Actually, what if this is a triple bluff?! I think that Gent thinks that these people think that the Onion's real but in actual fact neither the people, nor Gent are real and I've been strung along like a balloon on a string? But what if my reaction isn't real? what if I secretly believe that Gent thinks that these people think that the Onion is real? Am I real? Have I ever left the cave?