One of you flat-earthers said you don't believe in gravity, you believe in "intelligent falling." After some research, I found that intelligent falling is basically god telling objects to fall.
Here's the kicker:
The scientist that came up with this brilliant concept argued it this way:
"There are gaps in the logic of gravity, thats why it can't be true."
Awesome. We know for a fact that mass does attract. We know for a fact that larger objects of mass attract more, but.... We don't know exactly why it exists, so it's crazy talk.
So, it must be GOD pushing down every object with his invisible hands.
Makes crazy sense guys, I'm a believer now.