Guns are evil

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narcberry

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Guns are evil
« on: August 14, 2008, 01:36:57 PM »
You can't hug someone with a gun.

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Sean O'Grady

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2008, 01:45:19 PM »
I'd rather hug somebody with a gun than piss them off...

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Wendy

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2008, 01:51:33 PM »
Guns don't kill people. The conspiracy kills people.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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narcberry

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 01:51:42 PM »
guns should be illegal. You can only kill something with a gun.
Isn't that the same basis that cocaine is illegal?

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 01:55:09 PM »
other posters: Yes narcberry, excellent observation

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2008, 01:58:39 PM »
With a gun you can make someone hug you.
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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2008, 02:00:11 PM »
That's the only way republicans will ever get someone to agree with them  ::)

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2008, 02:00:23 PM »
guns should be illegal.

I don't know if this is satire or if you are serious, but I agree with the quoted statement.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Wendy

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2008, 02:04:47 PM »
guns should be illegal.

I don't know if this is satire or if you are serious, but I agree with the quoted statement.

Then, I regret to inform you that you are an idiot.
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Sean O'Grady

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2008, 02:06:57 PM »
guns should be illegal. You can only kill something with a gun.
Isn't that the same basis that cocaine is illegal?

Surely guns have other legitimate uses that need to be considered:
  • They can severely harm something without actually killing it.
  • You can give yourself cool scars.
  • You can turn off appliances with a gun.
  • You can turn off lights with a gun.
  • A gun makes you look cool.
  • A gun makes a great penis extension.
  • If you can't find a hammer you can always use your gun.
  • You can use a gun as a nutcracker.
  • You can scare people with a gun.
  • Guns help put poor people in bars where they belong.
  • Guns make great toys for children.

To sum up: guns are great.

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2008, 02:10:02 PM »
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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2008, 02:36:54 PM »
guns should be illegal.

This would only affect law-abiding citizens. Criminals will always find a way to get guns.
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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2008, 02:37:47 PM »
Or kill people by other means.
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Sean O'Grady

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2008, 02:40:14 PM »
This would only affect law-abiding citizens. Criminals will always find a way to get guns.

Certainly, but why make it any easier for them? Also, what about previous law-abiding citizens who own guns who for whatever reason commit a crime?

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Wendy

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2008, 02:45:29 PM »
This would only affect law-abiding citizens. Criminals will always find a way to get guns.

Certainly, but why make it any easier for them? Also, what about previous law-abiding citizens who own guns who for whatever reason commit a crime?

Yes. This is correct, but it is still no reason to ban guns. That's like wanting to ban guns in the police force because a cop could shoot someone.
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Sean O'Grady

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2008, 02:58:26 PM »
This would only affect law-abiding citizens. Criminals will always find a way to get guns.

Certainly, but why make it any easier for them? Also, what about previous law-abiding citizens who own guns who for whatever reason commit a crime?

Yes. This is correct, but it is still no reason to ban guns. That's like wanting to ban guns in the police force because a cop could shoot someone.

Well that wasn't supposed to be a reason for banning guns, only questioning the line of reasoning by Rex.

All in all I think so long as the people aren't gun-toting lunatics there's no reason why they need a ban... I support a ban in the USA.

Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2008, 03:05:09 PM »
Reported for Harrasment.

This is a picture of me posted without my permission.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2008, 03:09:52 PM »
Gun control is a steady hand.


And Narc, come by my house I'll give you my guns.  I promise.

Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2008, 03:19:36 PM »
guns should be illegal. You can only kill something with a gun.
Isn't that the same basis that cocaine is illegal?

lame...

You can kill someone with anything.

Your hands, your foot, your face, your psychic powers....

So everyone and anything should be illegal??

Isn't this the same basis that cocaine is illegal?

No.

and yes sir, the picture is of me. Guessed is Harrasing me and went to my personal website to get it.

Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2008, 03:33:48 PM »
Not possible. He accused me of harassing him..and usually when that happens the accuser is the one doing it actually.

Take cheating for example. When you start to cheat on your g/f or b/f you start to question them and blame them...same idea..

He blamed me when in actuality he is the one doing the harassing...

My logic is undeniable.

Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2008, 03:40:26 PM »
I don't live under a bridge nor am I a fearsome member of a mythical race from Norse mythology.

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Guessed

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2008, 04:03:40 PM »
Reported for Harrasment.

This is a picture of me posted without my permission.

If it is in the public domain it's free game, don't abuse the system.
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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2008, 04:28:52 PM »
Um...what's going on?

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Guessed

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2008, 04:39:27 PM »
I don't live under a bridge nor am I a fearsome member of a mythical race from Norse mythology.

Reported for derailing a legitimate thread.
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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2008, 05:11:10 PM »
Reported for Harrasment.

This is a picture of me posted without my permission.

LOL PUBLIC DOMAIN YOU LOSE GOOD DAY SIR

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narcberry

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2008, 06:22:30 PM »
guns should be illegal.

This would only affect law-abiding citizens. Criminals will always find a way to get guns.

If guns are illegal, than yes, only criminals will own guns. durdeedur

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2008, 06:49:49 PM »
guns should be illegal.

This would only affect law-abiding citizens. Criminals will always find a way to get guns.

If guns are illegal, than yes, only criminals will own guns. durdeedur

And when that criminal breaks into your house with his illegal gun, and there you are defenseless because you are a law abiding citizen and you have no guns, and that criminal comes over and rapes your wife and possibly your children because you have no way to protect them, I wonder if you would have the same opinion then.

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2008, 06:55:49 PM »
Guns don't kill people, bullets and loss of blood kill people. Guns did nothing wrong, they have been used by those damn bullets.

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narcberry

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2008, 07:04:49 PM »
guns should be illegal.

This would only affect law-abiding citizens. Criminals will always find a way to get guns.

If guns are illegal, than yes, only criminals will own guns. durdeedur

And when that criminal breaks into your house with his illegal gun, and there you are defenseless because you are a law abiding citizen and you have no guns, and that criminal comes over and rapes your wife and possibly your children because you have no way to protect them, I wonder if you would have the same opinion then.

Let's see, in the United States, there were 0 cases of someone breaking into a home, finding everyone defenseless rapes the wife, then possibly then possibly the children while the husband had no way to protect them.

There were several hundred people who died from gun accidents
Several hundred who died in hunting accidents (yes classified differently)
Several hundred who died in altercations involving guns
Several hundred who dies while drinking and carrying guns

If I were to calculate my risk, I would be much safer by removing a gun from both my hand and yours.

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Re: Guns are evil
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2008, 07:10:07 PM »
yes but good luck destroying every gun that ever existed
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