Question about the ice wall.

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Question about the ice wall.
« on: June 13, 2006, 06:42:21 PM »
I read the FAQ it states that the circumferance of the earth is 78225. Now I am assuming that the "ice wall" is not too thick perhaps less than 10 miles. But I don't know. That would make the coast line of the ice wall pretty close to the same 78,000 miles long.

Now, I am also assuming that what you are calling the "ice wall" is what the rest of the mislead world would call Antarctica. However, the coast line of Antarctica is only 17,968 km (11,165 miles). How come there is such a vast difference between the two measurements? And if the coastline of Antarctica represents the borders of the world that would mean that there is 391,423,686.5 square miles in the entire world. But according to RE'rs the earth is approx 196.9 million square miles? How are the numbers so far different. And if you used the 78,000 circumference to calculate the area of the earth the numbers would be far far worse?

How can you rectify the large discrepancies?
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Re: Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2006, 06:46:46 PM »
Quote from: "lomfs24"
How can you rectify the large discrepancies?


Rectification: RE people who give you the numbers are lying.
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2006, 07:12:40 PM »
So let me get this straight. According to your numbers of a circumferance of 78,000 miles which we will assume are accurate for purposes of discussion, everything would be much further apart in order to still even take up the space on earth. So let's say you are getting on a boat to go to, oh, I don't know.... let's say Austrailia. RE'rs will tell you that it is let's say 3000 miles. You also know that a mile is 5,280 feet. You can physically measure how many feet a minute are being traveled. Let's say you are traveling at 10 miles an hour, it would take you 300 hours to travel that distance. So it would take you 12.5 days. However, if you use the circumferance of 78,000 miles the distance is roughy 7 times squared farther. Roughly 49 times farther. So what would take you 12.5 days would suddenly take you 612.5 days traveling the same speed. So is it an illusion or is the boat that we measure traveling 52,800 feet a hour really traveling 49 times faster?
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Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2006, 09:35:37 PM »
Any takers?
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Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2006, 09:40:52 PM »
Quote from: "lomfs24"
Any takers?


I invite you to demonstrate that what you say would happen actually does happen.  Until then, I feel safe in my belief that dead reckoning is not quite that accurate.
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2006, 10:06:58 PM »
You either are intentionally dodging the question or you just don't get it. What I was demonstrating is that given the distance around Antarctica (give the measurements by RE'rs and other conspiritors) if it were to be layed out as you propose it would make the earth much larger than we see in reality. Secondly, if the circumferance of the earth is actually as you propose it would enlarge the size of the earth by an unbelieveable amount. Yet you have no way of justifying that. You simply say it's a lie with no explanation.

Please feel free to present your own math to support your position. After all, it's you who are going against the norm so it's up to you to present evidence. I am simply asking for math that supports your position.


Something in the back of my head tells me my math is wrong. I kind of went through it pretty fast. So it should be fairly easy to refute my math with something besides "it's a lie"
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Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2006, 10:08:19 PM »
This is quite possibly the most original thing I have ever seen posted here. Congratulations, but you fail in your demonic task of undermining our lord gods almighty flat-earth and you shall burn in the lake of fire for your blatant disregard for gods feelings.
In Glory
-ujb.

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2006, 10:17:23 PM »
UJB, if you say you believe in God and you make remarks like that I would guess you to be a Baptist. Am I close?

Would you like to present evidence to simply call down fire and brimstone on me? Cause if it's just fire and brimstone please take it to the rants section.
7.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2006, 10:19:37 PM »
Quote from: "lomfs24"
UJB, if you say you believe in God and you make remarks like that I would guess you to be a Baptist. Am I close?

Would you like to present evidence to simply call down fire and brimstone on me? Cause if it's just fire and brimstone please take it to the rants section.

Southern baptist, I would not like too.
In Glory
-ujb.

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2006, 10:22:20 PM »
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"
Quote from: "lomfs24"
UJB, if you say you believe in God and you make remarks like that I would guess you to be a Baptist. Am I close?

Would you like to present evidence to simply call down fire and brimstone on me? Cause if it's just fire and brimstone please take it to the rants section.

Southern baptist, I would not like too.
In Glory
-ujb.
Brief lesson in english probably wouldn't hurt either.

Please hit dictionary.com and learn the difference between to, too and two.

"I went to the store and received two dollars too much in change."
7.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2006, 10:24:12 PM »
Quote from: "lomfs24"
Quote from: "UNCLE JIM BOB"
Quote from: "lomfs24"
UJB, if you say you believe in God and you make remarks like that I would guess you to be a Baptist. Am I close?

Would you like to present evidence to simply call down fire and brimstone on me? Cause if it's just fire and brimstone please take it to the rants section.

Southern baptist, I would not like too.
In Glory
-ujb.
Brief lesson in english probably wouldn't hurt either.

Please hit dictionary.com and learn the difference between to, too and two.

"I went to the store and received two dollars too much in change."

Actually I decline to.
In Glory
-ujb.

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2006, 10:26:21 PM »
Fair enough.  :D

Any other takers?
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Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2006, 10:31:07 PM »
Quote from: "lomfs24"

Any other takers?

Sure.  I will gladly take the two dollars you recieved in error from the store.


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Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2006, 10:43:39 PM »
I will give you more than two dollars if you promise to use it to get an education.
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« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2006, 10:48:09 PM »
Quote from: "lomfs24"
I will give you more than two dollars if you promise to use it to get an education.

I've got a good one, thanks.


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Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2006, 07:39:07 AM »
OK, I'll help you guys out since you didn't seem to catch it. My math is WAY WAY wrong in calculating the area of the earth. Take a look at that and find a work around.
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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2006, 09:52:39 AM »
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Please feel free to present your own math to support your position. After all, it's you who are going against the norm so it's up to you to present evidence. I am simply asking for math that supports your position.

In this forum it is you who have the burden of proof.


"I haven't been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake."
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Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2006, 10:44:00 AM »
What the heck???  UJB, you are not Baptist.  Quit lying, will you?  Everybody, check out his website.  No Baptist would have a webpage saying that you can reach God through the anus.  BTW, my church was derived from a Baptist church.  In no way, shape, or form does anybody say stuff like that.
 love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

- Jack Handey

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2006, 10:49:49 AM »
Quote from: "Joe_Mama"
What the heck???  UJB, you are not Baptist.  Quit lying, will you?  Everybody, check out his website.  No Baptist would have a webpage saying that you can reach God through the anus.  BTW, my church was derived from a Baptist church.  In no way, shape, or form does anybody say stuff like that.


How come you get to decide what an official baptist is like and he doesnt?

And would a real baptist have an avatar of someone beating someone else over the head with a chair and a location of "your mamas house"?

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2006, 12:53:45 PM »
Quote from: "TheEngineer"
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Please feel free to present your own math to support your position. After all, it's you who are going against the norm so it's up to you to present evidence. I am simply asking for math that supports your position.

In this forum it is you who have the burden of proof.
 I gave proof and no one has refuted it. Therefore, it's truth.
7.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2006, 06:24:27 PM »
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How come you get to decide what an official baptist is like and he doesnt?


Here is your first clue:

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UNCLE JIM BOB - FOUNDER OF THE CHURCH OF BOB (COCK OF CHRIST)


This is right on the front page of his website.  How many Baptists do you know who will say that?  I certainly don't.

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And would a real baptist have an avatar of someone beating someone else over the head with a chair and a location of "your mamas house"?


I picked out the avatar because I liked it.  I don't want to be associated with all of these weirdos who keep trying to use the Bible as a reason for "proving" that the world is flat.  Since it isn't a REAL person getting beaten, I thought it was appropriate and showed some character.  As for the "Your mama's house", that's meant as a joke because I don't post my personal information online.  I was saved when I was 18 years old.  I am now 26.  I attended a Baptist church for about 3 years.  Guess what?  None of them have websites telling people that the way to Christ is thru His anus.  That is perverted and immoral.  

1 Corinthians 6:13
"Food for the stomach and the stomach for food"—but God will destroy them both. The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body.

Ask any Christians in real life about what they think about UJB's website and they will tell you the same thing.  I'm sure you can find a Christian church (Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are another story) somewhere near where you live.  Any other questions?

Oh heck.  I have more time.  Let's take a look at more of UJB's website.

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MY TALE...
I WAS A 54 YEAR OLD PEDEREST WITHOUT A JOB, FAMILY, OR FAITH. THE YEAR 1998 WAS LOOKING FOGGY, FOGGY LIKE DOGSHIT. BUT ALL THAT CHANGED WHEN I MET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL ON HER OWN AT THE MOVIES WATCHING JIM CARRY, JIM CARRY MAKES ME LAUGH MATTER. ON THE OTHER TOE, IT WAS AN ORDINARY WEEKEND, EXCEPT THE SKY WAS ON FIRE, WITH MAN LUST, MY MAN LUST. THAT FIRE WAS PROJECTED FROM MY ANUS, I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND OR EXPLAIN HOW - BUT IT WAS. I MOVED DOWN 27 ROWS TO SIT RIGHT NEXT TO HER. I KNEW THIS WAS THE ONE, I HAD DREAMED ABOUT, SCREAMED ABOUT, CREAMED ABOUT FOR NEARLY 5 DECADES OF EXISTENCE. I ASKED HER IF HER PARENTS WERE AROUND, BUT SHE MANAGED TO GET OUT A "RAAAAA.." BEFORE I COMFORTED HER WITH SILENCE. SHE DECIDED TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE, SO I WRAPPED HER IN MY FAT ROLLS AND WALKED OUT OF THE CINEMA TO MY CAR. AFTERWARD, SHE TOLD ME ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WAS TO CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER, THE MATRIX/INTERNET. ALIENS WERE REAL AND DOGS REALLY COULD TALK. I TRIED MY BEST TO LOOK LIKE MY FACE WAS A PENIS TO HER, BUT ALL SHE DID WAS NOD HER HEAD IN SHAME. SHE GAVE ME A BOOK CALLED "THE BIBLE", I FARTED GRACEFULLY AND BEGAN TO READ. I WAS A SPEED READER, SO I HAD FINISHED THE BOOK BY TIME MY FART HAS DEPARTED MY STERNUM. MY 13 YEAR OLD WIFE COULD ONLY APPRECIATE MY WORKS, BY VOMMITTING ALLOVER MY FACE AND SHITTING ON MY KNEES.
SO MY CYBER CONGLOMERATE BEGAN..
SINCE EATING AN INTERNET INTO EXISTENCE, THE COCK OF CHRIST (CHURCH OF BOB) MADE PROMINENCE IN INTERNET EVANGELISM, WHICH IS FUNNILY ENOUGH A TERM I INVENTED WHILST PERFORMING BRAIN SURGEORY ON MY NEIGHBOURS WIFES COCK. WITH GODLY SPEED THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF PORNOGRAPHY WAS FORMED AND THE WORLDS FIRST MMOWB, MASSIVE MULTICHRISTIAN ONLINE WORSHIP BROADCAST WAS FORMED BY MYSELF, STEVE IRWIN, ADAM SMITH, ADOLF HITLER AND MEL GIBSON. WE ESTABLISHED THE MMOWB BACK IN 1998 ON A SMALLER WALKEE TALKEE -TO- WALKEE TALKEE SCALE.


Now, has anybody here ever met a Christian who talked like this?  GIVE ME A BREAK!

Here's some more:

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HOWEVER THIS QUICKLY DIVERSIFIED DUE TO THE RAPID INGESTION OF ALCOHOL MIXED WITH CAT PISS, THIS WAS NEVER ACTUALLY EXPLAINED BUT ALL WE KNEW WAS THAT IT WAS A MIRACLE PERFORMED BY GOD HIMSELF. NOT LONG AFTER SUCCEEDING TO THE PINNACLE OF INTERNET EVANGELISM I LOST EVERYTHING IN THE STOCK MARKET CRASH, MY CHURCH WAS SOLD OUT TO A JUDEO-PAGAN INSTITUTION KNOWN AS "GOOGLE" FOR ONE THOUSAND HUNDRED EIGHT DOLLARS. THEY QUICKLY CONVERTED MY CHURCH INTO A SEARCH ENGINE LEAVING THE WORSHIPPERS TO THE MERCY OF DAN RATHER AND MICHAEL MOORE. I FELT OBLIGED HOWEVER, TO MY WORSHIPPERS, AND HAVE CONTINUED TO PURSUE THEIR TITHES SINCE THE DOWNFALL OF MMOWB IN 1908. THEY ARE ALL DIAHORETIC NIGGERS. FOLLOWING THE BUYING OUT OF MMOWB THE INTERNET ALSO CHANGED ITS NAME FROM "ADAM SMITH INTERLINKS EXCHANGE" (ASIE) TO HTTP (HOLY TRINITY TACKRAPING PAGANS).
FOLLOWING THE RENMAING MULTI-CULTURIST PINKOCOMMUNIST HOMOSEXUAL CHILDREN WERE THEN PERMITTED TO ACCESS THE INTERNET. THIS WAS KNOWN AS THE NIGGER(DARK) AGES. WHERE THE INTERNET WAS THRUST INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH PRO-TAMPON PRO-CONTRACEPTION AND PRO-CHOICE GROUPS BUYING OUT 85% OF THE INTERNET. THIS HAD DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES ON THE REAL WORLD, AS EVERY BABY IN AMERICA WAS ABORTED FROM THE PERIOD 1997-1999, IN ACCORDANCE WITH PRO-CHOICE LAWS. I PERSONALLY FOUGHT THE LAWS MYSELF IN EARLY 1999, SUBDUEING THE ENTIRE SENATE WITH MY BARE HANDS AND A STICK. BECAUSE OF THEIR PROMISCIOUS HOMOSEXUAL NATURE, THEY SHED THEIR CLOTHES AND COMMITTED SUICIDE AT THE VERY SIGHT OF MY MANLY CHINS. AND HOSPITALS WERE ILLEGALIZED.
ACHIEVEMENTS...
I HAVE GAINED ALOT OF PROMINENCE IN SOME INTERNET CIRCLES FOR KNOWING EVERYTHING, THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DISPROVEN, EVER. WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE OF I HAVE RESTABLISHED HOLY MEDIEVIL SCIENCE AND MORALS. DEBUNKED THE MYTH OF THE "SPHERICAL WORLD", REINTRODUCED FLAT-EARTH THEORYS TO SCIENCE. I HAVE PROVED THE EXISTENCE OF GOD, WITH JUST MY BAREHANDS AND SOME FAST-FOOD.I WAS VOTED MOTHERFUCKIN' MISANTHROPIST OF THE YEAR EVERY, BEATING HITLER SINCE THE FUCKING MISANTHROPY AWARDS WERE ESTABLISHED BY FUCKING MYSELF IN 1902.


Is this enough proof for you?  Don't tell me that you can't tell the difference between a Christian and this guy.  If you don't, you need to get out more. I think I rest my case.
 love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

- Jack Handey

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2006, 09:08:11 PM »
Quote from: "Joe_Mama"
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How come you get to decide what an official baptist is like and he doesnt?


Here is your first clue:

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UNCLE JIM BOB - FOUNDER OF THE CHURCH OF BOB (COCK OF CHRIST)


This is right on the front page of his website.  How many Baptists do you know who will say that?  I certainly don't.

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And would a real baptist have an avatar of someone beating someone else over the head with a chair and a location of "your mamas house"?


I picked out the avatar because I liked it.  I don't want to be associated with all of these weirdos who keep trying to use the Bible as a reason for "proving" that the world is flat.  Since it isn't a REAL person getting beaten, I thought it was appropriate and showed some character.  As for the "Your mama's house", that's meant as a joke because I don't post my personal information online.  I was saved when I was 18 years old.  I am now 26.  I attended a Baptist church for about 3 years.  Guess what?  None of them have websites telling people that the way to Christ is thru His anus.  That is perverted and immoral.  

1 Corinthians 6:13
"Food for the stomach and the stomach for food"—but God will destroy them both. The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body.

Ask any Christians in real life about what they think about UJB's website and they will tell you the same thing.  I'm sure you can find a Christian church (Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are another story) somewhere near where you live.  Any other questions?

Oh heck.  I have more time.  Let's take a look at more of UJB's website.

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MY TALE...
I WAS A 54 YEAR OLD PEDEREST WITHOUT A JOB, FAMILY, OR FAITH. THE YEAR 1998 WAS LOOKING FOGGY, FOGGY LIKE DOGSHIT. BUT ALL THAT CHANGED WHEN I MET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL ON HER OWN AT THE MOVIES WATCHING JIM CARRY, JIM CARRY MAKES ME LAUGH MATTER. ON THE OTHER TOE, IT WAS AN ORDINARY WEEKEND, EXCEPT THE SKY WAS ON FIRE, WITH MAN LUST, MY MAN LUST. THAT FIRE WAS PROJECTED FROM MY ANUS, I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND OR EXPLAIN HOW - BUT IT WAS. I MOVED DOWN 27 ROWS TO SIT RIGHT NEXT TO HER. I KNEW THIS WAS THE ONE, I HAD DREAMED ABOUT, SCREAMED ABOUT, CREAMED ABOUT FOR NEARLY 5 DECADES OF EXISTENCE. I ASKED HER IF HER PARENTS WERE AROUND, BUT SHE MANAGED TO GET OUT A "RAAAAA.." BEFORE I COMFORTED HER WITH SILENCE. SHE DECIDED TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE, SO I WRAPPED HER IN MY FAT ROLLS AND WALKED OUT OF THE CINEMA TO MY CAR. AFTERWARD, SHE TOLD ME ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WAS TO CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER, THE MATRIX/INTERNET. ALIENS WERE REAL AND DOGS REALLY COULD TALK. I TRIED MY BEST TO LOOK LIKE MY FACE WAS A PENIS TO HER, BUT ALL SHE DID WAS NOD HER HEAD IN SHAME. SHE GAVE ME A BOOK CALLED "THE BIBLE", I FARTED GRACEFULLY AND BEGAN TO READ. I WAS A SPEED READER, SO I HAD FINISHED THE BOOK BY TIME MY FART HAS DEPARTED MY STERNUM. MY 13 YEAR OLD WIFE COULD ONLY APPRECIATE MY WORKS, BY VOMMITTING ALLOVER MY FACE AND SHITTING ON MY KNEES.
SO MY CYBER CONGLOMERATE BEGAN..
SINCE EATING AN INTERNET INTO EXISTENCE, THE COCK OF CHRIST (CHURCH OF BOB) MADE PROMINENCE IN INTERNET EVANGELISM, WHICH IS FUNNILY ENOUGH A TERM I INVENTED WHILST PERFORMING BRAIN SURGEORY ON MY NEIGHBOURS WIFES COCK. WITH GODLY SPEED THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF PORNOGRAPHY WAS FORMED AND THE WORLDS FIRST MMOWB, MASSIVE MULTICHRISTIAN ONLINE WORSHIP BROADCAST WAS FORMED BY MYSELF, STEVE IRWIN, ADAM SMITH, ADOLF HITLER AND MEL GIBSON. WE ESTABLISHED THE MMOWB BACK IN 1998 ON A SMALLER WALKEE TALKEE -TO- WALKEE TALKEE SCALE.


Now, has anybody here ever met a Christian who talked like this?  GIVE ME A BREAK!

Here's some more:

Quote
HOWEVER THIS QUICKLY DIVERSIFIED DUE TO THE RAPID INGESTION OF ALCOHOL MIXED WITH CAT PISS, THIS WAS NEVER ACTUALLY EXPLAINED BUT ALL WE KNEW WAS THAT IT WAS A MIRACLE PERFORMED BY GOD HIMSELF. NOT LONG AFTER SUCCEEDING TO THE PINNACLE OF INTERNET EVANGELISM I LOST EVERYTHING IN THE STOCK MARKET CRASH, MY CHURCH WAS SOLD OUT TO A JUDEO-PAGAN INSTITUTION KNOWN AS "GOOGLE" FOR ONE THOUSAND HUNDRED EIGHT DOLLARS. THEY QUICKLY CONVERTED MY CHURCH INTO A SEARCH ENGINE LEAVING THE WORSHIPPERS TO THE MERCY OF DAN RATHER AND MICHAEL MOORE. I FELT OBLIGED HOWEVER, TO MY WORSHIPPERS, AND HAVE CONTINUED TO PURSUE THEIR TITHES SINCE THE DOWNFALL OF MMOWB IN 1908. THEY ARE ALL DIAHORETIC NIGGERS. FOLLOWING THE BUYING OUT OF MMOWB THE INTERNET ALSO CHANGED ITS NAME FROM "ADAM SMITH INTERLINKS EXCHANGE" (ASIE) TO HTTP (HOLY TRINITY TACKRAPING PAGANS).
FOLLOWING THE RENMAING MULTI-CULTURIST PINKOCOMMUNIST HOMOSEXUAL CHILDREN WERE THEN PERMITTED TO ACCESS THE INTERNET. THIS WAS KNOWN AS THE NIGGER(DARK) AGES. WHERE THE INTERNET WAS THRUST INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITH PRO-TAMPON PRO-CONTRACEPTION AND PRO-CHOICE GROUPS BUYING OUT 85% OF THE INTERNET. THIS HAD DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES ON THE REAL WORLD, AS EVERY BABY IN AMERICA WAS ABORTED FROM THE PERIOD 1997-1999, IN ACCORDANCE WITH PRO-CHOICE LAWS. I PERSONALLY FOUGHT THE LAWS MYSELF IN EARLY 1999, SUBDUEING THE ENTIRE SENATE WITH MY BARE HANDS AND A STICK. BECAUSE OF THEIR PROMISCIOUS HOMOSEXUAL NATURE, THEY SHED THEIR CLOTHES AND COMMITTED SUICIDE AT THE VERY SIGHT OF MY MANLY CHINS. AND HOSPITALS WERE ILLEGALIZED.
ACHIEVEMENTS...
I HAVE GAINED ALOT OF PROMINENCE IN SOME INTERNET CIRCLES FOR KNOWING EVERYTHING, THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DISPROVEN, EVER. WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE OF I HAVE RESTABLISHED HOLY MEDIEVIL SCIENCE AND MORALS. DEBUNKED THE MYTH OF THE "SPHERICAL WORLD", REINTRODUCED FLAT-EARTH THEORYS TO SCIENCE. I HAVE PROVED THE EXISTENCE OF GOD, WITH JUST MY BAREHANDS AND SOME FAST-FOOD.I WAS VOTED MOTHERFUCKIN' MISANTHROPIST OF THE YEAR EVERY, BEATING HITLER SINCE THE FUCKING MISANTHROPY AWARDS WERE ESTABLISHED BY FUCKING MYSELF IN 1902.


Is this enough proof for you?  Don't tell me that you can't tell the difference between a Christian and this guy.  If you don't, you need to get out more. I think I rest my case.

Do not repost content from my website without permission, this is stealing and incurs the wrath of the baby jesus and lawyers. Apologise and subordinate to me in pm immediatly. Or else I can't even begin to tell you what horrors will befall your phallus.
In Glory
-ujb.

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2006, 09:25:06 PM »
Quote from: "lomfs24"
So let me get this straight. According to your numbers of a circumferance of 78,000 miles which we will assume are accurate for purposes of discussion, everything would be much further apart in order to still even take up the space on earth. So let's say you are getting on a boat to go to, oh, I don't know.... let's say Austrailia. RE'rs will tell you that it is let's say 3000 miles. You also know that a mile is 5,280 feet. You can physically measure how many feet a minute are being traveled. Let's say you are traveling at 10 miles an hour, it would take you 300 hours to travel that distance. So it would take you 12.5 days. However, if you use the circumferance of 78,000 miles the distance is roughy 7 times squared farther. Roughly 49 times farther. So what would take you 12.5 days would suddenly take you 612.5 days traveling the same speed. So is it an illusion or is the boat that we measure traveling 52,800 feet a hour really traveling 49 times faster?

First you claim Australia is 3000 miles away (away from where? I don't know), so it would take 12.5 to get there traveling 10 mph.

Then you say it would take 612.5 days to travel 78,000 miles.

I fail to see any correlation between these two claims, or any bearing as to whether the earth is flat or round.

I assure you, there are places on the flat earth that are 3000 miles from Australia.

Now, because I have a vague idea of what you might have been intending to say, I'll respond as though you made the following claim:

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On the round earth, Australia is 3000 miles from Chile, and so it would take 12 days to sail there at 10 mph. On the flat earth model, Australia would be much further; a significant portion of the flat earth's 25,000 mile diameter, so 15,000 miles or more. This distance would take 60 days to travel at 10 mph.

So on a round earth it would take 12 days to get from Chile to Australia, but on a Flat Earth it would take 60 days.

How do you account for these discrepencies?

In response to a question of this nature, I say assert that the trip would, in fact, take 60 days, and the 12 day figure it different because it relies on the spherical nature of the earth, and so is wrong.

Until you can prove otherwise, I will continue to assume Australia is 15,000 miles from Chile.

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2006, 09:33:25 PM »
Unimportant, before you can argue this you must have a working knowledge of geometry. Also a basic knowledge of the english language wouldn't hurt. No where did I say that it would take 612 days to travel 78,000 miles.
7.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2006, 09:48:08 PM »
My grasp of the English language is exceptional, and my understanding of geometry far surpasses the requirements of this discussion. Unfortunately, I had to guess at most of your meaning because your post was incomprehensible.

Maybe my problem was that I gave you too much credit, so I'll try again and only respond to what you say explicitly.

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So let's say you are getting on a boat to go to, oh, I don't know.... let's say Austrailia. RE'rs will tell you that it is let's say 3000 miles.

Ok, sure. Australia is 3000 miles from lots of places. Next.

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Let's say you are traveling at 10 miles an hour, it would take you 300 hours to travel that distance.

I asked my 11 year old brother to check your math on this one, he said you're right. I'll take his word for it.

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However, if you use the circumferance of 78,000 miles the distance is roughy 7 times squared farther. Roughly 49 times farther.

Besides the fact that my little brother was thoroughly impressed by the 7 times 7 being 49 thing, this is completely arbitrary. Yes, I'm sure there is some path on the flat earth that is 49 times longer than 3000 miles; I'm sure there's an infinite number of them, actually. I'm also quite sure the same is true of the round earth.

If China is 3000 miles from Australia on the round earth, it is going to be pretty darn close to 3000 miles on the flat earth too.

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So is it an illusion or is the boat that we measure traveling 52,800 feet a hour really traveling 49 times faster?

I don't think you measured any such thing.

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2006, 05:17:55 AM »
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...and my understanding of geometry far surpasses the requirements of this discussion.
I asked my 11 year old brother to check your math on this one, he said you're right. I'll take his word for it.


Your understanding of geometry is such that you have ask your 11 year old brother?
7.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2006, 05:50:08 AM »
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Do not repost content from my website without permission, this is stealing and incurs the wrath of the baby jesus and lawyers. Apologise and subordinate to me in pm immediatly. Or else I can't even begin to tell you what horrors will befall your phallus.
In Glory
-ujb.


First of all, you do not know who I am.  Second of all, you don't scare me.  THIRDLY, liars like you need to be exposed for who they really are.  Lastly, (hold yourself back, UJB), here is more garbage from your website:

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WHY AM I SO SUCCESSFUL AND THE GREATEST RAGER TO EVER LIVE?
HOW AM I SO HUMBLE IN MY SUCCESS AND CONSISTENT WITH MY RESULTS?
WHY DID JESUS CHRIST CHOOSE ME TO DELIVER HIS WORD TO THE FAITHLESS SODAMITES OF ONLINE VIDEO GAMES?
SINCE I FOUNDED THE INTERNET AND BECAME CEO OF ALL VIDEO GAMES ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME WHY AM I SO SUCCESSFUL AND THE GREATEST RAGER TO EVER LIVE, HOW AM I SO HUMBLE IN MY SUCCESS AND CONSISTENT WITH MY RESULTS, AND WHY DID JESUS CHRIST CHOOSE ME TO DELIVER HIS WORD TO THE FAITHLESS SODAMITES OF ONLINE VIDEO GAMES. AND TO TELL THE TRUTH I DONT GIVE A SHIT.


UJB, don't forget to take your Lithium.  You are one messed up guy.  As for reposting your garbage, I'm giving credit where credit is due.  This is all from YOUR website, UJB (www.g0tjesus.com).  I claim no credit for it.  All of it came from your own twisted mind.

Have a nice day.
 love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

- Jack Handey

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2006, 08:26:50 AM »
his site is so fucked up, almost disturbing.  he gives all christians a bad name.  He has the worst case of diarrhea of the mouth I have ever seen.

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2006, 10:35:53 AM »
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his site is so fucked up, almost disturbing. he gives all christians a bad name. He has the worst case of diarrhea of the mouth I have ever seen.


Glad to see that I'm not the only one who sees it.  Either this guy is an atheist just trying to be a jerk or he is some fat guy who should be committed.
 love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

- Jack Handey

Question about the ice wall.
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2006, 11:16:42 AM »
also you have no case against him if you did, you are allowed to quote up to and including a third of any written content, as long as you reference where and who you got it from. It allows journalism to exist