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PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

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Vogon Constructor Fleet

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PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« on: May 21, 2011, 04:32:39 AM »
This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy will require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2011, 04:40:27 AM by Vogon Constructor Fleet »
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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2011, 04:33:21 AM »
Wait, I think I know this one!  Isn't the answer 42?
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Quote from: wise on August 21, 2018, 11:47:45 PM
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?
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CheesusCrust

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2011, 05:59:54 AM »
No compensation? Fucking council.
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Quote from: PizzaPlanet on May 10, 2011, 08:24:12 PM
Cheesus is so wise I sometimes think he's my alt.
Quote from: Nomad on May 15, 2011, 10:01:47 AM
CheesusCrust is wise.
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Lorddave

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2011, 12:19:57 PM »
*runs around panicing. Running inside and outside while screaming*
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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2011, 01:28:56 PM »
this is trekkky's alt and he should beb anned imeediately for alt
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hoppy

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2011, 04:21:10 PM »
Quote from: Vogon Constructor Fleet on May 21, 2011, 04:32:39 AM
This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy will require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.

 Hi Vogon,
  Thank you. and welcome to TFES.
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Vongeo

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2011, 11:55:02 PM »
Replace me!


Whats so good about point B?
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Particle Person

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2011, 12:00:29 AM »
Whatever it is, it's good enough to destroy point C to get to it. :(
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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2011, 05:54:53 AM »
Wasn't that supposed to end with All Your Base Are Belong To Us?
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Crustinator

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2011, 06:21:50 AM »
No.,
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Lorddave

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2011, 08:55:37 AM »
Quote from: Particle Person on May 22, 2011, 12:00:29 AM
Whatever it is, it's good enough to destroy point C to get to it. :(
I'm at point D.

Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 05:54:53 AM
Wasn't that supposed to end with All Your Base Are Belong To Us?
Learn2hitchhiker
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Quote from: wise on May 26, 2023, 05:06:05 AM
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2011, 09:25:57 AM »
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 08:55:37 AM
Learn2hitchhiker

Purpose?  I have other more important things to learn.  Like my most recent scientific discovery.
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Particle Person

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2011, 10:11:24 AM »
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 08:55:37 AM
Learn2hitchhiker

Purpose?  I have other more important things to learn.  Like my most recent scientific discovery.

You should scientifically discover books.
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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2011, 10:16:11 AM »
Quote from: Particle Person on May 22, 2011, 10:11:24 AM
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 08:55:37 AM
Learn2hitchhiker

Purpose?  I have other more important things to learn.  Like my most recent scientific discovery.

You should scientifically discover books.

Fo' sho'.

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Particle Person

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2011, 10:42:43 AM »
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 10:16:11 AM
Quote from: Particle Person on May 22, 2011, 10:11:24 AM
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 08:55:37 AM
Learn2hitchhiker

Purpose?  I have other more important things to learn.  Like my most recent scientific discovery.

You should scientifically discover books.

Reported for mocking racial slang.

Fo' sho'.


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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2011, 10:47:12 AM »
Quote from: Particle Person on May 22, 2011, 10:42:43 AM
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 10:16:11 AM
Quote from: Particle Person on May 22, 2011, 10:11:24 AM
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 08:55:37 AM
Learn2hitchhiker

Purpose?  I have other more important things to learn.  Like my most recent scientific discovery.

You should scientifically discover books.

Reported for mocking racial slang.

Fo' sho'.



Reported for quote fail.
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Lorddave

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2011, 06:03:35 PM »
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 08:55:37 AM
Learn2hitchhiker

Purpose?  I have other more important things to learn.  Like my most recent scientific discovery.
Cultural enlightenment.

Also, you'll know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
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Quote from: wise on May 26, 2023, 05:06:05 AM
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.
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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2011, 06:04:17 PM »
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 06:03:35 PM
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 08:55:37 AM
Learn2hitchhiker

Purpose?  I have other more important things to learn.  Like my most recent scientific discovery.
Cultural enlightenment.

Also, you'll know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

SPOILER ALERT!  It's 42.
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Quote from: wise on August 21, 2018, 11:47:45 PM
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?
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General Disarray

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2011, 06:24:13 PM »
Don't forget to bring a towel!

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Lorddave

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2011, 06:28:01 PM »
Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 22, 2011, 06:04:17 PM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 06:03:35 PM
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 08:55:37 AM
Learn2hitchhiker

Purpose?  I have other more important things to learn.  Like my most recent scientific discovery.
Cultural enlightenment.

Also, you'll know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

SPOILER ALERT!  It's 42.

We're going to get lynched you know that?
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Quote from: wise on May 26, 2023, 05:06:05 AM
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.
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markjo

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2011, 11:50:47 AM »
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 06:28:01 PM
Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 22, 2011, 06:04:17 PM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 06:03:35 PM
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 08:55:37 AM
Learn2hitchhiker

Purpose?  I have other more important things to learn.  Like my most recent scientific discovery.
Cultural enlightenment.

Also, you'll know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

SPOILER ALERT!  It's 42.

We're going to get lynched you know that?

Not really.  You still need to figure out the ultimate question.  Of course, once you do, then they will cancel each other out and the universe will cease to exist.
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theonlydann

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2011, 01:38:30 PM »
I like where Mos Def is taking this thread.
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Lorddave

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2011, 04:23:47 PM »
Quote from: markjo on May 23, 2011, 11:50:47 AM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 06:28:01 PM
Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 22, 2011, 06:04:17 PM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 06:03:35 PM
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE on May 22, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Quote from: Lorddave on May 22, 2011, 08:55:37 AM
Learn2hitchhiker

Purpose?  I have other more important things to learn.  Like my most recent scientific discovery.
Cultural enlightenment.

Also, you'll know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

SPOILER ALERT!  It's 42.

We're going to get lynched you know that?

Not really.  You still need to figure out the ultimate question.  Of course, once you do, then they will cancel each other out and the universe will cease to exist.
Alright alright so what is it?
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Quote from: wise on May 26, 2023, 05:06:05 AM
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.
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crackpipe larry

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2011, 07:37:45 PM »
how many roads, must a man walk down..
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hoppy

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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2011, 07:53:43 PM »
Quote from: crackpipe larry on May 23, 2011, 07:37:45 PM
how many roads, must a man walk down..

 If I were you, I would be happy to walk on any road at all.
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Re: PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
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