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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #720 on: July 11, 2012, 09:32:02 PM »
Gayer please tell me you are drinking again...this Blue Moon doesn't quite taste the same knowing that you are not drunk  :'(
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #721 on: July 12, 2012, 01:41:16 AM »
I have two cases of beer, a little wine and a little gin in my booze cupboard. I shall have some beers once Maria goes to her dad's this evening.

And don't worry I shall get quite drunk this weekend, a gig tomorrow night and a wedding on saturday  ;D
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« Reply #722 on: July 12, 2012, 08:30:47 AM »
Gaygay's getting married again already?!  jesus woman!
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #723 on: July 12, 2012, 08:56:54 AM »
I didn't get married the first time! And er no I'm not getting married.
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #724 on: July 12, 2012, 09:22:29 AM »
My sweet Gayer is getting taken from me.

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #725 on: July 12, 2012, 09:25:49 AM »
Sweet Gayer? Is that one of the other Gayers that Franklin knows?
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #726 on: July 12, 2012, 10:05:48 AM »
Gayer is a pretty popular name in the states.

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #727 on: July 12, 2012, 11:21:44 AM »
Well it is a wonderful name.
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #728 on: July 12, 2012, 12:05:38 PM »
Drinking has commenced  :D
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« Reply #729 on: July 12, 2012, 12:28:38 PM »
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #730 on: July 12, 2012, 12:35:41 PM »
I'm sleepy already. This is not a good start.
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #731 on: July 12, 2012, 01:58:59 PM »
Me and me da just did a bottle o' wine and some Peroni

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #732 on: July 14, 2012, 02:30:49 AM »
I have a bottle of Laphroaig single malt Scotch whisky here. Jesus Christ on a bike, this whisky is so smoky it tastes like there's no room for barley in it, just smoke.
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« Reply #733 on: July 14, 2012, 07:39:58 AM »
I fucking hate Laphroaig.

Also I was working at the pub last night and some bloke comes up to me and says,
'I'll have a Talisker please.'
Then, he paused and added,
'It's a whiskey.'

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #734 on: July 14, 2012, 08:15:42 AM »
When I am drinking casually I will usually have rum or amaretto mixed with coke. If I am trying to go overboard I'll drink tequila. But I'm like a woman (who isn't Gayer), and I can only do shots of tequila with salt and lime.

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #735 on: July 15, 2012, 12:22:44 AM »
This Laphroaig is delicious. I love a good smoky whisky.
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #736 on: July 15, 2012, 03:48:42 PM »
Laphroaig is nice.

I am drinking a gin long drink cos I'm trying not to sober up cos when I do my head will really hurt :(
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #737 on: July 15, 2012, 05:54:59 PM »
All is good for Gayer is drinking.
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #738 on: July 15, 2012, 07:53:42 PM »
There is balance in the universe once again.

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« Reply #739 on: July 15, 2012, 08:50:04 PM »
Rhinelander shorties is all I drink.
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #740 on: July 16, 2012, 02:03:00 AM »
Beer for breakfast because my headache came back again and we don't have any painkillers here. Thats the last time I get a piggy back ride from a drunk man, my poor head :(
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #741 on: July 16, 2012, 04:43:00 AM »
I was on some lovely stuff from my town's food festival last night, Derbyshire Gold. Was rate lovely.

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« Reply #742 on: July 16, 2012, 05:20:01 AM »
White wine - a chardonnay I think. Tis nice.
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #743 on: July 17, 2012, 04:08:38 AM »
My beer for breakfast turned into another all day long white trash party. My body is going to hate me :(
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #744 on: July 17, 2012, 04:27:31 AM »
I thought you drank the breakfast beer to help with your headache?

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #745 on: July 17, 2012, 04:34:20 AM »
It did help with my headache. I drank long enough for the head to stop hurting, its fairly fine now.
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #746 on: July 17, 2012, 04:53:05 AM »
Just wanted some clarification.

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #747 on: July 17, 2012, 05:09:59 AM »
Beer is better than a painkiller
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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #748 on: July 17, 2012, 06:42:34 AM »
Beer is the most healthy food that has yet to be discovered.

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Re: Alcohol
« Reply #749 on: July 17, 2012, 08:07:37 AM »
Beer is the most healthy food that has yet to be discovered.
9 (UK)10.81 (US) gallons of Guinness a day satisfies all dietary requirements.
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