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Offline FE-R-4lyf

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The Penguin Conspiracy
« on: May 02, 2008, 01:19:05 PM »
Hello my fellow FE'rs!  I have come across some information that I feel backs up our beliefs.  First and foremost, I am a firm believer that the government is hiding the flat earth truth behind the round earth conspiracy.  I have read the book and it changed my life.  It also made me think of so many possibilities. 

#1 - Considering the government is protecting the ice wall, I believe the penguins living aroud the ice wall are robots.  My proof comes the following scientific article. 

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7933

I think this is where the government made a mistake.  they made it known that there are robotic penguins.  Eventhough they do not look like penguins, did they not think that we would put two and two together and realize that robot penguins really do exist?  If the lunar penguins from this article have the abilities described, this means they are highly capable of protecting the ice wall. 

#2 - The following article appeared in the Houston Chronicle.  It details how the walk of penguins can build better robots.  Well of course it can, penguins are robots!

http://robots.net/article/1789.html

#3 - Here is a photo of a PENGUIN ROBOT!

http://www.parallax.com/Store/Robots/WalkingRobots/tabid/129/ProductID/438/List/1/Default.aspx?SortField=ProductName,ProductName

It clearly states that this Penguin Robot has infrared capabilities.  Hmmm..why would you need infrared capabilities?  To protect the ICE WALL!  Just picture this image buried inside a penguin skin.  If it looks like a penguin and walks like a penguin, it's a penguin.

These are just three reasons to support this conspiracy.  The government realized that no one would second guess penguins in freezing cold weather.  What better than to build Robot Penguins to protect the ice wall.  Think about it folks, the proof doesn't lie!!

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Re: The Penguin Conspiracy
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 01:24:52 PM »
jesus...  this whole thing goes so deep...  The information you posted is highly informative...  Im sure the people with their Government issued blinders will choose to look past this, but more and more truths keep coming out and the RE'rs choose not to pay attention.

This whole penguin thing makes so much sense...  I wasn't sure how many troops the government would have blocking the ice wall, but to insert robotic forms of the life that already lives there makes so much sense... 
Throw away the blinders!

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Re: The Penguin Conspiracy
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 01:28:05 PM »
Fail?
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Re: The Penguin Conspiracy
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Re: The Penguin Conspiracy
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2008, 02:31:22 PM »
because we all know that penguins are actually a food source and therefore cannot be robotic.
unless they are high in protein
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Re: The Penguin Conspiracy
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2008, 03:09:58 PM »
I'm not saying all penguins are robotic.  Did you read the links?  It's highly possible that there are robotic penguins living amongst real penguins.

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Re: The Penguin Conspiracy
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2008, 03:10:10 PM »
because we all know that penguins are actually a food source and therefore cannot be robotic.
unless they are high in protein
Were is your proof that penguins can be eaten?
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Re: The Penguin Conspiracy
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2008, 04:44:51 PM »
Wow... are you guys from http://www.thepenguinconspiracy.com/bb/
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: The Penguin Conspiracy
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2008, 01:48:34 PM »
I know that the penguins are used for food because i buy them in packs of 12 atleast once a month.
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