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Amphibian Conspiracy

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Amphibian Conspiracy
« on: May 24, 2013, 10:21:46 PM »
Why do reptiles have so much importance?
What about Amphibians?
Surely they have some role in the conspiracy as well.
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Re: Amphibian Conspiracy
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2013, 11:23:19 PM »
iwanttobelieve, please elaborate before I move this thread.   >o<
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Re: Amphibian Conspiracy
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2013, 02:16:15 AM »
I have conducted much research into the reptilian agenda and have concluded that they are using the underside of the earth to store ammunition and tinned insects. However they seem to pervade every echelon of society ensuring that their true identity remains secret. Even on this website we have an administrator who delights in claiming that they do not exist.

It is my deep suspicion that John Davis is a lizardman. It would explain almost everything.  I ask the zetetic council to gather and devise a series of ordeals involving fire, acid and torture to determine his true form.
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Re: Amphibian Conspiracy
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2013, 09:39:42 AM »
Quote from: iwanttobelieve on May 24, 2013, 10:21:46 PM
Why do reptiles have so much importance?
What about Amphibians?
Surely they have some role in the conspiracy as well.
I don't know why they put so much importance on reptiles.  It is likely due to the way they think and the underlying structure of the human brain.  The reptilian portions attributing to some of the lesser emotions and acts of man, abstraction being found in the mammalian areas and the rest of core similarities being tied to things like parental instinct, feeding, and other base behavior necessary for survival.
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Re: Amphibian Conspiracy
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2013, 09:45:53 AM »
There's also the fact that from a human perspective, reptiles tend to have more menacing features than amphibians, making them a better candidate for the villainous role.
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Re: Amphibian Conspiracy
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2013, 09:50:02 AM »
Indeed.  I would not be surprised if they appear more menacing to us due to a memory engrained in hereditary.
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