The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.

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The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« on: February 17, 2016, 05:49:06 AM »
A Gulfstream jet with a spotlight attached to be precise.

I know it is because I saw it...

The Clown Derfers nagged me into doing so.

However, all the Clown Derfers now want to tell me that I did not see what I saw.

Even though I only looked at the stupid thing because they asked me to...

Lulzy little fellas ain't they!

Anyhoo; they're now clogging up my rockets thread with their whacked-out gibberish...

So I've created this thread for em to tell me I didn't see the thing they told me to look at in the first place...

If that makes sense?

Ah; who cares?

They're mental anyway!

Off you go, Clowns - say NO U!!! for a few pages...

Get it off your chests!
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2016, 06:10:19 AM »
That reminds me,  what happens when a bomb explodes in the vacuum of space?

Stop gilding the pickle, you demisexual aromantic homoflexible snowflake.

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2016, 06:18:21 AM »
what happens when a bomb explodes in the vacuum of space?

Not the same thing as when a gas-powered rocket tries to ignite its fuel in the vacuum of space.

Because a bomb is not a rocket.

I'm sorry you cannot comprehend this rather obvious fact...

But chess-playing pigeons & disinfo-scum are not known for their intelligence.

Anyhoo; instant derail attempt noted & the ISS is still a Gulfstream jet...

Checkmate pigeon?

No.

Toodle-pip, increasingly erratic fail-thing!
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2016, 06:22:51 AM »
what happens when a bomb explodes in the vacuum of space?

Not the same thing as when a gas-powered rocket tries to ignite its fuel in the vacuum of space.

Because a bomb is not a rocket.

I'm sorry you cannot comprehend this rather obvious fact...

But chess-playing pigeons & disinfo-scum are not known for their intelligence.

Anyhoo; instant derail attempt noted & the ISS is still a Gulfstream jet...

Checkmate pigeon?

No.

Toodle-pip, increasingly erratic fail-thing!

I like your alt's better when they don't copy your mannerisms. 

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2016, 06:25:11 AM »
That reminds me,  what happens when a bomb explodes in the vacuum of space?

makes a loud audible bang according to you  :D.

« Last Edit: February 17, 2016, 06:29:06 AM by feuk »
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2016, 06:31:34 AM »
That reminds me,  what happens when a bomb explodes in the vacuum of space?

makes a loud audible bang according to you  :D.

Just when I was beginning to think you might not be a complete moron,  you go and prove me wrong,  you are in fact a complete moron.

Stop gilding the pickle, you demisexual aromantic homoflexible snowflake.

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2016, 06:41:17 AM »
makes a loud audible bang according to you  :D.

See, Rayzor?

THAT'S how you make a joke.

Look & Learn...

Or more likely write it down so you can mirror it later, psychopath.
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2016, 06:41:33 AM »
That reminds me,  what happens when a bomb explodes in the vacuum of space?

makes a loud audible bang according to you  :D.

Just when I was beginning to think you might not be a complete moron,  you go and prove me wrong,  you are in fact a complete moron.

At least I don't think audible sound can travel in a vacuum  :D

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2016, 07:01:18 AM »
At least I don't think audible sound can travel in a vacuum  :D

Rayzor is onto at least his 2nd bottle of gin by now; it's 3 am in Australia, remember?

So he'll have completely lost track of who said what about which to who & why...

He's just thrashing around & making random outbursts, like a tramp in a back alley fighting the demons in his own head.

Best let him sober up & give him a fresh kicking tomorrow...

He's a glutton for punishment, that's for sure!

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2016, 07:21:27 AM »
But, Rayzor is from Australia. 

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2016, 07:22:37 AM »
Or so he claims. 

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2016, 07:23:40 AM »
At least I don't think audible sound can travel in a vacuum  :D

Rayzor is onto at least his 2nd bottle of gin by now; it's 3 am in Australia, remember?

So he'll have completely lost track of who said what about which to who & why...

He's just thrashing around & making random outbursts, like a tramp in a back alley fighting the demons in his own head.

Best let him sober up & give him a fresh kicking tomorrow...

He's a glutton for punishment, that's for sure!
 
   


come on now PL,
let's not kick a man whilst he is down.

we were all there once,
wide eyed wonder as men shuffled around and golfed on the moon,

I think he needs room to grieve.
after he has accepted the painful truth we should step in and offer a friendly hug and slowly open his mind to the bigger picture.

An information intervention if you will

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2016, 07:28:06 AM »
Another pointless thread. Do you believe the moon is a gulf jet with a big sticker on the side aswell?

Knowing you it was probably a police helicopter.

I have seen the ISS many times with my 6" telescope. It certainly doesn't have a spotlight on and it certainly isn't a gulf jet. You're just a retard and don't know what the ISS looks like from the ground.

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2016, 07:43:40 AM »
Do you believe the moon is a gulf jet with a big sticker on the side aswell?

^Illiterate & Mental.
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2016, 10:22:47 AM »
I've just taken two screenshots from websites claiming to offer an exciting chance to spot the gulfstream jet iss. I chose the location as London for both sites. The one on the right is from:
http://spotthestation.nasa.gov/sightings/view.cfm?country=United_Kingdom&region=England&city=London#.VsS1N0L97z8

The one on the left from:
http://iss.astroviewer.net/observation.php


Here are the tables side by side for comparison:



The first thing the observant will notice is that the times vary between these two sites. Both the length  of time the thing is viewable for, and the time in the evening to be out in the garden scouring the skies for the thing.

Strange.

You'll also notice that according to one, there is a sighting available on Friday 19th at 17:36, but the other site disagrees.

I'm not a space cultist so I thought maybe the astroviewer site might not be reputable (even though it appears as the first link for the phrase "iss observations"). Space.com has the following to say about this astroviewer site:

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The station flies at an average altitude of 248 miles (400 kilometers) above Earth. It circles the globe every 90 minutes at a speed of about 17,500 mph (28,000 kph). In one day, the station travels about the distance it would take to go from Earth to the moon and back. The space station can rival the brilliant planet Venus in brightness and appears as a bright moving light across the night sky. It can be seen from Earth without the use of a telescope by night sky observers who know when and where to look. The ISS AstroViewer website tracks the orbit of the space station in real time. - See more at: http://www.space.com/16748-international-space-station.html#sthash.xO5Qs2fb.dpuf

-- http://www.space.com/16748-international-space-station.html

It appears that the whole thing is a load of made up shit! Designed to look serious and scientific to the indoctrinated, but evidently a complete fraud to the more intelligent members of this site.



« Last Edit: February 17, 2016, 10:24:51 AM by legion »
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2016, 11:06:06 AM »
I've just taken two screenshots from websites claiming to offer an exciting chance to spot the gulfstream jet iss. I chose the location as London for both sites. The one on the right is from:
http://spotthestation.nasa.gov/sightings/view.cfm?country=United_Kingdom&region=England&city=London#.VsS1N0L97z8

The one on the left from:
http://iss.astroviewer.net/observation.php


Here are the tables side by side for comparison:



The first thing the observant will notice is that the times vary between these two sites. Both the length  of time the thing is viewable for, and the time in the evening to be out in the garden scouring the skies for the thing.

Strange.
Not really.  The times seem to be no more than about 2-3 minutes off.

You'll also notice that according to one, there is a sighting available on Friday 19th at 17:36, but the other site disagrees.
Sometimes the apps will have a minimum peak elevation parameter.  I have a tracker app that won't report anything less than 10 degrees peak elevation above the horizon, including the Saturday pass over London.  My guess is that one app simply has a higher minimum peak elevation threshold than the other.

Perhaps you could show us the rest of the information about those passes, such as peak elevation,  begin and end times and apparent magnitude.
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2016, 11:10:03 AM »
I have proof that the moon is a plane. I was looking for the moon in the sky and saw it, even though it was during the new moon, but I could still see it. When I looked at it I noticed it said easy jet on the side. Proof that the moon is a plane.

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2016, 11:20:55 AM »
LONG-WINDED BUT STILL BASICALLY NO U!!!
^aids.

I'm sokarul!
Stop telling us; we already know.

Read again:

I've just taken two screenshots from websites claiming to offer an exciting chance to spot the gulfstream jet iss. I chose the location as London for both sites. The one on the right is from:
http://spotthestation.nasa.gov/sightings/view.cfm?country=United_Kingdom&region=England&city=London#.VsS1N0L97z8

The one on the left from:
http://iss.astroviewer.net/observation.php


Here are the tables side by side for comparison:



The first thing the observant will notice is that the times vary between these two sites. Both the length  of time the thing is viewable for, and the time in the evening to be out in the garden scouring the skies for the thing.

Strange.

You'll also notice that according to one, there is a sighting available on Friday 19th at 17:36, but the other site disagrees.

I'm not a space cultist so I thought maybe the astroviewer site might not be reputable (even though it appears as the first link for the phrase "iss observations"). Space.com has the following to say about this astroviewer site:

Quote
The station flies at an average altitude of 248 miles (400 kilometers) above Earth. It circles the globe every 90 minutes at a speed of about 17,500 mph (28,000 kph). In one day, the station travels about the distance it would take to go from Earth to the moon and back. The space station can rival the brilliant planet Venus in brightness and appears as a bright moving light across the night sky. It can be seen from Earth without the use of a telescope by night sky observers who know when and where to look. The ISS AstroViewer website tracks the orbit of the space station in real time. - See more at: http://www.space.com/16748-international-space-station.html#sthash.xO5Qs2fb.dpuf

-- http://www.space.com/16748-international-space-station.html

It appears that the whole thing is a load of made up shit! Designed to look serious and scientific to the indoctrinated, but evidently a complete fraud to the more intelligent members of this site.




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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2016, 11:44:00 AM »
Sometimes the apps will have a minimum peak elevation parameter.  I have a tracker app that won't report anything less than 10 degrees peak elevation above the horizon, including the Saturday pass over London.  My guess is that one app simply has a higher minimum peak elevation threshold than the other.

Perhaps you could show us the rest of the information about those passes, such as peak elevation,  begin and end times and apparent magnitude.

Here are the separate screenshots:






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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2016, 11:53:33 AM »
Maybe each website flies their own plane, fighting for ad revenue. ;D
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2016, 11:57:12 AM »
A Gulfstream jet with a spotlight attached to be precise.

I know it is because I saw it...

The Clown Derfers nagged me into doing so.

However, all the Clown Derfers now want to tell me that I did not see what I saw.

Even though I only looked at the stupid thing because they asked me to...

Lulzy little fellas ain't they!

Anyhoo; they're now clogging up my rockets thread with their whacked-out gibberish...

So I've created this thread for em to tell me I didn't see the thing they told me to look at in the first place...

If that makes sense?

Ah; who cares?

They're mental anyway!

Off you go, Clowns - say NO U!!! for a few pages...

Get it off your chests!

So what about people who see the ISS who are nowhere near the Gulf Stream?
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2016, 11:58:35 AM »
A lot of people claim they saw iss with their telescopes it is a shame. Everyone is payed by nasa to fool stupid people around the world. I am glad only this forum has smart people.

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2016, 11:59:19 AM »
^aids
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2016, 12:03:51 PM »
^aids

What about my question? What about people who don't live anywhere near the Gulf Stream and claims to see it?
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2016, 12:04:40 PM »
^aids

What about my question? What about people who don't live anywhere near the Gulf Stream and claims to see it?

They are secret nasa agents. It's their job.

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2016, 12:08:28 PM »
A Gulfstream jet with a spotlight attached to be precise.

I know it is because I saw it...

The Clown Derfers nagged me into doing so.

However, all the Clown Derfers now want to tell me that I did not see what I saw.

Even though I only looked at the stupid thing because they asked me to...

Lulzy little fellas ain't they!

Anyhoo; they're now clogging up my rockets thread with their whacked-out gibberish...

So I've created this thread for em to tell me I didn't see the thing they told me to look at in the first place...

If that makes sense?

Ah; who cares?

They're mental anyway!

Off you go, Clowns - say NO U!!! for a few pages...

Get it off your chests!

So what about people who see the ISS who are nowhere near the Gulf Stream?

Has it really come to this? This level of stupidity?

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Gulfstream Aerospace Corporation is an American wholly owned subsidiary of General Dynamics. Gulfstream designs, develops, manufactures, markets, and services business jet aircraft. Gulfstream has produced more than 2,000 aircraft since 1958. Gulfstream's range consists of the G150, G280, G350, G450, G500, G550, Gulfstream G600, and G650.
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2016, 12:08:58 PM »
^aids

What about my question? What about people who don't live anywhere near the Gulf Stream and claims to see it?

They are secret nasa agents. It's their job.

I have seen it through my telescope with my own eyes in detail. Yet I'm no secret NASA agent?

Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2016, 12:09:51 PM »
^aids

What about my question? What about people who don't live anywhere near the Gulf Stream and claims to see it?

They are secret nasa agents. It's their job.

I have seen it through my telescope with my own eyes in detail. Yet I'm no secret NASA agent?

Lies we know nasa pays you. I am waiting for cia on my door.

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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2016, 12:12:37 PM »
A Gulfstream jet with a spotlight attached to be precise.

I know it is because I saw it...

The Clown Derfers nagged me into doing so.

However, all the Clown Derfers now want to tell me that I did not see what I saw.

Even though I only looked at the stupid thing because they asked me to...

Lulzy little fellas ain't they!

Anyhoo; they're now clogging up my rockets thread with their whacked-out gibberish...

So I've created this thread for em to tell me I didn't see the thing they told me to look at in the first place...

If that makes sense?

Ah; who cares?

They're mental anyway!

Off you go, Clowns - say NO U!!! for a few pages...

Get it off your chests!

So what about people who see the ISS who are nowhere near the Gulf Stream?

Has it really come to this? This level of stupidity?

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Gulfstream Aerospace Corporation is an American wholly owned subsidiary of General Dynamics. Gulfstream designs, develops, manufactures, markets, and services business jet aircraft. Gulfstream has produced more than 2,000 aircraft since 1958. Gulfstream's range consists of the G150, G280, G350, G450, G500, G550, Gulfstream G600, and G650.

Oh that! With any plane if you can see the spotlight you can see the the wing lights (green and red) and the beacon. So it's not a plane that you are looking at.
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Re: The ISS is a Gulfstream jet.
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2016, 12:13:50 PM »
^aids

What about my question? What about people who don't live anywhere near the Gulf Stream and claims to see it?

They are secret nasa agents. It's their job.

I have seen it through my telescope with my own eyes in detail. Yet I'm no secret NASA agent?

Lies we know nasa pays you. I am waiting for cia on my door.

LeMadYoutuber: have you seen vids on Youtube proving it exists? Say no more then.

It's conclusive.
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