M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

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markjo

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4380 on: April 09, 2013, 07:08:36 PM »
Neil DeGrasse Tyson must be spinning in his grave.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Parsifal

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4381 on: May 04, 2013, 04:42:50 AM »
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4382 on: May 04, 2013, 05:24:43 AM »
Carbon monoxide has recently been added to the periodic table.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4383 on: May 04, 2013, 05:57:18 AM »
Carbon monoxide has recently been added to the periodic table.
The Periodic Table of Fail?
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4384 on: May 06, 2013, 08:42:56 PM »
I'm so dru nk this is pribably the worst palce I've ver r QAXben in y li9ve. I wish my baby coul dunderstand how much I lvoe her.  She'll never know that Ilove her invinitely more than her biological faher chould ever llove her.

pedo

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Raist

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4385 on: May 12, 2013, 06:08:35 PM »
Awww Nomad is some sort of cucold raising another dude's baby.


I wish I had a baby. :(

<3 you nomad and proud of you for being a daddy type figure.

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markjo

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4386 on: May 20, 2013, 12:32:02 PM »
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4387 on: May 20, 2013, 12:39:03 PM »
The one time you come up with a valid addition to the out-of-context thread, you post it in the wrong thread.  Well, I suppose it's the right thread now.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4388 on: May 29, 2013, 09:52:40 PM »
But the stars don't rotate on your round earth, the earth does doesn't it?
So at the north pole, where you don't rotate, neither should the stars.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4389 on: May 29, 2013, 11:25:01 PM »
Awww Nomad is some sort of cucold raising another dude's baby.


I wish I had a baby. :(

<3 you nomad and proud of you for being a daddy type figure.

Yes.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4390 on: June 04, 2013, 06:27:45 PM »
I'll Google the shortcut for opening the command-line right away.
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4391 on: June 04, 2013, 06:51:20 PM »
I'll Google the shortcut for opening the command-line right away.


You embarrass yourself.
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4392 on: June 04, 2013, 09:19:50 PM »
I'll Google the shortcut for opening the command-line right away.


You embarrass yourself.
I'm only doing my job, sir.
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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markjo

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4393 on: June 06, 2013, 06:34:46 PM »
Colder temperatures cause water to expand and hotter temperatures cause water to contract.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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« Reply #4394 on: June 06, 2013, 07:30:33 PM »
Colder temperatures cause water to expand and hotter temperatures cause water to contract.
What he said is true for 0-4 degrees C.
ANNIHILATOR OF  SHIFTER

It's no slur if it's fact.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4395 on: June 06, 2013, 08:05:07 PM »
Markjo continues to place "sorta-kinda fails" into the "M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL" thread.

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markjo

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4396 on: June 07, 2013, 05:29:29 AM »
*sigh*  Is this better?
I think it's temperature that causes the tides.  Colder temperatures cause water to expand and hotter temperatures cause water to contract.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Parsifal

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4397 on: June 07, 2013, 05:40:07 AM »
*sigh*  Is this better?
I think it's temperature that causes the tides.  Colder temperatures cause water to expand and hotter temperatures cause water to contract.

You're getting better at producing failure, yes. However, you seem to have missed the point; you're supposed to post it in other threads, and then people will quote you here.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4398 on: July 08, 2013, 06:13:14 PM »
lol both of you responded to my post.
Yes, sweetheart, that's how Internet fora work.
ok
Please tell me you're going to fuck up and claim that I've misspelled one of those words. Pretty please.
Why is one capitalized and one is not. Please teach me why.
Too slow. I saw why.
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4399 on: July 16, 2013, 06:07:08 AM »
Having some Glenfiddich 15yo. I think it's the oldes whisky I've had so far. It's good, and it's nice with a few drops of Talisker as well.

8/10.


Mugsy put 'oldes' as if that's a word, when obviously, it fucking isn't, which he'd know if he wasn't such a FUCKING RETARDED DICKHEAD

HAHA

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Son of Orospu

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4400 on: July 16, 2013, 09:05:00 AM »
Having some Glenfiddich 15yo. I think it's the oldes whisky I've had so far. It's good, and it's nice with a few drops of Talisker as well.

8/10.


Mugsy put 'oldes' as if that's a word, when obviously, it fucking isn't, which he'd know if he wasn't such a FUCKING RETARDED DICKHEAD

HAHA

He's just drunk, as always. 

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4401 on: July 26, 2013, 04:40:38 PM »
Guys, I think I found A&A on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=k-uTnqYHZ-I

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4402 on: July 31, 2013, 12:13:11 PM »
What do radio waves have to do with photons?
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4403 on: July 31, 2013, 01:04:52 PM »
OK, I should have been more specific.  What does radio frequency energy propagation, refraction, and detection, as pertaining to bouncing signals off the moon, have to do with a laser shining at a theoretical retro-reflector and collecting a few photons?
They are both bouncing EM radiation (photons) off of the moon and then detecting those photons when they return to earth.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4404 on: July 31, 2013, 03:00:12 PM »
Jroa, I really hate to say this, but nothing Markjo said in that post is even remotely incorrect.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4405 on: July 31, 2013, 03:23:45 PM »
I'm failing to see the fail there.

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Son of Orospu

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4406 on: July 31, 2013, 03:26:32 PM »
Am I failing to fail?

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markjo

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4407 on: July 31, 2013, 07:31:41 PM »
Am I failing to fail?
If you try to fail and you succeed, what have you accomplished?
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4408 on: July 31, 2013, 08:19:09 PM »
Am I failing to fail?
If you try to fail and you succeed, what have you accomplished?

What is with you and throwing out these stupid one-liners?  They're not funny.  They just shit up threads.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4409 on: July 31, 2013, 09:21:44 PM »
I think Markjo's reputation as a thread destroyer is starting to become its own separate organism that follows him around and does his job for him, regardless of what his posts contain.