Pop quiz

  • 49 Replies
  • 4225 Views
*

Crouton

  • Flat Earth Inspector General of High Fashion Crimes and Misdemeanors
  • Planar Moderator
  • 16354
  • Djinn
Pop quiz
« on: December 20, 2019, 04:37:23 PM »
You pull into a 7-11 to get a big gulp.  Before you get out of the car you notice a van pull up and four people get out and grab rifles from out of the back and are heading towards the entrance.

What do you do?

I chose to go to a different 7-11. 
Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
The truth behind NASA's budget

*

Space Cowgirl

  • MOM
  • Administrator
  • 49876
  • Official FE Recruiter
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2019, 04:42:21 PM »
You get your rifle out of your trunk and join the rifle party inside the 7-11. They have ice cream and cake.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

*

boydster

  • Assistant to the Regional Manager
  • Planar Moderator
  • 17757
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2019, 05:16:30 PM »
I say you flip them off and key the passenger side of the van.

*

mak3m

  • 737
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2019, 01:32:59 AM »
I do what any upstanding person would do these days and reach for my phone.
You have to learn to reply without quoting a long previous answer.

*

Wolvaccine

  • EXTRA SPICY MODE
  • 25833
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2019, 02:14:34 AM »
I would get out and say 'excuse me gentlemen, do you mind putting your guns back in your car and behave like upstanding members of the community FOR ONCE IN YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE!!!?'

Quote from: sokarul
what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place

*

wise

  • Professor
  • Flat Earth Scientist
  • 25477
  • The Only Yang Scholar in The Ying Universe
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2019, 06:58:09 AM »
If armed people are entering 7-11, so I need to reconsider my preferences for meal. Reaching the phone is not a good idea. this may cause them to react if they notice. If they came to kill someone and it wasn't me, then why would I give them the opportunity to kill myself. in such a case, it would make more sense to move away from there without taking attention and then call. if you are far enough away, you can disturb them by sounding the horn and attract the attention of others. Remember, priority is your life, then others. if you die you can't call and warn anyone. If you survive, you can be sure that at least someone calls the police and the ambulance.

There is just a bit difference being stupid or being hero. And those two concepts are generally being mixed. You're not a cop. You are not authorized to intervene in social events. You will not be able to intervene the bad events there But when you call the ambulance, you can become one  his hidden hero by preventing one of the wounded from dying.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

Come on bro, just admit that the the earth isn't a sphere, you won't even be wrong

*

Crouton

  • Flat Earth Inspector General of High Fashion Crimes and Misdemeanors
  • Planar Moderator
  • 16354
  • Djinn
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2019, 07:14:13 AM »
I should add, this was almost certainly innocent.  Just people that are way too comfortable brandishing firearms in public.

For me it's just that if I was stuck in a burglary then I'd feel very silly trying to explain to the police that I saw them walking into the 7 11 with guns and I just shrugged it off because I was really thirsty.
Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
The truth behind NASA's budget

*

Space Cowgirl

  • MOM
  • Administrator
  • 49876
  • Official FE Recruiter
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2019, 08:07:07 AM »
I knew it was a rifle party!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

*

Crouton

  • Flat Earth Inspector General of High Fashion Crimes and Misdemeanors
  • Planar Moderator
  • 16354
  • Djinn
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2019, 08:47:07 AM »
I believe that's the most likely explanation.

I know this is Utah so I expect to see some firearms in public.  I'd just like maybe a 50% reduction in the numbers of rifles or maybe the caliber.
Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
The truth behind NASA's budget

*

sokarul

  • 19303
  • Extra Racist
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2019, 09:06:06 AM »
You pull into a 7-11 to get a big gulp.  Before you get out of the car you notice a van pull up and four people get out and grab rifles from out of the back and are heading towards the entrance.

What do you do?

I chose to go to a different 7-11.

You wonder why they weren’t holding their rifle like a normal person.
ANNIHILATOR OF  SHIFTER

It's no slur if it's fact.

*

mak3m

  • 737
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2019, 11:12:38 AM »
I believe that's the most likely explanation.

I know this is Utah so I expect to see some firearms in public.  I'd just like maybe a 50% reduction in the numbers of rifles or maybe the caliber.

From UK mind is blown, why would you go shopping with an assault rifle  :o
You have to learn to reply without quoting a long previous answer.

*

Space Cowgirl

  • MOM
  • Administrator
  • 49876
  • Official FE Recruiter
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2019, 11:15:05 AM »
There are people here who like to show off their guns every time some ding dong on the TV says the Democrats are gonna take all the guns.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

*

mak3m

  • 737
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2019, 12:18:33 PM »
Yobs in the UK are civilised, they just stab each other o_O
You have to learn to reply without quoting a long previous answer.

*

Crouton

  • Flat Earth Inspector General of High Fashion Crimes and Misdemeanors
  • Planar Moderator
  • 16354
  • Djinn
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2019, 12:34:13 PM »
I hear acid attacks are all the rage there.

I can picture a bunch of English hillbillies yelling about the government will never take their acid.
Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
The truth behind NASA's budget

*

wise

  • Professor
  • Flat Earth Scientist
  • 25477
  • The Only Yang Scholar in The Ying Universe
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2019, 12:41:32 PM »
Rifle handling and attack culture are not the same. The fact that carrying guns reduces the crime rate. I do not know how in the United States and England but I know here. Black Sea region of Turkey, there are weapon at every home because it is mountainous and forested and often armed people to appear. however, the same region is also the region with the lowest crime rate. my observation is that there is a weapon for everyone and that others are aware of this situation, which is a deterrent for those who want to commit a crime.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

Come on bro, just admit that the the earth isn't a sphere, you won't even be wrong

*

mak3m

  • 737
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2019, 01:49:32 PM »
I hear acid attacks are all the rage there.

I can picture a bunch of English hillbillies yelling about the government will never take their acid.
No written constitution so no right to bear corrosive substances
You have to learn to reply without quoting a long previous answer.

*

Space Cowgirl

  • MOM
  • Administrator
  • 49876
  • Official FE Recruiter
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2019, 03:29:16 PM »
It is hunting season, maybe they were hunting icees. YOU NEED A RIFLE FOR THAT.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2019, 06:32:52 PM »
Take one of their rifles and do exhibition drill (NJROTC)

*

Bullwinkle

  • The Elder Ones
  • 21053
  • Standard Idiot
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2019, 11:22:55 PM »
Perhaps they didn't want to leave their guns in the van
in case they got stolen by criminals.

*

faded mike

  • 2731
  • I'm thinkin flat
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2019, 12:58:19 AM »
Is Utah violent crimes alot?
"Using our vast surveillance system, we've uncovered revolutionary new information..."
           -them

theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

kids: say no to drugs

*

Crouton

  • Flat Earth Inspector General of High Fashion Crimes and Misdemeanors
  • Planar Moderator
  • 16354
  • Djinn
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2019, 06:59:12 AM »
It's actually pretty safe. The state has a lot of things going for it.

As long as you can tolerate all these fucking Mormons.
Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
The truth behind NASA's budget

*

faded mike

  • 2731
  • I'm thinkin flat
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2019, 01:33:22 PM »
 Is Utah the tallest state in the us? (like elevation)
"Using our vast surveillance system, we've uncovered revolutionary new information..."
           -them

theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

kids: say no to drugs

*

sokarul

  • 19303
  • Extra Racist
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2019, 01:34:32 PM »
No.

ANNIHILATOR OF  SHIFTER

It's no slur if it's fact.

*

Bullwinkle

  • The Elder Ones
  • 21053
  • Standard Idiot
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2019, 01:25:23 AM »
Is Utah the tallest state in the us? (like elevation)

Average height? I dunno.

Otherwise, Denali in Alaska, over  20,000 ft

*

Jura-Glenlivet II

  • Flat Earth Inquisitor
  • 6063
  • Will I still be perfect tomorrow?
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2019, 04:40:42 AM »

What happened to Caribou Barbie?

What's a 7/11?
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.

*

mak3m

  • 737
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2019, 04:42:19 AM »
You have to learn to reply without quoting a long previous answer.

*

Bullwinkle

  • The Elder Ones
  • 21053
  • Standard Idiot
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2019, 04:43:25 AM »

What happened to Caribou Barbie?

It wasn't me!

*

Jura-Glenlivet II

  • Flat Earth Inquisitor
  • 6063
  • Will I still be perfect tomorrow?
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2019, 04:51:43 AM »
So, in Mormon land, people carry rifles to go to the co-op? Have you been back since to enquire if there was an incident or if it was just a show and tell, or they were buying a lot of something that other Mormons might want to take away from them (young wives?), I think I need to know at least a bit more before I decide it’s a place I won’t be visiting.
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.

*

wise

  • Professor
  • Flat Earth Scientist
  • 25477
  • The Only Yang Scholar in The Ying Universe
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2019, 05:35:44 AM »

What's a 7/11?

CO-OP
An earlier version of 9/11  ;D

It was 7/11 at the beginning, then 9/11 happened and 11/11 will be soon... It is interesting I knew it in Istanbul and she does not awared it in UK. It is already a US based company as far as I guess. Or the cave she lives hasen't a 7/11.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

Come on bro, just admit that the the earth isn't a sphere, you won't even be wrong

*

Bullwinkle

  • The Elder Ones
  • 21053
  • Standard Idiot
Re: Pop quiz
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2019, 05:54:37 AM »
So, in Mormon land, people carry rifles to go to the co-op? Have you been back since to enquire if there was an incident or if it was just a show and tell, or they were buying a lot of something that other Mormons might want to take away from them (young wives?), I think I need to know at least a bit more before I decide it’s a place I won’t be visiting.

They are defending their magic panties.