Q. How many Sceptimatics does it take to change a light bulb.
A. One I guess, but most people have been brainwashed into thinking the bulb is actually screwed in and out.
If one directs their attention to this super high quality award winning piece of art I have created after several hours of tireless effort in MS Paint, one will see that the threads do not line up.
Clearly when looking at the bulb threads and the socket threads just before insertion, one can see they are angled opposite ways.
The notion that the light bulb actually screws into the socket is a bunch of bumbkiss hobb-knobbery spoon fed to the sheeple by scientists.
Because I dance to the beat of a different drummer-boy and choose to think outside the box, I know with 100% certainty that the act of rotating the bulb up into the socket creates an electro-magnetic self sustaining field that holds it in place.
NOT some BS thread magic theory.