F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.

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Salviati

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F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« on: April 08, 2013, 08:21:42 AM »
The jokes should be in the form:
How many Fe'ers / Re'ers (or something else) does it take to change a lightbulb?

This is mine:

How many Fe'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?
No one. They change only bendy lightbulbs.
Q: Why do you think the Earth is round?
A: Look out the window!

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Blanko

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2013, 08:22:47 AM »
You are the worst.

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Rushy

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2013, 08:34:25 AM »
FE'ers are the educated elite and thus would never do some manual task such as changing a light bulb. Only a peasant RE'er would be suited to such things, thus you need to modify your opening post to:

How many Re'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?


Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2013, 10:16:45 AM »
The jokes should be in the form:
How many Fe'ers / Re'ers (or something else) does it take to change a lightbulb?

This is mine:

How many Sceptis does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, as light bulbs don't exist

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Parsifal

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2013, 10:35:17 AM »
Q: How many REers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but first you need to convince them that because a light bulb looks broken, it is broken.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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hoppy

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2013, 10:40:21 AM »
QUESTION:How many Scepti's does it take to change a lightbulb?

ANSWER: None, because lightbulbs don't exist. You brainwashed idiot.
God is real.                                         
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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2013, 10:46:55 AM »
Q:  How many NASA technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  Seventy, and they plan it for two weeks and when they finally get around to it the weather's bad so they postpone it till next week. The lightbulb costs 3 million dollars.

(Not mine, i found it)
Q: Why do you think the Earth is round?
A: Look out the window!

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Rushy

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2013, 11:07:50 AM »
Please stop.

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Shmeggley

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2013, 11:35:25 AM »
Q: How many Fe'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The FES does not have the manpower or resources to handle such an undertaking, why don't you try it yourself and get back to us?
Giess what? I am a tin foil hat conspiracy lunatic who knows nothing... See what I'm getting at here?

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sceptimatic

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2013, 03:29:34 PM »
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PizzaPlanet

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2013, 03:40:32 PM »
Q: How many angry noobs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Haha, the Earth is a cube.
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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sceptimatic

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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2013, 03:45:02 PM »
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2013, 04:09:58 PM »
Q: How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Daniel is still looking into it.

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PizzaPlanet

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2013, 04:17:10 PM »
Q: How many niSorry PizzaPlanet, you are banned from using this forum!
hacking your precious forum as we speak 8) 8) 8)

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2013, 04:17:46 PM »
Q: How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Daniel is still looking into it.

This is a high quality post in a low quality thread.
I work nights are get the feeling of impennding doom for things most people take for granted.

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Salviati

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2013, 04:19:08 PM »
Q: How many John Davis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, but first he reinvents the lightbulb.
Q: Why do you think the Earth is round?
A: Look out the window!

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spoon

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2013, 04:25:52 PM »
Goddamit why am i contributing?

Q: How many zetetic mathematicians does it take to change 1/5 of a lightbulb?

A: 1... or 1+1, same thing.
I work nights are get the feeling of impennding doom for things most people take for granted.

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Benjamin Franklin

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2013, 07:21:12 PM »
How many people does it take to make a shitty thread?

Just one.

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Ski

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2013, 11:59:40 PM »
Q: How many Fe'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The FES does not have the manpower or resources to handle such an undertaking, why don't you try it yourself and get back to us?

This is my favourite. Saddam gets an honourable mention.
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Lorddave

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2013, 03:35:45 AM »
Q: How many fes members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lurk Moar.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2013, 10:23:46 PM »
Q.  How many Sceptimatics does it take to change a light bulb.

A.  One I guess, but most people have been brainwashed into thinking the bulb is actually screwed in and out. 

If one directs their attention to this super high quality award winning piece of art I have created after several hours of tireless effort in MS Paint, one will see that the threads do not line up. 

Clearly when looking at the bulb threads and the socket threads just before insertion, one can see they are angled opposite ways. 

The notion that the light bulb actually screws into the socket is a bunch of bumbkiss hobb-knobbery spoon fed to the sheeple by scientists. 

Because I dance to the beat of a different drummer-boy and choose to think outside the box, I know with 100% certainty that the act of rotating the bulb up into the socket creates an electro-magnetic self sustaining field that holds it in place.

NOT some BS thread magic theory.

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Re: F.E.S. lightbulb joke contest.
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2013, 12:59:12 AM »
Q: How many John Davis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, but first he reinvents the lightbulb.

After having a mystical revelation.