrees!

Plus, if you give them less often then your man is more grateful when he gets them mwahahha
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Wendy on October 10, 2008, 01:04:38 PM
I refuse to think that giving blowjobs is a task so hard that one person can be bad at it. But I won't try to prove that thesis. ::)
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 10, 2008, 01:08:02 PM
Oh go on, try and prove it!
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Wendy on October 10, 2008, 01:09:18 PM
Will you be my test subject, then?
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 10, 2008, 01:10:14 PM
Er no
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Wendy on October 10, 2008, 01:13:00 PM
Why? All you need to do is sit there with a strapon.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 10, 2008, 01:14:24 PM
Oh wait, in that case, yeah. Do I get paid for participating in this research?
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Wendy on October 10, 2008, 01:15:45 PM
I don't know, man. I could probably give you a 10% subvention on your flight ticket.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 10, 2008, 01:31:19 PM
thats not enough  >:(
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Wendy on October 10, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Too bad. I guess I'll have to find a gay over here, then. Or I could just orally rape a straight guy.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 10, 2008, 01:38:04 PM
ORALLY RAPE!!! I doubt they'd ever report you to the police for that
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Wendy on October 10, 2008, 01:49:50 PM
Depends on who's sticking what into who and what.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 10, 2008, 02:05:35 PM
true
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Oscar Wilde on October 10, 2008, 03:51:45 PM
Or you might die

I can't die. It's physically impossible. I've been shot through the heart at least six times, it doesn't do anything.

Cheesy Bon Jovi reference?
Wycleff Jean.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: divito the truthist on October 10, 2008, 04:04:19 PM
Don't dis Bon Jovi.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: markjo on October 10, 2008, 04:44:41 PM
ORALLY RAPE!!! I doubt they'd ever report you to the police for that

They say that you can't rape the willing.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Wendy on October 11, 2008, 12:23:32 AM
I'm so hot, I can turn a straight man gay. :D
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 11, 2008, 02:30:09 AM
I'm so hot, I can turn a straight man gay. :D

Me too

Oh wait, thats not good
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Parsifal on October 11, 2008, 02:51:26 AM
I turned gay the first time I saw a picture of Gayer.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 11, 2008, 03:35:50 AM
Good, nows Muffs is safe
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Parsifal on October 11, 2008, 03:36:19 AM
Good, nows Muffs is safe

I turned straight again when I saw a picture of Muffz.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 12, 2008, 02:38:54 PM
Osama just won.
Title: Re: I am now the eighth highest poster on FES
Post by: Parsifal on October 12, 2008, 02:40:28 PM
Osama just won.

Do you have any evidence to support your outlandish claims?