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Offline Chaltier

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« Reply #100 on: April 27, 2006, 06:15:44 PM »
The only thing I can possibly think of is that biological organisms are immune to it's effect, but other things are not. I have no way to back this up, but unless someone can think of a better explanation, that one's the best I've found. I don't believe in the upward motion theory/assertion/whatever, either, for the record.


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The Flat Earth FAQ Thread
« Reply #101 on: April 27, 2006, 06:54:56 PM »
In response to Marshy.

The claim is that a "Dark Energy" pushes the earth up. First of all I'd like to clarify another physics concept which is usually confused; the distinction between Force and Energy.

When you push something, you exert a force on it and it causes it to move. Friction is the force that causes most objects on earth to slow down to a stop. So what the flat people mean to say is that some "dark force" is pushing the earth up. The way I interpret this is that the earth is like a plate stuck to the tip of a giant rocket that is propelling it through space. So that would eliminate the need to give biological organisms a special preference since they are in turn pushed up by the earth, which is pushed up by the rocket or whatever.

Science in general doesn't deal with exceptions. Everything is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons, so there would be no sensible reason as to why the earth's protons neutrons and electrons are subject to different laws of physics than those that make up organisms.


The concept of energy is a little abstract. I was going to give the example of holding a rock above your head will have a certain "gravitational potential energy" as physicists like to call it, but since certain people here disbelieve the existence of gravity, I'll use a more kosher example.

Imagine you attach a tiny pebble to a rubber band, and stretch it out a certain distance, say 1 foot. You can say that the stretched rubber band has a certain "elastic potential energy" and when you release it, it will transfer all its "energy" to the pebble, which will exhibit it in the form of kinetic energy.


So fundamentally there are only two types of energy, potential and kinetic. Potential can be seen in chemical bonds, stretching rubber bands, nuclear potential energy, and round people also have an extra one called gravitational potential energy (I'm just kidding, flat people have it too, they can just call it differently). There are a bunch more forms of potential energy but I think you get the idea.

The other form is kinetic, which is pretty much the energy of motion. So a car would have kinetic energy, as would a train, etc. What we call temperature is pretty much the average kinetic energy of the small molecules that surround us.


For those of you that saw Star Wars, you'll remember that both the Jedi and the Darth People used "The Force" to push things around and do all sorts of funky stuff, not energy. I guess the dark side of the force explains thing round people call gravity.

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The Flat Earth FAQ Thread
« Reply #102 on: April 28, 2006, 07:17:34 AM »
I don't think that explains why the stars didnt crash into earth a while ago.
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A question for the FAQ
« Reply #103 on: June 26, 2006, 03:22:48 AM »
Guys, can you please explain the working of seasons?

Given a flat-earth perspective, the length of time the Sun is in the sky should be the same in the UK and Australia, yet they are manifestly different.  When it's Summer in the UK it's Winter in Australia, and vice-versa.

Does this mean you're going to have to expand your conspiracy theory to include anyone who has ever made a 'phone call form one location to the other and commented on the weather?

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Re: A question for the FAQ
« Reply #104 on: December 18, 2006, 08:39:48 PM »
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Guys, can you please explain the working of seasons?

Given a flat-earth perspective, the length of time the Sun is in the sky should be the same in the UK and Australia, yet they are manifestly different.  When it's Summer in the UK it's Winter in Australia, and vice-versa.

Does this mean you're going to have to expand your conspiracy theory to include anyone who has ever made a 'phone call form one location to the other and commented on the weather?
You obviously havn't looked into the explanation of seasons already proposed on this site.





When reading through your Flat Earth FAQ, I got to the unanswered questions section and immediately knew the answers to many of the questions. I felt I should share them with you in the hopes of expanding your FAQ.



Q: "How does the atmosphere stay on the Earth?"

A: This argument is a non sequitur, being based on the asumption that NASA is telling the truth about there being no air away from the earth's surface.

Q: Follow-up to previous question: "Then why is air thinner at high altitudes?" & "What about air pressure?"

A: This is a direct result of the earth's upward acceleration and the ice wall encircling it. Air pressure is the equivalent of the wind resistance you can experience by rolling down the window in a moving car. The ice wall helps to contain the air to prevent it from blowing off the edges as the earth moves, making the air relatively stationary across the planet while still being compressed by the air above it. This also explains why high altitudes also tend to have very high winds.


Q: "Explain the Coriolis force."

A: It has now been widely proven by scientists that the ficticious "Coriolis Effect" does not in fact exist. For proof of this claim, feel free to perform a Google search.

A: (in detail) The Coriolis Effect is a false observation based on a rotating point of reference. An object moving in a straight line above a rotating surface will appear to move in a curved line. FE Theory does not necessarily preclude the possibility of the earth spinning through space in a fashion similar to that of a spinning frisbee, which would in turn cause the appearance of the Coriolis Effect on objects moving in a true straight line. Contrary to popular belief, the Coriolis Effect has no affects on stationary objects such as water going down a drain. Again, feel free to do a Google search to verify these claims.


Q: "Why does the hull of a ship disappear over the horizon before the mast does?"

This is an optical illusion caused by the lens distortion effect of the air between you and said distant ship that causes the portion of the ship below a certain height to be indistiguishable from the surface of the water to the human eye. This is why the horizon appears "fuzzy" and there is a limit to line of sight across the earth's surface.


Q: "If the moon is a spotlight, why can I see a "man" in the moon (shadows cast by the sun on the hills and mountains on it) last I checked a light can't contain shadows."

A1: The moon is not a perfect light, and there are some parts dimmer than others. The sun has a similar characteristic called sunspots.

A2: The moon doesn't actually create the light but functions as a large reflecter of the sun's light. Details of this answer were explained in Q: "What about Lunar Eclipses"


Q: Explain magnetism is there is no South pole.

A: All compasses point towards the North pole. There does not need to be a south magnetic pole. It is possible that the opposite poles on compasses and magnets are repelled from the earth's north magnetic pole just as two magnets of the same charge are repulsed from one another. Conversely, the entire ice wall around the outer edge of the earth could have magnetically charged elements within the ice, with some portions having higher concentrations than others giving the appearance of a singular southern pole. As yet another alternate explanation, the other magnetic pole could be located on the opposite geographic face of the planet, i.e. the bottom.
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Re: A question for the FAQ
« Reply #105 on: December 18, 2006, 09:05:05 PM »
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Q: Explain magnetism is there is no South pole.

A: All compasses point towards the North pole. There does not need to be a south magnetic pole. It is possible that the opposite poles on compasses and magnets are repelled from the earth's north magnetic pole just as two magnets of the same charge are repulsed from one another.

Good job bumping a 6 month old thread...

You can't have a north pole without a south pole.


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Re: A question for the FAQ
« Reply #106 on: December 18, 2006, 09:52:38 PM »
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Q: Explain magnetism is there is no South pole.

A: All compasses point towards the North pole. There does not need to be a south magnetic pole. It is possible that the opposite poles on compasses and magnets are repelled from the earth's north magnetic pole just as two magnets of the same charge are repulsed from one another.

Good job bumping a 6 month old thread...

You can't have a north pole without a south pole.
EnragedPenguin told me to.

Eh, it was a suggestion. If you'll read the rest, I offered other alternatives.
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Re: The Flat Earth FAQ Thread
« Reply #107 on: November 10, 2007, 09:51:56 AM »
We really need to update this thing.