If I were god, I would have made a perfect world. Afterall, I'm motherfucking God, I created everything and nature bends to my whim. Why would a "god" make such a failure of a mortal existence?
If I were god I would create a world in which I modeled the inhabitants after myself, purely for my own ego of course, then I would have them kill, rape, pillage, slaughter, oppress, depress, repress, impede progress and success, cause distress, bless, and then confess; all with little or no finesse. I would command plagues kill thousands of innocent people. I would demand armies rise in my name to slaughter other civilizations whom also worship me. I would insist nothing less than the utmost devotion of every last man, woman, and child, good or bad. If they had the audacity to think unkindly of me then I would retort by gleefully pressing them into eternal torture while I convinced the other, still living, inhabitants of my world that I love them unconditionally. Ha! The fun's just begun! I would flood the world, condone and promote incest, degrade women, command father's kill their children to test their resolve to try and quench my insatiable ego, I would spawn a son and torture him to death and then say it was so others sins can be forgiven (lol!), I would test my most devoted by killing their families, destroying their property and giving them plagues, I would grant some super powers as long as they never cut their hair, I would stop the sun in they sky, rain frogs from the heavens, turn rivers to blood, commune with the devil, destroy countless cities, suppress learning, demand that my followers burn libraries, enslave others, and commit genocide.
The best part is that they will take all my iniquitous acts in stride! In fact, they will embrace them! They will still fall to their knees and worship me with their dying breath. Why? Because my minions, my peons, my sheep will have an innate disposition to feeling my unrequited love! HA! I am their creator, they will perish in vain on their death beds wanting nothing more than to be with me!