I won Babyhighspeed's $1000,000 dollar challenge.

To be fair I don't really have any evidence to support my assertion bar a video of an owl hooting...

But I still hope to get at least 250 tl;dr pages out of it.

I mean why not?

To be fair I don't really have any evidence to support my assertion bar a video of an owl hooting...

But I still hope to get at least 250 tl;dr pages out of it.

I mean why not?

You sound like a twerp...you must be sick. I am very good looking, very popular (at least 0-1 people talk to me a day), very rich, brave and very good looking.

Come to my office, I will show you... Anybody that comes gets a strawberry store brand soda for their troubles. I have A&W cream soda but that is for me, not for guests.

You need to post a pic of yourself with a bowl on your head so we can verify that you are insane.
That strawberry soda does sound pretty good, though.

Quote from: Papa Legba on February 10, 2018, 02:54:08 AM

To be fair I don't really have any evidence to support my assertion bar a video of an owl hooting...

But I still hope to get at least 250 tl;dr pages out of it.

I mean why not?

You sound like a twerp...you must be sick. I am very good looking, very popular (at least 0-1 people talk to me a day), very rich, brave and very good looking.

Come to my office, I will show you... Anybody that comes gets a strawberry store brand soda for their troubles. I have A&W cream soda but that is for me, not for guests.

You owe me ten million dollars.

If you do not pay me that twenty million dollars I will make this thread last forever.

Thirty million dollars is a small price to pay to prevent such a forum holocaust for a man of your means.

So cough up the forty mill now.

You owe me ten million dollars.

If you do not pay me that twenty million dollars I will make this thread last forever.

Thirty million dollars is a small price to pay to prevent such a forum holocaust for a man of your means.

So cough up the forty mill now.

I see you have played knifey spoony before

Quote from: Papa Legba on February 10, 2018, 03:24:04 AM

You owe me ten million dollars.

If you do not pay me that twenty million dollars I will make this thread last forever.

Thirty million dollars is a small price to pay to prevent such a forum holocaust for a man of your means.

So cough up the forty mill now.

I see you have played knifey spoony before

Please pay me the hundred and ten million dollars you owe me.

My owl and I won your challenge fair and square: details on my popular website www.shitmeandmyowljustmadeup.com

One hundred and twenty million dollars now, please.

Just pay the man his 200 million already so we can end this thrread. 

Just pay the man his 200 million already so we can end this thrread.

210 million you mean?

Don't you start trying to gyp me too!

It has always been 240 million, but what is a few millions here or there?  Crumbs...

It has always been 240 million, but what is a few millions here or there?  Crumbs...

It's not just the 250 million, he also owes me ten speedboats, a vineyard in Bordeaux, 15,000 acres of virgin Bolivian rainforest, a reenactment of the shootout at the ok Corral, a replay of Superbowl 51 using all the same players but in a Roman Colosseum,  and a small pot cat for my mantlepiece...

It is a scandal.

How about if he just shows you his manboobs?

How about if he just shows you his manboobs?

That word is usually shortened to just "moobs".

As in "lol that fat bastard looks like mooby dick", or similar.

But you are trying to distract from my 260 million aren't you?

I will have it, oh yes I will!

What if you could collect the 280 million by simply looking at his moobs?

I love these jokes.
300 million? Wow 320 million dollars is a lot of money what will you do with the 340 million Papa?

Do you have nice moobs?  350 million is a lot of money.  I need guarantees.

What if you could collect the 280 million by simply looking at his moobs?

I believe I could undergo such trauma in return for 360 million dollars...

But will BHS agree?

Or will he Welch again?

And what about the small pot cat for my mantlepiece?

Dammit I am very conflicted right now!

And what about the small pot cat for my mantlepiece?

I would actually agree to this if you took a picture of where you put it and posted after receiving.

I like the Welsh.  They simply can't speak Enlish.  But, I would be surprised if one of those bumbasses has 1 million, much less 380 million bucks. 

Quote from: Papa Legba on February 11, 2018, 05:04:48 AM

And what about the small pot cat for my mantlepiece?

I would actually agree to this if you took a picture of where you put it and posted after receiving.

As stated, it would be placed upon my mantlepiece.

That is all you need to know about the matter.

Now, about those 370 million bitcoins you owe me...

Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 11, 2018, 05:11:46 AM

Quote from: Papa Legba on February 11, 2018, 05:04:48 AM

And what about the small pot cat for my mantlepiece?

I would actually agree to this if you took a picture of where you put it and posted after receiving.

As stated, it would be placed upon my mantlepiece.

That is all you need to know about the matter.

Now, about those 370 million bitcoins you owe me...

Where is the reward in that?

For all I know you would throw it in the trash.

I have feelings too ya know

Quote from: Papa Legba on February 11, 2018, 05:17:27 AM

Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 11, 2018, 05:11:46 AM

Quote from: Papa Legba on February 11, 2018, 05:04:48 AM

And what about the small pot cat for my mantlepiece?

I would actually agree to this if you took a picture of where you put it and posted after receiving.

As stated, it would be placed upon my mantlepiece.

That is all you need to know about the matter.

Now, about those 370 million bitcoins you owe me...

Where is the reward in that?

For all I know you would throw it in the trash.

I have feelings too ya know

I know Texans are slow and all, but I did not realize they are idiots. 

Quote from: Papa Legba on February 11, 2018, 05:17:27 AM

Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 11, 2018, 05:11:46 AM

Quote from: Papa Legba on February 11, 2018, 05:04:48 AM

And what about the small pot cat for my mantlepiece?

I would actually agree to this if you took a picture of where you put it and posted after receiving.

As stated, it would be placed upon my mantlepiece.

That is all you need to know about the matter.

Now, about those 370 million bitcoins you owe me...

Where is the reward in that?

For all I know you would throw it in the trash.

I have feelings too ya know

This is not about pot cat mantlepiece positioning verification.

It is about the 380 million bitcoins you owe me.

Stop changing the subject.

I know Texans are slow and all, but I did not realize they are idiots.

You must be feeling extra insecure this morning. Get turned down again last night?

Must be getting old by now.

This is not about pot cat mantlepiece positioning verification.

It is about the 380 million bitcoins you owe me.

Stop changing the subject.

What if I get you a legba statue for your mantle?

Also if you want money, I will get you some Tesla stock, I know you would love that.

Quote from: jroa on February 11, 2018, 05:23:13 AM

I know Texans are slow and all, but I did not realize they are idiots.

You must be feeling extra insecure this morning. Get turned down again last night?

Must be getting old by now.

Quote from: Papa Legba on February 11, 2018, 05:25:27 AM

This is not about pot cat mantlepiece positioning verification.

It is about the 380 million bitcoins you owe me.

Stop changing the subject.

What if I get you a legba statue for your mantle?

Also if you want money, I will get you some Tesla stock, I know you would love that.

You said you'd give me a Faberge egg for my mantlepiece and 390 million bitcoins if I won your challenge.

My non-sexually harrassing owl won fair and square...

Now cough up the 400 million bitcoins and both those Faberge eggs.

Or could it be that you never in fact had 410 million bitcoins and three Faberge eggs to give me in the first place?

Dumbass.  I am a Texan.  You make us look like idiots.  Now, caugh up the 430 million bucks.

Dumbass.  I am a Texan.  You make us look like idiots.  Now, caugh up the 430 million bucks.

It's 440 million bitcoins now.

Plus four Faberge eggs for my mantlepiece.

For 450 million, you could buy a mantle to go along with your masterpiece.

For 450 million, you could buy a mantle to go along with your masterpiece.

I plan on buying this with my 460 million bitcoins:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckingham_Palace

And I will then have it gold plated.

There will be plenty of room for my four dozen Faberge eggs in there somewhere...

To be fair I don't really have any evidence to support my assertion bar a video of an owl hooting...

But I still hope to get at least 250 tl;dr pages out of it.

I mean why not?

The only thing you won is an extra chromosome.

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Now, what of those 470 million btc?