The Flat Earth Society
Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Q&A => Topic started by: Abe_Fletcher on February 18, 2008, 03:40:07 AM
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Hi guys,
I though this would be the best place to post this as I am sure you guys are well experienced in this space.
I feel like taking lots of hallucinogens so I think there is no gravity and that the earth is flat. So I was wondering how you guys maintain a steady stream of hallucinogens and then I thought AHHH they must share GPS cords of their dealers so then every one can find them.. then I thought.. hang on GPS uses satellites for positioning and they would just run in to the ice wall so that surely wouldn't work. Then I realized it... You buy all your Hallucinogens from thoes Scientology churches.
Problem is how do you pay for all of these drugs, I mean I am a programmer and telecommunications expert so I have plenty of money but you guys couldn't do thoes jobs because trying to setup satellite links for telecommunications would go against your FE religion. So I assume you are all like those bums that I see in gutters begging for money, but does that really pay enough to buy drugs and what you go on this forum at net cafes.
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We steal them
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From old, saggy tittied women.
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Hi guys,
I though this would be the best place to post this as I am sure you guys are well experienced in this space.
I feel like taking lots of hallucinogens so I think there is no gravity and that the earth is flat. So I was wondering how you guys maintain a steady stream of hallucinogens and then I thought AHHH they must share GPS cords of their dealers so then every one can find them.. then I thought.. hang on GPS uses satellites for positioning and they would just run in to the ice wall so that surely wouldn't work. Then I realized it... You buy all your Hallucinogens from thoes Scientology churches.
Problem is how do you pay for all of these drugs, I mean I am a programmer and telecommunications expert so I have plenty of money but you guys couldn't do thoes jobs because trying to setup satellite links for telecommunications would go against your FE religion. So I assume you are all like those bums that I see in gutters begging for money, but does that really pay enough to buy drugs and what you go on this forum at net cafes.
There is nothing religious about the Earth being flat. I am also a programmer and computer scientist.
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Nothing bastardized about that.
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Nothing bastardized about that.
???
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Maybe.
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Maybe.
What do you charge?
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That was actually a pretty unique way to troll. I respect this noob. Is he still here?
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No he's dead
Z baby, I need your address if I'm gonna send you a postcard from Russia land
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Nothing bastardized about that.
???
Well, maybe the children.
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Nothing bastardized about that.
???
Well, maybe the children.
yeah
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I'll PM you. Hey! Maybe you'll be my first post in my new place!
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ooo excitement!
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Maybe.
What do you charge?
Interested?
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Maybe.
What do you charge?
Interested?
Only if you're cheap
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Maybe.
What do you charge?
Interested?
Only if you're cheap
Gayer there is no wat he is half as cheap as you. Give it up, and come have my babies.
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Maybe.
What do you charge?
Interested?
Only if you're cheap
Gayer there is no wat he is half as cheap as you. Give it up, and come have my babies.
I know, I am so cheap :( I almost did it for half a valium last night but then I remembered that's just stupid
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Maybe.
What do you charge?
Interested?
Only if you're cheap
Gayer there is no wat he is half as cheap as you. Give it up, and come have my babies.
I know, I am so cheap :( I almost did it for half a valium last night but then I remembered that's just stupid
Gayer you are worth at least 3 valium. smile.
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Maybe.
What do you charge?
Interested?
Only if you're cheap
Gayer there is no wat he is half as cheap as you. Give it up, and come have my babies.
I know, I am so cheap :( I almost did it for half a valium last night but then I remembered that's just stupid
Gayer you are worth at least 3 valium. smile.
yay 3 valium
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There are other, shall we say, "illegitimate" ways of making money.
Have you been prostituting yourself?!
Maybe.
What do you charge?
Interested?
Only if you're cheap
Gayer there is no wat he is half as cheap as you. Give it up, and come have my babies.
I know, I am so cheap :( I almost did it for half a valium last night but then I remembered that's just stupid
Gayer you are worth at least 3 valium. smile.
yay 3 valium
Pills are bad. You are starting to remind me of a girl i know. Don't have sex for pills.
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I couldn't sleep
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Most people I charge $50. For you... $100.
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Bah! Why?
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Exchange rates.
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Damnit
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Sorry.
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I hate you
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So what else is new? ::)
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There is nothing new under the sun
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As Username already pointed out, zetetcism is science. Globularism, in most of its manifestations, is actually more like a religion than globularism, in the sense that I guarantee that every zeteticist under the sun (literally), has studied the subject with some element of empiricism, whereas the vast majority of globularists adhere to their theory purely based on the say-so of authority figures.
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What we need is a steel cage match.
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We grow them while prostituting you out in our sleep.