My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2012, 05:06:40 PM »
Dear everyone in this thread, the OP was clearly a lampoon of creationists not an actual troll. You are all retarted.


PS toasting in this proll bread.
I would go back and re-read the thread. Most people have commented on the troll situation and then people other than the OP started the debate back up.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2012, 01:55:29 PM »
100 Reasons Evolution is Stupid:

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Disclaimer: I am confused. Everything I say is speculative and not admissible in a court of law; however, I am neither insane nor a threat to myself or others. I am simply curious about everything in life and enjoy talking about crazy shit. Oh, & btw I like turtles.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2012, 10:37:14 PM »
You sure love utoob

Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2012, 07:20:53 PM »
CARL SAGAN is wrong  http://www.docbug.com/blog/archives/000701.html

this is from "cosmos" and it completely misrepresents evolution

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2012, 07:14:23 PM »
Take carbon dating for instance. Scientist claim that the Half life of Carbon is 5730±40 years - They are even so arrogant as to claim that the figure can only be off by a mere 40 years.

So, with this data scientists then assert that you can determine the age of something by measuring the amount of carbon that is left.

This is absolutely ridiculous because they are assuming that the rate at which Carbon decays is a constant variable and has remained the same since the beginning of time. What if carbon is deteriorating slower than it was 1000 years ago? What if it's faster?

That's just it you do not know. No one lived 1000 years ago so there is no way to determine how things were. We have ancient stone tablets with scriptures that are 1000s of years old. Yet, people claim that their wisdom is right and the Bible is wrong. Tell me, what other religious text says:

Didn't I cover this bull already in another thread?  The reason scientists trust that the decay of carbon is the same now as it has been in the past is not because they just assume it.  They do vigorous cross checking with other dating methods to confirm it.  Ice cores, tree rings, sediment layers and more than a dozen other radiometric dating methods other than carbon can all reinforce and confirm each others accuracy.  In order to suggest that carbon had a different decay rate in the past, all of these methods would have to as well.  Not only that, they all would have to correspond to the exact same error rate.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2012, 02:27:32 PM »
CARL SAGAN is wrong  http://www.docbug.com/blog/archives/000701.html

this is from "cosmos" and it completely misrepresents evolution

Why has the women evolved with a huge bush?


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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2012, 07:05:18 PM »
CARL SAGAN is wrong  http://www.docbug.com/blog/archives/000701.html

this is from "cosmos" and it completely misrepresents evolution

Why has the women evolved with a huge bush?
Nature likes em hairy.
Gone.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2012, 10:59:06 PM »
If everything evolved from something else, where did the universe come from?

Checkmate, atheists.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2012, 11:09:17 PM »
2 branes rubbed together, thus the Universe.

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Ichimaru Gin :]

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2012, 02:29:44 PM »
Modern brains must have been just convergence.
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #40 on: June 12, 2012, 03:12:40 PM »
If everything evolved from something else, where did the universe come from?

Checkmate, atheists.

I don't think we said 'everything' evolves.

In a biological evolution context, the universe doesn't evolve.

The universe just exists, warts and all.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #41 on: June 12, 2012, 05:10:17 PM »
If everything evolved from something else, where did the universe come from?

Checkmate, atheists.
Same Place God did.

Checkmate, Everyone else.
Gone.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2012, 06:21:26 AM »
If everything evolved from something else, where did the universe come from?

Checkmate, atheists.
Same Place God did.

Checkmate, Everyone else.
Where did chess come from?

Checkmate, chess.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #43 on: June 14, 2012, 07:32:38 AM »
If everything evolved from something else, where did the universe come from?

Checkmate, atheists.
Same Place God did.

Checkmate, Everyone else.
Where did chess come from?

Checkmate, chess.

China.

Checkmate achessists

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2012, 01:40:16 PM »
where did china come from?

checkmate, achinaists

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #45 on: June 14, 2012, 02:15:35 PM »
where did china come from?

checkmate, achinaists
Chinese.
Checkmate Racists.
Gone.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #46 on: June 14, 2012, 07:52:51 PM »
Where did evolution come from?
I saw a slight haze in the hotel bathroom this morning after I took a shower, have I discovered a new planet?

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #47 on: June 15, 2012, 01:19:36 AM »
If everything evolved from something else, where did the universe come from?

Checkmate, atheists.

One of my favourite ideas for how the universe began is that our universe comes from a black hole that exists/existed within a 4D universe and became 3D during the process like a computer image or hologram. however there are of course many others because until a practical method of time travel is created nobody can actually prove what happened, and judging by this site even when/if we do prove what happened some won't believe it anyway in order to continue believing what they like despite any evidence given to them.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #48 on: June 15, 2012, 06:31:27 AM »
If everything evolved from something else, where did the universe come from?

Checkmate, atheists.

One of my favourite ideas for how the universe began is that our universe comes from a black hole that exists/existed within a 4D universe and became 3D during the process like a computer image or hologram. however there are of course many others because until a practical method of time travel is created nobody can actually prove what happened, and judging by this site even when/if we do prove what happened some won't believe it anyway in order to continue believing what they like despite any evidence given to them.




Do you have any evidence to support these outlandish claims?

God is real.                                         
http://www.scribd.com/doc/9665708/Flat-Earth-Bible-02-of-10-The-Flat-Earth

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #49 on: June 15, 2012, 07:13:55 AM »
If everything evolved from something else, where did the universe come from?

Checkmate, atheists.

One of my favourite ideas for how the universe began is that our universe comes from a black hole that exists/existed within a 4D universe and became 3D during the process like a computer image or hologram. however there are of course many others because until a practical method of time travel is created nobody can actually prove what happened, and judging by this site even when/if we do prove what happened some won't believe it anyway in order to continue believing what they like despite any evidence given to them.
Isn't 4D time?
Gone.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #50 on: June 15, 2012, 09:33:56 AM »
If everything evolved from something else, where did the universe come from?

Checkmate, atheists.

One of my favourite ideas for how the universe began is that our universe comes from a black hole that exists/existed within a 4D universe and became 3D during the process like a computer image or hologram. however there are of course many others because until a practical method of time travel is created nobody can actually prove what happened, and judging by this site even when/if we do prove what happened some won't believe it anyway in order to continue believing what they like despite any evidence given to them.
Isn't 4D time?

Isn't universe 11D?
This is not a joke society.
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #51 on: June 15, 2012, 09:41:23 AM »
Only on the richter scale.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #52 on: June 16, 2012, 03:13:57 AM »
hoppy give me till tomorow and i will find you some evidence, i can't do it today as i can only use the wii.

and lorddave who is to say it can't be both time and physical. i mean we exist and no matter how much 4d time you give a unfinnished comic it will not become finnished. it needs something in 3d for it to end. so we are both physical and act as time.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #53 on: June 16, 2012, 08:40:51 AM »
hoppy give me till tomorow and i will find you some evidence, i can't do it today as i can only use the wii.

and lorddave who is to say it can't be both time and physical. i mean we exist and no matter how much 4d time you give a unfinnished comic it will not become finnished. it needs something in 3d for it to end. so we are both physical and act as time.
Well since 4d has 3d as a subset then yes, it's both. 4d is the ability to exist and move in 4 dimensions: x,y,z, time.
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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #54 on: June 16, 2012, 11:25:19 AM »
I ain't from no monkey.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #55 on: June 19, 2012, 12:35:53 AM »
I ain't from no monkey.

None of us are; we share a common ancestor.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #56 on: June 19, 2012, 12:46:28 AM »
I ain't from no monkey.

None of us are; we share a common ancestor.

And that ancestor weren't no monkey.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #57 on: June 19, 2012, 03:06:12 AM »
I ain't from no monkey.

None of us are; we share a common ancestor.

And that ancestor weren't no monkey.
But it was a homo.
Gone.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #58 on: June 19, 2012, 03:43:02 AM »
I ain't from no monkey.

None of us are; we share a common ancestor.

And that ancestor weren't no monkey.
But it was a homo.

Now listen here, mister. My ancestors ain't no faggots.

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Re: My Teacher is Stupid, Evolution is Rong
« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2012, 03:56:11 AM »
I ain't from no monkey.

None of us are; we share a common ancestor.

And that ancestor weren't no monkey.
But it was a homo.

Now listen here, mister. My ancestors ain't no faggots.
They were convicts.