Perhaps the problem is not in our comic answers, but in your failure to appreciate the vast and endless amount of posts we get from people suggesting that we charter a boat to somewhere, plan an expidition to some place, pilot a plane over there, ride a space shuttle beyond that point, or something of the ilk. I am honestly surprised that you received two replies as your idea is far from novel. Many of us have been around here for years and one can see where answering the same questions ad nauseum will wear on one's spirit. Another reason is that it's a bit insulting when people come here with there perceived coup d'état and demand we answer their surely unanswerable and society-unraveling question when said poster has not the time or respect to perform a quick and simple search using the search function. In this case, I'm sure that there are other current threads discussing the exact same topic.
I am sorry that your undefeatable question did not get the seriousness that you wished, but you can take solace in knowing that in a few hours, when the next person comes along with a mind to present your exact same arguement and shake our society to the core with this 'new' information, they will almost certainly not get nearly the same amount of attention that you are receiving now. For I, like most of us, do not have the time and patience to answer these posts in full whenever they spring up, would you?