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The Lounge / Re: Is dat sum lunar eclipse dere
« on: December 21, 2010, 05:03:46 PM »
I saw it sitting on the East Coast of Australia. Which doesn't exist according to the map. Fuck all cartographers
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The Lounge / Re: Hello!
« on: December 21, 2010, 04:58:43 PM »
Is that the same Brownsburg, Indiana that has legalised incestual sexual relations, to relieve prison overcrowding? oh, and welcome.
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The Lounge / Have I got the wrong vibe.
« on: December 06, 2010, 02:14:58 AM »
There have been major abuse issues at all four senior schools I attended. It involved people in my age group, but I was never once approached or intimidated. Or propositioned . I feel a little rejected.
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The Lounge / Re: Who's an organ donor?
« on: December 06, 2010, 02:03:23 AM »
I have provisions to have every part of me used for the " amusement of medical students". I have stipulations written in that ensure my guts will be used as skipping ropes and my skull will be used for poor Shakespeare skits. I have written this in legally though the recipient university sent a letter to my next of kin( my four year old daughter) ensuring them that my remains were treated with the greatest of dignity, to the betterment of mankind. All this hopefully(many) years before they actually take possesion of me.
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The Lounge / Re: My teacher
« on: December 06, 2010, 12:53:31 AM »
GOD THATS SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKES ANYONE WANT TO BE PISSED ON BY CLOWNS
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The Lounge / Re: FE Hoodies. Does anyone have a picture of what it looks like?
« on: November 27, 2010, 11:00:57 PM »I've only ever been around humid heat. Our solar car team races in Dallas, TX, and it is absolute hell to stand around all day in the July heat. Ugh.
Dry heat is a completely different feeling. I couldn't stand being in the midwest and dealing with the humidity. I could literally feel the moisture on my skin and in my breath. I felt disgusting. The best comparison for dry heat is to open your oven and feel that heat.
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The Lounge / Re: Secondary education in England
« on: November 27, 2010, 10:59:50 PM »
study abroad the manning bar at Sydney uni has cheap shot tuesdays
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The Lounge / Re: New guy
« on: November 27, 2010, 10:31:40 PM »
that watch was actually quite scratchy like the razor blades the local whores used to line their pussies with back in the troubles 
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The Lounge / Re: New guy
« on: November 27, 2010, 10:11:20 PM »
it's not your typing it's your silhouette. Your whole family is sexy. I fucked your father in jail in the mid 90's. He was great, tight at first, and he used to cry a lot. we used to put a mop head on his head for hair and taped bags of frozen peas on his chest for tits. you probably look a lot like me and my fellow prisoners cause we pumped that much into him.Cheers.
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The Lounge / Re: I am muchos angry
« on: November 23, 2010, 04:22:27 AM »
you need to question your need for the falsities of material comforts and sleep on the doorstep until the universe grants you re-entry.
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The Lounge / Re: Secondary education in England
« on: November 23, 2010, 04:16:43 AM »
being english secondary education, is there deprivation and institutional buggery, or is that reserved for the junior, more formative years?
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Arts & Entertainment / Re: What are you reading?
« on: November 16, 2010, 01:49:48 AM »
Walking to Hollywood- Will Self
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The Lounge / Re: Jokes
« on: November 16, 2010, 01:36:39 AM »
what do dyslexic agnostic isomniacs worry about in the middle of the night?
is there a dog
is there a dog
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The Lounge / Re: Jokes
« on: November 16, 2010, 01:18:13 AM »
whats the worst thing about being a paedophile
You gotta go to bed so early
You gotta go to bed so early
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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Opportunity To Earn Money For Our Charity.
« on: November 16, 2010, 12:58:46 AM »
If my sneakers are made with slave labour why are they so expensive. If I steal them instead and sell them and donate the proceeds to a childrens charity which aids the children of the sneaker slaves, I would be arrested, my actions are beyond immoral to criminal or are they.
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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Opportunity To Earn Money For Our Charity.
« on: November 16, 2010, 12:30:35 AM »
Tibetan buddhists eat meat. The point of Buddhism in a way is about becoming part of the environment and the altitude they inhabit prohibits the growth of food crops. So to be a natural part of their environment they eat meat but they employ Indian Butchers so they don't do it themselves. That distance from the act is " moral" to them, even though they are aware that their actions contribute to murder of animals. While people on the submarine may want him to supply them with his air (not oxygen, divers breath air not oxygen) he has no moral responsibility to do so if his own morals put his own need for recreation and cache above the lives of others. Moral behavior is not set in stone or a physical law, it is a system of individual priorities, that are similar enough to co-exist in a version of harmony. Should a gay man live a life of celibacy because a parent disagrees with his biological drive. After all, he is deliberately hurting his family. Is it any different to the other possibility, ie- his parents being forced to accept his choices. How far do you let the expectations of others rule your life, or their needs.
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The Lounge / Re: Jokes
« on: November 15, 2010, 11:49:02 PM »
a guy was walking home one night when he gets a text from his girlfriend " thespacebuttononmyphoneisfaultywhenyougethomeineedanalternative" as he started running home he wondered what "ternative" was.
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The Lounge / Re: I had a job interview today
« on: November 15, 2010, 11:12:25 PM »
Cool. A good first day sets the tone for the rest of the job. Maybe soon they will give you something real to do like building something. Or tearing something down. Make sure also that the whole thing isn't a massive practical joke by some gay TV thing like punk'd.
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The Lounge / Re: I had a job interview today
« on: November 15, 2010, 10:38:23 PM »
you have no idea. My idea of fun ( a great book by Will Self by the way) is not everyones.I'm often better viewed from a safe distance.
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The Lounge / Re: I had a job interview today
« on: November 15, 2010, 09:10:50 PM »
yes and thank you for the sentiment, I blushed and said "aw shucks". My work takes me far from technology at times but I'm back in civilisation for a while. I now have alcohol and drugs too so my posts will inevitably decline over a few weeks until I am rude and almost incoherent and I disappear into the ether once again. Cheers.
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The Lounge / Re: I had a job interview today
« on: November 15, 2010, 08:44:05 PM »
why don't you get a real job outside in the fresh air building something. Or tearing something down.
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The Lounge / Re: Notice to anyone planning to overthrow the US government
« on: February 11, 2010, 06:52:08 AM »
Isn't it enshrined in your legislation that you can keep the means to overthrow an "unjust" Government. Is it such a big step to have to fill in a couple of forms before you do it. Why else do Americans seem to need full auto backup for neighbourhood disagreements.
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The Lounge / Re: casting couch
« on: February 11, 2010, 06:34:30 AM »
Booze is an improvement but being affected by a woman and her wiles is still a bit out of scope. A change of POV is required. Also I hope everyone has a better Aussie accent than Rob Downey in natural born killers. I saw that at the cinema with an American girl. When the audience suddenley cracked up during a non funny bit I had to explain to her that we just realised he was trying to be Aussie, like that tool off Hard Copy. She thought he sounded pretty authentic.
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The Lounge / Re: casting couch
« on: February 11, 2010, 06:25:01 AM »
I do have a picture of your character ripping a chunk of meat off a bone, wiping your mouth with an expansive wipe of the sleeve and saying " ahh whale, fuckin love it. They're nothin' but flat tailed tuna anyway. Now bring me a fuckin' lager and a slut
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The Lounge / Re: casting couch
« on: February 11, 2010, 06:13:25 AM »
Dann, that has possibilities, you may be too pretty for that kind of gritty. And Chris, buddy, Douglas Adams, as brilliant as he is, has no place in this one.
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The Lounge / Re: What is Mc Donalds like in your country?
« on: February 11, 2010, 05:34:00 AM »
what about those stuffed pancakes with sheep intestine and oats
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The Lounge / casting couch
« on: February 11, 2010, 05:31:41 AM »
Imagine a film premise was submittted on a whim to a company who had previously funded a film by the same applicant which made them a lot of money. If you imagined this company would then throw a huge budget to the applicant with almost no restriction whatsoever then you win a prize.
Problem is simple. The premise itself means nothing. I'm going to make it up as I go along, but I have no convincing talent. Are you that talent? I will write you into the script but I need your character in advance. Who are you or who can you pretend to be. You will be flown from your place to Melbourne, then to FNQ and the beautiful garden city of Weipa if you make cut. I'm open to all new ideas and abuse.
Problem is simple. The premise itself means nothing. I'm going to make it up as I go along, but I have no convincing talent. Are you that talent? I will write you into the script but I need your character in advance. Who are you or who can you pretend to be. You will be flown from your place to Melbourne, then to FNQ and the beautiful garden city of Weipa if you make cut. I'm open to all new ideas and abuse.
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The Lounge / Re: What is Mc Donalds like in your country?
« on: February 11, 2010, 04:25:43 AM »
I hate the on selling re: would you like fries with that ?
the only reasonable answer is " they're called chips in this country, and if I wanted some I would have asked"
I also like to put Mac in front of everything re: Can i Machave a Maclarge MacCoke and a Macbig Macmac Macplease
the only reasonable answer is " they're called chips in this country, and if I wanted some I would have asked"
I also like to put Mac in front of everything re: Can i Machave a Maclarge MacCoke and a Macbig Macmac Macplease
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The Lounge / Re: What is Mc Donalds like in your country?
« on: February 11, 2010, 04:17:08 AM »
A woman who runs a health retreat here in S E Queensland has a big mac sitting on a shelf which is still not rotting and comes in the original polystyrene pack which makes it around 20 years old. The human body takes longer to decompose than 100 years ago because of preservatives.